haha so true there is actually a david brent line that goes something like "if I see a bargain, ive got the money... that's a metaphor I would never pay for it!"
When I first saw this, I thought it was like a few Coogan characters. Tim Fleck and Alan Partridge. I am so happy you spotted this too. Nobody believed me before.
In his defense (and I realise he's not a sympathetic character) - the potential Thai bride could speak *some English*, so he was perhaps trying to talk at a level where she could understand some. Knowing a language isn't a binary, it's a spectrum.
He's using a lot of words like love, affection, cherish etc but im pretty sure in his mind they're all just synonyms for "someone who'll have sex with me...then cook my dinner."
@@seigeengine You're trying to patronise but you sound like a fool. Permanent = Forever. No landlord would write a contract that prevents them from ending the tenancy at some point.
@@lexorcism totally agree with you permanent means you own the house outright even if you have a mortgage you carnt say you have a permanent home until tht mortgage is completely paid off then you can say my home is permanent
@@lexorcismWhile not that common, there are lifetime leases that terminate upon death of the lessee. In some jurisdictions, these are used in seniors housing. Sometimes, they may result from an intra-family arrangement. Ex. Father leaves house to son. Son lives in another city, but wants to keep house for whatever reason. Elderly uncle with modest means needs place to stay. Son to uncle: live in the house until you die, I'll take less rent because you're family and you'll agree to maintain the property for me; I don't want to to deal with the hassle of tenants coming and going
In the full episode he seemed like a really sweet guy, just a bit eccentric. I think this bird didn't want anything to do with him though. You can tell straight off from her body language.
@@scottward6974 I didn't see the full episode but can only imagine how crazy and weird this guy and this whole "situation" was. He seems very impatient, controlling, and abusive. This woman should run for the freaking hills...lol smh
@@chilldude30 I feel sorry for him in a way because of the ptsd from being in the army. but I also feel sorry for any women that gets with him. She would only need to make a tiny mistake and he'd go mental.
Best moments: 0:50 LISTEN 1:58 my face watching this clip 2:15 straight to the point 2:31 (Lawrence and Louis winding him up) 2:44 selling himself 3:10 box room seals the deal
The sad part about this is that he is lonely. It is easy to make fun of him but he is right, most people don't want to die alone without being loved and been able to reciprocate that love.
@@Honeymoonwhispers Plenty of "independent" women out there that are completely miserable and lonely, they're just too proud to admit it. Cheers for the one's out there who aren't miserable, but most people need a partner or a community.
My thoughts too. Made me feel sad at the struggle most of us go through to find happiness. I’m there now finally but don’t know how I made it through all the wilderness and heartbreak sometimes
Smoking is such a red flag, just like wearing a dress shirt with Levis. He doesn't look comfortable in a tie either. He's probably on a list somewhere.
Lake reminds me of an Adam Yauch character from the Beastie Boys - he has a Sir Stewart Wallace vibe! There was a point in the episode where Louis asks Lawrence and Lake why they think men are more enticed by Thai women over western girls They ponder and discuss this question, with Lake finally concluding that western women want to be men. Lake then says ‘you know when it started?....’ He never finished that sentence and I was devastated, I desperately want to know what he was going to say. The reason that kick started western men wanting to eastern women, according to Lake. As a western woman I feel there is much to learn from Master Lake. We will never know what those pearls of wisdom were.
The matchmaker seems like a fun guy. I mean, in these awkward interactions you probably need to have a sense of humor! These creepy old men always seem to say they want a real connection but they just want a young trophy wife to do their bidding and not talk back. With a language barrier it makes it easier for them to get away with a shitty attitude.
This guy is so good so hilarious without realising it, total partridge brentisms whatever you want to say.. i would watch him in a tv series getting into all sort of shenanigans
“I feel like a flower, without any water” i know someone has already mentioned Ricky Gervais, but damn this would have been an excellent scene for the office. My ribs actually hurt!
@Captain Brandon Cinema Lover exactly. I feel the same. People in the comment section are being nasty but we're all making snap judgments about this person.
@@cojonesshah9919 - Palmer was a very damaged personality suffering from PTSD and would have been a nightmare husband. Not a psychopath though - lacks the charm.
This guys never leaned to stand on his own two feet, everyone can see it with the exception of of him. “I crave love and affection” . Does it get any more needy.
I live by the sea He points to the coast of Britain on the map hahahahs Not only that. But there was actually a huge picture of the sea right above her head as well
'We are both hurt(pointing at heart)..........Is she a good cook ?' Even Gervais could'nt write this.Brilliant.
lol
There is a cut in-between
Gervais couldn't write this but Merchant probably could.
Cycle King oof zinger
haha so true there is actually a david brent line that goes something like "if I see a bargain, ive got the money... that's a metaphor I would never pay for it!"
Louis doesn't often break "character" this much; he's flat-out laughing in the guy's face. Can't blame him.
enigma19833 He always used to do this in Weird Weekends. I miss this kind of style from Louis, but I do still love his new docs too.
One more thumb up and you will hit 1k!!!
Only took 5 years!!! ahaha
Dude is getting hot Thai ladies and all you can do is jack off to underage jap cartoons you freak
It's just incredible how much he sounds like a drunk Alan Partridge.
He acts like Alan Partridge.
Joshua Lunn haha brilliant
When I first saw this, I thought it was like a few Coogan characters. Tim Fleck and Alan Partridge. I am so happy you spotted this too. Nobody believed me before.
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Drunk alan partridge 😂😂 perfect description
If this fella had his own show I'd 100% not miss an episode
I'd happily pay a monthly subscription.
He'd calm me right down!
Lake Palmer is a legend.
I love how he speaks to the interpreter like she (the interpreter) doesn't speak English.
In his defense (and I realise he's not a sympathetic character) - the potential Thai bride could speak *some English*, so he was perhaps trying to talk at a level where she could understand some.
Knowing a language isn't a binary, it's a spectrum.
Hi. Thai-English interpreter here. This happens sometimes lol.
Also, props to the interpreter for doing such long consec without even a notepad.
@@LewisCampbellTech I get your point, but it's kinda ironic given that the point of having an interpreter was to avoid resorting to pidgin 😂
He also speaks to Louis in that same broken English lol it's like he can't stop himself
Pure comedy. I like how he spoke for a solid 60 seconds without letting her interpret lol
I tried that pickup in a club the other day but it didn’t work “I have a terraced house in Yarmouth” not sure why?
People are in clubs to get laid, not to get married. Living conditions aren't that relevant in smashing puss or getting puss smashed.
Its Beverly Hills in Thailand.
🤣🤣
You didn’t mention the box room mate that’s what gets the chicks wet!!!
It's rented, but it's permanent 😂
This is the greatest 4 minutes of comedy ever produced by the BBC. Lake Palmer is the lovechild of David Brent and Alan Partridge.
This comment 😂
Now you've said it, I can't unsee it! 😆 Brilliant
"Thats put me off now"
Nailed it!
plus a bit of Brick Top!
He didnt give the interpreter a chance to tell her about the box room that could be converted into an office. That would have sealed the deal
Yes the box room I would have married him for that :-)
No woman could resist a box room office conversion. That’s pure fanny moisture right there.
🤣🤣🤣
@@greenman3464 best comment of 2023 🤣🤣🤣
In his rented house
a self-pitying and controlling personality. what's not to like?
yeeeaaah haha
🤣🤣
He was hurt by his experience in the military. He was independently diagnosed with PTSD.
I feel like I’ve met his type before on timder
5 years later and still true and funny, what a catch!
I think that he should have held off on telling her about the box room as he might have needed a sweetener to seal the deal.
That is really mean and stunningly funny, can't stop laughing
Best thing I read in a while !
Amazing comment! Lolololol
Pardon me, ignorant Canadian here. But what exactly is a box room in England? A storage room, or a utility closet?
@@p_roduct9211 Just a very small room
I want Louis,that guy and Karl pilkington to all do a travel thing together,it'd be legendary
I Am Groot I would pay to watch that lol
I Am Groot That would be the best wow I would love it
Oh my God, this is now my dream programme.
That would be amazing
Omg this was the best comment 😂👍
He's using a lot of words like love, affection, cherish etc but im pretty sure in his mind they're all just synonyms for "someone who'll have sex with me...then cook my dinner."
whoever you are you are smart!
😂
@MKULTRABOOST "I wanna know what love is"
Exactly!!!!!
Yes, but that's love. If you don't get that.
rented but it's permanent
Yes, that's a thing you can do.
@Jamal McLovin You can set up contracts where both the tenant and the land lord agrees to various things, like the term of rent. You know... leases?
@@seigeengine You're trying to patronise but you sound like a fool. Permanent = Forever. No landlord would write a contract that prevents them from ending the tenancy at some point.
@@lexorcism totally agree with you permanent means you own the house outright even if you have a mortgage you carnt say you have a permanent home until tht mortgage is completely paid off then you can say my home is permanent
@@lexorcismWhile not that common, there are lifetime leases that terminate upon death of the lessee. In some jurisdictions, these are used in seniors housing. Sometimes, they may result from an intra-family arrangement. Ex. Father leaves house to son. Son lives in another city, but wants to keep house for whatever reason. Elderly uncle with modest means needs place to stay. Son to uncle: live in the house until you die, I'll take less rent because you're family and you'll agree to maintain the property for me; I don't want to to deal with the hassle of tenants coming and going
Love how Louis give the thumbs up after she confirmed she can cook lol.
* Pause, “that’s put me off now”
100% David Brent
TOTALLY😂😂😂
I bet Louis thought he'd found gold when he stumbled across Lake Palmer. So many amazing one liners
He's going to be such a controlling husband
In the full episode he seemed like a really sweet guy, just a bit eccentric. I think this bird didn't want anything to do with him though. You can tell straight off from her body language.
@@scottward6974 I didn't see the full episode but can only imagine how crazy and weird this guy and this whole "situation" was. He seems very impatient, controlling, and abusive. This woman should run for the freaking hills...lol smh
@@scottward6974 I've seen the episode sndbmy god you are an awful judge of character lol
@@chilldude30 I feel sorry for him in a way because of the ptsd from being in the army. but I also feel sorry for any women that gets with him. She would only need to make a tiny mistake and he'd go mental.
@@soniacheung3783 it’s on here lake Palmer goes on Trisha
cross between Simon Pegg, Alan Partridge and Terry Tibbs.
David Brent
Jim Savile
Old Gregg HAHA!
I bet he has a gun!
and Ronnie Pickering.
"...at this point, I'm thinking the third bedroom... we could turn it into a small office"
looooooooool!
Sex den, he means
Ooh la la
How romantic
Her panties were soaking after dropping that bargain
"I have a pleasant, terraced house, in Yarmouth."
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
its rented but it's permanent errrrrrr no it's not
Flower without water 🤦🏼♂️
What kind of place is it?
I grew up near Yarmouth, it's one of the most depressed places in the UK
@@clappedoutmotor Yeah me too man.
Louis and the match maker are literally deliberately winding him up for laughs. Look at them pissing themselves at 2:37 hahahahaah
Bargain.
IKR!
When cats away, the mice will play...i don't want it to happen again
jackspinner1 I don't want it to happen again!!!! the ginger man declared whilst holding axe obove head,dressed in suspenders and gimp mask!
@@nicoladouglas3270 lmao! 🤣🤣
jackspinner1 can’t see why it happened twice! Poor bloke it’s always a nurturing issue.
Best moments:
0:50 LISTEN
1:58 my face watching this clip
2:15 straight to the point
2:31 (Lawrence and Louis winding him up)
2:44 selling himself
3:10 box room seals the deal
Box room seals the deal comical genius
😂
The box room office was the most bizarre thing to bring up at that point. I have been laughing about that for the last 10 years.
When the cats away the mice will play, I DONT WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
Best comment 😂😂 women love a box room
The fact that he’s a real person is amazing
The sad part about this is that he is lonely. It is easy to make fun of him but he is right, most people don't want to die alone without being loved and been able to reciprocate that love.
The tragedy is the global gender inequality and patriarchy which prevents women from realising their independent potential.
James Read Yin without Yang, or a flower without water brother. There is no “independent” potential.
@@Honeymoonwhispers Plenty of "independent" women out there that are completely miserable and lonely, they're just too proud to admit it. Cheers for the one's out there who aren't miserable, but most people need a partner or a community.
Exactly. I felt the same. It's very sad to watch this.
We are all lonely but fuck me we don't go to these lengths. Mind you though!
I remember this whn it originally aired....still brings me to tears......😆😂🤣😅 absolutely hilarious...the fact he's also unhinged, comedy gold... 🤣
"Will give it back ten-fold" . . . . .Hods up five fingers.
"Ladies go off with other men
When the cats away
The mice will play
I don't want it to happen again"
Some beautiful verse there.
A true poet
Roses are red and the grass is greener when I think of you
I play with my weiner😁
My eyes reacted, my hearts affected, 1000s was rejected. But he was played like a damn selected fiddle
Who said romance was dead?!
My bleach blonde hair
I really don't care
For anyone but me
I live in Yarmouth
Down by the sea.
Lake Palmer should get his own TV programme.
+Vincent 79 He does, it's called Alan Partridge
Call it : 'it LAKES two' .
This is basically legalised trafficking
@Randy Wilson but surely she feels so desperate this is her only option. There's no way she genuinely wants to marry that man
@Randy Wilson I know about that lol but you clearly don't have a very nuanced understanding of how 'force' works
You are missing the point / anyone British can see this is satire comedy 😂
Exactly, the way these gold diggers rip these poor buggers off is scandalous!
I has a five year old son and I have been hurt -
Yea cool, can you cook 😂
He's put his new shirt on straight out of the wrapper 😂
That transition at 0:59 to Lake just sitting on the sofa by himself waiting.... has "The Office" vibes all over it. 😂
Negotiating love
Camila Freitas nicely put
I had to negotiate my right testies for an ounce of weed at one point
@@BarryLetts379 was it good?
Honest_Bishop don't do that shit no more man
Louis has said this is his most memorable moment.
Interpreter: “She knows how to cook…”
Louis: 👍🏻
😂
I often come back here and watch this character. One of the funniest comedy characters never purposely created. Like something out of The Fast Show
I thought I was awkward with the ladies
lol
😀😀
While it's hilariously funny it's also quite sad. I hope both of them found some sort of happiness and security in the end
My thoughts too.
Made me feel sad at the struggle most of us go through to find happiness. I’m there now finally but don’t know how I made it through all the wilderness and heartbreak sometimes
@@romeowandrainbow1040 you need a box room that can be converted into an office.
He was married twice before. I can't imagine why they left.
He obviously wasn't prepared to convert the box room into an office for either of them.
Because his house was full of mice ..
Did you not listen to him ??
@@VLAD_P_ WELL LISTEN! WELL HE DONT LISTEN DOES HE!
I need a translator just to get through that Geordie accent. I'm sure where she will have a brilliant time at a seaside town going downhill.
Smoking is such a red flag, just like wearing a dress shirt with Levis. He doesn't look comfortable in a tie either. He's probably on a list somewhere.
What a catch ! "I have a terraced home in Yarmouth": which lady couldn´t turn down such a romantic offer ?
And its rented... but permanent
@@Edgisco Don't FORGET the boxed room!!
@@Edgisco 😅
Kramzoo have you been there it’s dire
@@londonspade5896 which can be turned into an office
Louis is brilliant, these make me cringe so badly!
MomentousGaming yes
MomentousGaming Just like the Office! keep it calm, david!
I AM CALM
I feel like I'm watching Little Britain.
I remember watching this when it was on bbc 2
Still fresh
Still funny
The good old days pre social media
Keep it calm Lake, keep it calm
“...and the third bedroom can be used for office. Office in England means ‘place where you do all my ironing’ “
This guy has to be an actor. The glasses and crossed eyes are over the top.
He's certainly talented. Men want to be him and women want to be with him..well some at least!
This does look like a product of Ricky Gervais’ mind
A pleasant terrace house in Yarmouth … I just spat my coffee out 😂😂😂
"if she gives it to me, I'll give it back ten fold" I bet you would mate!
God bless Lake Palmer. Probably lost his nerves in the army. May nobody slander him. He calms me right down
He's so regal 🚬
I feel like a flower without any water.
im gonna use that one.
"We are both hurt"
Next question.......
You a good cook!!!!! Lol
This has calmed me right down
The ultra camp administrator guy is the cherry on top of the cake. He's like Mr Humphreys.
Lake is also wearing a uniquely fashionable shoe designed for all occasions, certain to impress the Thai ladies which he most certainly does.
The subtle confusion When the interpreter in Thai language, interprets the cat and mouse analagy to the young lady.
I feel like a flower without water. There’s some serious gold here
Serious grafting
“Can she cook” very important question well remembered Lake
This is as funny as Clarksons farm ‘
Lake Palmer is great’
It’s a leg over he wants’ comedy gold
This guy is a legend in the making! His last two wives cheated on him, no bloody wonder! lol
yuck this makes me feel sick
You must be incredibly sensitive.
John Smith After teaching in Thailand, and seeing the exploitation that comes with poverty, I can second the notion of this making me sick !
Tyler Drainville why would he be a sociopath?
I'm sure Carol, you would turn his stomach as well!
This reminds me quite a lot of the UK version of the Office except it's actually real.
Lake reminds me of an Adam Yauch character from the Beastie Boys - he has a Sir Stewart Wallace vibe! There was a point in the episode where Louis asks Lawrence and Lake why they think men are more enticed by Thai women over western girls They ponder and discuss this question, with Lake finally concluding that western women want to be men. Lake then says ‘you know when it started?....’ He never finished that sentence and I was devastated, I desperately want to know what he was going to say. The reason that kick started western men wanting to eastern women, according to Lake.
As a western woman I feel there is much to learn from Master Lake. We will never know what those pearls of wisdom were.
It’s when you got rights
jump to 03:00 in this video. it's Lake discussing that very topic.
th-cam.com/video/vHYZW_nJNYw/w-d-xo.html
@@SH7SH7SH7 😂😂😂😂
@@TroystonB omg this is pure gold. Thanks for sharing. One of life’s mysteries has just been solved and it was minute to minute joy!
Lake Skywalker
I love how he asks at the end whether she likes him or not. After 2 minutes haha.
The matchmaker seems like a fun guy. I mean, in these awkward interactions you probably need to have a sense of humor! These creepy old men always seem to say they want a real connection but they just want a young trophy wife to do their bidding and not talk back. With a language barrier it makes it easier for them to get away with a shitty attitude.
Yeah that would probably be accurate in most but not all
This guy was really creepy though,the body language and persona
@Charles White I think they're talking about Lawrence not the other creep.
lol oh my goodness super documentary. I wonder where they are now?
I was finding this abhorrent until Louis flashed that thumbs up. Now I can't stop laughing. Oh the mixed emotions running Theroux me...
sir lake Palmer should be the next James Bond the man with the golden tongue
Dingle Dingle or he could be a Bond villain: "I have a secret underground lair. It's rented but I stay there until I die."
Come, Mr Bond, and see my box room office conversion!
I come back to this comment once a year
"Me look after you, nights out at local British legion, pot noodle at rented terrace house till I die" no your alright mate I'll leave it 😑
Oh my god 😄
Unfortunately probably accurate too, poor woman
Fucking dodged a bullet she did lol
when ronnie says his wife never gets a headache, even when she has a headache lol horrible man
This guy is so good so hilarious without realising it, total partridge brentisms whatever you want to say.. i would watch him in a tv series getting into all sort of shenanigans
“I feel like a flower, without any water” i know someone has already mentioned Ricky Gervais, but damn this would have been an excellent scene for the office. My ribs actually hurt!
Yeah his house is rented but permanent until he dies, after that she’s out on her ear!!!! Brilliant 😂😂😂
Yes if she outlives him she's stuffed
She's already imagining poison recipes....😉
He’s like a real life Alan Partridge
The agent is hillarious 😂😂
I’d hate to see the rage he gets when she leaves the toilet seat up and doesn’t wipe off the drips.
Did Steve Coogan write this? The geezer even sounds like Alan Partridge!
This guys honesty and humility really offsets his creepiness.
I refuse to believe that this isn’t some Sacha Baron Cohen style comedy performer
1:57 Lawrence's reaction to what Lake was saying is priceless.
Lol the poor interpreter trying to translate the last bit. It comedy gold.
I crave for love and affection.... That's profound
@Captain Brandon Cinema Lover exactly. I feel the same. People in the comment section are being nasty but we're all making snap judgments about this person.
This guy is a comedy legend
Lake Palmer....even the name couldn't be more perfect.
I wish Louie would do an update on all the characters in this episode.
*Louis
"We have a five year old son..."
"Okay, bye!"
This has me laughing out loud 😂
I've never laughed so much this must be the funniest video on TH-cam
I love the psychotic modulation of Lake's expression at 0:14 when he confides to Louis that Lawrence winds him up. Chilling.
Really good spot - i knew a psychopath few years back with an identical modulation
@@cojonesshah9919 - Palmer was a very damaged personality suffering from PTSD and would have been a nightmare husband. Not a psychopath though - lacks the charm.
What does psychotic modulation mean?
@@bartoni79 I just meant he starts to look psychotic. Perhaps my phrasing was a bit pretentious.
Ha - he looks like he’s about to destroy someone (verbally obviously)
Lake is brilliant, he has real star quality!
This guys never leaned to stand on his own two feet, everyone can see it with the exception of of him. “I crave love and affection” . Does it get any more needy.
She's like 'get this guy away from me'
Lakes Hush Puppies are beautiful, not to mention the out of the wrapping white shirt with the creases still showing.
LISTEN!!!
Geeza looks like he was on an episode of Bullseye
Where do you think he won the tie from?
As a Chinese interpreter, I sometimes deal with men like Lake. I don’t get how you can a love a person you can’t communicate with.
It's not love it's desperation
@@ArtVandelayOfficial Poor bloke. He meant well.
Nigel Thornberry taking the divorce well i see
I live by the sea
He points to the coast of Britain on the map hahahahs
Not only that. But there was actually a huge picture of the sea right above her head as well
this is both scary and hilarious
Janice Lehane scararious... you're welcome lol
Janice Lehane your beautiful where are you from also are you single ?
Janice lehane are you single if so fancy a chat I think your beautiful looking
lel 10 months later you thought you'd take another crack at her?
@@blueberry1874 "Dad, how did you and mum meet?"
"In the TH-cam comments section, son. It was like fairytale."