Curb Your Service Medals

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  • @benjidaniel5595
    @benjidaniel5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34127

    After the interview they both enjoyed eating his chocolate medals

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      "The prize..
      The lovely, lovely prize..."

    • @aleksandarristic2329
      @aleksandarristic2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Haha, underrated

    • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
      @TheWitchOvAgnesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And not the ones pinned on his shirt...

    • @almightysosa3951
      @almightysosa3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @xjcrossx
      @xjcrossx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moonmannd7501 i immediately thought of that! Haha! _Mr.F_

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10473

    “They call me a frog man”
    *is actually a fraud man*

  • @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2
    @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5434

    He really pulled a “I’m sorry I won’t do it again”

    • @Wtahc
      @Wtahc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@OutOfContextComedy ye seriously i was pleasantly surprised

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The fact that his response was "Well I knew I was gonna get caught eventually, but don't worry, I'll stop now".

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Stefan Kovacevic to not do it in the first place?

    • @highhat5229
      @highhat5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HappyLarry. that’s not a response (if it never happened in the first place)

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@highhat5229 Are you seriously on this? Okay, if I was so fucking stupid that I decided to wear medals I didn't earn and pretend to be a hero that I'm not (which I wouldn't), my response would be "You know you're right, I shouldn't have played up my record for attention, I was being selfish. I'm sorry" There, is that the response you were looking for? Like do I need to dumb everything down even further

  • @jimbobhk2009
    @jimbobhk2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11010

    “So yeah, I was in marine team 6, nowadays you call them space ninjas, and served in the third crusade. Took a laser beam right here! What a pain in the ass.”

    • @nyclurker603
      @nyclurker603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      ThAnk yOu For yOuR seVice

    • @dylan_9449
      @dylan_9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nyclurker603 *your

    • @jimbobhk2009
      @jimbobhk2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I Drink Bleach yer*

    • @huggybear69deluxe
      @huggybear69deluxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took a nuclear warhead to the knee.

    • @whatyousaidbud
      @whatyousaidbud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@huggybear69deluxe 🤣🤣🤣to the knee!!!

  • @bredslayer4251
    @bredslayer4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18598

    “I know those are fake medals”
    *nods*

    • @marcdominguez3595
      @marcdominguez3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Your profile pic. What or who is that. I see that so much but i dont know who it is. My guess is its a really fucked up Arnold terminator but i could be wrong lol. Can you shed some light on why you picked this and why?

    • @ChazCharlie1
      @ChazCharlie1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@marcdominguez3595 its JC Denton, the character from the original deus ex.
      He's with UNATCO, start talking.

    • @PahEz
      @PahEz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ChazCharlie1 What? Is this some 2020 gen type of shit. Never heard

    • @marcdominguez3595
      @marcdominguez3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChazCharlie1 no idea still lol

    • @indeed1106
      @indeed1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its from a guy called maximilianmus or smth like that, he told everyone to maie this their pfp. He was the guy who told everyone to spam "oh yea yea" under every video as well

  • @jomy10-games
    @jomy10-games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4523

    “I know those are fake medals”
    “Understandable, have a nice day”

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no one wants to comment huh?

    • @phpART
      @phpART 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Loading-lg6hs ok I‘ll be first:
      omg so true funny comment 😂😂😂🤪

    • @Chiyomi_Anzai599
      @Chiyomi_Anzai599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stupid comment

    • @sentosaco
      @sentosaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm dead. That really was the vibe he was going for.

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Well, that's your opinion..."

  • @RUFU58
    @RUFU58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32500

    You could tell he wasn’t a Seal anyway. He wasn’t flapping his tail and going “ARF! ARF!”

    • @BerticusBersht
      @BerticusBersht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      Reported for being too funny

    • @chuyistheshiz6811
      @chuyistheshiz6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol

    • @zooofsocks1924
      @zooofsocks1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lol

    • @zachsimmons6492
      @zachsimmons6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Why the fuck did I laugh at this, I’m disappointed in myself.

    • @RUFU58
      @RUFU58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Zach Simmons Gotta just laugh when you can man man can man can. When you can. Whenever you can.

  • @itsdonaldo
    @itsdonaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10430

    "hey stop lyin!"
    "ok I'll stop lying"
    "okay then"

  • @sintexx2801
    @sintexx2801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    "i know you killed those children"
    jim: mhm

    • @dakin2958
      @dakin2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      But now hes going to stop killing the children so its ok

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      146 kills in one day. Threw grenades into schoolhouse windows in Hanoi.

    • @edurom2111
      @edurom2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anakin is interested on knowing your location!

    • @ducklingchief8289
      @ducklingchief8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tecnonix Yeah right? We shouId dEfoRm the MiIitary! Make Peace not war¡

    • @Shakiahjprod
      @Shakiahjprod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tecnonix Bro so many atrocities occured to people in Vietnam. So much so we impacted a WHOLE generation and almost a whole nother.

  • @James_r4276
    @James_r4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63304

    Imagine how many times he's used that lame headache joke.

    • @oluff1153
      @oluff1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

      jfc it only makes it more cringe thinking about it.

    • @James_r4276
      @James_r4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      @@oluff1153 he looked at the camera too. Ew

    • @dzfaz
      @dzfaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      He cracked himself up.

    • @Dalonghair
      @Dalonghair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ChadicusFit
      Jesus F-ing Christ

    • @beenthinkinoferrthang9677
      @beenthinkinoferrthang9677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      1 too many times lol

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6620

    His explanation:
    "I knew this would eventually happen"

    • @mikebizzleuk
      @mikebizzleuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Not a single fxck was given

    • @stevecristian6932
      @stevecristian6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I knew this would eventually happen my military skills are to good

    • @Pirosbor
      @Pirosbor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's not an explanation, that's an expressed expectation.

    • @Apjooz
      @Apjooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a cliche line from tons of movies isn't it.

    • @commanderhopeful
      @commanderhopeful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should've because it's soo easy to know

  • @olucaszb
    @olucaszb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    “I know you ate my sandwich”
    Jim: *nods*

    • @hugotox1
      @hugotox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "The note said it was my sandwich,MY SANDWICH,MY SANDWICH!!!!!!"

    • @brendanwood1540
      @brendanwood1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH!!!
      ...JIM!!!!

    • @autemramos5529
      @autemramos5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmmm , Mmmmm

    • @uzairkarolia2157
      @uzairkarolia2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You… you through my sandwich away …. MY SANDWICH …… *MY SANDWICH*

    • @genesisgil7706
      @genesisgil7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hugotox1 a turkey sandwich with a moistmaker, I recon.

  • @tapz02
    @tapz02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10069

    I M A F R O G M A N

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Why be a seaman when you can be a frogman

    • @RandRgolfandgame
      @RandRgolfandgame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Bandit Leader because they put chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay, obviously 😂

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SuperBird lowkey is true though!

    • @ryanhodges
      @ryanhodges 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      More like a fraud man

    • @SunnyDaysMedia
      @SunnyDaysMedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I'm not sure if hes aware but the soldiers within the Danish special force "The Jeager Corpse" is often called frogmen.

  • @kimmyil-sung2412
    @kimmyil-sung2412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7298

    I almost feel sorry for these people

    • @alee7275
      @alee7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Gaming Affect me too

    • @roastingpotato
      @roastingpotato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Me too. Almost. But not quite.

    • @AtticusDraco
      @AtticusDraco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me also, but if you have ever served, you know these people need to be blasted,, hard

    • @CaptainCocaine
      @CaptainCocaine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ALMOST

    • @fufu1405
      @fufu1405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      almost

  • @sachinfuloria6340
    @sachinfuloria6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "I know those are fake medals"
    Navy Officer : "me too hehe, now lets eat something"

    • @iJorded
      @iJorded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @theajstars
      @theajstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Golden!

  • @alexsteaua99
    @alexsteaua99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22190

    He did handle it like a pro though

    • @pacojones799
      @pacojones799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😅😅

    • @MegaMapper
      @MegaMapper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      i'm sure it happens a lot so he has time to practice ;D

    • @johnalcock2349
      @johnalcock2349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      He wasn’t afraid!

    • @_GatoradeMeBitch
      @_GatoradeMeBitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      "you are full of shit, nothing you said is real" -mmhm!

    • @cybernoirX
      @cybernoirX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      The Coast Guard endures rigorous training to make them invulnerable to high stress situations.

  • @morning5tarr
    @morning5tarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4263

    Some soldier : earns medal
    Jim : *OUR MEDAL* ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

    • @yuckfou514
      @yuckfou514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      **Russian anthem plays**

    • @JakubS
      @JakubS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Odysseus W same tune

    • @bepis6560
      @bepis6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Odysseus W you get no pu$$y

    • @harmanndhiman9492
      @harmanndhiman9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (*¿_*) how did you do that?

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bepis6560 absolutely no play

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    I can tell he wasn't a SEAL because he hasn't written any books about his SEAL time.

    • @jlthiess
      @jlthiess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn it, you beat me to it

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also his title says Coast Guard Auxiliary Commander lol. The Coast Guard Seals

    • @j.g.8860
      @j.g.8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :) 😀😃 Frog man

    • @justinc1337osu
      @justinc1337osu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *DISCOVER AUDIBLE WITH A FREE BOOK ON US*

    • @noahjackl2240
      @noahjackl2240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably hasn’t killed any civilians or other servicemembers either

  • @robloxvids2233
    @robloxvids2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    A social hustler. This is probably like the 10th worst thing he's done in life. These people are scary.

    • @Gray-rl7yg
      @Gray-rl7yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Barbara Stamm you

    • @robloxvids2233
      @robloxvids2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @My Secret Account Nope. I said probably.

    • @patsayjack402
      @patsayjack402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If this only the 10th worst thing than he is a much better person than most Americans

    • @ccchk1
      @ccchk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He has absolutely no remorse, zero, so scary. They better check on him.

    • @theempresss
      @theempresss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They need to check his backyard

  • @Sorites
    @Sorites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5817

    After surviving a hit like that he can wear the purple heart for real now.

    • @hunterwilson3535
      @hunterwilson3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Joshua Stanford, I can picture this being the top comment in this section. 🤣

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No. Maybe the bronze star, but not the purple heart.

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you know how you get the purple heart?

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Being wounded or killed in the military

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially when risking your own safety for others.

  • @Juanmantt
    @Juanmantt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    He’s called Jim and looks exactly like Jim from “Friday Night Dinner”

    • @becton98
      @becton98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought Wilson had destroyed the records

    • @Juanmantt
      @Juanmantt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@becton98 rip Wilson 😔

    • @clowncake
      @clowncake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come to the Dark Side today!

    • @Juanmantt
      @Juanmantt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clowncake habibi always on dark side

    • @ngreen9305
      @ngreen9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looking nice Jackie

  • @Eclipse240
    @Eclipse240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16462

    Pls don't speed up the music

    • @peterrosqvist2480
      @peterrosqvist2480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      They’re taking down channels because of copyright infringement, he’s sped it up to avoid it

    • @huntzkush
      @huntzkush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Its Alinitys fault

    • @huntzkush
      @huntzkush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soviet Yoshi Then prove it, link the videos.
      I bet they all have their music sped up now.

    • @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp
      @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Huntz Kushe Just search them??? Literally hundreds of videos still have the real music.

    • @trevor4835
      @trevor4835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Who gives a fuck, nerds

  • @josephstringham7723
    @josephstringham7723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    It's sad that the song has to be sped up for copyright, the meme works so much better with normal speed

    • @mcd4984
      @mcd4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And it got copyrighted anyway

    • @heelturnsface
      @heelturnsface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The meme still works.

    • @badman1481
      @badman1481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Scott Adam yeah, it makes it funnier

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reduce the playback speed?

    • @marleygoodfellow7965
      @marleygoodfellow7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no the music sucks it's better with it faster

  • @TheJanvicgwaps
    @TheJanvicgwaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    This dude served me on the Battle of Hogwarts. I dont know why people make fun of him. 😡

    • @foreverago2154
      @foreverago2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chill

    • @sohamroy5234
      @sohamroy5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cuz u lost because of a simp lmaoo

    • @anthonyskata
      @anthonyskata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought this was a typo and you meant to say "served next to me" then I read your username

    • @teagancashman9446
      @teagancashman9446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew what are you doing here

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foreverago2154 you should really consider chugging antifreeze

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7538

    at the very least he is a real veteran

    • @portugaltheman9717
      @portugaltheman9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Matthew Newcomb but he did serve for his country

    • @lauraanderson4689
      @lauraanderson4689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

      @@matthewnewcomb559 A veteran's value doesn't come from whether or not they have seen combat. Every person who has served our country should be honored in that respect. This man crossed the line by pretending to have earned medals that he had not. But he is still a veteran.

    • @Casey-dy2oo
      @Casey-dy2oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bizzare Meme Lord yeah, betraying his own.

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @RUhere4the TRIGGERING he may just need to rephrase. I served in iraq and i didnt see any combat, but the morters dropped on my base 3-4 times a week. With that said, i knew what he meant. Being in service for a few years doesnt make someone a veteran, as the original commenter suggests.

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @RUhere4the TRIGGERING thats the same thing. Service, serving, to serve.

  • @arousedyoda
    @arousedyoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    This man looks like he received two Purple Hearts during his first tour as a Lowe's manager.

  • @maxsilverstone8600
    @maxsilverstone8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I love how instead of fighting back or getting up and leaving the interview he's completely on board with it. Yeah, I know it's fake, and now that I've been exposed, I'll just continue to live my life.

    • @anthonyskata
      @anthonyskata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I really wonder how long he was doing this. Must have been a "didn't think I'd make it this far' moment.

  • @m35926
    @m35926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    I'm going to start robbing banks. One day I'll get caught and that's fine, I'll just stop.

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Quite different. Stolen Valor is a much more less harmful action

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roslina Tamold who are you harming robbing a bank? I’m sorry..

    • @barrybigballs6339
      @barrybigballs6339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      R Banerjee depends on how its robbed.

    • @Sleeperalt
      @Sleeperalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Meme Lord the money is insured

    • @curlyplumbing5121
      @curlyplumbing5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sleeperalt what about the victims Mental Health ?
      Is that Insured?

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    *S T O L E N V A L O R*

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Prot07ype Yeah this is so old. Original humor is dead. Now just Copy and Laugh.

    • @WardragonLog101
      @WardragonLog101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ARintheseatSESH ..what?

    • @JoeMama-tp6cq
      @JoeMama-tp6cq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ARintheseatSESH *R E T A R D E D*

    • @lifespore
      @lifespore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prot07ype okay but WHAT THE FUCK???? I see you EVERYWHERE. I remember replying to one of your comments about a year ago talking about how I see you on so many videos. And now again??? Small world jeez.

    • @_GatoradeMeBitch
      @_GatoradeMeBitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if you see a comment of human x, it means that he has watched the same video and therefore the protocol throws same kind of videos to both of you, that multiply the chance of seeing him again by shitloads.

  • @CV-lm7pv
    @CV-lm7pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Every anime protagonist ever:
    "I knew this will eventually happen, and I was prepared"

    • @The55nomad
      @The55nomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "The real medals are at home. Come with me, I'll show you."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear cv

  • @benjaminmartin5898
    @benjaminmartin5898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1779

    "I knew this would happen"
    Then why TF did he lie if he knew he would be discovered?

    • @jamestheengineer256
      @jamestheengineer256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      The Orange Banana He's willing to take the risk. He just wanted attention but he's expecting to get caught so it doesn't feel bad too much when someone discovered he's lying.

    • @savagedragon79
      @savagedragon79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For the thrill! Your gonna get off hard.

    • @rollerfox88
      @rollerfox88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Like, did no warning bells go off in his head when someone said "I want to interview you about your medals"? I'd be straight to no comment personally.

    • @xX88B88Xx
      @xX88B88Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      4 fun

    • @patsayjack402
      @patsayjack402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because it was a sweet ride. Haven't you ever grifted a bit? Jeez live a little

  • @dingoDogMan
    @dingoDogMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    To be fair, he does seem like he got shot in the head.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    • @billyhemingway73
      @billyhemingway73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably did it to himself after this interview too

    • @ml_gamer8344
      @ml_gamer8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kryptnyt didnt expect a fallout reference here

    • @gojira4life
      @gojira4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not well enough though...

    • @monolith253
      @monolith253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just cause you got shot in the head don’t mean you’re dumber. For example, my 10 Intelligence character in Fallout New Vegas

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Well,at least he accepted that he was caught and stopped
    Him: "I'm a hero"
    Other him:"No you're not"
    Him: "Understandable,have a good day"

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he’s been lying until this point, what makes you think he was telling the truth when he said that? You’re gullible as hell

  • @barkbook1440
    @barkbook1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    One of his ribbons is the war in terror, which he is to old to even have, that’s our most recent campaign medal 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @Aven-Sharma1991
      @Aven-Sharma1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      emily sledge: What else would you expect from a lying geriatric prick? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @Aven-Sharma1991
      @Aven-Sharma1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *On
      *Too

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's war "of" terror.

    • @zombieoutbreakprod
      @zombieoutbreakprod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's just how good he was at his job, his service transcended into another war.

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zombieoutbreakprod LOL 😂

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “I’ll do it til I get caught. Who cares if I’m being an asshole?”

  • @BadBoiFilms
    @BadBoiFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Imagine being asked to come onto the news because you’re in too deep and you are so determined that you accept the invitation

  • @Holmquist008
    @Holmquist008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    His wife: where are you headed off to?
    Him: back down the VFW to tell fellas some more war stories.
    * *HER CRINGING* *

  • @LloydChristmas08
    @LloydChristmas08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he lied about getting those medals, or that he actually thinks that headache joke is funny?

    • @wetbeef
      @wetbeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought it was pretty funny, but only until I remembered he's a fake

  • @thomasflores7817
    @thomasflores7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Can you imagine how many of these guys existed before the internet? Some of them were probably on the radio!

  • @ziconghuang7139
    @ziconghuang7139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    One simply cannot be that chill when busted so hard

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only when they have nothing to lose. Guy has nothing left in the world.

    • @flaminhotfuckingcheetos2536
      @flaminhotfuckingcheetos2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually I’m pretty relaxed when I bust

  • @Webby104
    @Webby104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "You're a what?"
    *F R O G M A N*
    "Frog what?"
    *F R O G M A N*

    • @foreverago2154
      @foreverago2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marvel

    • @redrickschuhart3836
      @redrickschuhart3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frogmen were a real thing tho, men who were trained to deactivate bombs underwater and sneak up on the enemy so the real soldierd could attack

  • @jaddal2215
    @jaddal2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When someone ends their statement with "long time ago" it's a dead giveaway that they're lying.

    • @foreverago2154
      @foreverago2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all the time

    • @foreverago2154
      @foreverago2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pyramids were build along time ago 😁

    • @jaddal2215
      @jaddal2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foreverago2154 when exactly though?

    • @conorobrien1025
      @conorobrien1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My grandma was a kid a long time ago (nah I'm lying. She was born an old lady)

    • @tidepods5506
      @tidepods5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaddal2215 When aliens were partying with dinosaurs

  • @hangtenhomedog5415
    @hangtenhomedog5415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My first sergeant talked to us about his life story and how he earned his purple heart in combat. It was very emotional...
    God bless our true heroes and veterans

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz ปีที่แล้ว

      Hm there are just very few us soldiers with a good impact beeing worth called that...

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I genuinely want to know what happened in his life to make him feel like he wasn’t good enough, and that he felt the need to pretend he accomplished all this.

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@edwardkumarkenway1875 wtf?

    • @edwardkumarkenway1875
      @edwardkumarkenway1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joeyvindictive3552 she sells vegetables and fruits.

    • @Equites279
      @Equites279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edwardkumarkenway1875 bruh this is so sketchy

    • @edwardkumarkenway1875
      @edwardkumarkenway1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Equites279 ask him if I'm wrong

    • @elihearts1110
      @elihearts1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vietnam veterans when returning home were laughed at, made fun of, scorned, and spat on. I understand why he did it, not that it makes it ok, but if you put yourself in his shoes, you can definitely understand how one could be capable of it.

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is honestly my favorite video with this format because Jim was just so chill about it.

  • @SunhatAshTrUsTinJeSuS
    @SunhatAshTrUsTinJeSuS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love his final response. He ignored the question giving his own answer showing dominance. 🍎

    • @SunhatAshTrUsTinJeSuS
      @SunhatAshTrUsTinJeSuS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderzerka8477 what's you're definition of dorky weirdo?

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Each day a curb meme. Fantastic work my dude! :)

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just helped my playlist grow

  • @tannerquigley751
    @tannerquigley751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a level of honestly that can't be beaten. He really had it all figured out

  • @2002jmf
    @2002jmf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    dude died twice and lived to tell the tale, what a legend

    • @sephir91
      @sephir91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was trained as a frogman

  • @ghoul668
    @ghoul668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how he doesn’t try to fight it. He’s just like yup ya got me. I almost died.

    • @sephir91
      @sephir91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s still a crease in his skull

  • @shawnakshivakumar
    @shawnakshivakumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are the types of videos in which you get lost in, clicking on video after video in your recommended page and procrastinating till you get sucked into an abyss which is the point of no return.

  • @benjaminmartin5898
    @benjaminmartin5898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    *W H A T A H E A D A C H E*

  • @denisethasder8193
    @denisethasder8193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I ever feel cringe for something I did in the past I just watch this video and I feel a lot better about myself

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Usually people who earn these medals legitimately don't flaunt them around in public at all times.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it's a dead giveaway. I'm sure you've won your fair share of medals fighting and subduing humanity in and out of the matrix. But you're not here waving them around, good job.

    • @Nighthawk1066_
      @Nighthawk1066_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      General Herpez What a chad reply

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nighthawk1066_ Dude. It's fucking Agent Smith bro.

    • @80RedRock
      @80RedRock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nighthawk1066_ who's the Chad? r/whoosh

  • @woop1161
    @woop1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way he just nods his head and accepts defeat

  • @Thrashman-ye4cf
    @Thrashman-ye4cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His straight face going “mhm” after each sentence gets me every time. I really wanna know what was going through his head at that moment.

  • @MysteryMouseketool
    @MysteryMouseketool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The two purple hearts is a dead giveaway

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really. There are some servicemen who don't let a wound stop them. But he doesn't have the personality of a SEAL, that's for certain.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grondhero He has the fucking personality and Face of the dude who will happily point you to the masonry nails on isle 12.

  • @mineduck3050
    @mineduck3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oooh. When the reporter asked "you were a navy seal" in impressed tones, the guy got a visual rush! THATS what he's in it for right there on full display.

  • @troyyauk4583
    @troyyauk4583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What do you have to say to the families?"
    "I knew this would happen..." great apology 😂

  • @bryantforrest2722
    @bryantforrest2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?"
    Him: "why'd they donate/sell the medals?"

  • @geovaniraffaelli4508
    @geovaniraffaelli4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I knew this was gonna happen from the beginning" Damn that's some Aizen level of foresight

    • @jpardoa94
      @jpardoa94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All according to keikaku*
      *TL note: Keikaku means plan

  • @bigbraingaimz4995
    @bigbraingaimz4995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I actually used to go to lunch with a guy who had two purple hearts and played a role in the arrest of Ted Bundy. You would have never known because he never talked about it. People like the guy in this video put their own honor before others'. authentic heroes don't live a life seeking constant praise

  • @DaruDyDuDe
    @DaruDyDuDe  6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Subscribe for more !
    Hope you guys are enjoying them curbs,please leave any suggestions on any variety of memes you want me to make !
    PS: the sped up music is for copyright.

    • @gnothseed8135
      @gnothseed8135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaruDy why ruin the meme with the sped up music?

    • @DaruDyDuDe
      @DaruDyDuDe  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally wrote the explanation in the comment

    • @gnothseed8135
      @gnothseed8135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Curb your comment" lol sorry I didn't read the whole comment

    • @totallyshamanistic
      @totallyshamanistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DaruDy suggestion...please stop making these

  • @henryblaylock2946
    @henryblaylock2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I knew that one day I would need to stop doing it and that is what I shall do”. (Best recovery in world history)

  • @Guvna07
    @Guvna07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The headache joke is so brilliantly executed it makes it believable. Quite sad really that someone is so disappointed with their own life that they have to invent such bull s*it. Hold down an everyday normal job which provides for your family and pay your taxes, don’t steal, don’t lie and you’ll end up feeling just as heroic as special forces operatives. We can all be heroes, just without the bullet wounds

  • @um-vl6on
    @um-vl6on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well at least he being gentle about it after he'd been caught. Way more respectable than any liar/scammer today.

    • @dingo3570
      @dingo3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He went down well, but pretending you have a purple heart and bronze stars is far less respectable than petty scamming.

  • @RandomGuyScrollingDown445
    @RandomGuyScrollingDown445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I had a friend in high school who lied a lot to look cool. Imagine if he didn't grow out of that. I mean sure he still lies, but now it's just obvious bullshit.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a high that people get addicted to. So sad that they do it cause it causes everyone they know to losetrust in the person. Boy who cried wolf. Boy who made shit up.

    • @danieldeelite
      @danieldeelite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's funny is nobody is paying attention to you anyways, so lying doesn't help them pay more attention.

    • @namangoyal3787
      @namangoyal3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      50th like

    • @Lobo0011
      @Lobo0011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naman Goyal wanna cookie?

    • @Dendoi_
      @Dendoi_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only lying that's good imo is sarcastic lying, like saying you served in the army for 30 years now and that you have the medal of honour, meanwhile you're an university student

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    So he can't pretend to be a decorated Navy Seal. But my adult son can cosplay Hatsune Miku and I'm suppose to be okay with that?

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's stolen valor, your son is merely celebrating his culture

    • @59hawks
      @59hawks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I... I can't tell if this a joke or serious

    • @KH4L13D
      @KH4L13D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satire at its best 😭

  • @Theyoufeelme
    @Theyoufeelme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He couldn't have handled that better. Imagine how much more embarrassing it would've been to keep up the charade or get mad at the interviewer.

  • @kenziejames13
    @kenziejames13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's just glance over the fact he's a full bird O-6 with only 3 years in the navy. That must of been a hell of a wartime promotion.

  • @justsomeguywithtattoos6267
    @justsomeguywithtattoos6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You lied"
    "yes"
    "understandable, have a nice day"

  • @locke3862
    @locke3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This man must be quite sad the internet came to exist. You ain’t going nowhere😂

  • @hewasnumberone7322
    @hewasnumberone7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he’s just like “when someone finds out I’ll stop and that’s what I shall do” I’m-

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    True story: I worked with a guy that would constantly talk about how he was in the Marines and told every story under sun but every one of them always sounded fake.
    When confronted by another coworker one day, the guy calling him out told him to show up in his uniform the next day to prove he was a Marine and to shut everyone up if it was true.
    This jackass literally said "I don't have it anymore. I lost my uniform in the divorce"

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “She took everything from me. The house, the car, my rank..”

    • @xXZiiLERXx
      @xXZiiLERXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @prosperity144
      @prosperity144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @jayr3381
      @jayr3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean the amount of things women get away with I'd say that's kinda believable 🤷

    • @prosperity144
      @prosperity144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayr3381 😂😂😂 double standards i guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @nashburges76
    @nashburges76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Interviewer: What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?
    Jim: *Hmm*

    • @ottoneiii4353
      @ottoneiii4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who gives honestly a fuck?

  • @branchyapple
    @branchyapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *this guy:* "robs bank"
    *police:* we know its you
    *this guy:* I'm sorry, I won't do it again

  • @solidaritytime3650
    @solidaritytime3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Said... I didn't worry about it- still not worrying about it. What a legend.

  • @xxExoticButterzxx
    @xxExoticButterzxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    At least he wasn’t the type to just walk away not saying anything

  • @GreatwhiteShark88
    @GreatwhiteShark88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was trained as a ”Fraud man” not a ”Frog man”

  • @cb-side13
    @cb-side13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reputation takes years to build, and seconds to destroy.

  • @Dalonghair
    @Dalonghair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Unfortunately for him, stolen valor is a crime. Enjoy your day in court.

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There's still a crease in my brain that makes me think I am what I am not

  • @AMM1998
    @AMM1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    imagine how fast his heart was beating while the interviewer was breaking the news to him

  • @aniketthepersuer2310
    @aniketthepersuer2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2 years ago: those are fake medals
    2020: those are "cake" medals😂

  • @GoodlyPenguin
    @GoodlyPenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Commander"
    Wears a Captain rank on his uniform.

  • @zainulabid2130
    @zainulabid2130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He being an actual veteran make this situation even worse actually .

  • @zackmooretalks
    @zackmooretalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How many times do you think he’s said that “what a headache” line?

    • @MegaGLITCHGUY
      @MegaGLITCHGUY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Far too many haha makes it worse that he looks at the camera after 😂

  • @Sean-lv6fx
    @Sean-lv6fx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was a navy seal, I'm not even American. They made an exception for me because of my purple heart.

    • @nickhaynie5980
      @nickhaynie5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up dude you were never a seal

    • @Sean-lv6fx
      @Sean-lv6fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antwanmeave8504 - I was joking because of the guy in the video. I'm not sure if you were being serious or sarcastic. 👍

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet you're real name isn't even John Smith! Lol

  • @grievetan
    @grievetan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At the moment he said "What a headache" i immediately thought something is wrong

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Purple Hearts are real damn it! He bought them off EBay fair and square!

  • @zackm8399
    @zackm8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    At least he didn’t deny it like most

    • @casperinus
      @casperinus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No. There's no 'at least' here. If he would have denied solid undeniable evidence that would have changed nothing, because the interviewer saw his records. The only 'at least' about him not denying it, is that it shows he's got more than one brain cell. Morally, nothing changes at all.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@casperinus "At least" the interviewer or cameraman wasn't offended enough to bash this fake bitch's skull in.

  • @spacelordxbeta1205
    @spacelordxbeta1205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually he arranged this interview to discredit his credentials on National TV. V so he can go undercover.
    Genius!!!

  • @davisjugroop3782
    @davisjugroop3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's what stand up comedians do, tell us fake stories and we laugh.

  • @shinymew1213
    @shinymew1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part is he doesn’t act like he didn’t know this would happe 😂. He just says yeah ok u got me now I’ll stop 😭

  • @thedoomtrainer8292
    @thedoomtrainer8292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?"
    "Mhmm"

  • @warnacokelat
    @warnacokelat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i shall stop from doing it.
    10/10 good response.

  • @HoratioWalls
    @HoratioWalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his cringe-level...

    • @muhamedshirwan9316
      @muhamedshirwan9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HORATIO MONROE over 9000!!!!!!

    • @barackobama3222
      @barackobama3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is cringe.

    • @callmekanashi
      @callmekanashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@barackobama3222 your name is cringe

    • @HoratioWalls
      @HoratioWalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kanashi, you speak the truth

    • @callmekanashi
      @callmekanashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HoratioWalls :D

  • @nilaydidolkar
    @nilaydidolkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Atleast he knew it and was honest than the other people we encounter on 'curb your' section.

  • @frkyzeke
    @frkyzeke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine being the reporter and already knowing the lies. “Uno reverse.”