REACTING TO UNDERWATER FIGHTING VIDEOS

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ค. 2021
  • Everybody thinks underwater fighting is cool, but is it realistic?
    We compiled a few videos and movie clips that include fighting underwater and invited our friend Christian Brunetti to join us and react to them.
    Christian is a Master Diver, MMA Fighter, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Purple Belt, Hollywood stuntman, and spent almost a decade serving in the US Army.
    More info on Chris: www.imdb.com/name/nm5935055/
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  • @conservovirtus5796
    @conservovirtus5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    It's quite unfortunate you guys don't recognize the utility of this training. These techniques are associated with the unofficial, unspoken, unwritten, unheard of yet unquestioned maxim among super cave divers; leave every man behind. These techniques are superb for maintaining distance from, and subduing, distressed divers seeking aid to expedite their demise. That behind the back arm submission, for example, is meant to facilitate aspiration (faster drowning). But the techniques on display here are frankly entry level. As you progress in the training you learn much more advanced techniques, like how to blind the distressed diver/swimmer with your flashlight, while you unholster your spear gun and shoot them in the head. Or feigning to render aid to get close enough to stab them in the carotid (a personal favorite). But that's really advanced stuff, reserved only for those able to discern distress in its most nascent stages, sometimes even before the diver/swimmer that's in distress. Because ultimately only one thing matters. #1, i.e., me. Daddy's coming home.

    • @christianbrunetti6065
      @christianbrunetti6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      This may be my favorite comment of all time…

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      Dear god…I’m not saying we found a new head writer, but I think we found a new head writer

    • @IrishHoopers
      @IrishHoopers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You are a poet

    • @koreyhayden1368
      @koreyhayden1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wow man, lot of thought put into that haha...very entertaining read

    • @unfortunatelyiamsane
      @unfortunatelyiamsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      hahahah. i am deceased 💀😂⚰️
      truly, that progression was magical.

  • @ryanhuffman7410
    @ryanhuffman7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Gus was cracking me up. "Oh, you're still alive? Get some!" 🤣

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ryan, yes I was laughing big time when he said that.
      Woody

    • @b.jellis
      @b.jellis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Don't you dare need help"

  • @dannydevito7000
    @dannydevito7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Bro I'm crying, Woody's sitting there in shock at what he's seeing and Gus is just losing it laughing 😂

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh yeah...it was hilarious

  • @clone660
    @clone660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Gus's action commentary cracks me up. "How DARE you need help!"

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m dying at his comments 😂😂😂😂

    • @sgtdrake
      @sgtdrake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now I don't need to comment this😂

  • @michalrehacek3462
    @michalrehacek3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:45
    "This guy is at least consistent at bringing them under water" is my favorite quote

  • @DolbecAqua
    @DolbecAqua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Woody & Christian : 👁👄👁
    Gus : BAM GET SOME!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevecharlton8001
    @stevecharlton8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When I was a teenager my brother and I used to play "victims" for my sister's lifeguard class (she was the instructor). My brother use to go all out with his struggling and being very unrealistic. My sister repeatedly told him to calm it down, but he wouldn't listen. During one drill an older woman was tasked to rescue him. She swam up to him and before he could get into his routine, his eyes suddenly got wide, he gasped and went very still. She had grabbed him by the balls and asked sweetly " Are you going to calm down now?". We are now in our 50's and it's still one of the best family stories ever.

    • @donnakawana
      @donnakawana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh my goodness age an wisdom wins the day!! I could literally see his face in my head🤣😂🤣😂!!
      Thanks for that✌🏼💗😊❣️

    • @bilgecoskun2606
      @bilgecoskun2606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That sound like sexual harassment

    • @deeknits
      @deeknits ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bilgecoskun2606 No, that’s called survival.

    • @mvshenhon8966
      @mvshenhon8966 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bet you they ain't thrashing around no more, him or his balls 😂

  • @JediOfTheRepublic
    @JediOfTheRepublic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love how Donald Cerone has become a running joke on DiveTalk. “There’s a rule for jet skiing...” 🤣

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He's going to kills us all one day

    • @jeffomalley6015
      @jeffomalley6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DIVETALK lol luckily for yas he's a good dude too and he knows how to take a joke lol. Now I'm sure if you just talked a bunch of shit to his face he might throw a head kick knocking you into timbucktooo lol.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      #TrueFacts

    • @toriedwards126
      @toriedwards126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha yes this ^^

    • @sonicdruid
      @sonicdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @Robert_H_Diver
    @Robert_H_Diver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait……give me a second here…” - Woody. 😂😂😂

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Robert, I’m laughing just hearing you recount this. Funny.

  • @adamshiek5113
    @adamshiek5113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I dont think these guys even realize how big of a podcast they could have on there hands and not only about diving but they know intersting people with great storys and they can talk about more then just diving they are funning entertaining and fun to watch. They just have that thing that makes you want to listen to them

    • @donnakawana
      @donnakawana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, yes I wud agree!!

    • @lizwiseman6063
      @lizwiseman6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd be so happy if they even decided to convert the audo of their videos onto the podcast 😅

    • @polcat79
      @polcat79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Completely agree. I have little to no interest in diving, I can barely swim, However I find myself sat here completely submerged in the conversation.

    • @Dr4gonGirl319
      @Dr4gonGirl319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely love Dive Talk and I'm not a diver! Keep going Gus & Woody 💞

  • @KrimeDog
    @KrimeDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Was an ocean lifeguard for 7 years. Drowning victims don’t kick you away when they panic. They lunge and grab you and instinctively will push you down. They train you to stop a few yards from the victim and put your floatation device (the big plastic torpedo looking things) between you and the victim.
    One time I had a big guy, probably 280-300 lbs. and he grabbed my arm and I saw the panic in his eyes, honestly horrifying. I started getting pushed under, so I slammed my floatation device into his sternum to get him to let go. Then let him float with it for a bit til he calmed down.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      So are you saying that what you saw in this video is not standard operating procedure?

    • @KrimeDog
      @KrimeDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@DIVETALK it is standard operating procedure should you find yourself being attacked by a mermaid

    • @Musiknird
      @Musiknird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@KrimeDog I hate when that happens to me and it does every single time I go swimming!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ahhh I see...on a related note, if you eat a mermaid, does that make you a cannibal?

    • @KrimeDog
      @KrimeDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Pretty sure it depends on which half you eat

  • @billjordan8779
    @billjordan8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It has been many years since I was lifeguard certified, but we were never taught anything like that. People who are truly panicking are not going to instantly calm down with an arm bar especially if they were just kicked and pulled under by the person who is supposedly saving them.

  • @mikesbigadventures194
    @mikesbigadventures194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Next month, the Turkish instructor has a video of him teaching an Emergency First Responder class where he performs actual tracheotomies on his students with a dull pen knife and a Bic pen. Just when you think it can't get worse....

    • @Sgt.Dornan117
      @Sgt.Dornan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That Turkish instructor is Joshua Fabia levels of delusion

    • @lone6718
      @lone6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow my dyslexia is in full force today. I read Bic pen as Big Mac…….🤦‍♀️

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cmon man, he was training his students for this:
      th-cam.com/video/Z3my3VW6vXw/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=DaroslawToorek

    • @ellencox8415
      @ellencox8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lone6718 ... I kind of want a Big Mac trach now...

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit, don't give him ideas. This guy is scary

  • @barstad-9591
    @barstad-9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When Guz does his‘silent’ laugh, it totally cracks me up. Thanks.

  • @ravenbeecham7288
    @ravenbeecham7288 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Straight up… when gus goes “BAM! Oh wait you’re still alive? BAAAM” that honestly killed me with laughter

  • @drhellix
    @drhellix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This dude is seriously a James Bond villain trainer.

  • @datfuzi0n
    @datfuzi0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Alright I know I'm a little late to this video but I was a lifeguard for 6 years and taught lifeguarding for 3 years. But these are not techniques that are taught at all. This is absurd. There is certain things that you use to control those in need and in panic. This is mind blowing. Im at a loss for words! Im glad you guys went ahead and talked to people who have experience. Just wow!!!

  • @mekanwoke6968
    @mekanwoke6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “By chance is that a wedding dress? I just want to make sure I am seeing correctly” 😂😂😂

  • @realmriot
    @realmriot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    TH-cam algorithm brought me to your channel from a MrBallen video and I've been hooked ever since 😅 Who would have thought dive talk would be so interesting and informative! Great content guys! Loving the reactions 😁

    • @stephanienoblet8503
      @stephanienoblet8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @blizzardkat
      @blizzardkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! Never dived in my life but i think ive watched almost all the dive talk videos now

    • @nfaustoq
      @nfaustoq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same for me.

  • @alyv3583
    @alyv3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love when Woody says “give me a second here”😂

  • @fbeet436
    @fbeet436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a kid I did many years of lifeguard training and I actually DO remember some self defense techniques. They are needed in case of a nearly drowned panicking person, because they naturally try everything to get their head as far out of the water as possible, so they would try to push themselves up on your body.
    Tho, the only kind of right technique the guy showed, was the arm behind the back, because you need to be in physical control over the panicking person so you can force him horizontal, which makes him float and you can drag him through the water very easy. You would use the same arm-behind-the-back-technique to drag a passed out person, while having your other hand under their chin to support the head.
    Nevertheless this guy even did that move wrong, because you would never do it in such sharp moves, it's rather a smooth controlled motion, without pulling the victim under water.
    Needless to say, you would never push, punch or kick a drowning person.

  • @demoadra4661
    @demoadra4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He is actually going to be the one 'responsible' for drowning the victim, this is insane. You do not make the situation worse!

  • @heatherlilly2344
    @heatherlilly2344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Woody: I think we should try this Gus. We can get some old jet skis and I know someone who has access to anti tank weapons……
    Gus: No, no, no
    I love Woody’s sense of adventure and Gus is hilarious! How long did it take you to find these clips? This was a lot of fun and well done. Thanks guys!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you Heather. It took a few days to put this together.

    • @kamilareeder1493
      @kamilareeder1493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The video: this cave has killed 20 divers ....
      Woody: Gus, we should go for a quick look, 👀👌

    • @julieschmautz8607
      @julieschmautz8607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was coming to write this same comment!

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DIVETALK y’all should collaborate with Adam Savage (mythbusters!) for a blowing up jet skis video!!

    • @Creeer2005
      @Creeer2005 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WANNA SEE JET SKI GO BOOM!!

  • @seanellis4878
    @seanellis4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The video that none of us knew that we needed to see today!
    That whole bride and groom clip was a wild ride

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha I agree Sean

  • @IronWangCreates
    @IronWangCreates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I redid my rescue course it was with instructors and DM’s I was used to working with so they obviously took the piss a bit. But one of the best things I learnt for getting a hold of a panicking diver on the surface…was to approach from underwater.
    So if you try to get behind them and they spin trying to keep an eye on you, viewing you as a human Island to climb, just submerge and get behind them underwater and then come up. A panicking diver scared of drowning will NOT try to chase you if you go underwater.

    • @BjerkeRobin
      @BjerkeRobin ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, if you have fins this is super useful. Also you can use your mobility to maintain a safe distance rather than the kick ;)

  • @michaels3294
    @michaels3294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a former lifeguard from way back when.. it seems like this guy is teaching a strange interpretation of some holds and releases of yesteryear. There were techniques that when a victim would lunge you could grab and gain control then keeping the victims head ABOVE the water bring them to shore. There were also a number of escape techniques when grabbed by panic victims. All of these techniques could get quite evolved and complicated and belive the modern training model is more simplified and focused more on safe approaches using flotation etc. As for the double kick to the chest.... ass*ole. Great channel guys.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Michael.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      weird, the only one that I was taught that is in the video is the push kick to the chest, not a hard kick, but just something to create/maintain distance.

  • @chrisbalchen7097
    @chrisbalchen7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love seeing that notification, DIVE TALK just uploaded!!!!

    • @Great_Lake_Surfer
      @Great_Lake_Surfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes! These are literally my fav youtubers. I wish to meet them someday

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More to come!

    • @toriedwards126
      @toriedwards126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yay me too!!! i love new vid day

  • @Musiknird
    @Musiknird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hahahaha! I laughed way to hard when you told about the crazy dude. Someone got their little ego hurt. Lol!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right?

  • @carolyn5219
    @carolyn5219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I absolutely love this channel. I've never dived, don't really have any interesting learning but your content is fascinating. Your personalities, the dynamic, the reactions, how y'all are always mindful and explain terms that the non divers don't understand. Its grrat!

  • @greymalkin9228
    @greymalkin9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Former lifeguard and I literally just got home from my morning BJJ class, logged in and BAM.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talk about a great fit!

  • @joshjohnston2065
    @joshjohnston2065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I’m late to the party here, but the threats from that instructor are completely toothless. You have every right to use footage from another video if you’re creating transformative content with it. That’s what fair use is. A certain popular TH-camr has fought this fight in court and won (and now is successfully fighting the same fight again). Your right to react has legal precedent. Keep doing your thing, guys. Awesome content.

  • @Raidenze
    @Raidenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Look, we already have the most realistic underwater fighting video ever in this channel, and the title is "the worst scuba instructor ever in the world". If I want one man to assassinate an entire submarine's worth of divers, it will be him.

    • @Great_Lake_Surfer
      @Great_Lake_Surfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh I'm rolling 🤣😭💀

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well...did you see he made an appearance on this one?

    • @Raidenze
      @Raidenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DIVETALK Not yet! No spoilers! XD

    • @Raidenze
      @Raidenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DIVETALK Holy, I had no idea how close to the mark I was with my joke. At this point I'm actually inclined to believe that this guy instructor is military-trained, and his lifeguard rescue skill is really his "knock out your opponent in the shortest time possible before kidnapping them" skill.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HA!

  • @MrUpscaleman
    @MrUpscaleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not a cave diver, but I was a lifeguard.
    Yes, we undergo extensive panic training because a panicked victim is superhuman strong and can EASILY drown you if you don't know what you're doing.

    • @MrUpscaleman
      @MrUpscaleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suppose I should add that experienced lifeguards have no problem laying the Smackdown on a panicked victim in order to save his or her life....better bruised than dead.

  • @stacywinslow4065
    @stacywinslow4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This episode is so freaking great! It was like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mekanwoke6968
    @mekanwoke6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should see my face when Woody said “I am trying my absolute best to give him the benefit of the doubt” 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard!

  • @sidechainblane4153
    @sidechainblane4153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's training people to never go into the water! Thus saving lives! 👍🏻

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha so we should be thanking him then!

    • @sidechainblane4153
      @sidechainblane4153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DIVETALK haha 😄👍🏻

  • @Avionne_Parris
    @Avionne_Parris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great video, Gus, Woody & Christian!
    Really hope the Turkish instructor takes you up on that invite...
    It'll be great learning experience and save him a future of class action lawsuits :-)

  • @gt951
    @gt951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love the wisdom that Woody imparts on us

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So wise

  • @BobBob-ye2my
    @BobBob-ye2my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That second clip of the marine with guns was actually the guy in the 1st clip dreaming about his ideal day at work with his lifeguard firearms for dealing with swimmers 😆

  • @graemeblack1003
    @graemeblack1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m dying laughing with you guys and it’s barely started lmao

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woohoo!

  • @travisallard3509
    @travisallard3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Right on Woody! I also did american karate for about 10 years. It really changed my mindset which benefits me to this day. You have a very calm personality and maybe that why. Karate made me a very calm person... 98% of the time lol
    Edit: I bet that instructor is the same guy in the stress training video ripping off people's masks.

  • @deltalima6703
    @deltalima6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Woody and gus are a great team, but chris added a lot too. This episode is really well done, showing the reality behind the theatrics.

    • @christianbrunetti6065
      @christianbrunetti6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate the feedback for sure and glad you enjoyed it !

  • @CrowBarActual
    @CrowBarActual ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Played the underwater soccer game a few times for physical training (PT). We had a Commanding Officer (CO) ,LtCol Harper, who was doing a command visit, so we invited him to come to our PT session. This guy ended up being the biggest baby cause he got his butt kicked, kept saying we were changing the rules, cheating, etc. We had a pre-brief to go over everything to include all the rules before we even got in the water. This guy just didn't listen and was the type to have to win at everything, and was used to everyone letting him win because he was the "boss". Not that day, his team was losing very badly and he decided the PT session was over and quit. That guy really showed his character that day. When it was time to PCS, I was glad to have left his command.

  • @MrJoshthesurfer
    @MrJoshthesurfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy is crazy. Having worked as a life guard, doing rescues without a floatation device like a tube or a board is very dangerous. panicked drowning victim will often climb on top of you and start drowning you. In that case you need to create distance, however this is absolutely not how do do it. I was taught to take a deep breath and dive underwater. It’s the last place the drowning victim wants to be. And from experience it’s always worked for me.

    • @ellencox8415
      @ellencox8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that actually makes sense.
      The more you know ----*

    • @jonathansnow8222
      @jonathansnow8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's teaching them how to subdue a very panicked person in a situation where you don't have a floatation device, and don't have time to go underwater.
      Stunning a person who's panicking and bigger and stronger than you and trying to grab you so you can get them into position where you control them in the rescue position, can save your and their life.

  • @tool46296
    @tool46296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As someone who has never been scuba diving, and knows next to nothing about it, I’ve found your channel to be very enlightening.
    I’ve heard of “atmospheres” regarding water but I never realized just how dangerous it can be for the human body. When you guys talk about 120-130 feet being 4 atmospheres I was dumbfounded! I was thinking man that’s not even that far! How can it be that dangerous?!
    Now I’m hooked and learning about the sport even though I’ll never do it. Maybe 10-15 feet in open water just to check it out but that’s it. I have asthma and sinus problems so I don’t think diving is for me lol.
    Thanks for bringing us along on these journeys! 👍

    • @toscadonna
      @toscadonna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have asthma and sinus problems, and my doctor told my Mom when I was a kid, “Here’s an inhaler. Put it on the side of the pool, and make her go to swimming lessons everyday. If she has an asthma attack, make her take a couple of puffs, and then get back to swimming. She’ll grown out of it if you do this.” And he was right. I still have asthma, but I have so few asthma attacks. One every to 5 years usually during allergy season when the pollen is crazy or if I get around a cat indoors. If you can go swimming and get strong, you could probably go diving. The more I swim, the better my lungs get.

  • @MrDoss89
    @MrDoss89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Potential review for the show called
    "I shouldn't be alive" season 2 episode 6

  • @mekanwoke6968
    @mekanwoke6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmaooo! Woody is always pushing the boundaries of ideas! Its hilarious! I love it! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait ‘til you hear some of his ideas over the next couple of weeks

  • @duskyjackal1699
    @duskyjackal1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I cannot express my disappointment in this "instructor" guy enough. I have been in the ocean, in a situation, when someone had a full blown freak-out session, because a rip current had started to pull a mother and daughter deeper into the ocean from hip depth.
    The sheer terror that overcame her, made her push her daughter underwater just to stay "above". Imagine what would happen if you purposefully push a person like that underwater.
    As an untrained person, me and my friend saw what was happening, split them up and kept them calm un-till we could swim out, without violence.

    • @saysHotdogs
      @saysHotdogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s really abnormal. Real niche shit there you saw the “apparently I’m a psychopath” achievement unlocked right in front of you

    • @duskyjackal1699
      @duskyjackal1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saysHotdogs oh yeah, you can see the eyes glaze over when the achievement pop-up appears.

  • @andrepascoa8579
    @andrepascoa8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hello Dive Talk first of all congratulate you for the excellent videos you make and the information you give
    I was almost 7 years to take the Open Water course after having a ruptured eardrum, because of your videos I decided to take the course, on July 25th I'll have the final exam at sea :) :) :) Wish me luck

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good Luck Andre!

  • @TheKunnche
    @TheKunnche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Woody. Just being as nice as possible here. While secretly controlling his laughter 🤣 come on now, underwater kungfu is not a thing and you know it 🤭

  • @marquisevachon2843
    @marquisevachon2843 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jiu jitsu: the art of folding clothes with people still in them
    Love your videos! I have no idea about anything to do with diving but I am always so entertained.

  • @Dorff_Meister
    @Dorff_Meister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His Pool Fu is strong.

  • @ThisEpicLife
    @ThisEpicLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder if he is working in a place with a lot of aggressive drunks? I'm a paramedic, and we get a shocking number of drunk and combative patients. We take a mandatory class every couple of years in which we actually practice some escapes, and even a kick, on the mats. It's all intended to be used for self-defense, of course, but the two-day class covers all aspects of dealing with the aggressive patient, from documentation and justifiable force, to escaping chokes and grapple-holds. I can definitely imagine some life-guards who work on certain beaches, dealing with some pretty violent drunks. Then again, I'm land-locked in the Midwest, so what do I know?

  • @JasonKnightxenofish
    @JasonKnightxenofish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had an instructor like this for a Water Safety Instructor course. Half of the class was in-water wresting stuff like this. It was ridiculous but actually a lot of fun. The final was having to fight the instructor and he was this super intense, wiry, 60+ year old German dude with a flat top haircut...like Klaus from Team Zissou.

  • @plantifulvegan4198
    @plantifulvegan4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sea Hunt with Lloyd Bridges had a ton of underwater fights...great show.

  • @avery2604
    @avery2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can see Woody in scuba gear slowly rising out of the water with a LAW on his shoulder, ready to blast a jet ski.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s gonna be happening. Lol. Can’t wait!!!

  • @Archlegan
    @Archlegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The crazy part about the Turkish diving instructor, most of his comments are complimenting him and he doesn't get too many dislikes. I wondered if he just deletes comments until I saw his like ratio...Just crazy, maybe the laws in Turkey are non-existent as far as being an instructor, but at least he makes you guys look flawless lol

  • @NORWOODShadow
    @NORWOODShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's simple really, I see a new dive talk video I click.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And immediately like said video right?

    • @NORWOODShadow
      @NORWOODShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DIVETALK Right! I'm not that complicated.

  • @animavulcano7709
    @animavulcano7709 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Gus and Woody, I'm a Turkish Cmas diver. The bad guy is a friend and the former teacher of my friends. Yesterday i was visiting them and let them know about your channel and showed the other video that he was trying to kill his students at the stress and rescue class 😄 (My friends said the 3 students in that video was the wife of the bad guy and two other trainers.) Before the video they speak so highly about him and at the end of the video they just laughed their asses of and said "Thank god we saved our life from the guy with almost no knowledge and ego as big as mount Everest 😂BTW As far as i know he owns a dive agency at Turkey - Ayvalık and his rescue diver certificate comes from ILS Rescue Diver class. Keep up great videos. i love to watch your videos. Cheers 🙂

  • @brettloftin2645
    @brettloftin2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely love this channel! I've been a lifeguard for 2 years now but never thought about diving but these videos have inspired me to get my diving certifications! Keep up the great work fellas!!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome! Thank you!

  • @Texan1981
    @Texan1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The Donald Cerrone School of Underwater Combat Lifeguarding
    By the way, I want to send Woody a lifetime supply of coffee, as long as he promises to drink it in time to react to a video, for maximum interruption! (Please don’t let Gus ban me for it!)

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha he’ll probably accept!

    • @felicous
      @felicous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you ask Woody to change from Starbucks? They are heavy supporters of Palm oil

    • @Idkanymoremansigh
      @Idkanymoremansigh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felicous whats wrong with palm oil?

  • @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay
    @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: Ah, can't wait to see what great diving info is in this video!
    Woody: I WANT TO BLOW UP A JET SKI
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a child

  • @Silentt141
    @Silentt141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ellis and Associates lifeguard here with 5 years experience. That instructor is teaching a hyper-aggressive and unnecessary form of escapes. Each if those scenarios we're taught to either push ourselves DOWN and AWAY from the victim and let them tire out before rendering aid OR grab around their chest and roll them to where WE are in a Controlling position. You would NEVER push someone head underwater like that. The guy also tried to do a jaw thrust one handed while his person in distress' head was underwater lol

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wesley, we value this comment. Thanks for chiming in.

  • @newsing33
    @newsing33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was a lifeguard. We learned adult CPR, child CPR, infant CPR, water rescue, with swimmer floating face down on top, swimmer submerged, we also learned the heimlich maneuver, etc. We went through intense training, and you did not pass unless you did everything perfectly. One instructor played the drowning diver, flailing, screaming, I dove in to rescue her, and when I got close, her flailing arms punched me in the face! I swam behind her, and did the pull behind, put my arms under her armpits, and locked my arms/hands around her neck, then with her "locked" onto me, swam on my back backwards to the side of the pool. My instructor who was the face down on top of the water, no movement rescue, was a 6 ft. 250 pound guy. I had to do the twisting your body underwater (I'm pretty small, I about twisted my body backwards in half, while locked onto him with my arms from behind, to get him turned around, and swam to the side of the pool on my back. We definitely learned about if you see someone floating in the water, and nobody saw what happened, we use the rescue board to strap them onto, using a vice grip to hold their head in place, because they might have broken their neck, etc. I was 16 when I learned all this, and I'm 45 now. I have remembered all of this training. What this lifeguard instructor is doing.....looks like a police manuever take down, on the side of a road somewhere. Lol, I'm trying not to laugh, because this is not the right way to rescue a drowning person, it's just so ridiculous! 😂

  • @edsonaleman1468
    @edsonaleman1468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely love when Gus laughs at the stupidity! Im along side of you brother! 😂

  • @zm0rc
    @zm0rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hollywood's gonna have ideas for beverly hills ninja 2 if they see this.

    • @heatherlilly2344
      @heatherlilly2344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s hilarious! Watched the original last night! 🤣

  • @donnakawana
    @donnakawana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seriously,I just had the most fun watching this! I am so happy to have found your channel!!!
    Thanks for sharing your lives with us an for the lessons an laughs!! ✌🏼💗😊❣️

  • @GaellisDarling
    @GaellisDarling 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how serious Woody is taking this…
    Woody: the plot is a bit tricky. 😂
    That’s an understatement!

  • @tomvanzanten479
    @tomvanzanten479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS WAS SO FUN TO WATCH!!! THANK YOU!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We had fun recording it!

  • @realloc9719
    @realloc9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This “instructor” is going to get arrested 😂

  • @tjohnson4062
    @tjohnson4062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im super surprised they were able to do split window on this one. Three boxes and one of the has to fit Woodys head. Well produced Gus.

  • @sonicdruid
    @sonicdruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣 that first vid and yours guyz reaction cracked me up so bad..I literally had tears rolling down my cheeks..wow this is great❤️

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I almost blacked out laughing

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this channel I really do.

  • @Harryed81
    @Harryed81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have the same learning disability as woody, I like knowing the why's. The problem I've noticed, most instructors are offended when asking for reasoning.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Harry but they need to chill because people learn better when they know “why”. Thanks for the comment.

    • @Harryed81
      @Harryed81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I'd like to thank you guys sincerely for what you're doing, because a lot of the why's get answered here. Stay safe!

    • @greymalkin9228
      @greymalkin9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DIVETALK So much this. When I'm answering questions or explaining something (and part of my job is payroll, so I do a lot of both) I always try to include the reason why they should do it X way rather than Y way. Actual understanding stays in the mind better than rote memorization.

    • @marcimarce1207
      @marcimarce1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is wanting to know why, a learning disability?

    • @Harryed81
      @Harryed81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used the word disability as sarcasm, I apologize that it did come across as such. I should know by now to use quotation marks on my not so obvious sarcasm.

  • @rosalindsullivan8631
    @rosalindsullivan8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    40 years ago that was the training for self defence in the water panicked swimmer rescue , I think its still taught in life guarding .

  • @dianacherepanova4571
    @dianacherepanova4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how this combined my two favourite things: scuba diving and BJJ

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s crazy isn’t it?

  • @arturobeckett4452
    @arturobeckett4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the cobra Kai of lifeguards lol 🐍 🥋

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

  • @jomo9454
    @jomo9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy said her boyfriend has until her air runs out to come rescue her.

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "underwater torpedo" is redundant, because torpedos specifically only go underwater.

  • @RavenousMedicine
    @RavenousMedicine ปีที่แล้ว

    "oh thank god! there's a rescuer here! I'll just swim over--"*gets suplexed*

  • @graemeblack1003
    @graemeblack1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lmao woody with his coffee 😂

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want more caffeine!!!!!!!!! Gus won’t let me!!!!!

    • @graemeblack1003
      @graemeblack1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DIVETALK gus is the responsible one 😂😂

  • @bbeth4
    @bbeth4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is why i love you guys, even tho you have many reasons to be totally bias against this guy because of your last video on him and his response. but you guys always give people the credit they actually deserve (or don’t deserve) regardless of your personal opinion on them :) nothing i love more then seeing the notification that you guys have posted and then seeing it’s almost an hour long react video!!!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People keep asking for us to make them shorter but we can't! When we record these they feel like they are 8 minutes long and they end up being like an hour long.

    • @bbeth4
      @bbeth4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DIVETALK i LOVE the long videos, also i can’t imagine how long the video would have been if you weren’t forced to remove the last 2 clips!! it’s good to have some short videos but i binged ALL your react videos in the first 2 days i found your channel 😂 having the long videos gives me a challenge :D love the content !!

    • @Archlegan
      @Archlegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DIVETALK I agree with beth, I love the long videos too. It's almost like a podcast but we can watch something :)

    • @confusedpenguin6933
      @confusedpenguin6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please don't do away with the long videos. People are going to complain either way, but your best content is going to be when you show genuine reactions/footage. An even mix is your best bet. I love the long videos.

    • @bbeth4
      @bbeth4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@confusedpenguin6933 totally agree, PLUS the way they do their videos, someone could totally find a pause or a shift in topic where you could easily take a break in watching the video if they don’t want to watch the video all the way through and then just come back and finish it later!

  • @kineticgames293
    @kineticgames293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pushing (not kicking) a panicking victim away with your leg is a legitimate lifeguard technique to protect yourself. You would want to reapproach them from behind and hook under the arms. The armbars and chokes not so much. This guy is something else.

  • @stoneysdead689
    @stoneysdead689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    O.k. Y'all got me with this one- subbed. I laughed until I bout cried- then read the comment y'all pinned and was just rolling. I needed that- badly, thank all you guys.

  • @vargrath3238
    @vargrath3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That guy is like a lil kid being like " Mooom watch my frikn mega cool drop-kick into helpless scared looking woman" Boooom! Next one- punch to the throat RIP! Next one... lol
    Best training ever

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And at the end he just gets paid for it! 😄

    • @vargrath3238
      @vargrath3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DIVETALK yep what a wonderful world we live in ^^

  • @CaptainXanax
    @CaptainXanax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I will donate literally 10's of dollars to the jetski target fund.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't give Woody any ideas!

    • @CaptainXanax
      @CaptainXanax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DIVETALK I smell a gofundme coming on!

    • @kayg6098
      @kayg6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sign me up 😁

    • @Doomsday499
      @Doomsday499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sign me up!

  • @emmdubb
    @emmdubb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like to see the Turkish instructor play the torpedo game with his students next lol

  • @jillkx
    @jillkx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’d love to watch movies with Woody and Gus 🤣 Woody constantly in shock or utterly irritated anf Gus cracking up 🤣

  • @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd
    @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lifeguard instructors absolutely do not teach this. We learn techniques that are safe for both us and the victims and they do not involve kicking or grabbing whatsoever 😡

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that makes sense. Thanks for chiming in.

    • @ellencox8415
      @ellencox8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT?! You mean I'm not going to be punched in the face while drowning? I really wanted my outside face to reflect my inside pain.

  • @randallsavage13
    @randallsavage13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a lifeguard/rescue swimmer they train you to do that to panicked victims it’s a class in the coast guard rescue swimmer A school training if you watch the movie the guardian it’s a point in the movie great movie by the way but in real life your supposed to swim behind them and gain control… but you don’t do what that guy does there’s other ways we do things in situations in the water

  • @seanmolony-redstickastro238
    @seanmolony-redstickastro238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I taught Off Shore Water Safety Survival, ( For Exiting Crashed helicopters) played H2opolo and trained Tae Kwon Do for years at LSU. And I've never kicked a student during a rear neck grab by a panicky swimmer
    I enjoy your channel. Peace

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Sean.

  • @hpeterson10579
    @hpeterson10579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why TH-cam needs a laugh emote!! Great video lol

  • @cameronsmith3988
    @cameronsmith3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the BSA Guard and Red Cross classes I've taken and taught, a sign of drowning is no/poor forward progress. They wont be front crawling towards you like that. But they will lunge and drag as you approach. That's why reaching with your buoy or anything else is much preferred. The "grappling" is when you grab their wrist to turn and drag them onto your buoy then switch to a cross chest hold so you can tow them. Even then, you never drag them underwater or try to restrain them like that. Absurd.

  • @huntermay2896
    @huntermay2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice to wake up in the morning to this!

  • @aliciazinn6211
    @aliciazinn6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woody's all jacked up on a triple espresso. And that's interesting stuff we learned about you today Gus!!!

  • @sgtdrake
    @sgtdrake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me and my neighbor, when I was a kid, used to play a game I came up with that we called torpedo where you would count down, dive to the bottom and kick off opposite sides of the pool. The object of the game was to make your opponent touch the air. Its pretty easy to tell who wins, surprisingly but my buddy was the type to not call his hits so we had someone would stay above the water and whoever made a splash or surfaced lost and the last ref would face off against the winner. Very fun game and is a great alternative to dunking and play fighting because the goal is literally to get your opponent out of the water. Reminds me of good times and underwater arm bars🤣

  • @Great_Lake_Surfer
    @Great_Lake_Surfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yesssss!!! More videos! I love you both and thank you for uploading ! These videos and your comments are literally the highlight of my day!! Thank you dudes

  • @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous
    @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who has been certified as a lifeguard, Water Safety Instructor, and Lifeguard Training Instructor, this is something that should NEVER be trained. There are multiple techniques, but not these...

  • @brrrrrrrrino
    @brrrrrrrrino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that all of the students went along with it 😭 lol how many lifeguards has he taught to beat up drowning victims??!

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow really good point.

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow good point.

  • @helenfelton8804
    @helenfelton8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Helen here - whoopee what a treat!. You boys just get better..... I'm subscriber 231, I think 🤔 tho how anyone got to you before I don't know. Such an interesting guest, Chris. Lovely and modest.,like most good divers xx

    • @DIVETALK
      @DIVETALK  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for subbing back in the day!