Casually Explained: Flirting

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  • @LouDaTrojan
    @LouDaTrojan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9776

    "So, what school do you go to?" -Me to a cute chick in my music class

    • @DinujayaRajakaruna
      @DinujayaRajakaruna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Louinja Ahahah holy shit

    • @ROFLHELIPWNS
      @ROFLHELIPWNS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Louinja elsword player detected

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yeah man... kinda dry compared to your existance

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "So who's Instagram or twitter did you steal this from" -Me to someone who shouldn't get any likes

    • @LouDaTrojan
      @LouDaTrojan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "Are you asking me a question or just stating the obvious?" -Me to someone who doesn't know how to put a question mark after a sentence ;)

  • @Manoffire466
    @Manoffire466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39411

    I never flirt with a girl who flirts back, I just can't go out with someone with standards that low.

    • @scottmcauliffe8916
      @scottmcauliffe8916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      J Munoz damn.....same

    • @Jusssssssssssssssss
      @Jusssssssssssssssss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      J Munoz so you are considering yourself as a low quality person?

    • @RsAdwaam
      @RsAdwaam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

      Faris Yusuf congratz on getting the joke!

    • @dexterrr9163
      @dexterrr9163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      just maybe she likes you, dont take it too serious tho

    • @gnmarte
      @gnmarte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +677

      Well, at this point we cant be too sure. We better keep looking for signals.

  • @Tony.Vibez.
    @Tony.Vibez. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10471

    “You’re really starting to fill up that extra small shirt” LOL IM DEAD

    • @lukefischer1323
      @lukefischer1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What’s the joke

    • @benturner4774
      @benturner4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@lukefischer1323 you'll learn eventually

    • @Dark-Horizon15
      @Dark-Horizon15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      @@lukefischer1323 He is trying to look more muscular by wearing a extra small shirt

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Luke Fischer what they surprised doggo said and how they’re a very tiny person lmao

    • @big_Tren
      @big_Tren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NRF Bands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jjoker129
    @jjoker129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13958

    I feel like he doesn’t even read off of a script, he just thinks of something and freestyles it

    • @buster117
      @buster117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

      Well that's a casual explanation for you.

    • @arisilittedsquad9003
      @arisilittedsquad9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      buster117 69

    • @jackismname
      @jackismname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Theres no way its freestyled, its really well written.

    • @Tipen
      @Tipen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      julien astier He just reads it so naturally it feels freestyled

    • @mr_ekshun
      @mr_ekshun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It could always be both, too. I think it's likely he freestyles at least some of it. Idk his background for sure but after watching his video on comedy, it kind of sounded like he might have some background in comedy. Maybe.

  • @ruler898
    @ruler898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8602

    Man Casually Explained have you been working out? Those doodles of you have gotten a few pixels wider.

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      esrezza I wouldn't advertise that

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ruler898 Nice try
      BETHANY
      Don't mind me just a random person

    • @Architector_4
      @Architector_4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      +esrezza
      **watches on a huge 320x240 screen**
      DAAMN, now THAT is a huge one.

    • @katieday717
      @katieday717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ruler898 the

    • @quinrizer6143
      @quinrizer6143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      esrezza I gotcha man. I like to wear a shirt that says "I have a small penis". All the girls love it

  • @PeterOekvist
    @PeterOekvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8884

    When i was 20 I flirted with a really beautiful girl at work
    and when she started to flirt back i became so fucking
    nervous that i asked what she did for a living....
    Smoooooth.....

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      th-cam.com/video/hLjTqH_ZvO4/w-d-xo.html

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Cha cha

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@filipedias7284 appropriate response

    • @iloverussia111
      @iloverussia111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      DAAAAMN MAN YOU REALLY GOT HER

    • @goldmantis5850
      @goldmantis5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      I hear the ladies like it when you ask them "have you heard of the high elves?"

  • @doll_dress_swap1269
    @doll_dress_swap1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7253

    Her: he's thinking about other girls!
    Him: what's it like to be f-ed by a dude?

  • @kingmiko1726
    @kingmiko1726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7738

    that part about the girl not saying anything until 3 years later when she has a boyfriend hit me close to home. Had a feel moment

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      They do that and don't you blame her for jumping into a relationship with the guy she didn't make jump through hoops to get in her pants. Just kidding I'd totally blame her and never speak to her again.

    • @howtungchong174
      @howtungchong174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bless u bro

    • @Crishz
      @Crishz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We feel you King

    • @kingmiko1726
      @kingmiko1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      Update : Three years later and I’ve found my wife 👍 thanks for the support guys

    • @Crishz
      @Crishz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@kingmiko1726 glad to hear it, king:)

  • @waimanalo
    @waimanalo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8171

    "Do you like music?"
    ...
    "Wow, we have so much in common."

    • @anthonylach8089
      @anthonylach8089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      lifeissometa
      "I usually inhale something called O. Or other words known as Oxygen. It keeps my blood flowing through my body so I can stay alive. So how about you?" Usually works as most humans breathe air, so yea we connect.

    • @sirquestgiver8550
      @sirquestgiver8550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      anthony lach - I can't connect, I breath O2... soooo... sorry

    • @hunsopheap2856
      @hunsopheap2856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MysticMushroom poooj

    • @trentmaze1489
      @trentmaze1489 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lifeissometa jfri

    • @lauran.5524
      @lauran.5524 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      anthony lach áhgsgdhfd

  • @juanarocha8629
    @juanarocha8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    Worst thing I've said while flirting
    'Wow, you must have a really nice brain'

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      That actually got me laughing. You'll find a woman one day.

    • @MareNectaris
      @MareNectaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      To be fair I love it when men compliment my intelligence, so something along those lines would work really well with me 👍

    • @doll_dress_swap1269
      @doll_dress_swap1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I'd laugh at that and probably flirt back. A+ flirting technique.

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@doll_dress_swap1269 A+ to you for sense of humour, i like that :)

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn that sucks

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8631

    Is she into you?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No
    [X] Can't tell

  • @MrBeastknows
    @MrBeastknows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11803

    "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
    Gets them everytime.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      what?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2162

      @@hata6290 he said "Hey, I think your cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend." "Omg so do I we have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime.

    • @ND-er1bo
      @ND-er1bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      @@hata6290 "HEY, I THINK YOUR CUTE." "SORRY BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "OMG SO DO I WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ;)"
      GETS TEHM EVERYTIME.

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      W H A T?

    • @dylancolon9756
      @dylancolon9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      He said, "hey I think you're cute." "Sorry but I have a boyfriend". "Omg, so do I. We have so much in common ;)"
      Gets them everytime

  • @CreatorsInk
    @CreatorsInk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8567

    So I flirted...
    I ended up in county prison and now all these prisoners keep flirting with me...does this mean I did it right? Please respond.

    • @reble_uwu3405
      @reble_uwu3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      But are they into you

    • @greekfire995
      @greekfire995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      P L E A S E R E S P O N D

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      FreedKeleeb I see you figured out the ol prison wallet technique and got a phone in.. be careful getting that soap though, someone might end up butt dialing an emergency number for you

    • @indavalucazo3277
      @indavalucazo3277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I know its late...but...I really hope you dont get heart broken by those prisoners man. They can be cruel and thoughtless of your feelings, find the right one for you man. Dont let anyone take advantage of you

    • @user-bv9yk5ss5n
      @user-bv9yk5ss5n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Paradigm Well, you cant really tell...

  • @I_L_M_yt
    @I_L_M_yt ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Lecture for life: Everyone knows how to flirt, until you meet someone you like.

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sadly true lol

    • @grenouillesupreme
      @grenouillesupreme ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @oreszteszivanics4594
      @oreszteszivanics4594 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I do not know how to flirt xd

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oreszteszivanics4594 you should learn

    • @koatam
      @koatam ปีที่แล้ว

      ''Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I got an erection!''

  • @buckledwheat6299
    @buckledwheat6299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    "Or just bent over the kitchen counter"
    Pffft
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @lucian0221
    @lucian0221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "Wait for the alcohol to give you a personality"

  • @jf011
    @jf011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4238

    I tried flirting once but I went to initiate physical contact with a friendly punch to the shoulder and she ran off crying to her friends, any tips?

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

      If you hear a crunch that's a bad sign. Punch harder so the arm comes clean off, don't wanna look weak

    • @charlespetrongolo4201
      @charlespetrongolo4201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Fuck the arm. Kill her to establish your dominance. Then you can go out with any girl if you threaten them a little.

    • @shmander
      @shmander 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      0/10 advice would ignore again

    • @Canseeyt
      @Canseeyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Jack Fitzgerald tell her you were just showing her what Chris Brown didn't do

    • @MrPiccolo-du7ed
      @MrPiccolo-du7ed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack Fitzgerald She cant take light taps. Not you fault or unless u punched her too hard. yet again she did extra

  • @tgb6551
    @tgb6551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    lmao soon as he stopped making science videos he blew up

    • @MattTheBlaster
      @MattTheBlaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      fuck science. science cant explain why my dad left when i was kid

    • @noahdingess3814
      @noahdingess3814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      It technically could.

    • @persal4096
      @persal4096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      Belle Bish you see by the force of gravity, he propelled his foot one by one in the opposite direction of the location you are in

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Belle Bish Technically speaking it can

    • @mortem4342
      @mortem4342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      M Je Yes it can, but you wouldn't like it.

  • @lilac392
    @lilac392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    “Alright, good handshake, remember her name, remember your name, pick 2”
    Crosses out remember your name

    • @gmjedi1015
      @gmjedi1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s so true though

    • @santialterman3066
      @santialterman3066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah that happened in the video you know... Exactly how you quoted it

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine saying *Hey, my name is Dick Dick-In-Son*

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      g a b r i e l l e it’s just like “hi, ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhh hebcysbduchc bsjdhcbdjd”

    • @deepslates
      @deepslates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _priorities_

  • @issacblevins42
    @issacblevins42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “But this is also how a lot of girls act platonically friendly” Facts 100%

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    passed out from fear and woke up half naked at a Victoria's Secret surrounded by torn up dresses and what seemed to be a human leg. Did I do something wrong?

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Arcralf Dude omg nice comment very funny up and coming Internet comedian! Amazing truly outstanding, can't wait until you start your own comedy TH-cam channel!

    • @Chushchev
      @Chushchev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      anthony lach It was a cancer/10 at best

    • @HonoraryAperture
      @HonoraryAperture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      cancer/10 doesnt count as a joke.

    • @redstonetechnician1993
      @redstonetechnician1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Meme School So my life isn't a joke?

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depends...

  • @DJUnionX
    @DJUnionX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Should I use wide angle or normal lens?

    • @ActionGal
      @ActionGal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      No

    • @shank549
      @shank549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Belligerent Depends on your preference.

    • @channel11121
      @channel11121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes

    • @Phongryu
      @Phongryu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Either one, as long as there's 20x Zoom

    • @VigilSerus
      @VigilSerus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see that AAL pick there ;^)

  • @rugbytimezone5480
    @rugbytimezone5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I had a crush on a girl for 3 years and when I finally had the courage to ask her out she told me she was a lesbian

    • @Kraumyke
      @Kraumyke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Bro...

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      F

    • @imcloud305
      @imcloud305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/gfqith2UNHA/w-d-xo.html

    • @doomotron6160
      @doomotron6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @berry2nicky3
      @berry2nicky3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think she was simply american

  • @neonmajora8454
    @neonmajora8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "I can always go home and practice my empathy."
    *goes to kitchen*

    • @jeremynorman942
      @jeremynorman942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best joke in the video😂😂

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I didn't understand that one.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dayman888 The joke is he's going to the kitchen to understand women better.

    • @dayman888
      @dayman888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Safia Kabiri Hahaha yeah I forgot that line when I made this comment then I watched it again and understood.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Safia Kabiri Oh wow, that's a layer I missed. xD

  • @sefiikk
    @sefiikk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    I feel like I'm watching a Khan Academy video.

    • @dsnead
      @dsnead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Except it's actually useful.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dsnead so, a Khan Academy video?

    • @toomanybagels
      @toomanybagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dario Snead silence mortal khan academy is god

    • @texturalrlb9627
      @texturalrlb9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof

    • @irmaostuga
      @irmaostuga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The organic chemistry teacher is way better

  • @TrollThings247
    @TrollThings247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    i ran out of my wife's labour to watch this video. Good thing this is about flirting, she left me

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      What in tarnation

    • @jxcobpxrker5616
      @jxcobpxrker5616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Persephone left and now Hades onto that Demeter sas.

    • @lexn5739
      @lexn5739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This nigga

    • @vulpix8984
      @vulpix8984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s ok you can just kiddnap another girl and trick her to eat food

  • @tomthetomato4917
    @tomthetomato4917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "Do you like air?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "OMG, me too!"
    "WOOOW, we have so much in common!"

    • @horsearcher6350
      @horsearcher6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love air too. I cant even live without it

  • @nahabat9
    @nahabat9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    1:50 "That would not be very good teasing because I'd really worried about how she found out" 😂😂😂😂😂😂ROFL.

  • @lomk4424
    @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    I usually flirt with the girls at my work and is going pretty well!
    I work at an retirement home :(

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      LomK4 I like the ones with Alzheimer's. It really takes the pressure off.

    • @vinaymane5538
      @vinaymane5538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ninjalemurdude i am into wrinkles and arthritis

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ninjalemurdude Yeah, and the one's with parkinson.... really shaky!

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus Well everyone has his own tastes

    • @paragon1782
      @paragon1782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LomK4 I work in a retirement home as well and I have had sex with two of my co-workers so far lol

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I wonder if he has a hard time making it through recording the voice overs for his videos without laughing lol

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What do you mean, laugh? This is no joking matter.

  • @thisisEHAM
    @thisisEHAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    A girl once put her hand on my forearm after laughing at something I said. I hardly knew her. It was 8 years ago. I still remember it to this day, and I’ve had a few serious relationships since then. A simple touch can be a big sign!

    • @sophiakim143
      @sophiakim143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Really? Wow damn, I sometimes lightly touch my guy friends...i shouldn't be doing that i guess

    • @thisisEHAM
      @thisisEHAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Sophia Kim Well I’d say if you both know you’re just friends, you’re alright

    • @sophiakim143
      @sophiakim143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thisisEHAM yea we do, I hope I'm not stirring up any emotions still

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Once, while a piano was playing jazz, the girl I was attracted to grabbed my arm and put her head on my shoulder...
      *Anomaly detected*
      *Overheating*
      *System shut down in 3... 2... 1...*

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The latest physical contact with a girl I remember was a couple years ago, when I helped her during an exam by passing to her some of the documents I brought in (it was authorized), and when she got out of the room she jumped-hugged me.
      The earliest girl at all I think about was a beautiful redhead when I was about 12 years old who would just be nice and smile to me, I went to sleep each night thinking about her and smiling despite it being a fucking shitty period of my life.
      A lot of guys are so lonely any positive interaction with a girl is heavily remembered, so if any girl reads this, remember that even the slightest amount of positive interaction with you would make most guys feel a lot better for a while.

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "So, a big part of flirting is teasing."
    *Walks up to a human woman:* "Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You're a good girl! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"
    Literally everyone in the area: WTF?

    • @silverstarthehybrid8122
      @silverstarthehybrid8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would laugh. 10/10

    • @wholetmeonhere
      @wholetmeonhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Her dog: 🐶👄🐶

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      thats kinky

    • @sussett
      @sussett ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, I would voice a loud "WTF" but I would be laughing my ass off.

    • @seungjoonwoo2462
      @seungjoonwoo2462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of girls I met had a praise kink. I never say good girl outside of bed anymore.

  • @madiwilliamss
    @madiwilliamss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    1. Good Handshake
    2. Remember their name
    3. -Remember your name-
    4. Pick two

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll cross out pick two so I can pick all three

    • @williamhu4205
      @williamhu4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmm, that looks like 3

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont want to pick 2, ill pick one because that seems like a really easy one

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muclunky

    • @ashleybrandenburger4665
      @ashleybrandenburger4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey thanks for the tip... insert*good handshake* M willi wanna go out....

  • @SvenVee
    @SvenVee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5593

    That erection thing tho... imagine if that would really happen irl 😂

    • @samilaqfikt9908
      @samilaqfikt9908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      happened to me once, awkward af, landed her tho

    • @saywhatthrice3388
      @saywhatthrice3388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lmao

    • @5btchesplz601
      @5btchesplz601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      that would be pathetic

    • @jord_alkeen2485
      @jord_alkeen2485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      perfectly possible, but really awkward i imagine

    • @tillywhite402
      @tillywhite402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      lol i would find that super funny

  • @VNVNation2013
    @VNVNation2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Until she tells you three years later, when she already has a boyfriend"
    Oh m GOD, it's so true!

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm autistic and casually explained has helped me socially more than therapy did

  • @aslanburnley
    @aslanburnley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2693

    Some advice.
    Don't be afraid of girls. If you want a girl to be your girlfriend, say hello, introduce yourself, ask her her name. Start up a conversation, maybe about her name, fashion, aesthetic, heritage, or what she or you are doing, and diverge into another related and interesting topic. Just talk and have fun. Be nice. One thing you should notice is whether or not a girl mentions her bf or husband. If she never mentions her partner, she might be single, or she doesn't like her partner. Once you have established a base line with them, maybe a few days later, go up to her earnestly, and with confidence, and ask her to be your gf. Don't be a fucking degenerate. Sex should be the last thing on your mind if you want to form a relationship. Life isn't just about sex. It is more about having a virtuous moral character, and that means having a bleeding heart, and a rational mind. Attraction and aesthetic are important, so maybe talk about those things, and be honest. Being physically healthy is also important. Remember what Hitler said, healthy body, healthy mind.

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

      Did you actually quote fucking Hitler

    • @cjv8522
      @cjv8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      If you say so

    • @chrstnptt3398
      @chrstnptt3398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      i,m dying, lol

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      This tip is as helpful as "What should I say?" - "Just say Hello." It doesn't help.
      And the part about life beeing about beeing a good person, fucking bullshit. Beeing nice is the last thing that gets you into a relationship.

    • @an_impasse
      @an_impasse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      “Ask her her name”
      You’re already rejected.

  • @thebackup9991
    @thebackup9991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    Hey comment section, I need some advice
    So I've been talking to this girl for a while. We get along very well, we hang out almost every day, she has a picture of me and her in her room, she always laugh and touches me on the arm and we like to sit in my ford truck and watch funny TH-cam videos, such as this. She brings up sex-related subjects often in our conversations and always talks about how "hot she is" (I agree). Now before I ask, "Is she into me?" there are a few stipulations. We both live in the deep south, and she is incredibly racist and traditional. She rides her horse all the time, she listens to Blake Shelton 24/7 and always walks around with her confederate flag. She is also my cousin. Is she into me?

    • @Braincain007
      @Braincain007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Ethan Stephens no

    • @95kelleyk
      @95kelleyk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Ethan Stephens yes

    • @uncharted4076
      @uncharted4076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +983

      again you can't really be sure. you may just be in her profile pic because you are family. watching videos in bed is something that many friends do. my advice is to wait for now and keep looking for signs

    • @jamilskannal
      @jamilskannal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Hump her then dump her.

    • @brandonbaker536
      @brandonbaker536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I believe he has a video helping people out if said female is or is not into you. Recommend to watch then pursue more info regarding if she is into you or not. Sounds like a keeper though.

  • @nemow8883
    @nemow8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:17
    Casually explained without context

  • @suntzu1409
    @suntzu1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    -Are you alive?
    -Yes
    -OMFG we have so much in common

  • @infinitycupcake
    @infinitycupcake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Why do I have the BIGGEST CRUSH on Casually Explained

    • @djcoolbeat6934
      @djcoolbeat6934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey star, get a life.

    • @sjurgaustad5531
      @sjurgaustad5531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Clearly because his dic pic worked. ~Duh~

    • @annabel9278
      @annabel9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbh saME tho

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Djcool beat maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@djcoolbeat6934 maybe come up with your own insult instead if copying the first person you saw

  • @bloodyskullgaming
    @bloodyskullgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    I found I'm really good at flirting but I lack the courage to go talk to random girls. I literally hit on and managed to get some kind of positive outcome out of every single girl I've been introduced to. But I'm terrified to just go meet new random people. Life is weird. Back to gaming, I guess.

    • @TheShapingSickness
      @TheShapingSickness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Bloody Skull Gaming I'm bad at flirting and terrified of talking to random girls

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Look on the bright side: you have way more subscribers than I do. Use that power to your advantage.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bloody Skull Gaming Wow, hahaha that's literally me. I need help with the approach, once that is done I'm good

    • @bloodyskullgaming
      @bloodyskullgaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I know, right? Just introduce me to a girl and I can talk to her all night and she will give me her number out of her own will. But there's no way I'm able to stop a stranger with a cheesy line like "You're cute, let's talk". Maybe it's a cultural difference, I'm not sure honestly. I feel here in Italy it's kinda harder to casually connect with other people in general.

    • @7Drame
      @7Drame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bloody Skull Gaming Well I live in America and go through the same things you're saying. Every girl I've properly talked to has showed in any form or way that they like me, I just don't know how to start a conversation

  • @SomeRandom64
    @SomeRandom64 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In my foreign language class, there’s like 3 levels of “understanding”, and 1 is order from a restaurant
    2 is flirt with the waiter or waitress
    3 is tell the cops or was an accident 😂😂

    • @jimbogreen7029
      @jimbogreen7029 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bro I'm not even at level 2 in my native language😢

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Did anyone else catch the “imagine getting banged by a guy” joke “practice my empathy” at the end?

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Johnson Also he went to the kitchen. lol

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah dude. We all got it.

    • @benji37
      @benji37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Youre the person who comment "OMG thats deep " On Billie ellish songs

  • @Bombshocked
    @Bombshocked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    What's with Casually Explained and elbow touching, is it really THAT common?

    • @abdullahasif7992
      @abdullahasif7992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bombshock / 10.000 Subs
      Only 96 likes,come on someone comment I wanna know

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Abdullah Asif I don’t see it very often. I tend to stray away from touching other people’s wenises.

    • @BattyBitz
      @BattyBitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Weenoose

    • @aidanpowell9143
      @aidanpowell9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BattyBitz weeni*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Powell ... What?

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    I'm pretty sure chicks fall for you, quite easily..

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +916

      Tech Incorporated Yeah, but it's only because he ties their shoelaces together.

    • @saucyfilmmaker
      @saucyfilmmaker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Zing! :D
      btw I'm stealing this joke.

    • @hardcorehammy7848
      @hardcorehammy7848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ninjalemurdude 114 likes in 6 hours on a reply damn dude

    • @everythingisonfire9967
      @everythingisonfire9967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HardcoreHammy *LIKE THE TRANSFORMERS, IT'S THERE IN THE SAME THING!*

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tech Incorporated dude like his voice if I was a girl I would just jeep him talking

  • @martinv1995
    @martinv1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love how she's the one having the beer and he's sipping a Cosmopolitan

  • @apple-de8tx
    @apple-de8tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i was just watching a couple casually explained videos and now I'm getting ads for dating courses and apps

  • @obedchattergoon2780
    @obedchattergoon2780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Use the macro setting, obviously."

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    See there's my problem, a non-threatening way. I've been saying "give me your number or else."

  • @bagduster9381
    @bagduster9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love watching these, I get no real advice but at the same time I can relate completely

  • @7Chikchan
    @7Chikchan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "There's really no way to know until 3 yrs later when she's already dating someone else" lmao

  • @anthonylach8089
    @anthonylach8089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    I flirted once, she laughed at my jokes, we went out, got married, had children, and eventually grew old together.
    And then I woke up and realized im only a 5 year old duck.

    • @tacolife254
      @tacolife254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      that always happens to me

    • @dovahduck
      @dovahduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Relatable.

    • @xxxxxanonym
      @xxxxxanonym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Bobelponge123 *what the duck

    • @dustinsanity85
      @dustinsanity85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You definitely got us in the first half tho. Ngl.

    • @omegledailydosage
      @omegledailydosage ปีที่แล้ว

      happens all the time

  • @asaellopez8722
    @asaellopez8722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    I'm gonna ask out a girl today. wish me luck guys. thanks for the advice.

    • @Kity247
      @Kity247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      let us know how it goes bud

    • @kojaxcaines7894
      @kojaxcaines7894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Asael Lopez just dont hit your erection while getting up fam

    • @mes0gots0its
      @mes0gots0its 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Don't forget to "practice your empathy."

    • @33ro0
      @33ro0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm gonna ask a today out girl, luck me guys wish. advice for the thanks

    • @AK-gg5nh
      @AK-gg5nh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Asael Lopez Is she into you?

  • @davisalomaogarcialopes6335
    @davisalomaogarcialopes6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What is your favorite food?"
    "Hmmm, I don't know, but I think it would be . . ."
    "Oh Yeah me too"

  • @Xorn4359
    @Xorn4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "No way to know which it is until she tells you 3 years later when she has a boyfriend " your comments are starting to get creepy accurate my man I feel as though I should check for spyware

  • @the314Qwerty
    @the314Qwerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You like jazz?" line from a non-A movie.

  • @griffgg9000
    @griffgg9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Haven't talked to a girl in 4 years, life has been good

  • @emily.9741
    @emily.9741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why is no one talking about her hat? 1:14
    😂😂

  • @drakulamertcan
    @drakulamertcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh aloud man, thanks for being such a great comedian and brightening up my mood!

  • @ohreallythis
    @ohreallythis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    What if your a 3/10 what do u do then?

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      plateau shoes.

    • @ninjalemurdude
      @ninjalemurdude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      ohreallythis Watch obscure anime.

    • @asmr_sabri
      @asmr_sabri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Find another 3/10 and settle

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      See a doctor, you're clearly not all there.

    • @CyberCactus
      @CyberCactus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ohreallythis If you are 3/10, either do as sabbicatify suggests or accept the fact you'll never truly find love as many of us have.

  • @Zetraxes
    @Zetraxes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i think the best part about his videos is that his sarcasm sounds so real that it he can be mistaken to be suicidal with a crippling depression

  • @xenstudio
    @xenstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Make sure to use the macro setting" That's one heck of roast there CE

  • @SamPockerOfficial
    @SamPockerOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your videos are so funny. I love how well written they are. In this video I love the callback to your other video about drink choices. I was laughing so hard at the shot of you holding a cosmo at the bar.

  • @Guggernut
    @Guggernut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I can always go home that night and practice my empathy" *Doodle is in kitchen* I about died lmao

  • @230mps
    @230mps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how dating advice is always like "this is why guys are weird.....girls...you're just perfect...."

  • @toddstockton9663
    @toddstockton9663 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the honesty in this video thanks

  • @spacespace777
    @spacespace777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seriously the best channel on this platform

  • @sparterence4572
    @sparterence4572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I bent myself over the kitchen counter... suddenly I am empathy lvl. 100

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pro Tip: Do NOT go above and beyond with teasing. This one girl only talks to me when she wants to tease me and it's really hurtful and annoying. Once in a while is good enough.

  • @haelww1
    @haelww1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really love those videos.

  • @collapsingspace
    @collapsingspace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Touch their elbow when you say something they find clever or funny" ...in other words you don't need to worry about it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zeroskill.
    @zeroskill. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Casually explained: casually explained's strained self destructive humour

  • @user-lf7mn5hu3u
    @user-lf7mn5hu3u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love your videos,keep up the good work!

  • @gxplife8606
    @gxplife8606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can you casually explain writing a resume

  • @blandomrigdlackbude
    @blandomrigdlackbude ปีที่แล้ว

    this is my first video from this guy and it's good, i hope he uploads consistently and doesn't take 1 year long breaks :-)

  • @MichaelStubbs
    @MichaelStubbs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm ~3 hours away from going on a date and really needed this advice. Thanks CE!

  • @arkano6204
    @arkano6204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Meets 2 hot sisters
    I try start conversation
    Me: So how'd you guys meet

  • @andreimoga7813
    @andreimoga7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The First Bank ad is excellent! Great acting, great Franklin character.

  • @markcarter183
    @markcarter183 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    3rd video I've watched, already earned my sub.

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol I finally got why you were holding the peacock feather at the beginning

  • @the_vine_queen
    @the_vine_queen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, flirting is different for each person. Sometimes it's literally just giving them compliments, sometimes it's laughing, sometimes it's a cheesy one-liner, or sometimes it's something that catches you completely off-guard.
    I usually like to casually bring up the subject of dating in general (not dating you specifically) to see if they're with anyone, and sometimes they'll admit it right there, but if not then the topic will be open and you'll have a better idea of how they feel about it.

  • @nikerboker1995
    @nikerboker1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:16 that's an Omega oof right there...

  • @nicksic2203
    @nicksic2203 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok after watching like three videos I have to subscribe, i love these casual jokes and hidden humor, Great Videos, Keep up the great work!

  • @Seedaron
    @Seedaron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If Casually explained ever is revealed to be a jacked and very successfull dude, I will lose all hope in myself.

  • @emmanuelgoldstein9806
    @emmanuelgoldstein9806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you forgot the chloroform, I've never gotten a date without it

  • @winonadaphne6445
    @winonadaphne6445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg love the end about flirting anyway to build up your confidence bc on 3 different occasions i walked up to a cute guy on the street and asked for his phone number and walking up, you feel giddy and your knees wobble a bit but watching them look shy while typing their number into your phone ----- that fleeting sense of victory ----- and it kind of boosts your self esteem a little too.

  • @Frilabird
    @Frilabird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel is really useful, I learn a lot about these human species

  • @nefarioussaint
    @nefarioussaint 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Once again another brilliant video, you've never cease to amaze me.

    • @avian12311
      @avian12311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ganter skyler Neither do you and I've just meet you

    • @philippkuhn2515
      @philippkuhn2515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll just..uhh..leave. You 2 have fun!

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +avian12311 LMAO

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that he said “non threatening” when describing flirting is terrifying

  • @aarontierney3303
    @aarontierney3303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is like how I try to be funny except that it's actually funny. Just discovered your channel, but it's awesome dude.

  • @tomp329
    @tomp329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need these videos at the moment

  • @zhand4117
    @zhand4117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My girlfriend didn’t know if I was flirting with her or not at first so the next time we FaceTimed I told her she was beautiful and basically perfect. Needless to say it worked, and I love her

  • @taggy22
    @taggy22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    really need to do one on online dating! I feel there is Casually Explained gold in that world

  • @darkshark285
    @darkshark285 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have been watching your channel since you had 800k. wow you really grow very fast bro

  • @BerthaRios
    @BerthaRios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're killing it with the trending videos! I think reddit is helping :)

  • @takeback181
    @takeback181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Or until they tell you 3 years later when they have a boyfriend" never related to one of your quotes more

  • @pprophet
    @pprophet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm glad I knew this guys channel before 500k

  • @g-yoshi9275
    @g-yoshi9275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm literally learning a huge amount via your dry sarcasm. It's weird .. and it's amazing

  • @coffeemugger3052
    @coffeemugger3052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think ive found my new favorite channel