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  • SUPER TOXIC SALTY NOOB CRIES SALTY TEARS! FUNNY POKEMON SHOWDOWN SALT!
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    Pokemon Showdown salty noobs, oh man. Pokemon Showdown salt is not as rare as you might think. Try using a team with a ton of RNG like Jirachi or Snow Cloak Glaceon. People get salty when they're unlucky, but I never thought someone would get this salty!
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    toxic noob pokemon, salty noob pokemon, pokemon salt, pokemon showdown salt
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  • @temp6t
    @temp6t  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4301

    you've heard it here first
    jirachi = jail time

    • @whatonearth1688
      @whatonearth1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      jailrachi

    • @milesmxgt
      @milesmxgt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jailrachi 😂

    • @KazPls
      @KazPls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean , just to let you now he is right , Kim Jong-Un ban it from every format , if you use Jirachi in a tournament, is punish with death.

    • @JohrnyReport
      @JohrnyReport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, he has a point.

    • @weirdo472001
      @weirdo472001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @temp6t I am challenging you to a balanced hackmons battle now so why not unless you are in a battle? CatPokemonLego just so you know

  • @thelostone7404
    @thelostone7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    "people who use jirachi should be put in jail for making other people suffer"
    >Proceeds to stall with a poison heal gliscor for an awkwardly long amount of time past the point of no return

    • @maxfromflorida9518
      @maxfromflorida9518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      That gliscor didn’t even have earthquake, toxic, or rock slide, that thing could have at least been able to do something other than stall

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What was his Gliscor trying to do?

    • @impatientwait
      @impatientwait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@kappadarwin9476 Hone Claws/Substitute into Baton Pass. That's its only purpose.

    • @bananabread1012
      @bananabread1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If it had like guillotine it would have been better

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

  • @pokestevers71
    @pokestevers71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    Him: "Using Jirachi is a form of Cyberbully."
    Also him: *Commits actual cyberbullying.*

    • @CodesTheOtaku
      @CodesTheOtaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Him: *wishes COVID upon temp6t and his family after losing against him*

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@CodesTheOtaku
      That's pretty harsh.
      Do remember that the person is basically cursing Temp as their super-climactic breakdown.

    • @Martinator0325
      @Martinator0325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx I mean... that's literally what he did lol

    • @ghost_perk1530
      @ghost_perk1530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Dude had no regrets typing what he did. So why should we care about him?

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ghost_perk1530
      That's justifiable. He's no saint.

  • @sewd1289
    @sewd1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I was sitting here thinking "this guy doesn't actually seem salty, he hasn't insulted your team or anything and just seems a little annoyed from a loss streak" but boy that finale really made me eat my own words there, screw this guy for making me a little sympathetic, especially after that "gg"

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Especially since he seemed to kind of know how the game actually works compared to Charizard, Zacian, Arceus, 2nd Arceus, 3rd Arceus, and Ho-oh teams.
      I'm actually more surprised that he reacted that way than I am when it's with those legendary = better idiots.

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamingelementalist6725 Legendary DOES = Better are you actually stupid 💀💀💀

    • @kirstenkime8535
      @kirstenkime8535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got bullied for a bunch of battles then fought 2 more in the first one not even being able to hit his jarachi and the second when he finally got it then he just used glaceon

  • @MrJobocan
    @MrJobocan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Evil actions get 10 times the payback"
    Oh no, you'll have to fight a team of 10 Jirachis.

  • @Greenbilly7357
    @Greenbilly7357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4046

    Prisoner: what you in here for?
    Temp6t: using jirachi in pokemon showdown.

    • @AmateurEditz7
      @AmateurEditz7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He uses jirachi in every team xD

    • @AdrianoASGomes
      @AdrianoASGomes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Prisoner: * Runs to the other corner of the cell in panic *

    • @BlueCollaredK9
      @BlueCollaredK9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ngl this comment reminds me of that meme where this guy is going to prison and the judge say you are here for [some bad ass reason] the defendant says yes and the judge is like that's bad ass

    • @justakrabbe6130
      @justakrabbe6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DUDE WTF

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Hey! I wanna another cell! I just killed someone, this guy's fuckin' crazy!"

  • @SproingBoing
    @SproingBoing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3695

    The absolute irony that he's calling you out for Serene Grace Jirachi, yet he's running Poison Heal Gliscor with no offensive moves and elongating the match out of pure spite.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

    • @gavinfry9635
      @gavinfry9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@BLOODKINGbro hoping he'd run out of pp? idk if thats a factor in this version tho, never played it

    • @atomicmagicschoolbus6820
      @atomicmagicschoolbus6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Once out of PP it should just go to struggle which is only like a 40 power attack. Was really the only thing he had goin for him tho, if he was tryna baton pass, why not use pokemon with high hit low accuracy attacks and make the best out of the hone claws he was using.

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gavinfry9635 those moves don't have nearly enough pp to struggle stall basically a full team, so no

    • @chaocobojun2098
      @chaocobojun2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait did Glissy really have no damaging moves? What's the point of it then? How do you KO the opponent if you cant hit them? Maybe if it also knew toxic or something while stalling I would get it, but what is the point of having HP if you cant KO even with a full health monster?

  • @lucariorules1077
    @lucariorules1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Me during 75% of the video: “The video title seems kinda cruel, this challenger just seems naïve”
    Me during the last 25%: “…jail?”

    • @beef5010
      @beef5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The last 15 seconds: “…Covid???”

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@beef5010… to shreds you say!?

    • @DanteHizurotheLucario
      @DanteHizurotheLucario 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Villain arc joke here

  • @wyzerox7249
    @wyzerox7249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I can only imagine how embarrassed he will be when he finally finds this

  • @rafaelitodc2158
    @rafaelitodc2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2752

    "pokemon is supposed to be a fun game for all"
    Also him: "use jirachi again and i will find you"

    • @averagestupidguy327
      @averagestupidguy327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Also him: you should go to jail for that

    • @marks3684
      @marks3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Inb4 insta ban

    • @kish45
      @kish45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If he said that to me I would have said go right ahead and find me cause cowards like that don’t go through with they’re I will find you threats.

    • @playedit0ut290
      @playedit0ut290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Entitled people are often hypocrites.

    • @averylaible6312
      @averylaible6312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kish45 Any threats online are empty threats. They carry nothing behind them.

  • @RustedStar
    @RustedStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    "Finally a team I can win against"
    It was at that moment that he lost

    • @xthax9718
      @xthax9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @kenshih182
      @kenshih182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed

    • @applesaucemidget
      @applesaucemidget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That and maybe a little help from those buffs Jirachi clutched out of ancient power.

    • @jackmitchell633
      @jackmitchell633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean electric move into fairy when he has stab super effective sludge bomb, dude deserves to lose

    • @Unknownrandomdude
      @Unknownrandomdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Cena to cassidyblue2006: Are you sure about that

  • @kingdedetree2230
    @kingdedetree2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    In the second battle, I love how CROWNED started playing once Speal was sent out. Hearing that again brought back memories of countless hours of playing Return to Dreamland

  • @paladin4God
    @paladin4God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Like he kind of went full anime villain. Starts off with a relatable goal, then slowly spirals out until we reach the weird covid thing. Haha. Just step by step a descent into darkness

    • @MasterHand0001
      @MasterHand0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You plan on using Jirachi more? Even when you know the consequences?"
      Oh no, defeating you again and potentially more content, how horrible.

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    Man, I'd love to use jirachi on pokemon showdown, but then I remember about the possibility of jail time and I stop myself just in time.

    • @comrade7313
      @comrade7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Yeah you don't want to meet this guy in a dark alley with Jirachi!

    • @Notbatman374
      @Notbatman374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I know a guy who snorted jirachi then he dieded

    • @andrewa1415
      @andrewa1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't forget its "bullying" even those the other guy is harassing you and treating you but you'll get jail time because of a certain pokemon you use🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Aeirion
      @Aeirion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Understandable, I don't wanna face charges, buuuuuuuut...

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@andrewa1415
      I think the salty player took the Jirachi loss a little bit too personal on his side. I think temp6t has been dealing with a lot of people who act like this as if that this is normal.

  • @laBoogy
    @laBoogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    “Pokémon is supposed to be fun for all”
    *uses gliscor stall the entire time*
    “Positive actions get rewarded”
    *says opponent should get covid for playing game better than then*

    • @thinkbigger9625
      @thinkbigger9625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >playing game better than him
      Serene grace is about the most annoying ability in Showdown because it takes all control out of your hands. It forces rng to screw you over

    • @NotTheDragon837
      @NotTheDragon837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thinkbigger9625 you really trying to defend this toxic trash?? XD

    • @kanna3306
      @kanna3306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@NotTheDragon837 pretty sure its the toxic trash himself xdddd

    • @kurikuraconkuritas
      @kurikuraconkuritas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thinkbigger9625 bruh moment

    • @wesleywilcox8829
      @wesleywilcox8829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NotTheDragon837 I think he just doesn’t like it that’s all. P.S I try to give people who deserve it benefit of the doubt.

  • @raishuraikodou6519
    @raishuraikodou6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ''no one, and I mean no one wants to watch jirachi be a bitch''
    Meanwhile Im over here enjoying my breakfast while watching this man cry about rng with a smile

  • @45TRANSFORMERSFAN
    @45TRANSFORMERSFAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Positvity is rewarded. Negativity is 10x payback
    Seems to me he's getting ALL the payback for being ultra salty XD

  • @bennyshores8979
    @bennyshores8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Does pretty well using a team with no legendaries
    wants rematch using mostly legendaries
    does worse...

    • @tra12048
      @tra12048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Right? Then goes on to complain about how Jirachi is "cyber bullying" and deserves jail time... When Jirachi didn't even really do much that second battle lmao XD

    • @silverharvest753
      @silverharvest753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      To me, I think legendaries for most part are over rated and can just get one shot by many "lesser" mons due to glaring weaknesses. They are great for playthroughs, for competition easily exploitable.

    • @ttttttttttttttttt.
      @ttttttttttttttttt. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@silverharvest753 actually this is bottom ladder, people don't know how to use anything down there lol. id recommend watching top level ubers/ag so you can see how they can be properly used in singles + see what's good at that current time

    • @Gaelek13
      @Gaelek13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't know how he could lose with _Black Sludge Yveltal_ on his team. xD

    • @naipsiefilderussatser4067
      @naipsiefilderussatser4067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tra12048 dude is just using every shit excuse he could think lol

  • @joelb1477
    @joelb1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    This random guy legit said "Evil actions get 10x the payback" as he wishes temp6t's family gets Covid, I love the internet.

    • @Ryougi
      @Ryougi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      the amount of projecting that guy was doing was insane!

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love his hipocrisy

    • @skyblockiankurai3595
      @skyblockiankurai3595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When a lost kid starts to desperate... *shrugs

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your pfp! XD

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was really pressed! 🤣

  • @Timenaught
    @Timenaught 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy literally talked like an pokemon NPC: “I thought I was gonna win.”

  • @Bluuders
    @Bluuders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "Competetive pokemon tries to erase rng"
    Ah, yes. Trying to erase the entire core of the combat system. Everything is determined by rng in pokemon, from your moves' damage rolls and hit (if under 100%) to crits, speed ties, status application and even your pokemon's stats (which showdown does negate though)
    People really seem to forget that the entire game is based on rng. Literally.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If there was ever an RPG with no RNG it would literally be the most boring one possible. From DnD and Final Fantasy to every MMO in existence. If you could just mathematically determine advantage automatically there'd be no actual game involved. The CPU could determine the winner as soon as the game starts. It's ridiculous.

    • @darkfiredragon3410
      @darkfiredragon3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Added irony, they were playing AG

    • @asturias0267
      @asturias0267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even 100% accurate moves had a chance to miss in gen 1 due to a bug. You can even encounter the bug multiple times in a playthrough. Some moves also have a damage range where the damage value is decided by rng.

    • @Nikusarusan
      @Nikusarusan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      removing rng as much as possible is literally every competitive game ever

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "Positive actions get rewarded"
    Later
    "Maybe your family should get COVID-19 for this"
    Are any of these guys capable of self awareness?

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No

    • @tj013.
      @tj013. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They kids lol

    • @Gaelek13
      @Gaelek13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Not even later, but like _seconds later._

    • @ste9497
      @ste9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're gen z. Of course they're not

    • @argelramos03
      @argelramos03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They get salty when they lose. They get salty when they win as well......

  • @Tzzrt_Unbrkn
    @Tzzrt_Unbrkn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So when Pokemon showdown is hell, temp6t asks if he's being punished. Gets replied: "You are the punishment."

  • @ClawManV3
    @ClawManV3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy radiates the energy of a 12 year old trying to act tough and intimidating. His trainer sprite checks out.

  • @APJ000
    @APJ000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "Finally, a team I can win against"
    My guy has lost every match of the day and is about to get the cherry on top

  • @kobedepietro1044
    @kobedepietro1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    “Well Mr. Funnyman, is this how you get your sick kicks?!”
    “What, it’s just an ordinary Jirachi.”

    • @AFKei
      @AFKei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      *camera zooms in to show a sign that reads Iron Head Serene Grace*
      "OH MY GOODNESS-"

    • @halosky258
      @halosky258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "SQUIDWAAARRRD!"

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This comment thread is fucking perfection.

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@halosky258 I tried Mr. Plankton….

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AFKei GAMEFREAK!!!!!!

  • @bjlight1988
    @bjlight1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I cannot believe I missed a 70 accuracy move that my entire sweep hinged on"

  • @lemonadogirl4082
    @lemonadogirl4082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are the types of guys where I pray to see a "locked from talking" notice for them at the end lmao

  • @jdjenk04
    @jdjenk04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Cries that using Jirachi was making him suffer.
    Used substitute, protect, poison heal Gliscor to stall for 8 mins.

    • @SuperBeanSquad
      @SuperBeanSquad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The context makes it far worse.
      He used a substitute, protect, poison heal Gliscor to stall for 8 mins and a good chunk of that was done when he had no other Pokemon left and no attacking moves on said Gliscor. Literally stalling for the sake of stalling.

    • @maiteserres4306
      @maiteserres4306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walter día he Stalin for eight Mins

    • @berryAsda
      @berryAsda 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@SuperBeanSquadI must say, if the gliscor had an actual attack it may have turnes the tables, but no, it's just the support that works for nothing else

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "How is this thing so fast?"
    I guess someone forgot that Blaziken is actually quite slow (base speed 80) before the first Speed Boost... and that paralysis means half speed, which negates the +2.

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Base 80 isn't terribly slow

    • @niki75
      @niki75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Eminster But it's not exactly fast either. Base 80 is perfectly serviceable but it's gonna be outsped by a lot of mons 'till it gets a few boosts off

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@niki75 true

    • @DarkEinherjar
      @DarkEinherjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Eminster Base 80 is outsped by a lot of things and needs at least two boosts to safely avoid a Choice Scarf check/revenge killer.
      As the video showed, Zygarde's base 95 speed laughed at Blaziken.

    • @mrfr33b0i2
      @mrfr33b0i2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i remember back when 80 base was kinda fast lmao

  • @pokeymongo.person5268
    @pokeymongo.person5268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This a brand new level of toxic. Bro didn't just get mad, he wished death upon him and his lineage

  • @CJSpider10
    @CJSpider10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:28 mans actually put a special move on zamazenta 💀

  • @DanielC-vz7ki
    @DanielC-vz7ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Man, this guy really tried stalling for no reason with that gliscor like his parents life was on the line 💀

    • @mastercobragaming8780
      @mastercobragaming8780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Baton Pass, Protect, Substitute, and Hone Claws. Sounds like a stall since that battle took 77 turns. I don’t understand why you would use Substitute AND Protect. It doesn’t make sense to me

    • @guttaknight64
      @guttaknight64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And then have the audacity to complain about the Jirachi

    • @accentillia8116
      @accentillia8116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mastercobragaming8780??? Sub protect is a very common thing to stall lmao

    • @CreativeHandleOrSomething
      @CreativeHandleOrSomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mastercobragaming8780 i believe it's just for healing with Poison Heal

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right, like he had no chance of winning and was still determined to stall out just to waste time

  • @DrakeTheUglyBarnacle
    @DrakeTheUglyBarnacle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    How ironic for someone to call you a bully while being verbally abusive at the same time

    • @garciavazquezandres1518
      @garciavazquezandres1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Don't forget that he wished his family had COVID for losing in a Pokemon simulator

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's the classic online troll attitude. Bully others then bizarrely accuse THEM of being the aggressor.

    • @DietersYT
      @DietersYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like the people protesting Dave Chapelle. They get to be the victim and the bully at the same time.

    • @grayven123
      @grayven123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DietersYT Do you hear that? That is the sound of your shoe horn snapping.

    • @comrade7313
      @comrade7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DietersYT pOoR mIllIonaIrE cOmiC gEt bUlLiEd :(

  • @inferno7892
    @inferno7892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Finally a team I can win against."
    The entire team:and I took that personally

  • @DemonEmperorZ
    @DemonEmperorZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:08 Murkrow: I wear a mask with a smile
    Dragapult: Aauuuuggghhh

  • @matrixster6238
    @matrixster6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Legends say that Cassidy has 10x the bullies + covid from his actions in this video.

    • @xxgioxx7688
      @xxgioxx7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      man, COVID-190 must suck

    • @jakebowen6856
      @jakebowen6856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@xxgioxx7688 underrated reply.

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xxgioxx7688 This got me. Lol

    • @plugplugplugplug22
      @plugplugplugplug22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man,his grandgrandgrangdgrandgrandpa must have covid-19 now

  • @Dreamyzas
    @Dreamyzas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “How he is faster than my 2x Blaziken when paralyzed?”
    How do we tell him?

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      We don't. The brain capacity of the garish will never compute to actual common sense.

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Your times 2 speed blaziken is paralysed

    • @gremoryblues7566
      @gremoryblues7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      "How is he faster than my 2x Blaiziken when paralyzed ?
      - Exactly."

    • @Dark-Flame_Master
      @Dark-Flame_Master 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He answered his own question.

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dark-Flame_Master
      Oof paralyzed

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Cyber bullying isn’t bullying because it’s just on the internet”
    That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in a video game. 😂

  • @Lilly-fh7re
    @Lilly-fh7re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos are great, I love knowing that every member on temp’s team is either it’s own fun little box of doom, or will make something else a fun little box of doom

  • @Baldtolo
    @Baldtolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "This is Cyber Bullying"
    "I hope your family gets Covid"
    Yeah, and that is not Cyber bullying, right...

  • @kylereimatanguihan9731
    @kylereimatanguihan9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “Competitive tries to minimize rng as much as it can”
    Plays ag instead of ubers

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol the tier is literally called anything goes, the one tier with no rules

    • @shadowmcphantom
      @shadowmcphantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kittenchopper4646 anything goes has quite some rules. AG thats the place were really anything goes.

    • @kittenchopper4646
      @kittenchopper4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Shadow McPhantom lol ag means anything goes

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@shadowmcphantom tell me; what does AG stand for...?

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@echo_ironside8006
      Ambitious Games

  • @christopherkompar4016
    @christopherkompar4016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not sure how I stumbled across these videos, but watching you thrash toxic people has improved my quality of life. I hope you never stop. You're amazing, please keep it up!

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Competitive play"
    - The guy playing "anything goes"

  • @yikaii
    @yikaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    “Positive actions get rewarded, evil actions get 10x payback”
    +10000 credit score

    • @questrequested9171
      @questrequested9171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      also from the same guy: "Your family should get Covid-19 from this"

    • @faloughasch9239
      @faloughasch9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your pfp is wild. I'm watching this on phone and thought I had a hair stuck to it. Idk if that was your intention, but that's crazy to me

    • @davianvega1915
      @davianvega1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@faloughasch9239 Same

    • @francescopratesi7085
      @francescopratesi7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@faloughasch9239 Ditto (not the pokémon)

    • @lightterror3304
      @lightterror3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@faloughasch9239 damn i have dark mode on and im not going back seeing the new ui to youtube

  • @Skreydramon
    @Skreydramon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Using Jirachi = jail cause annoying af
    Using toxic orb, poison heal, substitute, protection, Gliscor = totally fine

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rules for thee, but not for me!

  • @dabe4411
    @dabe4411 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That opponent's entire life is just this little pokemon battle simulator omg it's so sad and funny at the same time. holy guacamole

  • @mr.somewhere1081
    @mr.somewhere1081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They are pissed of because Jirachi serene grace "is not fun" but they have a Gliscor poison heal with no ofensive moves LOL

  • @darkice.adrian2773
    @darkice.adrian2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "How is this thing so fast?"
    "Faster than my x2 Blaziken when paralyzed?"
    Read that sentence again and you'll understand

    • @all-starsilver1835
      @all-starsilver1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The mental gymnastics that guy must’ve been doing

    • @amiamagi
      @amiamagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So a 50% Zygarde is faster than a PRLYZ +2 Speed Blaziken.
      I am not surprised

    • @jakeheatley6383
      @jakeheatley6383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@amiamagi Zygarde's base speed is 95, and Blaziken's is 80. The +2 got cancelled by the paralysis.
      But yeah, this dude has no common sense.

  • @aceray9513
    @aceray9513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Cassidy: no one, and i mean no one wants to watch jirachi be a bitch
    Everyone watching this video: well, about that......

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair we aren't watching Jirarchi be a bitch, but there definitely is a little bitch in the video.

    • @peteybeckler4779
      @peteybeckler4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jirachi is the best, it doesn't deserve his abuse ;(

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DamienDarksideBlog OH GET HIM TO A HOSPTAL

    • @knownevildoer
      @knownevildoer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peteybeckler4779 jail time for you

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peteybeckler4779 me too. I like the little guy, and I don't even play pokemon.

  • @TheRobert2143
    @TheRobert2143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It sounds like you still wanna use Jirachi, huh? After I just told you the consequences?"
    Everyone, watch out. This is an internet threat. We should take it very seriously.

  • @raulthetorchic7324
    @raulthetorchic7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seal with sheer cold
    "You are in the presence of some intense wisdom right here"

  • @Nicholas-or7df
    @Nicholas-or7df 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Him: "If I found you using Jirachi again it won't be pretty"
    Also Him: *uses lots of good legendaries*

    • @acidicblade9449
      @acidicblade9449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no sword doggo so there’s at least that

  • @Silverlugia1256
    @Silverlugia1256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "It's a form of bullying" says the only guy who bullied

  • @yaboigalileo21
    @yaboigalileo21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro really tried to deliver and anime speech about using jirachi lmao

  • @shrikelet
    @shrikelet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm losing, therefore you are bullying me."
    I don't think this person understands how competition works.

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, when society tries to make it so everyone is a winner, you get young people with no ability to take losses gracefully.

  • @slob6679
    @slob6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Man said if your using jarachi , he’ll come find you, then talks about rng and how you should face jail , then plays victim because it’s bullying? Bro what.

    • @Helleuw123
      @Helleuw123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and he wishes covid-19 on his fam aswell,. he is the bully not temp

    • @VentureForward
      @VentureForward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is a professional troll. I just laugh at people like this. Can’t take pity on a sore loser who only cries victim when their feelings are hurt irrationally. People like this need to grow up.

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TFW the angry 12 yr old online tells me they're going to come find me, while I'm a mid-30s grown man whose main hobbies are training MMA and firearms.

  • @Chikien-me2df
    @Chikien-me2df 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Him: rachi isn't fun.
    Also him: plays in the tier that was made for players to have more fun than actual competitive battling

    • @kirbyknifeman2877
      @kirbyknifeman2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm you said the opposite

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kirbyknifeman2877
      Low Ladder AG is fun but if you want to go further than that, No.
      You can't survive High Ladder AG.

    • @Jeff_Biden
      @Jeff_Biden ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AG is the worst tier I've ever touched in my entire life, and this video is the most unfunny video I've ever seen.

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, low ladder AG I guess. But anywhere past 1400 elo is literally cancer. Tbh my Butterfree baton pass team + average meta stuff are the only things that survive up there and it's still pretty crazy for me at least

    • @BuvuUgug-dx8pt
      @BuvuUgug-dx8pt ปีที่แล้ว

      AG is the stupidest yet most fun tier I have ever played (especially with sturdy + counter + leftovers + stall and status)

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prisoner 1: Hey what are ya in for
    Prisoner 2: Murdering a baby, you?
    Prisoner 1: Using Jirachi on Pokémon Showdown
    Prisoner 2: *slowly moves away from prisoner 1*

  • @pspauloplayz4295
    @pspauloplayz4295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro really just said:
    "if you want to live a better life, don't go around making people suffer, trust me, postive actions get rewarded, evil actions get 10x payback"
    OVER A POKEMON BATTLE SIMULATOR

  • @APerson-ws4cw
    @APerson-ws4cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "pokemon is supposed to be a fun game for all"
    _Uses stall gliscor_

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uses stall -Gliscor-

    • @maid_of_heart3261
      @maid_of_heart3261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it was stall for the sake of stalling during most of that. Like... the lack of self awareness is astounding

    • @Luckrye
      @Luckrye ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skill issue, find a better wallbreaker

  • @rocketrabbit4510
    @rocketrabbit4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude put a Black Sludge on his Yveltal. And as far as we saw, without Trick. He's got to be having a rough day.

    • @_Invalid_
      @_Invalid_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the funniest thing in the video 💀

    • @LoganLoaded
      @LoganLoaded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh thank god. I was losing my mind trying to find the play I obviously must have missed for that to make sense, and none of the comments were addressing it.
      I was sure I was missing something.

    • @jaykhobrekar3619
      @jaykhobrekar3619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he wanted black glasses but clicked on black sludge

  • @YourFriendlyDemonHunter
    @YourFriendlyDemonHunter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how that guy was a mix between 20% being right and 80% being batshit crazy

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pokemon should be fun for all. I'm all. It should be fun for me."

  • @NovaEclipsor
    @NovaEclipsor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Finally a team I can win against"
    Famous last word

  • @williamsistrunk504
    @williamsistrunk504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    You using Jarchi isn't bullying. It is just how it should be.

    • @naipsiefilderussatser4067
      @naipsiefilderussatser4067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude is just using it as an excuse lol. Cant grow up and find counter instead lel XD HAHAHA

    • @joseescobar9751
      @joseescobar9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s character building

    • @jebooiii6462
      @jebooiii6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is Jirachi that OP even?

    • @utsuro9083
      @utsuro9083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jebooiii6462 Jirachi isnt totally op but he does have quite a strong combo, making it very difficult to battle against if you happen to have no direct counters

    • @thadjarvis9514
      @thadjarvis9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope jail

  • @Ciaranosp
    @Ciaranosp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "faster than my 2x blaziken while paralyzed?" Yes, I believe that is what we call a 1x blaziken

  • @isaacflo2
    @isaacflo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “aight bro ur weird” absolutely fucking destroyed ☠️☠️

  • @yyurls6492
    @yyurls6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like to imagine every toxic showdown player is in some secret cult that hates on Jirachi daily

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Noob: whines about competitive and RNG
    Also noob: plays in the meta that's literally called "ANYTHING GOES"
    🤔🤔🤔

  • @daveconchevsky7419
    @daveconchevsky7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these videos, man. Thanks for the great content.

  • @jaggedsigns3O11
    @jaggedsigns3O11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    its so tuff when i see the opponent make genuinely smart plays and its just not enough lol

  • @femkeyt2635
    @femkeyt2635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    PSA: Winning in an online game = cyberbullying, which we all know the repercussions should be one's entire family contracting Covid-19. The more you know.

  • @hungrytaco6879
    @hungrytaco6879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Remember people, Using Jirachi is by far the worst form of bullying

  • @martinsanchez1045
    @martinsanchez1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly I've never played an online match and don't really plan on it but your content is hilarious my dude keep up the spanking of these noobs hahaha

  • @ZorryStrange
    @ZorryStrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Listen up”
    Yeah totally wanna listen after that speech….

  • @dragonor0988
    @dragonor0988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Positve actions get rewarded "
    TELL THAT TO MY FUCKIN BOSS

    • @theKashConnoisseur
      @theKashConnoisseur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your boss: I haven't fired you, and you get paid. What more could you possibly want?

  • @discountchocolate4577
    @discountchocolate4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The player complaining about Jirachi being "no fun" to play against is in no position to do so after using that Gliscor set.

  • @migueldeleon5882
    @migueldeleon5882 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of braincells I lost seeing that interaction makes me lose even more hope for humanity

  • @movielover1503
    @movielover1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I felt that “aight bro ur weird” in my SOUL

  • @tranquangkhoa3178
    @tranquangkhoa3178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Competitive tries to minimize RNG as much as it can”
    Oh dear 3 times VGC champion could not possibly be running something like Twave Swagger Prankster Thundurus...right?

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminder that Thunder Wave got nerfed in response to this set

    • @JuukaRock
      @JuukaRock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also this kid is playing on a format literally called "ANYTHING GOES" instead of OU or Ubers.
      And he's using Baton Pass strats which was banned for being uncompetitive

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've had someone go "I'm going easy on you" when I was beating them.
    But then they started winning. Would an actual pro talk like that if they could've won from the start?

  • @DelphinSquared
    @DelphinSquared 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I survived an entire generation of Jirachi's para-flinches with no immunities.

  • @xJacex
    @xJacex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the most epic salt i have seen in most the videos I've watched of yours, I mean the sheer level of distorted reality mixed with backwards philosophy and splash of narcissism and hints of pretentious assclown make this loss the best one I've seen. The quality and form are stupendous.

  • @luckyman64
    @luckyman64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ah yes, wishing harm upon someone else and threatening them because they were "bullying" you by using Jirachi.

  • @breaddan8210
    @breaddan8210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Opponent: I’m not winning, so therefore you are cyber bullying me.
    itempt: ok bro.

  • @keydey9406
    @keydey9406 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude this has to be the best video this channel has posted

  • @zercklay1850
    @zercklay1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "it's a form of bullying"
    *Is literally commiting bullying*

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Damn, from 10 subs to almost 280k in a day? Incredible

    • @WisteriaBerlitz
      @WisteriaBerlitz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People really love Jirachi it seems

  • @guttaknight64
    @guttaknight64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    *Imagine wishing Covid on someone’s family over a damn fictional creature*

    • @wuguxiandi9413
      @wuguxiandi9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, people have started wars over fictional creatures, so this shouldn't surprise anyone.

    • @mariolorenzo5010
      @mariolorenzo5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wuguxiandi9413...
      what?

    • @wuguxiandi9413
      @wuguxiandi9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mariolorenzo5010 religion

    • @mariolorenzo5010
      @mariolorenzo5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wuguxiandi9413 oh

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wuguxiandi9413 yikes.

  • @Iregretmyoldname
    @Iregretmyoldname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was definitely the kid that would change hide and seek rules. Then when everyone didn't want to play with him anymore he would cry and scream.

  • @Reign_Smith
    @Reign_Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'm glad I caught this vid. It's excessively amusing to me the jirachi hate as jirachi is mine and my little girls favorite mon. Lmao also, when crits and status work entirely off rng you don't get to cry about increasing the rng odds. Lol

    • @questrequested9171
      @questrequested9171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      not only that, the second game Jirachi wasnt even much of a problem for him, still he blames his loss on Jirachi...

    • @oodogla
      @oodogla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like Jirachi

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jirachi is a fine lad, it deserves all the love it can get. The only "cute legendary" that I think is better than him is Victini, but Jirachi is pretty nice

  • @t-greenrock404
    @t-greenrock404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To be fair, I can think of few people that wouldn’t get pissed at paraflinch Jirachi. But this dude just took it to a whole nother level

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude admitted how he couldn’t win at the start, you can’t expect too much from him.

  • @narutorasengan313
    @narutorasengan313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just randomly found your channel and it's very entertaining lol 😂

  • @Gaelek13
    @Gaelek13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I don't understand what it proves to lose to a gimmick team with a regular team...only to demand a rematch and smash it with Ubers (even if in this instance the fool somehow performed even worse, probably due to sheer arrogance).
    Like, good for you, you beat my fucking Murkrow and Spheal with _Arceus and Yveltal._ Bravo and good for you. xD

  • @jonassteinbach2673
    @jonassteinbach2673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "If u want to live a better life, dont go around making people suffer"
    2 seconds later
    "Maybe your family should get covid-19 for this?"
    Wow. Dude has the character consistency of Game of Thrones S8.

    • @Vic_Chaos_
      @Vic_Chaos_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jonas Steinbach yes but actually no. Daenerys was always a tyrant. I can't believe how blind people are to this.

    • @SuperBeanSquad
      @SuperBeanSquad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Vic_Chaos_ Yeah cool, except no, she absolutely wasn't. She was ruthless in her punishments but never involved unaffiliated innocents. Outright massacring scores of the common folk and burning down a city that she intended to rule instead of just quickly popping over to the Red Keep to capture or kill her actual enemy, namely Cersei, is not something pre-season 8 Dany would have done.

  • @jeronimoroldan2677
    @jeronimoroldan2677 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me encanta como Temp llego a un punto de pensar que lo estaba haciendo aproposito para un video, pero cuando al final se da cuenta que no estoy seguro que quedo con una cara de 😐 despues.

  • @iamkuroki
    @iamkuroki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah the classic rematch with mostly legendaries strat
    When, when will people learn..

  • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
    @EvilMastermindOfDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This really just oozes the energy of a 15 year old

    • @MontyEggman
      @MontyEggman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A 15-year old that acts more like a 2-year old, to be more precise.

    • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
      @EvilMastermindOfDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah this is spot on 15 year old

    • @kirbyknifeman2877
      @kirbyknifeman2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah probably 7-9 year old cuz 15 year olds would probably rage quit lol
      (From my own experience as when i lose a lot i resign and quit the game lol)
      But tbf ig his mental development is low cuz age is physical.

    • @jirachido3997
      @jirachido3997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, its like a 5 Year Old

    • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
      @EvilMastermindOfDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wholeheartedly assure you. This is peak 15 year old. We've all been there. Or will be there. Or are currently there.