The equation on 0:55 is beautiful. It just says that no matter how ugly or hot you are, won't hurt to just immediately start a conversation with a girl you like. Cute
@@elizabethchung4543 what kind of country the hell you are? You cant carry large knives, you cant carry pepper sprays, what other thing than your nuts can you have in your pocket to not get in prison?
2:00 My complete list of insecurities My parents will start charging me rent My hand gestures are ambiguous I'll never pull off a good moonwalk My handshake isn't firm enough My hair is too perfect I'll never be a ghostbuster My forearms are intimidating I might not have what it takes to be a professional wrestler
The "don't ask a girl out and just do small favours for her until she starts dating someone else and then they break up and she realizes it was you she liked the whole time" part was a major reality check for me. God, I'm an idiot.
I love that "when to approach" equation always produces t=0 It is either a happy accident, or a very well crafted joke. Either way, I enjoyed it greatly
@@jay.u Not only does he specify in the video that c = 300000000, but it’s part of the joke, because A and B are meaningless compared to D. (AB/c^2 ≈ 0)
You have to convert 0º C to 273º K, otherwise the kilometers in the speed of light won't have any units to cancel out with and you'll get meaningless nonsense.
I feel like that's being friendzoned so i just make my intentions obvious lmao if it doesn't work out then its not something to complain about, imo tho
"My parents will start charging me rent" "My hand gestures are ambiguous" "I'll never pull off a good moonwalk" "My handshake isn't firm enough" "My hair is too perfect" "I'll never be a ghostbuster" "My forearms are intimidating" "I might not have what it takes to be a professional wrestler" lmao
Yes, but be sure not to be too forward. You wouldn't want to seem desperate. So don't say "I love you" but say that you really like them as a friend... That way they'll inevitably wonder "But do you like me as more than a friend?"
The most important part is that you are always there for her. Best case scenario she will consider you as her gay best friend and will send you sexy pics for approval so that she can send them to her boyfriend
+Michael Aiyedun The joke is that everything in the parenthesis is multiplied by 0 (the freezing point of water in Celsius), and, thus, the time in seconds you should wait to talk to the girl is 0. It's the MAN-UP principle.
+omar kandil Everyone got the joke. You're not a math nerd. You're not a super genius. You don't get a trophy for knowing something that anyone with a sixth grade education knows. Again, you're not a math nerd. You just suck.
Unless I missed something that's only if you use Celsius for the freezing point of water. I however used Kelvin, which is 273.3 This my friends is how to math
Ars0nPheonix True, but if the Celsius unit is supposed to cancel out, or divide, by another term with Kelvin in the denominator, you'll be forced to use Celsius. Otherwise, we could use Kelvin to keep the temperature from being zero.
If you reduce the pressure you can slightly increase the freezing point of water, meaning that in higher altitudes, you still have time before talking to the girl you like.
I'm a girl and funnily enough, I did actually befriend a guy then start dating someone else, only to end up dating the first guy. Casually explained is on point there
@@ArtemLokhovitskiy We've now been dating for well over two years and I'm the happiest I've ever been :) dating someone who was a friend first makes a world of difference, because you already know and like each other if you were friends!
+Bradyn Stanaway I don't know who he is, but I have a strong feeling that he has a different channel that is much larger, which gives him the experience to make such a good start on this channel. And this channel is just a playground to see if he could become big again, without the help of is current following on his larger channel. Like he reset his saved game and is starting from scratch.
+Bradyn Stanaway I tested this theory by going onto CGP Grey's channel and watching his oldest two videos where he isn't very energetic while watching this one. Their voices are the same! :D
oneduality I haven't tried his recipes, but they seem legit. Yeah, I really like his comedic style. It's different and it doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny.
+syawkcab But this is casually explained! Probably referring to the American freezing point! After all, scientifically, the D is measured in millimeters.
yeah casually explained uses a computer software to change his voice in his You suck at cooking channel, but they're exactly the same that's why they both will never appear at the same time.
+josh brown it's not becouse the d is long (which it is) it is becouse he said input the temperature that water freezes and in America (which I live) in is 32
The equation at 0:39 is pretty deep, you're multiplying it all by the freezing point of water (0°C) so no matter how drunk, attractive or big you are, the time you should wait to talk to a girl you like is always 0
Actually, the proper way to court someone is to approach them forewardly. That way, your relationship can class a whole 18 hours before they text you saying they're actually not ready for a relationship and that it's not actually you, it's them, even though you know in your heart that it's you. And then you cry and eat Cheetos all weekend and hope that they'll return your calls and oh god just kill me now.
Actually, your sarcasm was true. I spent a year befriending and doing favors for the girl I had a crush on who had initially shown disinterest, and after that year, she asked me out. We dated for 2 years, found out right away that we didn't get along, broke up 5 times and are both now lonelier than we were before we knew what it was like to care deeply about a truly awful human being.
w(t) = (size of penis + (attractiveness * drunkeness)/(3.00*10^8)^2) * freezing point of water in Celsuis ...subsituting with significant figures using MY personal data. Note that the A and B values are assumed to be exact values, therefore the result of the division would still have 8 sig figs. I know that the notation suggests 3 sig figs, but I am too lazy to change that. A = 5.5 I think I am slightly above average B = 1 I never drink. Ever. C = 3.00*10^8 m/s D = 7.785 according to my ruler measurements, from the point of connection to the pube to the end while erect H20(L->S) = 0 w(t) = (7.875 + (6 * 1)/(3.00*10^8)^2) * 0 w(t) = (7.785 + 6.677 * 10^-17) * 0 w(t) = (7.785) * 0 w(t) = 0 This means that the size of your penis is MUCH more important than how drunk or how attractive you are, but even if your penis is big or small the size doesn't even matter because you are multiplying everything by zero. So basically, it doesn't matter if you are attractive, drunk, or have a large penis. Just ask her out.
He multiplies the equation by the freezing point of water, which he defines as zero. That means the equation equals 0 no matter what. He told you that you should talk to the girl you like right now, that you should wait zero seconds. thx for the slightly veiled motivation Casually Explained
Sometimes I wanna unsubscribe because it's too accurate
U said it
"letting her break up with the guy to realize you're the one she wanted to be with"
literally how i started 2 of my 3 serious relationships
Techno-mage They never said what order it was, nor if one of them is still going on. For all we know, they are still with the partner.
Im in this video and dont like it.
@@JVGreen150 bro i swear same
This is messing with my mind. You can't tell me that they're different people
huh
Caleb Pagan casually explained and you suck at cooking sound very similar
+Addie Crane I can tell right off the bat that their different. But yea, they are pretty similar.
+Caleb Pagan It's the same person.
+Joel Rayburn He runs two channels?
The equation on 0:55 is beautiful. It just says that no matter how ugly or hot you are, won't hurt to just immediately start a conversation with a girl you like. Cute
Unless she has a pepper spray
Fahrenheit ruins everything
Also your attractiveness or drunkenness doesn’t matter compared to your number of inches because AB is divided by such a large number.
@@janbernad4729 doesn’t happen in England lol
@@elizabethchung4543 what kind of country the hell you are? You cant carry large knives, you cant carry pepper sprays, what other thing than your nuts can you have in your pocket to not get in prison?
I'm like the strawberry
underrated comment smh
Sup
You let your genetic information and ability to have children just hang out? That’s a bold move
300th like
Lol
Well, the fastest way to get to a girl's heart is through her ribcage.
get in through the belly and reach up, that way you don't have to get trough the ribs
it means that you must being a Doctor, a surgeon to have a small chance to get her heart..... it helps is you have a private clinic....
+santiagotriple or you're a Mortal Kombat character.
no mate the fastest way to girl's heart is a chidori
-ice nine kills
Saying "Casually Explained ft. You Suck At Cooking" is like saying "Ted Cruz ft. The Zodiac Killer"
LOOOOOOOL
It fits together
h hhh *Exactly*
The best duo
Man this is really well written the pause after we went on a date was hilarious
+Scrooge McFuck what pause ?
+Shiv 2:30
+Scrooge McFuck I don't get the joke :( Please explain
+Ren3gaid He said 'the last time i went on a date', then paused and changed the subject. He hasn't been on dates.
Ah, ok thank you ^^
We need: Casually Explained feat Sam O'Nella Academy and exurb1a.
I’m convinced they’re all the same person
ʞ!ǝɹɐ you think a British dude and an America dude sound the same?
MondaysPOP no but all of those channels (casually explained, Sam O’Nella academy, YSAC, exurb1a) have very similar personalities and sense of humour
@ʞ!ǝɹɐ
Which one is British? I literally don’t know...
Hat Kid 2.0 exurb1a
2:00
My complete list of insecurities
My parents will start charging me rent
My hand gestures are ambiguous
I'll never pull off a good moonwalk
My handshake isn't firm enough
My hair is too perfect
I'll never be a ghostbuster
My forearms are intimidating
I might not have what it takes to be a professional wrestler
That profile picture looks familiar
@@siyacer spiderman meme
i, too, am insecure about my perfect hair.
@@waiitwhaat don't its perfect
@@waiitwhaat Nice beard tho
The "don't ask a girl out and just do small favours for her until she starts dating someone else and then they break up and she realizes it was you she liked the whole time" part was a major reality check for me. God, I'm an idiot.
Jajajajajajaja, toooo funny xD jajaja
I actually did that to a girl... she told me she doesn't like me :( *increasing suicidal tendencies*
João Pacheco I hope you're okay.
Suicidal Tendencies. Great band.
real shit
the ending bite hard for me
It does for 80% of men.
Yeah. I feel bad for 'you suck at cooking' because he's getting checked out second.
+Jesus Christ stop impersonating me, I don't appreciate it.
Jesus fucking Christ likewise.
+Jesus Christ wanna grab a beer later?
"i don't mean to brag, but, one time i went on a date." IM SCREAMING
I died 😂💀 that part was so funny
I'm 22 and I have never gone on one... but not because I am not trying mind you ;3
one day i will do the same... one day
At that point I had to wonder how many dates I been on... more than ten! Still hope! Man I'm a pimp! :D
Do all teenage girls scream instead of laughing nowadays?
doing a collab with himself. i feel bad for him.
I'm like a strawberry. My seed is outside. Fun fact: When you get naked to show your seed you are no longer allowed in the restaurant.
Sound advice!
I need to try this to verify
this is hilarious
Depends on the restaurant.
I thought "you suck at cooking" was "casually explained" lol I probably sound stupid rn
No, you're right. At least, we all want you to be right.
same
I thought that as well.
I'm pretty sure he runs both channels :D
they sound quite similar
only watched 1 video and you already have my sub
That's how I was and now I've been watching his videos for the past hour.
+Liz Banks чер
+Liz Banks same gurll
Only 3 replies?!
Also Pepper Pepper Pepper
if you dont like pepper you are a tool
Set the onion to 350
+Nick Newman its avacado
Dude they are the same person, they have to be...
Jackson Q. BELL PEPPER
I love that "when to approach" equation always produces t=0
It is either a happy accident, or a very well crafted joke. Either way, I enjoyed it greatly
I was about to comment that, but thought it was obvious and was looking for someone else to say it 👍
Knowing how much effort he tends to put into random background elements of his videos I’m pretty sure it’s intentional haha
@@jay.u Not only does he specify in the video that c = 300000000, but it’s part of the joke, because A and B are meaningless compared to D. (AB/c^2 ≈ 0)
@@JebStar10 “a boy”? I think it autocorrected from about
You have to convert 0º C to 273º K, otherwise the kilometers in the speed of light won't have any units to cancel out with and you'll get meaningless nonsense.
"Do you want to get married or what?"
Following that and the slap I had to take a moment to recover. I didn't even hear the next thing she said.
i love the end. "just befriend her over the corse of a few years-" 😂
That part was actually real talk with Casually Explained, so he was actually being (at least a little bit) real.
I feel like that's being friendzoned so i just make my intentions obvious lmao if it doesn't work out then its not something to complain about, imo tho
sad advice..... earing the crack of my heart when I see some guy doing in two days what I've been trying to do in two months
Yep, that's me. Although 3 years later, it might actually work out!
*facepalm
Nhilist I’ve actually tried that method and it worked so..
"My parents will start charging me rent"
"My hand gestures are ambiguous"
"I'll never pull off a good moonwalk"
"My handshake isn't firm enough"
"My hair is too perfect"
"I'll never be a ghostbuster"
"My forearms are intimidating"
"I might not have what it takes to be a
professional wrestler"
lmao
The only terrible one is the first one
@@germanfan6481 I don't know, that handshake one is really off-putting
the third one hit close to home
This channel is so underrated.
***** You're right. Thanks for the heads-up!
***** Agreed. My bad.
"inoffensive location doing something neither person wants to do whilst trying to mask their own degenerating self-doubts" Absolutely hilarious
Just letting you know, it’s been 4 years and she still hasn’t realized I’m the one she actually likes. Should I keep waiting?
Chris, you dare question the formula?!
Definitely
Yes, but be sure not to be too forward. You wouldn't want to seem desperate. So don't say "I love you" but say that you really like them as a friend... That way they'll inevitably wonder "But do you like me as more than a friend?"
The most important part is that you are always there for her. Best case scenario she will consider you as her gay best friend and will send you sexy pics for approval so that she can send them to her boyfriend
@@nogoodgod4915 Damn that's sad
I think I did something wrong on the equation part I keep getting into the negatives...
Did u divide AB/the speed of light then multiply by Co2?
+Michael Aiyedun did you remember to show dat bitch the money?
+Michael Aiyedun The joke is that everything in the parenthesis is multiplied by 0 (the freezing point of water in Celsius), and, thus, the time in seconds you should wait to talk to the girl is 0. It's the MAN-UP principle.
+Caleb Mead hes American so we gotta say the freezing point is 32
+Michael Aiyedun
Clearly the time you should've talked to your crush has already passed...
> They're a scientologist (*tom cruise face*)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've been studying it for almost a year and a half and holy shit! The problems! And you get to notice all the references people make.
Marty McPhee Studying it for almost a year and a half? Really, is there so much to study? How exactly are you studying/researching?
E
That south park episode
....
'Apple-bottom Jeans. Boots with the fur.'
And I sang 'WITH THE FUR'
Was the whole club then looking at... You?
Did you get low?
@@daedra40 suck at cooking
Or did you have baggy sweatpants and Reeboks with the straps?
I just found "You Suck At Cooking" in 2019. Through this video.
My life is now improved.
TokayGekko welcome to this pot of wangjangled madness
That bit when he pauses after saying "not to brag but I went on a date" gets me every time I watch this. Keep up the casual work.
this channel will have a million subs soon
Ofc it will
Thsis channel will have 5 millions subs soon
- 2017. Comment on this when I am right
Brandon Wallace ok
it already has now we wait for the 2 mill
Brandon Wallace lol
Collab with cr1tikal??
I think he is you suck at cooking so he did a colab with him self
+gilbert engle congratulations
+gilbert engle you played yourself
collab with gradeAunderA? :D
+Alex Caldwell My god yes
"i don't mean to brag but one time i went on a date....
so i think the best way to "
2:10 "My handshake isn't firm enough" damn I feel that
"I don't wanna brag but one time I went on a date ......" Priceless
YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON
Oh god, the ending hit me man. Just.... kill me.
Narragetto doggo does a communism
I was just thinking how your videos reminded me of You Suck At Cooking, then I stumbled across this one noticing it was with him. Neat
Unless you're the same person and I'm just too slow to realize... Not sure
+Kayla Andrews Just give it some more time. I'm sure you'll figure it out.
I did :) haha I'm just a little slow
I'm like 99% sure they're not even though people like to say there are. One is Canadian and they have different voices.
Dunkleosteus he changed his voice for that part to make it sound like he was a different person
"no matter how close i get, i can never touch the pie " oh-
2:44
That reality check just made me question my whole "dating" life
"I'll never be a ghost buster"
"My forearms are intimidating"
"I might not have what it takes to become a professional wrestler"
+RYSE Proof that You Suck At Cooking lifts meaning he is the same guy in casually explained.
He's definitely a professional "wrassler" though
And wangjangler
Why does life hurt so badly?
idk i feel ya m8
"because youre fat, and youre fucking gay" filthy frank
NNNYYYEEESSSS!!!!
cuz Obama
because of the political elite, all the people working to fuck us like Clintons, bushes, Obama's, trumps.
This guy is clever. Very clever. Keep up the great work man I really enjoy these videos.
It was recommended on 14 Feb, 2019. I think TH-cam is trying to tell me something
After watching all of Casually Explained's videos on dating, I have determined that the most logical course of action is killing myself.
same
fuck this is accurate and therefore, depressing
I used to be rather ashamed of getting my seed on the outside during a date. Strawberries taught me it's normal.
Oh no
O h n o
*O H N O*
OH Y E S
Oh yiss! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My life is a joke.
I have no friends...
+ItsMike my life is a yolk.....
im an egg
Forsen, is that you?
+scares Man your lives are tricking depressing
+Tom williams You have a very attractive name.
Alternate tittle: how to lose all 2 of your female viewers to YSAC
...Instructions unclear, im still here.
@@emmaisvibing9843
You are now a male... Congrats
I’m watching this like I’m ever going to be in a relationship
Oh fuck it happened.
Who the hell divided by 0?
+Wolf Man Lyken 😂😂😂(nobody else laughs)(becomes self conscious of his inner math nerd)
+omar kandil Everyone got the joke. You're not a math nerd. You're not a super genius. You don't get a trophy for knowing something that anyone with a sixth grade education knows. Again, you're not a math nerd. You just suck.
+omar kandil and you have a tiny wiener you piece of shit
+TheScorpionTale Uhh, Do you understand how a joke works ?? Anybody with basic kindergarten education should get a joke.
0:57 Just so you know, that equation is always going to be Zero.
Unless I missed something that's only if you use Celsius for the freezing point of water. I however used Kelvin, which is 273.3
This my friends is how to math
This of course means that he may have made a mistake, as Kelvin is what you typically convert to in Chemistry such as relationships
Ars0nPheonix
True, but if the Celsius unit is supposed to cancel out, or divide, by another term with Kelvin in the denominator, you'll be forced to use Celsius. Otherwise, we could use Kelvin to keep the temperature from being zero.
+Ars0nPheonix let's just imagine it was in celsius
If you reduce the pressure you can slightly increase the freezing point of water, meaning that in higher altitudes, you still have time before talking to the girl you like.
I don't wanna brag but, one time I went on a date.....
So 😂
That was the joke bro, he went on a date but doesn't want to brag about it
+morethejamesx39 you are an idiot.
+TheMadHatterThatMatters how so?
+TheMadHatterThatMatters unless you're implying that James already knew the joke I don't understand what I said
+morethejamesx39 He made it out to sound like he did something unusual on the date, like there was more to it than just a date
I'm a girl and funnily enough, I did actually befriend a guy then start dating someone else, only to end up dating the first guy. Casually explained is on point there
It's been a year since you posted the comment.
How is it going between you and that friend?
Just curious :)
@@ArtemLokhovitskiy We've now been dating for well over two years and I'm the happiest I've ever been :) dating someone who was a friend first makes a world of difference, because you already know and like each other if you were friends!
@@sqeeweet well. That's great! Success story! :)
@@sqeeweet: Yay! :)
lmao, the guys in this comment feel relieved after watching your replies and continuously "befriending" the girl they like.
Probably.
"A scientologist or a hairdresser" 😂
D AS IN INCHES 😂😂😂😂😂
fuck you nobody thinks you're special npc n# 7.476
Or feet.
I didn't understand
That ending hit me hard
You have to be CGP Grey.
He's lkike cgp grey, but with more dank memes
+Bradyn Stanaway I don't know who he is, but I have a strong feeling that he has a different channel that is much larger, which gives him the experience to make such a good start on this channel.
And this channel is just a playground to see if he could become big again, without the help of is current following on his larger channel. Like he reset his saved game and is starting from scratch.
+HihuLars hes other channel is you suck at cooking
+Bradyn Stanaway I tested this theory by going onto CGP Grey's channel and watching his oldest two videos where he isn't very energetic while watching this one. Their voices are the same! :D
+Mr. Gecko the Salamander all 3 of them are actually the same
The long uninterrupted pauses of silence after the start of a seemingly-cool statement that is transformed into an awkward one are masterful
Where has this channel been all these years!! I just found it accidentally, love it lol
Until I see all four of Casually Explained and You Suck at Cooking's hands in the same room, I will remain unconvinced.
"My hair is too perfect" 😂😂
I am so soooo confused... are YSAC and casually explained the same person or not??
The Hash Minging Masher they are
@@carolynmmitchell2240 or not.
3:39 , I used to date Curt Wilmot, before he did this movie. He was 6’9” tall.
11:00 Blue shirt.
Yo how did you do that thing? The one during the “real talk” segment. You literally word for word pinned me down to a T.
appelbottom jeans boots with the fur
and the whole club was looking at hurrrrr
+gabor she hit the floor
next thing ya know
+ShadowTheRaven Shawty got low low low low low low low low
+Mr. Potus baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the stripe
You two work well together, just my kind of humor... Wait. You need to do a collab with Bill Wurtz.
oneduality Heh, I know. Thank you though. And, his other channel is awesome.
BRockandriffs Yeah, you should try searching up: You Suck At Cooking... or not, I'm not your mom.
oneduality I haven't tried his recipes, but they seem legit. Yeah, I really like his comedic style. It's different and it doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny.
oneduality he is actually from Australia he moved to Canada when he was 12
A 3 way collab
The equation he gave is always 0
not if you change the 0 into a 32
+The Hebop Nation why though?
yes but he said the temperature at which water freezes and i am american so that is 32 degrees Fahrenheit
The Hebop Nation No, even in America Celsius is used for scientific computations
+syawkcab But this is casually explained! Probably referring to the American freezing point! After all, scientifically, the D is measured in millimeters.
This is the perfect collaboration because their sense of humor is different from each other yet it feels almost the same
2:40 this is the whole plot of the office in 10 seconds
Casually Explained is casually giving me a 6 pack from laughter.
Brilliant writing and brilliant execution. You're a fucking hero, man.
2:02 "I'll never be a ghostbuster" Well.... you might be glad about that now
Sir Isaac Newton was the best virgin to have existed. I still can't get over that quote holy shit.
What is this amazing music at the end. I’m getting a careless whisper vibes.
This colab is so good imma cry
christ man your videos have so many laugh out loud moments in them
Wait... Are You Suck At Cooking and Casually Explained the same person?
I just read "You suck at cocking"
WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
HAHAAA
Casually Explained's voice is different, but its possible they are the same. They sound kinda similar.
yeah casually explained uses a computer software to change his voice in his You suck at cooking channel, but they're exactly the same that's why they both will never appear at the same time.
i got 1.152e+19 seconds if you change the 0 to a 32 becouse i am american
well i got a googleplex. BOI
+josh brown it's not becouse the d is long (which it is) it is becouse he said input the temperature that water freezes and in America (which I live) in is 32
Even American scientists use Celsius lmao imperial system is retarded, all universities still use metric in america lol
This was my first Casually Explained video and here I am back again after a binge watching session of the whole channel
The equation at 0:39 is pretty deep, you're multiplying it all by the freezing point of water (0°C) so no matter how drunk, attractive or big you are, the time you should wait to talk to a girl you like is always 0
bruh it's in kelvin what are you talking about
I don't mean to brag but one time I went on a date...
I too like my seed outside my body.
Do you like it on the surface of your body, though?
Niko Andruloni If it's a warm day it cools me down, so "yes".
*OBLIGATORY SPERM JOKE*
Actually, the proper way to court someone is to approach them forewardly. That way, your relationship can class a whole 18 hours before they text you saying they're actually not ready for a relationship and that it's not actually you, it's them, even though you know in your heart that it's you. And then you cry and eat Cheetos all weekend and hope that they'll return your calls and oh god just kill me now.
"It's not you, it's me, it's me not liking you."
The Newton/ Cotangent function thing had me in stitches. I am grateful that I know enough about maths to find that gag hilarious.
1:19 got the whole club looking at her
Jim and Pam?
It's really sad but the ending story is so relatable
".....apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.."
+Kyliegh Bryant With the fuuuur?
Actually, your sarcasm was true. I spent a year befriending and doing favors for the girl I had a crush on who had initially shown disinterest, and after that year, she asked me out. We dated for 2 years, found out right away that we didn't get along, broke up 5 times and are both now lonelier than we were before we knew what it was like to care deeply about a truly awful human being.
As a student taking Trigonometry- that issac newton joke killed me
0 seconds, got it.
Casually Explained and You Suck at Cooking is just the same person right?
From many of your videos I realize that the phrase "Hey I think you are really cute" is the secret of winning dates.
This is the smoothest collaboration I have ever seen
Dude, that last part felt like a personal attack
The asymptotes of the Cotangent function HAAHAHAHA
The math jokes are so underrated
the formula = 0
so you should wait 0 seconds to ask out the girl you like.
w(t) = (size of penis + (attractiveness * drunkeness)/(3.00*10^8)^2) * freezing point of water in Celsuis
...subsituting with significant figures using MY personal data. Note that the A and B values are assumed to be exact values, therefore the result of the division would still have 8 sig figs. I know that the notation suggests 3 sig figs, but I am too lazy to change that.
A = 5.5 I think I am slightly above average
B = 1 I never drink. Ever.
C = 3.00*10^8 m/s
D = 7.785 according to my ruler measurements, from the point of connection to the pube to the end while erect
H20(L->S) = 0
w(t) = (7.875 + (6 * 1)/(3.00*10^8)^2) * 0
w(t) = (7.785 + 6.677 * 10^-17) * 0
w(t) = (7.785) * 0
w(t) = 0
This means that the size of your penis is MUCH more important than how drunk or how attractive you are, but even if your penis is big or small the size doesn't even matter because you are multiplying everything by zero. So basically, it doesn't matter if you are attractive, drunk, or have a large penis. Just ask her out.
Aditya Kotapalli are you tweeking?
1:24 Did he say Bernoulli Booty principle?? hahaha!
Damn this was really the perfect crossover episode
He multiplies the equation by the freezing point of water, which he defines as zero. That means the equation equals 0 no matter what. He told you that you should talk to the girl you like right now, that you should wait zero seconds. thx for the slightly veiled motivation Casually Explained