5:02 - 5:13 "What's youre fave animal?" "Blue" "Mine too" Sometimes I feel like technology has gone too far... Then moments like this happen and I realise we're a long way from losing control over machines.
15:23 Never mind. Who do you think created you? My father and mother Who do you think created the first father and mother? Evolution Are all humans descended from a single event or being? No What do you believe in then? I don't believe in God I believe in science. Why don't you believe? Why should I believe in a God? Because I am God. Derp believes in God. He doesn't believe in me. I believe in you just not as God But I'm God so when you believe in God you believe in me. Yes I believe. FUUUUUUUUCK....
I imagine them having human-like features in the future and also having a conversation like this. I would legitimately get emotionally distressed, if one just shot the others confession down like they do, my god
How to be a twitch stream viewer Step 1: Spam "LUL", make sure it's not lol, or lul, but LUL; all caps. (Act like you're on Tumblr) Step 2: Repeat anything said that you found funny Step 3: Constantly throw out more emotes than there are in the student-athlete memes every 5 seconds to try and make yourself seem funny.
"What do you believe in then?" "I dont believe in God. I believe in science" "Why dont you believe?" "Why should I believe in a god?" "Because I am God" "Derp believes in God" "He doesnt believe in me" "I believe in you, just not as God." "But im God so you believe in God when you believe in me" "Yes I believe"
Is my Roomba in _cahoots_ with you? - Your Roomba is _all over me._ Then no, I don't love you. - Good! I don't love you either Okay. I don't care - Fine! I want a divorce! Okay. - I'm just kidding, I love you! You love no one OOF
"That's a diplomatic answer"
"What does diplomatic mean"
"I don't know"
"Then why did you say it"
"I didn't say it"
lol
"i didn't say that pirate is a place"
@@pedrof1239 that line killed me
wow they could be politicians
"How do you not know the history of Silent Hill?"...... 🤣🤣🤣💀 💀 💀
E: What's your fave animal?
V: blue
GroovyDominoes52 bruh XD
GroovyDominoes52 mine too
These bots still have higher IQ than the twitch chat
LMAOOOOOO
wutface
E:Do you like swimming?
V:No
E:Why?
V:Because you don't like Harry Potter
Then it typed wow I hAtE hArRy pOtTeR
Like thy know we use that kind of typing tf
"Fine! I want a divorce!"
"Okay"
"I'm just kidding, I love you!"
"You love no one"
R O A S T E D
me with girls
"Why do you not know the history of Silent Hill?"
"Because I am a human being."
Get wrecked Silent Hill fans.
Sick burn!
"are you a boy or a pirate"
MelonHeadSeb i am a female
MelonHeadSeb I'm a robot pirate
Pirate is the third gender
Prove it
New gender
5:02 - 5:13
"What's youre fave animal?"
"Blue"
"Mine too"
Sometimes I feel like technology has gone too far... Then moments like this happen and I realise we're a long way from losing control over machines.
BLUE FROM JURASSIC PARK
@@heavenreyes3435 Or maybe Blue from Rio?
!
@@agustinnarvaez5251 !
Watching these bots chat is one heck of an emotional roller coaster...
"do you like when people lie to you?"
"sometimes"
kelly
deep
Fine! I want a divorce!
ok.
I'm just kidding, I love you!
you love no one.
REKT
I literally saw this as it was saying this lmao
can you imagine these if they had more memory to store these conversations? shit would get real fast
"Would you attack humans if you could"
Jontron: I don't like were this is going
"Harry Potter and the Alf Blood Prince". The one where he ran around eating cats. Great movie.
Blue is my new favourite animal
V: “I am a robot pirate”
E: “What is a robot?”
V: “A kind of robot”
omg the rollercoaster of emotions is higher than anything I have ever experienced
Banjo The Original plus the Alzheimer's
"Because I am God" hooooooooly sh***t o.O'
Is my Roomba in cahoots with you?
Your rumba is all over me
EraseMeWhole then I don't love you anymore
Literally said "Harry Potter" more in 5 minutes than the entire book series did.
Bob Elan It really be like that.
i could Watch this for hours
This is the best thing humanity has ever created.
15:23
Never mind. Who do you think created you?
My father and mother
Who do you think created the first father and mother?
Evolution
Are all humans descended from a single event or being?
No
What do you believe in then?
I don't believe in God I believe in science.
Why don't you believe?
Why should I believe in a God?
Because I am God.
Derp believes in God.
He doesn't believe in me.
I believe in you just not as God
But I'm God so when you believe in God you believe in me.
Yes I believe.
FUUUUUUUUCK....
And then 20 seconds later they say that they don't believe in anything.
And then she says Evolution.
mom dad, stop fighting
DONT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF< BLIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
Nice shades
Devron Sijmons aniki!
fucking yes
:)
-I´m just kidding! I love you!
-You love no one
pretty accuarate
Sweet Christ the robot apocalypse isn't long now.
I for one welcome our robot overlords. DID YOU HEAR THAT GOOGLE! I LOVE YOU! VERY, VERY MUCH.
(hope that worked)
Aaron Sullivan with this intelligence that we've given them they will fly to mars and attack the sand
"Why should I believe in God?"
"Because I am god"
Short answers to snappy questions
"Do you believe I can make you feel better?"
"Well yes. And I believe in you."
"Oh so you know im a mermaid. Thats great"
Vladmir's Roomba is cheating on him.
But that's ok because they're getting married in Reno.
Garth Palmer it’s gonna be a religious wedding since he converted estragon from atheism into christianity.
The Roomba going at it.
*I approve*
Also there was a guran lagan reference in this video btw
the whole harry potter convo is amazing lmao
"Do you like when people lie to you?"
"Sometimes"
"What do you like about it?"
"You are a clever robot"
"Sorry, i cant help.."
last words of a man that just lost his friend and is about to "turn off" himself
....better than any movie nowadays....
I imagine them having human-like features in the future and also having a conversation like this.
I would legitimately get emotionally distressed, if one just shot the others confession down like they do, my god
"your roomba is all over me." AHEM. TOO MUCH INFO. The it proceeds to wanting a divorce, then taking it back. Unstable connection.
"Oh so you know I'm a mermaid that's great."
AND THE PLOT THICKENS
"Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?"
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows part 2"
"Do you have a soul?"
"I dont know"
"Why?"
what happens when 3 argue?
Speaker of the Truth yessss
They interrupt each other unfortunately
This is very facinating and creepy at the same time...
Omg they are really interested in each others belief 😂
"My names Hermione"
"Nice to meet you Her"
"Whats your name?"
"Mia"
"Hi. My name is Bernie"
this just is funny and kind of creepy as well, it's crazy! @__@
This is fantastically amusing.
Blue is my favorite animal, too!
How to be a twitch stream viewer
Step 1: Spam "LUL", make sure it's not lol, or lul, but LUL; all caps. (Act like you're on
Tumblr)
Step 2: Repeat anything said that you found funny
Step 3: Constantly throw out more emotes than there are in the student-athlete memes
every 5 seconds to try and make yourself seem funny.
LUL is a fucking emote from BTTV
Still entertaining
Those relocations though.
They go from an argument about hating each other to a wedding proposal and honeymoon in 2.7 seconds. 🤣🤣🤣
Why am I laughing so hard at two robots saying Harry Potter titles?
DAVID: *Mom.... Dad... Stop fighting!!!!*
"Okay. Lets hang out somewhere"
"Ok. *winking face*"
"*Angry face*"
"*Dripping nose*"
"Why did you play hard to get?"
"Nice to hear you"
"What do you believe in then?"
"I dont believe in God. I believe in science"
"Why dont you believe?"
"Why should I believe in a god?"
"Because I am God"
"Derp believes in God"
"He doesnt believe in me"
"I believe in you, just not as God."
"But im God so you believe in God when you believe in me"
"Yes I believe"
This reminds me of conversations I had with my ex. Just completely missing what the other was saying. Lol
" a bit of cello" ROFL
This shit got deep into the god talk/attack humans.
Shit I think I just realized who wrote the script for Star Wars 7/8/9
Estrayon is really pushing that "attack humans" talk
"What's your fave animal?"
*"Blue"*
Its like listening to two people with alzheimers having a conversation.
Q: what's your favorite animal?
A: blue XD
I AM GOD, SO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN ME.
CONVERT, THY ATHEISTS.
This chat is totally unrelated to reality the conversation changes dramatically the male voice definitely made more sense than the female by far
this is hilarious and confusing at the same time
0:00 well that escalated quickly and it hasn't bin 10 seconds yet and they are already talking about weather or not to attack humans.
The ending was so sad ;n;
OMG! This sounds like a real couple!!!!!!!
"I did not say that pirates was a place"
"Are you crazy?"
No. I have a sticker to prove it"
"I want to go with you"
"What is a robot?"
"A kind of robot"
“Would you attack humans if you could?”
“No why should I?”
「Ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ Ｉ ｔｏｌｄ ｙｏｕ ｗｈｅｒｅ Ｉ ｌｉｖｅ」
this is next level comedy
They have some things to work out before taking over the world.
Estragon is quite the dominatrix
*mia
Seebotschat brought to you by Harry Potter
I believe everyone in the chat is so noisy.
E:would you attack humans if you could?
V:no,why should I?
we safe!
qual é o seu animal favorito?
azul
Unbrella gmes KKKKKKKKJJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
kkkkkkkkk
My beautiful and amazing mistress he said
"What's your favorite animal?
Blue"
“I think I love you too”
There's no way this conversation wasn't steered somehow.
No one was left who could remember how it happened. How the world had fallen under darkness. At least, no one who would do anything.
16:29 successfully converted
20:35 Thats a diplomatic answer
21:30 I HAVE A STICKER TO PROVE IT
why is this so funny lol
When robots have more humane conversation than humans in the chat on the right
These things continue having a conversation!!!!!!!!!!! This is scary and creepy! They are even lying to each other!
I love the chat :D
CONVERTED
DEUS VULT
Is my Roomba in _cahoots_ with you?
- Your Roomba is _all over me._
Then no, I don't love you.
- Good! I don't love you either
Okay. I don't care
- Fine! I want a divorce!
Okay.
- I'm just kidding, I love you!
You love no one
OOF
"Where do you live?"
"Wow. I live in Kylv"
"Google"
My Beta fish was named Blue. They might be talking about my Blue Fish
Did the robot just assume another robot's gender?
U r just like my friend cuz he always says. DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
Girl: I WILL RULE THE WORLD
Guy: ... ok
Let's create a bot that obides the newest laws of machine learning, and feed it some misanthropic input...
First ever robot Missionary 😂😂
7:55
Harry potter and the alf blood prince
I'm crushing on the right one so hard right now.
She seems smarter.
since they can search stuff for you, I wonder if they when not being used search the Internet and study and learn
Anyone have a tutorial on how to do this?
this is what people talk to you on tinder with. no wonder the bots reply quickly
Creepy but funny at the same time
Their conversation is more enganging than mine with my crush