Trump's Rose Garden Hissy Fit, Plus The Dumbest Thing The President Has Ever Said

[@DanielTsosie]

"For some reason she tested positive." Wow. This stable genius can't connect the dots.

[@tiff7880]

Right!? Like it fell out of the sky and hit her in the head....🤦‍♀️

[@zencat55]

I think he believes the test is like a vaccine or voodoo.

[@jamestowns653]

Donald Trump, the first overwhemingly retarded President in the History of the United States.

[@jamestowns653]

Also the scary part is, I believe trump has the CV, but got the tools to suppress the coughing and shit

[@tamarawilson6739]

Sigh! So apparently in his mind the tests are supposed to actually prevent the virus, otherwise they are just useless. Sigh! Face palm! Oh crap! I touched my face!

[@majortom8990]

It is heartening to see the love in the Colbert household. Humans being human. Keep it up.

[@tophers3756]

It's a bit sickening to think what it's like when the Trump household gets together.

[@penelopepigeon8505]

Topher S
Took Melania 5 months just to move to the WH. I don't think either of them missed each other.

[@notsure1969]

He manages to stay very professional at home...until Benny comes around.

[@tammybastion7419]

The dumbest thing he ever said? HOW DO YOU PICK JUST ONE?

[@danoduncan1763]

I picked just one... EVERYTHING !!!!... >:(
#presiDUNCE

[@abbeygrantham1191]

Yea let's get someone who is real intelligent, Like Joe Biden to replace him!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Trump 2020!!! Keep America Great!!!

[@wendybirnie3324]

Abbey Grantham HAHAHAH!!

[@aimnationals3996]

I like the real-life stuff going on and the dog is adorable! Let's see more of the dog!

[@Julie1019]

I appreciate them keeping in the moments where the dog interrupts the take, we are all dealing with those moments as we work from home and it's comforting to see it for celebrities too.

[@djdj500dr]

I don't want television to be anything but this ever again.

[@pdoylemi]

THis seems like one of the most lovable, and possibly dumbest dogs on the planet :-)

[@immersivegamer7640]

Sweet Jesus. The wordsalad coming out of this Presidents mouth is sickening... wake up America!

[@generic3725]

Yes!! Let’s VOTE him out!!! Check your voter registration asap!! Encourage others to register to vote asap!!

[@uofc57]

I like that Stephen can make his own son laugh, and that he talks to his dog like a person - “What are you doing here?”

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

uofc57 How else should we talk to our pets? They understand us better than we understand them, and they are part of the family.

[@rmaraist]

IT WOULD BE A JOY TO HAVE OBAMA BACK.

[@carlmcfuggit1747]

It will never happen, Trump will be your president another 4 years

[@lotusvine9590]

🇺🇸

[@tattoomee7106]

@@carlmcfuggit1747 Guess your prediction is WRONG!!! Thank God! Lol.

[@Alonzo2k8]

Would you like a cup for your tears

[@hosermandeusl2468]

I'm deeply disturbed by the fact that comedians make more sense than our nation's leaders!

[@nostromo7928]

The court jesters of old had license to needle the king. No one else did. I guess Stephen, Seth, Fallon, Kimmel and others are our modern-day court jesters. :)

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@nostromo7928 lmao. No, that would be barr.

[@dancepiglover]

I almost cried when he showed a picture of Obama. I miss having a leader. And I miss feeling comfortable and safe.

[@Squalla1]

He makes me miss Dubya, let alone Obama. Both comparatively excellent when you think about the apocalypse scenario that will be the Trump v. Biden general-pick your sex offender!

[@Tommyoda]

Even the silly smoke detector was an emotional moment. 🥴

[@dancepiglover]

@@Squalla1 Trump makes GWB look like Lincoln. We thought GWB was bad then, but those were more innocent times, when we didn't know what "bad" was.

[@chriszerkel5874]

Me too

[@lauragn4300]

Dance we all miss Obama🇺🇸

[@gtigner6791]

“Beep...uh...beep...look...fire.” 😆

[@joedixon1806]

The most stupid thing ever he says is every time he opens his mouth...

[@degenerati]

“ ...and, for some reason, she tested positive “. What a dilweed.

[@zesty9815]

Maybe if there were some sort of pandemic going on, I could understand someone testing positive -- but "she tested positive _out of the blue."_

[@MiTmite9]

Yeah. You nailed it. That was one of my favorite parts of his ramble.

[@marysketch4772]

But the test is only good for short amount of time. Could walk right out and get it again. I'm no Trump fan but I don't see what a test does but give authorities something to go on at that moment to trace and quarantine. But in terms of assuring me someone doesn't have the virus, not much help. I don't see how that qualifies as the dumbest thing he's ever said.

[@tn_onyoutube8436]

fra setch - that is becoming a Trump team trope. And it is bollocks. This disease is not all that easy to catch, and if people practice safe distancing and wear masks, and take precautions there is absolutely no likelihood that you will catch it minutes or hours after taking the test. Unless you are irresponsible and stupid, for example attending multiple meetings and not taking precautions (as clearly she did).
It is ridiculous to say tests are worthless just because it is possible to catch the virus, and is a perfect excuse for governments who do not have a solid testing regime. Like the US does not, nor the U.K.

[@CCFQuelex]

@@marysketch4772 He's definitely said a lot worse.

[@naftulzvi3353]

That's a horrifying thought that he's STILL, 3+ years later, topping his stupidest statements.

[@mizzypoo4827]

Naftul Zvi
He said next year will be a great year... he knows something everyone don't know... election rigging...??

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

Getting worse ...............

[@telectronix1368]

@@mizzypoo4827 It might well be better next year......when he and the rest of the gop are out of the wh and into minority in congress.

[@notsure1969]

I never thought anything could top "windmills cause cancer".

[@maciel7021]

I think he's got dementia.

[@beccasmith5694]

"transition to greatness next year"
Is this when he's voted out?

[@michaelgillard3499]

..."YESSSSS!?👏👏👏👏👏🎵🎶🎵🎶🌷👍😎

[@johns4384]

Your spot on Becca

[@unbroken-5151]

You really want that half dead old coot Biden running things? Good God woman get a clue!

[@beverly719]

@@unbroken-5151 a houseplant would be better than the Donald

[@beccasmith5694]

Unbroken - and trump isn’t on his deathbed? I’d rather have AOC in office, she’s exactly what this country needs.

[@vivianaarose]

I LOVED it when the dog came in and Evelyn, the darling is all apologetic

[@weaselworm8681]

Don’t engage Trumpers. Just make damn sure you vote him out this year.

[@ruleten9575]

Hillary 2016, Biden-Reade 2020.

[@micheleneal3113]

Anyone who would vote for Biden is an idiot. He dosent know where or who he is. I can't wait for TRUMP to debate this idiot. All you never trumpers need to stop watching CNN & MSDNC turn on fox news & watch what's really going on. Fox news got it right in 2016 & they will get it right in 2020 TRUMP MAGA

[@ecchidragon8038]

I saw the title *"Dumbest Thing The President Has Ever Said"* and my first thought was; _Again?_

[@YukikoOftheSnow]

At this point, Trump can fill a damn book about all the dumb crap that falls out of his mouth.

[@tammymathews3407]

The question is when will it end?

[@vera_nika2]

Should be pointed out that every day he can say something dumber, so it's only a snapshot

[@Papz2theDome]

I thought this was a 3 hour movie with that title.

[@amyelizabeth529]

@@YukikoOftheSnow I know. I really hope someone is keeping track of all his daily verbal atrocities, because if they will be written down and seen in their totality, it might just blow some minds.

[@sixtysyxti3235]

He has definitely hit a bong before

[@hayleysmith3092]

I know you miss your audience but never worry you have not lost anything I haven’t laughed so much in ages thanks 🙏

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Lord knows his base will still labeled him as an “alpha male” after running away like a coward.

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

傭兵Cloud brainwashing.

[@kenna163]

If you have to say you're an alpha, you're a beta.

[@kaleidoscopeeyes1184]

Sir Donald! He bravely ran away.

[@albertawildcat3164]

He's not like a coward...he IS a coward. Along with quite alot else.

[@cpanlilio7955]

Trumpians : He walked away because they were being mean! They were asking questions that made sense! It's not their job to ask questions. #Obamagate
🙄

[@KDAKNSMNAK]

The long standing phrase, "Drinking the Kool Aid", has been replaced by, "Injecting the Lysol".

[@toriless]

"Absolute chaotic disaster" should be the DJT campaign theme.

[@mariannacross2538]

"transition to greatness" is what my friend calls hormone therapy

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MASTERED HUMOR!

[@stevenlezuma1868]

The reason Obama is speaking so slow is that he is trying to think of semi-rational words to describe the sheer idiocy of skipper T's lack of running the country. How he got through that w/o flying off the rails says a lot about Obama's commitment to being civil.

[@DJames-qw8rk]

I agree. He probably feels like screaming and attacking, but has the incredible balls and intelligence to express himself like a human being. Kudos, PRESIDENT OBAMA.

[@JT-io9ii]

Uh......okee doke😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roxannaweaver2155]

Definitely not true. I have a neighbor that went to the local hospital and they told him to come back when he was in worse condition! WTH? There are no tests for "everybody".

[@farnazganjeizadeh2799]

Roxanna Weaver people die due to lack of test and he is saying they can be tested.

[@scaderemade]

Yeah gotta say that is a tactic I don't get how he thinks i'll get away with it...People sitting in their homes KNOW if they can go get a test right away... its like saying oh theres food for all that wants it during a famine and all the starving people at home ...what don't realise they are starving??? Its not like we have rebuilt the military...the majority of us don't know what we have or don't have in the military but he's talking about something no matter what educational or social back ground you have, whether your black or white or purple, whether you work nights at a mall cleaning toilets or sheer sheep...if you're a god believing bible thumpng evangelical or a godless heathen
YOU KNOW if you can go step out your front door right now and go get tested

[@generic3725]

Sorry to hear that...Please, let’s unite to VOTE trump out!!!!

[@plukke_b2048]

@@scaderemade yeah you can get tested if you need to. What if in a famine the gov tells you there is enough food for evry1 and people start to grab ten times the amount they need ?

[@cycy1578]

Roxanna Weaver That’s exactly what happened to me. I ended up in another hospital two days later with Covid pneumonia fighting for my life.

[@mocki5665]

"Transition" is an "alternative" word for death for some...

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

Funeral director lingo

[@gregmaxwell6159]

When he turned and walked away one of the reporters should have asked him if that was his "transition to greatness" Trump should put advertising on the wall.

[@bettyflipkowski235]

Greg Maxwell ssssssssw

[@TheEpicYak17]

It is always refreshing when the women of the White House press Corp call Trump out on his BS because he melts down everytime. He's a child.

[@ngadhon6328]

They cut the scene where the woman who was actually calling out Trump, got him hostile and made him want to leave.

[@Evehawk87]

He’s also an absolute puss.

[@eljanrimsa5843]

@@ngadhon6328 You should ask China.

[@jerihewitt5677]

Yes I so agree and he so acts like my kids when they throw a tantrum. And this man is our president??? wow It was beyond disgusting

[@richarddarlington1139]

@@eljanrimsa5843
"You" being the Asian lady reporter.
And it's pronounced, Ch-Y-na.

[@maximus1811]

It's amazing to see a grown man throwing a HISSY FIT. CHILDREN throw Hissy fits, not GROWN MEN!!!

[@robinwhitemore5409]

sounds like your having one now..

[@jeanniehelliwell1599]

Well he is not a GROWN man is he?

[@rajabuta]

Bold of you to assume he's a grown man

[@bv2745]

It’s spelled you’re. As in you’re an idiot. That’s for your information.

[@BroAnarchy]

Well, that really goes to show to you where Trump's mental capacity is, age wise

[@amandab3946]

“You’re doing a great job. Thank you I’m really grateful.”
- Colbert reassuring his wife
😩 THE LOVE...

[@youssefb7339]

It's sarcasm XD... Listen to what she said next ;)

[@karenshaub8273]

Melania keeps saying, "Prenup! Why did I sign the damn prenup!

[@21972012145525]

“What is his crime?” Being black.
Also, the Obama smoke alarm 😂

[@SaturmornCarvilli]

After all these statements from Trump, I almost feel like I owe George W. Bush an apology for how much I bashed him during his presidency...Almost.
Still, this is some next level idiocy from the president.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Yep, back then, I also thought "this couldn't possibly get any worse!" - how wrong can you be...

[@petepistachio8229]

claire bigelow yeah great options there. I hate being quarantined!!! Let’s look to the guy who let terrorist fly planes into buildings.

[@petepistachio8229]

lenka cfk true, quarantine BLOWS!!! Let’s get the guy in charge who put all the homeless from Katrina in the Super dome and then turned it into the terror dome.

[@cindypomerleau950]

Emery Mullenix ,
Jesus! Does the Kremlin give you a quota to submit? Give it a rest!

[@nonyabizness.original]

@@petepistachio8229 you do realize that you being totally comfortable calling bush "the guy who let terrorists fly planes into buildings" is ~priceless~, because it indicates that ten years from now, trump will be remembered as "the guy who let plague and the second great depression demolish america".

[@mistylynn111]

Don't they realize they can test everyday, but a carrier can have it for days before testing positive. I guess ignorance is blissfully infectious. 🤒😷😉

[@teresacooper6547]

What a spoiled brat! He treats reporters like trash (especially females). He is just rude

[@randolphjones7143]

He is A PIG

[@alliecat1941]

The reporters start the Crap..they ask IGNORANT QUESTIONS..

[@low-key654]

I suspect Trump has many coffin companies

[@betweenthepoles]

Oh, the questions are stupid? Why, because they address things you don’t want to think about? Or maybe because they require concrete answers instead of the retreating backside of our petulant, cowardly pseudo President?

[@karenshaub8273]

Transition to greatness? I thought he was already supposed to be so great.

[@sandyjamison5929]

He's such a coward! LMAO he ran from those two reporters 😂😂😂

[@marijnjc]

Imagine, 10 years from now we look back at this.

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

marijn van Cranenburgh I’ll hate and weep at it just as much.

[@whiteowl4097]

Hopefully we will be celebrating the day trump died of the virus, and the U.S. was liberated from a narcissistic, racist, misogynist, dictator.

[@zeitGGeist]

Trump will be the next Bush: followed by people way worse and we will long for the calm of today

[@tedsole7236]

If we aren't die yet

[@derlich09]

@@tedsole7236 Exactly!

[@abbiejoliec3133]

I’m expecting a hot spot in Kansas where my Republican cousin thinks he shouldn’t be forced to wear masks.

[@rappscallion3238]

Haha...that Obama smoke alarm joke had me in stitches. That being said, at least Obama can form intelligent and complete sentences unlike Trump.

[@ryozukojima]

Don't you miss when jokes about the president were just funny and not terrifying or depressing?

[@mh-jp1qj]

Someone should make an Obama text alert "beep... uhhhh beep... look.. uuuuh text"

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@mh-jp1qj um.... it looks like... uh... you have... mail...?

[@macristinamanzano6968]

I love how Stephen carries his dog like a child.

[@earlenewallace8445]

Yes, Benny is awesome🐕

[@Byepolor]

He can carry me like a child.

[@socrappyicoulddie]

Dogs are family, so yes, his fur baby!

[@nicolavanrhyn1726]

Are we still blaming Obama for something? The minute he's called on his BS, he has a toddler fit. What a total.... yes, well.

[@YONCE8701]

😂😂ELEGANTLY PUT!

[@Rawnblade13]

I have never seen or heard of a whinier president in history...

[@DresdenShuffle]

It's all Obama's fault because Trump has tiny hands while Barack had... well, you know...

[@monisolaelliott9346]

@Jennifer Erickson OMG I'm keeping that one in my memory bank to describe Trump.

[@14beautifulpeople]

Raven Brown ...and moron. Trump is a complete moron. I don’t understand up to now why people, Americans, voted for Trump. 😡.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

_"I see a red wall and I want to paint it black..."_

[@txtemptress66]

“Transition to greatness”...even Steve Mnuchin didn’t buy it.

[@l1277]

I don't understand the new slogan. I thought he was already making America great...

[@txtemptress66]

Leigh, the only thing he’s made, without a shadow of a doubt, is a complete fool of himself; and has dragged the country along with him.

[@adelinas.7335]

Lol! I thought the same thing Dalilah.

[@DaveLugo79]

Trump 2020: "I take no responsibility at all."

[@howardtheduck5958]

Also Trump 2020: "I have absolute authority"

[@notsure1969]

None whatsoever.

[@bbsaid218]

“This is everybody’s fault except mine!”💩😱

[@dancingmeerkat2078]

I’m an old lady, but I can tell you I honestly giggled watching Stephen take an invisible bong hit!

[@FamilysimonUSA]

Rita O. The little cough at the end is classic

[@victoriavinson8401]

Same here

[@LeighAnn_S]

😂🤣😂 I lost it when he did that ... he is a riot!

[@kevinwatkins3856]

The best definition of “A transition to greatness”, is whatever it takes to get Trump out of the WH.

[@waywardgoddess1153]

We can only hope coronavirus helps with that

[@Alonzo2k8]

Joe Biden won so next year would definitely be a great year. Hopefully

[@unpredictablejustice7107]

I almost died laughing from that Obama smoke detector

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I died coughing. Buy it now!

[@jimreily7538]

I know what Obamagate is.
Obamagate: 8 years of a competent, articulate, intelligent, and calm Presidency. Leadership, and a man which people could admire and respect.
Yeah, we all miss Obamagate.

[@Mark-sn6kh]

Jim Reily Obama didn’t do anything.

[@fgio119gio7]

You sound gay lol

[@rachelhorwitz9086]

Mark don’t read much huh.

[@Me-ex7qg]

@@fgio119gio7 you got owned

[@deathandcats]

@HarleyHilderson well said!

[@dg8620]

Okay, the Obama smoke alarm cracked me up :). Sigh, I miss that guy :(

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

I miss him as well as his intelligent whole sentences. This trying to be diplomatic however is getting on my nerves with the buffoon in the Whites House

[@nickmiller2629]

He's a clown in clown make up running down his clown face.

[@thebringer6216]

The smoke alarm thing got me, too. Funny shit. But better than one that just berates the fire and walks away!! (Possible follow-up, Stephen? Huh?.. 😂

[@philbreslin1478]

Every day is the newest "dumbest" thing he ever said.

[@sapphireriddles6692]

Cause he keeps finding ways to top himself! Id call in impressive if he wasnt someone with a lot of power

[@j.riffney193]

Donald J. Trump's🎶 Newest, Dumbest Hits🎷🎧🥁📻

[@sparkly2380]

Deflection is a sign of weakness. And it's boring.

[@KasanovaTheReal]

This clown really said "I understand you better than you understand yourself" I'm done 😂😂😂😂

[@lyrachle]

who is he parroting, I wonder? That was really weird

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

A malignant narcissist really thinks this

[@thenutritariannurse9074]

This is a godlike complex. Something a creator would say....

[@reljamrkic2663]

@@thenutritariannurse9074 Or a peeping Tom. 😊

[@dannykumite]

You obviously don't know what you really want. What you really really really want is trump in the white house

[@jenniemalloy7402]

Ok you can never unsee Barr in a nurse costume. You're evil.

[@sweetsugarjones]

Jennie Malloy It’s true. I might have nightmares.

[@simonemorgain5928]

I yelled at the screen so intensely, I spit droplets of saliva all over it

[@skitterree2490]

10:03 - Obama brand fire alarm.
Oh man I love Obama and I miss him but that joke killed me 🤣

[@joannesuzieburlison7128]

Everything is so terrible, I feel bad for laughing but I do, a little hysterically. I love your at home show, its more fun than the regular one. It will be good to go back though.

[@lainiecox8114]

JoAnne Suzie Burlison I felt bad for laughing too but I feel we deserve the comedic relief. That’s what Colbert does for me flawlessly, being funny and informative.

[@peterbondy]

It’s impossible to choose “the dumbest thing Dump has ever said”. There are so many.

[@erinj295]

You clearly haven't heard how he addressed mother's on mother's day. Granted it's a whole incoherent mash of words...I think it's suppose to be a speech.

[@rodgal87]

I'm now almost sure Trump doesn't even know what a virus is and how it works

[@johokeen1]

Too true. I can't even use one adjective to describe this Non president anymore.

[@johokeen1]

@@erinj295 , I watched that earlier. It was a unbelievable display of failure in how Not to answer a Simple question.

[@dominicbriggs2418]

rodgal87 derr

[@lauriegough5865]

Thank you from Canada, Stephen! We all love you up here!

[@DavidBroeg]

OH, Lord; WHO DID vote FOR this"?!?", Anyway?!?

[@radish6691]

He needs to slip a copy of The Thorn Birds into his bookshelf.

[@roydrink]

What good would that do? He hasn’t even read the Constitution. .. ..

[@mattrock12]

@Roy Drinkwater I think Paul G meant Colbert's bookshelf, in reference to Seth Meyer's (also incredibly hilarious) late night quarantine monologues. Cheers!

[@GMDark]

Flowers in the Attic

[@SeppelSquirrel]

Thorn Birds 2: More Thorns

[@krh6239]

Yup. Once you get a copy, the number of books will randomly increase and decrease.

[@NewMessage]

'The Dumbest Thing The President Has Ever Said' is a record with a very short shelf life.

[@volkanozkose5632]

dont forget disinfectant please. Also why Mr.Trmp looks like going to kiss you ?

[@sharonolsen6579]

New Message ... You are Spot on with that one ! They will need an entire wing of the library of congress dedicated solely to the unhinged, bat$#!+ crazy things that the Lunatic in Chief has uttered.

[@mrclueuin]

Silly, it wouldn't even be enough to filled a Mp3 file.
There will still be enough room for him to fill it in court though! 😏

[@NewMessage]

@Colleen Kelly GREAT idea!

[@ely4935]

Colleen Kelly Should be 10 volumes or more

[@twstf8905]

Hahaha "Glum and Shellshocked" Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell's Emo Band 🤣😂🤣😂

[@cityofsunsetbeachca]

the lack of a laughing studio audience makes you even funnier. great delivery!

[@ExileTheKnightsOfMaltaNow]

In his fourth year as president and still he thinks that everything's a campaign debate

[@kar891]

that is where he is happiest, there and the golf course he was 'never going to have time to go to' yet spends every minute he can- costing the taxpayers ridiculous amounts of money! But his rallies are his playtime. Makes him feel all happy and loved. That is all he wants to do, the rest of the job is hard 'much harder than you can even imagine, the most hardest job ever in the history of the world!'

[@JG-zu5wc]

That’s the only thing he knows - that’s why his “base” likes him

[@shahnulislam9897]

LOL 4th year as president and he played golf 249 times...does that really count as 4 years?

[@daviddibari9440]

@@shahnulislam9897 considering a day of golf takes about 1/4th of a day, its safe to assume trump spent 1/12ish of his time in office on the golf course, which is a lot but like not really something to complain about as most times he'd go golfing with important officials and such. Not unreasonable once you spend a minute to think about it.

[@daviddibari9440]

why do i do this

[@almostarma]

I’m about to crack. I literally can’t deal with trump anymore!!

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

Malick O'Malley there, there. It’ll be alright. 🤗 we’ll survive.

[@lynw1623]

Darth Knightwing Phoenix Let’s hope you’re right.

[@sunnygirl87]

Breathe. We will be okay, with a little help from our friends.
Love & Light

[@raleighbrecht4033]

If only we could re-impeach him or god would have another shot to strike the White House with a bolt and this time don’t miss!

[@Tommyoda]

Hang in there the lot of them will be joining the unemployed shortly.

[@Maliceah]

That was a perfect imitation of a couple deep bong hits, down to the involuntary cough. :)

[@marthavazquez1952]

“For some reason she tested positive “. What a dope.

[@waggishsagacity7947]

Martha Vasquez: Jeez, maybe she contacted the corona virus? Nah, her doctor was just being sarcastic.

[@joeyburrell3207]

He totally gaslighted the question. This reporter is a hero. He’s nothing but a bully and all mouth. You stand up to a bully and he backs down and walks away everytime.. Which we all knew from the beginning of his nightmarish start and has been proven every single day since his inauguration.

[@seanarmstrong7767]

If the bully doesn't back down they end up getting a good whooping!!

[@lisandroCT]

@@SuperHongTay How is that racist?

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Avocadopotatohead, you can only catch so many of Agent Orange’s racist, misogynistic, idiotic rants at one time. What’s your point??

[@Taricus]

@@SuperHongTay There are a lot of bits that are left out, because there are a lot of things he says and does at press briefings that are crazy. Stephen's show is about entertainment, so it was probably just easier to make punchlines for other things he said. What you're talking about does look bad, but it's just not funny at all. The news should probably call him out on that, rather than a show to entertain.

[@nofybn7794]

@Emery Mullenix How can you still support him? WAKE UP!

[@Stevefhu]

"Transition to greatness"
So much for "Keep America great" 😂

[@cimmerianj8997]

Make America Transition to Greatness Again??

[@bonitaquandt4862]

Remember: Tom Steyer bought the web address for Keep America Great! Kinda took the wind out of the sails of that slogan

[@christenfink4533]

Where is all this "Greatness" happening? I haven't seen it.

[@jaahhhson0616]

Lol That wasn’t an imitation “Hit from the Bong” thats a Memory 👌🏾🤣🤣

[@theresacarmen9847]

We old folks aren't as dumb as Donnie wishes we were.

[@NathanCroucher]

Did you vote for him?

[@theresacarmen9847]

@@NathanCroucher I never voted for numbnuts

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Huzzah! Quality!

[@TheNinnyfee]

They voted for him once...

[@saskia6620]

Love how Stephens wife had a full on breakdown while controlling the dog and Stephen went: „you’re doing a great job!!!“ hahaha

[@troglodyte01]

I'm enjoying this talk-show format in which dogs just ramdommly appear.

[@debbiewagner8731]

troglodyte01 me too! Bring back the dog! He’s better than trump crap!

[@alwaysbored6560]

I love doggies.

[@robertsmith9076]

Its better for sure without the insanity from a live audience .

[@mscloudherder329]

I do too! Stephen should have let the pooch stay... I love dogs and miss mine.

[@TheChecazzovuoidame]

dogs are better then persons in this program

[@bilinasmini3480]

I love the “When a Stranger Calls” reference.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the true tell of a gaslighter:
“you know the crime, it’s obvious to everyone” when asked about what crime

[@therandomdot2563]

So, what was the crime Obama committed? What newspapers published it?
Also, the reporter call-out .. here's how it played out.
He replied to the Asian reporter, and it came across racist. The mic was killed while Trump was speaking, so the Asian reporter had no opportunity to voice her concerns on his reply until the next journalist came up. The next journalist was kaitlin collins from CNN. When the mic came back on, Kaitlin let the Asian reporter voice concerns over the question. Trump got annoyed at her insinuating he was being racist. So, per his modus operandi, he just interrupted her. Then once he realized Kaitlin was the next up, he shut her down, too, b/c he hate CNN, calls it "Fake news", and didn't want to answer any more real questions. The next person he pointed to was a reporter from OAN, one of the media stations that loves to stroke his ego and lob him easy questions that make him look good. Kaitlin tried to interrupt to get her questions, wondering why she was being shut out. It was because Trump had already decided he was done with real questions and wanted to get "good" sound bytes for his Fox / OAN channels. Kaitlin kept pressing, so he once again took his ball and stick and went home.
In no way did Trump feel like he was in trouble. On the contrary, him walking off .. he thinks he's punishing everyone by denying them the opportunity to bask in his glory. That's how a narcissist thinks.
Some folks feel that the reporters should be more polite to Trump, but respect is a two-way street. He has been continually disrespectful in the way he answers questions, tells half-truths or lies, and talks down to certain reporters. The POTUS should not be given automatic respect. The POTUS has to earn it like the rest of us. He is constantly doing things to lose it.

[@Aeronor2001]

Interesting. I could tell just by how he wanted the other reporter to talk that is was someone from OAN. This is just the same show being played out time and again.

[@mscloudherder329]

Trump is trying the same old song and dance that he did in 2016, not knowing that “Wolf!” In the way of “Ask ChinAH!” and “Obamagate!” Are only going to work for his very fanatical core cult, and he had them anyway.

[@itsthethrowaway2194]

The fact that 3 days before a male cacausian reporter asked the same question, and he felt happy to not mention a China once. You can’t change your answer for race.... that’s literally the definition of racism lmao

[@nancystanton955]

I am sorry but I disagree with the idea some people have of being polite. Some decorum yes, politeness not necessarily. The reporters' job is to help the population "speak truth to power" by uncovering and presenting FACTS to us. With former Presidents, politeness was given because it was received. With this moron, all they get is rudeness and patented answers that make him look and sound good and on the ball. I think the reporters need to help each other better. If one asks a question and he doesn't give a good answer, the next one should ask it again and so on until they get a proper answer to the question. Or... drive him absolutely crazy so he strokes out on stage. (sorry personal wish jumped in at the last minute)

[@carinbarbanel9356]

In no way was either CBS or CNN reporter rude. They are women, one is ethnic Asian. That was why he called them rude. OAN repirter has asked questions in which premise is factually incorrect. His comments to CNN repirter about tests for the general population were split on. Kids in German high schools take a test every morning before school. Why not have that here?

[@MsGrapeNehi]

“The next time Trump brings up Obamagate during a press conference, I would like a reporter to ask him something along the line of: ‘You are claiming that Obama did something illegal. Yet, your own lawyers are currently arguing before SCOTUS that the President is above the law or accountability. How can you reconcile these two completely polar opposite positions you are currently taking on Presidential powers?’” - credit to u/Vinny_Cerrato

[@brittanyyamada4616]

Too many words, Trump will understand none of that and call on someone else 😂

[@robertovasquez6062]

Hahahaha u put in too many words he'll probably just say red

[@elbarjones4812]

He will just call it a "nasty question" and walk away. What a worthless POS POTUS
MAGA Morons Are Governing America

[@UnlimitedFlyers]

Too many words, and too difficult ones at that. This is the guy that demands all White House briefings to be one-page only and with lots of bullet points. Also the guy that thinks it's rad that he never read a book.
To him, english-speakers are already speaking in tongues. Imagine a foreign language speaker...

[@davidm5707]

Because the Unitary Executive only applies to minority vote republicans, not Presidents who were elected by a large majority of the citizens. /s
Nah, he wouldn't understand satire.

[@BarbaraDr2023]

I just love that Stephen gets to act a lot more than in the studio.

[@pringlw]

“The dumbest thing the President has ever said” - ok I need to watch because that’s a hell of a competitive field

[@kathyfranklund3628]

B Pingle , he’s not a president he’s a reality TV show host!

[@cliffdariff74]

yeah, competition bothers people like you...

[@dottypowers1653]

B Pingle, I had many many dumb things on my list, but I think, “more tests means more cases” moved up fast.

[@triarb5790]

@@cliffdariff74 oh my. You really didn't understand that did you?

[@jobalonie1]

"Who knew that insurance could be so complicated?" he offered at a press briefing about coming up with a new national healthcare plan

[@Amy-gn6zw]

Trump runs scared when women hold him accountable. Hahahaha 🤣

[@jeffreyjewell75]

Amy he only likes to grab them when they are tied down. If they can escape it ruins the fun for him.

[@Generalindifference]

He runs when anyone challenges him,gender is irrelevant

[@Amy-gn6zw]

Peter Seymour true.

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

I didn’t need that Barr photo. I could have lived a long, happy life without seeing that Barr picture. Now... I don’t think I’ll ever be able to truly live again.

[@adeer87]

Darth Knightwing Phoenix
We will all suffer with you 😔

[@leavoda3791]

Agreed.

[@zesty9815]

Yes, there could've been a content warning!

[@BroAnarchy]

Together we stand,
Divided we hurl.

[@cagurl9113]

Looks like Fred Flintstone in drag!!

[@cassandraj1722]

This has had me cracking up !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathyweis7023]

" took his lack of balls and went home...."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎👍

[@krystofdayne]

Oh my god, I laughed way too hard at the Obama smoke alarm 😂😂 it's really refreshing to just laugh at some good-natured jokes about a president's harmless idiosyncrasies

[@psycapps]

Me too!!!!!! Delicious 🤣🤣🤣

[@erinlowe3777]

Hands down the best bit of today's monologue, I nearly cried from laughter!! 🤣 please someone make these! cost is no object

[@lucialibutti-carrier5068]

Dana Chapin c

[@ammaleslie509]

Obama smoke alarm made me ROFL 💀

[@TheShoeboxHero]

He thought the First Lady reporter he called was the OAN lady, then freaked when he realized that women can have similar hair and jackets...

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Lol omg your right!!

[@lenkacfk7155]

That would be the perfect ruse for future press conferences! Every network should disguise their reporter as that OAN sycophant - easy to do with the face-masks - then Trump would be screwed! 😂

[@ScevenofTwistingNeth]

And he's a raging racist, "I said only one Asian in my press conferences at a time, and its that Asian from OAN"

[@barkosvega2718]

its weird that the microphone in the rosegarden for the reporters was so low, they had to bow down before it, or trump.. intentionally ?

[@MTMF.london]

@Kevin Williams He thinks he's been clever and that it makes him look "bigly huge".

[@keithpanton]

@@MTMF.london Yet he doesn't like it when Pelosi tells everyone he's bigly huge, or 'morbidly obese' in English.

[@stephenmeier4658]

History will ask, and is now in fact asking "How did such a person become the President?".

[@LaurelWreath7]

How did Trump win the election?! Can we please lower the voting age to kindergarten. Even my kids can see that Trump is an idiot! 💃

[@jasonberry7687]

Apparently by having a tv show and money...

[@triarb5790]

We, the rest of the world have been asking you lot that question for the past 4 years. I mean how did he even became the nominated candidate for the Republicans?

[@jpathak6227]

Trisha Arblaster.....the Republican Party knew that they could easily manipulate a stupid person such as Trump, so they nominated him to represent the party. Have you seen the smirk on the republicans standing behind him? Watch them closely. All they do is praise him and they have him wrapped around their little finger.

[@oliviajanzkordell4491]

you ask how did he became president .... well he's American to the core isn't he ! elected by ooooops ! Americans

[@wwbren]

He was angry with the second reporter for allowing the first reporter to have a second go at him.

[@celticquestful]

All the reporters should follow up on questions he avoids or rambles through in an attempt to pathetically pivot on. Force him to answer the actual questions or take his proverbial ball & go home, as he did here. The Ultimate Muppet, so he is!

[@scaderemade]

@@celticquestful I totally agree and I think this is a particular failing of American reporters, they are too deferential and they do not play well together even if its to get a real response...they put their own chance to ask a question above getting a question answered at all

[@indymarrow8050]

Brandon Lim Is that what these pressers are all about? Giving democrat advocate media a chance at a lame ‘gotcha’ question. It makes them look disgruntled and dumb. How many people have to tell you that saying “China” is not racist?

[@celticquestful]

@@indymarrow8050 Of course, SAYING "China" is not racist. Heavily implying or outrightly blaming & besmirching the Chinese people for Covid-19 IS racist. Acting like this was a virus concocted in a lab, & not quashing that notion when science has shown that this is unsubstantiated, was indeed, Racist in nature, especially given his previous behaviour. Likening this to an "attack" rather than dealing with the criticism that, whatever the origin of this virus, his Administration has mismanaged the stateside handling of the pandemic. He & his cohorts actually behave very similarly to Xi - giving out misinformation to minimize how critical the situation is, silencing those who attempt to speak verifiable truth & by using propaganda & bullying, attempting to convince people that Up Is Down, because that false narrative will result in more power & money for those in charge. China is not a country that upholds ideals that we hold dear; their lack of transparency, & autocraticly tyrannical govermental style is NOT something we should be tolerating from someone sworn to do their duty to protect Democracy in the Land Of The Free.

[@anhedonicauthor]

“For some reason she tested positive.”
Hmm.

[@contrapasso]

Anhedonic Author It is absolutely batshit that the secret service didn’t tackle him to the ground after that line. We have a president who is too stupid to understand disease transmission.

[@whiteowl4097]

Let's all hope that he gets the virus. I wonder how many people would be trying to help him? All the health care workers would just ignore him in hopes he will just go away. Problem solved. He IS the virus.

[@josephsoliman5243]

@@whiteowl4097 sadly the president will get the care that boris have i just hope he gets a transition to reality

[@johnwattdotca]

@@contrapasso If it was bat-shit it would mean a new Bat-Sense-Around drone was deployed.
It's designed to blend with the environment while new tech radar and brain monitoring is used.
That's why it's not real bat-shit. Just real good fake, temperature controlled. Lick it and see.

[@zesty9815]

It's a puzzler, to be sure. Maybe if there were some sort of pandemic going on, I could understand someone testing positive -- but "she tested positive _out of the blue."_

[@discoveredTV2]

Omg Steven! You're so funny...even without all the bells & whistles, & dogs running in !!!!÷
Whoever edits for you deserves credit too, but you my friend are a super star & a pro!

[@drewf5885]

I love how they put the reporters' mic at like 3 feet tall so they all have to bow to speak into it

[@whiteowl4097]

At least Obama has a brain and a heart. He chooses his words carefully because he is concerned that some people might hear the wrong message is his statements. I really believe some Humans are evolving physically, but regressing mentally. Scary thought.

[@chriszerkel5874]

Yes, President Obama has integrity and tact, unlike the orange stain.

[@paulies5407]

@@chriszerkel5874 The same President who deported more people than any president, bombed more people and is now embroiled in a scandal that could lead to him being tried for treason?
I see what you mean about "integrity".

[@yungpo9853]

@@paulies5407 You mean the same president that had class and dignity and tried his hardest to clean up the mess Bush made with that disastrous war in Iraq? You talking about the president who never had sex with pornstars and advocated violence towards his political rivals? That guy?

[@intomusic7074]

@Whiteowl yeah then why is mister 93 society Obama about to be done for treason.

[@chriszerkel5874]

@@yungpo9853 yes, that's the man

[@peterbarker3574]

Isn't it time you guys look into adjusting your electoral system so this doesn't happen again.

[@stevebell4906]

The college didn't give us the solid Republican House and Senate in 2016...that was all down to the 2/3 of the eligible american Voters who exercised their Constitutional Right To Not Give A Shit....and not bother to VOTE!

[@nancymontgomery8897]

@@stevebell4906 The point is that the majority of those who voted chose a different person. The electoral college trashed the will of the people.

[@gusmonster59]

@@stevebell4906 The Electoral College put Biff in the White House when he LOST by MILLIONS of votes. Millions. Not just a few hundred or a few thousand. Millions. The Electoral College has long been obsolete and needs removed.

[@verysilly8883]

Republicans have gerrymandered their districts so they keep winning a majority in Congress --- We finally have the House, we MUST get the Senate & White House or this country's dead -- it's a VICIOUS cycle. Democrats need to get them OUT and make RESTORING DISTRICT LINES as well as dumping that stagnant Electoral College PRIORITIES!! The EC gives Red States an undemocratic deathgrip.

[@theropesofrenovation9352]

Everyone who has ever lost an election says that. It's nothing new.

[@kathydefilippo8085]

Thanks for the reality. I loved the dog interrupt. I love you, Steven. You have kept me sane for this century.

[@robinholbrook6576]

Oh Stephen! This was funny stuff! You are a lovely man; and such a professional. THANK YOU for being here for us! We need you so much during this time. Sending you a BIG HUG!

[@mdudegamer]

Even when Obama's super upset, he's carefully taking his time and making sure he says what he means to say. Total opposite of President No-Filter.

[@walkz007]

Heck all the previous presidents, applied simple mind tricks like thinking before talking,45 was asked about well wishes to his wife during mothers day and he went on a rant about Camp David, what a mess honestly.

[@patriciaorourke1816]

mdudegamer He’s also very careful not to use personal insults, or in fact anything that could be used against him if misquoted. A “chaotic disaster” is showing great restraint!

[@Rawnblade13]

Regardless on whether you liked or disliked Obama, he was at least a president you could respect. Always acting professional and dignified.
The Big Dumb Orange is incapable of these things.

[@MsJubjubbird]

@@Rawnblade13 I feel the same about Bush. I completely disagree with his political views and he wasn't the brightest spark. But at least he was a statesman who led his people and wouldn't pretend he was the authority on everything

[@pither1243]

@@Rawnblade13 🙄

[@JonBlondell]

Coached answers. Until the two brave lady journalists showed they have more balls than their male colleagues. Then he ran away.

[@gurkslunga]

No he turned 180 degrees and continued forward.

[@gurkslunga]

Just like the germans in the late part of the second world war. Immer vorwärts...

[@markb20]

My God, miss one day of news or a nightly monologue, you miss so many classics!

[@mandymoore5774]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy hell! I had to pause to lmao way too hard and way too long when I heard “it should work as long as immigrants don’t discover night”.