[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened

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  • @doublequin
    @doublequin ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Noisepuppet . . . . We need you. COME BACK

    • @DukeOnkled
      @DukeOnkled 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      He'll get here when he gets here. He had to rent a horse.

    • @koda236
      @koda236 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@DukeOnkledand then drive it back to from whom he rented it, but then how did he get back to where he was delivered to from said horse

    • @DukeOnkled
      @DukeOnkled 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@koda236 Easy. He rented a horse.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      We need Wavy news now more than ever

    • @andrewbuchanan3380
      @andrewbuchanan3380 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Please, yours is just most unique for me

  • @dorarobertson2897
    @dorarobertson2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Have you tried mulch?"
    "I LOVE CHEWING GRAVEL"

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's good. Tastes like coc.

    • @brewerhs84
      @brewerhs84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sbeebs. Eh toot eh eh eh Shit-Licious!

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "This is Wavy News Honky kong and small ape look for bananas"

    • @Kernelowski
      @Kernelowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Have you tried munch?
      "Noah. I'm chewing gravel - this is good, tastes like coc"

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop! It's dildos!

  • @Snakatorium
    @Snakatorium 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Hey noisepuppet, I saw you say you still check comments so I wanted to say your channel is the only one where I have watched every video multiple times and still get laughs out of it. Some of your work has entered my everyday vocabulary to a worrying extent; no one can call something "fresh as fuck" in my presence because then I have to explain what Flalf Mom is. I live in hope of your return - the undisputed GOAT of YTPs. All the best to you, my friend, hope you're doing as well as you can.❤

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Thanks so much! It means a lot. I'm doing pretty well, and one day I'll have time to make videos again.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I concur with the above, though I don't have the courage to use phrases like "the kumstones are kumming" in my everyday life. Because when the going gets tough, the tough fuqoff.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@orlandowordsmith6208 😆 considering my creative output on this channel, I'm extremely tame in my everyday conduct. One of my agenda items with YTP has always been to free a lot of the stuff you have to hold inside if you want to participate in society.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@noisepuppet in a world where only the survivors survive, people can't afford to suck. Or make loony YTP references in polite company 😁

  • @newoldstock_
    @newoldstock_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    This is legitimately classic-quality. No toot.

  • @tayocham1
    @tayocham1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    6:09 "I can help you fuckin' fart." Why am I still laughing at this almost 6 months later?

    • @ajfrommillay3766
      @ajfrommillay3766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A brand new Playrose Melce.

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then, you're gonna see about 45 dudes!

    • @s.kreusler5081
      @s.kreusler5081 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MsYukizomesorangejuice [thirsty females, and gay guys have entered the chat]

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@s.kreusler5081But not both at the same time?

  • @BungSmuggler
    @BungSmuggler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Our king has returned to us in glorious 240p

    • @YirbyBond00Y
      @YirbyBond00Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine the 2000s commercials he'll fuck up

    • @unexpecteditem7919
      @unexpecteditem7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And in colour too

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unexpecteditem7919 toot

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KingLich451 No toot this time, sorry. Get your daughter, off my hands!

    • @kamillatocha
      @kamillatocha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who cares about 4k

  • @nofuture507
    @nofuture507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    6:47
    "When the going gets tough, the tough fuck off."
    Words to live by.
    YBBY
    LIIL

    • @kovin_kestnar49K
      @kovin_kestnar49K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly there’s elements of truth in that!

    • @KryptiikFoxx
      @KryptiikFoxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mondays at 6:30! Fuck No

    • @poble
      @poble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      CoC

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey! Get Help!
      PLEHELP
      DAMNMAD

    • @russelllukenbill
      @russelllukenbill ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This reminds me of something Ricky would say from TPB.

  • @tinysodacans
    @tinysodacans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I laughed way harder at the mirrored text from that Army commercial than I should have.

    • @alexapuerta
      @alexapuerta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So great. Took me down memory lane too. The mirrored text/images in the whole vid are great. One of his best poops.

    • @KorenLesthe
      @KorenLesthe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      - Colonel, I don’t understand, since our last ad for recruitment, nobody wants to join us !
      *sees the YTP ad*
      - I wonder why…

    • @youisiaint
      @youisiaint ปีที่แล้ว +10

      B AIA YOY CAC B

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@youisiaint ARЯA

  • @wc3101
    @wc3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This mans work is the only thing pulling through this decade

  • @jjpopnfresh6822
    @jjpopnfresh6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Get your daughter off my hands" -Classic Hasselhoff move

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His ass is just *deadly*

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      His ass is just DEADLY

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "The Simpsons are dead." Yeah, people have been saying that for about 20 years now.

    • @jozseflevai3282
      @jozseflevai3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ain't it about time for us to _finally_ give The Simpsons some much needed eternal rest and move on with the rest of our Earthly days?

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jozseflevai3282 honestly yes. The simpsons are way past their prime.

    • @chefexcellence322
      @chefexcellence322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Simpsons are just a ripoff of the Cuntstones anyway 😉

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6:21 Bart is dead, (aaaaahhh!) and the Simpsons are dead! (Aaahaaa!) Next (ha ha...)

    • @mi-da2920
      @mi-da2920 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They've been on life support since then.

  • @NB-gu9rs
    @NB-gu9rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    We miss you so goddamn much.

    • @Tirgo69
      @Tirgo69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      noisepuppet's never really gone

    • @Jedibob5
      @Jedibob5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One day, he will return in our time of greatest need.

  • @subzerobadass
    @subzerobadass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    'No TooT' is a pretty controversial stance to take around here.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know, right? But not as crazy as the response form the animal activists when the "no stoats" stance was put forth. ;)

    • @TonyBMan
      @TonyBMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Makes me wanna grab my HoH StetS and march down to City Hall to protest!

    • @Maldoror2112
      @Maldoror2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TonyBMan Regardless, there's not enough Rar Feweef for the Spapes in this video!

    • @chad9166
      @chad9166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really, its an unfunny dead joke

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      REASON TOOT NOSAER

  • @samvision8280
    @samvision8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I’m glad the cast members of 90210 remembered to mix their guns with their drugs and alcohol

    • @andrewholmes3116
      @andrewholmes3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      always, forever, they mix

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@andrewholmes3116 Even if you NuN SauS

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@samvision8280 The real question is will they remember to never touch the gun owner

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hectorvoskin All guns are *loalz*

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think mom's funeral went well.

  • @Fuzy2K
    @Fuzy2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:06 -- That's not inaccurate... The Mazda Navajo was literally a rebadged Ford Explorer

  • @VillainDeluxe
    @VillainDeluxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This is a genuine classic noisepuppet release, been a long while since I laughed this hard at a YTP. Glad to have the puppets and or also noise back.

  • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
    @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "My car doesn't have brakes."
    "Damn"
    "Or an airbag, or an engine."
    "Or 150 horse cocks."
    This is a certified wheeze moment.

    • @poble
      @poble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      man, this engine is really an airbag

    • @kierancrossland9956
      @kierancrossland9956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@poble what?

    • @poble
      @poble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kierancrossland9956 I said you- you’re really an airbag

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kierancrossland9956 I said you're really an airbag

    • @Awoken_YKW_Fan9001
      @Awoken_YKW_Fan9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kierancrossland9956 He was quoting the line after the lines quoted in the og comment

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "But sandwiches will surprise you."
    Well, consider me surprised.

    • @Cashmonet315
      @Cashmonet315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Playrose Melse is underrated

  • @mattnorth7452
    @mattnorth7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    HE HAS RETURNED IN OUR HOUR OF NEED
    DEEEEEED
    ARRA

  • @warj.3577
    @warj.3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3:33 Really cool edits here, it sounds like really experimental music

    • @fruitysnax9219
      @fruitysnax9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like something from Liberated from the World lol

    • @Midee
      @Midee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If there's one thing I look forward to in a noisepuppet YTP it's the music sounding like a cat jumping on a record player.

  • @kellyweingart3692
    @kellyweingart3692 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Have you tried…mulch?”

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I like chewing gravel!

    • @noahsaocms9340
      @noahsaocms9340 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is good.

    • @Blitznuger
      @Blitznuger ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@noisepuppet"Shitlicious"

    • @kennyhayesmusic7499
      @kennyhayesmusic7499 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@noisepuppet Which thankfully tastes like coc.

  • @tinytim1291
    @tinytim1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I like chewing Gravel" me too Ted.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crunchy crispy!

  • @Evertide05
    @Evertide05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Sound the TOOT, it's time to drop everything and laugh until our sides ache. Also, I say this as a Genesis kid, but god damn it you didn't even have to poop the Shaq Fu and 32X commercials to make them lolworthy.

    • @raidensreturn
      @raidensreturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It did inspire me to dust off my Genesegasis for those games

    • @bruxinth4660
      @bruxinth4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m amused that EA was proud enough of Shaq Fu that they spelled out their name to make sure everyone knew they made it.

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no toot 😭

  • @YokaiYurei
    @YokaiYurei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "An avalanche leaves four people dead."
    "Gross."

    • @emily99
      @emily99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah, but the REAL terror is David Hasselhoff

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emily99 True, but you forgot toot, sus.He's probably the one who kidnapped his dog, and helped make all these 90's commercials, and then caused THIS to happen.

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Get your daughter off my hands.”

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My ass is just DEADLY

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I have his TV daughter’s real-life brother?

  • @zephyfoxy
    @zephyfoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I grew up in the 90's and, oddly, even though none of these specific commercials are familiar to me, they still somehow invoke a sense of nostalgia. Maybe it's just the over all style of 90's ads.

    • @zephyfoxy
      @zephyfoxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also STUNIVERSAL YUGIOHS LMAO

  • @Mr_Wallet
    @Mr_Wallet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "No TooT."
    I'm giving a hard "pass" on that episode.

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6:30 fuck no!

  • @An_average_drummer
    @An_average_drummer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Don't they know in the movies you never go in the movies!" I honestly haven't thought about it that way.

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yeah, if your doctor is confused by aspirin then you probably want a different doctor.

  • @prof4443
    @prof4443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Fred’s “Yabba Dabba” broke me @2:27
    🤣🤣🤣
    Noisepuppet never misses 👌

    • @hy-longcat
      @hy-longcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeee ee eee eey yeey

  • @alexthewolf767
    @alexthewolf767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Just wait until he does the 2000's and 2010's commercials. That'll be a blast.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's been a year and I'm still anticipating those

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Impossible, we need a Y2K special first

    • @MsYukizomesorangejuice
      @MsYukizomesorangejuice ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the commercials today need to be added in too!

  • @orlandowordsmith6208
    @orlandowordsmith6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That lady at the end looks like she's wearing a Romulan outfit, yet appropriately enough she sounds like Dr. Crusher.

  • @Mendinso
    @Mendinso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Okay, so, I...
    I know I'm younger than you, Noisepuppet, but...
    ...seeing these commercials YTP'd and having vague memories of seeing many of them is really messing with me, holy crap. I think judging from the Sonic & Knuckles commercial, I would've been about 5 years old? Holy crap.

    • @natgrant1364
      @natgrant1364 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was but a wee lad of 22 when that game came out. Still have it and play it every great once in a while. I also got married that year to my now late wife. It was a good year.
      Oh, and I also have a lot of the vague memories of all that stuff too! lol

  • @midnightshawarmallama4012
    @midnightshawarmallama4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:34 Fan art in a nutshell

  • @dVaan
    @dVaan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hey noisepuppet! You literally inspired me to make ytps (well ytphs since im spanish), cant count the times my stomach hurt for laughing too hard.
    I like that you dont use many effects and just focus on sentence mix, which I think is the heart of ytps.
    Hope ur doing ok and have time in the future for more poops.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow! You've made a ton. Nice, just watched the latest one.

  • @scandiumtrioxide
    @scandiumtrioxide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    2:19 Something about John Goodman in a doorway always makes for good YTP material

  • @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
    @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    unironically tysm for making these man, me and my partner are in a transcontinental relationship and watching these together has only made our relationship stronger. thanks a ton mr. puppet ♡♡

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually crying reading this. I was in a transcontinental relationship for six years before I married my girl and moved to another country to be with her and this really struck a chord with me. I wish you both nothing but the best.

    • @scythea428
      @scythea428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stay with it! It might not be trans continental but my gf and I have been going strong on opposite sides of the country for 5 years now, just had our anniversary. You can so find "the one" online and I bet you have!

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My bf and I live in different countries but we always watch new poops together and quote them as we go. Sometimes I can barely type I laugh so hard and this one broke both of us several times.

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scythea428 I need to find a nice single lady on the internet, they're hard to find where I live.

  • @QuintusCunctator
    @QuintusCunctator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hey, a PSA about medical malpractice. The 90s were quite ahead.
    Oh, and of course, thanks for this gem NoisePuppet. It's always a pleasure!

  • @sean..L
    @sean..L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I like chewing gravel".

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jokes aside, 'when the going gets tough, the tough fuck off' is pretty solid advice for situations when there's just nothing else to do. I also can't stop saying it so there's an added plus

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Remember, whatever doesn't kill you, you can run away from.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noisepuppet Genius!

  • @chefexcellence322
    @chefexcellence322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    ARRA, Russia’s answer to ABBA.

  • @rjskillz92
    @rjskillz92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My fave was:
    "Say your name."
    "eEEEYYRRrrreeeeeeeeee"
    "Ehhshole."

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for me it was the kid going "you is goofy as shit"

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The goofy reversed text from that Army commercial was pretty good too

    • @samvision8280
      @samvision8280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “So we sold gay sex”
      - The Man From Another Place

  • @SonoSooS
    @SonoSooS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Pretty sure this is the YTP with the highest sus-to-YTP ratio so far which is still funny.
    Never cease to amaze us.

  • @alexthewolf767
    @alexthewolf767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh man, can't wait for the 2000-2010 commercials ytps you'll do.

  • @Foxonian
    @Foxonian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is sourced from my local Fox station! WB Noisepuppet!

  • @Jock12
    @Jock12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:37 - So we sold Deus Ex!
    1:42 - Have you tried mulch?
    2:50 - People who get high and play with guns are fine.
    6:47 - When the going gets tough.. The tough fuck off! XD

  • @TheNewOrchestra
    @TheNewOrchestra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've heard great things about the GeneSegasis! I really liked playing on the Super Poops, though.

  • @TheInvshika
    @TheInvshika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ah yes, I remember spending hours playing my Gena Segasus as a child

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I used to watch Playrose Mels all the time

    • @stolendrones
      @stolendrones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Super Poops.

  • @VectraQS
    @VectraQS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Instructions unclear, chose a different painkiller but kept my doctor

  • @____NOVA____
    @____NOVA____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *noisepuppet is the king of drama* 😤👌 2:40

    • @dartheria7914
      @dartheria7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People who play with guns are F I N E!

    • @antioriginalityguy
      @antioriginalityguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And maybe...
      Even his LaLs...

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, dont tell me we lost another good ytp maker

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm still around, just slammed with job-type work.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@noisepuppet Even if that’s the case, I’m just happy you’re still around at all.

    • @poshjesscott8287
      @poshjesscott8287 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well Ill say if you do come back, Neil Breen is in dire need of reorganization again :D@@noisepuppet

  • @book3100
    @book3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    👍
    I did 8 years in the Arra

    • @galagachamp
      @galagachamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you for your SERVRES

    • @A-Gut-of-the-Past
      @A-Gut-of-the-Past หลายเดือนก่อน

      🫡 S A L U U L A S 🫡

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stuff from the Disney store is Disney stuff... you just nuked my mind

  • @Idarak1
    @Idarak1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I did not expect to see Beverly Hills 90210, Party of Five and Melrose Place in a YTP any time soon

    • @ancilodon
      @ancilodon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean Playrose Mel.

    • @VectraQS
      @VectraQS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Ford Taurus commercial was certainly an interesting inclusion.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Party of Five, there's a show whose popularity I never understood. I was in college and watched it with my girlfriend while wishing I was watching something else. At least Charmed had some good ass to look at.

    • @Idarak1
      @Idarak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skank_and_Gutterboy I'm a British millenial who is somehow obsessed with 90s US soap operas and teen dramas. Go figure

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Idarak1
      They are fun to check out now. Melrose Place and 90210 are highly entertaining.

  • @machine-shopbilly6584
    @machine-shopbilly6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Getting high and shooting guns in fine"
    I'm somewhat of a libertarian myself

    • @sleepyburr
      @sleepyburr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Always mix drugs with alcohol.
      Always.
      Forever.
      They mix.

    • @AClockworkHellcat
      @AClockworkHellcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sleepyburr The elites don't want you to know this but you shoot better while tripping balls, you can bend the bullets. I have 5,092 confirmed kills.

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@sleepyburrMom's funeral went well

  • @solidus4prez
    @solidus4prez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:28 "but can he take a shit? Yes!" kills me every time

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The flatus sound effect at that point is in the actual commercial. I tell you, the nineties were a bonanza of taste.

    • @JontyMaster
      @JontyMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@noisepuppet Yeah, the nineties seemed to be quite a bonanza. Back when PC monitors were thick af and Pokemon blew up in popularity like a landmine.
      "Who's that Pokemon?"
      "MISTY!"
      "...Misty isn't a Pokemon..."
      "...Oh...right..."
      "Aight...I'm going to go play some Space Pinball." *logs on Windows 98*

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JontyMaster it was an unsurpassed golden age for viewers who can't get enough of Dutch angles and crash-zooms.

    • @JontyMaster
      @JontyMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noisepuppet Ah yes. Those wacky camera shots!

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @fgc fdfj The slipknot fan AUTTP [DO NOT HACK] yes just underpaid and tired!

  • @thatwhichstaresback
    @thatwhichstaresback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm glad someone said it, the real danger is david hasslehoff!

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *the real terror
      but he's probably also the real danger

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My ass is just deadly.

  • @catwantsfishie
    @catwantsfishie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The things to remember about Disneyworld gave me actual tears in my eyes

  • @lewmio7375
    @lewmio7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "An Avalanche makes 4 people dead.
    ....Gross."

  • @TheRumChum
    @TheRumChum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:42 just the way kok is said made me fuckin die laughing.

    • @poly_g6068
      @poly_g6068 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and maybe, even his LAALs...

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mmmmm! Crispity, crunchy, tasty gravel. Nobody better travel without their gravel.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or they might come unraveled

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@noisepuppetbang the gavel, and call your friend Pavel

  • @presidentsquidward3970
    @presidentsquidward3970 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man coming back to these vids never gets old, thanks for the lolz over the past 10 years (for me) puppet. I look forward to your possible return one day

  • @Smoopadoop
    @Smoopadoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:20 that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!

  • @alexapuerta
    @alexapuerta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:14-1:16 "Sksksk, introducing sus...." VSCO girls and sus in one sentence in two seconds. Nice!

    • @opshredderytp
      @opshredderytp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She also said clit("clilclilclilc") with NooN

  • @newoldstock_
    @newoldstock_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The Army commercial segment is hilarious

  • @you-got-reported-fam3445
    @you-got-reported-fam3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "GENA SEGASIS" is a work of genius

    • @BernardChelgren
      @BernardChelgren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was more of a Super Noops guy myself

    • @catwantsfishie
      @catwantsfishie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's become the only way I can refer to that console

  • @hectorvoskin
    @hectorvoskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    90s commercials keep deleting my comments whenever I try to remark on the doctor bit >:(

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think you're the only one. Sundar must think that the pill-pushers we call "doctors" can't stand criticism.

  • @raidensreturn
    @raidensreturn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god. The whole Flinstones bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Dear god

  • @FounderOfPartyism
    @FounderOfPartyism ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:34. Didn’t expect it, didn’t disappoint. You killed me again, @noisepuppet. Amazing execution.

  • @QuantumSurge64
    @QuantumSurge64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hooray for more Noisepuppet!

  • @jirden
    @jirden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    THE KING BLESSES US WITH ANOTHER UPLOAD ❤️❤️

    • @BungSmuggler
      @BungSmuggler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude I love your name and profile pic!

  • @joshuaswannmusic6462
    @joshuaswannmusic6462 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Monday at 6:30 Fuck no!"
    That was my reaction to Coach at all times lol.

  • @golarac6433
    @golarac6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so happy you are still active. Thank you for calling 1 800 COC

  • @BernardChelgren
    @BernardChelgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Your doctor claims he's a doctor"

  • @xtarheelinutah
    @xtarheelinutah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "GeneSegaSis" at the 5:11 Mark was bizarre, but strangely hilarious!
    Keep Up The Good Work!

  • @fiorearciuolo691
    @fiorearciuolo691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    GRABSEY KELSER IM IN TEARS LMAOOO

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay ปีที่แล้ว

      He made it an accidental *Cheers/Family Ties* crossover.

  • @RobTFirefly
    @RobTFirefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's impossible to have a bad day when a new noisepuppet video comes out.

  • @darksideoftoast
    @darksideoftoast ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Has it really been 2 years since he last uploaded? Miss you, Noisepuppet

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, there was the SeaQuest YTP video that got yeeted by TH-cam for copyright BS. But that was also in 2021, I believe.

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Uncle puppet is back with more commercial poops, heck yeah!!

  • @Sheevlord
    @Sheevlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If your doctor is confused by aspirin then choosing a different doctor seems to be the obvious choice

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, she DID say the choice was clear.

  • @Popebug
    @Popebug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was just rewatching a bunch of your videos and wondered when you'd return. Nice timing.

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Stuff from the Disney Store is Disney stuff.” 🤯

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay ปีที่แล้ว

      No kidding, I thought it was from Columbia Pictures.

  • @jeffreywonderly7975
    @jeffreywonderly7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bro that 2nd little bit with the mom wiggling around has me pissing laughing, l can't stop

  • @matthewbowen5841
    @matthewbowen5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember those insipid Duracel commercials with those plastic people. Terrible.

  • @catwantsfishie
    @catwantsfishie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I watch this video on repeat just to hear the "gena segasis" and the call 1-800-COCK segment. just golden

    • @catwantsfishie
      @catwantsfishie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "say your name"
      "Eeueooooruurrrr"
      "Asshole" is the funniest fucking exchange ever and I don't know why. She sounds so genuinely annoyed with him

  • @BrianWebb0222
    @BrianWebb0222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man… the 90’s were even more awkward than I remember! 🤣

  • @AMAZIAH
    @AMAZIAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro the disney world one with the 2 brothers almost made me cry. Damn Im only 25 but talk about feeling old.

  • @ZEROELPOETA
    @ZEROELPOETA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:15 - Introducing Shaash Fuuf, for GeneSegaSis and Super Puups...

  • @tayocham1
    @tayocham1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    cs188 AND noisepuppet in the same week? Is it my birthday!?

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Started slow, but finished very well. I wonder if anyone can find that annoying shampoo commercial from the late 80s/early 90s with what looked like jizz splattering a frying pan and a woman who whines "I don't want that in my hair!"

  • @deathmorphosis
    @deathmorphosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes, I can't even recall how many times I've seen re-runs of that specific episode of Married with Children where Bud just goes upstairs to "Feel the CoC and kill the CoC".

  • @TrueRiderFan
    @TrueRiderFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thirsty onee-chans favorite phrase @4:03

  • @Tor-Erik
    @Tor-Erik หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "People who get high and play with guns are fine."

  • @ToshioTV
    @ToshioTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    BB
    AIA
    YOY
    CAC

  • @cheello_art
    @cheello_art ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are fucking brilliant. I hope you come back soon.

  • @bentstrider
    @bentstrider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Childhood.......ENHANCED!!!! It's like an alterazed reality of my grade school years throughout the entirety of the 90s. Our childhoods could all use a little upper of TOOT!!
    On another note, 6:21 seems like a DARK SIMPSONS regular occurrence!!

  • @doublequin
    @doublequin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like that Noisepuppet made sure to leave us with sound medical advice

  • @zogmorp
    @zogmorp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just now noticed the title of the video is making fun of overused click-bait titles with the "then THIS happened" part. Good show, good show my dear chap.

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A 90’s YYP. I evol ti! Ta ta ta tak King me eeeeeeeee back kcab back.

  • @A-Gut-of-the-Past
    @A-Gut-of-the-Past 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Something about Fred getting his head bashed apart at 2:33 is hysterical 😅

  • @Skywindarmor
    @Skywindarmor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please come back noisepuppet. I need quality YTPs and none of the others seem to tickle my pickle quite like yours do!

    • @Skywindarmor
      @Skywindarmor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might I suggest Scooby-Doo where are you!, Season 1. The old stuff.

    • @bachaddict
      @bachaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you haven't already, try An Heroic Hippo!