It used to be candidates debated until they said all they wanted to say. How different debates with different timelines? PLUS mandatory debate presence in the first one!
@@nsaurabh25calling him Tampon Tim is not the criticism and degradation that you think it is. Giving free tampon to people for their benefit is a win. Only an idiot like you would think it's the opposite.
Yes. I prefer Trump. He doesn't even try to hide his horribleness. His lies are not disguised as politeness. Oh god, what am I saying, defending Trump now?
@@Arete37 I understand you. Trump is crude and crass with his lying, and nasty when fact checked. Vance has been described by most as slick and smooth when he lies. Both are horrible persons, right? But a horrible person who can hide this trait behind a facade of civility is more dangerous.
I have been thinking how to decorate my yard for Halloween. I think I'm going to get a big yard sign of the Capitol on January 6th with the message, "If this doesn't scare the shit out of you, nothing will."
That's what I've been saying, is Vance's sophomoric use of debate tricks to normalize the fascist platform, along with his smug smirk, evil masquerading. He makes my skin crawl. And typical of corporate media, they normalize it. Thank you so much for naming and shaming it, Colbert. And thank you for the belly laughs tonight. I really needed it.
No matter how nicely, calmly, and good naturedly you to lie throughout the debate, they are still lies, a liar doesn't win a debate, when you lie you lose!
It's sad that Vance's unhinged rhetoric and inability to answer a simple question is being framed as "normal", just because he didn't yell and had intelligible sentences.
@@bryanmachin2152 Yes it did, I don't remember any debate in my entire life where anyone answered questions straight. Unhinged rhetoric: usually that's on one side... but Reagan for example was extremely unhinged.
Agree! The lying and hate spewed by tRump and Vance consistently is NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR ❗ Educated and enlightened Americans are horrified and nauseated by their behavior and will be Voting ALL BLUE to get rid of the orange monster and his enablers❗💙💙💙⚖️🗽🇺🇸
It's the original Trump playbook... if you say one or two terrible false things you're cooked. If you say thirty no one knows which one to focus on and you end up sounding fine. People just can't muster the energy to read through the fact-check list when it's that long...
I have an idea. Instead of prison for the ever-so-guilty trumpy, they call for mandatory mental evaluation first. You know the sayin', "thar's a fine line 'twix genius and nuts"! 😉
Someone summed it up perfectly yesterday: Tim Walz is the guy who would mow your lawn if you broke your leg. Shady Vance is the guy who would complain to the HOA because your grass is too high.
Don't try to sweat talking for him. He lost, period. There was only one thing he had to do. DID DONALD TRUMP LOST THE 2020 ELECTION? NO!!! He didn't. So Walz wins.🏆
Tim Walz is the guy who would carry a baggie while walking his dog. Vance is the guy who would let his dog crap on your lawn because he knows you'll just mow over it eventually.
@@bongodave13 he was talking about the last few days of the protests instead of the whole entire thing "Audio of the call showed Trump said “I fully agree with the way he handled it the last couple of days”, and called Walz “an excellent guy”. look it up.
I don't care about composure, I don't care about appearance, I care about TRUTH and POLICIES. The Harris-Walz policy platform is what speaks to me and so that is what I'm voting for: kamalaharris.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Policy_Book_Economic-Opportunity.pdf
Um normal? Sad that the standard has dropped so low that Vance’s relentless deflecting, gaslighting, and lying is viewed widely as “normal “. Tim Walz was normal, in that he answered questions, discussed policy, and was truthful. That, I will give you. But not Vance.
For that comment alone Vance made about the coup, he should be mocked and derided and booed and voted out. A polite liar and evil fascist is no better than his orange, delusional boss.
The orange failed at all loser and Vance are like the old NAZIs. GREEDY as HECK. Walks across corpses. the loss of Roe V Wade and the harsh in violation of human rights abortion bans in deep red states, has costs women their lives already. some are known while many are unknown. thank you for voting blue
Australian here who loves the USA and has visited multiple times (40 states and counting). Please, please, voters of the USA, resume normal transmission in November!
Vance only said that cos he didn’t want MAGA to start erecting gallows on his front lawn. 👆(ps. In the old days, before 2020, my comment would be seen as an exaggerated joke; nowadays.. it’s not so unbelievable).
@@DissectGibberish Yeah. Vance is almost always normal, including eyeliner, and in drag at beer pong party. And oh, "they're eating the cats'' - so normal for MAGA Cult Republicans.
I rode 40 miles on my bike today and then worked. Got home and watched the part Colbert talked about Waltz eating pizza after 11pm just after exercising earlier and I almost choked laughing as I was literally eating pizza at 11:30pm!
@@jimhays2772 I will live vicariously. I ate yellow Spanish rice, black beans, and fresh WA corn with red peppers. Where are my greens. May get some peanut butter based veggie Thai pizza tomorrow. 11:17 pm craving. Thanks
President Biden rides a bicycle with his secret service guys surrounding him. I would like to see challenge Trump to a bicycle race. I doubt if Trump can ride a bike, he rides a golf cart all the time. When I played golf for my junior high and high school golf team, we were never allowed to ride a golf cart unless we were being taken off the course in a storm!!
It is very disturbing to think about him being president if the orange one were to pass on. He clearly lacks any moral center, he can look right into the eye of the American people and lie with impunity and no obvious “tells” means he’s perfectly ok with lying.
Watching from South Carolina. Been without power since Friday morning due to Hurricane Helene and likely get power tomorrow or Friday. Thanks for the laughs Stephen. I really needed it tonight.
Also there is an entire history of toilet development. A well used earlier model had you pulling the handle and releasing a set amount of dirt down into the receptacle. Then people were paid to haul this 'night soil' out, where it was processed into compost. Water flushing toilets became more of thing later, because they were more convenient and didn't require someone being paid to haul sh!t out of the cellar. Still though, there is an argument that using dirt is a more effective way of breaking down our sewage.
I want to take this opportunity to thank you for keeping us sane and smiling during these scary times of lies, deceit, political division and possible threat to our democracy! Coping through laughter!! Thank you!!🙏
You made the exact same joke on Jimmy Kimmel Live, so I'll give my same response: You give him far too little credit. I'm almost certain it is country wide!
When I heard "Water-free bathrooms", I was like "Is he talking about the outhouse?" with a head tilting to the side in confusion and wondered if he is that old enough to understand how the outhouses work. Is he trying to ask "where is the flush knob?" when he was in an outhouse? 🤔
Actually... He won't disappear in November. You bet he won't accept defeat. His supporters won't either. You better brace for whatever happens. Let's hope it won't last long, or be too bad. Then, the trials may start. Which will bring their own set of trouble.
@MariaMartinez-researcher As long as he loses the election, then after November he is going to be caught up in a whirlwind of legal problems that are going to only get worse. The flood gates are going to open wide and everything is going to come spilling out on him.
As Canadian, I thought I was watching a typical debate between two opposing parties here in Canada. I wasn't expecting such civility in political discourse (though we can spot an obvious liar in Vance)
Nothing typical about it. I'm not exaggerating or being biased. Vance lied his way through it. Not small lies nor misstatemdnts. Giant bold faced lies.
If America is so bad like trump saids ..why are ppl around the world trying to come to America by any means possible ?..vote blue and save the country from this old senile crazy man.💙💙💙💙💙
Because his moronic frothy mouthed worshipers believe it. Most of whom benefit from the work of liberals. I’ve never seen more stupid in my entire life.
Have you ever wondered why Trump wants SO VERY MUCH to rule over a country that he LOATHES? Clearly the Mango Mussolini is trying to gaslight the American public. Throw the creep in the garbage!
I am doing the Math, and it equals he is a Politician... This is how they Act... Now unless you are trying to be a Pure Populist (often meaning just a Socialist who is bribing the Population with Free Money from a Printing Press for their Vote till the Economy Collapses), you have to Sell Out to Corporation after Corporation to get the Campaign Donations to even be an Elected Official, that is the System we Live Under, so you Get a Bunch of Sellouts Running the Show, even selling us/US out to other Nations, like the Silent Generation did when they were Fully InCharge to China for an Example... Trump is Silent Generation, and or Occultic and Loves the Lodges, and just has a Peculiar set of Morals. Personally I can't wait till the Silent Generation and Boomers are Totally Out of Power, and Gen X is kept in Check by a Larger Millennial Population, because these Boomer Nut Jobs following their Silent Generation Elders is destroying this Nation, and they will rack up as much debt as they can get away with, because they aren't going to be around to have to Pay It Off, it's Generation Theft, and they are Villains who I am sick of being a Slave too...
I cannot believe CBS attacked Vance with a fact check, the audacity! 😂Reality and politics have diverged in America, I am so ready to embrace normal with Harris.
I can't believe that you consider Trump responsible for the insurrection isn't a lie. Why didn't they fact check that? Democrats want you to believe that the people involved in the insurrection actually believe the election wasn't stolen but were so blind to Trump's influence that they attacked the government. What a load of crap. You are truly divided if you would willingly hand your government over to foreign interests in a puppet regime rather than voting for someone who consistently puts America first over the global woke mind virus & the interest of other nations. WAKE UP!!
As someone who watched and paid attention, I admired how Walz answered the questions truthfully and substantively, where as Vance spewed nothing but lies while inserting Kamala Harris and “her” policies and administration during the past three and a half years, several times in every sentence claiming she was responsible for all imaginary failures ?!!! Will it be Vance’s administration if Trump is running the White House from Mar-a-Lago and his golf courses and his constant rallies and Truth Social ?😊
....💯💯Trump is a mad man .Please GET OUT AND VOTE💙💙💙💙As a Republican (not Maga) I am going to vote for Harris/Walz 2024, and I encourage all my fellow Republicans (not Maga) to do so...Lets fight for our country first before our party. Thank you all🙏💙💙💙💙💙..............
A vote for Harris is a vote for the party. She will have no power, she will be a figure head. Say what you want about Trump, but you can't say he's a conformist.
It's just so embarrassing that people like him even get close to a nomination for a vice-presidency. Doesn't the Republican Party have actual candidates with a serious programme that someone reflected on?
Well the MAGA crowd sees it as blatantly overstepping the afformentioned rules of NOT Fact Checking... you know, without thinking about the implications.
Hey “The Atlantic” - you forgot to mention that one participant may not have yelled and made slurs but did in fact lie about just about everything. Truth counts for something in this world.
I must tune in for the “ear episodes”-I only watch intermittently and it seems like every time I do he mentions his ears. I think it’s probably been about twelve times now.
The only way we are counting on you is that you don’t elect genocide enablers - but you probably voted for a Dem or Republican so you’ve failed the rest of the world.
Oh, Dear. Poor Otis. He was late making his appearance this spring too. But he's an old man, as bears go. May his heaven be a river full of slow salmon.
He was such a handsome old bear. I loved his ears, adorable. It's so awesome that Fat Bear Week gets national attention again! Thank you, Stephen Colbert!
@@bettyjones113 That’s the sound he makes whenever someone mentions another debate, or an interview with a real media outlet that won’t get on its knees to blow him. 😄
@@buzz5969 Poor uneducated MAGA. No imagination so all they can do is project back the attributes of convicted felon Dementia Donnie. Trump's excuse is his rotting brain but what is yours?
Trump said, "vote for me this time, and you won't have to vote again. We'll have it all fixed, so you don't have to vote again." Does this mean Trump will make JD Vance the dictator of America? ? 😵💫 . I'm voting for KAMALA to save our democracy. 💙
@@jkap34 Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
BUT we don't count on it. It's pretty much guaranteed that Trump can't ever shut his mouth, and that he will try to steal the election. WE can stop Project 2025 from becoming reality.
Just vote blue everyone. Please, the government for whatever reason is allowing a dictator to run. It shouldn't be up to the people to stop this, but for some reason it is. The law won't punish trump for his crimes, so we need to vote for Harris and stop this madness once again and make sure it never happens again.
He IS a dictator, but American laws prevent him from misusing his powers to the extent he wants to. Even repealing most of them is going to take a while. (Plus, he is far too incompetent to do much but bluster.)
Why won't the law punish Trump? Could it be that he's innocent? Or have you lost faith in your legal institutions? If that's so, why haven't you seen change under the Biden administration (or are they just not considered responsible for anything at all?). I mean the DOJ wasn't afraid to go after Trump (in clear Fascist fashion) legally to discourage him from running for office. Dem supporters aren't opposed to hold Trump to account for the insurrection but they are opposed to holding Harris to account for inciting assassination attempts on Trump. This is all just MSM propaganda to keep Americans fighting against each other to distract from globalist agendas in play (UN, WEF, WHO, to name a few). So, let's get to the question: which candidate is more likely to fall prey to globalist agendas? Which candidate is more likely to lead America into a world (perhaps even a nuclear) war? Which candidate is responsible for allowing dissidents into the US from other war torn countries; who have protested on one side or the other on American soil over issues related to conflict in their home country? Which candidate is willing to sacrifice the rights to safety & fairness for women & parents in favour the minority rights of the LGBTQIA++ group (under the pretense of serving inclusion & diversity). Who wants "more woke, not less" - further dividing Americans into gender groups? Which candidate is willing to sacrifice American prosperity in favour of addressing a concocted environmental "crisis"? On the environmental crisis debate, are homeless & poor individuals more or less likely to care about the environment? Is the poorer nation more or less likely to pollute the environment? Good grief, expand your perspective for crying out loud. Think of the long term damage this administration is doing to your culture and society. Be afraid of Fascism because that is a real threat - but for God's sake, learn what that is before labelling one candidate over another.
How nice to hear about politics and chuckle at the news. Thank you at Steven Co-bear. Also, I was relieved to see that 747 was fat and sassy and still in the competition. Lets all vote Blue to keep smiling!
I love Tim Walz’s “what the….”stare. Having your coach look at you like you’re the guy who puts out the training gear who has accidentally ended on the team for the Super Bowl should terrify Vance.
Need to have 2 hour debates because WE need fact checkers to hold politicians accountable ON THE SPOT
It used to be candidates debated until they said all they wanted to say. How different debates with different timelines? PLUS mandatory debate presence in the first one!
JD Vance demolished Tampon Tim. He and Donald Trump jr. are the future.
@@nsaurabh25 Yep, he told the best lies, the biggest lies, lies like never seen before.
@@nsaurabh25 he is going to lose. Biggly.
@@nsaurabh25calling him Tampon Tim is not the criticism and degradation that you think it is. Giving free tampon to people for their benefit is a win. Only an idiot like you would think it's the opposite.
Judge Chutkan and her righteous decision may have just saved us all.
Please please please 🙏🏽
Big Thanks to Jack Smith !!
What did she decide? I know I can go find it on Legal AF but if you could post it, cool
@@billjoynes3433 Yes of course.
@@petecoogan Jack Smith has released all the insider testimony (including Pence), and it's even more damning than before.
justifiying evil is even more dangerous than evil itself.
i think you’re right. committing evil is one thing; justifying evil encourages others to commit it as well.
Remember, evil spelled backwards is live...and lived spelled backwards is 😈..
Yes. I prefer Trump. He doesn't even try to hide his horribleness. His lies are not disguised as politeness. Oh god, what am I saying, defending Trump now?
@@Arete37 I understand you. Trump is crude and crass with his lying, and nasty when fact checked. Vance has been described by most as slick and smooth when he lies. Both are horrible persons, right? But a horrible person who can hide this trait behind a facade of civility is more dangerous.
Perfectly said. I agree❤.
Oh, bollocks, Vance was lying and gaslighting the whole time.
JD Vance demolished Tampon Tim. He and Donald Trump jr. are the future.
@@nsaurabh25just another dove on the chessboard - get a brain
No surprise there! Vance is taking classes from Trump!
He’s just like a sleazy car salesman. Unfortunately, a lot of people don’t notice they’re being conned
@@nsaurabh25 The future of our prison system, clearly.
I have been thinking how to decorate my yard for Halloween. I think I'm going to get a big yard sign of the Capitol on January 6th with the message, "If this doesn't scare the shit out of you, nothing will."
Great idea!
Absolutely! Brilliant!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Appropriately frightening.
Awesome idea
They're EATING the BEARS!!!
[ _RFK Jr. suddenly stops chewing_ ]
😂😂😂
JD lied a bunch; that should never be considered "normal"
Vance "won" because he's a smooth liar. What the F is America if that's what we consider the victor??
Well, normal to the MAGA republicans that is
When has politics not been about understanding what is really said, or not said?
Not saying that lying is ok, merely that it seems rather normal.
That’s exactly what I wanted to say. The media is making lying normal. That’s such a mistake.
True is was polite, but Vance lied all the way through the debate.
Trump trained him well.
Yep but the MAGA crowd, all those folk who plan to vote for Trump, will not take a blind bit of notice....
Liar, liar, Vance on fire 🔥 Wait, that makes him sound good. Vance on water 💦 Nope, that's wrong. Oh, forget it. Lol
How about, Liar, Liar, Vance for Hire. 1 Liar needed to try to make another Liar look Human. @@joshjones6072
Unbelievable. Some media trying to normalise Vance’s lying.
We are NOT going back!!
lets not go back to a secure border, 1.8% inflation and no wars...and lets let in another 20 million illegals! we're not going back to sanity!!!!!!
Hope not I can not sustain another 4 years of misery under this disasterous government that ruined this Nation!
Yes you are.
A nice polite fascist is still a fascist.
You support fascists in Kiev
they are only polite until they get power.
He’s a phony.
no matter how shiny it is - dog turd is dog turd.
It's almost scarier because they slip by easier that way.
That's what I've been saying, is Vance's sophomoric use of debate tricks to normalize the fascist platform, along with his smug smirk, evil masquerading. He makes my skin crawl. And typical of corporate media, they normalize it. Thank you so much for naming and shaming it, Colbert. And thank you for the belly laughs tonight. I really needed it.
He makes my Skin Crawl too....... Period !
You couldn't have said it better.
Agreed!
What is your definition of fascist please?
@tammykeller6097 Is more importantly what is your Is definition of fascism
Thanks for the laughs, Stephen. I needed that.
Thanx fir the severe gas pain...
No matter how nicely, calmly, and good naturedly you to lie throughout the debate, they are still lies, a liar doesn't win a debate, when you lie you lose!
*supposed to lose…
Unfortunately
I hope so.
I don't know about that. IQ45 lied all the way through his debate with Biden, but was still considered the winner 🙄
JD Vance demolished Tampon Tim. He and Donald Trump jr. are the future.
@nsaurabh25 aww, are you a troll, you cannot demolish anyone when all you say are lies. Think!
It's sad that Vance's unhinged rhetoric and inability to answer a simple question is being framed as "normal", just because he didn't yell and had intelligible sentences.
I agree, people are way to naive about what's up that his sleeves. He was lying through his teeth the whole time.
That is, in fact, very normal for politics.
He's Trump without the stupid!
@@gavinjenkins899 No it's normal for politics NOW. It didn't used to be like this.
@@bryanmachin2152 Yes it did, I don't remember any debate in my entire life where anyone answered questions straight. Unhinged rhetoric: usually that's on one side... but Reagan for example was extremely unhinged.
I am tired of everyone normalizing the non stop fire hose of lies that JD spewed, no matter how”polite”, it was NOT “NORMAL”
Agree! The lying and hate spewed by tRump and Vance consistently is NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR ❗ Educated and enlightened Americans are horrified and nauseated by their behavior and will be Voting ALL BLUE to get rid of the orange monster and his enablers❗💙💙💙⚖️🗽🇺🇸
It's the original Trump playbook... if you say one or two terrible false things you're cooked. If you say thirty no one knows which one to focus on and you end up sounding fine.
People just can't muster the energy to read through the fact-check list when it's that long...
He takes instructions well. He had to do something normal.
I have an idea. Instead of prison for the ever-so-guilty trumpy, they call for mandatory mental evaluation first. You know the sayin', "thar's a fine line 'twix genius and nuts"! 😉
VOTE BLUE FOR STABILITY 💙💙💙💙
VOTE BLUE FOR NORMALCY💙💙💙💙
Someone summed it up perfectly yesterday:
Tim Walz is the guy who would mow your lawn if you broke your leg.
Shady Vance is the guy who would complain to the HOA because your grass is too high.
Don't try to sweat talking for him. He lost, period. There was only one thing he had to do. DID DONALD TRUMP LOST THE 2020 ELECTION? NO!!! He didn't. So Walz wins.🏆
Tim Walz is the guy who would carry a baggie while walking his dog.
Vance is the guy who would let his dog crap on your lawn because he knows you'll just mow over it eventually.
@@bombshacalaca Then why did Trump praise him for his response?
@@bombshacalaca His city is burning under protests? Who says?
@@bongodave13 he was talking about the last few days of the protests instead of the whole entire thing "Audio of the call showed Trump said “I fully agree with the way he handled it the last couple of days”, and called Walz “an excellent guy”. look it up.
Vance won on composure, but Walz won on substance. In Vance's case, a lie stated with confidence is still a lie.
Vance lost composer when the moderator called him out on his bullshit. That was the moment Vance lost the debate
Wallz won on both.
That’s not composure. That’s pathological criminality 😊
Trying to bullshit himself right in.
I don't care about composure, I don't care about appearance, I care about TRUTH and POLICIES. The Harris-Walz policy platform is what speaks to me and so that is what I'm voting for: kamalaharris.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Policy_Book_Economic-Opportunity.pdf
Um normal? Sad that the standard has dropped so low that Vance’s relentless deflecting, gaslighting, and lying is viewed widely as “normal “. Tim Walz was normal, in that he answered questions, discussed policy, and was truthful. That, I will give you. But not Vance.
Can you imagine Waltz as president? Here comes the Pillsbury doughboy!!!
💯
@@vincentbaca790 Yes, way better than the convicted felon and his lying, neo-nazi henchman.
@vincentbaca79 take a look at Trump if you have to complain about Waltz. My God your comment is just dumb!
@@vincentbaca790 Better than the convicted felon and his lying neo-nazi henchman.
Just donated to the Harris/Walz campaign. We’re not going back. Let’s go forward. 😎
Awesome
yikes
Thank you 🌊 💪
@@kathybyerly7904j j. on ok i. ok ok i j j j jo
It's not enough that you're a traitor to our country that you also have to advertise it? You'll get yours someday.
Saying Trump "peacefully gave over power" is like saying "the assailant peacefully surrendered to the police, after he ran out of bullets"
Or like saying the slaves were free when they were freed
Well said.
Good analogy!
For that comment alone Vance made about the coup, he should be mocked and derided and booed and voted out. A polite liar and evil fascist is no better than his orange, delusional boss.
or the bandit asked politedly for my purse with the gun in his hand
There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and Trump/Vance.
Excellent observation of truth! Well said with logic and the spirit of fire 🔥 truth! I love your insightful truth!👏👏👏👏👏👏🇺🇲💙🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💙✌️
that’s statistically correct
The orange failed at all loser and Vance are like the old NAZIs. GREEDY as HECK. Walks across corpses. the loss of Roe V Wade and the harsh in violation of human rights abortion bans in deep red states, has costs women their lives already. some are known while many are unknown. thank you for voting blue
You’re brainwashed unc
Australian here who loves the USA and has visited multiple times (40 states and counting). Please, please, voters of the USA, resume normal transmission in November!
Vance won’t say Trump lost 2020 election. Walz says that’s a ‘damning non-answer.’ Was it normal?
It was a TKO! 💙
@@terryt.1643 Yes, it was.
Vance only said that cos he didn’t want MAGA to start erecting gallows on his front lawn.
👆(ps. In the old days, before 2020, my comment would be seen as an exaggerated joke; nowadays.. it’s not so unbelievable).
IF you permit people to leave non-answers to direct questions; then Vance is almost normal.
@@DissectGibberish Yeah. Vance is almost always normal, including eyeliner, and in drag at beer pong party. And oh, "they're eating the cats'' - so normal for MAGA Cult Republicans.
I rode 40 miles on my bike today and then worked. Got home and watched the part Colbert talked about Waltz eating pizza after 11pm just after exercising earlier and I almost choked laughing as I was literally eating pizza at 11:30pm!
😂😂beautiful!!! Hope the pizza was delicious!
@@jimhays2772 I will live vicariously. I ate yellow Spanish rice, black beans, and fresh WA corn with red peppers. Where are my greens. May get some peanut butter based veggie Thai pizza tomorrow. 11:17 pm craving. Thanks
😂😂😅
You are America!! 😂🤣
President Biden rides a bicycle with his secret service guys surrounding him. I would like to see challenge Trump to a bicycle race. I doubt if Trump can ride a bike, he rides a golf cart all the time. When I played golf for my junior high and high school golf team, we were never allowed to ride a golf cart unless we were being taken off the course in a storm!!
Lying shouldn’t be normal
Harris is abnormal....Abby Normal!!
JD Vance looked like the kinda guy who would calmly look into his kid's eyes as he as he strangled his puppy.
Yes- he is a cheeseburger away from being president.
That is a scary thought!
To punish the child for something extremely minor.
@@Wud-f2r punishment for the puppy peeing before the door got opened...
Vance has already shown himself to be questionable with kids.
It is very disturbing to think about him being president if the orange one were to pass on. He clearly lacks any moral center, he can look right into the eye of the American people and lie with impunity and no obvious “tells” means he’s perfectly ok with lying.
Watching from South Carolina. Been without power since Friday morning due to Hurricane Helene and likely get power tomorrow or Friday. Thanks for the laughs Stephen. I really needed it tonight.
Glad you are safe.
I hope you, your neighbors and your family are safe and dry.
Same
I live in Greenville South Carolina
Very ruff here
Definitely needed the laughs
I’m so sorry you’ve had to go through that disaster. I hope FEMA and the National Guard can reach you with the help you need, and you get power asap!
Thank God you are safe! I hope you all get the help you need to get back on your feet. Praying for all that were affected by the hurricane.
Would have been 'normal' ONLY IF * _IF_ * lies were CALLED OUT!
FYI, Water-Free Bathrooms have been used for a long time. They are called outhouses.
😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@nonya.biznessThere is nothing like traveling the rest of the world to open your eyes!
Also there is an entire history of toilet development. A well used earlier model had you pulling the handle and releasing a set amount of dirt down into the receptacle. Then people were paid to haul this 'night soil' out, where it was processed into compost. Water flushing toilets became more of thing later, because they were more convenient and didn't require someone being paid to haul sh!t out of the cellar. Still though, there is an argument that using dirt is a more effective way of breaking down our sewage.
Although Trump was probably talking about a bidet :)
Steven you are my Guru you have saved me so much grief and heartache for 9 years of this crazy monster
Right..guru...a regular ganesh...
Wait till you realize he is just saying what he is told to say to make trump look bad
I want to take this opportunity to thank you for keeping us sane and smiling during these scary times of lies, deceit, political division and possible threat to our democracy!
Coping through laughter!! Thank you!!🙏
J D Vance was so full of crap last night, he could have clogged-up every toilet in the Tri-State area.
Yes! An Uber-liar-extraordinaire is still just a LIAR
You made the exact same joke on Jimmy Kimmel Live, so I'll give my same response: You give him far too little credit. I'm almost certain it is country wide!
Jd lady vance wanted to look cute with that pink tie.
Hah! My phrase for it is: The lies Vance was hacking up would have choked someone with a less well-trained gag reflex.
@@kingjamos2422 I am not very clever. I don't have many jokes. But at least their mine.
"Water-free bathrooms." Where's Jon Stewart's Huh?-graph when you need it.
iDJiT forgot the term "port-a-potty"?
iDJiT can't remember "outhouse"?
When I heard "Water-free bathrooms", I was like "Is he talking about the outhouse?" with a head tilting to the side in confusion and wondered if he is that old enough to understand how the outhouses work. Is he trying to ask "where is the flush knob?" when he was in an outhouse? 🤔
@@thomasbraeking6225 Yes! I was like, "A port-a-john?" Port-a-potty, port-a-let, outhouse, etc. 😂
"He peacefully handed over power" is worse than Jerry Ford's "The Polish people certainly don't think they're dominated by the Soviets" in '76
Normal? Except for the constant stream of Vance lies.
Someone who lies as frequently as Vance--or Trump--is NOT normal. They are pathological liars, and you can't trust a word they say.
Well, there we are. Lying obviousy but coherently is somehow considered "normal"
In truth, it shows how dim many of these news anchors and producers are.
Trump is the longest nightmare I've ever had I can't wait to wake up in November
Actually... He won't disappear in November. You bet he won't accept defeat. His supporters won't either. You better brace for whatever happens. Let's hope it won't last long, or be too bad.
Then, the trials may start. Which will bring their own set of trouble.
if you think it'll end in november, regardless of the outcome, you're dreaming
@@MariaMartinez-researcher can't wait for the trials. Much more fun than having his nightmare presidency again
Please help us! Trump is a nightmare!
@MariaMartinez-researcher As long as he loses the election, then after November he is going to be caught up in a whirlwind of legal problems that are going to only get worse. The flood gates are going to open wide and everything is going to come spilling out on him.
As Canadian, I thought I was watching a typical debate between two opposing parties here in Canada. I wasn't expecting such civility in political discourse (though we can spot an obvious liar in Vance)
Nothing typical about it. I'm not exaggerating or being biased. Vance lied his way through it. Not small lies nor misstatemdnts. Giant bold faced lies.
We weren't expecting that either, I thought Vance would make an even bigger ass of himself than he did.
Walz's face watching Vance making the most outlandish claims is so relatable
Those were hunger pains..
If America is so bad like trump saids ..why are ppl around the world trying to come to America by any means possible ?..vote blue and save the country from this old senile crazy man.💙💙💙💙💙
Of course, they were also trying to come in when he was president. That's why so many kids were put in cages.
This country is built on immigration. Unless you're native American or Mexican (yeah, I said it) you too are an immigrant to this land.
That's Fascism 101. Invent a monster. Frighten the masses with the monster. Promise to protect them from the monster.
Because his moronic frothy mouthed worshipers believe it. Most of whom benefit from the work of liberals. I’ve never seen more stupid in my entire life.
Have you ever wondered why Trump wants SO VERY MUCH to rule over a country that he LOATHES? Clearly the Mango Mussolini is trying to gaslight the American public. Throw the creep in the garbage!
Killing it tonight. Laughing so hard
Me too!
Vance repeatedly stated Trump is Hitler.
Vance stated he is completely loyal to Trump.
Do the math.
That sums it up easily for the magas or not?
LOVE YOU!
I am doing the Math, and it equals he is a Politician... This is how they Act... Now unless you are trying to be a Pure Populist (often meaning just a Socialist who is bribing the Population with Free Money from a Printing Press for their Vote till the Economy Collapses), you have to Sell Out to Corporation after Corporation to get the Campaign Donations to even be an Elected Official, that is the System we Live Under, so you Get a Bunch of Sellouts Running the Show, even selling us/US out to other Nations, like the Silent Generation did when they were Fully InCharge to China for an Example... Trump is Silent Generation, and or Occultic and Loves the Lodges, and just has a Peculiar set of Morals. Personally I can't wait till the Silent Generation and Boomers are Totally Out of Power, and Gen X is kept in Check by a Larger Millennial Population, because these Boomer Nut Jobs following their Silent Generation Elders is destroying this Nation, and they will rack up as much debt as they can get away with, because they aren't going to be around to have to Pay It Off, it's Generation Theft, and they are Villains who I am sick of being a Slave too...
@@brendamckenzie7795 Maga don't do maths.
MASTER NARCISSIST & JR NARCISSISTIC
I cannot believe CBS attacked Vance with a fact check, the audacity! 😂Reality and politics have diverged in America, I am so ready to embrace normal with Harris.
Reality has an obvious political bias and has no place in a presidential debate.
It wasn't a fact check, it was "Just to clarify..." 😅
That’s why he lied all through the debate. He thought he wasn’t going to be fact check
Normal? Where have you been these last 3 years, starting with Afghanistan? Crikey!
I can't believe that you consider Trump responsible for the insurrection isn't a lie. Why didn't they fact check that? Democrats want you to believe that the people involved in the insurrection actually believe the election wasn't stolen but were so blind to Trump's influence that they attacked the government. What a load of crap. You are truly divided if you would willingly hand your government over to foreign interests in a puppet regime rather than voting for someone who consistently puts America first over the global woke mind virus & the interest of other nations. WAKE UP!!
As someone who watched and paid attention, I admired how Walz answered the questions truthfully and substantively, where as Vance spewed nothing but lies while inserting Kamala Harris and “her” policies and administration during the past three and a half years, several times in every sentence claiming she was responsible for all imaginary failures ?!!! Will it be Vance’s administration if Trump is running the White House from Mar-a-Lago and his golf courses and his constant rallies and Truth Social ?😊
I was yelling at him, “she’s not in the White House, dumb head! She’s the V.P.!”
Don't forget...January 6th was not a Facebook ad.
You're looking over the fact that Walz also wants to ban "hate" speech. Any and all forms of censorship are repugnant to the constitution.
@@jessepacheco6020 They are not. Actually read the constitution please.
@@jessepacheco6020freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences
It wasn't?
I'll never forget watching Jan 6th unfold live. I was horrified. Not unlike watching horrific 9/11. 😢
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I say that all the time. The scariest thing about 01/06 is that is was carried out by Americans. That is hard to get your head to wrap around.
Very much like that. Horrifying and unbelievable.
No one at my job cared! I was like, "I don't think you understand the gravity of what is happening"
I was depressed for months after 1/6. I don’t even like watching the footage.
"A beautiful Mr and Mrs couple..."
I hear dog whistles... Does anybody else hear dog whistles?
I can almost hear the voices in Trump's head.
The homophobia isn't subtle
....💯💯Trump is a mad man .Please GET OUT AND VOTE💙💙💙💙As a Republican (not Maga) I am going to vote for Harris/Walz 2024, and I encourage all my fellow Republicans (not Maga) to do so...Lets fight for our country first before our party. Thank you all🙏💙💙💙💙💙..............
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Thank you. Country over party! I love real Republicans.
A vote for Harris is a vote for the party. She will have no power, she will be a figure head. Say what you want about Trump, but you can't say he's a conformist.
I am registered I am voting!! Kamala/Walz 2024!!
@@tammykeller6097 😂😂😂😂 But you CAN say he's a malignant narcissist and a pathological liar with fascist tendencies... NO AND HELL NO TO DUMP.
Except for all the lies Shady Vance said.
He was competing against DonOLD Grump to set the world record for most lies in one debate.
Band appreciation comment 🎀: their joy and happiness when they play the music at the end is so uplifting. I'd live to see / hear more of them.
vance makes my skin crawl
He already looks like a creepy lego figure that sat in the sun too long, who knows what is on the inside...
Vance instantly lost when he complained that he was being fact checked. At that moment everyone knew he was a worthless liar
Trump voters don't care.
He admitted to the dog eating fiasco being made up. I trust no one that thinks that kind of behavior is “normal”
It's just so embarrassing that people like him even get close to a nomination for a vice-presidency. Doesn't the Republican Party have actual candidates with a serious programme that someone reflected on?
I think we knew he was a worthless liar before he opened his mouth.
Well the MAGA crowd sees it as blatantly overstepping the afformentioned rules of NOT Fact Checking... you know, without thinking about the implications.
Stephen I have to say that you actually make me laugh out loud at times just like today.
"Boring is good" is what my therapist taught me about relationships. It also works in politics. lol
Jobs too! A boring job is a safe job and leaves room to appreciate other parts of your life.
I second that and agree with you 100%!
Your therapist is a bore...
@@vincentbaca790I think that could be a good thing, vincentbaca790.
Hey “The Atlantic” - you forgot to mention that one participant may not have yelled and made slurs but did in fact lie about just about everything. Truth counts for something in this world.
Never noticed your ear, Stephen, until you just mentioned it, doesn't matter anyway! ❤ from the UK....
I hadn't noticed either. Definitely does not matter. Love Stephen!! ❤️💙🇺🇸
@DragonNinja4680 me too, love Stephen. The way he dances around your politics (amongst others) is pure brilliance! ♥️from across the pond 🇬🇧
Ever see Paul Stanley's ear?
I must tune in for the “ear episodes”-I only watch intermittently and it seems like every time I do he mentions his ears. I think it’s probably been about twelve times now.
Voted yesterday absentee from Europe. Saw confirmation of ballot receipt this morning. Git ‘er done America. The whole world is counting on us. 💙💙💙
Yes we really are counting on you, America!
Thank you for voting
Thank you!!!!
The only way we are counting on you is that you don’t elect genocide enablers - but you probably voted for a Dem or Republican so you’ve failed the rest of the world.
Oh, Dear. Poor Otis. He was late making his appearance this spring too. But he's an old man, as bears go. May his heaven be a river full of slow salmon.
Poor sweet Otis! He was a fave! ❤️🩹
He was such a handsome old bear. I loved his ears, adorable. It's so awesome that Fat Bear Week gets national attention again! Thank you, Stephen Colbert!
10:40 I laughed really good at the RFK junior remark and thank you Mr. Colbert, I needed that laugh.
The last 8 years have felt like a roller coaster ride you can't get off of. Does anybody even remember what "normal" felt like?
Hmmm. . . . When the right wing media spent two weeks discussing President Obamas tan suit.
Not as long as the buffoon has been around.
No, not really.😕
The young voters (18 years old this election cycle) grew up under the Trump/MAGA disruption.
Not since Harris proclaimed her first word 🥗 salad...Opportunity economy? Crikey!😊
You’re the best Stephen ❤❤❤
No coincidence that "Sewer balloons" are RED!!!!
Trump wasn't even there for the handover - the spineless loser flew to Florida.
He left like a dog
Cluck cluck cluck cluckety cluck cluck
Bush was there like "don't lump me with that guy"
@@bettyjones113 That’s the sound he makes whenever someone mentions another debate, or an interview with a real media outlet that won’t get on its knees to blow him. 😄
He isn't a gracious winner or graceful human and he lost most ungraciously.
I am so tired of Trump’s stupidity, his foul mouthing and his constant lying. It’s been going on for way too long
Thats the only thing I like about Trumpy. Dude cracks me up. DEMS already screwed America with Open Borders so Im VOTING TRUMP! 😅😂🍻✌🏻🇺🇸😊
And I am tired of ALL the idiots that support him. He is only the front man for THEIR vileness.
@@buzz5969 Poor uneducated MAGA. No imagination so all they can do is project back the attributes of convicted felon Dementia Donnie. Trump's excuse is his rotting brain but what is yours?
@@buzz5969 OK, comrade. There is your chair behind you.
@@buzz5969
Hey, not-so-smart. The border is NOT any more open than it ever was. This is just one of the many, many lies of trump.
Give a bonus to whoever put together the "Does This Taste Hunny?" cover. That is incredibly well done!
Vote blue for normalcy and sanity 💙💙💙💙💙
You gotta vote blue down the ballot, because the Republicans will try to sabotage a Democratic administration by any means everywhere.
Thank you for uploading this before midnight.
3:59-4:12 is perfection. Especially the little choke in Stephen's voice when he says, "That man is America! . . . I feel seen!"
Trump said, "vote for me this time, and you won't have to vote again. We'll have it all fixed, so you don't have to vote again."
Does this mean Trump will make JD Vance the dictator of America? ? 😵💫 . I'm voting for KAMALA to save our democracy. 💙
No, he obviously will make it a law the president is allowed to pick their successor and just pick his family down the line.
No Trump's ego is too big to allow Vance over him. ❤
@@jkap34 Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
good point
Tell Trump the wannabe dictator to take a long hike off a short pier--into Arctic waters.
We hope Donnie stops talking, we hope he doesn’t try to steal our election, and we hope P25 doesn’t end hope.
BUT we don't count on it. It's pretty much guaranteed that Trump can't ever shut his mouth, and that he will try to steal the election.
WE can stop Project 2025 from becoming reality.
If DonOld wins the entire globe will lose
Just bc JD Couch said things calmly, does not mean it's "normal" to lie and gas light for an hour and pretend he's speaking truth
Just vote blue everyone. Please, the government for whatever reason is allowing a dictator to run. It shouldn't be up to the people to stop this, but for some reason it is. The law won't punish trump for his crimes, so we need to vote for Harris and stop this madness once again and make sure it never happens again.
VERY well said! My thoughts exactly. Exactly.
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He IS a dictator, but American laws prevent him from misusing his powers to the extent he wants to. Even repealing most of them is going to take a while. (Plus, he is far too incompetent to do much but bluster.)
Why won't the law punish Trump? Could it be that he's innocent? Or have you lost faith in your legal institutions? If that's so, why haven't you seen change under the Biden administration (or are they just not considered responsible for anything at all?). I mean the DOJ wasn't afraid to go after Trump (in clear Fascist fashion) legally to discourage him from running for office. Dem supporters aren't opposed to hold Trump to account for the insurrection but they are opposed to holding Harris to account for inciting assassination attempts on Trump. This is all just MSM propaganda to keep Americans fighting against each other to distract from globalist agendas in play (UN, WEF, WHO, to name a few). So, let's get to the question: which candidate is more likely to fall prey to globalist agendas? Which candidate is more likely to lead America into a world (perhaps even a nuclear) war? Which candidate is responsible for allowing dissidents into the US from other war torn countries; who have protested on one side or the other on American soil over issues related to conflict in their home country? Which candidate is willing to sacrifice the rights to safety & fairness for women & parents in favour the minority rights of the LGBTQIA++ group (under the pretense of serving inclusion & diversity). Who wants "more woke, not less" - further dividing Americans into gender groups? Which candidate is willing to sacrifice American prosperity in favour of addressing a concocted environmental "crisis"? On the environmental crisis debate, are homeless & poor individuals more or less likely to care about the environment? Is the poorer nation more or less likely to pollute the environment? Good grief, expand your perspective for crying out loud. Think of the long term damage this administration is doing to your culture and society. Be afraid of Fascism because that is a real threat - but for God's sake, learn what that is before labelling one candidate over another.
Great reporting by Stephen Colbear.
Colbert did "THE WEAVE" about the DJ being set on fire!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Colbert has *the* best "Whooo!" out there.
Makes me laugh out loud every time!
Whooo! 😂
He should be a contestant on the Gong Show...
How long after the innauguration would Vance take to invoke Article 25?
He would never do it, he's craven. And that's actually scarier because he wouldn't do it even if he absolutely should.
Well, Trump said he wants vice-presidents to rat out presidents who are not "all there". Wouldn't that be ironic??? 😮
Just long enough for Trump to take the Oath of Office and sit his fat self in the White House.
Either way he’d still be one cheeseburger away from the seat!
According to what Trump and Vance have been spouting, the VP can make policies and enact them-would be funny to see Trump’s reaction if JD tried it!
Someone please analyze JD Vance's obsession with cats. First it was 'Cat Ladies', followed by,...'Hatians in Springfield eating cats'.
Cat got your tongue?
Someone check RFK Jr's freezer 🥶🐻🤣
Now _that_ was a Colbert cold bear joke.
Somebody checks Colbert's bourbon blood...
Thanks for the Riverdance. I needed that!
Vance didn't just lie, he told the exact opposite of what reality is. It's like a game, he says something that means the polar opposite thing is true.
MAGA (Morons Against Great America) 💙 Vote Blue across the board HARRIS/WALZ 2024 “We aren’t going back” 💙
Best use of an acronym ever
Morons Against Great America.. I'm stealing that
Moronic arrogant gullible assholes
Misogynistic assholes grifting America
Nice "steal"
Almost choked at "setting the dj on fire." Lol
Whybthe violence?
Walz's facial expressions when Vance lies, are priceless
This is what Trumpism has done to American politics. Everyone was expecting a WWE promo and not a VP debate.
Love it and You Colbear.😊
How nice to hear about politics and chuckle at the news. Thank you at Steven Co-bear. Also, I was relieved to see that 747 was fat and sassy and still in the competition. Lets all vote Blue to keep smiling!
Yeah yeah BEARS!!!! OTIS, our thoughts and prayers('bears') are with you...
Cheering for ‘da BEAR! 🐻
Vote BLUE. Donable Lector is nucking futs!
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Spot on honest and hysterical as always. Thank you very much once again my friend!
Unbelievable...
Claw & Order with Detective Munch
LOL
I love Tim Walz’s “what the….”stare. Having your coach look at you like you’re the guy who puts out the training gear who has accidentally ended on the team for the Super Bowl should terrify Vance.
Walz should have laughed at Vande, like Harris did with Trump.
That exposes the obvious lies much better.
Did his team win anything besides exposing themselves to coaches bs?
Walz looked like he shat his pants the whole time.
@@jessepacheco6020 To you maybe. To me he looked like he couldn't believe the bullsh!t he's hearing from Shady Trans.
This is one of the most intelligent and well presented monologs I've ever heard you do. Thank You
"...because of his big ol' butt."
🎵🎶I like big bears and I cannot lie...🎶🎵
9:53 was really expecting another CBS Tracker joke 😂
the bears are missing, this is a job for TRACKER
I never noticed colbert's ears until this show, now I can't unsee it
Isn’t pass Donald Jail Time.😂
Thanks to you Trump we haven’t had American hope since 2016
HANDS DOWN......
This HAS to be one of the best monologues you have ever done sir! In the top 3 for sure.
Holy crap! I never saw that about his ears…. Thats hysterical 😭…lol
I will never unsee that!!
This is the comment I came for. 😅 I was like, "WHAT? NO!" I never would have noticed if he didn't point it out! 😯
Walz & his wife are more of new yorkers than trump and his lil bastards are.
Water free bathrooms? I guess we'll all have to figure out how the three seashells work. 😁
I love when Stephen goes back and forth out of the camera frame doing his routines.
He's actually running from the hook...