only thing is my door doesn't have a lock because my parents don't trust me nor to lock the door when we fight, which will stop them from bursting in to yell at me about my attitude
They are so awkward tg, they don’t have a lot in common ngl, ever since they started dating her videos are kinda cringe and I love her videos I’ve been watching her sence I was lititle and she brings me joy but now her videos are cringe just a little
@@Sophispreppy or they just like kind of having their own lives outside of videos so she is a little awkward on camera cause she has to be her video self but also with her boyfriend so she tries to mix it together so yeah
I literally spent my own money to get a lock for my door from Home Depot and then changed the doorknob myself just so that I could have a lock on my door.
12:30 I read somewhere that lion dads have something similar with their children. When their children try to bite them they just imitate the pain to boost their child's self-esteem
Yeah, do NOT mess with a gorilla! Pound for pound, they are WAY stronger than even the strongest human power lifter; they're literally built different. They would tear you UP! lol.
Absolutely true, no argument from me on that. However, if you don't challenge them, if you are passive, if you don't make direct eye contact and remain calmly out of their way, you aren't likely to be harmed. I'm sure you've seen videos of humans being amongst Gorillas in the wild and the worst the Silverback does to one of them is grab and drag a man a few feet then let him go. But yeah, if a Gorilla was so inclined, they could easily rip your limbs from your body and then use them to kill you the rest if the way or for any other purpose that comes to their mind. Again, not likely if they don't see you as a threat and meat isn't on their menu. Bears, Lions, Tigers, Gators, Crocs, Sharks and a few others will try to eat you regardless. That's when Gorilla strength or one in your pocket would come in handy.
LOL the guy who was saying “wow what’s your secret~” is (I’m pretty sure) the voice actor for Wriothesley from Genshin Impact because that’s one of his lines. If not, it’s someone doing a really good impression of him
He’s been great for you Kris! That’s one of the things I showed my fiancé with you two in your videos is I can see her expression on your face when he says logic and perfect sense to you and the look of “I don’t know why I didn’t think about that but you are extremely good looking and I love you.” I give that look to my man every time he does that same thing. Love to see how happy you both are. It’s absolutely wonderful! ❤️
okay so explanations for u Kris!!! it's a voice actor at 8:48 and this specific line is from a game, Genshin impact and he voices a prison duke! Wriothesley.
Bed bugs bite all over fleas bite feet and about a half inch above the ankle I believe it's fleas they have cows and all it's gonna be fleas are chiggers
I remember when i was like 8 i had an argument with my mum cause i thoight it was lots of love and she was like its laugh out loud in being dead serious when i say this argument lasted like 25 minutes 😂😂
10:22-10:32 When I tell you Caleb and I had the SAME reaction to that boat scene. It cracked me up when it cut to him and i felt myself making the same face. LOL
I've been watching you for so so long and I adore your videos! I've watched everyone you post and they always make my day. Im so glad you found your person and i love seeing your happiness when you are around him. I live in Texas as well (central area) and welcome you to this great state and hope you love it and love living here as much as I have my whole life!
Exactly... only psychos get a gun for power or whatever tf they said. It's just practical, it's better to have it and need it then to need it and not have it.
Hey rock on :D thanks Caleb and Kris, hope u guys saw that back to the Future thing I did (the "thing" is what u watch with your eyeballs but I can't say the word or yt will hide this)
Ah, Kris! So you really CAN whistle with your teeth! I kinda doubted you when you showed it off in a different video, it’s just that impressive of a skill. Your mouth doesn’t even have to move!
It's passed my bedtime (2am) but Kris and caleb is the ultimate duo so I flew out my bed(VERY majestically) and jumped for my phone like my life depended on it😼😼
@@SquishyFletcher a lot of it boils down to what they define as sex. some see it as only intercourse. which means oral and anal is on the table. Others say if you don't climax, Its not sex. So simply putting a penis in to a vagina does not count.
I live you both so much funny I was watching Caleb and you separately and now I see your shared content and I am so glad u are togther you are the perfect mix
To oompahouse: yall got fleas. Fleas are very common in texas. i learned that bit of culture shock when i started visiting family that moved down there. You must have been pretty lucky not to have experienced it sooner as you've been living there long before i started visiting. Ive been consistently covered in flea bites on my lower body every time i went down to visit and at different houses. You guys got fleas. Sounds like its only just been a few weeks since the infestation so there's still time to get a new bedset and have the rest of the house checked and treated as needed.
Hi Kmk! Thank you for making awesome videos for us we all really appreciate it! I was wondering if you could do another video of you trying 1 star places?!? I love all of your videos and I understand if you don't want to. Thank you so much have a great day!
Kris if you guys are getting a bunch of bites on your ankles make sure you check your mattresses really well for bed bugs! You can get them just from staying in a hotel, someone who has them coming over, and they can hitch a ride on your clothes from other people's houses too. People think they can't get them if they keep their homes clean but you definitely can and they are bad in Texas! Fleas are another possibility too!
As a Mormon convert, I cackled because when I first heard of soaking, I thought it was just a joke, but then I found out it was real. And a little piece of me died that day...
the strict parents trick is so that the sound of the door closing covers the sound of you locking it 😭😩 i’ve thoroughly mastered this skill
I thought it worked the same way as defense against an Alternate (lock every door, close every curtain and window, and turn every light off).
Psssh you were allowed to close your door??
only thing is my door doesn't have a lock because my parents don't trust me nor to lock the door when we fight, which will stop them from bursting in to yell at me about my attitude
@@lynnanderson1538 You had doors?? 😂😂
@@carebeary111 bathrooms are a sacred place ✌️
Caleb and Kris are so cute together. I wish I had a relationship like that 😭😭
Love you guys!!
They are so awkward tg, they don’t have a lot in common ngl, ever since they started dating her videos are kinda cringe and I love her videos I’ve been watching her sence I was lititle and she brings me joy but now her videos are cringe just a little
@@Sophispreppy or they just like kind of having their own lives outside of videos so she is a little awkward on camera cause she has to be her video self but also with her boyfriend so she tries to mix it together so yeah
@@JamiLynn.stapley your right! And btw I’m not trying to be mean to her or anything
Same dude same
@@Sophispreppy I agree with you! Same here!
SINCE WHEN COULD WE HAVE LOCKS ON THE DOORS?! *Teenaged crying*
I've always had a lock on my door... and I still do...
I literally spent my own money to get a lock for my door from Home Depot and then changed the doorknob myself just so that I could have a lock on my door.
12:30 I read somewhere that lion dads have something similar with their children. When their children try to bite them they just imitate the pain to boost their child's self-esteem
I've been single for 15 happy years but, watching Kris & Caleb almost, makes me wanna try dating again.... I said, _almost._ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:48 THE WAY I SCREAMED AHHHHH WRIOTHESLEY
Yeah, do NOT mess with a gorilla! Pound for pound, they are WAY stronger than even the strongest human power lifter; they're literally built different. They would tear you UP! lol.
A gorilla could split you like a wish bone without even trying
Absolutely true, no argument from me on that.
However, if you don't challenge them, if you are passive, if you don't make direct eye contact and remain calmly out of their way, you aren't likely to be harmed.
I'm sure you've seen videos of humans being amongst Gorillas in the wild and the worst the Silverback does to one of them is grab and drag a man a few feet then let him go.
But yeah, if a Gorilla was so inclined, they could easily rip your limbs from your body and then use them to kill you the rest if the way or for any other purpose that comes to their mind. Again, not likely if they don't see you as a threat and meat isn't on their menu.
Bears, Lions, Tigers, Gators, Crocs, Sharks and a few others will try to eat you regardless. That's when Gorilla strength or one in your pocket would come in handy.
That gorilla fight at the end is exactly like my 13 Yr old boy cat and my 7 month old girl cat - so playful and freaking cute!
LOL the guy who was saying “wow what’s your secret~” is (I’m pretty sure) the voice actor for Wriothesley from Genshin Impact because that’s one of his lines. If not, it’s someone doing a really good impression of him
Just looked up the VA, it's not him. So either it's a really good imitation, or just really good lip-sync.
@@SquishyFletcher Thank you! I wasn’t sure lol
i thought he was diluc XD
@@Chevygirrll8 LOL-
NOT BATMAN 😭
whats the guys name or account
The way he sounded in the intro though 😂😂😂
He’s been great for you Kris! That’s one of the things I showed my fiancé with you two in your videos is I can see her expression on your face when he says logic and perfect sense to you and the look of “I don’t know why I didn’t think about that but you are extremely good looking and I love you.” I give that look to my man every time he does that same thing. Love to see how happy you both are. It’s absolutely wonderful! ❤️
okay so explanations for u Kris!!! it's a voice actor at 8:48 and this specific line is from a game, Genshin impact and he voices a prison duke! Wriothesley.
I love how you two just entirely enjoy each other’s company but also have the deepest connection and love for each other
I just love kris and caleb’s relationship I’m sad I’m single
If they break up, I don’t believe in soulmates
shhhhhhh me too
Real 🥲😔
so say we all
Snap!
😮😮😮😮 MACCERONI WITH THE CHICKEN STRIPS?!?! I can't belive he's still around. So nostalgic 😂😂
Treat your yard and fur babies for fleas, those are the ankle biters
that or bed bugs
@@alexdye7194 do bed bugs mainly bite the ankle area
Agreed
@@alexdye7194 do bed bugs bite mainly the ankles? I thought they were always trying to get to the highest point?
Bed bugs bite all over fleas bite feet and about a half inch above the ankle I believe it's fleas they have cows and all it's gonna be fleas are chiggers
11:00 My Mom thought LOL meant "Lots of love" so I once received a text "Granny is dead. LOL"
I remember when i was like 8 i had an argument with my mum cause i thoight it was lots of love and she was like its laugh out loud in being dead serious when i say this argument lasted like 25 minutes 😂😂
The acting like an older couple in the beginning is the best! 😂❤ I love you guys! You are the best! 🫶🏻💗
WE LOVE KRIS AND OOMPA
❤😅
The true choice for pet
Pygmy hippopotamus
Imagine if you will, a small friendly hippopotamus being your lil buddy
A house hippo was 100% my first choice
THE ONE WITH THE DUDE TALKING ABOIT "whats your secret" ITS A WRIOTHESLEY QUOTE TO NEUVILETTE FROM GENSHIN IMPACT 😭
I'm so glad I'm not the only one here😂😂❤ I was like NO WAY BRO IS TRYING TO ACT LIKE WRIO
Oh, I thought it was zhongli at first❤❤❤
11:09 Kris: I love you
Caleb: I love you too lol
This is the conversation I imagine them having
caleb and kris are so chaotic and so cute
Agreed. They just work so well together
Agreed, they're a couple made in heaven
Love that they found each other, but Caleb doesn’t match the energy I love so much about Kris’ vids w/ Jay. LOVE the 2nd channel!
I love them both but they're complete opposites!at the same time they are the same ❤️😂
FAM… When he sais “you don’t want to know…”
BELIEVE. HIM.
What does it mean I'm nosey now😢
@@mimi_kk_same!!! Now I NEED to know, y’all telling me I don’t WANT to make me NEED to 🤷♀️
That is exactly why I came to the comments😂
From the first clip, men enjoy wielding tools, whether be weapon, vehicles, power tools, or whatever.
10:22-10:32 When I tell you Caleb and I had the SAME reaction to that boat scene. It cracked me up when it cut to him and i felt myself making the same face. LOL
Kris: YES 😆
Caleb: no 😐
2:46 As if strict parents would actually let you close the door
Kris is becoming my irl aunt all she does is watch Indra reels lol
I've been watching you for so so long and I adore your videos! I've watched everyone you post and they always make my day. Im so glad you found your person and i love seeing your happiness when you are around him. I live in Texas as well (central area) and welcome you to this great state and hope you love it and love living here as much as I have my whole life!
PLS I NEED MORE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND 8:45
I love these two so much 😂😂❤
Kris and Caleb are just so amazing together!!
The weapons thing has to do with an evolutionary imperative we as men have to hunt and protect.
Exactly... only psychos get a gun for power or whatever tf they said. It's just practical, it's better to have it and need it then to need it and not have it.
Hey rock on :D thanks Caleb and Kris, hope u guys saw that back to the Future thing I did (the "thing" is what u watch with your eyeballs but I can't say the word or yt will hide this)
I had to do a double take and rewind when Kris did the talking whistling thing lol
Have you guys checked the dogs for fleas? You can also get flea bites outside in the taller grass. That might be why you have ankle bug bites.
Anyone notice how shes truely herself around friends? Wholesome
1:47 Lady really did the crackpipe shuffle, lmao
I love how Kris dosent know the one man one jar thing 😭😭😭
I watched it. and it has... bad....
@@LamaLover2064it has real bad
i don't know either and i'm so curious tbh. but cautiously curious since everyone else says not to look lol.
@@bella-mccordya same im trying to find out
@@Savannah.crochetI’m trying to find out too 🤨🧐
My favorite has to be the bird on the security camera. I laughed so hard at how dumb that thing looked 😂
2:30 in and Kris gains next level maturity. Admit an imperfection . Welcome to adulthood . ❤❤
Ah, Kris! So you really CAN whistle with your teeth! I kinda doubted you when you showed it off in a different video, it’s just that impressive of a skill. Your mouth doesn’t even have to move!
Your videos always make my day! Thank you for being You! ♥
I love caleb and kris. Honestly the cutest couple!
Anyone can wave a sharpened stick around. It takes a special kind of someone to be intimidating and badass with an accordion however.
This is the best thing I've read on the internet this week.
They need to do a study on Oompa and see how he infects people with his humor and mannerisms.
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Kris and Caleb are so cute 🥰
Mee
I’ve been watching for years lol
i subscribed to this channel just now and dont subscribe to her main. 🖕
Been here since here old pfp.
It's passed my bedtime (2am) but Kris and caleb is the ultimate duo so I flew out my bed(VERY majestically) and jumped for my phone like my life depended on it😼😼
As a “Mormon” we all think “soaking” is very strange and the vast majority of us don’t do it. It’s just those few people that created that stereotype.
True
Mormon's prefer the poophole loophole?
@@SquishyFletcher some do I guess…
@@SquishyFletcher a lot of it boils down to what they define as sex. some see it as only intercourse. which means oral and anal is on the table. Others say if you don't climax, Its not sex. So simply putting a penis in to a vagina does not count.
Why air quote what you are?
you posting makes me sooo happy!!!
After workout nothing feels better then a little kris and Caleb video to kool you down. Love this video ❤❤❤❤
You guys are amazing so happy you found him Kris ❤❤
Your facial expressions, you voice, and your attitude is different when with Caleb...... and I'm here for it. Slay Queen! P.S. Give Pete some Grace
Kris I love your content please keep making more and im so glad you’re happy in America and with Caleb you deserve it❤❤❤
You have always made my day and helped me through my trauma thank you so much and love your content
You guys make my day every day thank you and keep doing what you’re doing I love you !!!!
Kris and Caleb are so cute together. There so complementing to each others personalities!
the last video is of Caleb and Kris, lol Kris being the small one who bites Caleb for no raisans lol 🤣🤣😭
The snowdin ost in the background at the beginning got me crying😭❤
Love you kris! ♡
8:54 WAS THAT WRIOTHESLEYS LINE FROM GENSHIN😭
8:48 is that ZHONGLI???? FROM GENSHIN??!!❤❤❤❤
Finally Kris you post you make my day so much things have been though but watching is what makes happy always know we love you Kris ❤💞
8:53 not the wroithesley and neuvillette cutscene from genshin impact 😭
I knoooooow 😂😭💀
Omg kriss i love you❤ you are my fave youtuber and you inspire me to be myself!! ❤
Like of you love kriss!!
With Caleb here lol at the end of every sentence gives more emotion be worried when you don't see the LOL 😅😅
10:22 my dad showed me that on his facebook a few weeks back and we talked about the logistics of it for like 30 mins
I love kris a literal icon I wish that I have❤ a relationship like kris and celeb so cute together
At 8:49 I paused the video due to the shock of hearing an AMAZING Wriothesley from Genshin Impact impression😭
yay my fav couple posted YAY love you guys you have helped me so much thanks
I live you both so much funny I was watching Caleb and you separately and now I see your shared content and I am so glad u are togther you are the perfect mix
This new channel is amazing this is why we needed to expand!!! thank you kris
They’re back!! You both look fabulous 😃
To oompahouse: yall got fleas.
Fleas are very common in texas. i learned that bit of culture shock when i started visiting family that moved down there. You must have been pretty lucky not to have experienced it sooner as you've been living there long before i started visiting.
Ive been consistently covered in flea bites on my lower body every time i went down to visit and at different houses.
You guys got fleas. Sounds like its only just been a few weeks since the infestation so there's still time to get a new bedset and have the rest of the house checked and treated as needed.
I love seeing kris happy with caleb ♥
You two are made for each other I swear
Less gooooo! Another day another video 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
Hi Kmk! Thank you for making awesome videos for us we all really appreciate it! I was wondering if you could do another video of you trying 1 star places?!? I love all of your videos and I understand if you don't want to.
Thank you so much have a great day!
They are so good together they match each others humor❤😂
I love this Kris, yall are so cute together love your hair!
I love when auntie Kris post’s she makes my day so much better❤
The gum chewing throughout was setting off my misophonia 💀
Same. It makes me irrationally angry
I came to say this. Chewing gum on a mike is a new level of skin crawl inducing.
As someone whose been watching you since 2022, kris and Caleb are honestly the best relationship I’ve seen ever-
i’m not having the best day and this just made me smile
Caleb and Kris are a match made in heaven 😂❤
Omg Kris I love you so much and your videos, the days you post are happy day💙💙💙💙
You and Caleb are so funny and amazing together
the woman that makes my day posted!!!
I'm with Caleb on the LoL - lightens the mood and adds personality 😂
Yes using lol like 200 million other people adds tons of personality lol
Kris if you guys are getting a bunch of bites on your ankles make sure you check your mattresses really well for bed bugs! You can get them just from staying in a hotel, someone who has them coming over, and they can hitch a ride on your clothes from other people's houses too. People think they can't get them if they keep their homes clean but you definitely can and they are bad in Texas! Fleas are another possibility too!
awe the you dont need to know on the one you didnt understand with the cup is true love
I want to know wtf??
from Arkansas.....my Daughters introduced me to you channel.....we love you, and best wishes
Th beginning was so cute and funny at the same time😂💖
Thank goodness you posted! I was getting wicked bored! Lol appreciate you Kris!
As a Mormon convert, I cackled because when I first heard of soaking, I thought it was just a joke, but then I found out it was real. And a little piece of me died that day...
Omg the Stardew music in the beginning!!!!
As a community we shall ban references to 1 man, 1 jar.
Yall are so cute as a couple❤
Yay aunties back
As soon as you see the jar…yeah, you don’t need to know…haha holy heck.
11:49 as soon as the monkey appeared, I started doing the face they were doing and I felt so connected to mom and dad lol
why did i flinch at the skittle man 😭