This is hilarious! Jay's delivery makes the sketch even funnier. "Headlines"...a great idea...true publications are more entertaining than a written script in these segments.
I'm 75 years old and I've been making it a thing each night now to have a glass of wine and watch 15 minutes of Leno headlines, I go to sleep with a smile on my face and I wake feeling better for it ! 😊
Jay and Kevin are so much more talented and funny, especially with the Headlines bit, than today's (2023) late night garbage. If Jay would return to the Tonight show, I'd again watch late night TV.
In my hometown there was a sushi restaurant right next door to a tropical fish store. Needless to say both are now out of business. Too bad as I never had the opportunity to try the happy hour specials.
@@seikibrian8641i get the reference to the anus and I've heard it before, they call the game corn hole because the the bags are filled with corn kernels but come on they could have named it something less how can I say "icky"
This is perhaps the funniest of Jay Leno's "Headlines" And that's saying a LOT! I haven't paid ANY attention to late night TV since Jay Leno, Norm McDonald and Dave Letterman left the "tube".
You have to wonder how many of these "mistakes" are deliberate send-ins from the newspapers. "I love my baby:" A 40+ year old baby Doesnt make it any less entertaining, though 😂😂
The comment about the Dr.'s name is due to ignorance. He is from Egypt and in Middle Eastern countries The son is often given the father's name and the middle names are those of grandfather, great grandfather and so on. It is not unusual for a man in that culture to have 3 names the same.
There was no proof of ignorance. Only a funny sounding name, like several hundred through decades of monologues on The Tonight Show via many different skits they did with advertisements, headlines, wedding announcements, etc. Ignorance is not an assumption unless there is evidence of it.
So... You are coming to a comedy video and trying to explain why something that is funny actually is not because of ignorance. There is another I word you should focus on and it's irony not ignorance dude.
3:08 Letterman covered the same story in his Small Town News segment at 0:35 at watch?v=ap_WnBw9ijQ. It's unusual that both comedians would cover the same story, and it provides a unique comparison of the two hosts!
Thank you, I never saw this particular Headlines segment! Much appreciated!
same here, Duranfan
This is hilarious! Jay's delivery makes the sketch even funnier.
"Headlines"...a great idea...true publications are more entertaining than a written script in these segments.
LOL the jewelry store robber on the left looks like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill!!! Damn it Dale!!😁
Hilarious! I love these segments so much.
Damn. That’s a crisp clip!
This is my happy place. Thank you for uploading. 🙏🏻💖
Thank you, This is another particular Headlines segment that I haven't seen before. I always appreciate them. More quality laughs!
A lot of laughs in this clip. Thank you so much for posting.
this was the best segment a late show ever had. i miss these mondays
thanks for this new upload of Jay's headlines!
LOL....the spring rolls with the fly on them....the fly was the "twist".....🪰😬😂
It's interesting that Cornhole games are now a thing.
Um, It's been a "thing" well before the broadcast. Perhaps it was only a Midwest "thing" that Jay was unfamiliar with.
Why? Does baseball and Crazy 8s really make you wonder too?😮
LMAO 😅😅😅😅😅 these are great I love this kind of humor it just is the best type of comedy ever I really miss headlines!
I'm 75 years old and I've been making it a thing each night now to have a glass of wine and watch 15 minutes of Leno headlines, I go to sleep with a smile on my face and I wake feeling better for it ! 😊
I watch 10 minutes of these every night before bed , makes e sm
These are great... never saw before. Thanks
😂 I think I agree 👍
Jay and Kevin are so much more talented and funny, especially with the Headlines bit, than today's (2023) late night garbage. If Jay would return to the Tonight show, I'd again watch late night TV.
Little does he know, cornhole games actually do exist. 😂
IKR? Maybe it's just a Midwest thing? IDK? but Yeah "Cornhole" is a thing!
He didn't claim that they don't exist.
My daughter was born in that Jackson Hospital.😂It's located in Marianna, Florida (Jackson county).
Thanks for sharing! Haven't seen this one.
When late night was funny
In my hometown there was a sushi restaurant right next door to a tropical fish store. Needless to say both are now out of business. Too bad as I never had the opportunity to try the happy hour specials.
Cornhole is a very popular game here in the Midwest. lol I don't get what is wrong with the ad
"The cornhole" is a euphemism for the anus, so someone not familiar with the beanbag toss game would find the name funny.
@@seikibrian8641i get the reference to the anus and I've heard it before, they call the game corn hole because the the bags are filled with corn kernels but come on they could have named it something less how can I say "icky"
Word comes from Jersey 😂
Remember, this was well over a decade ago, before it took off nationwide.
Hi Cornhole is slang for one's anus or rectum. Lol
LOL @ 6:30 - "You don't have to go in close, we know what it looks like."
yeah, a pile of doggo poo
4:22 my hometown made it on headlines
3:48 reminds me of Downtown Julie Brown.
The magical driftwood comes with a bag of PEECHES!
The baby in the 2nd one looks like Hunter S. Thompson. Surprised that got by Jay.
This is perhaps the funniest of Jay Leno's "Headlines" And that's saying a LOT! I haven't paid ANY attention to late night TV since Jay Leno, Norm McDonald and Dave Letterman left the "tube".
Must be the Flintstones doctor. Wahba, Wahba, doo.
Imagine if there was more than one Wahbah in practice at that location! "You wanna page Wahba Wahba Wahba or annuddah Doctah Wahba?" 🤗
Not sure the date of this Jay Leno video, but apparently, Dr. Wahba W. Wahba still practices in Daytona Beach, FL.
Wha?! Wowwa! @@PaulTesta 🤣
The poop ornament guys were way ahead of their time since that is actually a thing now.
You have to wonder how many of these "mistakes" are deliberate send-ins from the newspapers. "I love my baby:" A 40+ year old baby
Doesnt make it any less entertaining, though 😂😂
Way funnier than Fallon.
I bet people who buy those doggie doo Christmas tree ornaments are the same people who think making fart sounds under their arms is clever.
The only comedian I have ever heard that made fun of the name "cornhole". About 20 years overdue.
Cornhole games have become more popular since then, so now it's daily common to see it advertised for local events.
How long did Jay have a black stripe down the middle of his head?
The Kitty cat was a child size snowmobile made by Arctic Cat.
That Dr Wabha doesn't come very highly recommended by his patients 😳😳
The baby looks like Chairman Mao!
45 year old baby? Hell, I'm 62 and look younger than that. LOL.
Got Stess?
1:06 Is that Rusty Shakleford?
Cornhole games are real.
It's just bean bag toss
Who said they weren't?
New stuff, right on.
No political rants just good fun
Could someone explain the who's yer daddy joke on the dollar bill? Who is that man supposed to look like?
I think they were implying it looked like Saddam Hussein.
Sadam Hussien
@@mitchelltrio-I was thinking Burt Reynolds!
Yeah a cross between those. Yep.
Looked like Saddam to me, agree with previous posters.
FYI, I'm the one who positively identified those jewelry store bandits.
You're welcome Chernoyble 👍
Saw this in the acme…Italian bread $1.99 2 for $5.00
Ya ya Spock decided it should be the police story
Out of the people in the headline paper who would of thought Courtney Love would be the one alive 🤔
Was the hairdresser really non-committal before Jay went on the air?
Please edit out the nudity at the end, don't want to see that!
The comment about the Dr.'s name is due to ignorance. He is from Egypt and in Middle Eastern countries The son is often given the father's name and the middle names are those of grandfather, great grandfather and so on. It is not unusual for a man in that culture to have 3 names the same.
@@scarygary-qq1pj Sorry, I did not proofread. I have corrected the post.
Oh ffs. Lighten up. It’s still funny!
There was no proof of ignorance. Only a funny sounding name, like several hundred through decades of monologues on The Tonight Show via many different skits they did with advertisements, headlines, wedding announcements, etc. Ignorance is not an assumption unless there is evidence of it.
So... You are coming to a comedy video and trying to explain why something that is funny actually is not because of ignorance. There is another I word you should focus on and it's irony not ignorance dude.
I don't understand. They didn't mention Trump's name even once. How is it possible?!
3:08 Letterman covered the same story in his Small Town News segment at 0:35 at watch?v=ap_WnBw9ijQ. It's unusual that both comedians would cover the same story, and it provides a unique comparison of the two hosts!