Reacting to My TikTok FYP

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  • This exposed me just a little lol. Hope you enjoyed the video! And if you did give the video a LIKE & SUB if you haven't already! Tell me what else you want to see in the comments below!
    Appreciate you!
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    Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
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  • @zoesony6040
    @zoesony6040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7452

    "I'm either too introverted, or too extroverted..." This was the most relatable thing I've ever heard

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    " I guessed you've had a rough couple of days "
    Me: yep, I definitely haven't cried over small things my mum has said about me

    • @GracieLeaf
      @GracieLeaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bruh i see u everywhere

    • @StealthStryker
      @StealthStryker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh no. I'm sorry. She should not have done that. Hope u feel better🤗

    • @Boom_TheOneAndOnly
      @Boom_TheOneAndOnly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same bro...my mums been body shaming me

    • @CelisticMarion
      @CelisticMarion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sending you love and positivity 💞

    • @StealthStryker
      @StealthStryker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Boom_TheOneAndOnly aww. Sorry to hear that. Hope u feel better🤗

  • @I_love_skz_and_BTS
    @I_love_skz_and_BTS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Every video that kris makes cures 1% of my depression

  • @reganringkob4913
    @reganringkob4913 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I just wanna make this comment to show my appreciation to this amazing woman!!! I’ll always gravitate towards her videos, either to pass the time or if I just need a good laugh, or just to smile. The fact that we have a person that is this amazing, is just the biggest blessing in the whole world! I love you so much KMK and I hope that someday you can see just how awesome you are, and how much you have impacted so many lives in such a positive way❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉

  • @atlas1315
    @atlas1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "She's attractive... I'm gonna say both" **sharp inhale** I felt that Kris 😳😅

    • @axochin4464
      @axochin4464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She bisexual

    • @subscriberswithoutavideo-gs5tc
      @subscriberswithoutavideo-gs5tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@axochin4464 she is

    • @FlowerBlossom016
      @FlowerBlossom016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me when Kris invades my FYP *sweats profusely* w-would you-like to take a walk?

    • @aliceprice1154
      @aliceprice1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@axochin4464 no in her vid said she was pan

    • @sodyp0px018
      @sodyp0px018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@axochin4464 No shes Pan-

  • @kyanshi
    @kyanshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "why do people with mental health problems try to comfort other people?"
    Because we don't want others to feel as broken as we do on the daily

    • @skyenewbury2447
      @skyenewbury2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      so true

    • @kaykremer7014
      @kaykremer7014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ouch

    • @impostorbin5963
      @impostorbin5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is me, I feel this way so I make sure I am there for everybody because I know the pain of being depressed and having mental heath problems so I do not want anybody want to feel the pain even if they hate me I am there for them. If you're in this pin like me just know life gets better you'll find your happiness somewhere like I'm trying to do

    • @nkronner1
      @nkronner1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Way to true

    • @thathopelessromantic
      @thathopelessromantic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yup, story of my life

  • @Ms.girly84
    @Ms.girly84 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how kris just keeps telling how cute and pretty they are when people feel bad about themselves

  • @wavetoeart.h
    @wavetoeart.h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Kris is just a relatable queen.

  • @DhanuRadha5
    @DhanuRadha5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    She is probably one of the few TikTokers who will deservedly be successful after transitioning to TH-cam.

    • @antonelatopalovic6886
      @antonelatopalovic6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah I was shocked to see 1.6 mil views in 6 days, daaayuum

    • @sohawajid250
      @sohawajid250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@antonelatopalovic6886 its 1.7 million now

    • @leavemealone8229
      @leavemealone8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sohawajid250 1.8m now heheh

    • @roxyglitterqueen6339
      @roxyglitterqueen6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am so proud & happy for Kris and saw how many subs and views she has in such a short time but omg love her and makes us all laugh her videos are always entertaining every single one of them love her, I am trying to rebuild my channel up after being sick for so long from having bowel cancer I said I am going to start uploading again Kris and alot of other youtubers have inspired me to keep going

    • @NX-gw7wg
      @NX-gw7wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roxyglitterqueen6339 I hope you're doing better now. I had a friend that had bowel cancer as well, they're thankfully ok now 2 years cancer free.

  • @Ventus_the_Heathen
    @Ventus_the_Heathen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    As a bisexual dude, I've always loved the phrase "swing both ways" cause it sounds like I'm attacking my haters violently with a bat.

    • @thulanilanga643
      @thulanilanga643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am now confusion SIR

    • @Lindsayspositivepregnancytest
      @Lindsayspositivepregnancytest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      good job dude

    • @soghettu
      @soghettu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same except I’m a bisexual girl

    • @nevarah2133
      @nevarah2133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PREACH

    • @quinn8600
      @quinn8600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I honestly ever thought of it as swinging on a swing set and having the ability to jump off of it forward or backwards, but you have a good point there, and I will definitely think of this when I need to hurt my enemies

  • @Mothhy-
    @Mothhy- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    RDJ is one of my old-enough-to-be-my-father celebrity crushes.

  • @ErisJanemushtoomcore
    @ErisJanemushtoomcore 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I love Kris, she is such a lovely human being and she is a very good influence on TH-cam and other platforms. she is a miracle and I wish I could meet her.💜

  • @vesh
    @vesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    The tiktok FYP often brings me videos that make me want to uninstall the app, ironic right?

    • @Idkhowtocount
      @Idkhowtocount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The first 3 comments are spam comments

    • @scoosh-kl2eh
      @scoosh-kl2eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True 😭😭

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Idkhowtocount false information
      Good one said hi

    • @hi-vu5db
      @hi-vu5db 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For me it did exactly that and im so glad.

    • @meganwaygood4746
      @meganwaygood4746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chided

  • @elizabethsherrill6230
    @elizabethsherrill6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    kris: “he’s weird just like me, prolly just like u”
    me: i’m not weird
    *me watching this in a literal banana costume*

    • @MLJ409
      @MLJ409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That ain’t weird

    • @elizabethsherrill6230
      @elizabethsherrill6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MLJ409 it’s not?

    • @MLJ409
      @MLJ409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@elizabethsherrill6230 I do it

    • @elizabethsherrill6230
      @elizabethsherrill6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MLJ409 lol

    • @elizabethsherrill6230
      @elizabethsherrill6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Chloe Florencia meeee :)) it was cuz halloween and i wanted to be ready

  • @maybeagamer179
    @maybeagamer179 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:50
    As my friend told me as I was mentioning how this fit me so well.
    "The reason we want to see others happy and help them be happy is because we know how tough life gets and how much it hurts to suffer through it alone. So we make sure others around us are happy and know that they aren't alone and we care"

  • @10_iq706
    @10_iq706 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ok why is kris the most relatable person ever
    ...
    *realizes i have anxiety*

  • @xavier_plays95
    @xavier_plays95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Kris: *Stutters in Gay* She's.. she's pretty and that, that.. that's a dress uh
    Me: Kris do you have something to tell us

    • @annec9268
      @annec9268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      lmaoo she’s bi

    • @slayyyy4079
      @slayyyy4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@annec9268 pan actually

    • @annec9268
      @annec9268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@slayyyy4079 got it thanks. my mistake, i saw that she liked a comment on tik tok that said it so that’s why i thought

    • @raesz8138
      @raesz8138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "both"
      every single bisexual (and pan and ace and etc obviously) watching: *right?*

    • @novaislame705
      @novaislame705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@slayyyy4079 i thought kris was married??

  • @apstelnormali9590
    @apstelnormali9590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Kris:"He's weird, Just like me and probably you"
    Me with a Lamp shade on my head: 👍

    • @Person...Ithink
      @Person...Ithink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just bought stitches body in now wearing him so I'm definitely weird

    • @demongirl8960
      @demongirl8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo I do the weirdest things all the time so I respect u

    • @Person...Ithink
      @Person...Ithink 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demongirl8960 you know you're only video is that the clothes on then just genetics and I think apple thing is yellow red in green

    • @demongirl8960
      @demongirl8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Person...Ithink k

    • @stasamc
      @stasamc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats so true...

  • @Time_Lord_in_a_Tardis
    @Time_Lord_in_a_Tardis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    once i was at a party and i was sat there with my drink exactly like Kris and people were like, "are you okay?" i was like "umm, yeah! yeah I'm fine" and like, i was fine but i guess i look rlly miserable but I'm actually enjoying myself and having a good time and actually thinking abt it, i do this at every party i ever go to and that's actually kinda funny.

  • @ashleybird7892
    @ashleybird7892 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You are two are so adorable i love your relationship and being there for eachother through such difficult time and good. Reminds me off my relationship witch we have been going through alot this makes me so happy 😊

  • @maxinerovner6826
    @maxinerovner6826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    the fact that whenever kris talks to us, she's right, freaks me out.

  • @KevinBzezovski
    @KevinBzezovski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Just realized she recorded this video at 2 am

  • @anabellemendoza-ledezma8881
    @anabellemendoza-ledezma8881 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The start warmed my heart just from seeing her

  • @ellalawson5303
    @ellalawson5303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kris: "what's happening?" Me: "Just look in the bottom left corner😂" 23:29
    Love You Kris! Thanks for being my therapist these past few years!

  • @reighzhor1058
    @reighzhor1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "People on tik tok could solve a crime before the police..."
    Me remembering when 4chan was stalking Shia LaBeouf across the world and found him by the WOOD GRAIN PATTERN ON THE BACKGROUND WALL!

    • @LauraBeeDannon
      @LauraBeeDannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Autists unite.

    • @haloelite439
      @haloelite439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the cloud patters and a bird that flew over the flag that one time. And then some dude rolled around town honking his horn till they heard him and they stole the flag

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or when Reddit found the Burger King Foot-Lettuce guy in less than a day and reported him.

  • @laur31.t
    @laur31.t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I've never heard her non-acting voice before she's so calm,

  • @heidifeathers6919
    @heidifeathers6919 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm so grateful for these videos, Kris can always cheer me up

  • @Itsjustjazzduh
    @Itsjustjazzduh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The “cuddling boyfriend and he falls asleep in three minutes.. up alone”
    Literally me right now. 😭
    Also the oversharing with people and then regretting it later or thinking you’re being a social butterfly but then you go home and think you might have just annoyed people 😂🤣 so relatable.

  • @mami-chulo
    @mami-chulo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Kris’ excuse for everything
    “I’m abstinent so…”
    LOVE YOU KRIS

    • @msheldon83
      @msheldon83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love ur pfp :P

    • @_scarlett._b
      @_scarlett._b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its the pfp form me I live it 😜

    • @mami-chulo
      @mami-chulo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@msheldon83 ty

    • @mami-chulo
      @mami-chulo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_scarlett._b tyyy

    • @serene__0
      @serene__0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok?

  • @meowmew5707
    @meowmew5707 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Kris: literally being a therapist to everyone ... Also Kris: completely insulting herself. You are a beautiful strong independent wamen ! Keep being a goddess

    • @ToriMcKee-tn2ip
      @ToriMcKee-tn2ip ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you are completly right

    • @michellemiller9049
      @michellemiller9049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed.

    • @Cutie430
      @Cutie430 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once a spider crawled on my arm and I was screaming to death my sister came out and told my parents because I was like 5

    • @Cutie430
      @Cutie430 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg why the heck did I reply why’d I press it

    • @Dantae2612
      @Dantae2612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wamen💀

  • @damajio
    @damajio 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    holy **** Kallmekris that's it!! your face, your attitude, your style...is perfect, you are perfect for the starring role of the survivor in an apocalyptic horror movie series

  • @frog_bean
    @frog_bean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:27
    The Dursleys in Harry Potter: “WAELL CRAYUP.”
    (That’s how I imagine their voices >:D)

  • @D_Dizzy_
    @D_Dizzy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When Kris described a depressed person helping others meanwhile you're in a pool of despair with no arms and legs just trying to stay a float and breathe. I've never been able to describe how I feel until *NOW* Thank you Kris, we can float together.

    • @Caustic.
      @Caustic. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A bot stole ur comment

    • @stupidneko224
      @stupidneko224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I shall join u because i too am floating in a poool of despair while comforting others.

    • @jackkingsley4479
      @jackkingsley4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @cassidystudioz4490
      @cassidystudioz4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heres a floatie for everyone including me 🐳🐙🐬🐠🐟🦞🦐🦑🐡

    • @gleenfluff9299
      @gleenfluff9299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .. im just thinking about Pennywise and Georgie for the last bit..

  • @Pavana_M
    @Pavana_M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Who else found Kris randomly and couldn't stop watching her?? Love u.

  • @emmaputnam3192
    @emmaputnam3192 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i can literally text my mom “mumma i don’t wanna go to my third period” she will fake a doctors appointment and bring me back for theater class

  • @thesuperdk513
    @thesuperdk513 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why would we hate you Kris? We pretty much don't have a reason to even if we wanted to. Plus, your tiktoks are funny and heartwarming and are one of the only videos to make me genuinely smile in a while.

  • @kodywright7038
    @kodywright7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    There is a robin Williams quote that explains why people with depression put others first " I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that" - Robin Williams

    • @vinnieculaura
      @vinnieculaura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Way to true 😭

    • @regenwharram8150
      @regenwharram8150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was so talented

    • @Beusheu
      @Beusheu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I truly miss him 💔... He was my grandmother's favorite actor (she would have hit 92 this year) and her favorite movie was Mrs. Doubtfire 🐵
      My heart breaks every time I see one of his movies or interviews..

    • @markleinheiser135
      @markleinheiser135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have never related more to a quote more in my life

  • @pwuddingsprinklez
    @pwuddingsprinklez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    the "I'm Kallmekris and you can call me Kris" will never get old

    • @BTS-sf9kv
      @BTS-sf9kv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree😭😭😭❤

    • @henryidoko6508
      @henryidoko6508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally say it with her

    • @pwuddingsprinklez
      @pwuddingsprinklez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@agnez1169 get therapy

    • @rvxn
      @rvxn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, It's just perfect.

    • @jocelyngregorio6864
      @jocelyngregorio6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agnez1169 Uhm doc, she got out again

  • @amazinglyalyssa97
    @amazinglyalyssa97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ive never had someone tell me the exact way i feel about zodiac signs- Kris existing:

  • @Prishasucks
    @Prishasucks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:27 I know this is really good advice, but imagine if the Dursleys followed this in Harry Potter 😂

  • @rpgmaster2884
    @rpgmaster2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    The pansexual energy Kris radiates is inspiring. I love that she'll fall for thirst traps from anyone regardless of gender.

    • @sophiab9641
      @sophiab9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The “would you like to….go on a walk…?” is so relatable 😂😂

    • @sarchuleta5161
      @sarchuleta5161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sophiab9641 yess XD

    • @ssjrblack3816
      @ssjrblack3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Why do other people’s sexuality matter to you so much? 😂😂

    • @kimmiewise1044
      @kimmiewise1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What happened to bi? She seems like a bisexual to me.

    • @rpgmaster2884
      @rpgmaster2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@kimmiewise1044 she's pan. Announced it in a Q&A

  • @xylia9632
    @xylia9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "children are evil"
    "facts!"
    Me and my brothers, (which we are children,) watching this rn: "It's ok- we love her... =''']

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noemiakl I'm under 18 but I still agree, children are evil

    • @antoinewashington7046
      @antoinewashington7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ture facts there

    • @dadodado1876
      @dadodado1876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a child but children are evil that’s facts

    • @xylia9632
      @xylia9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok I see some of the replies and I can't help but agree ;-;

    • @giselle1929
      @giselle1929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      children are adorable but tbh they are mostly evil..it izz what it izzz chief☠️

  • @kristinacarpenter8719
    @kristinacarpenter8719 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When she said she feels like I’ve been having a tough time, that was truth. I am sad, and she just, yeah. She comforts us. Thx.

  • @Yourmama544
    @Yourmama544 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Has anyone else ever realized that she always gives a compliment, and every single other one of her videos but this one no compliment

  • @Sellierthanyou
    @Sellierthanyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I am *grateful* for Kris being here. She’s not a person that would mask her problems and put on fake positivity, she’s open and loving towards everyone, not to mention how relatable she is. And that’s why I love her so much 💖🙏

    • @chloexsturniolos
      @chloexsturniolos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True. Even though I have never met her in person, I can tell she is nice to hang around.

    • @rileymriley4812
      @rileymriley4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true

    • @nottellingya9887
      @nottellingya9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate to disagree with this, but I think Kris's videos have been less genuine these past weeks. She seems a bit down, like there's something off about her. Maybe it has something to do with her breakup or perhaps some family issues. Let's hope I'm wrong.

    • @toxiccandyanimations
      @toxiccandyanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nottellingya9887 breakup??

    • @kkuromi69
      @kkuromi69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nottellingya9887 uh- breakup?

  • @heresayoutubeprofilename8192
    @heresayoutubeprofilename8192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I usually don’t fall asleep quickly, unless I imagine fake scenarios of characters of the fandoms I’m in at night lol. I’ve done this since I was a kid so now it’s really easy and is natural now.

    • @larizzo
      @larizzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OMG me too

    • @leo.eq.
      @leo.eq. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you my mental twin or something?

    • @sophiaharrison9994
      @sophiaharrison9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True af

    • @sarchuleta5161
      @sarchuleta5161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      omg i do this to i like make up things and fandoms but w/ myself as the main character or someone close to the main character and its soooo fun and it makes it easier to sleep !

    • @hiimsteve8133
      @hiimsteve8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro same

  • @sarahmiller-oh3cx
    @sarahmiller-oh3cx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We just got my sun that toy. He loves it.
    Also my son was a preemie,so the short clip of the family in the NICU breaks me heart to. My son was in the hospital for 8 months. Now he's 1 and half and doing great.
    Thank you for your videos. I watch them with my son. One of the very few shows I can watch lol. Stay safe

  • @bref.4340
    @bref.4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Fun fact from a tiktok i saw (expert advice for sure 😜): Did you know that oversharing/overexplaining, especially if you're scared about the message not coming across clearly, can also be a sign of rejection sensitive dysphoria (a condition where you basically already assume people will reject you without anyone outright rejecting you). If you made it to the end of this comment, don't worry, you in good company fam 💗💖

    • @popcake04171
      @popcake04171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭😭

    • @coolkumquats
      @coolkumquats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahaha oof. Yep. Me. All the dang time

    • @PedroBenolielBonito
      @PedroBenolielBonito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or prefacing your story with a self-aware comment. Or dropping one right after the end of said story, when nobody reacts to it.

    • @krakensea1396
      @krakensea1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DONT EXPOSE ME!!!!

    • @Ginger_Ale278
      @Ginger_Ale278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i have been called out...

  • @three2little2pigs2
    @three2little2pigs2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "SHES JACKED, she looks like she can pick me up and throw me across the room.... and im here for it"

  • @pezi22
    @pezi22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as someone with lots of anxiety these past couple of days, and obsessed with rubber ducks, durtle just made my day, thank you.❤

  • @mojo_lee
    @mojo_lee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Taurus let's you be dominant sometimes like it's an allowance" had me rolling

  • @xenagabby9501
    @xenagabby9501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Rough couple days. Yes. Depression has been pretty bad lately but this helps. Thanks for being you 💕

    • @emmxa_things5797
      @emmxa_things5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hope everything gets better ☺️ it does in the end even if u feel like ur in a black hole

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @_lili_nini_
      @_lili_nini_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kallmekris your very nice :D

    • @lexiparker6843
      @lexiparker6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kallmekris hii Kris ily ur the kindest, most beautiful person

    • @sagegrace4600
      @sagegrace4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kallmekris hiii ily so much pls say hi back it’ll be a dream come true!

  • @fi.281
    @fi.281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I hope Kris is ok. Although she hasn't said that she isn't in a relationship as a main subject I'm sure we all picked up on it. I just hope it's not too hard on her

    • @sarahholyer4584
      @sarahholyer4584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      so she broke up with her long-term bf?

    • @nadiad7868
      @nadiad7868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can be hard on a person not being in a relationship?

  • @mayaambler9553
    @mayaambler9553 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve been sick for a few days so I think you are the perfect channel to watch❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Scemoth
    @Scemoth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kris talking about getting offended when she isn’t in horoscope videos…same though. I do exactly the same 😂

  • @guitarlizard068
    @guitarlizard068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Kris: "I think you've had a rough couple days"
    Me: "guurrrrlll that's the reason I'm watching this video because you make everything so much better"

  • @HaHaJustJoeking
    @HaHaJustJoeking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "If you can write the problem down clearly, it is halfway solved", simply means that if you can put the problem into writing, then you understand the problem. Understanding the problem is the halfway mark to fixing the problem.

  • @Kat_inspace
    @Kat_inspace หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that im watching this at 1 am while drawing 🤣🤣 just because I couldn’t sleep so i decided to watch this best video ever i must say

  • @Knighzzzzzz
    @Knighzzzzzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kris's intros are the ONLY intro i dont want to skip

  • @menace21_self63
    @menace21_self63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Kris: "I have both daddy and mommy issues...so"
    Me: same, same-

    • @0kaRvto
      @0kaRvto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here because they abusive...
      But now they are died...
      But i’m adopted by loving gay-dads

    • @hydrofalls8154
      @hydrofalls8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @abderiperez7003
      @abderiperez7003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0kaRvto awwwww thats so cuteeeeeeeee :D

    • @TheFullMoon4
      @TheFullMoon4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in the daddy issues club

    • @dione__fernnn
      @dione__fernnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abderiperez7003 not cute bc the person is roleplaying a character who's parents are abusive, im pretty sure

  • @jaelynsullivan
    @jaelynsullivan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Can we all just take a moment... To appreciate... Kris's AMAZING MAKEUP AND HAIR!!!!!

    • @cchambers7799
      @cchambers7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know how is it so pretty

    • @NEJE18
      @NEJE18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I know it’s sooooo nice

    • @shepardclay
      @shepardclay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok 😐 lol😂

    • @weepingwillow2977
      @weepingwillow2977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @pies_pov
      @pies_pov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yasss Queen!

  • @EliseBizmark
    @EliseBizmark 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    tbh, this is so relatable, i love you kris, you are my idol

  • @Mushroom03442
    @Mushroom03442 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not me watching this at 3am in the morning as kris says she is awake all night

  • @gabs0715
    @gabs0715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Durtle
    "He's weird. Jut like me...."
    "And probably just like u if you're watching this!"
    I felt that

    • @eeymberrkkirkendall2985
      @eeymberrkkirkendall2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I saw this comment it had 69 likes and I kinda felt bad cause I changed it to 70 :'(

    • @Lace_Love
      @Lace_Love 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SO FR THO

  • @DB_Dojo
    @DB_Dojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Don't know if someone else has said this but ticks can survive under water for long periods of time, you may want to burn or crush them.

    • @BokorugroRR
      @BokorugroRR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very true, thanks, I also learned to always burn them

    • @PinkPanther45518
      @PinkPanther45518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What???? That's terrifying!

    • @zoey110
      @zoey110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kris being like 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰

    • @MangaForLife
      @MangaForLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I burned one in the microwave-

    • @drake4054
      @drake4054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You actually never burn them because it will spit the blood back into your system increasing your chance of getting a disease from a tick
      The proper way to remove them is take some tweezers and get as close to the head as possible and pull it out on the angle it went in

  • @Sub_to._me-75
    @Sub_to._me-75 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kid coughing: MOm iM sICk
    me having diarrhea bc I drunk the milk after lunch: *waits it out*
    Me later throwing up leaving a school event: "maybe I should've told someone"😂

  • @luciangel-morgan9826
    @luciangel-morgan9826 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kris explaining exactly how I feel about zodiac signs XD

  • @131cjs
    @131cjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    this is basically Kris being pansexual, her being sad, and her laughing

    • @staceycook107
      @staceycook107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr

    • @moon_g.ll.randomness
      @moon_g.ll.randomness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She said she was pan

    • @131cjs
      @131cjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im sorry i didnt know

    • @moon_g.ll.randomness
      @moon_g.ll.randomness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@131cjs no no it is okay I was just saying

    • @131cjs
      @131cjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moon_g.ll.randomness oh ok! anyways want some pancakes?-

  • @rat3015
    @rat3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Kris: love that every other video has been about the LGBT community
    Also Kris: how many drinks would it take for me to hook up with these women

  • @lokisene7277
    @lokisene7277 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Often I like photos of other people that either are wearing an outfit I like or I find them funny

  • @theuglymango
    @theuglymango 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kris I am also a cancer and we NEVER get included those types of vids. I feel you gurl you are the MOST relatable 💛

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays9063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I know there's almost nothing one can say that can just cure depression, but Kris, you are truly such a wonderful human being. Just know that you are consistently affecting peoples lives all over social media in such a positive way and that's no small thing.

    • @artistic_lesbian5435
      @artistic_lesbian5435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is true

    • @Beusheu
      @Beusheu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! 🇧🇪

    • @mikkyabreo1213
      @mikkyabreo1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope you are alright
      And I totally agree Kris is one of the only people that can make me smile as well

    • @mattmays9063
      @mattmays9063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikkyabreo1213 Thank you so much. You've just single handedly raised my hope in humanity for the week! I hope you're doing well!

    • @nikanico_
      @nikanico_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very well said!
      I can relate to so much of what she says and I know that humor is a way to cope. I’m so glad she uses her unique talents as a way to make herself and all of us laugh every day…she is so humble and so real…I wish there were more people on social media like Kris.

  • @AyalaSeon
    @AyalaSeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    An alternative title: Kris simping over beautiful people for 25 minutes straight
    (Well most of the video at least)

    • @MizusTroma
      @MizusTroma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 25 minutes bi

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Straight"

    • @thekittengamer399
      @thekittengamer399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD yes

    • @AyalaSeon
      @AyalaSeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StupidWeb She said she's pan so ha

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AyalaSeon nice. I didn't know if she confirmed anything

  • @mrsa5209
    @mrsa5209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dude kris is my therapist 🤣

  • @DuhItsMegan
    @DuhItsMegan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    kris is gonna murder me with these try not laugh videos

  • @ronn2348
    @ronn2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy, because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless. And they don't want anyone else to feel like that"
    -Robin Williams
    From the dark, comes comedy. I'm a Veteran who deals with heavy PTSD. And comedy is my go to. I do my best to make people around me laugh. Because it makes me laugh. Hang in there Kris. You're not alone.

    • @gacha_roblox4716
      @gacha_roblox4716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very true

    • @meerajosephine9678
      @meerajosephine9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ❤❤❤

    • @Sellierthanyou
      @Sellierthanyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what I find myself doing, most of the time when I’m not forced into a social situation, I’m extremely introverted. But when I get around people, I force a smile on my face and make a lot of jokes, even if their corny, just to make them smile if they were having a rough day. The thing is, I just don’t feel that way in return.

    • @jessoverton8110
      @jessoverton8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my favourite quotes ever. Makes me feel less alone :)

    • @HelloThere-ki5mg
      @HelloThere-ki5mg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This may be why I have a big soft spot for people who are stressed or depressed, it's almost like a physical urge that makes me have to get up and go help them because I've spent years being both constantly stressed and depressed (mostly a result of my ADHD going undiagnosed for a long time) so me being more emotionally moved by others experiencing that most definitely has to do with the fact that I've experienced it for a while (glad to be doing much better now, and most of this stuff I didn't realize I was suffering from until I looked at it in retrospect).

  • @caropongo1359
    @caropongo1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    any time kris brings up something sexual: i’m abstinent
    kills me every time 😂

    • @jawjaw9148
      @jawjaw9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you know if she if gay or?

    • @bigbird9964
      @bigbird9964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jawjaw9148 i think she is bi

    • @janedoeslostsoul
      @janedoeslostsoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigbird9964 she doesn't want to be labeled

    • @imonlypeoplewatching510
      @imonlypeoplewatching510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jawjaw914 she said in a previous video that she is pan

    • @janedoeslostsoul
      @janedoeslostsoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@imonlypeoplewatching510 no she said that she's basically pan because she doesn't care about gender, but she still doesn't want a lable

  • @thehandsomemikey
    @thehandsomemikey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How did I never watch any kallmekris videos before??? So much for doing anything at all this weekend, I have some binging to do.

  • @evanflynn4680
    @evanflynn4680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "If you don't have to make a decision, don't make a decision."
    It's about unintended consequences and the idea that every decision you make has at least two unintended consequences. Sometimes it's better to do nothing. The trick is figuring out when those times are.
    I go by how informed I am. If I don't know enough to make an informed opinion on something, I probably shouldn't make any big decisions regarding it.

  • @willowjean9729
    @willowjean9729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I've been in a relationship for almost three years now, and we are both pretty open about what we think is attractive or cute or nice, there is never any malicious intent behind liking someone else's photo between us. Sometimes he'll even like the photo as well! Having anxiety in a relationship like that is heavily detrimental, despite how common it is. Trust your partner, whoever they are.

    • @ultimatenoob8261
      @ultimatenoob8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came here for this, I ‘like’ lots of people’s posts for lots of reasons, mostly to be the supportive friend who likes everything 🤷🏻‍♂️.
      But then I’m single….. so.

  • @anonymousxsmokes
    @anonymousxsmokes ปีที่แล้ว +361

    the amount of times she mentioned being depressed in this video broke my heart. kris u truly r and incredible person and im so sorry for all the bullshit ur going thru. we r all here for u no matter what

    • @maciw8488
      @maciw8488 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      love u kris

    • @nighthunter028
      @nighthunter028 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The number of times she says she is depressed and lonely resonates deeply with me but she has no reason not to have someone special unless she chooses to.

    • @nighthunter028
      @nighthunter028 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beautiful, funny, talented, and is doing a job she enjoys.

    • @kaitieandsophie2881
      @kaitieandsophie2881 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yah me too!

    • @beezle1976
      @beezle1976 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't was to put words in anyone's mouth, but I suspect she means she suffers depression rather than being what most people liken to being depressed.
      It's a freaking horrible condition, and for whatever reason seems to inflict itself upon a lot of creative and big hearted people.

  • @Myah912
    @Myah912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Like the video is you have insomnia and you can’t sleep”
    Me: *likes the video while watching the video at 12:08AM in the morning*

  • @goenmolle
    @goenmolle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm either excessively contemplative, or too extroverted..." This was the most engaging thing I've heard

  • @stubborn._.omnisexual7544
    @stubborn._.omnisexual7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Kris:"He's weird, Just like me and probably you"
    Me who just spend a large sum of money on a giant unicorn stuffie called Steve

    • @matilda9886
      @matilda9886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just spent all of my money on a sea cow/ manatee plushie

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is normal.
      If anyone disagrees, find their interest and start calculating the costs.

    • @lilystar4742
      @lilystar4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @wurdnurd1
      @wurdnurd1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...which part of that is weird? It's not like the unicorn stuffie is named Kevin. Now THAT would be weird.

    • @itswhatevah
      @itswhatevah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats weird?...

  • @sainjawoof3506
    @sainjawoof3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    EDIT: I'm a veterinarian, and this is what we do and recommend you do with ticks. Ticks can survive a multitude of tortures.
    When you remove the ticks, put them in a container of rubbing alcohol, as they can survive being flushed down the sink. Rubbing alcohol kills them almost instantly, and preserves them should you need to identify the species.

    • @dustinstanaitis1960
      @dustinstanaitis1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 drops of Dawn Dish soap in a standard size Ball Mason Jar filled 3/4 full of water works as well

    • @superultrabaconcat1755
      @superultrabaconcat1755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or squish them with the tweezers you take it with…. Make sure it pops and it’s really dead and then put it on a piece of paper and flush it and then put some chlorine in the toilet… leave it in for 20 minutes and you’ll be fine

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superultrabaconcat1755 squashing them doesn't kill them, it merely bursts the engorged abdomen. Flushing them in water doesn't kill them either. You can skip everything you stated, pour chlorine in a cap or on a tissue, then put the tick in the chlorine directly.

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dustinstanaitis1960 detergent won't preserve the tick if you need it identified. Alcohol can be kept in small containers, like a pill bottle, and is always 💯 effective.

    • @ducalian3412
      @ducalian3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Question, I've also heard that if you wash your pet off with soap and water it kills the tics because they can't breathe through the soap is this true?

  • @spaceorc1397
    @spaceorc1397 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Guy here. If i like people's pics, it's to boost them in the algorithm. I dont care if they see that *I* specifically liked it or not. One more like is one more like.

  • @IntersexGamer
    @IntersexGamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That 2nd one hit way too hard. Seriously im crying a lot right now.

  • @someone7273
    @someone7273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Your insomnia, depression, social anxiety/oversharing, and zodiac sign stuff was SO relatable. I love your channel.❤️

    • @idkwutimdoing4326
      @idkwutimdoing4326 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here

    • @Kids-ht5vi
      @Kids-ht5vi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meeee to

    • @Jeace-eh4bq
      @Jeace-eh4bq ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats litterly my life

    • @ciara5270
      @ciara5270 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same with me :)

    • @Tigerplaytime
      @Tigerplaytime ปีที่แล้ว

      That zodiac sign stuff was so relatable because on everything I watch never has mine.

  • @-FloppyFries-
    @-FloppyFries- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Kris: duck turtle
    All of the avatar fans: *aggressive turning of heads*

  • @SarahB_11
    @SarahB_11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Zodiac rant was so relatable.

  • @artistindisguise-he4ek
    @artistindisguise-he4ek หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Did the cat die??Is the cat dead!!!!!!" The horse literally dancing.

  • @MayaHusky
    @MayaHusky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7213

    Not me getting exciting thinking maybe we’d end up on your FYP bc we’re Canadian 🙄🇨🇦 Haha just kidding, keep up the work. Always looking forward to your videos!😍❤️

  • @leogoodkitty8574
    @leogoodkitty8574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Fun fact, the "spider" that was on the girls face was not actually a a spider. It was a tailless whip scorpion. Also, it was the same bug that Professor Moody tortured in Goblet of Fire.

    • @ebonymarieblack1530
      @ebonymarieblack1530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that someone besides me knew that fact just made me sooo happy!

    • @kirstyhanneybel3957
      @kirstyhanneybel3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the fact that someone else knows this is magical.

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought it looked like a whip scorpion but i didn't know they could be tailles!

  • @Yourmama544
    @Yourmama544 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Being scared of spiders is called arachnophobia, and I am not afraid of spiders. They’re just cute little eight legged animals.

    • @izzy_Golbrock
      @izzy_Golbrock 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Don't wanna come to yoaw house 😊

  • @sebastianmaker6798
    @sebastianmaker6798 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Extremely bisexual guy here: 99% of the time if I like someone's picture, I do want them to know I liked it, but not really in a flirtatious way. For me, the likes are a quick way of getting across "You look really nice here!" or "That new outfit looks great!". Especially since I mostly only follow friends and acquaintances, they're the people I want to be complimenting.

  • @asmrmonkeyy
    @asmrmonkeyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    the fact that whenever kris is talking to us she's right

  • @iceatheicewolf2101
    @iceatheicewolf2101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like people’s pictures because I hope it makes them feel better about themselves, you never know how much insecurity someone can have even if their hella pretty

    • @HappyIsAGoodThing
      @HappyIsAGoodThing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do the same thing.

    • @waynethechallenger4456
      @waynethechallenger4456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's lowkey just a habit, I could look at a terrible post I don't agree with and still do it by accident lol

  • @StarW.C.U.E
    @StarW.C.U.E 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love knowing terrifying facts at 2:47 AM with the lights off while being alone in my room upstairs and being the ONLY person upstairs :D

  • @NotTonTon
    @NotTonTon 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Normal people: scrolling tiktok
    Kris: making bank while scrolling tiktok

  • @minafadinafe9313
    @minafadinafe9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Me: getting stressed from all these assignments.
    Also me: goes to watch one of Kallmekris' videos that immediately cheer me up!
    Thank you so much for putting a smile on everyone's face!
    (Edit: Thank you SOOO much for the likes)

    • @emem8996
      @emem8996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m suppose to be doing coursework 👀🤣