Really? Trump is helping the Americans who lost everything in Georgia and North Carolina. You people that watch this crap need to pay attention to what is really happening to our country, because of the corrupt Democratic party @jokendrick2124
@bonniedickey. Yes, and any public figure cannot throw tantrums. That is a state most of us do not admire. If you can't give a speech--telepromter or not--you're not equipped to be president. One more reason not to vote for him. On the other hand, I would love a Trump presidency if I don't take it too seriously--which means I abandon my county. It would mean beautiful chaos for four more years. He could continue to stack the Supreme Court and ban abortions, and leaving it up to the states is a really bad idea. But I'm going to live with or without trump of harris. I started taking guided meditation online courses and learned breathing techniques. I'm not blaming it all on trump, just most of being kicked out of my equilibrium. Tantrums attract parental figures but that also means they are children and need someone to keep them in check. That's not my responsibility as a constituent. Not even close. You ask too much. At least Carter had and endpoint resolution to a problem. Trump just cares about you to win an election for a job he is not qualified. Vote blue and save our country. Vote red and see you in the Gulag.
Does JD Vance seriously believe that interracial couples aren't a thing in other countries? Never mind the fact that it used to be very much illegal in the USA...
“DJT is like an old boyfriend who you broke up with, but he just won’t go away. He has spent the last four years spinning the block trying to get back into a relationship with the American people. Bro, we broke up with you for a reason. tRump can spin the block all he wants, but there’s no reason for us to ever get back together...Been there, done that. We’re not going back!” Congressman Hakeem Jeffries, at DNC
I often visit the American Cemetery near Cambridge. I always shed a tear when I look out at the thousands of American graves so beautifully kempt , bearing the names and home States of these brave men and women; most of them teenagers. Not one bears the SLUR "Sucker" or "Loser." Yet MAGA supporters are about to vote for a "man" who would have this carved into their gravestones. Peter-UK.
Grew up being friends with US military families stationed in Heidelberg, West Germany who were decent and very patriotic people. They were Conservatives and I wouldn't be surprised if most vote for Trump.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313😳 ? ! VOTE, for whom ? For Pete’s sake, why would * they vote for Trump ? Haven’t they heard how Trump disrespects those serving in the * Military ? ! 😡🤯😤🤬
You should try watching a real comedian. I don't even care that he mocks Trump! It's just become an obsession! There is also SO MUCH great material with Kamala too and it isn't used. To be fair I stopped liking him a long time ago. My roommate watches him and still thinks SNL is funny so... I used to HATE Trump, and it just fed into that. I really stopped being able to stomach him when he tried to make the whole thing with not having sexually explicit books in schools like it was just a bunch of hicks burning books. It COMPLETELY misrepresented what the actual issue was... I just don't like being preached to and lied to by EITHER side and it be masked as "comedy"! There are and have been some AMAZING comedians! It is just sad how things have become! I mean George Carlin was GREAT! He was INCREDIBLY liberal but incredibly funny!
I strongly disagree! The whole purpose of a debate is for the public to get a sense of the ability of each candidate to not only expound his or her own policies and values, but to challenge those of his or her opponent. And that should include challenging the lies or misstatements of that opponent. The purpose of a moderator (if there's a moderator at all) should be to merely guide the topics of discussion and try to ensure a sense of decorum, not babysit the participants by fact-checking their opponents.
No need for a teleprompter, eh? He threw a big fit at a rally a while back after the teleprompters stopped working, and it's all on camera. The fit ultimately ends with him saying that he isn't go to pay whoever set them up, but he literally admits to relying on them.
Vance's little diatribe about meeting his wife was so weird. Firstly, he says that he grew up in a country that doesn't teach you to see skin colour first. I'm sorry, but what country is he talking about? Secondly, him saying that that's a "cool thing" that can only happen in America is just so bizarre. Does he think that mixed-race couples just don't exist in other countries?
@@DeloresSimpson-go7yf His golf course in Scotland. The northest place in Europe, men tell me Sir, Europe has the best whites, the best blondes, Europe, especially the higher you go in the North. Beautiful girls, I just kiss them, it comes naturally. No golf courses like them in the world. Other billionaires, nothing like it, the golf servants talk a _little weird_ but I have interpreters at my Scotland places. 🙄 🤦 😂
He doesn't speak like I would expect from a Yale Law School grad, or an author. He also said the immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, that he's defaming are from Haitia
@@2hacksbuilding82 Democrats are NOT trying to destroy anybody's way of life. How would that even be possible, if you really think about it? It's more like asking everybody to scooch over at a crowded table to make some room for everybody in the family, and to make sure nobody skips over anybody else when passing around the entree or takes seconds and thirds before everybody else has had the chance to have firsts. 💙
mini Guillermo is the greatest. Also, I've noticed how Guillermos wit and humor have been shining through the in the skits they do. I'm so glad he's on the show. I am a fan of Jimmy and his viewpoint.
trump's "mentally disabled" comment is really not something we should see as a joke. This is really going too far, saying these things in rallies or press conferences, and should be called out 24/7. You KNOW it would be if Kamala had said it.
Agreed! I work with people that have mental, physical, emotional and neurological disabilities every day, Mr. Trump is just projecting his own issues onto his opponents. He is scared, that he will lose to a woman who is so much smarter than him
If Kamala said it about Trump, she would be making a statement of fact. Trump demonstrates frank signs of frontotemporal dementia, as well as a melange of psychiatric maladies. The problem is that he would need proper evaluations by a real doctor, and he won’t let one of those near him.
Can you imagine the mentality of the working-class people attending his rallies that stand by him as he tells them that he doesn't like to pay out overtime pay.
@@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339most times the son doesnt even become any where close to the man the father is, I hope you are relinquished to the care of professionals 6x faster than you brought your father to them..
Please, his kids are just hoping he bites the big one before he can change his will again, otherwise he would be in a gold colored rubber room somewhere.
I guess you have not listened to one rally-- TRUMP POLICY Drill oil,lower taxes for employees and corporations, tarrifs on products not made in America.. No tax on Tips and overtime, close the border. end the war IN UKRAINE !
Yeah, but at this point, it is only easy and not fun. Any joy garnered from his endless humiliations is undone by the realisation that he continues to haunt the country like a petulant ghost who died of syphilis.
If you're the Republican candidate for governor of North Carolina, Trump says you can grab trucks by their hot exhaust pipes. So Mark Robinson followed directions.
I burned my leg many years ago on the exhaust pipe of my Dad's BMW motorcycle. We just went for a ride and, as I was getting off, my lower leg touched the hot pipe. I can barely see the scar now, but it's still there.
Well yes, for EVERYONES sanity. But also for everyone’s safety. I really don’t understand how they let him run for office again after this dude has been impeached twice and has 34 convicted felonies! Like how?!
Regarding emergency responses, 4 years ago, when Trump was president, we couldn't find toilet paper and were using refrigerated trucks as morgues. We are much BETTER now than 4 years ago. ... I'm voting BLUE.💙
@@treetopjones737 Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
1.3 million COVID dead and counting. Looking through the CDC records by county, the vast majority of the 1.3 million are from the counties that went for Trump in 2020.
So true - Trump and his pet MAGAblicans are trying to convince americans that they didnt live through what they lived through. Gaslighting of the lowest degree, "you werent unhappy and frustrated during Trumps presidency - you were very happy, you just forgot" WTF?
Have you not noticed or do you have the capacity of a 6th grader to not realize that jimmy kimmel and all media talks to you as though youre in 7th grade? And you keep seeking it bc its all you can fathom ...
Keep in mind though that the right wing noise machine is still throwing an insane temper tantrum about the single correction and mic muting Vance had to deal with despite the fact that it was only once.
If he was my relative - I would be seeking help for him. Not propping him up to run the entire country. It's completely unbelievable that this race is close.
@@Saint-t9t The PROPOSED 28th amendment "Today Governor Gavin Newsom proposed a 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution to enshrine fundamental, broadly supported gun safety measures into law. While leaving the 2nd Amendment unchanged and respecting America’s gun-owning tradition, the Governor’s proposal guarantees common sense constitutional protections and gun safety measures that Democrats, Republicans, independent voters, and gun owners overwhelmingly support - including universal background checks, raising the firearm purchase age to 21, instituting a firearm purchase waiting period, and barring the civilian purchase of assault weapons." You are thinking of The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which addresses presidential succession and disability. It was ratified on February 10, 1967.
He only ran again because he knew he was probably going to go to jail. That's why he can't be bothered with things like policy. He just wants to stay out of prison.
Veterans for Harris-Walz! Trump's Project 2025 plan would massively cut veterans health care benefits. We need Harris and Walz to save veterans lives! 💙
We need to tax rich people less. Then they won't care if we starve. Maybe all the homeless should show up in mass and move in with the billionaires. Five or ten thousand at a time .
"The only thing he hates more than paying his employees overtime is paying his employees at all." There has been no more precisely or better characterisation of the Donald up to now.😂😂🎉
The two reasons Trump doesn't talk about "policies": 1. He doesn't have any. 2. Policies are meant to help the middle class and Trump couldn't care less about helping the middle class, or anyone else for that matter.
How does trump accuse Harris of not doing anything the last four years when he knows she’s VP but when he was president, he had every opportunity. Oh wait, he did do stuff. Just not stuff h the at benefits the American people, only what benefits his pocket.
If they had gone for the Menard's rebate joke, I bet they would have known that it's 11%, not 10%. Seriously... people across the Midwest are offended that SNL didn't fact check something so basic.
@@Birdyblue12 I agree 100% At first I was disappointed it wasn't who they initially announced, Steve Martin but I was pleasantly surprised Jim did such a good job.
Husker du and Replacements are my favourite band since I was a teenager, and I'm not even american. To hear their names in a show like this it's incredible...
Jimmy, you are unbeatable. And, I didn't have to read this from a teleprompter. And as President Obama always says, "Don't get mad... VOTE!" (and VOTE BLUE.)
I'm Metis, it means mixed blood, mom's side is Sioux/Blackfoot, dad's side is Welsh/Irish. Metis people are the definition of interracial diversity and we've been recognized as our own First Nations sub-group. Technically people have been interracially mixing since before Homo sapiens evolved, our ancestors mated with Neanderthals, Cro-Mags and Homo heidelbergensis and modern folks still carry those genes in their DNA. Different cultures can have different blood types even though they can share the same skin color or be different skin tones and same blood types like the Caucasian Germanic hunter/gatherer tribes that divided into light skinned Nordic people like the Danes and Celtic Vikings and darker skinned Mediterranean folks like the Portuguese and Spanish. In the end all humans originated from the same genetic lineage, the only reason to think of humans as different races (as opposed to cultures) is if you're trying to deny the fact of evolution and put one above the others.
@@UserNameWasCensored "Race??? Are you serious??? We're all of the same race. Technically we're called homo sapiens sapiens." I was looking for this comment.
If you're part of the GOTV in your community consider asking your state's Democratic party what their plans are for having observers at the polls and when votes are counted. In a thriving democracy, everyone has a chance to vote and all votes are counted. Time for a wellness check on democracy in the U.S. of A. 🇺🇲
As someone from a tiny, insignificant, country, it's hilariously terrifying watching the circus that the most powerful country on Earth's politics has become! 😅😅
OMG😮😮😮! JD Vance! What a fool! He makes it sound as if he was the first person in this country to marry a person of a different race. Does this dud really think that we are all MAGAts?
I was born in Singapore of Chinese and Indian parents. Colloquially, I was called a 'Chindian'. I am blessed because of my 'mixed blood' and multi-ethnic background. The world would be a better place if people inter-mixed, breaking down the artificial concept of 'race'.
Trump took bricks from a business that was damaged in the hurricane to construct a decorative wall around a podium at a campaign event. That's called *LOOTING*
He didn’t do a damn thing, he ordered _other_ people who do not work for him to do it. He then demanded the local officials provide him an audience instead of helping the people affected by the hurricane-for hours on end!
@@mikeserot1410 Biden’s decline is less cognitive and more motor, and he’s trying way too hard to compensate. Trump shows Frank frontotemporal dementia.
The food throwing reminded me of when he was in Puerto Rico after the hurricane throwing paper towels.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one. It reminded me of that too.
He’s clearly in a class by himself.
More like classless or no class!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The food throwing is so degrading.
Which is exactly how Trump views everyone.
They were beautiful tremendous paper towels
Jimmy Carter our 39th President just turned 100 today! He is more mentally sharp than Trump is. And he’s 22 years his senior!
Jimmy Carter has always been a respectful, smart, decent man.
Carter has more heart in his pinky-nail than Trump has in his actual bloated heart.
He also has a heart and integrity.
Happy Birthday Jimmy!
Not the most Charismatic President but his positive part is still 100 times more than Orange Cheeto has ever had.
The Walz Lindell skit is memorable!! Thank you folks!
It's no shock that trump is trying to force himself on America after she said no
Good one! 👏🏻👏🏻
@@lawrencecole6527"She said no" in 2020. That's what he's talking about
@@HeavyInstinctYeah America chose a divorce after 4 years
@@lawrencecole6527
Duh...2020 was a NO.
Hopefully, 2024 will still be a NO.
Nice one
Thank you Jimmy for all you do to mock Trump!!!
Wonder if he watched since it didn’t begin with him?
Hopefully he made to 2:00 to hear the crowd cheering.
Trump is an easy target and provides so much...nonsense.
Really? Trump is helping the Americans who lost everything in Georgia and North Carolina. You people that watch this crap need to pay attention to what is really happening to our country, because of the corrupt Democratic party @jokendrick2124
Love how easily Kimmel is able to get under Trumplestiltskins skin. 🤣🤣
And then he throws tantrums if his teleprompter doesn't work.
@bonniedickey. Yes, and any public figure cannot throw tantrums. That is a state most of us do not admire. If you can't give a speech--telepromter or not--you're not equipped to be president. One more reason not to vote for him. On the other hand, I would love a Trump presidency if I don't take it too seriously--which means I abandon my county. It would mean beautiful chaos for four more years. He could continue to stack the Supreme Court and ban abortions, and leaving it up to the states is a really bad idea. But I'm going to live with or without trump of harris. I started taking guided meditation online courses and learned breathing techniques. I'm not blaming it all on trump, just most of being kicked out of my equilibrium. Tantrums attract parental figures but that also means they are children and need someone to keep them in check. That's not my responsibility as a constituent. Not even close. You ask too much. At least Carter had and endpoint resolution to a problem. Trump just cares about you to win an election for a job he is not qualified. Vote blue and save our country. Vote red and see you in the Gulag.
I love how you just call him out 😂👌🏼
Everyday I comment 'keep your foot on his neck' and it never gets stale, he does it EVERYDAY and it never gets old...
Does JD Vance seriously believe that interracial couples aren't a thing in other countries?
Never mind the fact that it used to be very much illegal in the USA...
@@HylianFox3 I think he would be fine with Link marrying Zelda, but Mipha? No way. 🥰🤣
His poor wife was the first international student at the University who was too slow to think of that excuse when he asked them out.
He's redunk
I’m engaged to a black man now and I’m Cherokee. That’s very interracial. 😂
Let’s look at his marriage-
Many would say his marriage is one!!
“DJT is like an old boyfriend who you broke up with, but he just won’t go away. He has spent the last four years spinning the block trying to get back into a relationship with the American people. Bro, we broke up with you for a reason. tRump can spin the block all he wants, but there’s no reason for us to ever get back together...Been there, done that. We’re not going back!” Congressman Hakeem Jeffries, at DNC
Y'all are killing me with the tRump ! Im readying it like T-Rex 😂😂😂😂
Great analogy 💙💙💙💙💙
I’ve never had an old boyfriend like trump! So , no, I don’t understand this analogy. Who would want a boyfriend like trump in the first place?! 🤢
What's "spin the block" mean, please? 😊
I mean, a relationship break up doesn't mean necessarily the end. In this case, yes
I often visit the American Cemetery near Cambridge. I always shed a tear when I look out at the thousands of American graves so beautifully kempt , bearing the names and home States of these brave men and women; most of them teenagers. Not one bears the SLUR "Sucker" or "Loser." Yet MAGA supporters are about to vote for a "man" who would have this carved into their gravestones. Peter-UK.
Grew up being friends with US military families stationed in Heidelberg, West Germany who were decent and very patriotic people. They were Conservatives and I wouldn't be surprised if most vote for Trump.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 if they’re voting for Trump, they may be patriots, but not to America.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313some won't this time, hopefully.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313😳 ? ! VOTE, for whom ? For Pete’s sake, why would * they vote for Trump ? Haven’t they heard how Trump disrespects those serving in the * Military ? ! 😡🤯😤🤬
@@cotus2408 Vote for Harris not for Trump the military draft dodger
Love It Jimmy !!! you keep it REAL 😂🤣🇺🇸💙vote to heal our Nation 💙🇺🇸💙💙💙
😂😂😂
Wow... sorry but "real"?! He lies and misrepresents things JUST as much as the stuff he is attacking!
I love our comedians ❤. They keep me sane.
Yes, Trump is a big Joke!
You should try watching a real comedian. I don't even care that he mocks Trump! It's just become an obsession! There is also SO MUCH great material with Kamala too and it isn't used. To be fair I stopped liking him a long time ago. My roommate watches him and still thinks SNL is funny so... I used to HATE Trump, and it just fed into that. I really stopped being able to stomach him when he tried to make the whole thing with not having sexually explicit books in schools like it was just a bunch of hicks burning books. It COMPLETELY misrepresented what the actual issue was... I just don't like being preached to and lied to by EITHER side and it be masked as "comedy"! There are and have been some AMAZING comedians! It is just sad how things have become! I mean George Carlin was GREAT! He was INCREDIBLY liberal but incredibly funny!
Mr Walz.. during the debate, be sure to 'couch' your words carefully. You want to 'cushion' their effect on Unwanted Ad Vance.
Politics makes strange hide-a-bed fellows!😁
Very clever!
@@HairynosedWombat163 Nice moniker!😁
Is that Andy Richtor?
Vance watching this and wondering why ppl are laughing at him. The guy has zero clue.
You and your team are the greatest Jimmy. I'm glad you are in the 'normal' orbit with us. 🌜🌏🌠🌟🌔
Jimmy just keeps getting better and better 😅😅😅😅!!!🎉🎉🎉
The Walz and Lindell toilet sketch is bottomless fun, thank you. Vote Blue.💙💙💙
HüskerDu
Andy Richter?!? Great sketch! MORE!
For a second, I was like "Lindell, you're not thinking what I'm thinking you're doing, are you?
@tomsenft7434 - Hell yeah. The 80s Minneapolis indie rock scene was great.
Studio audiences should be banned.
Fact checking should be mandatory on all debates. Considering how gullible half the population is.
Absolutely! Did you read my comment? I expound upon this very topic!
wilfully ignorant - a subtle difference
I strongly disagree! The whole purpose of a debate is for the public to get a sense of the ability of each candidate to not only expound his or her own policies and values, but to challenge those of his or her opponent. And that should include challenging the lies or misstatements of that opponent.
The purpose of a moderator (if there's a moderator at all) should be to merely guide the topics of discussion and try to ensure a sense of decorum, not babysit the participants by fact-checking their opponents.
I thought it was.
I totally agree
No need for a teleprompter, eh? He threw a big fit at a rally a while back after the teleprompters stopped working, and it's all on camera. The fit ultimately ends with him saying that he isn't go to pay whoever set them up, but he literally admits to relying on them.
His followers don't watch his rallies, they won't notice.
Heck, even the few who show up in person don't sit through his speeches.
His comments seem so improvised though. The crap that he says, nobody would program a teleprompter to display such things.
MABY HE 🤪 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A TELEPROMPTER IS 🤔 ?????
Mentally impaired. Every Accusation is a confession.😮
Precisely.
Say again???
yep lol
@@JKJ-v3w in other words, LOOK WHO's TALKING!
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black-the man is out of his mind and long overdue for jail time.
You cannot be out of what you never had...
Projection is his only friend.
Vance's little diatribe about meeting his wife was so weird. Firstly, he says that he grew up in a country that doesn't teach you to see skin colour first. I'm sorry, but what country is he talking about? Secondly, him saying that that's a "cool thing" that can only happen in America is just so bizarre. Does he think that mixed-race couples just don't exist in other countries?
Probably. Has he ever been out of the country?
@@DeloresSimpson-go7yf His golf course in Scotland. The northest place in Europe, men tell me Sir, Europe has the best whites, the best blondes, Europe, especially the higher you go in the North. Beautiful girls, I just kiss them, it comes naturally. No golf courses like them in the world. Other billionaires, nothing like it, the golf servants talk a _little weird_ but I have interpreters at my Scotland places. 🙄 🤦 😂
@@DeloresSimpson-go7yf Oh gosh, my bad, I was talking about Trump. Now, Vance? Somehow I suspect he's never been to India...
He doesn't speak like I would expect from a Yale Law School grad, or an author. He also said the immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, that he's defaming are from Haitia
And it was one of his professors who fixed the two of them up. Apparently, a Yale law student couldn't get a date ..... wonder why....@@Over.It.999
VOTE REASON 💙 NOT TRE45ON
VOTE MAGA OUT of Government
We got rid of the tea party. Maga is next.
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The destruction of my way of life is unreasonable. Wtf is wrong with you folks?
@@2hacksbuilding82 Democrats are NOT trying to destroy anybody's way of life. How would that even be possible, if you really think about it? It's more like asking everybody to scooch over at a crowded table to make some room for everybody in the family, and to make sure nobody skips over anybody else when passing around the entree or takes seconds and thirds before everybody else has had the chance to have firsts. 💙
Pass.
So nice to see Andy Richter again. He should do Tim Walz more often, he's great.
As usual every time he says something disparaging about someone else it’s always about HIM
It's called projection, and intelligent people are (finally) catching on. MAGA never will.
Every accusation
A Confession
Totally agree 😅
Always been !
Facts
Andy Richter as Walz!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Love his shirt: Harris/ Me
mini Guillermo is the greatest. Also, I've noticed how Guillermos wit and humor have been shining through the in the skits they do. I'm so glad he's on the show. I am a fan of Jimmy and his viewpoint.
trump's "mentally disabled" comment is really not something we should see as a joke. This is really going too far, saying these things in rallies or press conferences, and should be called out 24/7. You KNOW it would be if Kamala had said it.
Agreed! I work with people that have mental, physical, emotional and neurological disabilities every day, Mr. Trump is just projecting his own issues onto his opponents. He is scared, that he will lose to a woman who is so much smarter than him
No, we shouldn't see trumpy's comment as a joke. We should see trumpy as the joke 😃.
Yes. Yes
If Kamala said it about Trump, she would be making a statement of fact. Trump demonstrates frank signs of frontotemporal dementia, as well as a melange of psychiatric maladies. The problem is that he would need proper evaluations by a real doctor, and he won’t let one of those near him.
My mom was a Special Education teacher, so this bothers me.
I remember when patriotism didn't involve self-righteous billionaires expressing contempt for fellow Americans.
No. Patriotism has ALWAYS been about hate.
Can you imagine the mentality of the working-class people attending his rallies that stand by him as he tells them that he doesn't like to pay out overtime pay.
@@francesw.6774 I just assumed a lot of those people don’t actually pay attention to what he says… because if they did… and they still support him… 🤔
it still doesn't involve any of the maga cult's antics.... ;-)
So you are like...200 years old?
The moon/mini-moon clip was fun. Great clip Jimmy!
You joke, but if my dad was talking like that I'd bring in the professionals. He needs help.
When my dad was speaking at twice the capacity at trump, we brought him to professionals.
Trump was at “24 hour nursing care” at least 3 years ago!
Well your dad did a fine job of raising you didnt he
@@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339most times the son doesnt even become any where close to the man the father is, I hope you are relinquished to the care of professionals 6x faster than you brought your father to them..
@@jakobwild5886 agreed
Please, his kids are just hoping he bites the big one before he can change his will again, otherwise he would be in a gold colored rubber room somewhere.
He's a petulant 8 year-old. He doesn't talk about policy bc he doesn't UNDERSTAND policy. He just needs to disappear.
Please, make it happen! 😂
I guess you have not listened to one rally-- TRUMP POLICY Drill oil,lower taxes for employees and corporations, tarrifs on products not made in America.. No tax on Tips and overtime, close the border. end the war IN UKRAINE !
@@ReneeSchultz-yf1xw He needs to eat lead, BIGLY 😂
8 year-old? Really? 8? 4. He is a 4 year old, at best.
There are a lot of 8 year old that has more sense than this 78 year old.
Keep up the Great Fight Jimmy!
Why didn't Donald Trump divert that hurricane with his magic Sharpie?
iKR. In 24 hours. 😂😂😂
The Magic Sharpie is now a Magic Tampon for Ivanka.
@@NICKPORTER8855 I doubt she is capable of having anymore children, thank god.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Ran out of ink 😂
Preach Jimmy!! Preach!! Vote Blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Man, Andy knocked it out of the park as Waltz! 👏👏👏👏
Trump makes mocking and humiliating him way too easy...and fun! 😅
And fair and deserving!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's the ONLY thing I will miss about him.
Charming is He not 😂 Yup nose is growing again 😂
I no longer find it fun. A major American disaster that is inevitably going to happen is not fun.
Yeah, but at this point, it is only easy and not fun. Any joy garnered from his endless humiliations is undone by the realisation that he continues to haunt the country like a petulant ghost who died of syphilis.
Trump is having another bad Harris day.
LOL Good one!
And bad hair day. His hair looks purple now and he just is not a person that colored hair looks good on 🫤
Excellent!
Nice 😂
😂😂😂 Freaking great pun 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Andy Richter back on late night, love it!
Guillermo is not a moon. He's a heavenly body!
So true!
Adorable and funny
😂😂😂
How sweet! ☺☺☺
Grabbed the exhaust pipe of a semi truck; here's your sign!
He thought the steroids would protect him
@@intomnia3313
Not steroids, BigMacs
😂😂😂💙💙💙
If you're the Republican candidate for governor of North Carolina, Trump says you can grab trucks by their hot exhaust pipes. So Mark Robinson followed directions.
I burned my leg many years ago on the exhaust pipe of my Dad's BMW motorcycle. We just went for a ride and, as I was getting off, my lower leg touched the hot pipe. I can barely see the scar now, but it's still there.
The only thing keeping me sane every election is the two Jimmies and Colbert.😂
Not really a fan of Colbert. His jokes are like a sour lemon.
@@peterpiper7441Piece of advice: Then maybe don't watch his show if you're not a fan of his humor
And Seth Meyers...
Yes!
Yes!
That guy NEEDS to be put away for my own SANITY!!!
Not for _your_ sanity, for _OUR_ collective sanity!!!
For everyones' sanity for sure!!!
Not just yours, but mostly for his cultists'... Fortunately (or unfortunately!) they don't seem to be able to perceive that...! 🫣
Well yes, for EVERYONES sanity. But also for everyone’s safety. I really don’t understand how they let him run for office again after this dude has been impeached twice and has 34 convicted felonies! Like how?!
Regarding emergency responses, 4 years ago, when Trump was president, we couldn't find toilet paper and were using refrigerated trucks as morgues. We are much BETTER now than 4 years ago. ... I'm voting BLUE.💙
He lied about it and encouraged fools to go out and spread it.
@@treetopjones737 Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
1.3 million COVID dead and counting. Looking through the CDC records by county, the vast majority of the 1.3 million are from the counties that went for Trump in 2020.
😂😂😂
So true - Trump and his pet MAGAblicans are trying to convince americans that they didnt live through what they lived through. Gaslighting of the lowest degree, "you werent unhappy and frustrated during Trumps presidency - you were very happy, you just forgot"
WTF?
Thank you Jimmy!
Andy Richter back on a late night talk show just feels right! Great Tim Walz impression 😂
I was wondering if anyone else realized that was Andy Richter haha
It's so weird to see Andy Richter talking to another talk show host that isn't Conan O'Brien. 😂
@@SmilingNinja Ya took me a second. Conan and Andy and Andy are so funny. Andy was on Conans podcast a couple months ago on TH-cam
Good to see Andy Richter again.
great to see Andy back on late night!!!
"Uno? I knew you was a Mexican!" really got me in that Tim Walz-Mike Lindell interaction.
I thought FOX couldn't be beat with their absolute nonsense! Welp folks then there's NEWS MAX!!
I suppose you like govt run medias like MSNBC and CNN where they tell you what to think and how to vote by simply not reporting contradictory news
It’s like he’s running for president of the seventh grade. Talk about crazy, insane, and not a serious candidate 🤦♀️🤬🤯 VOTE💙🇺🇸🫡💙
You spelled second grade wrong 😂trump was never as smart as a fifth grader 😂
He would get kicked out of school. Why tf isn’t he getting kicked out of his campaign?
Yup, promises more recess, cult believes it, can’t deliver. 😂
Have you not noticed or do you have the capacity of a 6th grader to not realize that jimmy kimmel and all media talks to you as though youre in 7th grade? And you keep seeking it bc its all you can fathom ...
It's his most fierce supporters' mental age....
That demonstration of the moons was helpful.
I know mentally ill people who would be a better president than him and wouldn't suggest crazy ideas like the purge.
Kristallnacht 2.0
@@karmaalstad5588 I'm not proposing a night of broken glass. Maybe Trump is. Idk
@@TheOfficialTarynTots
Me neither, its been talked about quite a bit in the TH-cam comment sections.
@@karmaalstad5588 I haven't seen anyone say it. Why are they doing it? Why did you?
@@TheOfficialTarynTots
I have seen such statements plenty of times today.
Why did I what?
You do a better job at fact checking than the debate (and Wall St Journal) journalists
Media should never have been monetized the way it is.
Keep in mind though that the right wing noise machine is still throwing an insane temper tantrum about the single correction and mic muting Vance had to deal with despite the fact that it was only once.
I found Trump's mentally impaired comments inspiring! They inspired me to send a big contribution to the Harris campaign. Thanks Duh-Duh-Duh-Don!
Gop ahead waste your money
Thank you Guillermo
And mini Guillermo
Guillermoon
The skit IS golden. Give then an OSCCAR FOR the short film. Almost lost my water after Mike Lindell's head popped up!
better than SNL ...
I know now what killed the Ty-D-Bol Man.
Reminds me of something I will never forget..when he tossed paper towels to Puerto Rico.
Donnie is clearly not cognitively capable to continue... there should be a referee to call a TKO...
Vote 💙 folks!
Vance will 28th ammendment him immediately.
If he was my relative - I would be seeking help for him. Not propping him up to run the entire country. It's completely unbelievable that this race is close.
You can tell he is worried because he is getting even more vile in his comments.
@@Saint-t9t The PROPOSED 28th amendment "Today Governor Gavin Newsom proposed a 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution to enshrine fundamental, broadly supported gun safety measures into law. While leaving the 2nd Amendment unchanged and respecting America’s gun-owning tradition, the Governor’s proposal guarantees common sense constitutional protections and gun safety measures that Democrats, Republicans, independent voters, and gun owners overwhelmingly support - including universal background checks, raising the firearm purchase age to 21, instituting a firearm purchase waiting period, and barring the civilian purchase of assault weapons."
You are thinking of The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which addresses presidential succession and disability. It was ratified on February 10, 1967.
@@Saint-t9t Never thought of that but lately it seems laws are really wide open for interpretation.
He only ran again because he knew he was probably going to go to jail. That's why he can't be bothered with things like policy. He just wants to stay out of prison.
Running FROM prosecution. Not running FOR office
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My Ex-wife is black. I am white. Married many years. And I don't live in the USA. Get over yourself Vance.
Veterans for Harris-Walz!
Trump's Project 2025 plan would massively cut veterans health care benefits.
We need Harris and Walz to save veterans lives! 💙
Tampon Tim, or stolen valor Tim will not get votes from the military people
We need to tax rich people less. Then they won't care if we starve. Maybe all the homeless should show up in mass and move in with the billionaires. Five or ten thousand at a time .
Please please vote blue down the ballot. This is not a drill. We need overwhelming numbers.
"Drill baby drill" shouldn't apply to voting or flagrantly destroying the earth. Earthquakes in west Texas is not climate change.
As someone who has been and voted Republican since Ronnie, I wholeheartedly agree. The Repugnican party has lost it ethics and its collective mind.
Minorities for TRUMP
I loved the mini-moon demonstration.
😂👍
🇺🇸 TRUMP 2024. 20-24 YEARS BEHIND BARS 💙
In solitary confinement so he won't have an audience. It will destroy him.
10 years would be a life sentence for him at his age & health.
Love it. 😻
👏🏽
Oh imagine him eating prison food and deflating.
"The only thing he hates more than paying his employees overtime is paying his employees at all." There has been no more precisely or better characterisation of the Donald up to now.😂😂🎉
Hope you saw the look on the faces of some of those paid spectators when he said that 😅.
The moon demonstration was hilarious 😂😂😂 i needed that
9:49 omfg... THAT'S ANDY RICHTER, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!
Also love the "HARRIS/ME" t-shirt
He's a perfect Walz!
Lol thanks. I was checking to see if this was actually Walz 😅
Oh my god you’re right!
The two reasons Trump doesn't talk about "policies": 1. He doesn't have any. 2. Policies are meant to help the middle class and Trump couldn't care less about helping the middle class, or anyone else for that matter.
3. He wouldn't be able to keep track of the details of any real policy.
@@terri6854 You're absolutely right, Terri! Thanks for adding to the list! 🤗
Hilarious! The dude that plays Mike Lindell is spot on.
Andy Richter does a great Tim Walz. LOL
Idk man, James Adomian as Skibidi Lindell killed me this time around
It took me half the skit, wondering why I knew him. On par with Gaffigan's.
Andy Richter and Jim Gaffigan as Tim Walz! That's so great!
Chicken Tenders in Alam, Paper towls in Puerto Rico, Trump"s generosity knows no bounds!
If you vote for Harris, you too could help shut trump up for life.
Right to the moon Trump right to the moon !- (inspired by The Honeymooners)
Let's vote 💪💪
@@serendipitouslytranscenden8843 BANG! ZOOM! ASL! How sweet it is!
As if we needed another reason but damn that's a good one.
Trump 2024
When trump says, "Most people don't know...", that is trump speak for... he hasn't got a clue!
Or for "I just found out" 😂
Means he didn’t know
Like a toddler who just learned something new.
How does trump accuse Harris of not doing anything the last four years when he knows she’s VP but when he was president, he had every opportunity. Oh wait, he did do stuff. Just not stuff h the at benefits the American people, only what benefits his pocket.
Andy topped Gaffigan with the Walz performance. Great minnesota references by the writers too.
If they had gone for the Menard's rebate joke, I bet they would have known that it's 11%, not 10%.
Seriously... people across the Midwest are offended that SNL didn't fact check something so basic.
Loved the Husker Du reference!!! 14:39 💙💙💙
@@rodneywilkinson7 Yes! I've read Tim Walz really is a fan, too
Hell yeah Andy Richter as Tim walz
Jim Gaffigan on SNL was good
I think Andy Richter's impersonation is a few yards ahead 🏈
Thank u. I thought his voice sounded familiar. lol
@@Birdyblue12 I agree 100% At first I was disappointed it wasn't who they initially announced, Steve Martin but I was pleasantly surprised Jim did such a good job.
Not gonna lie Andy sounded a touch like Chris Farley which almost made me shed a tear 🥲 RIP Chris .. Andy you did a awesome job .
I'm glad that Jimmy explained his moon.
Mike LIndell got kicked by a horse twice at the fair.
Smart horse 🐴 🐎
Oh My God did Husker Du just get a mention on Kimmel????
Now i can die happy!
Husker du and Replacements are my favourite band since I was a teenager, and I'm not even american. To hear their names in a show like this it's incredible...
Jimmy, you are unbeatable. And, I didn't have to read this from a teleprompter. And as President Obama always says, "Don't get mad... VOTE!" (and VOTE BLUE.)
As a Canadian with interracial friends, I can confirm the USA isn't the only place where people fall in love with people of other races.
My British daughter is married to a Japanese guy so chalk that one to either the U.K. or Japan I guess.
Race??? Are you serious??? We're all of the same race. Technically we're called homo sapiens sapiens.
I'm Metis, it means mixed blood, mom's side is Sioux/Blackfoot, dad's side is Welsh/Irish. Metis people are the definition of interracial diversity and we've been recognized as our own First Nations sub-group.
Technically people have been interracially mixing since before Homo sapiens evolved, our ancestors mated with Neanderthals, Cro-Mags and Homo heidelbergensis and modern folks still carry those genes in their DNA. Different cultures can have different blood types even though they can share the same skin color or be different skin tones and same blood types like the Caucasian Germanic hunter/gatherer tribes that divided into light skinned Nordic people like the Danes and Celtic Vikings and darker skinned Mediterranean folks like the Portuguese and Spanish. In the end all humans originated from the same genetic lineage, the only reason to think of humans as different races (as opposed to cultures) is if you're trying to deny the fact of evolution and put one above the others.
@@UserNameWasCensored "Race??? Are you serious??? We're all of the same race. Technically we're called homo sapiens sapiens."
I was looking for this comment.
@@johncatty6560それをバイデンが日本に歓迎するように言った侵略者達にも言ってくれませんか？
😂 HARRIS AND WALTZ. All the way.
If you're part of the GOTV in your community consider asking your state's Democratic party what their plans are for having observers at the polls and when votes are counted. In a thriving democracy, everyone has a chance to vote and all votes are counted.
Time for a wellness check on democracy in the U.S. of A. 🇺🇲
JD Vance will demolish Tampon Tim in the debate.
Its amazing to see his people 😮
Jimmy you are having way too much fun.
Isn't it great? 💙💙💙
Their science demonstrations are the best.
Great explanation of astronomical events
Like he did in Puerto Rico for hurricane María throwing paper towels in a major disaster relief operation
Just remember that the people can help put trump in jail just by voting blue down the line
As someone from a tiny, insignificant, country, it's hilariously terrifying watching the circus that the most powerful country on Earth's politics has become! 😅😅
OMG😮😮😮! JD Vance! What a fool! He makes it sound as if he was the first person in this country to marry a person of a different race. Does this dud really think that we are all MAGAts?
YES, it does, then puts the lotion in the basket.
he's a toad at the bottom of a well.
Does the dud think at all?
Trump: "Kamala is mentally impaired"
Also, Trump: *gets destroyed by Kamala in a debate*
If Kamala is mentally impaired, but wrecked Trump at the debate, what does that make Trump?
@ElijahBradford-sk8ep I don't think Harris destroyed trump but trump buried his own self
@@teve90both ways
@@DisillusionedDembug hitting a windshield?
😂😂😂😂
😂😂I love Kimmel, I don't know what I would do without the awesome trump jokes. Keep em coming
Me either…..
It's not harris who is mentally impaired. It's Trump who is mentally impaired.
Trump is master of projecting his problems
Yes and also she’s much more enjoyable to look at ❤️
His accusations are really confessions. Textbook narcissist.
Oh I'm Rubber You're Glue huh?
Isn't it funny that he admitted losing the debate "by a whisker" to a mentally impaired woman?
I was born in Singapore of Chinese and Indian parents. Colloquially, I was called a 'Chindian'. I am blessed because of my 'mixed blood' and multi-ethnic background. The world would be a better place if people inter-mixed, breaking down the artificial concept of 'race'.
👍💙🇺🇸
You need to get an award for this one!!
Trump took bricks from a business that was damaged in the hurricane to construct a decorative wall around a podium at a campaign event.
That's called *LOOTING*
Terrible stacking job as well.
He didn’t do a damn thing, he ordered _other_ people who do not work for him to do it. He then demanded the local officials provide him an audience instead of helping the people affected by the hurricane-for hours on end!
@carolyntalbot947 that just blows my mind that a private citizen thinks he can do anything like that.
He finally got his wall built, but Mexico didn't pay for it.
😮
Why are we not talking about his purple hair?
Another bad dye job. He probably did it all by himself, just like his makeup!
It’s not worth the effort. He looks ridiculous all the time anyway 😊
I thought it was because of the glass shield in front of him
There's no need, ridiculous as everything
It's just a spotlight.
So odd that a grown man would act so dysfunctional weird 🤔
Trump's mental state is clearly in sharp decline, as evident from his recent speeches.
He needed psych help.
@@zachriley7132 America is in a bad spot right now.
And he and his followers wanted Biden to drop out because he wasn't too sharp
@@mikeserot1410Biden passed his dementia on to trump after he dropped out
@@mikeserot1410 Biden’s decline is less cognitive and more motor, and he’s trying way too hard to compensate. Trump shows Frank frontotemporal dementia.