Curb Your Service Medals
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After the interview they both enjoyed eating his chocolate medals
"The prize..
The lovely, lovely prize..."
Haha, underrated
And not the ones pinned on his shirt...
HAHAHAHAHA
@@moonmannd7501 i immediately thought of that! Haha! _Mr.F_
“They call me a frog man”
*is actually a fraud man*
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTT! GET THE WATER THIS MAN IS BURNT!
Aye😂😂
I first understood that actually
I thought he was seal?
I thought he said fraudman
He really pulled a “I’m sorry I won’t do it again”
@@OutOfContextComedy ye seriously i was pleasantly surprised
The fact that his response was "Well I knew I was gonna get caught eventually, but don't worry, I'll stop now".
@Stefan Kovacevic to not do it in the first place?
@@HappyLarry. that’s not a response (if it never happened in the first place)
@@highhat5229 Are you seriously on this? Okay, if I was so fucking stupid that I decided to wear medals I didn't earn and pretend to be a hero that I'm not (which I wouldn't), my response would be "You know you're right, I shouldn't have played up my record for attention, I was being selfish. I'm sorry" There, is that the response you were looking for? Like do I need to dumb everything down even further
“So yeah, I was in marine team 6, nowadays you call them space ninjas, and served in the third crusade. Took a laser beam right here! What a pain in the ass.”
ThAnk yOu For yOuR seVice
@@nyclurker603 *your
I Drink Bleach yer*
i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took a nuclear warhead to the knee.
@@huggybear69deluxe 🤣🤣🤣to the knee!!!
“I know those are fake medals”
*nods*
Your profile pic. What or who is that. I see that so much but i dont know who it is. My guess is its a really fucked up Arnold terminator but i could be wrong lol. Can you shed some light on why you picked this and why?
@@marcdominguez3595 its JC Denton, the character from the original deus ex.
He's with UNATCO, start talking.
@@ChazCharlie1 What? Is this some 2020 gen type of shit. Never heard
@@ChazCharlie1 no idea still lol
Its from a guy called maximilianmus or smth like that, he told everyone to maie this their pfp. He was the guy who told everyone to spam "oh yea yea" under every video as well
“I know those are fake medals”
“Understandable, have a nice day”
no one wants to comment huh?
@@Loading-lg6hs ok I‘ll be first:
omg so true funny comment 😂😂😂🤪
Stupid comment
I'm dead. That really was the vibe he was going for.
"Well, that's your opinion..."
You could tell he wasn’t a Seal anyway. He wasn’t flapping his tail and going “ARF! ARF!”
Reported for being too funny
Lol
lol
Why the fuck did I laugh at this, I’m disappointed in myself.
Zach Simmons Gotta just laugh when you can man man can man can. When you can. Whenever you can.
"hey stop lyin!"
"ok I'll stop lying"
"okay then"
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Oblivion conversation
He seems like a nice enough guy though
Too bad he's a liar though and his word means shit.
Lying is tight
"i know you killed those children"
jim: mhm
But now hes going to stop killing the children so its ok
146 kills in one day. Threw grenades into schoolhouse windows in Hanoi.
Anakin is interested on knowing your location!
@Tecnonix Yeah right? We shouId dEfoRm the MiIitary! Make Peace not war¡
@Tecnonix Bro so many atrocities occured to people in Vietnam. So much so we impacted a WHOLE generation and almost a whole nother.
Imagine how many times he's used that lame headache joke.
jfc it only makes it more cringe thinking about it.
@@oluff1153 he looked at the camera too. Ew
He cracked himself up.
ChadicusFit
Jesus F-ing Christ
1 too many times lol
His explanation:
"I knew this would eventually happen"
Not a single fxck was given
I knew this would eventually happen my military skills are to good
That's not an explanation, that's an expressed expectation.
That's a cliche line from tons of movies isn't it.
He should've because it's soo easy to know
“I know you ate my sandwich”
Jim: *nods*
"The note said it was my sandwich,MY SANDWICH,MY SANDWICH!!!!!!"
GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH!!!
...JIM!!!!
Mmmmm , Mmmmm
You… you through my sandwich away …. MY SANDWICH …… *MY SANDWICH*
@@hugotox1 a turkey sandwich with a moistmaker, I recon.
I M A F R O G M A N
Why be a seaman when you can be a frogman
Bandit Leader because they put chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay, obviously 😂
SuperBird lowkey is true though!
More like a fraud man
Well I'm not sure if hes aware but the soldiers within the Danish special force "The Jeager Corpse" is often called frogmen.
I almost feel sorry for these people
The Gaming Affect me too
Me too. Almost. But not quite.
me also, but if you have ever served, you know these people need to be blasted,, hard
ALMOST
almost
"I know those are fake medals"
Navy Officer : "me too hehe, now lets eat something"
Hahahaha
Golden!
He did handle it like a pro though
😅😅
i'm sure it happens a lot so he has time to practice ;D
He wasn’t afraid!
"you are full of shit, nothing you said is real" -mmhm!
The Coast Guard endures rigorous training to make them invulnerable to high stress situations.
Some soldier : earns medal
Jim : *OUR MEDAL* ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
**Russian anthem plays**
@Odysseus W same tune
@Odysseus W you get no pu$$y
(*¿_*) how did you do that?
@@bepis6560 absolutely no play
I can tell he wasn't a SEAL because he hasn't written any books about his SEAL time.
Damn it, you beat me to it
Also his title says Coast Guard Auxiliary Commander lol. The Coast Guard Seals
:) 😀😃 Frog man
*DISCOVER AUDIBLE WITH A FREE BOOK ON US*
Probably hasn’t killed any civilians or other servicemembers either
A social hustler. This is probably like the 10th worst thing he's done in life. These people are scary.
Barbara Stamm you
@My Secret Account Nope. I said probably.
If this only the 10th worst thing than he is a much better person than most Americans
He has absolutely no remorse, zero, so scary. They better check on him.
They need to check his backyard
After surviving a hit like that he can wear the purple heart for real now.
Joshua Stanford, I can picture this being the top comment in this section. 🤣
No. Maybe the bronze star, but not the purple heart.
Do you know how you get the purple heart?
Being wounded or killed in the military
Especially when risking your own safety for others.
He’s called Jim and looks exactly like Jim from “Friday Night Dinner”
Thought Wilson had destroyed the records
@@becton98 rip Wilson 😔
Come to the Dark Side today!
@@clowncake habibi always on dark side
Looking nice Jackie
Pls don't speed up the music
They’re taking down channels because of copyright infringement, he’s sped it up to avoid it
Its Alinitys fault
Soviet Yoshi Then prove it, link the videos.
I bet they all have their music sped up now.
Huntz Kushe Just search them??? Literally hundreds of videos still have the real music.
Who gives a fuck, nerds
It's sad that the song has to be sped up for copyright, the meme works so much better with normal speed
And it got copyrighted anyway
The meme still works.
@Scott Adam yeah, it makes it funnier
Reduce the playback speed?
no the music sucks it's better with it faster
This dude served me on the Battle of Hogwarts. I dont know why people make fun of him. 😡
Chill
Cuz u lost because of a simp lmaoo
I thought this was a typo and you meant to say "served next to me" then I read your username
Ew what are you doing here
@@foreverago2154 you should really consider chugging antifreeze
at the very least he is a real veteran
Matthew Newcomb but he did serve for his country
@@matthewnewcomb559 A veteran's value doesn't come from whether or not they have seen combat. Every person who has served our country should be honored in that respect. This man crossed the line by pretending to have earned medals that he had not. But he is still a veteran.
Bizzare Meme Lord yeah, betraying his own.
@RUhere4the TRIGGERING he may just need to rephrase. I served in iraq and i didnt see any combat, but the morters dropped on my base 3-4 times a week. With that said, i knew what he meant. Being in service for a few years doesnt make someone a veteran, as the original commenter suggests.
@RUhere4the TRIGGERING thats the same thing. Service, serving, to serve.
This man looks like he received two Purple Hearts during his first tour as a Lowe's manager.
haha spot on !
Hey don’t diss on lowe’s managers
That one hurt 🤣
I love how instead of fighting back or getting up and leaving the interview he's completely on board with it. Yeah, I know it's fake, and now that I've been exposed, I'll just continue to live my life.
I really wonder how long he was doing this. Must have been a "didn't think I'd make it this far' moment.
I'm going to start robbing banks. One day I'll get caught and that's fine, I'll just stop.
Quite different. Stolen Valor is a much more less harmful action
Roslina Tamold who are you harming robbing a bank? I’m sorry..
R Banerjee depends on how its robbed.
@Meme Lord the money is insured
@@Sleeperalt what about the victims Mental Health ?
Is that Insured?
*S T O L E N V A L O R*
Prot07ype Yeah this is so old. Original humor is dead. Now just Copy and Laugh.
ARintheseatSESH ..what?
ARintheseatSESH *R E T A R D E D*
Prot07ype okay but WHAT THE FUCK???? I see you EVERYWHERE. I remember replying to one of your comments about a year ago talking about how I see you on so many videos. And now again??? Small world jeez.
if you see a comment of human x, it means that he has watched the same video and therefore the protocol throws same kind of videos to both of you, that multiply the chance of seeing him again by shitloads.
Every anime protagonist ever:
"I knew this will eventually happen, and I was prepared"
"The real medals are at home. Come with me, I'll show you."
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear cv
"I knew this would happen"
Then why TF did he lie if he knew he would be discovered?
The Orange Banana He's willing to take the risk. He just wanted attention but he's expecting to get caught so it doesn't feel bad too much when someone discovered he's lying.
For the thrill! Your gonna get off hard.
Like, did no warning bells go off in his head when someone said "I want to interview you about your medals"? I'd be straight to no comment personally.
4 fun
Because it was a sweet ride. Haven't you ever grifted a bit? Jeez live a little
To be fair, he does seem like he got shot in the head.
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
He probably did it to himself after this interview too
@@Kryptnyt didnt expect a fallout reference here
Not well enough though...
Just cause you got shot in the head don’t mean you’re dumber. For example, my 10 Intelligence character in Fallout New Vegas
Well,at least he accepted that he was caught and stopped
Him: "I'm a hero"
Other him:"No you're not"
Him: "Understandable,have a good day"
If he’s been lying until this point, what makes you think he was telling the truth when he said that? You’re gullible as hell
One of his ribbons is the war in terror, which he is to old to even have, that’s our most recent campaign medal 😂🤦♀️
emily sledge: What else would you expect from a lying geriatric prick? 🤷🏽♂️
*On
*Too
It's war "of" terror.
That's just how good he was at his job, his service transcended into another war.
@@zombieoutbreakprod LOL 😂
“I’ll do it til I get caught. Who cares if I’m being an asshole?”
Imagine being asked to come onto the news because you’re in too deep and you are so determined that you accept the invitation
😂
His wife: where are you headed off to?
Him: back down the VFW to tell fellas some more war stories.
* *HER CRINGING* *
He doesn't have a wife
@@Immagonko :(
I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he lied about getting those medals, or that he actually thinks that headache joke is funny?
I thought it was pretty funny, but only until I remembered he's a fake
Can you imagine how many of these guys existed before the internet? Some of them were probably on the radio!
One simply cannot be that chill when busted so hard
Only when they have nothing to lose. Guy has nothing left in the world.
Actually I’m pretty relaxed when I bust
"You're a what?"
*F R O G M A N*
"Frog what?"
*F R O G M A N*
Marvel
Frogmen were a real thing tho, men who were trained to deactivate bombs underwater and sneak up on the enemy so the real soldierd could attack
When someone ends their statement with "long time ago" it's a dead giveaway that they're lying.
Not all the time
The pyramids were build along time ago 😁
@@foreverago2154 when exactly though?
My grandma was a kid a long time ago (nah I'm lying. She was born an old lady)
@@jaddal2215 When aliens were partying with dinosaurs
My first sergeant talked to us about his life story and how he earned his purple heart in combat. It was very emotional...
God bless our true heroes and veterans
Hm there are just very few us soldiers with a good impact beeing worth called that...
I genuinely want to know what happened in his life to make him feel like he wasn’t good enough, and that he felt the need to pretend he accomplished all this.
@@edwardkumarkenway1875 wtf?
@@joeyvindictive3552 she sells vegetables and fruits.
@@edwardkumarkenway1875 bruh this is so sketchy
@@Equites279 ask him if I'm wrong
Vietnam veterans when returning home were laughed at, made fun of, scorned, and spat on. I understand why he did it, not that it makes it ok, but if you put yourself in his shoes, you can definitely understand how one could be capable of it.
This is honestly my favorite video with this format because Jim was just so chill about it.
Love his final response. He ignored the question giving his own answer showing dominance. 🍎
@@alexanderzerka8477 what's you're definition of dorky weirdo?
Each day a curb meme. Fantastic work my dude! :)
You just helped my playlist grow
That's a level of honestly that can't be beaten. He really had it all figured out
dude died twice and lived to tell the tale, what a legend
He was trained as a frogman
I love how he doesn’t try to fight it. He’s just like yup ya got me. I almost died.
There’s still a crease in his skull
These are the types of videos in which you get lost in, clicking on video after video in your recommended page and procrastinating till you get sucked into an abyss which is the point of no return.
*W H A T A H E A D A C H E*
W H A T A H E A D A C H E**
“Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
When I ever feel cringe for something I did in the past I just watch this video and I feel a lot better about myself
Usually people who earn these medals legitimately don't flaunt them around in public at all times.
Yeah it's a dead giveaway. I'm sure you've won your fair share of medals fighting and subduing humanity in and out of the matrix. But you're not here waving them around, good job.
General Herpez What a chad reply
@@Nighthawk1066_ Dude. It's fucking Agent Smith bro.
@@Nighthawk1066_ who's the Chad? r/whoosh
The way he just nods his head and accepts defeat
His straight face going “mhm” after each sentence gets me every time. I really wanna know what was going through his head at that moment.
The two purple hearts is a dead giveaway
Not really. There are some servicemen who don't let a wound stop them. But he doesn't have the personality of a SEAL, that's for certain.
@@grondhero He has the fucking personality and Face of the dude who will happily point you to the masonry nails on isle 12.
Oooh. When the reporter asked "you were a navy seal" in impressed tones, the guy got a visual rush! THATS what he's in it for right there on full display.
"What do you have to say to the families?"
"I knew this would happen..." great apology 😂
"What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?"
Him: "why'd they donate/sell the medals?"
"I knew this was gonna happen from the beginning" Damn that's some Aizen level of foresight
All according to keikaku*
*TL note: Keikaku means plan
I actually used to go to lunch with a guy who had two purple hearts and played a role in the arrest of Ted Bundy. You would have never known because he never talked about it. People like the guy in this video put their own honor before others'. authentic heroes don't live a life seeking constant praise
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PS: the sped up music is for copyright.
DaruDy why ruin the meme with the sped up music?
I literally wrote the explanation in the comment
"Curb your comment" lol sorry I didn't read the whole comment
DaruDy suggestion...please stop making these
“I knew that one day I would need to stop doing it and that is what I shall do”. (Best recovery in world history)
The headache joke is so brilliantly executed it makes it believable. Quite sad really that someone is so disappointed with their own life that they have to invent such bull s*it. Hold down an everyday normal job which provides for your family and pay your taxes, don’t steal, don’t lie and you’ll end up feeling just as heroic as special forces operatives. We can all be heroes, just without the bullet wounds
Well at least he being gentle about it after he'd been caught. Way more respectable than any liar/scammer today.
He went down well, but pretending you have a purple heart and bronze stars is far less respectable than petty scamming.
I had a friend in high school who lied a lot to look cool. Imagine if he didn't grow out of that. I mean sure he still lies, but now it's just obvious bullshit.
It's a high that people get addicted to. So sad that they do it cause it causes everyone they know to losetrust in the person. Boy who cried wolf. Boy who made shit up.
What's funny is nobody is paying attention to you anyways, so lying doesn't help them pay more attention.
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Naman Goyal wanna cookie?
Only lying that's good imo is sarcastic lying, like saying you served in the army for 30 years now and that you have the medal of honour, meanwhile you're an university student
So he can't pretend to be a decorated Navy Seal. But my adult son can cosplay Hatsune Miku and I'm suppose to be okay with that?
What
That's stolen valor, your son is merely celebrating his culture
I... I can't tell if this a joke or serious
Satire at its best 😭
He couldn't have handled that better. Imagine how much more embarrassing it would've been to keep up the charade or get mad at the interviewer.
Let's just glance over the fact he's a full bird O-6 with only 3 years in the navy. That must of been a hell of a wartime promotion.
"You lied"
"yes"
"understandable, have a nice day"
This man must be quite sad the internet came to exist. You ain’t going nowhere😂
I love how he’s just like “when someone finds out I’ll stop and that’s what I shall do” I’m-
True story: I worked with a guy that would constantly talk about how he was in the Marines and told every story under sun but every one of them always sounded fake.
When confronted by another coworker one day, the guy calling him out told him to show up in his uniform the next day to prove he was a Marine and to shut everyone up if it was true.
This jackass literally said "I don't have it anymore. I lost my uniform in the divorce"
“She took everything from me. The house, the car, my rank..”
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I mean the amount of things women get away with I'd say that's kinda believable 🤷
@@jayr3381 😂😂😂 double standards i guess 🤷♂️
Interviewer: What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?
Jim: *Hmm*
who gives honestly a fuck?
*this guy:* "robs bank"
*police:* we know its you
*this guy:* I'm sorry, I won't do it again
Said... I didn't worry about it- still not worrying about it. What a legend.
At least he wasn’t the type to just walk away not saying anything
He was trained as a ”Fraud man” not a ”Frog man”
Reputation takes years to build, and seconds to destroy.
Unfortunately for him, stolen valor is a crime. Enjoy your day in court.
There's still a crease in my brain that makes me think I am what I am not
imagine how fast his heart was beating while the interviewer was breaking the news to him
2 years ago: those are fake medals
2020: those are "cake" medals😂
"Commander"
Wears a Captain rank on his uniform.
He being an actual veteran make this situation even worse actually .
How many times do you think he’s said that “what a headache” line?
Far too many haha makes it worse that he looks at the camera after 😂
I was a navy seal, I'm not even American. They made an exception for me because of my purple heart.
Shut up dude you were never a seal
@@antwanmeave8504 - I was joking because of the guy in the video. I'm not sure if you were being serious or sarcastic. 👍
I bet you're real name isn't even John Smith! Lol
At the moment he said "What a headache" i immediately thought something is wrong
The Purple Hearts are real damn it! He bought them off EBay fair and square!
At least he didn’t deny it like most
No. There's no 'at least' here. If he would have denied solid undeniable evidence that would have changed nothing, because the interviewer saw his records. The only 'at least' about him not denying it, is that it shows he's got more than one brain cell. Morally, nothing changes at all.
@@casperinus "At least" the interviewer or cameraman wasn't offended enough to bash this fake bitch's skull in.
Actually he arranged this interview to discredit his credentials on National TV. V so he can go undercover.
Genius!!!
That's what stand up comedians do, tell us fake stories and we laugh.
My favorite part is he doesn’t act like he didn’t know this would happe 😂. He just says yeah ok u got me now I’ll stop 😭
"What do you say to the families of those who fought and died?"
"Mhmm"
i shall stop from doing it.
10/10 good response.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his cringe-level...
HORATIO MONROE over 9000!!!!!!
This comment is cringe.
@@barackobama3222 your name is cringe
Kanashi, you speak the truth
@@HoratioWalls :D
Atleast he knew it and was honest than the other people we encounter on 'curb your' section.
Imagine being the reporter and already knowing the lies. “Uno reverse.”