Vegan Maxxing

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  • @КапитанчукСергей
    @КапитанчукСергей 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1440

    A common misconception is that people become vegans because they want to save animal lives. But some choose vegan lifestyle out of hatred for plants

    • @benaubrey2410
      @benaubrey2410 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Ahha you got me.

    • @b7vv_
      @b7vv_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Stinging nettles making people go vegan out here 💀

    • @chelikkakoyta5501
      @chelikkakoyta5501 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That one graduated student's quote

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​​@@b7vv_ if you go vegan just to eat the stinging nettles then props to you you are the most hardcore vegan ever (not a high bar but still)

    • @LouisCarvel-b6g
      @LouisCarvel-b6g 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is definitely got to be satire coming from you. 😂

  • @ShrillVerve
    @ShrillVerve 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +738

    If two vegans dislike each other is it still considered beef?

    • @pprrzzeemmo
      @pprrzzeemmo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      it's beyond beef

    • @PhilipNickerson
      @PhilipNickerson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      It's actually considered beans

    • @Ruzzzz57
      @Ruzzzz57 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      no its lettuce

    • @anarcho-savagery2097
      @anarcho-savagery2097 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's beyond impossible

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Akshullawly wech khall it a "feud" - average vegan

  • @Carolus33
    @Carolus33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +715

    Petition to do a stim maxxing guide

    • @Mazer-m4b
      @Mazer-m4b 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      signed

    • @rakesh8660
      @rakesh8660 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      signed

    • @KhalilArabi-j1e
      @KhalilArabi-j1e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      signed

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

      TH-cam has some strict guidelines on encouraging substance abuse unfortunately

    • @Carolus33
      @Carolus33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      @@StoicStick how about a guide on avoiding stimulant abuse then?

  • @ShrillVerve
    @ShrillVerve 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +501

    They say level 7 vegans have the power to glue themselves to a cows rear end... but that's just a rumour.

    • @tiberiusstaicu7853
      @tiberiusstaicu7853 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      i read that as a tumour , which would have been a great pun.

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@tiberiusstaicu7853 A tumor on society, yeah.

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@tiberiusstaicu7853
      A tumour on a cow's rear end? Unexpected but welcome change

    • @michaeljoefish8115
      @michaeljoefish8115 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I often find myself glued to a cow’s rear end

    • @KCUROV
      @KCUROV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this comment reads like a skyrim loading screen tip 😂

  • @chasingrainforever
    @chasingrainforever 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    If a level 4 vegan says "I'm vegan" in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

    • @michaelchance6125
      @michaelchance6125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Don't worry there's always someone in the trees, im pretty sure they speak Vietnamese too.

  • @cobbcoding
    @cobbcoding 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    I'm vegan almost always. I'm only not while I'm eating meat

    • @gillhewerfamily6550
      @gillhewerfamily6550 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're gay?

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wow me too. It's good to know I'm not alone.

  • @GreekV1nce
    @GreekV1nce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +527

    Don't worry, vegans are too preoccupied with trying to master enough energy to get up from their beds. So there's no need to worry as they'll not be able to send hate comments, it takes too much energy

    • @kaocakeman2964
      @kaocakeman2964 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Literal koalas of the human race.

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@kaocakeman2964 nah koalas is crazy dude 😭🙏 (accurate though)

    • @jadoniccryon5898
      @jadoniccryon5898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@kaocakeman2964 Koalas eat poisonous plants . Vegans also do the same thing but its not as potent .

    • @greensoldier2142
      @greensoldier2142 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      But they suddenly have a ton of energy when they are telling you about it

    • @GreekV1nce
      @GreekV1nce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@greensoldier2142 It's adrenaline kicking in as a natural defense mechanism to deter possible predators

  • @Feetuska
    @Feetuska 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    I'm the type of vegan that goes to the forest and rages at the rocks and stones for being there instead of soil for a tree to grow on.
    But I also rage at the trees because another tree could have grown there and they are taking the other tree's place.

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Dey tuk me growin' spot!"
      - some tree, probably

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is your view on oliver tree

  • @shorteditzzzz
    @shorteditzzzz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    Stoic is so funny
    I am definitely not his alt account

    • @f4C3pWnRx45
      @f4C3pWnRx45 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Nice try Stick, I'm not buying it

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's what someone who's not alt account would say.

  • @dishcleaner2
    @dishcleaner2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    as a level 1 vegan, I now know what to do

    • @benaubrey2410
      @benaubrey2410 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      We must ascend.

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      We must ascend.

    • @bohdankatrychenko2479
      @bohdankatrychenko2479 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We must ascend

    • @Cooom
      @Cooom 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We must ascend

  • @user-sb9cg9st4e
    @user-sb9cg9st4e 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    She vegan on my teacher till I'm that

  • @jaycoub1
    @jaycoub1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    what about MEATMAXXING

    • @de_bestburger
      @de_bestburger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel bad for plants theu have feeling don't eat them!

    • @drowninginyourwords
      @drowninginyourwords 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⏸️

    • @domehammer
      @domehammer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@de_bestburger Plants know they are being eaten. Fresh cut lawn smell is the grass screaming in agony.

    • @frenchempire9471
      @frenchempire9471 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@domehammerstrong choice of words

    • @domehammer
      @domehammer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@frenchempire9471 I fixed... that typo.,,

  • @Pariatech
    @Pariatech 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I'm indirectly vegan. You're what you eat and all that.

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    i love vegan maxing charlie I LOVE VEGANNNNSSSS!!!

    • @moneyman782
      @moneyman782 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Pim I really wouldn't be screaming that at the top of your lungs if I were you

  • @ESPmrBrough
    @ESPmrBrough 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'm a level 5 vegan.
    I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

  • @maniacmetallix
    @maniacmetallix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My favorite part about stoic stick's videos is that he starts out with some logical stuff that makes sense and then immediately switches to something insane

  • @landon2614
    @landon2614 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    you should do infertility maxxing. eating exclusively dyes and processed foods, having no sunlight, etc

    • @justinland1208
      @justinland1208 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro, I’ve done nothing to you and yet here you are, attacking me.

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chapstick muncher maxxing

  • @ApocRNG
    @ApocRNG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I feel like this wasn't about vegans and actually about a specific etho-ideo-religious group.

    • @lithunoisan
      @lithunoisan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Jains?

    • @jadoniccryon5898
      @jadoniccryon5898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why did you name the same group of people , twice ? .

    • @bucket9510
      @bucket9510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@jadoniccryon5898idk i know vegans who just happen to be and dont constantly yap and shove it down ur throat

    • @benaubrey2410
      @benaubrey2410 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, im a vegan and we do lowkey control the world.

    • @jadoniccryon5898
      @jadoniccryon5898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@bucket9510 You "knowing" vegans won't change the fact that almost all of them get extremely defensive when someone else even mentions an alternate dietary choice .

  • @nicholasbermudez7975
    @nicholasbermudez7975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is 100% the script of a lost South Park episode

  • @fitz12ify
    @fitz12ify 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My country Ecuador was mentioned. Great success. Most imoortant achievement in the history of our great people.

  • @afz902k
    @afz902k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would like to touch on Bretharians, which are an alternate evolution of vegans. Understandable that it wasn't mentioned, as they were released as part of a DLC

  • @whiterice6016
    @whiterice6016 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Can you do a Carnivore Maxxing video, and explain how the two sides conflict with each other ?

  • @lnee
    @lnee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm vegan, but I still like meat, so that's why I only eat baby cows. The five second rule applies.

  • @HKIHNDKNSI
    @HKIHNDKNSI 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So level 4 vegans are just Harold the Tree from Fallout 3?

  • @Bo-my5bn
    @Bo-my5bn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Even though I eat mostly vegan and follow the beleifs this video was a fantastic peice of art! Hope to asscend to level 4 seems cool currently level 1...

  • @copydog9805
    @copydog9805 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    This video is so!😂😂 I loved it when! 😅😂 The best part was when!😂😂 After i wipe the paper is red! 😂❤😂

  • @jaylonhale5704
    @jaylonhale5704 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I looked away for a second then heard the term “unbirth themselves” 😂😂😂

  • @sagebrown5643
    @sagebrown5643 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Vitamin b12 is honestly the only valid arguement against veganism in terms of health. However, the problem of b12 isn't exclusive to vegans and is rather a problem of modern society. B12 comes from microbs in the soil, which used to be readily available as super sanitized produce wasn't a thing back in the day. However, in modern life, b12 is no longer available in produce or animal feed. At least not naturally. This leaves non-vegans to have b12 supplements artificially put into the animal feed of the meat they eat and vegans needing to simply eat those same supplements outside of their food. So, in the end, it's the same. Also, the thing about veganism not being natural is so true. People just ate what they could back then. Sometimes that was a vegan diet in lush verdent areas and other times it was completely meat based in the more desolate areas. Usually though, it was mostly plants with opportunistic instances of meat through lucky hunting and traps

    • @jansatamme6521
      @jansatamme6521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      A quick wikipedia search says ur wrong, plants dont need and dont make vitamin b-12, however crops from cobalt-poor soil may not be sufficent for b-12 fermentation by the gut bacteria of animals who do make b-12. Also humans evolved as and still are predators, arguably of the apex kind. It is however very unlikely for a natural pre-historic diet to be wholy vegan as plants dont provide vitamin b-12 and the avaliability of minerals is certainly much worse in plants nor is it likely that humans would be fully carnivorous when omnivoury were possible. It is however clear that humans can survive on a fully carinvorous diet, a great example are the Inuit, who by consuming all parts of a seal acquire all neccessary nutrients. For health, the "most unhealthy food" is fully vegan, sugar is in fact made from plants. So get vegan racismd

    • @francescotrinci6405
      @francescotrinci6405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jansatamme6521what are you talking about, eating only meat is way worse for your health compared to only plants

    • @jansatamme6521
      @jansatamme6521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@francescotrinci6405 except on a fully plant based diet u'd die, while some native people do live on purely carnivorous diet. Meat generally isn't unhealthy, in fact quite the opposite, people just eat too much, which makes complete sense from an evolutionary angle, but where meat is abundant food security isnt a problem

    • @francescotrinci6405
      @francescotrinci6405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jansatamme6521 who the hell told you that you die if you only eat plants, all of the major nutrients are there, maybe you'd lack a couple vitamins or micronutrients but you'd generally be fine, on the other hand eating ONLY meat can cause serious diseases like gout

    • @jansatamme6521
      @jansatamme6521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @SussyBaka-zs3kj and so is the sun, WHO designation means there is some connection, how big the increase is is not known

  • @LNN_Plays
    @LNN_Plays 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At first I thought this was going to be a funny joke video like many of your other videos. Then I realized you were going the serious route this time. I'm glad you are spreading awareness of the level 5 vegan threat to humanity.

  • @SewingMelia99
    @SewingMelia99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    fun fact:herbivorous animals can and WILL eat meat(ie cannibalism) under starvation

  • @Kristoph_Kristophson
    @Kristoph_Kristophson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So they love Animals but they blew up 18000 cows. I don't get it

    • @MumflrFumperdink-ev8hw
      @MumflrFumperdink-ev8hw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i dearly hope for our species that you understand this video is satire

    • @benaubrey2410
      @benaubrey2410 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They went straight to cow paradise as martyrs. Alsoydulilah.

    • @spaghettiking653
      @spaghettiking653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@benaubrey2410 😂

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Level six vegans unbirth themselves"
    I am DESPERATELY awaiting someone to look up what "unbirth" means and be thoroughly disgusted

  • @lsixty30
    @lsixty30 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love that this video just sticks with the facts. There is no spin or speculation, just reality.

  • @BioHazardCL4
    @BioHazardCL4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Animals don't get much B12 from their feed so they are feed suppliments.
    The B12 in meat comes from suppliments too.
    The animal had to be supplimented first instead of taking a mulivitamin pill.

  • @samueljohnston9639
    @samueljohnston9639 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I have been working my way up the levels of veganism for 64 years now, with the goal of bringing it all to the ground. It began when vegans killed my father and kidnapped my sister. I began the infiltration and upon reaching level 3 sigma, I learned through meticulous research of vegan court record, that my sister had been sacrificed to the plants. This only added fuel to my vegan hatred fire and I continued to climb the vegan ladder. After I became a level 5 I learned that there were in fact two level 6 vegans, sort of like a Pope and an Antipope, they battle constantly and are the reason for everything wrong in this cruel world, including, ironically, animal cruelty. Much like the pope, when one level 6 passes away, a level 5 is elected among the other level 5’s to ascend to level 6 status, I was chosen and am preparing now for the journey to the metaphysical universe, I don’t know what will happen so I needed to tell my story in case the other level 6 triumphs and gains total control of the world. If all goes according to plan, I will soon be able to end veganism once and for all, I will avenge my father… and my sister…
    Good Lord….. the other level 6…. It’s….. my sister…

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Better storytelling than 99% of Netflix

    • @jwahlgren
      @jwahlgren 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Standard 1950's SciFi plot number 7 ❤

    • @spaghettiking653
      @spaghettiking653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fire story bro lmao 🔥

  • @Jake_Fish_pleb
    @Jake_Fish_pleb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I keep falling for this evil sin. I need help to break free from this evil.

  • @xidemonslayerxi4510
    @xidemonslayerxi4510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    after tier 3 Vegan, this started sounding like some video game shit... I love it.

  • @RowanMakesMemes
    @RowanMakesMemes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Wait how do I debtmax?

  • @bigchungus5065
    @bigchungus5065 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    20 views in one minute, I think he didn’t fall off.

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ceres “I have Jupiters too” Fauna be like

  • @bignerd3783
    @bignerd3783 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a vegan hater I will accept everything in this video as fact because it reinforces my preconceived notions of vegans being lame and stupid

  • @anarcho-savagery2097
    @anarcho-savagery2097 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    As a level 5 Vegan, I'll let this slander slide.

    • @ginam5497
      @ginam5497 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      a REAL level five vegan would dare not comment as to use a device means your using materials and energy that could have gone to animals.

  • @BurntCookiesYT
    @BurntCookiesYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    11:05 you make two claims, that 1. veganism is unnatural and 2. that it's at the expense of other animals and humans? No source for 2. so I'll just use hitchens' razor, what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. Vegans wouldn't be vegan if it resulted in harming MORE animals(just common sense). Also, 1. implies that being natural makes something good/justified, or at least better. Julian Baggani has a quote to explain why this is fallacious, an appeal to nature fallacy. "Even if we can agree that some things are natural and some are not, what follows from this? The answer is: nothing. There is no factual reason to suppose that what is natural is good (or at least better) and what is unnatural is bad (or at least worse).""

  • @Greeblio
    @Greeblio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thoughts on a BNPL-maxxing guide (buy now pay later) ?

  • @dereisenadler6717
    @dereisenadler6717 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hitler was a vegetarian for much of his adult life.
    I became a vegan partially for health and partially one-up my man.

  • @drafoonagain
    @drafoonagain 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    now we need a video on carnivore maxxing

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Level 2 Vegan : "bro i hate showing presence of eating meat infront of me!"
    The News : The Lone Star ticks will turn you into Vegan! (dead serious)
    Level 2 Vegan : *interesting..*
    (has a Star Tick on a jar)
    Level 2 Vegan: *"i'm about to INFECT these meat eaters with Vegan (insert religious material),"* GOODBYE!"
    (Star Tick bites clueless victims)
    Meat Eater: *GRAHAJSJAJDJSNGKFJXHSBDHCHSHFIFJGJS*
    Level 2 Vegan : *it's a success..*
    Level 6 Vegan (Vegan God) : (is observing) i like you even more.. never seen this godly technique before..
    [You have Level up!]
    [You have Level up!]
    (Level 2 Vegan > Level 4 Vegan)

  • @SurrogateActivities
    @SurrogateActivities 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Level 7 vegans are doctors that took "Do not harm" too far

  • @cahntwhoat7351
    @cahntwhoat7351 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:37 alpha intonation of the sarcastic "I forgot that" with the right zestiness sounded crazy bro xd

  • @zondervonstrek
    @zondervonstrek 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    So is Vegan maxing where "soy boys" come from?

    • @jadoniccryon5898
      @jadoniccryon5898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Nah . Soy contains phytoestrogen which transforms into estrogen when it reaches the body . I think Soy boy is an older term .

    • @Wiggums-III
      @Wiggums-III 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jadoniccryon5898 They just get called incels now, everything got swallowed by the black pill community

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Wiggums-IIIincels and soyboys are not the same thing and are usually mutually exclusive

    • @gillhewerfamily6550
      @gillhewerfamily6550 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jadoniccryon5898 That's wrong. Soy contains phytoestrogens which act like estrogen in the body. They don't turn into estrogen. And they have an incredibly weak effect in the quantities vegans eat them in. Something nobody ever seems to talk about is the fact that the hops in beer has a phytoestrogen about 50 times stronger than that in soy.
      Why does nobody talk about this, and yet everyone yaps about soy giving people man boobs (which it doesn't in normal quantites with normal people who are not hyper-responders)? It's simple. It's because people will grasp at anything to justify continuing to eat meat, but because they like alcohol, they don't talk about the fact beer has an estrogenic substance 50 times more potent.

    • @jadoniccryon5898
      @jadoniccryon5898 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gillhewerfamily6550 Soy is a substance which is present in almost every factory food . Its used as a low quality and cheap replacment to oil . Unlike Alcohol which is a drink that is only savoured occasionaly . And alcohol is bad not only because it contains estrogenic compounds but other harmful substances .
      And maybe just maybe you thought a tad bit you would know that children consume soy much more than alcohol .
      Comparing a condiment (drug) to a regular harmful addtive is such a....vegan thinking .

  • @noahsalem7615
    @noahsalem7615 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Where does Todd Ingram from Scot Pilgrim land on this list?

  • @vortexmods1523
    @vortexmods1523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This whole thing reminds me of a Cartman skit, sell it to South Park so they have something funny for the first time in a few years.

  • @mothmanleon8986
    @mothmanleon8986 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I first watched this really high and thought this was real

    • @Cooom
      @Cooom 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As a level 1 vegan this is very real. I hope to achieve at least level 3 epsilon vegan someday. The level 5 and 6 I hadn't heard about but from a level 3 alpha vegan I have heard rumors about alternate forms of the path all diverging from level 1 veganism. Though also did hear of a level higher that 6 but those are even more mysterious than level 6

  • @DailyContent41
    @DailyContent41 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My favorite TH-cam posting makes my day thanks for another amazing video.

  • @BurntCookiesYT
    @BurntCookiesYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Stoic, assuming you aren't vegan, what is true of nonhuman animals that if true of humans would make you comfortable with causing our current treatment of nonhuman animals to that human? Refusing to answer yet continuing your same actions is just arbitrary discrimination, same thing racists can use.

  • @RKNYC
    @RKNYC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Replace this with any fringe group (Jew, mason, left handed people) and it still makes sense

    • @Cooom
      @Cooom 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Any secretive group too, can apply to anyone that isn't "mainstream"

  • @CaptainPetrov
    @CaptainPetrov 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This reminds of that one Mr. Pickles episode of the vegan cult, turns out it was a documentary, thank you Stoic Stick for confirming

  • @4umata
    @4umata 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome video as always man!
    Technically you could get B12 from eating the placenta, which is vegan of course.

  • @jarredallen
    @jarredallen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when somebody says they are vegan automatically, assume they are cospkaying and ask whose their favourite vegan? is it kakarot or vegetta.

  • @erkka3684
    @erkka3684 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When are you going to do a video essay on the Diddy party?

  • @promaster424
    @promaster424 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you ever make a video on conspiracy maxxing I'm sure you'll have a lot to tell us from first hand knowledge. You seem like the right person to explain the science behind it

  • @StardustAnlia
    @StardustAnlia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow. I had no idea this entire channel was satire. If only I remembered where I learned things m. Then I could unlearn all these jokes I thought were real.

  • @Dorkdominion
    @Dorkdominion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Is that Vegan Teacher Vegan maxed to the extreme?

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Level 2

    • @Dorkdominion
      @Dorkdominion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LawrenceTimme makes sense

  • @emilen0304
    @emilen0304 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    stick: "absolutely out of pocket statement with no context"
    stick: "but more on that later"

  • @jeremym4451
    @jeremym4451 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly I might become vegan because I think it's more efficient than eating meat

  • @blechapico
    @blechapico 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i know i might be reaching a bit but could you include some darker backround in your vids so my eyes dont burn when i watch them in the dark ?

  • @joeschmo123
    @joeschmo123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro if Vegan Gains sees this your done… rip

  • @JvicyKisses
    @JvicyKisses 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last one is straight up Counter Clock World shit.

  • @ryokajimosensei2780
    @ryokajimosensei2780 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we have the video that explains what humans would actually be doing in their natural habitat if society and technology remained the same before we invented Tribe Maxxing

  • @f4C3pWnRx45
    @f4C3pWnRx45 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If chickens aren't meant to be eaten, why do they taste like everything?

    • @antifreeze3526
      @antifreeze3526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if everything isn't meant to be eaten, then why does it taste like chichken?

  • @SebastianTuscano
    @SebastianTuscano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Maxing maxing next
    👇

  • @XiasIV
    @XiasIV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Mashallah may Stoic Stick prosper

  • @theimpulsivevulcan5346
    @theimpulsivevulcan5346 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I thought this would be about not eating mushrooms or some shit.

  • @10chrbrown
    @10chrbrown 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    How's this for a video idea: "Privilege maxxing".

  • @Fazbear-qy8mo
    @Fazbear-qy8mo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Level 7 vegan is a certain “teacher”

  • @Lesson333
    @Lesson333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Petition to create a video on Stressmaxxing and Burnout Farming

  • @samc7486
    @samc7486 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    we need a carnivore maxxing vid.

  • @leafheart3213
    @leafheart3213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    im a hunter and a subsistence farmer i do it for similar reasons to level 1 vegans but i always love how confused they get when i explain how i know my meat is humane

    • @Lisasim9son
      @Lisasim9son 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The literal only way your meat is humane is it it was lab grown or vegan, after that you’re taking a life for no reason

  • @sergeantdornan3833
    @sergeantdornan3833 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Remember 99.9% of vegans quit before hitting the final stage.
    So to help these poor vegans you should do gamble maxxing

  • @Jermstuckonpercs
    @Jermstuckonpercs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    My dad was a lvl 4 vegan that’s the reason why I haven’t seen him in a while but he’s in a tree happy! Right

  • @ryancialone3045
    @ryancialone3045 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Make the next video about “hell maxxing”

    • @Svevsky
      @Svevsky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That would just be a documentary on the 21st century

  • @TylerDarker
    @TylerDarker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wish all vegans were lvl 6 vegans

  • @its_starlol8535
    @its_starlol8535 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    make the videos with a dark background when you upload😭

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A steak a day keeps the doctor away.
    (Best thing i did wad to eat high fat and cut out grains/beans/legumes. Cured my cravings and bloating.)

    • @JoshuaRed-v4f
      @JoshuaRed-v4f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Avoids the doctors and has cardiac arrest in his mid 50s

    • @mr.100rupees3
      @mr.100rupees3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JoshuaRed-v4f what about the doctors who say not to worry about high LDL cholesterol if you have some other good health markers

  • @sophiasays1973
    @sophiasays1973 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My MD used to be vegan but once she learned about biochemical pathways in the human body she stoped and says that it really hard to be a truly healthy vegan without hella supplements🤣

  • @Thefrogbread
    @Thefrogbread 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:58 DEMONDAE PLYWOOD SPOTTED

  • @kubakielbasa5987
    @kubakielbasa5987 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Screw it I'm starting a meat-eating autocratic dictatorship in the pacific

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im from Germany and i love meat but i know peoples who are being vegans because they just like the food waste in the meat industry, i also know peoples who are hunters and they dont like to buy meat from the store but here is the reason because they dont like the treatment of thr animals in the industry, better hunt you own food is they motto.

  • @Viceroy000
    @Viceroy000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder if ThatVeganTeacher will watch this

  • @SqwimpyTF
    @SqwimpyTF 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that I'm watching this video while eating dinosaur chicken nuggets is... Ironic to say the least.

    • @kurou_34
      @kurou_34 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not ironic at all if you know what irony means

  • @RickTheBlack
    @RickTheBlack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's amazing how you can make schizo maxxing video into several videos without showing you are actually schizo maxxing rn.

  • @abrahamcollier
    @abrahamcollier 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I cannot stand this channel. It is so close to Frankfurt’s definition of bullsh*t that I hate myself every time I click one. Yet once I click, I am mesmerized until the end. Extraordinary.

    • @optional-wv5rp
      @optional-wv5rp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's kinda weird that you actively support a channel that you hate by watching its videos and commenting. At this point, you can also leave a like.

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They probably did leave a like tbf

    • @abrahamcollier
      @abrahamcollier 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@afz902k 🫶
      It’s a brilliant channel but totally wacky and postmodern. Love it.

  • @aryanandmanvi5800
    @aryanandmanvi5800 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    India is like heaven for vegans lmao.

    • @optional-wv5rp
      @optional-wv5rp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And hell for Lizards.

  • @cannedsight
    @cannedsight 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When are you going to do the war crimes maxxing vid.

  • @Dutchvanderlandgang
    @Dutchvanderlandgang 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Arthur John wake up stoik posted

  • @workgrinit
    @workgrinit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Really ripping the Band-aid? man... we talked about this...

  • @MikolajMNK19
    @MikolajMNK19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can you do Linux Maxxing next?

  • @columnfellow6955
    @columnfellow6955 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank God I found this before the turbo vegan overlord Thanos snapped it.

  • @domehammer
    @domehammer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone remember when being vegan was eating happy animals? I remember that being what vegans were, they only would eat animals that lived happy lives. Then one day vegan became militant vegetarians. Like it's the most obvious mandela affect for me because it just suddenly switched.

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For me the clearest mandala effect in this spooky misadventure is how back in my original universe, we called it "mandala" rather than mandela effect. And vegans were ok with eating bugs but only if they were in their infant stages, such as pupae and larvae. They even had a slogan "Larva lovers living longer", but I never understood its significance.

  • @ethanmarquardt2760
    @ethanmarquardt2760 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My uncles college band was called Level 6 Vegan...