NEVER Wear This In Court! (with your lawyer)

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  • @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ
    @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ ปีที่แล้ว +23098

    "YOUR HAIR IS DUMB" was personal 💀

    • @mythillian
      @mythillian ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Y do u have two comments

    • @_AceOFSpadesGD
      @_AceOFSpadesGD ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I SAW ANOTHER COMMENT U SAID ON A DIFF VIDEO

    • @halpee7690
      @halpee7690 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Emotional Damage

    • @geraldinesaunders3181
      @geraldinesaunders3181 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mythilliannobody cares about copied comments bozo

    • @Berrythebeaver
      @Berrythebeaver ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheese

  • @dixienevermore6870
    @dixienevermore6870 ปีที่แล้ว +6951

    Judge: "Why dont you get a suit that fits?"
    Bank Account: ☠️

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just rent a suit bro 💀

    • @DeadEye-yb2xz
      @DeadEye-yb2xz ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Some of us don’t got 100 dollars to spare

    • @eimerhegel427
      @eimerhegel427 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      ​@@JustSomeKittenwithaGunThat's not the point, the point is the fact that even if you're not guilty, you HAVE to spend $100 just for the suit to win your case and not be sentenced for something you didn't commit.

    • @billh.1940
      @billh.1940 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Many younger people can't afford a good suit. Our class rulers strike again.

    • @theunvoicingboss9016
      @theunvoicingboss9016 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@eimerhegel427you’re still not understanding that some people literally can’t afford to rent/buy a suit

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder ปีที่แล้ว +13273

    If you want to win your case, don't be poor.

    • @angelsauer1073
      @angelsauer1073 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Yeah thats the long and short of it

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You can rent a suit for around 100$

    • @angelsauer1073
      @angelsauer1073 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

      @@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg you assume everyone has $100 to spare? I sure as hell dont. Rent and necessities take up all of my check. Imagine how someone w/o a job would be in that scenario.

    • @saple3688
      @saple3688 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou must be stupid to think poor people have 100 dollars to spare in today's economy

    • @TheRealMikeMichaels
      @TheRealMikeMichaels ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SubtotalStar850-uh8pgyou can buy a suit for that price bruh

  • @s0ggyw4ffl3s
    @s0ggyw4ffl3s ปีที่แล้ว +647

    “YOUR HAIRS DUMB”
    “Awe😞”
    Got me dying 😂😂

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "And no man buns"
    Johnny Depp: *Sweating Profusely*

    • @Dog-b2c
      @Dog-b2c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And bro won as well, law by mike is on to nothing 😂

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@Dog-b2cits only because he was innocent

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And had a good team of lawyers behind him.

    • @pixlethevtuber
      @pixlethevtuber 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I've never seen Johhnu Depp in a man bun, but he's probably the only person who would be able to pull it off, lol

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It didn't hurt that Amber Heard couldn't act.

  • @Ed19601
    @Ed19601 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    It is a bloody shame that winning or losing depends on anything other than the facts related to the case

    • @ebaareda1200
      @ebaareda1200 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      ​@@RCTrickinginjustice should be fixed, even if it is real life

    • @lavone5541
      @lavone5541 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@RCTrickingThe fact that real life judicial system is this stupid should concern you. You have a lazy mind

    • @thundark3736
      @thundark3736 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ​@ebaareda1200 it's called looking/acting professional and not desecrating the formalities of the justice system

    • @eduardom65
      @eduardom65 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      ​@thundark3736 right. Cause the convicted murder will win the court case because he had his father's hand me down suit. Judging the convicted on arbitrary appearances rather than the evidence presented by investigator would be the real desecration of formalities and professionalism.

    • @c4rti3r62
      @c4rti3r62 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thundark3736corrupt judges desecrate the justice system everyday. Worry about them before you worry about people who cant afford suits.

  • @WrittenCross6
    @WrittenCross6 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    “YOUR HAIR IS DUMB” hit me like a truck because I have a man bun 💀

    • @samuelwells4100
      @samuelwells4100 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same 💀💀💀

    • @oath_wine
      @oath_wine ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same😅

    • @ll-9994
      @ll-9994 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Well, at least we're better then people with boring basic hairstyles.
      This message was written by:
      Ponytail Gang

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ ปีที่แล้ว +57

      manbuns are cool and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

    • @Waddup4552
      @Waddup4552 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same bruuuh

  • @Dienow3xw
    @Dienow3xw ปีที่แล้ว +913

    The hair thing is a personal attack at that point

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No, it's a general public statement that's saying...your man bun has expired.
      Hello, 2020 called they were wanted their man bun back since 2018

  • @Zombiekachu
    @Zombiekachu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Love that I have to convince my fellow humans of my lack of individuality in order to have a chance at fair judgement

    • @Steflora
      @Steflora 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s honestly such a soul-sucking reality that the average person has that “not like me” mentality towards literally everything instead of just letting others live as they see fit.

  • @mrtoko4104
    @mrtoko4104 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Your hair is dumb! 😡"
    "Awww.. 😢"

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    When justice is “blind” moments

    • @stackertheeod7566
      @stackertheeod7566 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It IS blind, but it just might smell the stank of your poor fashion choices

    • @MallardPie
      @MallardPie ปีที่แล้ว +219

      ​@@stackertheeod7566so a homeless man is supposed to get treated worse because of his clothes

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@MallardPie😈

    • @DontWorryIamTheStrongest
      @DontWorryIamTheStrongest ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@MallardPieHomeless man? Where? I mus show him the wrath if a honeybun. For the homeless must pay...

    • @MallardPie
      @MallardPie ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DontWorryIamTheStrongest no, throw bricks, because with enough bricks he can build a house, with a house comes taxes, because he can't pay taxes, his house gets seized, and now he's homeless again but more broke 🍷🗿

  • @RinnzuRosendale
    @RinnzuRosendale ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Thank you for pointing out the problems we need to address with the legal system Mike. Hopefully, we can get blind justice one day.

    • @oninoni
      @oninoni ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah all 3 are stupid

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah they gotta change

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@og_3rd_st_saint_gatwell someone has to get changed

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's impossible humans are incapable of making truly blind judgement

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HaventSleptIn30Yearsno most aren’t some are

  • @sjcats407
    @sjcats407 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    " I believe the jury may disagree" "YOUR HAIR'S DUMB" "oh"

  • @Psychedelic-City
    @Psychedelic-City ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    If the justice system was actually fair then no one should give a fuck what some one is wearing 😂

    • @jaymcdude1291
      @jaymcdude1291 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      Absolutely

    • @hithere2672
      @hithere2672 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      On god

    • @haleycarter6152
      @haleycarter6152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

      Exactly 💯! Why the heck is a persons fashion choice an issue for a legal battle? Fashion is a choice to be in the attire, whatever a person decides to wear, which makes the individual comfortable. This being the cause of a person losing their legal case, just because of fashion, should be seen as a personal bias. I know personal biases should not interfere with solid evidence and facts in a case. Attire is only evidence dependent on the case....

    • @himeshira854
      @himeshira854 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Sadly people judge a person's appearance first then ask question later

    • @landonscott16
      @landonscott16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I mean it's a legal system not a justice system smh

  • @evieoconnor7556
    @evieoconnor7556 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Ugh, you’re haunting to look at” low-key me to my sibling(s) every time I get the chance

  • @Mrbliss36
    @Mrbliss36 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    You know the system is broken when a lawyer tells you, you could be found guilty based on looks and appearance.

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially black people

    • @MrJuliankilla
      @MrJuliankilla ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Humans are humans at the end of the day and you need to play all the advantages you can

    • @nuclearaxis8699
      @nuclearaxis8699 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your appearance can impact the way the jury views you, so yes, it will matter. A lawyer has to win over the jury, so the clients appearance is super important.

    • @Ace_Sixxty
      @Ace_Sixxty ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if i just happend to get a fresh peircing and cant take them out am i screwed

    • @Harudodo
      @Harudodo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ace_Sixxty If it’s just one it probably won’t matter, and if you’re really worried you can exchange it with a clear stud. That’s what kids would do in my marching band

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf ปีที่แล้ว +479

    When the fashion police arrests you and you have to stand trial :(

  • @raventherogue
    @raventherogue ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Piercings that are made of surgical steel are non-magnetic and thus don't trip metal detectors

    • @siliconplay5
      @siliconplay5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Metal detectors work by induction, not simple ferromagnetism...

    • @deanonesense
      @deanonesense ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@siliconplay5I have a plate and screws in my arm. It doesn't set off metal detectors

    • @siliconplay5
      @siliconplay5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@deanonesense a friend of mine has two titanium screws in his back and I detected them using a metal detector. Depends on the size of the metal and the sensibility of the detector but the mechanism is not based on ferromagnetism. Some stainless steel knifes are non ferromagnetic and are detected too.

    • @raventherogue
      @raventherogue ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@siliconplay5 induction and magnetism are linked since metal detectors use magnetic fields to induce currents. While surgical steel can be induced, it's a very weak conductor compared to other steels and metals. On top of this, piercings and (some) medical implants are generally small enough to not trip metal detectors, I just didn't feel the need to be that specific.

    • @Steven-hq3go
      @Steven-hq3go ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stainless steel is magnetic, just less so. Otherwise people would be able to smuggle stainless steel weapons

  • @KasonMasn
    @KasonMasn ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That “your hair is dumb” was personal

  • @hannahkirbyy
    @hannahkirbyy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i think the jury would disagree 😤"
    "Your hair is dumb 😠"
    "awh...🥺"

  • @greengorilla5817
    @greengorilla5817 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I think that last one was just a personal bias 😂😂

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      They all are

    • @tss1473
      @tss1473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm 99% sure Johnny Depp has a man bun lmao

  • @Earthnevevo
    @Earthnevevo ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I always felt that the man bun looked more professional than hair down, cause you can easily see the face of the person in question, and also cause it gets the hair neatly out of the way.

    • @j3licat
      @j3licat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Seconded

    • @null480
      @null480 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      If you must have long hair a pony tail is less cringe than a bun.

    • @ImTir3d04
      @ImTir3d04 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@null480how is it cringe

    • @tabz906
      @tabz906 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      tbh i find it stupid that tieing up your hair or not should be the difference between being guilty or innocent like seriously? how tf can you potentially be put in jail based on having your hair up or down 💀

    • @NBH-xh3nq
      @NBH-xh3nq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Conservative judges and jurors are often of the opinion that long hair on men is unprofessional, so it isn't about having ones long hair in a man bun or not and more about long hair on a man. If a man with long hair would like to appeal to the conservative sensibilities of the court he should probably cut his hair shorter.

  • @Rustyshackleferdish
    @Rustyshackleferdish ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    Appearance should not matter when it comes to the law

    • @eviegrace6781
      @eviegrace6781 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I guess its just a sign of respect to dress nicely

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "should not", perhaps. But it does.

    • @Rustyshackleferdish
      @Rustyshackleferdish ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@HighAdmiral probably because we let it.

    • @calebowen2006
      @calebowen2006 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ​@@eviegrace6781 even if it's meant for respect it shouldn't matter

    • @sparkls4492
      @sparkls4492 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ​@@eviegrace6781 So a manbun isn't dressing Nicely?

  • @pepsipep8937
    @pepsipep8937 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hair bun is a self-proclaimed personal attack on himself

  • @SurealBlurr
    @SurealBlurr ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Remember folks, justice is conditional based on the shallow merits of appearance

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's more that you're there to convince the courtroom you didn't commit ___ crime, and your appearance matters because people absolutely judge you on your appearances and the setting. E.g. people will also think you're a loser if you show up to a nightclub in a suit.

    • @vismattress5760
      @vismattress5760 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raerohan4241that….is literally the point thank you

    • @babyfaceweeb8937
      @babyfaceweeb8937 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@raerohan4241... The evidence should proven if you committed a crime or not.

    • @FiltyIncognito
      @FiltyIncognito ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@raerohan4241 Yeah because the rich and fashionable don't commit crimes xD

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@babyfaceweeb8937 And it does. But when you have people judging you in person, how you present yourself is going to play a major role in their perception of you. And that perception can affect judgement. Humans are not perfect beings, though we try. And until and unless we become a species free of that, we have these unspoken rules to eliminate (or at least mitigate) that factor.

  • @RavenKnyxcreations34
    @RavenKnyxcreations34 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "What are you gonna do, sell me an apple watch?"
    Had me laughing hard, always love these videos and tips

    • @Jake-li7ih
      @Jake-li7ih ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here 😅

  • @tokiomitohsaka7770
    @tokiomitohsaka7770 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Not everyone owns a suit, and if you’re suddenly required to go to court, I think it’s unreasonable to expect someone to buy it… not everyone can afford to buy a suit just to appear in court once, so letting that affect the judgement is literally against the whole “justice is blind” thing, and discriminated against poor people.
    Not blaming Mike for this, but I think judges need to be more aware of this.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      You don't have to wear a suit. Just wear decent looking clothes that are appropriate for court.

    • @A_reasonable_individual42
      @A_reasonable_individual42 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@jayharv285yeah exactly.

    • @JJay-gr4hr
      @JJay-gr4hr ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Blud wrote a whole essay to get proven wrong by a guy named jayharv 💀

    • @garstrum4401
      @garstrum4401 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You can definitely just wear a decent button up shirt, tucked in and all that. Just gotta look decent/like you could attend a formal event.
      Also pro tip: I picked up a full suit at goodwill for like $20, I wear it to all my 'suit' events (weddings funerals etc). Ezpz

    • @theboshow9697
      @theboshow9697 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got my buddy a nice button up and dress pants for $30 at Ross, out of the 20 or so that showed up to court he was the 3rd best dressed, everyone else wore some shitty clothes. (This was for a misdemeanor)

  • @Heeheehoohoohaahaa
    @Heeheehoohoohaahaa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That “gosh” was straight out of Napoleon Dynamite lmap

  • @Tax-Evader582
    @Tax-Evader582 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Last bro was an unskippable cutscene.

  • @BX138
    @BX138 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Why doesn't the judge just worry about the case, and not be the fashion police

    • @joshuas.4531
      @joshuas.4531 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Because one must be professional at a court case. A judge's job is to judge if you are guilty or not. How you dress shows how seriously you are taking this case.

    • @Dutch_Vander_Linde_
      @Dutch_Vander_Linde_ ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@joshuas.4531Justice is meant to be blind, meaning physical appearance shouldn’t even be considered unless relevant to the case.

    • @joshuas.4531
      @joshuas.4531 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Dutch_Vander_Linde_ meant to be, yes. However, that is almost never the case. Bias will always play a role.

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah I agree plus the judge shouldn't say anything considering what he's wearing

    • @sadge0
      @sadge0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@joshuas.4531oh so I'll have to cut hair I've been growing for 4 years because someone in the court may not like it? It's just fucking stupid. How hair even shows if I'm serious about the court or not

  • @sean_ty
    @sean_ty ปีที่แล้ว +409

    PLEASE BE THE LAWYER FOR SHORTS WARS

    • @lilrolls8928
      @lilrolls8928 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do it mike

    • @Handlehater564
      @Handlehater564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that wouldnt even make sense.

    • @Jeo_lol
      @Jeo_lol ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Handlehater564yea but it would be amazing.

    • @marth2995
      @marth2995 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that thing sucks,unlike Mike.

    • @aEaEa
      @aEaEa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@marth2995 ik something that sucks more,though in a different way,obviously the thing is your mother :)

  • @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ
    @ۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴ ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "That is my dad's suit"
    Who is your dad, Goliath? 💀

  • @ytcrallx
    @ytcrallx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    cookie recipe
    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
    1 cup granulated sugar
    1 cup packed brown sugar
    2 large eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    3 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
    Instructions:
    Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats.
    In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy.
    Beat in the eggs, one at a time, until well combined. Stir in the vanilla extract.
    In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.
    Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Be careful not to overmix.
    Fold in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough.
    Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
    Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are lightly golden brown. The centers may still look slightly underbaked, but they will continue to set as they cool.
    Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
    Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies with a glass of milk or your favorite hot beverage!

  • @coliedeekenzo
    @coliedeekenzo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I completely agree that appearance shouldn’t matter in a legal/criminal court case BUT unfortunately Mike is telling the truth! The judge definitely judges you by your appearance! And money is also the key. Also those public defenders are working for the court system and not for you! Good appearance and a lawyer is what you need. It’s outdated and discriminatory!

  • @Urban_Goose
    @Urban_Goose ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Ive seen some very formal manbuns over the years.
    I think he mainly means the badly kept ones that point to the sky

    • @treythefridge
      @treythefridge ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I think I could pull off an awesome man bun without getting called out for it.

    • @nellelizabeth8007
      @nellelizabeth8007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahaha sure

    • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
      @gabesgotunpaidtaxes ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah like what am I supposed to do otherwise? 😭 Having it down is too casual and pulling it into a ponytail looks awful with thin hair

    • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
      @gabesgotunpaidtaxes ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @ModernGamesSuck But what if the judge is gay? 🤔 Seems like an advantage to me

    • @mr.lemony3390
      @mr.lemony3390 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ModernGamesSuck *sniff* damn *sniff* DAMN YOU SMELL LIKE A VIRGINNNNNN

  • @6massa6cre6
    @6massa6cre6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Usually I agree with most stuff Mike says/recommends. But really? i have to wear a fitted suit for a much better chance at winning a case? Fuck the poor who already work two jobs and can merely make ends meet but got sued by a greedy person. The legal system should be much more worried about looking at the facts than judging people’s appearance.

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No you don't have to wear a fitted suit, just pay the 100$ to rent a suit that isn't the wrong size 🙄

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You don't even have to wear a suit and he never said you did. Just look like a respectable person and wear a suit if you have one IF IT FITS

    • @bardoffire6270
      @bardoffire6270 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg not everyone can afford $100, some people are barely afford rent and food, and that's assuming that they can afford food in the first place

    • @violetrose674
      @violetrose674 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Idk why you think this is a matter of agreeing or disagreeing. Mike is just informing you about the facts. Judges are harder on people who aren't presentable. It might be unfair, but it's true

    • @Nol.
      @Nol. ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Unfortunately, Mike is correct. He’s not saying whether or not it’s right, he’s just saying what will help you win your case, because justice isn’t actually blind, when it really should be.

  • @hazley5404
    @hazley5404 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Piercings don’t set off metal detectors and they’re a hassle to take out, some of them u can’t take out without a piercer 😅

    • @nathho
      @nathho 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And if you manage to take them out, by the end of the case they will be already closed and impossible to put back in. That's a lot of money down the drain

    • @HierarchyOfWeeds
      @HierarchyOfWeeds 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i’ve never had a judge comment on piercings or have any issue with them. if they do that’s an unjust/unfair bias & should not dictate any decisions related to the case. if it does the judge should be removed from their position

  • @TheWorstOtter2912
    @TheWorstOtter2912 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man really just straight up dissed Leonardo DiCaprio

  • @Missmissy778
    @Missmissy778 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “You’re haunting to look at” always gets me. That and the “Aw” at the end 😂

  • @Bsebt
    @Bsebt ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If mike saw me in court hed have a stroke. I did the manbun and street clothes and won my case 😂

  • @MsSarahET
    @MsSarahET ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't think the 1st and 3rd make as much impact as having a great suit. You could absolutely have a few piercings or a man-bun if you have a formal fitted suit and you are polite. Though I'm not even American and I've never been to court, so what do i know.

  • @madtscientist8853
    @madtscientist8853 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm pretty sure that means that the judge is judgmental and that he's judging a book by its cover, which by definition means that he. Cares more about what you look like than the law. That means you should be fired.

    • @MC-yt1uv
      @MC-yt1uv ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck getting a judge fired. The way the system is set up there are a lot of terrible judges that stay in office for years.

    • @edrose2282
      @edrose2282 ปีที่แล้ว

      mfw the judge judges me

    • @Skaiform
      @Skaiform ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edrose2282when the judge be judgmental 😳😳🫣🫣🤯🤯🧐🧐

  • @drizzmatec
    @drizzmatec ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my experience, those who value their own appearance or the appearance of others for reasons other than hygiene are typically the least moral and ethical individuals.

  • @jonathandeboer9368
    @jonathandeboer9368 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I honestly don't see the problem with man buns. As long as it's tidy, it should be fine. And no, my opinion is not biased, as I have no intention of growing my hair past an inch in length.

  • @zenandtheartofskateboarding
    @zenandtheartofskateboarding ปีที่แล้ว +251

    kind of absurd that in 2023 what you wear could have any impact on the outcome of a legal dispute

    • @shonewarrior2178
      @shonewarrior2178 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No, 2023 isn’t some kind of new timeline, Humans are still expected to look normal.

    • @zenandtheartofskateboarding
      @zenandtheartofskateboarding ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@shonewarrior2178 yeah we can expect all kinds of things that doesn’t mean whether someone spend time in prison or how long should be affected even a little bit by what they’re wearing. what matters is what they did and what the evidence is, attire should have absolutely nothing to do with it.

    • @Bacteriophagebs
      @Bacteriophagebs ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@shonewarrior2178 So jeans and a T-shirt, then? That's probably the most common, and therefore "normal" outfit. Yet lawyers will all tell you not to wear that, or even jeans and a polo shirt. Because our justice system is a fashion show rather than being a proper justice system.

    • @carliemorgan1871
      @carliemorgan1871 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It shows you take the court seriously, ffs. How stupid it has to be explained

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes it is [Current Year] congrats for noticing. You act like we are going to just overcome millions of years of evolution and that shaped social biases because social issue bad 🙄 grow up.

  • @JamesDonalds-q8z
    @JamesDonalds-q8z ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me getting sentenced to death for a minor misdemeanor (my shirt was a size too big)

  • @russellfitzgerald2957
    @russellfitzgerald2957 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bro hates man buns 💀

  • @ilovepickle2931
    @ilovepickle2931 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No man buns"
    So Johnny Depp been doing something wrong for his entire trial?

  • @jorionrange8336
    @jorionrange8336 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would move for the judge to recuse immediately. Clearly, they have biased.

  • @misterjohnson9093
    @misterjohnson9093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wore a manbun to my criminal court hearings and despite facing jail time, I only got one year probation and served zero days in jail.

  • @anonymousli4204
    @anonymousli4204 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Imagine if you were tried for the crime You actually committed instead of the clothes on your back. If a judge can't be objective and focus on the facts instead of your clothing, then he shouldn't be a judge.

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like subconscious judgement I would say. The appearance of an individual can impact your opinion of them through stigmas and social norms.

    • @serg21mon58
      @serg21mon58 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Possibly_Oliviawell they should get over those stigmas and social norms and focus on the facts of the case

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@serg21mon58 I absolutely agree but I think it’s also important to notice that subconscious biases exist. While we should definitely work to break them down, there is no denying the existence.

    • @serg21mon58
      @serg21mon58 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Possibly_Olivia yea I’ve been in jail an they’ll actually loan a guy a suit if he’s going to trial an has none of his own appearances do matter ik but it’s ridiculous how what you wear an how u look could determine whether they find you guilty or not

    • @Possibly_Olivia
      @Possibly_Olivia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@serg21mon58 Yeah that’s just straight up wrong imo

  • @ZeroRules
    @ZeroRules ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is it really justice if what I wear affects the outcome?

    • @gabriel_319
      @gabriel_319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro court is a professional place at least try to look presentable for once. Do you go to work with a wife beaters and shorts? Same thing applies here

    • @jeremiahlong8961
      @jeremiahlong8961 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabriel_319good to know you wanna send people to jail based of what there wearing.

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it's not

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@gabriel_319obviously people should try, but as many others have pointed out, some people simply can't afford something like a nice suit. Justice is supposed to be blind regardless, so it shouldn't matter. Unfortunately our courts prefer people with money

    • @ZeroRules
      @ZeroRules ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabriel_319 imagine getting an extra 5 years on your sentence for not wearing a tie.

  • @worldsworstanimations3492
    @worldsworstanimations3492 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There are two types of people that have man buns:
    1. Apple Store employees
    2. *GAELIC GLADIATORS*

  • @amans_777
    @amans_777 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think this is stupid because 1.self expression 2. If you can't afford a suit 3. man bun is probably the best way for men with long hair to neatly wear it

    • @NBH-xh3nq
      @NBH-xh3nq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You may think it is stupid, but the jury and judge all have inherent biases. The goal for the defendant in most cases is to create an image that will appeal to the judge and jury; The impression that excessive piercings create on many people is one of irresponsibility and unprofessionalism especially in a courtroom setting. Likewise ill fitting clothes create an unprofessional image, buying(or borrowing) a nice shirt and nice pants/skirt that fit are definitely in the interests of the defendant if they place importance on winning their case. And manbuns are a similar case to piercings, as in they are seen as unprofessional by many potential judges/jurors.
      Often a defendant with piercings will remove or tone them down if possible, a defendant lacking a suit will borrow one, and a male defendant with long hair will have it cut. The court is a formal and conservative place where the judges and jurors form opinions based on the defendant's presentation and where those opinions can influence the outcome of the case.

    • @takashihafuza
      @takashihafuza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@NBH-xh3nq exactly the comment I'm looking for 💯
      Still don't get why ppl complain abt this smh

  • @candyo3
    @candyo3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought judges weren't supposed to be biased by looks 🤨

  • @JustSomeGameDev
    @JustSomeGameDev ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m wearing all these to my court case wendsday you can’t stop me 🤓🤓

  • @eas2252
    @eas2252 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm a cop. One of my favorite coworkers has a man bun. Dude is super awesome. He was a volunteer firefighter then an emt before joining law enforcement. Also one of the most genuinely nice people you will meet.

  • @ThisRedSheepYT
    @ThisRedSheepYT ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike just roasted more than half the people watching this video

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man wouldn’t it be so sick if like the justice system was fair and didn’t discriminate based on appearance. That’d be crazy

  • @Kiariria
    @Kiariria ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's great, buddy. But there's no ancient warriors here" pure gold

  • @ethanbaeza-sy4ji
    @ethanbaeza-sy4ji ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You forgot to say “never wear a dolphins jersey to court”

  • @thenexus7343
    @thenexus7343 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Even if you bought a cheap suit the judge would respect the effort.

  • @bob2shred894
    @bob2shred894 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A court should judge the accused crime not fasion. This just another reason to not trust the court system

  • @Fumiko8
    @Fumiko8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your hair is dumb” got me rolling😭

  • @sandragarner2912
    @sandragarner2912 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I doubt you'll see this as I found it long after posting. In the event you do, I have a court question. If the judge says " Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God" can you ask them to rephrase and leave out the invocation of a deity ?

  • @astridposey
    @astridposey ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1) piercings aren't unprofessional, but judging someone for theirs is. Also, piercings aren't magnetic, and won't set off a metal detector.
    2) judging whether clothes fit is classist. Someone might not be able to afford their own suit.

  • @MohammadAlbaqsami
    @MohammadAlbaqsami ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think he will be the foreshadowed lawyer in shorts wars season two

  • @G4072m
    @G4072m ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im honeslty supprised of the man bun one. I used to have one, and I never thought it would be informal.

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men with long hair don't have much of a choice. Wearing it down is too casual. Best we can do is a neat bun.

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I put a hex on the guard" Was way funnier than it had any right to be. I'm just imagining a warlock getting a court summons

  • @julz_swag
    @julz_swag ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh wow! You’re haunting to look at!” Had me dead 💀😭

  • @Marieteflames
    @Marieteflames ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Get him some air, quick"
    💀💀💀💀

  • @pink1536
    @pink1536 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why are judges so uptight

  • @SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection
    @SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection ปีที่แล้ว +5

    is bro gonna be in shorts wars

  • @chromosomeboo
    @chromosomeboo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂 That hiss at the judge was hilarious!

  • @andiepyae7617
    @andiepyae7617 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Are you shrinking???!" LMAO I"M DEAD

  • @alexconstantine192
    @alexconstantine192 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your company “cant discriminate” based on your looks; but the court that you take them to can 😅

  • @sleepygraham5482
    @sleepygraham5482 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok but what do i do with my long hair if i cant do a man bun?

    • @SnessFresh
      @SnessFresh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats exactly what Im thinking. I have long hair so tf you expect me to do? Im not putting it down. Its too much hair

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@SnessFreshmy hair can be rowdy and just not cooperate whatsoever, putting it in a bun is sometimes all I can do in a professional setting. Guess I gotta shave it all off if I ever have court lmao

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SnessFresh tie it in a ponytail? If it's too much then idk maybe cut it?

    • @SnessFresh
      @SnessFresh ปีที่แล้ว

      @jayharv285 but whats the difference between a ponytail and a bun. Why is a ponytail more suitable for court but a bun isnt? Makes zero sense.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SnessFresh a ponytail looks more professional and doesn't look as dirty?

  • @AHandleWasAlreadyTaken
    @AHandleWasAlreadyTaken ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How are earrings disrespectful tho? And what if I can’t afford a suit that fits? And what’s wrong with man buns? Why should my appearance have any affect on the case!

    • @Drualeaf
      @Drualeaf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly.

  • @Billie-hs5cb
    @Billie-hs5cb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Between my piercings and slightly large clothes, and my best friends man bun we can never go to court.💀

  • @horaciodossantoscaminero1865
    @horaciodossantoscaminero1865 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Are you shrinking?" That one was good 😅

  • @Chromithius
    @Chromithius ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What about the skin of my victim?

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Number 3: don't be black
      Which also works with things not to do when getting pulled over, or just in general

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racist af but also so true

    • @mesofius
      @mesofius ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you should never wear the skin of your victim

    • @QwoaX
      @QwoaX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ianthewarriorgamer8180 Pointing out racism isn't racist.

    • @Simply_better22343
      @Simply_better22343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mesofiusmaybe the judge won't notice

  • @DVS_1.0
    @DVS_1.0 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There’s no ancient warriors here got me dying lol 😂

  • @MalDragon_Triplet1
    @MalDragon_Triplet1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    why no man buns?

    • @Markar665
      @Markar665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn’t look good for a very serious place

    • @_AceOFSpadesGD
      @_AceOFSpadesGD ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it makes it seem like youre joking in the court

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_AceOFSpadesGD that makes no sense at all lmao. How is pulling your hair back a joke?

    • @_AceOFSpadesGD
      @_AceOFSpadesGD ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdm966 exactly what the 1st person said

    • @cdm966
      @cdm966 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_AceOFSpadesGD No, that doesn't answer it. How does pulling your hair back look unprofessional, it's literally the professional standard to pull your hair back

  • @dixonharbuck6032
    @dixonharbuck6032 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so as a man with long hair, you’re telling me it’s more professional to wear it down?

  • @john20johnny
    @john20johnny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A judge in a court must make decisions based on the laws and facts regardless of someone appearance, race, skin color or etc.

  • @62mainstreetnewarknj58
    @62mainstreetnewarknj58 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that scream at the beginning tho 💀

    • @gr_pefxnta
      @gr_pefxnta ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your marker pfp

  • @ninjacat7556
    @ninjacat7556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im sorry but if a piece of jewelry or how you dressed is going to effect the outcome of your trial that clearly shows there is no thing as a "fair trial". If you can get more or less time or win a lawsuit because you look better thats not only just bias but unfair and we the people need to call out this stuff

    • @rocklnymine7085
      @rocklnymine7085 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we need to remember that these old fucks work for us not the other way around

  • @probrawl6639
    @probrawl6639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "you are shrinking?" GOT ME DYING

  • @kyleflynn1730
    @kyleflynn1730 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah our court systems messed up if any of those reasons he gave can affect your court case if we have to follow a social conduct that is completely based on how how you look and the rating scale is the more you look like a higher social class the better off you are is a problem. What I'm trying to get at is a good court system shouldn't judge people how they look or any of that The only thing that they should consider is past proven history and evidence of them committing the crime anything else is pointless in fact we could probably get rid of courts and do it completely online not even on facecam and it could lead to better results granted it could also be easier to fabricate somebody as guilty but they can also write a defense response to But there are the problem isn't that it's that we have too many laws too many complications so many loopholes to get around the laws also this guy's just got me rambling Good job

  • @Noubodi
    @Noubodi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why do looks matter that much in court?
    Personally I think it's stupid.

  • @mattmassey01
    @mattmassey01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Because everyone can afford tailored suits

  • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
    @JustSomeKittenwithaGun ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would rather go to jail as the plaintiff than take out my piercings

  • @NOTTHISGUYISHIM
    @NOTTHISGUYISHIM ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro just called the judge an ancient worrier💀💀💀

  • @TheArmchairrocker
    @TheArmchairrocker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ridiculous that any of this matters to anyone.

    • @captainstun2981
      @captainstun2981 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, if you want people to take you seriously, dress properly like normal people

  • @RYOMENTHUKUNA-xg6gw
    @RYOMENTHUKUNA-xg6gw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "YOUR HAIR IS DUMB😡"
    "Awe..." Got me on the ground😂

  • @Audrey_loves_animals
    @Audrey_loves_animals ปีที่แล้ว

    That “awww” was so funny

  • @Lucas-kw9mi
    @Lucas-kw9mi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro that's like my everyday hairstyle and if I don't have it up it gets in my face 💀

  • @FelixGaming_YT
    @FelixGaming_YT ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ur Hair is DUMB"Got Me Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RatTheCh1ld
    @RatTheCh1ld 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My father is a lawyer too, [public defender] and his hair is shoulder length, so he wears a man bun to work. He's been working there so long and is so good that no one cares and he helps many truly innocent people get the reward of freedom.

  • @Ye-SupShin
    @Ye-SupShin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Your hair is dumb", me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂