quite silly since the catholic church is now totally leftist. the pope reunited with "future" (candidates) and current left presidents on latin america and pretty much told so to all in latin america that if you arent leftist you are not welcome anymore on the catholic church.
Amazing. To think that I found this channel when he was a hippie making fun of the other granola gurus, and now he's a MAGA, making fun of the other Q-spiracists. Truly the circle of life.
That's pretty close to what happened to me when I told my super lefty parents that I had become a christian when in college. My parents said they were going to disown me, that I was brainwashed and it was a phase. They would cringe at the name of Jesus and raised us to be atheist. Well, nearly 35 years later, I can say for sure, it wasn't a phase. Hahahahaha
As someone who is a Christian with liberal parents, this is too accurate. "I don't hate anybody! Peace and love! Fuck your religion." Shouted my very open minded parents.
Except that ISN'T how liberals work... Liberals do not expect people to change their views. Liberals change people's views with good conversations, facts and evidence about what is happening in the world. It's sad that people create content like this as if it's actually liberal speaking and not a right-wing hive mind with an agenda called making money.
Yeah this is bullshit, Christianity does not mean that you don’t believe in climate change even the Bible talks about men that would ruin the earth at Revelation 11:18 18 And the nations were enraged, and Your wrath came, and the time came for the dead to be judged, and the time to [a]reward Your bond-servants the prophets and the [b]saints and those who fear Your name, the small and the great, and to destroy those who destroy the earth.”
"Go to college, get a good indoctrination, find a nice young man, get him pregnant, abort the baby"......... You NEVER disappoint J.P. I'm freakin ROLLIN here.
God more specifically said: "If they did this in a green tree , what shall be done in the dry?" Luke 23:31 Which refers to the actions of the church leaders. It speaks volumes on what the Church of America is doing right now. All of these mega churches and televangelists selling faith as if it's a fast pass to heaven. Things are a LOT worse than they were in Jesus' time... Though to continue with the OG commenters quote: "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. [19] If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you." John 15:18-19 KJV The new testament, specifically the gospels (first four books of the NT), are very clear that the Christian lifestyle is hard and that very few "Christians" will make it into heaven. The Bible makes it very clear that the Christian path is not for the weak. God bless you and have a great day
@@bczarrockbeast6264 And they will realize it was only possible by the grace of God since, obviously, we were too dumb to have made it on our own. God Bless.
This happened to me when I became a Christian as a teenager- my tolerant father was very upset and accused me of cannibalism because of holy communion. It was a curious time for me. I was raised as an atheist.
Ok so Jesus is the word so when he said to eat his flesh and drink his blood he was simply telling them to read and study the New Testament in remembrance of him . Just like every other place in the Bible where someone is told to eat a scroll. Read it and study it. It’s a parable.
No its definitely more than just a parable knowing that they did actually eat unleavened bread and drink wine, but yes it can be interpreted as a message@user-yu6zg3ey1k
@@Neven-e7t I believe it had a dual meaning. That it was symbolic. The word is a description used for yeshua. He was the word. In multiple other places within the Bible prophets are told to eat scrolls. To eat the word. I believe this should be understood in the same manner.
@@Pegarexucorn Last time I checked: being raised into Christianity, or any religion for that manner, isn't being mandated by the government, unlike a certain other social movement. But sure: Let's pretend that what you just said is not a false equivalency.
You can never tell that with cuts and different camera angles. Cuts are used to hide mistakes all the time. They both could have burst out laughing a dozen times.
I had the same thing happen to a close friend of mine, he did do it about a month before he left to college so there was not to much heat in the house.
Generalization, every family in my small town is liberal, however they never miss church, not once. Republicans don’t wanna be generalized however all they do to the left is just make assumptions because of how some of them act, and don’t get me wrong I’m an Independent however this video was just weird.
There are no other religions, but one God, and only One Way to Him, through Jesus Christ. Catholic will never get you to heaven, but Jesus can, and will, if you let go of churches created by men and follow Jesus wholeheartedly.
Try being an atheist in a Christian household. It’s not as easy when you are constantly told you are going to go to hell if you don’t worship some genocidal tribal war god.
I experienced something astonishingly similair to this when my mom found out I wasn't blindly following the cult of the left anymore. She couldn't believe it.
goes both ways honestly. There are groups out there for newly atheists that have been ostracized and cut off from their religous friends and familys when they told them they no longer believe.
@@medarby3066 agree on what? that its messed up to ostracize a family member or close friend simply because of a particular belief? Yes i agree thats messed up and would presume JP does also yet he made it a point in the video, so whats the problem that i did the same?
And that will be a pretty rare occurrence, considering. “The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.” (Luke 12:53)
Ye what were you save from? Why would your dad have a bad reaction to someone saving you? Not a nice dad. Glad for whoever it was that saved your life. They are a hero but would love to know more if it's not a hard story to tell.
@@TheLMBLucas LOL in some cases, yes! I like that joke about the father putting a Bible, a gun, and $1000 on the table to see what his son would pick up. If he picked up a Bible he'd be a preacher. If he picked up the gun he'd be a criminal. If he picked up the money he'd be a banker. Then the boy came along and picked up all three - he was going to be a politician 😉
I mean in the fact that it IS actually a social construct.. WE decided, as a society, what to call it when it is snowy and cold that makes it a social construct.....
In the beginning, God made everything perfect without death of any kind, and He made Adam and Eve to enjoy fellowship with Him, however, they chose to rebel against Him, and that is called sin and the penalty for sin is death. Since everyone of us have sinned and are not able to share GOD'S divine glory and perfectness, the wages of sin is death. But CHRIST JESUS [God in human form] came, and He sacrificed Himself for our sins, died, and rose again so would could be saved, justified, and made right with God. (romans 6:23). The good news is that there is forgiveness of sins and salvation in CHRIST, and that through JESUS CHRIST alone, we can be saved from the wrath of GOD.
II Timothy 3:14-15 "But you must continue in the things which you have learned and been assured of, knowing from whom you have learned them, and that from childhood you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus."
Only Jesus can give true happiness! Jesus is the way the truth and the life! He’s God!. Not only did the followers of Jesus claim he was crucified, but even the enemies of Christianity. The great Jewish historian Josephus taught the crucifixion happened. Did he believe the Christians? No. They had no status. He believed the Jewish leaders who were also witnesses to the crucifixion. Also the great Roman historian Tacitus recorded that the crucifixion of Jesus really happened. No, he did not believe the Christian accounts either. He believed Pilate and the other Roman eyewitnesses. The resurrection is also well attested. No liar would record that a woman was the first witness to the resurrection , for they had no status then. When the disciples proclaimed that Jesus was risen, all the authorities had to do was to produce the body, and Christianity would have died then. They did not only because they could not.
as an atheist i prefer to be around people who belive in a god that love us then people who belive the entire world is a result of racism , hate and homophobia and it's all your fault. part of the reasons i don't belive in god is because i find a great interest in evolution . it make me rage everytime a woke says that "biological sex doesn't exist" or that simply being born white give you "racist genes" , this information is totally agianst evolution and modern genetics , and they use it to pramote hate towerds these concepts even among reasenoble people . I salute you christians - the enemy of my enemy is a friend .
@@For-10-years-at-least don't forget to point that they're the countries with the highest suicide rates, mass shootings , high consumption of antidepression pills and abuse of drugs
I got into an argument with someone online. I asked to pray for him or her (or it, idk) and they legitimately got offended and asked me not to. These people are weird
““Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person’s enemies will be those of his own household.” Matthew 10:34-36
Islam is a religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus, We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus, We Muslims Believes that Jesus is the Christ, We Muslims Believes that Jesus will Come Again to this World, Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah, Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me” Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel, ----------------------- *Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️ ----------------------- "My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28] “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17] “Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29] “Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39] “Jesus said, “My teaching is not my own, It comes from the one who has sent me.” [John 7:16] “I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30] “The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11] --------------------- *The Coming Of Prophet Muhammad In Bible* --------------------- “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14] --------------------- *Allah Clears About Jesus* --------------------- [Quran:- 5:72]:- “Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." [Quran:- 19:30]:- “Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.” [Quran:- 4:171]:- “Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: --------------------
@@HasanUnknown Disse-lhes Jesus: Em verdade, em verdade vos digo que antes que Abraão existisse, eu sou. (João 8:58) No princípio era o Verbo, e o Verbo estava com Deus, e o Verbo era Deus. Ele estava no princípio com Deus. Todas as coisas foram feitas por ele, e sem ele nada do que foi feito se fez. (João 1:1-3) Essas supostas falas de Jesus do Alcorão que você citou são falsas, foram escritas muito tempo depois de Jesus e dos apóstolos. Os apóstolos é quem escreveram e pregaram sobre Jesus e o próprio Senhor os escolheu a dedo, porque duvidar se o próprio Cristo os escolheu? Pois também eu te digo que tu és Pedro, e sobre esta pedra edificarei a minha igreja, e as portas do inferno não prevalecerão contra ela; (Mateus 16: 18)
JP really outdid himself this time. Not only is he playing all the characters seamlessly as usual, but also somehow when he plays the daughter he's manages to look exactly like Ben Shapiro. Amazing nuanced subtext there.
Yeah. My parents were "disappointed" in my Christianity. I told them that since I don't say ugly things about their atheism, I would like to be given the same respect. Now they just pretend I never said anything.
Yeah its ironic they mock us as a Christian but yet we don’t openly mock them as a atheist and go onto their youtube channels and ridicule what they believe in
“I can’t wait to find out what I am” is so subtle yet precious! Letting an actual social construct to you who you are! Such a leftist world view. I just can’t believe he/they/we/none/marble doesn’t focus on being white and therefore, racist first and foremost.
Unless you’re in a country that literally persecutes Christians, such as North Korea, I have to disagree. It is literally insulting to the Christians who are literally dying for their faith that it’s remotely “difficult” to be Christian in say the US.
As a Ukrainian, I can confirm that people that these kinds of people REALLY REALLY help with our war effort. Without their self-idenfied help we would have collapsed long ago, and for that, I will be eternally thankful. I will now accept Greta as my lord and saviour because of the INCREDIBLE help we have received from them!!1!!1!
(im H's son) im a left wing person, and tbh you should get off whatever your on ASAP. that is only true if an entire household was on something or something.
@@hillbillyboyDakota: She has a channel called "The Comments Section" and is part of The Daily Wire team. Besides political stuff, she has videos like the funny one she recently released, featuring Matt Walsh, about learning how to fish 🐟🐠🐟
@@joebejjani3579"Therefore, everyone who will acknowledge Me before men, I will also acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. 33 But whoever denies Me before men, I will also deny him before My Father in heaven. " Matthew 10:32-33 HCSB
A pirate didn't remove it it just comes with combat except the eye patch that was used to get one eye used to the dark so they would enter and are inside the ships deck they can see instead of being blinded by the darkness and get stabbed
As opposed to all those right wing "christians" who SAY they are christian and love jesus, and they are the most toxic, unforgiving, unaccepting people bar none.
what's so funny? Perversion, films like this make light of the subject, reality is the moment someone becomes an actual believer there's no fear in them, and Christ demands they walk away from all wickedness! but to be aware of his judgement,
While this is really funny, this actually happened to me my father doesn't talk to me anymore and my mom tells me to shut up (but this is actually really 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
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quite silly since the catholic church is now totally leftist. the pope reunited with "future" (candidates) and current left presidents on latin america and pretty much told so to all in latin america that if you arent leftist you are not welcome anymore on the catholic church.
i love both of your channels this was hillarious
Where's the wife, she hasn't been on for a while. It was always fun watching you two go at it.
Amazing. To think that I found this channel when he was a hippie making fun of the other granola gurus, and now he's a MAGA, making fun of the other Q-spiracists. Truly the circle of life.
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This was SO much fun. Thanks for having me! 😊
You were awesome 👏 ❤ I don’t even know you can act 😅
Are you really a Christian?
New born Christian
@@kittenhookerShe started out as an actor as a kid actually lol
Great crossover episode!
"Tolerance is my number one virtue signal."
Brilliant.
That had me rolling.
"Ohhh i think i need another booster" lol ....i died, was perfect! Lol
And cute as a button!!
That is soo funny.
I keep chuckling just thinking about it.
So much virtue signaling, so little virtue.
That's pretty close to what happened to me when I told my super lefty parents that I had become a christian when in college. My parents said they were going to disown me, that I was brainwashed and it was a phase. They would cringe at the name of Jesus and raised us to be atheist. Well, nearly 35 years later, I can say for sure, it wasn't a phase. Hahahahaha
That's so cool! It's impressive that God reached out to you and you accepted Him regardless of your upbringing. You have a really inspiring testimony!
That is awesome your Christian!
Very interesting . Hopefully your parents are not atheists any longer?
Praise God.
God bless you
As someone who is a Christian with liberal parents, this is too accurate. "I don't hate anybody! Peace and love! Fuck your religion." Shouted my very open minded parents.
sounds about right
Best of luck to you, I hope they find the truth.
Please watch your language…
Wait, they said that? Oh boy. That’s bad.
Keep praying for them, plant the seeds and never push. Just every once in a while use real world examples and questions that might open the door
“Find a man, get him pregnant, abort the baby”
Pure genius.
I was like... Wait what hahahaha
I got the joke, but I still had to listen to that 3 times to make sure I heard it right! :)
Went to to comment and laugh at this line. Brilliant😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yup ha..haha
I now want a T-shirt that says “Tolerance means you only accept people who agree with everything you think and do”
Another t-shirt. Go to college, get a good indoctrination.
@@judybrannen hahah
@Marta Bachynsky
Are you hair stylists? 🤔
Just joking !!! 😂😂😂
Honestly they need this merch
Except that ISN'T how liberals work...
Liberals do not expect people to change their views. Liberals change people's views with good conversations, facts and evidence about what is happening in the world.
It's sad that people create content like this as if it's actually liberal speaking and not a right-wing hive mind with an agenda called making money.
“We’re all gonna be underwater 6 years ago and it’s your fault!”
Underrated line💀💀
For real. But the meowing at the end is something special.
Broooo missed that hahahaha
Time is a social construct.
Missing the "just like Greta Thunburg said".
"How DARE you???!" 😅😅😅😅
"Let's go pray for your mother." That ending was PERFECT.
True
it sent me laughing hysterically
😂😂😂
Yeah this is bullshit, Christianity does not mean that you don’t believe in climate change even the Bible talks about men that would ruin the earth at Revelation 11:18
18 And the nations were enraged, and Your wrath came, and the time came for the dead to be judged, and the time to [a]reward Your bond-servants the prophets and the [b]saints and those who fear Your name, the small and the great, and to destroy those who destroy the earth.”
"Tolerance is my #1 virtue signal"
That's such a great line
@Mark Stonewall its not for children
@Mark Stonewall TH-cam Kids is for children. This isn't TH-cam Kids.
I see the tolerance of virtue signaling done well here.
"Go to college, get a good indoctrination, find a nice young man, get him pregnant, abort the baby"......... You NEVER disappoint J.P. I'm freakin ROLLIN here.
I came out as Christian to my parents a year ago and they raised me gender neutral… this is almost exactly how it went.
im so sorry
i want to hear your story! :)
I’m so sorry 😢
You've been through a lot I guess. Would love to hear your testimony.
Wait are you serious?
If parent like to
disown you, its a blessing in disguise
parents who are themselves various genders/identities in disguise...
As Jesus said “If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first.”
oh… I didnt know that was a verse. You live and you learn. Thank you for the insight (I meant that genuinely, pls dont mistake for hate 🥺)
W cheifBeegee @@yallehemee460 🍷🗿
you too btw@@yallehemee460
Amen
God more specifically said: "If they did this in a green tree , what shall be done in the dry?" Luke 23:31
Which refers to the actions of the church leaders. It speaks volumes on what the Church of America is doing right now. All of these mega churches and televangelists selling faith as if it's a fast pass to heaven. Things are a LOT worse than they were in Jesus' time...
Though to continue with the OG commenters quote:
"If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. [19] If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you." John 15:18-19 KJV
The new testament, specifically the gospels (first four books of the NT), are very clear that the Christian lifestyle is hard and that very few "Christians" will make it into heaven. The Bible makes it very clear that the Christian path is not for the weak.
God bless you and have a great day
Some days I think I'm surrounded by idiots. Other days I realize it's not just some days.
😎 Indeed
That was awesome!
JP and Brett are not idiots 🙂
Someday people will look back and wonder how people like us even lived in a world like this.
@@bczarrockbeast6264 And they will realize it was only possible by the grace of God since, obviously, we were too dumb to have made it on our own. God Bless.
"I identify as a cat now."
"Let's go pray for your mother."
Great punch line.
After I find my litter box!
Birthing person 😂
What IS wrong with identifying as a cat? Just as long as Cat Nip is legal!
Every liberal woman I've met owns a cat. Lol it's so on point.
This happened to me when I became a Christian as a teenager- my tolerant father was very upset and accused me of cannibalism because of holy communion. It was a curious time for me. I was raised as an atheist.
should have accused him of supporting pedos
Ok so Jesus is the word so when he said to eat his flesh and drink his blood he was simply telling them to read and study the New Testament in remembrance of him . Just like every other place in the Bible where someone is told to eat a scroll. Read it and study it. It’s a parable.
@@MelindaSmith-y6g The language relates to a spiritual reality. Jesus is word and the word is the Logos. Holy Communion is taken spiritually.
No its definitely more than just a parable knowing that they did actually eat unleavened bread and drink wine, but yes it can be interpreted as a message@user-yu6zg3ey1k
@@Neven-e7t I believe it had a dual meaning. That it was symbolic. The word is a description used for yeshua. He was the word. In multiple other places within the Bible prophets are told to eat scrolls. To eat the word. I believe this should be understood in the same manner.
"Grow up, go to college, get a good indoctrination"
Truth in satire.
No lies detected. Most leftist funded the education system for indoctrination. 🤦
But where's the satire in that?
More like truth in truth
it's funny to hear people whine about indoctrination while being christain. oh the irony
@@PegarexucornAww, bless your heart.
@@Pegarexucorn Last time I checked: being raised into Christianity, or any religion for that manner, isn't being mandated by the government, unlike a certain other social movement.
But sure: Let's pretend that what you just said is not a false equivalency.
"Find a nice young man and get them pregnant"
Got me 💀
LOL then he said "abort the baby" 😂
Same!!!
I didnt even notice that till just now
"...meet a nice young man, get him pregnant, and abort the baby..."
@Mark Stonewall thank you
“Tolerance is my number one virtue signal. “😂😂😂
I died when he added "signal" 😂
I can't tolerate people selling magnesium unless they say we're suffering from insomnia
*"If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you."*
- Jesus Christ
John 15:18
@@nash6568 Wait can u explain why it sounds like bragging?
@@nash6568even if, I think he earned it, no!? 😂
@@marcelbelleville5751Humanity earned that suffering. Jesus did not and yet he took on our burden. That is something to be joyous about!
It's also possible that people disagree with you because you're just completely wrong
@@jiajiey they can't explain, lol. Because their arguments are based on weak grounds.
Not the collaboration we deserve but the collaboration we needed
W pfp and W sentence
She should have said "I was reborn this way."😁👍
🎯⛪🎯
Better yet, I was Born Again this way!
Yes!
Agreed to "born again this way."
The one note I had!
We are not born Christians.
We are born into sin and through Christ are saved.
Kudos to Brett for being able to maintain a straight face throughout all of this
She is an actor
Probably did multiple takes
Well she was an actor until like her late teens
trained actresss he did pretty well
You can never tell that with cuts and different camera angles. Cuts are used to hide mistakes all the time. They both could have burst out laughing a dozen times.
I came out as Catholic Christian to my parents, and this is about how well it went. So good to see Brett on the show!
I had the same thing happen to a close friend of mine, he did do it about a month before he left to college so there was not to much heat in the house.
Generalization, every family in my small town is liberal, however they never miss church, not once. Republicans don’t wanna be generalized however all they do to the left is just make assumptions because of how some of them act, and don’t get me wrong I’m an Independent however this video was just weird.
There are no other religions, but one God, and only One Way to Him, through Jesus Christ. Catholic will never get you to heaven, but Jesus can, and will, if you let go of churches created by men and follow Jesus wholeheartedly.
@@josephtsumba750 uh... what? The Nicaean creed is believed by all denominations of Christians
So it was mildly awkward for a few minutes, then they decided they still loved you and joined you in prayer? Yeah, sounds tough.
"meet a guy, get him pregnant and have abortion." - This is one of the best ever. So good!
this is amazing, I burst out laughing when the mother was crying and just randomly spouted "i stand with ukraine😭"
Lol fr
Most of the trans-cats I've come across stand with Ukraine.
and another booster
Me too....😂😂😂... I rewinded it like 7 times just to listen to that part again
😂😂
Her moms 19th gender reveal party for herself.. this is truly golden 😂😂
The scariest thing is that a post birth gender reveal party might be true.
I'm pretty sure they already have happened
While prepping balloons for a clown show 😂 absolutely genius.
Like that old Rolling Stones song, "19th Nervous Breakdown."
I saw a sign at a lefty rally the other day that said "Stop Gender Reveals!"
Holy smokes - these people are nuts!
While this is an exaggeration, it does feel weird to be a Conservative Christian in a Liberal household.
It wasn't that much of an exaggeration. This was pretty much an antichrist parental reaction.
Try being an atheist in a Christian household. It’s not as easy when you are constantly told you are going to go to hell if you don’t worship some genocidal tribal war god.
I experienced something astonishingly similair to this when my mom found out I wasn't blindly following the cult of the left anymore. She couldn't believe it.
Liberty always win
goes both ways honestly. There are groups out there for newly atheists that have been ostracized and cut off from their religous friends and familys when they told them they no longer believe.
@@h91rex100 yes but didn't we already agree that's messed up?
@@medarby3066 agree on what? that its messed up to ostracize a family member or close friend simply because of a particular belief? Yes i agree thats messed up and would presume JP does also yet he made it a point in the video, so whats the problem that i did the same?
these are interesting situations, id really love to see this. So absurd
The whole skit was funny, but I loved the uplifting moment that the Dad wanted to pray with her.
❤
Yess!!!
And that will be a pretty rare occurrence, considering.
“The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.” (Luke 12:53)
Brett’s resurrecting her acting career. Bravo 👏 🎉
😂 was she an actress before?
@@DaniloSantosVieira yeah actually
@@fufericastudios9595 What was she in? I have no idea
@@maxxcarver5502 I love you Brett Cooper?
@@theshadow9482 never heard of it. tv show??
My step-dad said I was going through a phase when I got saved at a Young Life camp in 1971. Still in that phase. 😊😅
saved from what?
Ye what were you save from?
Why would your dad have a bad reaction to someone saving you?
Not a nice dad.
Glad for whoever it was that saved your life. They are a hero but would love to know more if it's not a hard story to tell.
@@HumbleBee123 I think they mean saved through Jesus.
@@dr.deranged5577 who is jesus saving him from?
@@HumbleBee123 From sin, like loving the lord and all that and wanting to repent
I remember when my husband told his parents he was going to become a preacher. They reacted like he was an axe murderer.
For real. The freaked out?
Wow good husband.
Irony filled parents.
Their boy did not turn out like their parents!
well, as a non liberal (liberal hater even), I'd have to say that it still is like one step below of being an axe murderer 😂
@@TheLMBLucas LOL in some cases, yes! I like that joke about the father putting a Bible, a gun, and $1000 on the table to see what his son would pick up. If he picked up a Bible he'd be a preacher. If he picked up the gun he'd be a criminal. If he picked up the money he'd be a banker. Then the boy came along and picked up all three - he was going to be a politician 😉
@@val1224 Crazy how that applies for most of the almost 200 countries in the world lol
19th gender reveal "I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT I AM!" 😂 Super awesome to see JP AND Brett in the same video!
“Get him pregnant, abort the baby”. I lost it. 😂😂
Took a second “get HIM pregnant” 😂
"You know your mother thinks summer is a social construct..."
This line is genius, among all the many other genius lines JP writes!
I mean in the fact that it IS actually a social construct.. WE decided, as a society, what to call it when it is snowy and cold that makes it a social construct.....
2023 - it is now brave to come out as a Christian!!!! Mind blowing!
That's how pendulums work... the harder they swing to one side, the harder they will eventually swing to the other.
In the beginning, God made everything perfect without death of any kind, and He made Adam and Eve to enjoy fellowship with Him, however, they chose to rebel against Him, and that is called sin and the penalty for sin is death. Since everyone of us have sinned and are not able to share GOD'S divine glory and perfectness, the wages of sin is death. But CHRIST JESUS [God in human form] came, and He sacrificed Himself for our sins, died, and rose again so would could be saved, justified, and made right with God. (romans 6:23). The good news is that there is forgiveness of sins and salvation in CHRIST, and that through JESUS CHRIST alone, we can be saved from the wrath of GOD.
And stupid too
No it literally isn't
it is the biggest religion in the world , and I think the second fastest growing religion in the world after islam
II Timothy 3:14-15 "But you must continue in the things which you have learned and been assured of, knowing from whom you have learned them, and that from childhood you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus."
"and shes the happiest person i know"
proceeds to cry and sob uncontrollably
Only Jesus can give true happiness! Jesus is the way the truth and the life! He’s God!. Not only did the followers of Jesus claim he was crucified, but even the enemies of Christianity. The great Jewish historian Josephus taught the crucifixion happened. Did he believe the Christians? No. They had no status. He believed the Jewish leaders who were also witnesses to the crucifixion. Also the great Roman historian Tacitus recorded that the crucifixion of Jesus really happened. No, he did not believe the Christian accounts either. He believed Pilate and the other Roman eyewitnesses.
The resurrection is also well attested. No liar would record that a woman was the first witness to the resurrection , for they had no status then. When the disciples proclaimed that Jesus was risen, all the authorities had to do was to produce the body, and Christianity would have died then. They did not only because they could not.
as an atheist i prefer to be around people who belive in a god that love us then people who belive the entire world is a result of racism , hate and homophobia and it's all your fault. part of the reasons i don't belive in god is because i find a great interest in evolution . it make me rage everytime a woke says that "biological sex doesn't exist" or that simply being born white give you "racist genes" , this information is totally agianst evolution and modern genetics , and they use it to pramote hate towerds these concepts even among reasenoble people .
I salute you christians - the enemy of my enemy is a friend .
@@thepsychedelicaxolotle5020 evolution isn’t inherently against Christianity. Maybe macro evolution but even then that’s one thing
I mean the most prosperous safest countries are becoming more and more atheist
@@For-10-years-at-least don't forget to point that they're the countries with the highest suicide rates, mass shootings , high consumption of antidepression pills and abuse of drugs
This man cares about our souls, our entertainment and our health. Thank you for being you man🙏🏽
This!
I got into an argument with someone online. I asked to pray for him or her (or it, idk) and they legitimately got offended and asked me not to. These people are weird
"Ya know, grow up, go to college, get a good indoctrination..." Best line. 🤣
Lol I feel like ever time people at my school learn I’m Christian it’s like I’m coming out 😂 this is so accurate.
We truly live in a society
Keep the faith brother 🙏🏽 ✝️
Being religious is like a crime these days
I go to a catholic school so practically everyone is christian including the teachers, the thing is in my case I'm protestant not catholic.
I've been on both sides and it's much harder being an atheist
Whoever is playing the mom is doing such a good job!
She's a great actress!
😂
Easy on the eyes too
How dare you define her gender? It's an acting person. 😅
@@DoomSplitta hahahah 🤣
@@mediocreman2 how dare you identify her as a person, she or he is a cat.
THE PORTABLE KARL MARX - I Can'ttt 🤣🤣
““Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a person’s enemies will be those of his own household.”
Matthew 10:34-36
Amen
He sure wasn’t lying. Amen!
Brett’s superb professional acting mixed with JPs over exaggerated satire is amazing 😂
so good his satire works perfect for the lib dad
She outshined him for sure
Islam is a religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus,
We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus,
We Muslims Believes that Jesus is the Christ,
We Muslims Believes that Jesus will Come Again to this World,
Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah,
Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me”
Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel,
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*Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️
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"My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28]
“I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17]
“Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29]
“Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39]
“Jesus said, “My teaching is not my own,
It comes from the one who has sent me.”
[John 7:16]
“I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30]
“The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11]
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*The Coming Of Prophet Muhammad In Bible*
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“I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14]
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*Allah Clears About Jesus*
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[Quran:- 5:72]:-
“Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord."
[Quran:- 19:30]:-
“Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.”
[Quran:- 4:171]:-
“Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah:
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@@HasanUnknown Disse-lhes Jesus: Em verdade, em verdade vos digo que antes que Abraão existisse, eu sou. (João 8:58)
No princípio era o Verbo, e o Verbo estava com Deus, e o Verbo era Deus. Ele estava no princípio com Deus. Todas as coisas foram feitas por ele, e sem ele nada do que foi feito se fez. (João 1:1-3)
Essas supostas falas de Jesus do Alcorão que você citou são falsas, foram escritas muito tempo depois de Jesus e dos apóstolos. Os apóstolos é quem escreveram e pregaram sobre Jesus e o próprio Senhor os escolheu a dedo, porque duvidar se o próprio Cristo os escolheu?
Pois também eu te digo que tu és Pedro, e sobre esta pedra edificarei a minha igreja, e as portas do inferno não prevalecerão contra ela; (Mateus 16: 18)
JP really outdid himself this time. Not only is he playing all the characters seamlessly as usual, but also somehow when he plays the daughter he's manages to look exactly like Ben Shapiro. Amazing nuanced subtext there.
😂😂
Damn😭
May the force be with you!
How Brett managed to keep a straight face, I do not know, this is so hilarious!
Brett's acting experience shows. JP is a newcomer compared to her but is great!!
Would love to see the outtakes.
It helps she’s also was an actor
I'd love to see the outtakes.
Multiple cuts I'm sure
Yeah. My parents were "disappointed" in my Christianity. I told them that since I don't say ugly things about their atheism, I would like to be given the same respect. Now they just pretend I never said anything.
Yeah its ironic they mock us as a Christian but yet we don’t openly mock them as a atheist and go onto their youtube channels and ridicule what they believe in
I almost fell off my chair when I saw the mom 😂. Her ninth gender reveal party 😂
No.... 19th
😂😂😂😂😂
19th gender reveal..... lol
“I can’t wait to find out what I am” is so subtle yet precious! Letting an actual social construct to you who you are! Such a leftist world view. I just can’t believe he/they/we/none/marble doesn’t focus on being white and therefore, racist first and foremost.
@@frankphillips7436 I have friends who are exactly like the parents. Next time they try to 'educate' me, I'll just show them this video
“I was born this way.”
She must be a Calvinist
😆😂🤣😅
"That's not how tolerance works!"
This is hilarious
It's funny because it's true.
That was a great line
As someone who recently became Christian, with liberal parents, I feel like this video was made for me.
Welcome to the club, we've got jackets 😉
ok tranz :)
❤
God bless you and welcome to the truth. ❤
switching from one cult to another lmao. Humans are so funny
The way he casually said, "go to college, get a good indoctrination".
indoctrination in a video about Christianity...Ironic as fuck
Hahaha 🤣
You should make a movie out of all these topics, brilliant as always JP. ❤
Coming out as a Christian nowadays requires a lot of guts.
True indeed
It does
Fr
Coming out as Christian is what’s brave .
Unless you’re in a country that literally persecutes Christians, such as North Korea, I have to disagree. It is literally insulting to the Christians who are literally dying for their faith that it’s remotely “difficult” to be Christian in say the US.
How DARE you be intolerant of all my intolerances!!☝️🤬
God isn’t real just abyss embrace the facts, this is heaven you won’t get another chance kiss your love one’s and strive to achieve something
@@lilzeddy 🤡
@@lilzeddy Trust the science
@@lilzeddy im often told if you make a claim as fact, then you have the burden of providing evidence for it.
@@stephanfouche9208 By shaming all inquiry? That is not the 'scientific method' at all. Science welcomes doubting Thomases.
“You know grow up, go to college. Get a good indoctrination” 😂😂😂😂
THIS SKIT IS A MAJOR WIN!
OUTSTANDING SKIT.
IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S SADLY TRUE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yeah. Sadly true is the problem
When he said find a young man and get him pregnant Brett’s face said what we were all thinking lol 😂
Yeah, that was wild
Lol I totally missed that
He said to Brett
get him pregnant, abort the baby.
Nobody noticed?
JP and Brett in one video...this just made my week.
They have another one too!
@@latinafortruth430 WHERE?😮
And Tucker’s back, hopefully, this the beginning of the turn around!
Too funny
The fact that at this point this isn't satire, but reality, it's insane.
"We're all gonna be underwater 6 years ago like Greta Thunberg said..." - Hard to argue with this logic.
“We are”… “6 years ago”
Can’t fight against that one.
Didn't Al Gore say 2012 was when most life on Earth would be wiped out? 😅
Whatever happened to Greta? Is she swimming with the fishes now?
@@peppermintpig974 i think i heard she was a puppet of her mom, and she is over 18 now, so can't be forced into activities.
@@medarby3066 So her mom stole her childhood?
That woman is making a massive difference for the people in Ukraine. LMAO
Hahaha hahaha 😂
What?
How dare he assume his spouses gender... it's a cat. It hasn't decided if it's a male or female one yet. That's for gender reveal #20
@@jonathanbaker4361 How dare you call עָבָר a "spouse" or a "cat", what if עָבָר exists solely in the 17th dimension? You will be executed in 3 days.
As a Ukrainian, I can confirm that people that these kinds of people REALLY REALLY help with our war effort. Without their self-idenfied help we would have collapsed long ago, and for that, I will be eternally thankful. I will now accept Greta as my lord and saviour because of the INCREDIBLE help we have received from them!!1!!1!
''If there was a God, why he mistakenly gave me wrong gender 19 times'' killed me
JP and Brett together that was an awesome video. You nailed it.
"You don't believe in the climate crisis? But that's the religion we raised you in!" Lol
The oceans are boiling hahaha 🤣
We're gonna be flooded 6 years ago.
@@CommDante hahaha hahaha 🤣🤣
@The real U.S. deep state believing in a benevolent zombie is the opposite of science
imagine thinking climate change is a hoax because daddy donald told you so and then having the gall to call everyone else sheep hahahaha 🤣
The fact that this could be a comedy sketch or the actual security camera footage of someone's living room is scary. Edit: Skit.
What are you smoking dude, it's a bunch of strawmen
@@trafalgarlaw8373
You seem like you'd be a lot of fun.
(im H's son) im a left wing person, and tbh you should get off whatever your on ASAP. that is only true if an entire household was on something or something.
I just realized. My bad hahahaha Skit guys, not sketch. My bad.
@@Skammas91
It seemed fine the way you originally wrote it.
That's actually really good 😂Love how you change the perspective in your videos
“Let's go pray for your mother”
😂😂
I love happy endings!
@Rose Madrid I’ll join you😂😂😅
Aw man, you beat me to it.
But that's still a great joke to go out on.
@Chris
That's what you think.
Yay JP and Brett! Do one with Walsh next!
And have Matt Walsh play a woman! So he can finally know what that is at the same level as Dylan Mulvaney!
@@crunchyman5330 oh that would be genius level!
@@crunchyman5330Matt would never agree to that 😄
@CrunchyMan Please pitch that to Matt and JP!
@@packlesswolfalthough I agree that Ben would be better, Matt is funny as fck in his own way. He's witty and dry - the best kind of humour imo
This is the collab I didn’t know I needed.
i was literally about to comment that
Who is that?
@@hillbillyboyDakota Brett Cooper
@@hillbillyboyDakota: She has a channel called "The Comments Section" and is part of The Daily Wire team. Besides political stuff, she has videos like the funny one she recently released, featuring Matt Walsh, about learning how to fish 🐟🐠🐟
You are both so brilliant!
"Don't you ever disrespect me by calling me your mother again, I'm your birthing person" 😂
I literally did this a week ago, luckily my parents weren't so dramatic! Excellent video
I am so glad for you. ❤
You confessed that you believes?
Good, good....
😂
May God bless you brother
yeah its almost like this stuff is just fear mongering and never actually happens in real life
@@joebejjani3579"Therefore, everyone who will acknowledge Me before men, I will also acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. 33 But whoever denies Me before men, I will also deny him before My Father in heaven. " Matthew 10:32-33 HCSB
Seeing JP and Brett in the same video is a legendary collaboration
1:33 "That woman is making a major difference for the pepole in Ukraine" had me dead hahahahah
This is really encouraging to those of us who have a family that doesn't support our Christian faith.
🤣 JP never fail to bring out the insanity of society
Man I'm glad my parents didn't took me seriously when as a kid I wanted to be a pirat , removing one of my eyes and chooping half of my leg off
Read Matt Walsh's book "Johnny the Walrus"
Lolololol
A pirate didn't remove it it just comes with combat except the eye patch that was used to get one eye used to the dark so they would enter and are inside the ships deck they can see instead of being blinded by the darkness and get stabbed
Good thing you didn't mention your desires to your pediatrician!
But a pet parrot would be cool!
Mr. JP, I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! Keep up the good work!👍🤠
"That's not how tolerance works!" Bingo, that's how they think 😂
As opposed to all those right wing "christians" who SAY they are christian and love jesus, and they are the most toxic, unforgiving, unaccepting people bar none.
I bet Brett was laughing so hard while filming this. 😂
Yeah, need Behind the Scenes/Making Of video :-)
She used to be an actress, I think she is proffesionally enough to not laugh.
@@renevos5822 Professional actors laugh on set quite often though
@@luug1554
She laughs a lot on The Comment Section.
@@directedbyxanderjones8329 Yeah, thats true
“I need another booster sh0t!” had me laughing so hard.
what's so funny? Perversion, films like this make light of the subject, reality is the moment someone becomes an actual believer there's no fear in them, and Christ demands they walk away from all wickedness! but to be aware of his judgement,
The part with identifying as a cat was a blast too!
Who is the actress?
Fr
I rather be hated by the world than told by Jesus on judgment moment, "Depart from me".
AMEN, GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER IN THE ALMIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST
Remember the sufferings of this time cannot be compared with the glory that is to come in heaven
"A Christain!! You're not going to start praying, are you?? ARE YOU??" So great. You are killing it JP.
😂 I found this right when they said it.
at that line she started praying not with her body but with her spirit.
Y’all I’m a Christian and this got me laughing.
cuz You are the targeted audience?
We are not the same
@@Phoenix-uq3gb it’s really just conservatives in general
@@iLikeCok Pelosi, Schumer, Biden are Christian...by their own words...
I’m a Christian too, and this had me rolling!
I love that Brett joined JP for this. Thanks, Brett!
"Summer is a social construct" - Epic!
I'm a Christian conservative. My oldest sister is an atheist liberal. I totally get this skit 😅.
Yeah, it's very reflective of real life - if your understanding of real life is a Seinfeld skit run through an AI trained on right-wing conspiracies.
@@MM-yf8xulol don’t say stuff like that, we shouldn’t be trying to diverse ourselves any more than we already are
@@HerrBasadon’t need division anymore than we already have. Insults don’t help anything
@@CamDaCrusaderr This entire "skit" is an insult to many people. WTF are you talking about?
@@CamDaCrusaderr The entire purpose of this sad attempt at comedy is to just denigrate others. Good comedy doesn't punch down.
Love that you teamed up with Bret! So awesome
The “ i need another booster shot” got me pretty good
Same 😂😂
While this is really funny, this actually happened to me my father doesn't talk to me anymore and my mom tells me to shut up (but this is actually really 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Dang, I'm in the same boat but my parents don't know yet.
“I’m pretty sure that’s the opposite of Tolerance” is my favorite remark.😂
She might be onto something there you know 😏
The bit about 19 times absolutely killed me!! I literally couldn't breath!!
"Grow up, go to college, get a good indoctrination. Find a nice young man, get him pregnant, abort the baby." 😂💀
You forgot "suffer from insomnia and buy magnesium from JP"
Genuinely! Amazing piece of Art.
LOL this is relatable as a Catholic Christian being raised by an atheist and a new-ager
Long as you have a pope its irrelevant....also they are satanist not Christian
That sounds like a concept for a great comedy😅
@@chessmarin102 for gays...which would flop because get woke go broke
So happy for you rn🥹
Happy u found God
Same except the new ager is insane and has been trying to choke me out of my Catholicism my entire life.