Can You Live Entirely Off of Evangelion Merchandise?

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  • @RedBardIsCool
    @RedBardIsCool  5 ปีที่แล้ว +19523

    Re: Evangelion condoms????
    I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.

    • @golfopollo179
      @golfopollo179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3614

      If there arent condoms ,shinji runs the risk of die of aids or something

    • @ryful_z3
      @ryful_z3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3737

      They wouldn’t be condoms, they’d be at fields

    • @tidalgrunt
      @tidalgrunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

      YOU WERE RIGHT.
      _I WASN'T READY FOR THE BOWLING PINS._

    • @nonsensicalabyss
      @nonsensicalabyss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      I was about to ask whether this is a thing as well hahaa

    • @hogandonahue9598
      @hogandonahue9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +896

      They have fist of the north star and gundam condoms that's honestly shocking

  • @Anans1_Spyd3r
    @Anans1_Spyd3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11793

    I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.

    • @kingdomkey63
      @kingdomkey63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      I'm pretty sure there is evonne Gillian marriage certificates

    • @hippiedave1362
      @hippiedave1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      Evangelion religion. Asuka died for our sins.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      The priest asking if they’re worthy of each other’s grace as the audience sobs

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      In their official Eva tuxes, with their Eva reception afterwards.

    • @MixMasterLar
      @MixMasterLar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kingdomkey63 please be wrong about that. Please.

  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8686

    I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      you mean with your Unit-02 intestines?

    • @mrmonsterhunter808
      @mrmonsterhunter808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Blasphemy. The only thing allowed to be up in kaworu’s guts is shinji’s spear of Longinus

    • @two67gh
      @two67gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I use the eva-005 heart and the eva-001 lungs and eva-002 stomach organs pack.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I could only afford the mass production eva organs..
      They
      They laugh at me at night

    • @thebigbrainedalien9763
      @thebigbrainedalien9763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You gonna have some fanta with that?

  • @paddle_my_mad_laddle
    @paddle_my_mad_laddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6276

    Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Mad Lad Along with Tokyo Ghoul and POSSIBLY NieR Automata. Idk what Yoko Taro’s state of mind was when he wrote that story.

    • @united_games
      @united_games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      vgman94 tokyo ghoul didnt make me depressed but since i watched the series and the end of evangelion a few days ago, im more depressed than before

    • @onyxv.o.4830
      @onyxv.o.4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@vgman94 Yoko Taro's state of mind is a constant "I wonder how I can give the people who buy my media permanent depression."

    • @honokakazuno
      @honokakazuno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@vgman94 NieR Automata was like Evangelion. Absolutely perfect.

    • @tsumikiayato1560
      @tsumikiayato1560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know what they say: “If you’re good at something, never do it for free”
      Now how to sell depression?

  • @spyderbyteww08
    @spyderbyteww08 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥

    • @rakusheru
      @rakusheru 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Shinji in the anime: 🥛🥛🖐️

    • @Ultraconix
      @Ultraconix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@rakusheruWHAT THE FU-

    • @delilah17-z7p
      @delilah17-z7p 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@rakusheruok we gotta stop this

    • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
      @gyropizzamozzarella1012 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rakusheru That's not anime that's something start with the letter H. 💀

    • @Avgpsycho
      @Avgpsycho 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@rakusheru💀cranking the Soulja boy i see

  • @jomon324
    @jomon324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17783

    The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      They know they are making and that is what matters.

    • @alex_abadi42
      @alex_abadi42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @Martín Morales it's not even a genuine smile

    • @Eltipoquevisteayer
      @Eltipoquevisteayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Wth happened to my name would make a Lot of Sense actually

    • @InShane162
      @InShane162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Kaworu is alive but Toji doesn't exist
      Equivalent exchange

    • @plaguedoktor3563
      @plaguedoktor3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @Martín Morales she sure smiled a lot at the end of End Of Evangelion

  • @marias9974
    @marias9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      nah, Unit-01's got it's new S2 Engine so everything's fine

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@salmanmahyuddin8384 just don't suffer an accident on it or we're all fucked

    • @CM-dx6xu
      @CM-dx6xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@salmanmahyuddin8384
      Then the electric car should never run out of fuel

    • @spottedtime
      @spottedtime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maria Schleh that would be one very long cord, considering I don’t think the Evas even had few miles long cord in the show.

    • @EnDeRBeaT
      @EnDeRBeaT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Oh no! This car goes berserk. It's a motorcycle now!

  • @reasons4ukulele128
    @reasons4ukulele128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8243

    everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies

    • @ajohnson82454
      @ajohnson82454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      omg-

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a while

    • @maurochan9211
      @maurochan9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bout to cop them eva yeezy's 🔥

    • @tytracknctzens4953
      @tytracknctzens4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Kanye is a bit of weeb, so he might make it happen

  • @spicyair710
    @spicyair710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.

    • @stinkodoronion
      @stinkodoronion ปีที่แล้ว +74

      that's just insane
      like-
      holy shit, I didn't think NGE was THAT popular

    • @drx737
      @drx737 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      you (cannot) escape

    • @BlondeInACoffin-sx4je
      @BlondeInACoffin-sx4je ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@drx737 You can run, but you can ( not ) hide.

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun ปีที่แล้ว +19

      how i aspire to be you

    • @rootabeta9015
      @rootabeta9015 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Plot twist: those weren't statues

  • @humha7613
    @humha7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6698

    I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      So that's why he always being cold and jerk all the time

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      @@gentaillahi6153 Man abandoned his child and enacted an apocalyptic prophecy only because he needed a good shave!

    • @ManuJM-gw3je
      @ManuJM-gw3je 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      All of his evilness was stored in the beard

    • @erenjager4236
      @erenjager4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ManuJM-gw3je because it was a neckbeard

    • @mirkohoble
      @mirkohoble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      And Rei fucking blushing at him... what the fuck...

  • @lucasofthestars
    @lucasofthestars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    “Man cannot live by Eva alone”
    So that was a fucking lie

  • @joshmosh4190
    @joshmosh4190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5344

    There's no way this is possib-
    "Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment."
    OKAY, THEN

    • @Kewl_Kabewm
      @Kewl_Kabewm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Yep that's where she got me too.

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      He makes his daily commute on the evangelion traim

    • @lucca6153
      @lucca6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It's an unfamiliar ceiling

    • @bobdole6345
      @bobdole6345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ...Bob Dole missed that there is an offically licened Eva appartment.

    • @deathby1kslimes945
      @deathby1kslimes945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And looks at the officially branded Eva ceiling

  • @Darachu
    @Darachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.

    • @Handlewriting
      @Handlewriting ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Congratulations"

    • @fishsie
      @fishsie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know know

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Congratulations!

  • @terrancebogard3840
    @terrancebogard3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4901

    So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Yup, you got it.

    • @frakkaql1357
      @frakkaql1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah pretty much

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yep

    • @mireya0269
      @mireya0269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yup, but Star Wars at least have sense, seeing the vision of George Lucas.
      In Evangelion... doesn't have any sense.

    • @biggangsta1421
      @biggangsta1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Asriel Dreemurr The Dark Knight yes it does you just have to watch every 50 minute video you can find and try to piece it together yourself!

  • @siegward00010
    @siegward00010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13434

    It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism

    • @lemonbread8019
      @lemonbread8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      @Eru Clusivus
      Step 1: Read book
      Step 2: Read more book
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: No profit!

    • @dejja7376
      @dejja7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      majimaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      They mass produced Che's face on a t-shirt. Capitalism has no morality just supply and demand.

    • @zilaalapsablue7228
      @zilaalapsablue7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well said

    • @grey8478
      @grey8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      and then rebirth sarcastically gave the fans what they wanted

  • @s7010
    @s7010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    It’s seems they’ve released everything except the damn series on DVD

    • @davidmcguire6043
      @davidmcguire6043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      There've been several different full series DVD releases.

    • @rjsimons8970
      @rjsimons8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually they did saw them on google

    • @LittleJerryFan92
      @LittleJerryFan92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      There are several DVDs split into parts and fully complete. The only downfall is they’re very expensive

    • @deadpeach07
      @deadpeach07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's on Netflix now maybe
      Kissanime work just fine

    • @dhc612
      @dhc612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@deadpeach07 The Netflix version is absolutely disgusting. You can find many reasons in many, MANY TH-cam videos.

  • @m4n0fsteel23
    @m4n0fsteel23 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    If I had a dollar for every time Red Bard said "Evangelion" or "Eva" I would have enough money to buy some Officially Licensed Evangelion Merch.

  • @Nightboomfer
    @Nightboomfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Baron Blight yes

    • @din0696
      @din0696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Just slap the colours purple and green on literally anything you can think of and call it a day

    • @FelixHelixihare
      @FelixHelixihare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Interdimensional merchandise campaigns?

    • @caesar2854
      @caesar2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Even in the show Nerv seems to have merchandise

    • @randomcarbonaccumulation6478
      @randomcarbonaccumulation6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      In-Universe, this might actually be a really good marketing campaign. You know how they sell millions of products with a celebrity's face or branding on it? That, but with the literal defenders of humanity who are constantly on the news fighting things in cool robot suits.

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4253

    I think the funniest part of this is you go into great depth about the Eva bowling attire yet you brush past the Eva apartment like its nothing

    • @Watchmanskey
      @Watchmanskey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Making your apartment EVA-themed is not really that hard. Just stick some NERV posters, "Keep Out" and "WARNING" wall stickers, and paint the Systema Sephiroticum on your ceiling with glow-in-the-dark paint. I wanna know more about that EVA train

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@Watchmanskey the eva train is driven using a entry plug type system. The train closed down after the conductors all got ptsd

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And tbe Eva bullet train

    • @techyturtle3404
      @techyturtle3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Watchmanskey yeah, but like, according to the rules its official merch. Why would they do it

    • @お弁当-h2u
      @お弁当-h2u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@chistinelane There actually is (or was) an entry plug on the train that you can play a video game whilst sitting in it and pose for photos.

  • @totally5694
    @totally5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    so evangelion is TRULY a franchise where you can say "it's not a fandom, it's a lifestyle" lmaoo

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ToTally
      You dont choose it, it chooses you....

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Its not a lifestyle its a religion

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@yourbrainonegg159:
      it's like the gosple from re:zero!
      also i was an atheist before i saw
      "god himself replied"
      then i saw it was on an evangelion video, coincidence!
      i think not!

    • @chuydhm3334
      @chuydhm3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @zeno1099
      @zeno1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yourbrainonegg159 we do have angels so maybe

  • @robloxusertartagliakin7177
    @robloxusertartagliakin7177 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed

  • @peterbrooke7146
    @peterbrooke7146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      *Or Woman (no attack helicopters allowed!)

    • @MinecraftPony155
      @MinecraftPony155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Davido-kun from "Davido-kun loves japan" would be a good future candidate.

    • @lavenderwolf930
      @lavenderwolf930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Atheist Bear
      DIscRiMiNaTIoN

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lavender Wolf REEEEEEE!!!! XD

    • @viyum2279
      @viyum2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Of course I know him. He's me!

  • @jamiedoesstuff5871
    @jamiedoesstuff5871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4325

    I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.

    • @idoldigikyryn1253
      @idoldigikyryn1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamie Does Stuff Fanboys!

    • @fullmetalmiscreant3449
      @fullmetalmiscreant3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      My name isn’t Shinji.

    • @burritowyrm6530
      @burritowyrm6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jamie Does Stuff
      talk about an hour-long photo

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Nill Null I mean, I am sure he gets enough free samples of most of eva themed merchandise to pull this off

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly they’re not obsessed enough.

  • @laurenh8866
    @laurenh8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8777

    If only Fanta collaborated with Evangelion so we could drink LCL 😭

    • @Jovanoc
      @Jovanoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

      I love drinking humanity

    • @obscene-c1
      @obscene-c1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@Jovanoc r/cursedcomments

    • @calippo4202
      @calippo4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@Jovanoc humanity restored ~

    • @thatguy6104
      @thatguy6104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      forbidden estus flask

    • @erenjager4236
      @erenjager4236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Mmmm yes the blood of lilith

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Alright, next question:
    Can you live entirely off of Garfield merchandise?

    • @bernkastel7438
      @bernkastel7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yes, but you can’t work on Mondays.

    • @niggacockball7995
      @niggacockball7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      garfield phone👍

    • @noname420
      @noname420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is not even up for debate.

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Garfield is essentially the American equivalent of Evangelion, after all.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Shinji: "I don't know, I just REALLY like evangelion."

    • @s.k.5845
      @s.k.5845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "and have shit tones of money"

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@s.k.5845 "and I'm gay"

    • @TheSniperFox
      @TheSniperFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slimeustas
      - Official JK Rowling quote

  • @balrogdahomie
    @balrogdahomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA

    • @Davies46
      @Davies46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      The idea of having merch branded with Rei and Asuka is amazingly ironic.

    • @ahania333
      @ahania333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Rei: "I'm not your doll!"
      *can literally buy dozens of different dolls and figures of her*

    • @thomasffrench3639
      @thomasffrench3639 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you haven’t seen many mecha shows?

    • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
      @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hunger Games would be a close second. “Hey, you know that book about a dystopian ultra-capitalist regime oppressing the common people? Here’s a tie-in subway meal!”

    • @kingwolf9447
      @kingwolf9447 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Davies46
      Especially Rei

  • @inakie7756
    @inakie7756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Seeing Rei smiling in a lot of these was the scariest thing

    • @charisma7268
      @charisma7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      And gendo

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@charisma7268 ESPECIALLY Gendo.

    • @PabloCeldran
      @PabloCeldran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aupa atheletic

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      300th like

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gabbyn.3049 unlike Rei I haven't seen that man smile at least once nor do I think he have the ability to smile

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I feel like Hideaki Anno would probably feel very sorry for this guy

  • @rizkaarifiandi5670
    @rizkaarifiandi5670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    US Comics : "you are milking the Superhero characters so damn hard"
    Evangelion : "hold my Longinus"

    • @pluvs2smooch
      @pluvs2smooch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *cough* Star wars *cough*

    • @canwereach100millionsuscri9
      @canwereach100millionsuscri9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      For those who have seen EoE "milking the superhero" has a completly different meaning

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @auroragalaxy7003
      @auroragalaxy7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cough* Ice Age *cough*

    • @aulusagerius8540
      @aulusagerius8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Neil Brown i used "worthless" because saying i don't like something is not edgy enough for my personal opinion :(

  • @user-tn4ik2pi3r
    @user-tn4ik2pi3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    i was waiting for shinji to bust out the official evangelion condoms after that date

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @tempest6027
      @tempest6027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      According to the pinned comment that's the one thing they *don't* have

    • @ShinerCCC
      @ShinerCCC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or perhaps a Rei or Asuka themed onahole to perch between his thighs

    • @insanecheapo195
      @insanecheapo195 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ShinerCCC its been 4 years but what in the hell is this comment? Bro wants to recreate the hospital scene

    • @heckincat1406
      @heckincat1406 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta get in that vagina Shinji

  • @erufailon4723
    @erufailon4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    So basically this is a video about Shinji being the biggest Evangelion fan ever and using products that have his and Kaworu's faces on them, all while having a relationship with Kaworu.
    I'm 100% certain someone has already adapted this into a crack fic.

  • @notthatgreat1316
    @notthatgreat1316 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It’s just so surprising how stupidly popular it is. The Spear of Longinus was almost sent to the ACTUAL FUCKING MOON but the funding fell a little short. Utterly insane

  • @OsiasArt
    @OsiasArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    That was incredible. I've never seen such a naked expression of consumerism in my life.
    I love it.

    • @jaeger2780
      @jaeger2780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The free market provides

    • @Scragg-
      @Scragg- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      which is funny because I belive mr. anno hates that kind of thing.

    • @ronjadid7118
      @ronjadid7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and i want more of it.
      a whole lot more.

    • @Shrek_es_mi_pastor
      @Shrek_es_mi_pastor ปีที่แล้ว

      Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary

  • @stevelandmartin-khan2430
    @stevelandmartin-khan2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3166

    You KNOW that there’s a weeb out there who lives like this.

    • @VampyxX15
      @VampyxX15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Don't expose us!

    • @Paycheck777
      @Paycheck777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      He about to pull up with the bowling pin “mascot” suit.

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That would be me.

    • @Paycheck777
      @Paycheck777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Revan 007 WHY?!

    • @CalebMorea
      @CalebMorea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Obi wan voice “well of course I know him he’s me”

  • @johngobble
    @johngobble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    get me a evangelion humidifier SO I CAN BREATHE EVANGELION

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I wanna breath LCL.

    • @bewitchedk
      @bewitchedk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want to breathe depression when I get sick

    • @jkstewart878
      @jkstewart878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BREATH THE TEARS

    • @rana-hb3yt
      @rana-hb3yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      get me an evangelion heart implant so i can BLEED EVANGELION

  • @jugemujugemugokounosurinantoka
    @jugemujugemugokounosurinantoka 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:04 How accurately proportionate and curvy those headless Evangelion water bottles are gonna haunt me in my Evangelion nightmares 🙃

  • @secondblackjack1051
    @secondblackjack1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    Rule 34-B of the internet:
    If something exists, there's an Evangelion version of it.

    • @thatdude2508
      @thatdude2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Minus condoms

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Eva Conspiracy Theories?

    • @secondblackjack1051
      @secondblackjack1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 The Second Impact was an inside job!
      _wait a minute_

    • @jirosomer1204
      @jirosomer1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 Rei is dead man, miss her, miss her

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@thatdude2508 that's entirely useless considering the only use of one would be on a person willing to buy Evangelion condoms, who is better known as a hyper-ultra-mega-turbo-virgin

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    I'm disappoint theres no official evangelion firearms
    Come on man, where is my Rei AK-15?

    • @samjames6714
      @samjames6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Forget firearms, I want an officially licensed Evangelion N2 mine-themed nuclear warhead

    • @sadiecase4014
      @sadiecase4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      rei k-15

    • @jirosomer1204
      @jirosomer1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      With a Eva M9

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Rei-k 47

    • @liluzumaki9438
      @liluzumaki9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Iced out aiyanami pendant

  • @kondochi6895
    @kondochi6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "Wait, it's all Evangelion?"
    "Always has been."

    • @jojocujoh
      @jojocujoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep it at 69 likes or else

  • @zephilandevol
    @zephilandevol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:00
    Get in the bowling pin, Shinji

    • @flug_rost
      @flug_rost 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      looool

  • @Pantsmode
    @Pantsmode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Honestly, I wish I could make an anime so good that there's literally canned bread and a wedding band as merchandise.

  • @andrewthorp7499
    @andrewthorp7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    This just sounds like some weird dystopia where there's nothing but EVA merch.

    • @NeoMetalSoniclordglitch
      @NeoMetalSoniclordglitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sounds like a cool movie

    • @penscrap
      @penscrap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Malware it’s the real 4.44

    • @thomascollins5622
      @thomascollins5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kennethrapp1379 No, it's a dystopia. **Curls up and cries at lack of Gurren Lagann equivalency**

    • @Calvados656
      @Calvados656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that was the point.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure Evangelion is also a dystopia of sorts

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Okay, but is his _money_ Evangelion themed?

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      evangelion visa card

    • @soroneir1260
      @soroneir1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He doesn't have money anymore.

    • @animeloverhaven
      @animeloverhaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CloudySkies17695 they’re should be

    • @carlosvaldez4356
      @carlosvaldez4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ciclon5682 kept in his official evangelion wallet

    • @pluv1e
      @pluv1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He receives it all on Evangelion checks and only does transactions via Evangelion debit or credit cards

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I like the fact that you decided to stay neutral in the Rei vs Asuka war and just went with Kaoru

    • @martinreid2352
      @martinreid2352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Until the last 30 seconds, that is lmao

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "Merchandise-san, what target audience should we focus our products on?"
    "..Yes."

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Imagine getting mugged by someone with an EVA holster

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    You can’t just post a vlog of your day, bard.

  • @penscrap
    @penscrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Let's give Shinji an office job"
    Looks like Anno had the same idea

  • @trapscancreate5760
    @trapscancreate5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    Shinji: gets bullied at school
    Also Shinji: purchases EVA assault rifle.

    • @RussianNikolaiDa
      @RussianNikolaiDa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Bruh I'd buy an EVA assault rifle in a heartbeat. As long as it's officially licensed lol.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      200th like

    • @davefromaccount6766
      @davefromaccount6766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And an EVA prog knife.

    • @e.1419
      @e.1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t condone violence

    • @pandaman2234
      @pandaman2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I literally know a guy IRL with a costume EVA AR, it isn't officially licensed though.

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    "Evangelion cologne."
    Mmm smells like depression and anti-social personality disorder

    • @chez_fries1015
      @chez_fries1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      And also hedgehog dilemma and anti escapism.

    • @phillipszypulski7883
      @phillipszypulski7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      fizzie Eva cologne is just bottled shinji tears

    • @andreasts8410
      @andreasts8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chez_fries1015 a cologne with hedgehog scent would be fitting.

    • @hirohito40k14
      @hirohito40k14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      anti social personality disorder encompasses psychopathy and sociopathy wdym

    • @splatonika5276
      @splatonika5276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Smells like blood"

  • @plumdowner1941
    @plumdowner1941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Don't forget to use that Evangelion amp to blast Cruel Angel's Thesis out the Evangelion windows of your Evangelion car.

    • @PassiveSmoking
      @PassiveSmoking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On your Evangelion branded Sony DAT player.
      www.japanator.com/sony-upgrades-shinji-s-ratchet-old-sdat-tape-player-with-hd-audio-32358.phtml

  • @memesaremylifeline6723
    @memesaremylifeline6723 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I can't believe they didn't go on a camping trip with their evangelion tent where they would sleep in their evangelion sleeping bags after a long fun day of fishing with their evangelion lures and eating their evangelion emergency rations

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like that you specified that they only ate the rations and not the fish, since they're not Eva branded.

  • @Eltipoquevisteayer
    @Eltipoquevisteayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    At the date:
    S: So..... You like evangelion?
    K: Nah
    *5 minutes of Silence*

    • @sunkenrat7092
      @sunkenrat7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😥😥

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      "Yeah me neither I was just wondering"

    • @okordenador
      @okordenador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Sounds like the anime

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      For added immersion, this scene happens whilst they are on the elevator

  • @JohnWalterGates
    @JohnWalterGates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    Ironic how a series about leaving escapism has generated so much merchandise

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean as long as people don’t delve into escapism I see no problem with someone buying a lot of Eva merch.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@theatheistbear3117 I don't think I have to say this, but having your entire house decked in Eva merch probably doesn't mean you're a person who appreciates *real people and the real world.*

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864 I disagree. Having a lot of satanic tapestry, clothing and other household items doesn’t mean you worship Satan. You can just be a collector.

    • @buildabimbeaux
      @buildabimbeaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@theatheistbear3117 i was wondering why of all things u jumped to satan n then i read ur un lol

    • @joaonitro5149
      @joaonitro5149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864 You can be a collector and still have a life '-'

  • @shadowwwwwwwwwww
    @shadowwwwwwwwwww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    friend: wow the blue you picked for your room is so cute. what shade did you use?
    me: ᵃʸᵃⁿᵃᵐᶦ ᵇˡᵘᵉ
    friend: hm?

    • @rustytooth8860
      @rustytooth8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      did not do it intentionally and surley I did not use the official paint, but my bedroom is indeed Ayanami blue.

    • @AngelMercury
      @AngelMercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Silly marketing asside, it's a nice color. Maybe wouldn't do the whole room, but a feature wall or as trime it could be pretty...

    • @KeripiK_CTMM
      @KeripiK_CTMM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my room is actually about the same color

    • @Evdafawth
      @Evdafawth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My room is (still!) baby blue
      Yeeeaaaaah, close enough.

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Netflix: There’s no gay subtext in Evangelion, guys.
    Official Merchandise Rings: *. . . are you sure about that*

  • @MikeBSc
    @MikeBSc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    1994:
    So Gainax, please tell us about your upcoming Evangelion series.
    Gainax: "I like money!"

    • @kanashimi2495
      @kanashimi2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *other struggling anime countries*
      "It's not FAIR" *errreg errreg*

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Evangelion is not a Gainax Idea.
      Is an Anno Idea.
      No, false.
      Gainax is an Evangelion Idea

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anno in 1994: "I made this because of my mental health is shit.
      Anno in 2019: "I remake this because MONEY!"

  • @AylatheRaichu
    @AylatheRaichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Sounds like they have an official version of
    EVA-rything

    • @JaquesBobe
      @JaquesBobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underrated comment right here

    • @third-ratedude4234
      @third-ratedude4234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We still need Eva sex toys.
      C'mon Tenga made that already! You made one for Gurren Lagann!

    • @proxymoxie
      @proxymoxie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get out

    • @ronjadid7118
      @ronjadid7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      have you considered climbing a rooftop and trying to fly ?

    • @Rougealienpirate
      @Rougealienpirate 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@third-ratedude4234 I need a unit 01 dildo right now

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I dunno why the contrast between EVA's subject matter and the merchandise makes me laugh so much, but it brings me so much joy.

  • @scrunglenut6222
    @scrunglenut6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    yes. my weebdream is to live exclusively off items with shinji ikaris face on it

    • @iahan4961
      @iahan4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES

    • @GyaruHaruUS
      @GyaruHaruUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      L-Lewd!

    • @snakeboy2017
      @snakeboy2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spacepotatoes2019 It's not that hard to accomplish. Just buy one on the internet and ask one of your friends to do so.
      The only downsides may be the fact that an _official_ Asuka Dakimakura may not exist, and other people's opinion on you, lol.

    • @snakeboy2017
      @snakeboy2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacepotatoes2019 Pay someone to do so.

    • @hasch5756
      @hasch5756 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if they're business expenses, you can deduct them by filing the officially licenced Evangelion 1040

  • @ItzDangani
    @ItzDangani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    I had no idea what you meant by the title then I realized

    • @CaptainClover
      @CaptainClover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey just wanna say I'm a fan and love your content 😊

    • @Lumber_jocks
      @Lumber_jocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was foolish to initially think that the video was talking about royalties......

  • @hyd__rangea
    @hyd__rangea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    kaworu, after a night of bowling: you're worthy of my grace

    • @fuhwurd
      @fuhwurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rinshuu oh god netflix

  • @scoutmout9330
    @scoutmout9330 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine killing someone after pulling out your gun from your official Evangelion holster

  • @lethalweeaboo2239
    @lethalweeaboo2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    I heard Full Metal Alchemist canned bread will cost you a arm and a leg.

  • @alexkennedy6112
    @alexkennedy6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Seeing Gendo smile looked so wrong.

    • @sarkhan7913
      @sarkhan7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Who knew his depression was because of his beard. Total mindsplosion.

    • @alexkennedy6112
      @alexkennedy6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@sarkhan7913 Could you imagine if he had a fully facial beard. He'd be a ticking time bomb.

    • @georgeselly3426
      @georgeselly3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarkhan7913 literal star trek TOS rules

  • @jakubrejzekjunior7349
    @jakubrejzekjunior7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I have dietery converns for him. There is too few evangelion vegetable, mineral water, proteine source outside of evangelion noodles and pizza. He can not be always eating out.

    • @lynxaway
      @lynxaway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      She only said you could live off evangelion merch, not that it would be a life worth living :p

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lynxaway would any life lived entirely off of this kind of merchandise be worth living in the end

  • @liamcoull6575
    @liamcoull6575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was fully prepared for evangelion condoms when she said take things to the next level

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Can't wait to be buried in my official Evangelion coffin!

    • @SystemBD
      @SystemBD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can choose between the SEELE "Sound Only" Monolith or an entry-plug themed coffin. LCL not included.

  • @kyumi497
    @kyumi497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Another fun fact about that collection of rings: some of the more simple bands have quotes engraved on them, one of which is "I realize now that I was born to meet you." They also have necklaces in the kiss collection that match said rings. I know this because I own them lol

  • @Rusty_Spy
    @Rusty_Spy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    >no official Evangelion air
    >no official Evangelion water
    0/10 not enough Evangelion

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      There are Eva water bottles. At least one of the two exists.

    • @Rusty_Spy
      @Rusty_Spy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      LucasLucas Lucas nah I ain't talkin water bottles, I wanna see Eva brand H2O

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Rusty_Spy there is Eva mineral water, I'm sure. I have some Steins;Gate branded one, so Eva almost surely exists.

    • @shshshshshk
      @shshshshshk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Those two bottles of Asuka and Rei's body when Shinji grabs his tumbler are sold with water in 'em.

    • @mixiekins
      @mixiekins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      does an eva ac/fan count? maybe a eva air purifier? and eva britta filter jug?

  • @ramonabdiel10
    @ramonabdiel10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    7:58 My mind went places and I thought she was gonna say Evangelion condoms for a second there

    • @enderdude7
      @enderdude7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They do exist, with a.t shield branding.

  • @matthewkossolapov159
    @matthewkossolapov159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I lowkey expected Shinji and Kaoru to go to an Evangelion themed love hotel at the end of that date

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah same

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There’s no point in looking it up, I already know such a thing must exist

    • @Handlewriting
      @Handlewriting ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Scatmansethno fucking way, but it actually exists now

    • @enderdude7
      @enderdude7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And popping on the a.t shield branded condoms.

  • @xerodelacroix5552
    @xerodelacroix5552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    You forgot the official race cars. Yes. There is an Evangelion racing team.

    • @bvg129
      @bvg129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tom S Either you are lying, or i just can't find them across every two tiers

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eva Racing!
      I've been following them on Facebook for a long time now.
      Tbh, their cars and bikes look pretty damn good. I'd consider getting Eva themed fairings for my CBR if such a thing existed.

    • @unclereyofficial
      @unclereyofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The miku amg racing team is cooler

    • @yaboitroy4101
      @yaboitroy4101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rey Whiley yes bro I agree 110%

    • @MikeBSc
      @MikeBSc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacepotatoes2019 I guess the instrumentality project was a...success?

  • @jack-pm3fl
    @jack-pm3fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    unrealistic. kaworu would propose to shinji, not the other way around

    • @aricente
      @aricente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      True. Shinji,making decisions for himself? Unlikely

    • @captaincrash9002
      @captaincrash9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aricente I just started the show and they just say he never makes decisions for himself

    • @aricente
      @aricente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@captaincrash9002 thats a bit hyperbolic on my end. I havnt rewatched in almost 6 years so i dont remember all the story beats. Do yourself a favor and watch without spoiling yourself on youtube vids. The first viewing is a wild time

    • @agressivegrandpa7474
      @agressivegrandpa7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the profile picture. Killua with two guns. :D

    • @agressivegrandpa7474
      @agressivegrandpa7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point, goodpoint.

  • @Bigcheese407
    @Bigcheese407 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I kept a tally throughout the whole video and she said “Evangelion” and “Eva” a combined total of 79 times

  • @aasivol
    @aasivol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Have been following sailor moons official merchandise releases for a few years now and I swear you can totally live of sailor moon merchandise too it’s insane

    • @iCABALi
      @iCABALi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sailor Moon has condoms. So the two lesbian characters could never use them.

    • @joeym3592
      @joeym3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iCABALi don't you mean cousins

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What surprised me there's not enough Clamp merchandise. They used to be big.

  • @iamlucidess
    @iamlucidess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Merchendise is one thing but that Eva Bullet train completely blows my mind.

    • @veganjotaro
      @veganjotaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp please.

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@veganjotaro 4:31

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually there are a bunch of themed bullet trains

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s also a transforming bullet train anime that features the Eva train a few times!

  • @thethinker2372
    @thethinker2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    My boy too broke for official evangelion airpods :(

  • @mikothem
    @mikothem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the ray of sunshine behind a smiling shinji is unironically so wholesome wtf

  • @julianbell9161
    @julianbell9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    >Evangellion bath salts
    These anime con after parties are fucking insane

    • @evilspongebobpopsticle9541
      @evilspongebobpopsticle9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I found them too named LCL bathsalt

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@evilspongebobpopsticle9541 I definitely would not wanna bathe in the collective counciousness of humanity.

    • @kollepii1011
      @kollepii1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradleypearl2986 THE UNENLIGHTE-

  • @Sam-uc9po
    @Sam-uc9po 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Not so fun drinking game: take a shot every time she says “Evangelion”

    • @meemdealer6559
      @meemdealer6559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Drink your evangelion wine with some evangelion shot glass

    • @sansskie1151
      @sansskie1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      with some evangelion packed peanuts

    • @sable7687
      @sable7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lmao it would have to be like 0.5% alcohol for you to survive

    • @donvoltonus8898
      @donvoltonus8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The game is called "alcoholism"

    • @omarmansuri7099
      @omarmansuri7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then someone else can call the hospital using that EVA cellphone for EVA alcohol poisioning

  • @bigtrebuchet3517
    @bigtrebuchet3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    this is like japan's equivalent of living off of despicable me merchandise

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The difference is that Gainax isn't Illumination, nor have they ever been.
      Illumination just makes cheap CG-animated films with the same formula repeatedly where as Gainax is less formulaic and has worked with 2D.

    • @thejayscraft9975
      @thejayscraft9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Code7Unltd the difference is that now there is only one incredibly annoying thing, called shinji

    • @Tarantulawl
      @Tarantulawl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thejayscraft9975 Are the minions still around?

    • @thejayscraft9975
      @thejayscraft9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tarantulawl i hope not

    • @LambentLight00
      @LambentLight00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thejayscraft9975 They unfortunately are

  • @kairad0073
    @kairad0073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I haven’t been to Japan but based on how stuff is advertised there it feels like a fever dream

  • @shonenbag6478
    @shonenbag6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Don't forget that if Shinji needs to entertain himself, he can always use the official Evangelion TV show or the official Evangelion movies.
    :)

    • @TBoneTony
      @TBoneTony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I often thought that Asuka was the source of Shinji's entertainment when he needed to entertain himself.

    • @javiinkling695
      @javiinkling695 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TBoneTony don't forget the official eva videogames

    • @TBoneTony
      @TBoneTony 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@javiinkling695 I know of the Eva Video Games, there was one on the N64 during 1999 that I read about but that was Region Locked to Japan sadly.

  • @Singformefriend
    @Singformefriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I love Evangelion for it's dark and depressing themes, and it's so weird to me that the show is THIS big in Japan.

    • @Blaze-zm7zt
      @Blaze-zm7zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Japan is depressed.

    • @vaibhavdabwalv1
      @vaibhavdabwalv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Considering the suicide rates, I don't think so

    • @Blaze-zm7zt
      @Blaze-zm7zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vaibhavdabwalv1 yes

    • @user-ho1ih1uj6w
      @user-ho1ih1uj6w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Japan home of the animes

    • @soysource3218
      @soysource3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-ho1ih1uj6w
      Home of depression too

  • @MoreThanALoser8107
    @MoreThanALoser8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Shinji... he's just an average guy... who owns every single piece of eva merchandise, changed his stickman face to an 2d image of his favorite character, who he admires so much that he legally changed his name to Shinji. His stickman family can't recognize him anymore... send him non eva branded help.
    Edit: and he only has one pair of underwear

    • @thevoidcritter
      @thevoidcritter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nah, he probably has several identical pairs of Evangelion underwear.

  • @sawysauce1256
    @sawysauce1256 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s like that SpongeBob episode where we see everything patchy owns is SpongeBob themed

  • @sludgepile5453
    @sludgepile5453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    if i saw this dude dressed full clad in EVA merch i would have to EVA hop in my EVA car and EVA drive off an EVA cliff

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

    • @nfrmis4825
      @nfrmis4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you mean drive off in a CIVIC?

  • @alexbel8944
    @alexbel8944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love the name for the Eva cologne,
    "A-T Field"
    *Genius*

  • @lambdaweaponscache5394
    @lambdaweaponscache5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7740

    It would be pretty funny if they had Evangelion antidepressants.
    (Edit)- wow, honestly thought I’d die before I got these many likes.

    • @nebulus4700
      @nebulus4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Subterranean Planaria I actually burst out laughing

    • @gabrielhubert226
      @gabrielhubert226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Evangelion IS an anti-depressant

    • @united_games
      @united_games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Gabe H no its the opposite. Especially the end of evangelion

    • @rexryan1796
      @rexryan1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@gabrielhubert226 have you ever seen evangelion

    • @disgruntledbeast9942
      @disgruntledbeast9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Subteranean Planaria Actual LOL thank you.

  • @XanDubs
    @XanDubs ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:03 missed opportunity for “he’s got EVA-rything he could possibly need”

  • @scruffles3838
    @scruffles3838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    AAAAHH if you chose a female SO we could have gone over all the EVA baby products and female hygiene products aswell...

    • @mycomnithegreat434
      @mycomnithegreat434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Hey TH-cam how do I delete someone else's comment

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mycomni The Great @space patatoes What the hell are you people thinking?

    • @austinung4710
      @austinung4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It should be called Shinji’s mayonnaise

    • @Caseyuptobat
      @Caseyuptobat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is the angel Arael allowed to make TH-cam comments?

    • @PasscodeAdvance
      @PasscodeAdvance 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the Ouch defense machines?

  • @cdsbradley
    @cdsbradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    All that and no Eva branded water? I can only imagine how expensive it is having to bathe yourself in nothing but UCC and Kirin beer. But alas, such is the life of the hype beast.

  • @popcultureoverdosed
    @popcultureoverdosed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Shinji could also seduce Kawaru with his official Evangelion lingerie.

  • @squawk-box
    @squawk-box 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:03 EVA-rything

  • @GreenChillZone
    @GreenChillZone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Star Wars is the most ridiculously over-marketed fran-
    Evangelion: Hold my LCL!

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Frozen is getting close (unfortunately), in Norway there's everything frozen, even cheaply made headphones... Honestly it feels like they are extremely aggressive to make people forget a Norwegian book series they it has suprisingly many elements from...
      th-cam.com/video/4lCl6LTlsq8/w-d-xo.html

    • @derpymcsquire5426
      @derpymcsquire5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my beer would still work

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my Yebisu

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeruteruBozusama are they made in china?

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erika002 most Disney stuff is made in China, most stuff overall is made in China...

  • @agarciahunter
    @agarciahunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    How are Shinji and Kaworu supposed to live together if they don’t have a Evangelion bed to share?

    • @faloel
      @faloel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I'm 10000% sure there is one

    • @agarciahunter
      @agarciahunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Elderrunes but is it a king size? Cuz they’ll need the room.

    • @atleaugust6238
      @atleaugust6238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      they live in the tent

    • @aaa1e2r3
      @aaa1e2r3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not a bed, but they can snuggle in an Eva brand blanket www.storenvy.com/products/5191709-brand-new-evangelion-japanese-anime-bed-blanket-2

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They sleep in futon you uncultured swine

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    4:33 no, you don't just say ''evangelion train" and then move on

    • @Jacob_of_Rivia
      @Jacob_of_Rivia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Shinji get off the train

    • @smugmelon8545
      @smugmelon8545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Why Am I Still Here no

    • @ivaneyherabide3204
      @ivaneyherabide3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The train was sadly discontinued and now it's in a museum of sorts I don't really know, oh and btw that's technically cannon so after third impact Shinji created a reality where he drove a train and fought angels and stuff

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ivaneyherabide3204 pardon
      P A R D O N?

    • @rice_and_potatoes
      @rice_and_potatoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ivaneyherabide3204 wait wut

  • @bearrett50kal17
    @bearrett50kal17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had to pause the video covering my mouth and bent over cackling in disbelief at "EvangelionxHelloKitty toaster" and then the "Bowling Pins"