"hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question: can a goose ruin your life? Yes. BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"
Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.
2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.
my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.
*Sees Untitled Goose game* The Internet: "Ah, a bastard." Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."
I love ravens and crows so much. We have a bunch in my hometown and when it gets warm out they pick up hard to crack nuts like walnuts or acorns and then drop them in the road for cars to drive over and crush the shell for them. Then they get the opened nut back from the road and eat it. They're so smart, it's almost a little scary.
Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!
10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)
One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts
el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day
fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!
Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.
Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly HELLO HELLO! Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light Now you saw us in the local news What made your thought presume this job was for you? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! Between 6pm and the the break of dawn The music start to glitch From when the sun light turn them on You got your cameras and your flashlight What more there you need? Just be quick Just be ready 'Cus they're pretty scary BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day.. Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here Yeah i'm your guide tick tock These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive! I'm your guide Ring Ring Watch the day if get too dark! The time has arise be careful of decision you make I AM THE DESK GUY! YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY HEY HEY! How ya doin?! Now the first day was fine But there's a deep dark warning For the future up ahead so divine Now you see the food stand is a blare Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure Because the next thing you know The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light Before they take your body and comsume you die! BE very very wary so preserve your only tools Keep the light shining bright for the final.. SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day.. Cus I'm the desk guy I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here Yeah i'm the desk guy ding ding These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live! I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY! 'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! ' Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND! HEY HEY I'M THE NEW GUY HEY HEY Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here Yeah i'm the new guy ' Ring Ring ' These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy ' Tick Tock ' Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make I am the new guy! Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey... HELLO HELLO
@@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.
@@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V
Worms don't actually drown: they just aren't restricted from coming to the surface during a cool, wet rainstorm. Plus, its generally safe from birds during rain, and their two main predators are birds and digging rodents sooo... If every worm surfaced during a rainstorm you'd be hard pressed to find a patch of clear grass
Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?
2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things. 2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG. 2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes. 2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole
Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement
Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.
"Greatest birds in videogaming" But there was one that you all forgot. One that you had erased from your memories in sheer terror. Who left you waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.... ..... Flappy bird.
I have a dark theory the lists that the goose has and how he knows all this is from his past owner/human companion who hated his neighbors and trained the goose to terrorize them and his reward at the end was getting the bell. Now his owner passed away so the goose searches for a bell to remind him of his owner, Edit: Holy butts this got so many likes thanks! Also it is weird that something is still crossing off parts of the list : / so my theory might be bad
What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors. Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.
fun fact : Did you know that crow were actualy ban from scientific test with other birds ? They were teaching other species of birds how to solve the problems given by the scientists... :)
Human: *does nothing* Goose: So you have chosen *death* Edit: So, many people said that I stole this, and no, I didn’t. I didn’t know there was another comment like mine and I’m sorry. It’s just that when I saw the video I felt like commenting this
The dog/ latch thing actually happened to me, after like 8 months my dog figured out how to open a door, she slowly got Better, and now enters and leaves the house as she pleases
meanwhile my dog is scared of the cat and wont cross the room, while there is PLENTY OF SPACE TO GO AROUND, if the cat is in her way. She will just stand, head low, tail between her paws, look at the cat and cry
2:52 I believe Frankie likes to break up patterns between even and odd numbers, Making 1600 hundred the most likely candidate in this case. Because, even though this has one odd number and 3 even numbers in order, the alternative is 2 odd numbers and 2 even numbers in order, which creates 2 identifiable patterns. Edit: Got it right but for the wrong reason lol Edit 2: The answer is 9 Four-Sided Figures. That’s just basic geometry.
I love that Game Theory thinks of abstract ideas to discuss, gives real life evidence for both the real and fictional concepts, and then explains in both great detail and as little as needed so that those of us who don't study ornithology or metaphysics (etc.) can understand what is being said.
I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing
We had crows around in my high school. They figured out when classes were on and when we wouldn’t be at out bags. They learnt how to open the zippers on bags and lunchboxes to steal our food.
@@Arjunplayzfn Yes, but the one Mat was probably talking was Red, cuz he is the most fameous of all, and the one that was on the screen when Mat talked about him.
I found 25 as well and 26 with the plain paper but that is if you don't include all that squares on the graph paper or the rectangular video screen or the 4 in the game theory logo! 😂😂MatPats trolling with that graph paper part!!! (I've counted it so many times that I'm pretty sure if you counted more than 25, you counted something twice)
@@Mrfoxman21 each group can be counted multiple times, so take the rectangle on the right it is actually six as you've got the two small rectangles and the long rectangle as well as the one in the middle, but you also have the bottom going to the top line and the top going to the bottom line,
"Corvids have a unique ability to understand cause and effect." Don't you mean... CAWS and effect? Come on MatPat, if you're going to litter your show with bad bird puns at least don't miss the easy ones. This is why you're never going to win any writing awards!
2:56 I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.
Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines
I want to see that
That sounds cool
This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.
the bird uprising
Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?
Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising
Human does nothing*
Goose: Peace was never an option
Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie
Yes
Goose: Develops a Stand. *
Springy Hoi I got 22
@@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?
MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun.
Me: Fly Hard.
That's with Goose Willis right?
@@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.
Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar
@@houdini334 using his flightsaber
No no nooooo
As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate
As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate
Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.
@@aistieramusic fr man
Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol
@@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too
Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread
The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option
L o l
**Jschlatt memories**
LOL
The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers
Heheheheheh
8:17 goose have big brain
I approve
Think you're clever do you? Well toucan play at this game.
@@felixroux So you think YOU'RE clever, huh? Well, duck you!
ok but the real question is...
*who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*
And how does he cross things off?
The real question is: Why is Gamora?
No, the true question of our time is:
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?
This is a bigger question than what is life...
You know other birds that commit crimes against humanity?
That green bird that appears on my bedroom when I skip Spanish lesson.
I wish this comment would get more likes bro
@@Anamelessdude69same
He has already kidnapped my entire bloodline
Duolingo!
Human: *breathes*
Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*
I see. A fellow memer as well
Crappy B?
instead of blasting,make it honking
Annoying Goose hjonking
Goose: so anyways i started honking
“Can a goose ruin your life?”
Yes.
(*outro plays*)
"hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question:
can a goose ruin your life?
Yes.
BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"
Me: hears puns
Me: *Peace was never an option*
I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.
Never mind it just went up anyway
Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.
You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.
@@mihir_deo I am aware
Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.
Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode?
Mattpat: *yes*
Nigahiga enters the chat
LOL 69 likes
I can’t quacking believe it!
Maude Garrett would be proud
10
Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.
They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.
the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title
@@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*
Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?
@@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence
Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase”
I’m disappointed
pd23 that’s why he didn’t get nominated for best writing 😔
@@sagehernandez1844
Lol yea
Alexandra Hernandez daaamn
Same on you matpat
Lolololololol
2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.
I said 1600 as guess cause I gave up
@@Sleeper0574I said it bc it was similar to the first… 😭
i did bc he doesn't like the numbers where the digits add up to 8
Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve
Small object is in the middle of my hallway
My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*
That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway
my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.
That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!
Something gets stuck on my cat's foot
My cat: Run.
🤦♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"
we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it
I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.
Ryan Goosling is such a cliche joke it’s not funny.
Too easy.
That's a *Whip nae naes* bruh moment
Fly Hard
@@f-35alightningii79 However, a Gosling is a baby goose.... so it's a built in pun!
*Sees Untitled Goose game*
The Internet: "Ah, a bastard."
Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."
The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.
>_
I love ravens and crows so much. We have a bunch in my hometown and when it gets warm out they pick up hard to crack nuts like walnuts or acorns and then drop them in the road for cars to drive over and crush the shell for them. Then they get the opened nut back from the road and eat it. They're so smart, it's almost a little scary.
That's so amazing!!
fun fact: dinosaurs are a type of bird and t.rex in rel life as very intelligent
@@maskrlzxw6823 I'm scared of a trex as smart as a raven
CORVIDS....sounds familiar.....
You should watch Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.
i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life
I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled
Fellow Canadian. Yes.
My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.
Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off
That fact is not as fun as you might think...
@@tomhill3248 yeah
Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!
@@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!
Everblue 22 epic
10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)
Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories?
Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.
This is my favorite comment.
i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns
pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard
You sat through 11000
One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts
... you mean covid saitans right?
ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.
Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people"
Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"
Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose
el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day
Fatima Shams yes day
underestimated goose: peace was never an option
Geese are scary
Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅
fun theorie: The goose did use trail and error. in the end of the game we can see the goose's stash of bells, meaning he had prior to our playthrough completed the same task (getting the bell by going through the city) over and over again and can now do so pretty consitantly. :) think about that one!!
AWW SNYAP
MAT JUST GOT *R O A S T E D*
My brother always steals locks from our church XD
That Matt Goose just got cooked
Also I think there was 13 squares
Moon the Wolf locks as in hair?
There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass
You cannot pass! 🦢 (they don't have a goose emoji 😢)
Hönk
He’s been doing it for years
*"Can a goose destroy your life"* is the most accurate title for this untitled game about a goose
Y E S
1,700
Hönk had options no to peace have not
Actually, a more fitting title would be "A goose *can* destroy your life"
Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.
House House: makes a funny game about a goose
MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*
@Dylan Dimelow ?
@BigSaroo ?
no it will not
*Excuse me, wtf.*
It’s a exaggeration guys...
At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”
That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.
That would have been good!😸
No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.
Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.
that's what I thought
lmao
269 likes lmao
*gasp* ducktective.
2013: Is Link Dead?
2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????
Ramona Downgrades
2013: pretty reasonable question
2019: pretty weird
Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital
@@vqsxd
Upgrade.
FTFY
Fnaf broke him
someone: this game doesn't have lore.
Matpat: *agressive theory noises*
Skiper crac
Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*
Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol
@Izzy ___ no problem pal
Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly
HELLO HELLO!
Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light
Now you saw us in the local news
What made your thought presume this job was for you?
WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
Between 6pm and the the break of dawn
The music start to glitch
From when the sun light turn them on
You got your cameras and your flashlight
What more there you need?
Just be quick
Just be ready
'Cus they're pretty scary
BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited
But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you
ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day..
Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here
Yeah i'm your guide tick tock
These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive!
I'm your guide
Ring Ring
Watch the day if get too dark!
The time has arise be careful of decision you make
I AM THE DESK GUY!
YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY
HEY HEY!
How ya doin?!
Now the first day was fine
But there's a deep dark warning
For the future up ahead so divine
Now you see the food stand is a blare
Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared
Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure
Because the next thing you know
The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light
Before they take your body and comsume you die!
BE very very wary so preserve your only tools
Keep the light shining bright for the final..
SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day..
Cus I'm the desk guy
I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here
Yeah i'm the desk guy
ding ding
These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live!
I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make
I am the new guy!
YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY!
'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! '
Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival
Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND!
HEY HEY
I'M
THE NEW
GUY
HEY HEY
Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here
Yeah i'm the new guy
' Ring Ring '
These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy
' Tick Tock '
Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make
I am the new guy!
Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey...
HELLO HELLO
@@mikebuston7407 bruh
People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars
2019: Can a goose ruin your life??
I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.
@@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.
@@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.
I unironically love puns and just 4 and a half minutes into this episode I'm smiling ear to ear
*Matpat making geese jokes*
*mentions gold*
Me: surely
*matpat not making a golden goose joke*
Me: DisaPPPOOOIIIINNNNTTTEEEEDDDD
Always bolt the bird.
I was thinking scrooge mcduck
Human: peace wasn't an option?
Goose: never has been.🦆
Especially with Canadian geese 😰
@@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V
Never will be
Worms don't actually drown: they just aren't restricted from coming to the surface during a cool, wet rainstorm. Plus, its generally safe from birds during rain, and their two main predators are birds and digging rodents sooo...
If every worm surfaced during a rainstorm you'd be hard pressed to find a patch of clear grass
Thank you
Creator of game: what do we call the game:
Workers: let’s leave it untitled
Interesting 👍 👍
I read that as women not worms and was really confused.
@@theamurray4771 same
16:01- A little tip; you have to count *All* the squares. Yes, even the background…
Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff**
Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**
Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?
Really speaks about our IQs.
The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.
i dont think the humans in that game has eyes
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha
2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things.
2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG.
2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes.
2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole
wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too
casually skips 2014 and FNaF
2009 you un-cultured swine
Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong
When out of original jokes, use tumblr.
Not that I'm complaining of course
*Human doing human things*
Goose: so you have decided death
I keep finding u commenting
15:48 I had to randomly guess to figure it out, glad to know that's how I'll get through life
Nobody:
Matpat: "can a goose ruin your life?:
Me born and raised in Canada: "yes they can"
indeed geese are violent my fellow maple syruper
same
im also born in canada and geese are mean
I totally agree.
Hello fellow kind syrup drinker
the amount of goose puns and jokes in this episode is down right insane
Dont you mean, downright quakers?
Downright fowl was right there smh
For anyone who didn't get it, they meant down, as in a bird's down
I love bird puns
@@fionaobrien1322 me too😊
"Why would birds do that? Why would they just attack?"
Because Alfred Hitchcock asked them to.
Omg lol ❤🧡💛💚💙💜♠️🇳🇴🐺
1700
@Fandom Is Awesome, Ah I see you are a man of high culture as well
@@thelandpiranha4108 Agreed, heard of The Birds. Scary, and could theoretically (pun intended) happen.
Fandom Is Awesome oop
1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(
*Human does nothing*
Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace
Peace’s was never an option
Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement
Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.
Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.
Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.
Matpat: Is it possible a goose could perform all the actions in the game?
Me: How does the bird read and understand English?
it came from hell and the devil taught it to read before releasing it to torment the innocent residents of o canada
"see the goose is coming, you hear the honk and you start running"
The living tomestone was trying to warn us...
white and yellow birdie, it's gonna fight, you might get hurt! heheh >:)
@Danica Fichtner The Living Tombstone's song called 'Goose Goose Revolution' lol
it's really good :D there's honks in it >:)
I’m coming
2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger
The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small
Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*
the science of flappy bird: how big must their wings be?
*berdly has joined the chat*
@@evilriceplate2590 *Noelle joined the chat*
Actually Flappy Bird in in the hall of HELL
Yes, flappy bird, you are a flying joke
Matpat: "Geese can tell which human aren't hunters and not a threat to them."
Me: "So THAT'S why I saw so many hanging out at the college campus."
Geese go to kAlLeGe to get mor KnAwLeDgE
So THAT'S why my grandfather's house always have have a lot hanging and chilling out there
@@cchuuyarx1793 ahh yes my bud
"can a goose destroy your life?" ~ game theorists
"yes, yes it can" ~ me speaking from past experiences
I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4.
Yes
@@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender
Dude,
Are you ok?
This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^
12:58 when he said this I thought he was referring to the fable
I would like a sequel to goose game that involved crows/ ravens ... maybe involving a...murder!
(darnit MatPat, now I'm doing it)
JannieJubille with just one raven as the main character it would only be an attempted murder
@@m.skittle9864 Nice one.
This one made me laugh! Ok goose pun... hmmmm... you honked my funny bone... that was bad
Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life?
Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.
Same bro
I agree
da geeses r evilllllllllllllllll
Completely true
Wow that got dark
May: die hard, die hard man I can’t think of one.
Me: fly hard
Relate Much?
Y E S
I came to the comments just to see if someone made a good pun he missed. I am pleased
@@richardwhittington3217 me 2 :D
15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them
i got 21:')
Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game!
Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny
Or is he?😏
Game theory: Haha! No you didn’t!
@@Notquitekris Game theory: That's what they all say....
True
Me: almost dies from goose at school
Nurse: “ice pack!”
Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm
Nurse:here have an ice pack
Me: gets shot by a sniper
School: walk it off!
Thx for the likes, made my day!
Human: exists
Goose: ah yes The Hjonkening has come
15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅
Indie dev: makes a silly goose game without any thought or lore
MatPat: Im about to explain this mans whole career
it's free views.
Free content lol
"Greatest birds in videogaming" But there was one that you all forgot. One that you had erased from your memories in sheer terror. Who left you waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat....
.....
Flappy bird.
Oh God... Why'd you remind me?!
What about the Owls of Ga'hool
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
My god. You absolute MaDmAn. You have summoned a demon too powerful to be controlled
He was talking about greatest birds, so none were missed
"Your goal is to make everyone miserable."
Are you sure you were talking about the goose and not my younger brother?
No geese do exist to make everyone miserable. You never approach geese. Ever. *E V E R.*
Maybe both and mine too
Have you ever met a goose?
ahh..
THE PUNS!
MAGNIFIFCENT!
Absolutely GOOSE-ey (goofy)!
Matpat: are geese smart enough to do all these things
Me:DUH The birds work for the bourgeoisie
@Lev WHITELAW birdgeeseie
Birds aren't real
I have a dark theory the lists that the goose has and how he knows all this is from his past owner/human companion who hated his neighbors and trained the goose to terrorize them and his reward at the end was getting the bell. Now his owner passed away so the goose searches for a bell to remind him of his owner,
Edit: Holy butts this got so many likes thanks! Also it is weird that something is still crossing off parts of the list : / so my theory might be bad
What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors.
Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.
yhezha finesse yes
That...is emencly sad
@@dorothynava8851 yes, immensely sad.
No it’s happy sad
fun fact : Did you know that crow were actualy ban from scientific test with other birds ? They were teaching other species of birds how to solve the problems given by the scientists... :)
Marion Patin The more you know!
He should have said at some point in the video, “these jokes are QUAKING me up”.
(Like cracking me up)
*Matpat sees fantasy goose game*
“Let’s see if a goose is smart enough to actually do all of this”
Yup thats litteraly game theorys job
Human: *does nothing*
Goose: So you have chosen *death*
Edit: So, many people said that I stole this, and no, I didn’t. I didn’t know there was another comment like mine and I’m sorry. It’s just that when I saw the video I felt like commenting this
EXACTLY!!
Also : Peace was never a opicion idk how to spell ok sorry
@@Yeagerisx Option*
Hm... is that a plagiarist I smell?
Yep
The dog/ latch thing actually happened to me, after like 8 months my dog figured out how to open a door, she slowly got Better, and now enters and leaves the house as she pleases
Our male dog discovered that if he rings the bell that we accidentally left on the doorknob, we will let him go outside.
bro that's no longer your house its the dogs your just the one paying for it.
meanwhile my dog is scared of the cat and wont cross the room, while there is PLENTY OF SPACE TO GO AROUND, if the cat is in her way. She will just stand, head low, tail between her paws, look at the cat and cry
Cat dominance for the win!
@@tetsuyawn5788 relatable
2:52 I believe Frankie likes to break up patterns between even and odd numbers, Making 1600 hundred the most likely candidate in this case. Because, even though this has one odd number and 3 even numbers in order, the alternative is 2 odd numbers and 2 even numbers in order, which creates 2 identifiable patterns.
Edit: Got it right but for the wrong reason lol
Edit 2: The answer is 9 Four-Sided Figures. That’s just basic geometry.
This video should have been titled “Untitled Untitled Goose Game Theory”
No.
It should have been called "the untitled game theory
*"
Untitled untitled goose game game theory
I nominate this dude to name all videos
I love that Game Theory thinks of abstract ideas to discuss, gives real life evidence for both the real and fictional concepts, and then explains in both great detail and as little as needed so that those of us who don't study ornithology or metaphysics (etc.) can understand what is being said.
Insidious VIM yeahhh :)))
The only good and intelligent comment here. I hate all those meme type or citations
Yeah me too bro... metaphysics... amiright.
“These are GOLD!” Me: *laughs because most stories with geese involve them laying golden eggs*
1700 because 1600 is a multiple of 4
@@maazart746 What?
@@maazart746 So is 1700.
no it is 1600 cause 4x4 is 16 so (4x10)x(4x10) is 40x40 there s 2 0's so they get carried over so it becomes 4x4 is 16x100 witch is 1600
It quacks me up
I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing
We had crows around in my high school. They figured out when classes were on and when we wouldn’t be at out bags. They learnt how to open the zippers on bags and lunchboxes to steal our food.
TheCityCat Yeah, i dont like crows but im nice to them since they arent stupid.
Crows are just the best.
@@Tw0Dots you be a dick to them,they'll come back with their friends...
cobra-gladiator I know, which is why i dont, but Im not a random dick to birds anyway, my dog is. Im just extra careful with corvids.
@@Tw0Dots good man...smart. almost as smart as those corvids...
I've said it once and I'll say it again: If humans had never come about, corvids would be the dominant species.
Also: "Arma-gander" and "Fly Hard"
In my opinion, humans and corvids should band together. If we can do it with wolves, we can do it with crows.
@@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix You! You get it!
What if there was another world, ran by civilized Corvids and with far more advance technologies? Alien Corvids anyone?
this reply was 30 seconds ago for me 0-0
10/10
Pun
"Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE?"
me, without even watching the video through: *yes, yes they can no doubt*
no dislikes, this is a fact
hi_imcai _ they are mean as hell
Kinda stole my comment
Wasps too...!!
sorry if i insert this reply here...
Aaaa it feels quite nostalgic by watching this again after many years.
Btw i counted 24 four sided shapes
“Fly Hard” with Goose Willis.
"Armsageddin Tired From All This Flying" with Goose Willis
“Wingageddon” with Goose Quillis
ArmaGOOSEan. Fly hen
wow it seems some chimpanzees have yet to acquire high level reasoning skills!
I'm just saying, the "Angry Bird Bird" is canonacly called "Red".
that's like being called mr.brown
Yes and the others are called chuck, bomb, bubbles, Matilda, Terrance and the mighty eagle. Note they’re are too many to say these are the og
I just love the fact that Angry Birds has a canon.
Where's that deep-dive lore, MatPat? We're waiting…
@@superwolfpup the movies..
@@Arjunplayzfn Yes, but the one Mat was probably talking was Red, cuz he is the most fameous of all, and the one that was on the screen when Mat talked about him.
Me: there’s no way you can make a theory out of this game
Matpat: hold my Diet Coke
I subed to help :)
sav age thanks man I’ll be making more vids soon
Np
Goose Wayne- lives in Goosem City, stars in Birdman Begins, The Dark Flight, and The Dead Sea Sparrow Rises
Me: Looks at a goose
Goose: Runs away
Mom: iTs cUz oF tHaT pHoNe
can this blaze rod get some subs?
@UC1T74-Ie_9nQVKPJ0QC_H4w so it would be less rare
OK Boomer
I think the boomers are evolving...this is not-a good
Ok boomer
My puppy’s name is Goose and the answer is *yes.*
_she destroys my life every time she goes in the house_
XD
25 four-sided figures, 26 if you include the piece of digital paper they're drawn on
I found 25 as well and 26 with the plain paper but that is if you don't include all that squares on the graph paper or the rectangular video screen or the 4 in the game theory logo! 😂😂MatPats trolling with that graph paper part!!! (I've counted it so many times that I'm pretty sure if you counted more than 25, you counted something twice)
Oof I got 24 25 if including paper
How? I only got 14 bruh
@@Mrfoxman21 each group can be counted multiple times, so take the rectangle on the right it is actually six as you've got the two small rectangles and the long rectangle as well as the one in the middle, but you also have the bottom going to the top line and the top going to the bottom line,
1. There is only 1 four-sided figure in "THIS DIAGRAM," and that's the "M" as in "Meta"
5:09 this is probably why my aunt's two goose chased me and attacked me.
MATT YOU MISSED THE MOST ICONIC GAMING BIRD! Where is chica on that list? 🐥
Gosh these things should be practically programmed into your brain by now
She’s an animatronic not an actual bird
Flappy Bird?
Chica is technically a couple hundred pounds of steel designed like a bird
Weeb Trash shes also in a game full of possessed robots, purple people and an evil fan. Fnaf doesn’t really enjoy logic... lol
MAZE_monkey Fortnite OH MY GOD YOUR SO RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT FLAPPY BIRD TOO
Boy:*exists*
Goose: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
Also goose: it’s raping time
@@megapotato2769 also also goose: I'ma end this man's whole career
"Corvids have a unique ability to understand cause and effect."
Don't you mean... CAWS and effect?
Come on MatPat, if you're going to litter your show with bad bird puns at least don't miss the easy ones. This is why you're never going to win any writing awards!
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
that was pretty good maby you should take mattpats place when he dies (that whent dark quick)
@@brystenrobbins6896 Maybe when he retires?
2:56
I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.