THIS YOUTUBER CHALLENGE UNCLE ROGER (Joshua Weissman)

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  • @JoshuaWeissman
    @JoshuaWeissman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192028

    I feel like I’ve been knighted by the queen. I promise to close my eyes and throw more things into the pan. Shoutout to my cleaners. ❤️

    • @Aldiyawak
      @Aldiyawak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3677

      Yo m8. Congratz

    • @Look_0
      @Look_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

      Finally

    • @anmolmadan24
      @anmolmadan24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      shoutout to TJ

    • @cletos267
      @cletos267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      nais

    • @manuelcruz5486
      @manuelcruz5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

      i love ur video papa joshua

  • @staryty_22
    @staryty_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    Auntie Helen: it's either me or msg
    Uncle Roger: *it's* *divorce* *then*

    • @Elaina-0416
      @Elaina-0416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao XD

    • @amirite._.
      @amirite._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Msg is king

    • @JyForFun
      @JyForFun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love this!

    • @josephjoestar5823
      @josephjoestar5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Niceeee

    • @NinjaBrix
      @NinjaBrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congrats on the Uncle Roger heart!

  • @godless_goddess5985
    @godless_goddess5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4368

    "He look more like guy who own more Bitcoin than friend." Uncle Roger's roast game is *ON POINT*

    • @edwardtan7283
      @edwardtan7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1 bit coin with no friends must be sad life.

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Impossible money buys friends.

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so sad, i wanna sell my friends for bitcoin too. i accept etherium as well.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I wonder if he use finger test on his girlfriend?!" Ooof

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Josh is a moron

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    "He think money grow on tree"
    This is by far the most Asian quote ever spoken by every parents in history of Asian civilization.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just recently said it to my daughter.

    • @guacamol.e
      @guacamol.e ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Koreans say sth along the line of "think you can just DIG for money?" So yeah, pretty much

    • @hhuumm
      @hhuumm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indians use that a lot too

    • @sebastiangreen2364
      @sebastiangreen2364 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hhuumm everybody says it

    • @ssnow5516
      @ssnow5516 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i be like. no but money was the tree at one point. ITS PAPER. then my mom back hand me

  • @Vercci1
    @Vercci1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12243

    This guy's fried rice looks like it went to a private school

    • @zizzors9314
      @zizzors9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Underrated.
      Or perhaps it's too early

    • @mlssrsevenseven8160
      @mlssrsevenseven8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Underrated comment my guy

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Funny enough, this guy used to work at a high end restaurant that had little tolerance for any errors made by the chefs. Probably explains the vibe he gives

    • @loleeem
      @loleeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @DanishAli-gw9ke
      @DanishAli-gw9ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      His in n out "but better" burger looks like it went to harvard

  • @tiffanychau10
    @tiffanychau10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    3:01 "If niece and nephews poor, just buy random $25 rice cooker. And then get Zojirushi when you have your sh*t together." LMAO thanks for being considerate of us Uncle Roger

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seriously though, any generic rice cooker will do a great job. If you pay more than $20-25, you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @iyawakarehen
      @iyawakarehen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@theantipope4354 if you pay over 25 /for a rice cooker that doesn't sing to you while it cooks your food/ you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @TheHomicidalTendency
      @TheHomicidalTendency 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      have a $25 rice cooker, it was okay for a while but never came out perfect, kinda want to try this now.

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiger is a good brand, weve had it for over a decade now.

    • @philchia4764
      @philchia4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's ok, I'm gonna be wok fuckboi first.

  • @AndrewSlacks
    @AndrewSlacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3629

    "you're eating salt on crack, of course it hits"
    truer words have not been spoken

    • @Kingfelipethe1st
      @Kingfelipethe1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Msg on more Crack then all of lawton oklahoma. I live in Lawton I can say that

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kingfelipethe1st I was in Ft Sill back in '08, and trust me, one weekend leave and you already know.

  • @neesarahmed777
    @neesarahmed777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3862

    "If you poor, just buy $25 random rice cooker, and then get Zojirushi when you have your shit together"
    Words to live by!

    • @temujinkhan6326
      @temujinkhan6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      but we know the truth the poor will buy something they can't afford it's like buying a brand-new sports car when they should be buying a used or lower end car.

    • @tempest83
      @tempest83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still have my old rice cooker. It still works and I don't throw out machines that work.

    • @martinedezoete9565
      @martinedezoete9565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@temujinkhan6326 This is so incredibly elitist, I can't.

    • @elasticsynapsis9330
      @elasticsynapsis9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@temujinkhan6326 Classist much 🧐

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christmas gifts are always kitchen oriented in the last few years for my family haha

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16351

    Jamie Oliver is still getting his well deserved roasting

    • @-rum4572
      @-rum4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @wyvernranger6923
      @wyvernranger6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HEHE

    • @MrJamiesilaban
      @MrJamiesilaban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I used to like Jamie O but then he kept using rustic like using the letter E. Theeen he had this show about school food whatever. That was the final straw.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He's putting grapes on pizza now....he's getting worse.

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11346

    dang he got that Zojirushi. Rolex of Rice Cooker.

    • @Laticia1990
      @Laticia1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I love how Uncle Roger is so cheap with everything but a rice cooker!

    • @what7681
      @what7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Laticia1990 gotta make that rice PERFECT

    • @drazi6322
      @drazi6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Laticia1990 rice cooker everything laa

    • @edu1113
      @edu1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      D fact that im not even aware of d brand must mean im piss poor

    • @aaunyea4799
      @aaunyea4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's literally on my wishlist, I want it☺

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6937

    I love that he points out the absolutely ridiculous amount of dishes that would need to be washed if you did things the way chefs do on T.V.

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      this is why you learn how to clean as you go.

    • @Bernergy
      @Bernergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Spoiler. That's how most chefs do it on the kitchen as well if you don't just eyeball it :p

    • @witchitahable
      @witchitahable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well most of them don't need to be used, could measure the tablespoons etc straight into a bowl. They're premeasured in individual bowls for the sake of videography but at home you can make his in not that many. 1 wok (reuse for onions and rice), 1 for sauce, 1 for eggs, rice cooker pot, chopping board to store all the veggies etc.

    • @keangwooichoo6138
      @keangwooichoo6138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      coz someone wash it for them

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Bernergy Thats because chefs have dishwashers. Trust me, it's a shit ton of dishes (I have been a dish washer myself)

  • @rubycheng9643
    @rubycheng9643 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    As a Taiwanese and a fried rice lover, I must say his fried rice looks reallllly good! It’s like fancy (maybe unaffordable) fried rice served in a high-end, authentic Chinese restaurant 🤤
    BTW, using a drainer to wash rice is in fact a much more convenient method comparing to washing rice in a pot cuz in this way, the rice wouldn’t be scattered everywhere when drained. I’ve learned this from a Taiwanese chef youtuber and found it very useful.

    • @BlueGlow26
      @BlueGlow26 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Taiwanese here 😊
      🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

    • @Spectera127
      @Spectera127 ปีที่แล้ว

      China bad

    • @Ay_lol_btw
      @Ay_lol_btw ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BlueGlow26u mean chinese

    • @BumFluffer1999
      @BumFluffer1999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s just common sense as well tbh

    • @haydenplayschess
      @haydenplayschess 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@Ay_lol_btw☝️🤓” you mean chinese?” go take a shower and touch some grass

  • @Tim.Stotelmeyer
    @Tim.Stotelmeyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    I am a white guy. My Asian friends were impressed with how well my rice cooker made rice that they went and bought the same model.

    • @calvenwong8881
      @calvenwong8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I think they lied to you😂😂

    • @yayaokok3561
      @yayaokok3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      did they just turn asian?

    • @minhtriha8814
      @minhtriha8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      sheeshhh

    • @Sitzkrieg
      @Sitzkrieg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      what model

    • @yaswanthmannava4072
      @yaswanthmannava4072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Always white man wanna dominate using rice cooker is Asian as it's get 😂😂

  • @nickt_274
    @nickt_274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15241

    "If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks."
    "If rice in plate, eat with spoon."
    "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

    • @panjinurfadillah2489
      @panjinurfadillah2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      And also if you are a body builder THROW JAMIE OLIVER also why not

    • @taho3692
      @taho3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@panjinurfadillah2489 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great!

    • @cool1justin928
      @cool1justin928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      But if rice in Kay kitchen, call CHILD SERVICES

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      10:10 also very basic uncle roger accepts defeat 😂

    • @onoxable
      @onoxable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If rice in banana leaf , use hand.

  • @vaidenkelsier7757
    @vaidenkelsier7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    5:14 "Wok fuck boi" is *slaying* me

    • @BloomerzUK
      @BloomerzUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to pause the video to catch my breath.

  • @jerichohandy8106
    @jerichohandy8106 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how Uncle Roger says that Joshua’s cleaner has to deal with so many dishes. Growing up in an asian household I thought the same thing. But then my wife said, “He probably just puts it all in the dishwasher”. I forgot those existed and I have one in my house

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shut up the shilling for that douche Josh

  • @x.lungeli
    @x.lungeli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2800

    If rice in bowl, eat with chopstick
    If rice in plate, eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out 😂

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      If rice in bowl, plate, anything: H A N D S

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Criclee no that's gross

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@coolerplays3477 i just do it i’m malay 😂😂😂

    • @cuminandcinn3343
      @cuminandcinn3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@coolerplays3477 let me guess, youre a gweilo

    • @Freudes_06
      @Freudes_06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@coolerplays3477 it's normal here in Malaysia... malay, chinese, indian... everyone does this

  • @shanjobanjo7977
    @shanjobanjo7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    Roast chicken: 30 mins
    Roast duck: 50 mins
    Roast Jamie Oliver: Whenever topic of fried rice comes up.

    • @faultline3936
      @faultline3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, yeah, he fucks it up quite badly. In my country, we eat rice 3x a day so I was greatly offended on how he did it as well. He totally killed it... In a very bad way.

    • @crumblebee6728
      @crumblebee6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what kinda baby chickens are you cooking that take 30 minutes to roast?

    • @huihuichee
      @huihuichee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahha

    • @uhno6771
      @uhno6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faultline3936 exactly

    • @princesscottoncandy6852
      @princesscottoncandy6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hotel:Trivago

  • @sorcmagiwizlv99
    @sorcmagiwizlv99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Those moments when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes are just precious.

  • @hhq9423
    @hhq9423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    In all honesty, whenever I cook following the recipe to the T, I mess it up. So I just eyeball everything and throw spices into it. That's what makes my cooking good.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's why the best chefs are big and fat. You just have to taste and eyeball all your creations.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paulchung9921 I dun think so. There are many chefs who are good at cooking and physically fit.

    • @Iprodeltaelite
      @Iprodeltaelite ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hhq9423 false. Every single chef ever is fat and ugly

  • @ChristisLittleWorld
    @ChristisLittleWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6737

    Joshua that student who does alot of research uses a lot of equipment for his project to get an A Grade
    While Uncle Roger that guy who just makes it no effort and scores A Grade too xD

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Like Goku and Vegeta , Where Goku is Prodigy and instant got power up by not even trying while Vegeta try hard and learning the hard way to achieve it lol

    • @ChristisLittleWorld
      @ChristisLittleWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@takoandpotato8804 OMG yes exactly

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@takoandpotato8804 huh vegeta had way more latent talent and a stronger bloodline he came out of the womb with stronger parents and he himself was stronger as a baby goku just trained harder

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@time4toxic182 and still second best and had to ask Bulma to use Capsules Gravity Chamber to Train him to become Saiyan 3rd mode 😂 and Ultra Instinct guess who get it first 🤣

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@takoandpotato8804 yea vegeta will never achieve ultra instinct bc he doesn’t have the mindset for it that’s why vegeta got a new form in the manga chapter I could spoil it but idk if you’ve seen it

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7927

    I love how Uncle Roger just dropped shade on Josh for making a dish that's too expensive and complicated when Josh also has a series called _But Cheaper_

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      But you're forgetting that Josh made this rice specifically to impress uncle roger. He didn't compromise on the quality of his video, just like I never do

    • @danielretardo7075
      @danielretardo7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @dyslexic mitochondria I was curious about your username so I clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

    • @kayneedlinson725
      @kayneedlinson725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The irony's bloody good

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @dyslexic mitochondria Your channel is SO underrated dude

    • @IcyJane
      @IcyJane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think he knows that, cuz he commented on one of but cheaper episode 🤔

  • @siopao369
    @siopao369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6074

    Meanwhile in Philippines:
    "If rice in bowl, use chopsticks"
    "If rice in plate, use spoon"
    "If rice in banana leaves, use hands"

  • @roxyzilla7382
    @roxyzilla7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    one of my biggest issues with joshua weissman is actually how he just expects all his viewers to have all this expensive equipment to cook the same stuff he does, so seeing uncle roger point this out is actually quite entertaining.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      He doesn't expect anything. He knows, that he's "overdoing" it, but that is the ENTIRE point of his "But Better" series. He has two series of videos: "But Better", where he goes all out and overdoes stuff (like he does here) and "But Cheaper", where he actually does stuff, well, cheaper.

    • @victorracioppi9821
      @victorracioppi9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he’s just an annoying douche. One of those guy you just wanna slap.

    • @AnimEnthusiast9
      @AnimEnthusiast9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ThorsShadow true

    • @echo5440
      @echo5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@ThorsShadow thats nice to hear. it makes sense that he’d go all out for that kinda series

    • @rue3816
      @rue3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ThorsShadow I feel like even his “but cheaper” series is pretty unaffordable for most lower class people

  • @kevinm5898
    @kevinm5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    "What is this teaspoon, tablespoon bullshit. You're making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for covid."
    Had me dying. 😂

    • @kosyem
      @kosyem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikaz4560
      @kamikaz4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "You're so ANAL" bruh I died

    • @ANIMEGIRL-e4o
      @ANIMEGIRL-e4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can’t with Uncle Roger I fell out my bed laughing my sister thought I couldn’t breathe

    • @kevinm5898
      @kevinm5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ANIMEGIRL-e4o I can't get enough. My wife is Asian and introduced me to him. I found him about a week ago, and I'm so stoked about having some good egg fried rice now. Gonna get all the ingredients and make it in my huge wok!

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The joke had you dying, but COVID won't.

  • @nikweinfurter5578
    @nikweinfurter5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Not even two minutes in and we have one fuiyoh and a “sorry children” ooooh this is gonna be good.

    • @dlg6227
      @dlg6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/RFq3XdqH-vA/w-d-xo.html

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear nik

    • @vlatter9537
      @vlatter9537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku wait what? explain more about this rogue comment, please

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vlatter9537 it’s just a.... troll? I’m pretty sure it’s satire or comedy or something but I’ve not bothered to really look into it

  • @daniellabarron9393
    @daniellabarron9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    If rice in bowl: eat with chopsticks
    If rice in plate: eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen: DON'T EAT AT ALL

    • @ani3tyy
      @ani3tyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If rice in BBC kitchen: *DON'T LET THEM COOK IT.*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @rohanmaneyg397
      @rohanmaneyg397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eat with glass

    • @fusion3953
      @fusion3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If rice in Jamie Oliver Restaurant: Drop menu and run away

    • @EchoRoblox
      @EchoRoblox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if u mean by cremate it to the ashes then you’re correct
      also if rice in kay’s cooking: don’t let her put the uncooked rice into the wok

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I don't often see Uncle Roger happy, but when I do, I love seeing some get their uncle/auntie crown.
    This does bring a smile to my face.

  • @firstnamalastnama2794
    @firstnamalastnama2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Uncle roger: just throw random shit in pan
    Jamie Oliver: *nervous sweating*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @leoerggg8891
      @leoerggg8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@riskyy2657 you keep spamming and ill keep reporting you until your channel is taken down , understood?

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leoerggg8891 . Solid bro...gone.

    • @josphatdaktari979
      @josphatdaktari979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html

  • @typicallymilk955
    @typicallymilk955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3707

    Uncle Roger: *disses people who doesn’t have a rice cooker*
    His Asian Ancestors: Haiyaa why you roast them? We also don’t have rice cooker.

    • @despxir7897
      @despxir7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Big brain

    • @vantablack2847
      @vantablack2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Asian ancestor have a built in rice cooker within them, unfortunately, this innate power of Ancient Asian is diluted more and more as time goes, thus the innate rice cookery skill is lost within a few generations.

    • @g_lorn
      @g_lorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they did it with bambus over a bowl of steaming water

    • @Hellschwarz
      @Hellschwarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      World War II is over, use technology

    • @tsixeton9705
      @tsixeton9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rice cookers are for dorm kids or busy rich people. Poor students like me only buy a $9 sausepan that can cook rice, porridge, noodle, soup, and everything else that keep us survive.🤪

  • @DaisyRM
    @DaisyRM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    "do you use finger test on your girlfriend also?" I about died of laughter 😂

    • @navneel13mondal2
      @navneel13mondal2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite line😂😂

    • @guodonglin5711
      @guodonglin5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      原来笑死真的可以直译😂

    • @vDREEGONv
      @vDREEGONv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I died too, come to my funeral may 19th

    • @glowleaf
      @glowleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vDREEGONv HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @quintencedillo7863
    @quintencedillo7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As an Asian/white family, everytime my friends come over and see our rice maker, it’s like magic to them, and I never understood why you would make it yourself🤣, also that seriously is the best brand rice maker, parents were gifted one at their wedding 28 years ago and thing still works like it’s brand new, worth the price point %100

    • @tampamabins2868
      @tampamabins2868 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are white with a hispanic last name???

    • @SirEmuTheDapper
      @SirEmuTheDapper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tampamabins2868what’s wrong with that?

  • @darknessmoto9912
    @darknessmoto9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    Pappa’s biggest achievement here is getting Uncle Roger to let his real voice slip SEVERAL times throughout the video.

    • @starfish1037
      @starfish1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      time stamps?

    • @odst1172
      @odst1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@starfish1037 look at the outtakes

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@starfish1037 1:58
      11:47
      11:54
      12:38
      13:01

    • @ryan123dean1
      @ryan123dean1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh he always talks in his regular voice in the outtakes and the "sorry children"

    • @PvtJoker-gq5jq
      @PvtJoker-gq5jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starfish1037 ka) @

  • @ecksdee2146
    @ecksdee2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    all jokes aside, zojirushi is legitimately one of the best rice cooker and general appliance brands out there. my grandad moved to the US from Japan over 40 years ago and bought one of those older styled ones with the cook/warm switch, and my grandmother still uses it to this day. still makes perfect rice every single time.

    • @icy0583
      @icy0583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bought one last year. Worth every penny.

    • @scammer9348
      @scammer9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      But does it still blast rice cooking music?

    • @ahhshucks
      @ahhshucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @bloodlily1203
      @bloodlily1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I also have a zojirushi water heater and I suspect there will be a fight over it when I move out.

    • @ThomasFoolery8
      @ThomasFoolery8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Japan bro. 100% quality.

  • @weebthecuber8112
    @weebthecuber8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3923

    Uncle Roger starter pack:
    1. MSG
    2. Haiyaaaaa
    3. Use fingaaaa use fingaaaaaaaa
    4. Jamie Oliver fried rice is worse than eating toenails
    Edit: I forgot a lot of things, you guys can add them by replying

    • @jackie7518
      @jackie7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      You forgot fuiyol

    • @lnguyen-1290
      @lnguyen-1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@jackie7518 you have to buy the full version for the fuiyoh feature

    • @shurimiguru565
      @shurimiguru565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sorry children

    • @weebthecuber8112
      @weebthecuber8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@shurimiguru565 oops forgot that one

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Concerning 4. he would not use "is"

  • @Technickcall
    @Technickcall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:40 I thought he was going to say "Uncle Roger didn't know I have to own a yacht to make fried rice"

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6002

    Uncle roger: $85 polo too expensive
    Owns a $179 rice cooker and hes ok

    • @craighill8251
      @craighill8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      Rice is life

    • @maklogetrich2378
      @maklogetrich2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      rice cooker for the rest of your life

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      £85 is a lot more than $85 ... around $119US Haiyaa

    • @sj4iy
      @sj4iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I mean, if you cook rice everyday then yeah, it's something you'll spend extra on and completely worth it. We have a zojirushi (although bigger than uncle roger's) and we use every single day. Before that, we had a small tiger rice cooker that lasted 15 years. They last a very long time.

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      You can't cook rice with a polo

  • @thehungryhussey
    @thehungryhussey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9088

    This is hilarious. Love both of you guys.

    • @dstroy2446
      @dstroy2446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What!? A chef with a comment with no replies?! Nice!

    • @bigfatchunguscat3737
      @bigfatchunguscat3737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Justin SK g

    • @potatoq3259
      @potatoq3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      500th Reply

    • @definitelyadam.4892
      @definitelyadam.4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How are you not verified

    • @Jitwos
      @Jitwos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am scared to like bc it will change the number (420)

  • @littilwood
    @littilwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    I love it, because I watch you both, and you refer to yourself as "Uncle," while Joshua refers to himself as "Papa." Family dynamics.

  • @eBoyGamer1106
    @eBoyGamer1106 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm laughing how Nick took tries to get the prestigious "Uncle" title, and Joshua only took one attempt to get it. LMAO

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6641

    I’m such a failure I can’t make rice without a rice cooker😂😂😂

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Dont feel bad. None of us can

    • @Jaebeombestie
      @Jaebeombestie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol same

    • @stichexsperament6263
      @stichexsperament6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lmao I can but don't feel bad because making it in a pot is annoying

    • @ShadowLimited310
      @ShadowLimited310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rice is notoriously difficult to cook, the cooker just makes it's consistent

    • @FlamerzZz
      @FlamerzZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Being a chinese chef for 4 years and started from bottom first 2 years cooking rice everyday....i can confirm that cooking rice without a rice cooker is super hard(been there done that when the rice cooker died middle of service). When the rice is fully cooked you only have few seconds to switch the fire off cause it burns quickly, or you have to control the fire at the right temperature if not the bottom will burn and the top remains raw. You just eye it but you cant open the lid ! it would fuck the rice up too! Its worse than baking a cake.

  • @JyForFun
    @JyForFun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    "Don't worry, Uncle Roger single. Very confident in my right hand" - Who else can relate? HAHAHA
    "Sorry children!"

    • @hearthatbird
      @hearthatbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, stop calling me out.

    • @siduenmelisa3436
      @siduenmelisa3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/2dPZc70XzqE/w-d-xo.html😄

    • @idkanygoodname159
      @idkanygoodname159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ea

    • @xx_amr_ysr_xx1966
      @xx_amr_ysr_xx1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I as well am confident with my right hand

    • @candacex5430
      @candacex5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/2dPZc70XzqE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Rose-uf1eh
    @Rose-uf1eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    I love the way he just says “sorry children”

    • @Hankiehannie
      @Hankiehannie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      dat deep voice 🙌😂

    • @perryjames5602
      @perryjames5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He went from uncle to daddy no cap

    • @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934
      @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      WTF I just heard it from him when I saw your comment

    • @wingmag0
      @wingmag0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can i say it sounds a little bit cringe?
      (Should i delete this comment...)
      _🗿_

    • @TheWanderingHunter
      @TheWanderingHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wingmag0 🗿

  • @ggakola9080
    @ggakola9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    9:19- Here in South India, we use our hands for eating rice

    • @leokan9860
      @leokan9860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in public tho

    • @kingb9357
      @kingb9357 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leokan9860 Yeah We use hands to eat rice in home but in public we prefer spoon.

    • @sangeethasancharaya6870
      @sangeethasancharaya6870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Many south asians and arabs do so

    • @dannygrio
      @dannygrio ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry to say, but hands are the least in Indian food. lol If you watch some videos online of indian food.. Prove that higine is not excencial,

    • @joslinechristopher7936
      @joslinechristopher7936 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leokan9860 yeah we do use hands in public

  • @pureskullbruh1296
    @pureskullbruh1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Joshua : " add msg to fried rice "
    Uncle Roger : *Humanity Restore*

    • @joharaal-jehani6346
      @joharaal-jehani6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that an accidental dark souls reference?

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joharaal-jehani6346 no, purposeful

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riskyy2657 no u didnt

    • @pureskullbruh1296
      @pureskullbruh1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ika Ayu halo :)
      Salam

  • @henryxvii8704
    @henryxvii8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    what i love about uncle is that he actually trashtalks jamie better than gordon

    • @staceye2851
      @staceye2851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup. Remember when Gordo (the stupid doughnut) went after Jamie's teeth? I mean, really?

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@staceye2851 Now that's just ridiculous

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheJadedView as an Asian I'm 100% trash talking Jamie Oliver after watching some of his Asian recipes. They either make me want to scream or puke and just... No. That man doesn't understand culture. But I do respect Gordon on the other hand, because he actually does respect the culture the dish he is cooking comes from. I was so glad to see the amount of respect he gave to the people who taught him how to cook real Indian food, his willingness to learn and he always strove to make it fit our taste. He didn't go all, "oh I bet I can make a British version of this" like most British chef's do. There is a dish he cooked which is very famous in my culture and I couldn't help but feel proud of the effort he, as a white man with low spice tolerance put into impressing the ladies who taught him how to cook it. That's a true chef right there.

    • @henryxvii8704
      @henryxvii8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheJadedView wont do.. have big respect for omelette lord pepin and no-meat man ducasse
      dont you savages go for wolfgang and tom keller though... im serious...

  • @twisty8005
    @twisty8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "don't worry, uncle Roger single, I'm confident in my right hand"

    • @morpheusandrew5153
      @morpheusandrew5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am confident on both of mine.

    • @crocodile._
      @crocodile._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Twisty twisty swirl

    • @hi-wu7ju
      @hi-wu7ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sorry children

    • @devisavage2570
      @devisavage2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died

    • @solemnander
      @solemnander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I still cannot tell if he’s putting on the accent after hearing him say I’m sorry children

  • @reyhang8608
    @reyhang8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Congrats Josh. Getting Unclehood is no small deal coming from Uncle Roger.

  • @kunal3795
    @kunal3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    "If rice in bowl, use chopstick; if rice in plate, use spoon; if rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out!"

  • @lucidgreen.
    @lucidgreen. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Of course, you eating salt on crack."
    I'm howling.

  • @froz_yt
    @froz_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Uncle Roger: "just trow random shit in pan"
    How to basic: "hmmmmmmmm"

    • @wlwendylow
      @wlwendylow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OH SHIT-

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      we need Uncle Roger to react to that masterchef

    • @Aranak777
      @Aranak777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DONT GIVE HIM IDEA

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Aranak777 I fully support the idea

    • @peempit4406
      @peempit4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw this comment perfectly in time when the video got into that part...

  • @iu2
    @iu2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:38 "Do you also use hair dryer to blow leaf?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Uncle Roger: Torture is the secret ingredient
    Also Uncle Roger: don’t torture your cleaners

    • @carlcouture1023
      @carlcouture1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But do the cleaners add to the flavor?

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@carlcouture1023 their tears add extra salt.

  • @WTFdanni
    @WTFdanni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2714

    “Sorry, children”
    Phew 🥵 that voice

    • @Feetlcker123
      @Feetlcker123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What time stamp

    • @brogantraylen4340
      @brogantraylen4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Feetlcker123 1:57

    • @kidbwrld
      @kidbwrld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @Haz_wizZYT
      @Haz_wizZYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@memeintomori7161 112

    • @teddy_territory4209
      @teddy_territory4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *Viewers suddenly simps for uncle Roger

  • @sparkymularkey6970
    @sparkymularkey6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Josh's fried rice looks amazing, but it looks like something that would be at an upscale Asian Fusion restaurant that you go to with your girlfriend's family to meet her parents for the first time and the food is delicious, but you're kind of uncomfortable.
    Uncle Roger's fried rice looks like the kind of fried rice that you get in a street market after you've had a night of drinking and you need some good, cheap food that tastes like a hug feels.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That is the most accurate description I've heard and you're not wrong lol.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U guys can't accept that he made better fried rice than uncle Roger.

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@suklasinha303 No, he did make better fried rice. It's just better in a different way. It's fancy and impressive and it looks amazing. But, sometimes, a person prefers the simple things. That's OK, too.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sparkymularkey6970 uncle Roger cleary said that his fried rice taste better than his

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@suklasinha303 I ain't Uncle Roger.

  • @JustinCalub
    @JustinCalub หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:47 , "throw the whole bottle also." Makes me roll around on the floor while laughing loudly in the middle of the night. Now my mom staring at me with the death stare.

  • @moonie510
    @moonie510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    You know you’re broke when your rice cooker doesn’t even sing for you

    • @elewasajna4904
      @elewasajna4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Dean Vennard it's okay just BECOME the rice cooker

    • @idkpoke6486
      @idkpoke6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally went to my rice cooker and saw it was the same brand 😂😂

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mine is either cook or warm and it works fine

    • @antonfelice5284
      @antonfelice5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we don't even have rice cooker, we use pot and burnt rice on the bottom after cooking lol.

    • @cherribomb3054
      @cherribomb3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antonfelice5284 And We Eat Rice With Our Hands

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    The reason Asian food is so good is because they rummaged through their fridge, threw ingredients together and said “BAM, New dish”

    • @hiromishisantos9890
      @hiromishisantos9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeahh it makes canned sardines a fancy dish lol

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch the master, Jacques Pepin's "Cooking at home" series, he literally does that in every video. Of course, he applies French technique, but it is as you say, creatively using what you have.

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re not wrong there

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well ya ain't wrong tho

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiromishisantos9890 fr HAHAHAHAHA

  • @lillauser9483
    @lillauser9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    When he says a dirty joke then changes his voice. Hits every time...

    • @sagarikauday3569
      @sagarikauday3569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I thought it was just me. Good to know I'm not alone😭

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sagarikauday3569 :D :D :D :D

    • @shidapiupiu9241
      @shidapiupiu9241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And now im simping over his voice already 💀

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shidapiupiu9241 :D :D :D

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "sorry children"

  • @mwkcheng
    @mwkcheng ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first video on the Lunar New Year. Finally TH-cam got it right with the recommendations! Congrats nephew Joshua for becoming uncle Joshua.

  • @DepartedHunter
    @DepartedHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I always appreciated that Joshua rarely flexes name brand or expensive cooking equipment. Subconsciously telling us you don’t need the most expensive things to make good food. Just now I realize that he subtly flexes his money other ways like his Rolex.

    • @RealPetasi
      @RealPetasi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it was just for this video.

    • @Jaigarful
      @Jaigarful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RealPetasi Nah its a lot of things like his Telsa as well. And his food budget. Hes free to do what he wishes, but "But Better" videos where he spends 5-6 times the amount on food is just patronizing to me.

    • @MotoHikes
      @MotoHikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jaigarful Same. His use of needlessly ridiculous ingredients and equipment is what made me unsub from him. He's ridiculously out of touch from what his channel used to be.

    • @Franku_4
      @Franku_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The people who buy rolex usually don't know any better watch brands tho.

  • @HonkeyKongLive
    @HonkeyKongLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "he looks like he has more bitcoin than friends" is the most savage shit I've heard in a minute

    • @kedrickswain6509
      @kedrickswain6509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell, having 1 bitcoin and no friends is enough for me.

  • @nathanroe9244
    @nathanroe9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4927

    Hey to anyone else who's struggling, I just want to point out that Uncle Roger didn't tell us to buy the Zojirushi cooker IF we got our shit together, he told us to buy it WHEN we get our shit together.
    Uncle Roger believes in us

    • @anthonywilkinson5563
      @anthonywilkinson5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      good uncle

    • @Cheese69.69
      @Cheese69.69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E

    • @jaystef1627
      @jaystef1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He watches over us all

    • @nez3317
      @nez3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3.8k likes 9 months ago and its only THREE comments lemme make it 4

    • @GiantPotato7
      @GiantPotato7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

  • @patricknez7258
    @patricknez7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:06 "Why you hot boxing the duck fat?" 😂

  • @Semiotichazey
    @Semiotichazey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "He look like guy who own more bitcoin than friend"
    Brilliant line

  • @jamesfenriz1204
    @jamesfenriz1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "You're making egg fried rice, not developing a vaccine for Covid" left me dead asf lmao

  • @monkeysgonna5306
    @monkeysgonna5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    I don't measure my ingredients as well, my ancestors usually just whisper to me " that's enough my son or that shit be salty as hell"

    • @galactuscodm4559
      @galactuscodm4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well iam Indian we never Ever Measure The Ingredients that Precise but only Like Taking some Quantity

    • @trevorreid9142
      @trevorreid9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like to ignore that voice cus I like salty stuff

    • @univerzlegrowand5935
      @univerzlegrowand5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A good cook never measures, but a good teacher always does

    • @G4MBIT
      @G4MBIT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word

    • @vanessayan3684
      @vanessayan3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@univerzlegrowand5935 agree! I think joshua also intended his video to be a tutorial (well, leaving out the smoke gun, double aged soy sauce and all that stuff that most people don’t have) for other people to recreate it who might not be experienced at all and don’t know how much to throw in. And that’s why he mentioned the measurements!

  • @kyeoptawerk93ah
    @kyeoptawerk93ah ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the chef wan video is still my favorite vid to this day of uncle roger's. he matched uncle roger's energy so well haha

  • @Unco_Drew
    @Unco_Drew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    “Now grab some strawberry jam”
    Uncle Roger: 👁👄👁
    “Just joking”
    Uncle Roger: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @onghy
      @onghy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I choked when he took out strawberry jam 😂

  • @variokp7327
    @variokp7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    can we talk about how he's voice change when he said "sorry children"

    • @toniibaloneyy9265
      @toniibaloneyy9265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was looking for this comment for forvever😭😭🤣

    • @gebycho
      @gebycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

    • @jiawho
      @jiawho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gebycho 1:57

    • @RamSavage
      @RamSavage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's his original voice 🤣🤣

    • @imemen780
      @imemen780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cant stop laughing that part

  • @comfymoder72
    @comfymoder72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    The way he talks about his woks makes me think he is "pansexual"

  • @nat78980
    @nat78980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He uses measurements because his ancestors can’t tell him to stop because they have no concept of flavor

  • @brookiepook624
    @brookiepook624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "And the way he loading this smoke gun, I can tell, nephew Joshua smoke weed before" 😂😂😂

    • @aramamikaere9117
      @aramamikaere9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed my ass off at that cause its so true

  • @claire_yang
    @claire_yang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    6:57 “I can tell nephew Joshua smoke weed before” HAHAHAH

  • @zenaxproductions7927
    @zenaxproductions7927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    I love how uncle roger can't complain about the cooking, so he starts with the fashion and the messurements (which he does because for people to follow along at home). Josh is a really good and professional cook, but he does love to flex haha

    • @glocktop916
      @glocktop916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      its an asian thing lol

    • @zulhilmi5787
      @zulhilmi5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You also need to understand that fried rice is a regular dishes for Asian. It doesn't make sense to wash that much of equipment for things you do daily. Just minimise it as much as possible. Josh probably do that because he is doing it for video or he can't relate having to do fried rice as daily meals.

    • @robertwilson8939
      @robertwilson8939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really hate his editing style

    • @thatboymeak
      @thatboymeak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zulhilmi5787 people try to cook Asian food like Italian food.
      being hyperbolic here, but one is quick, high flame, eye measured while the other is slow, low and precise

    • @obuw1
      @obuw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "which he does because for people to follow along at home" - yeah, the people who follow along at home, who have duck fat and a cold smoke gun just lying around.

  • @ScorchedPyro
    @ScorchedPyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:50 made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @stevexiong602
    @stevexiong602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    “If rice in Jamie Oliver Kitchen, throw away.”
    -Uncle Roger
    Biggest diss lmao 😂

    • @ZariusFontaine
      @ZariusFontaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rice or jamie?

    • @theletteralpha
      @theletteralpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew McCay
      Both

    • @Haz_wizZYT
      @Haz_wizZYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZariusFontaine the rice that entered the Jamie environment

    • @philchia4764
      @philchia4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless risotto. TBF he's an Italian trained chef.

  • @unidentifiedguy8253
    @unidentifiedguy8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6349

    I do love how MSG is villainized by the fattest, unhealthiest cultures (ie, Western) while those cultures that eat MSG on a daily basis are the longest lived, slimmest, and healthiest.

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THE HYPOCROSY
      OF COURSE, I ALSO AGRRE! - MR.TORGUE

    • @tompcd1189
      @tompcd1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      lol so true

    • @Thetravelingmonke
      @Thetravelingmonke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Yea the foods also just healthier in genneral like America you got deep fried burgers covered in butter and those cultures are just healthier but also great taste

    • @chuckmiller5763
      @chuckmiller5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      I love how people swear they are allergic to MSG but eat it everyday without knowing any better.

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Not to mention msg is in literally every savoury factory produced snack

  • @amanat12
    @amanat12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    When he said,
    "IF RICE IN JAMIE OLIVER KITCHEN, THROW IT OUT"
    I LOST IT😂😂

    • @richealmonteiro2021
      @richealmonteiro2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god me too, I just spat out my water on that line 😂😂

    • @arvinvilla7808
      @arvinvilla7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂

    • @philso7872
      @philso7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asians abhor wasting food so this was a pretty serious thing for Uncle Roger to say

    • @Target850
      @Target850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philso7872 its not wasting food, stray cats and dogs would eat it and you can eat the cats and dogs

  • @Envixity665
    @Envixity665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:19 Uncle Roger says he has more bitcoin than friends who says he has bitcoin.

  • @pxtgsh
    @pxtgsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    "Ah he used finger, use finger"
    That's what she said.
    Sorry children.

    • @Xavier_Renegade_Angel
      @Xavier_Renegade_Angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Papa Roger !!!! 👀😉💯

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Two "sorry, children " in one day! 👏👏👏👏

    • @yetti399
      @yetti399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you use finger shouldn't it be Sorry NO children

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yetti399 😆

    • @yitz3155
      @yitz3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need max of Sam the cooking guy saying this in the background...

  • @Mr_Feyshade
    @Mr_Feyshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4481

    MSG = Makes Shit Good!

  • @youxarexmyxsunshine
    @youxarexmyxsunshine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    As the Aunty once said to Gordon Ramsey who visited her kitchen, “Just agak agak...” meaning...just throw a bit of this, a bit of that until your ancestors are satisfied!

    • @Chunkosaurus
      @Chunkosaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was exactly what I was thinking

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was thinking of this. First time I saw Ramsay got schooled.

    • @josekatwijk5336
      @josekatwijk5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ika Ayu ?

    • @pipsqueak6846
      @pipsqueak6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ika Ayu nyari duid apa nyari malu, pansos ampe sejauh ini wkwkwkwk

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a lot of respect for Ramsay as a chef, but he sometimes sticks his head up his ass about food. Especially when he complains about a grilled cheese sandwich and he’s completely unable to make a grilled cheese.

  • @ra2186
    @ra2186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why are you hotboxing the duck fat?' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @santiagocortez9554
    @santiagocortez9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Joshua's fried rice looks like the one my rich classmate eats at school along with a couple strips of bacon.

    • @Jakc.
      @Jakc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 but better is for making it taste better
      There is but cheaoer for making cheap and tasty so

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 that's what making something better means? My mom and I have been "but bettering" shit since way before I started watching Joshua Weissman. We live in India and the packaged shit we get here isn't that great. So we used to make it at home... But better. And it almost always needs elements to be changed in order to be better. Its not changing the dish entirely, but the usage of different ingredients. Just like Joshua does. If you don't change certain ingredients, you're not making the dish better are you? It's the same thing rehashed at home. Just because dominoes likes to add weird ketchup instead of marinara, and icky cheese, doesn't mean we have to too. I swear the amount of times I have cursed pizza places for their shit marinara and just decided to make it home. People who like cooking at home have been doing this for ages. If you don't like the but better version make your own. No one is stopping you. Or eat the original if you're such a fan of sub par food.

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 I guess we do disagree on what better is...

    • @jovanimartinez8277
      @jovanimartinez8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 so u legit want same ingredients, same dish, but cooked with good techniques. I understand where you're coming from, but there are some dishes that are so simple they can be bland. Like fried chicken, add different spices to the flour and it technically saying that it's a different dish. I honestly like what Joshua is doing, it's not out of this world and personally made me go to local asian stores for cheap and delicious ingredients.

  • @Metroidkalib
    @Metroidkalib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The way he said "Sorry children" made my heart rate go through the roof.

    • @Rothiii
      @Rothiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I WAS SOAKED!!!!!!

    • @heyoki8055
      @heyoki8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my stomach dropped and my core quaked

    • @gebycho
      @gebycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @ammaarahfarheen896
      @ammaarahfarheen896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gebycho 1:55

    • @Metroidkalib
      @Metroidkalib 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gebycho 1:59

  • @LexiAzure
    @LexiAzure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    1:25 “He think money grow on tree?”
    Joshua who has every single kitchen tool that exists just to flex : *no*

    • @zennyboi9495
      @zennyboi9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made it 69 for 69

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua has to be one of the douchiest and pointless cooking channels ever, all he does is take a recipie, make it more fucking expensive (yeah because people casually have coal smoked duck fat, black truffles, gold plates in their house), and his editing too, i feel like im watching an unfunny 2015 meme video or something. We get it, you have money, nobody cares
      other than that, when hes not making stuff ridiculously expensive and is following a recipie he is an ok cooking channel

  • @Sharky_1425
    @Sharky_1425 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that he is not a chef and home cook but know a lot about cooking is just insane and his joke and roast r too cool to be on TH-cam❤

  • @Ash-yl3zc
    @Ash-yl3zc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Uncle Roger: " Haiyaaa dont use vegetable. Vegetable taste like sad"
    Shallots, Spring onion, Garlic: "Move over tomato, we the new fruits"

    • @그냥사람-e9f
      @그냥사람-e9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      they are the only vegetables that don't taste like sad
      also onion but you know it's basically just a big shallot

    • @paklekj4429
      @paklekj4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to eat vegetabkes... but only if it was mixed with peanut sauce [not peanut butter]

    • @wasup1457
      @wasup1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paklekj4429 *vegetables

  • @theroyalcookie5506
    @theroyalcookie5506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Uncle Roger: "Just Throw!"
    Newbie Chef: **Throws entire container of salt in pan, including container**

    • @A11V1R15
      @A11V1R15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Some recipes calls for salt to taste, some chiefs put salt to bad taste

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@A11V1R15 idk if it’s a language thing, but the word you’re looking for is “Chef” not “Chiefs”

    • @ObEsEcOoNmAn3695
      @ObEsEcOoNmAn3695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A11V1R15 yeah you dumb 🐒

    • @ryanslauderdale
      @ryanslauderdale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uncle Roger: “Just throw random s**t in pan.” Yeah, like Jamie Oliver’s chili jam. HAIYAAA

    • @alvinzhang5905
      @alvinzhang5905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true…💀

  • @lukaswastaken8756
    @lukaswastaken8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Uncle Roger is probably the king of rare insults

    • @jahvzi
      @jahvzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably? you mean *POSITIVELY?*

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jahvzi which positive are you implying? His covid test or the weejio?

    • @Gustavo-if6er
      @Gustavo-if6er 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@humanman2358 oh no...😂

    • @subsan_
      @subsan_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@humanman2358 lOL

    • @m3ss1g0at2
      @m3ss1g0at2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * 𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗥𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝗼𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁

  • @R.A.Z.I.Q
    @R.A.Z.I.Q 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Uncle roger: in asia we eat rice with spoon 🤗
    Me: NO WE EAT WITH THE TRUSTY HAND

  • @Squalits
    @Squalits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    On the flip side
    In Malaysia
    "If rice in bowl, use hand"
    "If rice in plate, use hand"
    "If there's spoon . Throw it and use hand"

    • @Leon-mq8on
      @Leon-mq8on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Eh not everyone in Malaysia does that for sure.

    • @zack1250
      @zack1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well majority of Malaysian uses hand when eating rice....Malay, indigenous peoples and indian... that's like 2 quarter of Malaysian who does that

    • @Leon-mq8on
      @Leon-mq8on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zack1250 So? My point still stands.

    • @Leon-mq8on
      @Leon-mq8on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zack1250 Even the Malays and Indians use spoon & fork if they are eating out in a restaurant.

    • @idamariamabdulrahim8305
      @idamariamabdulrahim8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Leon-mq8on Relax la Leonard... this is just humour. We don’t factually correct uncle roger for giving the world the impression that all middle aged Asian/Malaysian uncles act like him do we?🙊

  • @ADCriativa
    @ADCriativa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    And I quote: "You are making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for Covid" By Uncle Roger;
    I loved It. Best line ever.

    • @bruhsset
      @bruhsset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His giggle was the cherry on top 😂

  • @Aaackermann
    @Aaackermann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Roger= Uncle
    Josh = Papa
    Means, both are brothers! Makes sense!

  • @Naomi_4life
    @Naomi_4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he say “if rice is in Jamie Oliver Kitchen throw it out” got me laughing

  • @carolinepena5633
    @carolinepena5633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    The 2K people that disliked either had a peanut allergy or loved Jamie Oliver's cooking.
    Edit: Or vegans, msg-haters or karens too, like you all said! Also thanks guys for the 2K likes, I never thought I'd get this much attention haha

  • @isaacyek7619
    @isaacyek7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Nephew Joshua: Uses colander
    Uncle Roger: Panik!
    Nephew Joshua: use to wash rice
    Uncle Roger: kalm
    Nephew Joshua: uses chili jam
    Uncle Roger: Panik!

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I believe he actually said “Grab some strawberry jam” which is WAY worse.
      Edit: I looked it up, and he did indeed say “strawberry jam”

    • @zg1710
      @zg1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forgot the part where Nephew Joshua said just kidding

    • @amir-jk6tb
      @amir-jk6tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ni mesti org malaysia ni sbb guna paniK not paniC

    • @brahmpayton334
      @brahmpayton334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cataryad661 With that much extra sugar. Yes.

  • @notchamama7571
    @notchamama7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Can we get a “Hell, yeah” for Uncle Roger on not dirtying up 5 million measuring cups, spoons, bowls, colanders...

    • @AddieDraws
      @AddieDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah

    • @Rustybits
      @Rustybits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah! Bet he doesn't even have a cleaner

    • @hekkoCZ
      @hekkoCZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Personally, I'm somewhere in between. When I make something for the first time and need to follow a recipe, I do measure everything and prepare stuff in advance, using many cups and bowls. Once I know what I'm doing, I streamline the process, measure "by eye", and season to taste - because now I know how the meal should look like and taste during cooking.

    • @phph317
      @phph317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YAYYEH

    • @redgoldcrown3990
      @redgoldcrown3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my initiation as A Good Home Cook (no measuring shit) began because I was a lazy ass teenager who couldn't be bothered to bring out the measuring spoons...

  • @lifesQnA
    @lifesQnA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:28 there are some rice dishes you need to eat with a fork, for example Albanian stuffed peppers (it's rice but in a bell pepper)