im currently working on the perfect solution atm im working on a ring or possibly bracelet made of iron silver and bronze so i think im set for around 70% of supernatural beings.@@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11
Uh I mean, if it was bukkit... Well, as long as she's not a serial killer, I'm okay right? 'Cause I'm just a simp by nature and I would definitely fall immediately 😭
Some wooods? I assume that there's a cameraman nearby and they doing artsy things. If I'm alone and I run into some sort of pretty wood Nymph like DEEP in the forest like a hunting trip or backwoods camping. I'm not initially scared but I'm probably going to back away slowly...That said, if I'm going to be slain and used for some sort of magic purpose I can think of worse ways to go...🤷♂️
@@nayibarce1696 I think they mean more of that feeling you get that's the start of falling in love, the most recent example I can think of is Otto Octavious and his wife talking about when she saw him in college she knew it wasn't going to be easy
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. Saying Hes using his thermals, so he must already be pulling security on hold in his sector of fire. So 300m into his sector. He called out tge target identification, should be quick to spot it shortly
The Panzerkampfwagen IV (Pz.Kpfw. IV), commonly known as the Panzer IV, is a German medium tank developed in the late 1930s and used extensively during the Second World War. Its ordnance inventory designation was Sd.Kfz. 161. The Panzer IV was the most numerous German tank and the second-most numerous German fully tracked armoured fighting vehicle of the Second World War; 8,553 Panzer IVs of all versions were built during World War II, only exceeded by the StuG III assault gun with 10,086 vehicles. Its chassis was also used as the base for many other fighting vehicles, including the Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun, the Jagdpanzer IV self-propelled anti-tank gun, the Wirbelwind self-propelled anti-aircraft gun, and the Brummbär self-propelled gun. The Panzer IV saw service in all combat theatres involving Germany and was the only German tank to remain in continuous production throughout the war. It was originally designed for infantry support, while the similar Panzer III was to fight armoured fighting vehicles. However, as the Germans faced the formidable T-34, the Panzer IV had more development potential, with a larger turret ring to mount more powerful guns, so it swapped roles with the Panzer III whose production wound down in 1943. The Panzer IV received various upgrades and design modifications, intended to counter new threats, extending its service life. Generally, these involved increasing the armour protection or upgrading the weapons, although during the last months of the war, with Germany's pressing need for rapid replacement of losses, design changes also included simplifications to speed up the manufacturing process. The Panzer IV was partially succeeded by the Panther medium tank, which was introduced to counter the Soviet T-34, although it continued to be a significant component of German armoured formations to the end of the war. It was the most widely exported tank in German service, with around 300 sold to Finland, Romania, Spain and Bulgaria. After the war, Syria procured Panzer IVs from France and Czechoslovakia, which saw combat in the 1967 Six-Day War.
A vulnerable and attractive looking woman in the middle of the woods who wants you to fall in love with them? Hell naw thats 10,000,000% a trap if I've ever seen one.
She does make a very cute mushroom though. I would be so screwed if there were actual Fay around I imagine pinching their cheeks for looking too cute would go down poorly.
Especially not one that is this in love with itself. Try seperating her from her own reflection and from the adoring thirsty audience she's somehow garnered, she'll have your fucking eyes out faster than you can say tiktok.
I would avoid contact. Lonely girls in the woods always turn into a terrifying monster that is OP and hard to defeat. I dont need that kinda added stress on my journey
Wrong. The correct answer to an OP Monster lady in the woods or anywhere else is: “I can fix her.” Or at least that’s how it goes in video games. Unfortunately, it’s pretty sexist bc for a frail defenseless hot guy to OP monster the answer seems to always be to kill ‘em. Very few redemption opportunities for males in general in video games.
@@MG007. I dunno, isn’t it your moral imperative to try to fix her to stop other ppl from falling into the trap & being killed. Like, from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense.
@@hiro2protagonist Bro Morally I'll put up a sign saying " You see a lonely chick int the woods? Avoid her at all costs because most likely she is an OP terrible monster that will be extremely difficult to defeat or might just kill and eat your dumbass. So approach her at your own Peril." Multiple signs all around and I'm on my way. The monster chick is left alone and if any travelers do encounter her they would have definitely seen my multiple warnings in writing and drawings to know to approach her monstrous ass at their own risk. Meanwhile I'll be by the Inn drinking some good ale and enjoying some great food.🫡
There is a part of my brain that says yes. It is currently being overruled by everything I know about folklore and meeting strange women in the woods. That shit is how you end up owning debts you cannot pay to the Fae courts
This is a message to all foundation staff. If you are found making romantic advances toward the anomalies, you will be fired and promptly put in D-Class testing for Keter class anomalies. Thank you for reading.
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@@PeachDragon_ oh shit fr? I thought for sure I was making a joke that I stole from Dr. Sherman himself. Huh, suppose the world takes humor in a variety of ways.
No, I've played enough D&D to know a fey trap when I see one. 10 minutes later you're snacking on my life essence and I have to start a new character to avenge my fey enthralled older brother....
Well, if I saw you in the woods and you were kind….it could happen. Not today of course-maybe a small crush. I met my wife in the woods 28 years ago and we’ve been together since..
"In anime culture, a male crossdresser whose cross-dressing so convincing that he's often mistaken for a real girl." "A meme from the internet describing a man who is intending to look like an attractive woman or a pre-op male to female transsexual. Females crossdressing as males or pre-op female to male transsexuals are often referred to as reverse traps. Some consider this usage of the word to be offensive."
@@JdjdbNdjdbdon’t take this the wrong way, but what’s that got to do with the first comment? Sorry if I sounded rude or anything. I just don’t know why that was relevant, is all.
@mo.ka.9661 it's not a bad thing to love yourself. It becomes a problem when they become so self-absorbed narcissistic and entitled it makes them sickening to behold....most of us rather be around people without a self-important attitude...
@@happyjohn354 But is it really? What methods would a panzer have of determining someone's worthiness as royalty? Do you think panzers are sentient? Do they need a social movement to be freed from the oppressive thumb of humanity? Bloody hell if i know, i'm just a simple shrubber in this trying time.
@@proskuryakYour argument is self-defeating, and totally irrespective of the comment's original intent. It's like someone saying they hate onions because they taste like onions, then you go "Oh, well, actually, all onions taste like onions actually". Do you understand how stupid that sounds?
No, by the way, Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Everyone else already said it but: A. Yes B. Woods or no woods, we'd love you wherever we saw you C. Who said were not already in love with you Also your makeup skills are amazing and are making me try to do better with my cosplay makeup
@NoodleAsianno at most you can tell she's confident on camera, which makes sense because it's her job. The audio is cringe and dumb, but that doesnt make her a narcissist. It's not even her audio. It's a tiktok trend. Chill.
Seriously, self confidence in your looks isn't narcissistic folks, it might be hard to believe for the average comment goblin, but it's actually pretty normal to love yourself and how you look. The algorithm picked up exactly the wrong audience for this vid...
@NoodleAsianit's so cool to meet a psychiatrist online, you must be really really good at your job to diagnose someone from less than a minute long video...
@@Imperial_Squid right? Like all these people commenting she's a narcissist must be turbo insecure or smth, there's no way theyd say that shit otherwise
When you initially fall in love, it's infatuation. Love is developed through relationship. Infatuation precedes the actual love. Initially falling for looks isn't always lust, it depends on the focus. If it leads to physical interest only, they stay in love for looks, that's lust. Yet if you like their looks and then become curious about them personally, that can be love, even though looks may have drawn the initial attention.
Also nowadays people will kiss you or even sleep with you without being paid and without feeling anything for you, so why tf should you fall in love with anyone after just seeing them?
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Pretty sure most of European folklore specifically warned us about this.
Eastern European folklore says she'll put me to sleep and eat me alive.
Yeah, I’m not playing that game again
@cadoto1686 what you mean with again... be specific
And yet we will not heed the warnings.
You’re not wrong lol
My D&D instincts tell me it's a trap. I'm about to be eaten, used in a ritual, or used for some shenanigans.
Genre savvy!
It's probably a tranny
Shenanigans please 😂
i'm all down for it if it's with her
But the upside
The Irish have been warning us about people like you since before recorded history.
people have been warning us about the irish since before recorded history XD
Absolute gold 🤣🤣
@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow with good reason.
@@alexnovak2669Racism against the Irish is so quaint and silly
@@ezachleewright2309that's not what an irish would say
What are the odds two serial killers meet in the woods?
Never zero 😂
Visit seattle
@@michaelmcfarland1716LMFAOO
good one
Serial Killers are exceptionally rare, except here in Wisconsin, and we have a lot of woods.:-(
"I dont care who the IRS sends where, im not paying my taxes"
😂😂😂
I get that reference.
Lol
Yes
True
I'm from Romania, so my folklore dictates that if I see a really pretty woman in the woods (iele) I need to GTFO as fast as humanly possible.
Yes, but…. I would still simp (I’m Hungarian)
@@KYO-Iguess lmao yes simping is allowed but at what cost?
@@KYO-Iguess What is this, how you say, "simp"?
Bruh it's a literal dude
Let's be honest if majority of Romanian guys saw her in the woods she's not making it out alive
Scottish folklore has thousands of stories as to why this is a bad idea
Keep Iron jewellery, you'll thank me later.
im currently working on the perfect solution atm im working on a ring or possibly bracelet made of iron silver and bronze so i think im set for around 70% of supernatural beings.@@EVILSCOTSMAN2k11
@@LuckyLong589You folks really can't comprehend the fact that some folks have similar ideas or come from the same places, huh?
bro i just was, nahh she have better mewing than my bro’s
This is one of the times when English and Scottish are in perfect alignment!
Falling in love is not based on looks alone.
Tell that to half the human population
Me to half the human population: “Falling in love is not based on looks alone.”
Rs
Maybe it is based on being in the woods.
I would run from that fake materialistic Amber Heard in the Woods...let Nature deal with it/her
After 700 hours of gameplay in the Forest, I trust no woman in the woods
😂 how'd your comment's like didn't go up to 1K bro? How🤣
@@gamingdocx6693 tnx bud maybe because of Virginia in Sons of the Forest ppl trust her
dude get yo ass on the top damn it
Naaaah, I heard that!
Aye, 1000th like on the comment
Get out of my swamp.
Donkeeyy
This is the very best comment I have ever seen. Thank you, Shrek.
Blessed king
Get on top of the comment section ,now
I'm old Greg!
I think this is how you wake up in a bathtub of ice with one kidney.
Ha!
Facts.
not if you're charlie the unicorn, poor dude just woke up bleeding on some grass
And that’s if you’re lucky.
i don't think there's ice in the woods...
No I would not for 2 simple reasons.
One folklore tells us to avoid fairies
And two, the modern experience tells us to avoid women
Be fooled not, guys she's the IRS
*GASP*😱
this one got a good giggle from me
I don't care who the IRS sends, I still won't pay my taxes!
@@ACasualObsession haha I know the reference 💀
@taxevasion4life
Seems like the skinwalkers are trying out different tactics
This is absolutely fucking hilarious
You made me chock on my drink
I’m on the lookout😬👀
I know right
Brothers, get ze shotgun.
Falling in love with a random stranger in the woods is literally serial killer simping.
Ok
I thought the same thing to be honest 🤣
Uh I mean, if it was bukkit... Well, as long as she's not a serial killer, I'm okay right?
'Cause I'm just a simp by nature and I would definitely fall immediately 😭
Creepy pasta fans are years ahead of you.
Bro it’s a joke calm down 💀
Depends if You'd turn into a Flying Torso Demon with wings at night
"Ma'am, this is a Starbucks."
😂😂 I could see it happening in real world
Most underrated comment
I'd go with "Sir"...
@@horacelidenbrock3905bitch you blind?
Reading this comment in a Starbucks = win!
No, i'm German. I've read all the horrifying fairytales.
You won't because you're german. I won't because she's an elf with wings. We are not the same.
Same brother
My brother ive got bamboozle, it was a guy dressed as a woman now im scared for life
Lgtv is hell
@@TheBasedDepartment.Gods-damned *lves, man. Horrible things.
“Go in the woods to play in grass, not fairy ass”. - Sun Tzu the art of war
BHAHQHAHHAHQHAHAA 😂😂😂😂
I thought that was Elton John
man fuck sun tzu im be all up in that
I think that's in the DLC "The art of traps and fairy snacks"
She is a real woman but she has a huge ego that's for sure @@matto155
I like how not a single person in the comment section fell for this.
American folklore tells me I'm going to wake up with all my money missing.
Just dont have Native in front of American and you might be fine
Americans😂
@@provider2384 The entire rest of the world 🤣
Wait till you hear about european folklore
😂
If I saw a woman like this in the woods I’d assume it’s some kinda setup for a robbery
Shoot first ask questions later
@@SlugontheseNot bad
@@Slugonthesewhat if i dont have a gun
Exactly 😂
Time to gtfo of there ASAP!
Trys its hardest to look like a fairy boy
My most respectful and gentle answer is: *No*
I would probably think I'm on some hardcore drugs to be honest.
I would think she's the weirdest Karen ever
Easy question, very easy answer: no.
Yeah the hair is a hard pass
Agreed
I love how no one said yes
The Wendigo has learned how to use social media, I see.
Damn. You beat me.
😂😂😂
😂😂😅
The Wendigoon.
@@EngineerMonkeyBTD6I'm wendigooning rn 🥶
If you see someone in the woods dressed like that, it is either a photoshoot, a film set or a crazy person.
Why the tautology?
It could also be a witch!
Or a Renne-fair.
You’re forgetting horror movie monster
Either way sounds like a party
1. I’m a kid.
2. I’m not interested in going to the forest
3. Mother tells me not to talk to strangers
She told you good things. Stay away from strangers.
if a girl is ever like this to you, walk away, nothing good comes from narcissists
Hey kid !! Here you want some popsicle? Come to grandpa(these popsicle aren't going to suck themselves kids)
@@Uuu1933 💀
you needed to be protected at all costs. your parents taught you well buddy xD
The woods are meant for hunting. Unless you’re in my party, you’re going on my wall.
"Billy, get the fucking shotgun with the silver bullets."
No it's a fae. Silver won't do anything. what you need is iron
@@sampomarkunpoika3016 Specifically, cold forged iron.
@@sampomarkunpoika3016 she would still have a big fucking hole in her chest
The most Hunter the Reckoning sentence ever
It's not silver bullets usually the shells are filled with lead pellets, iron also tends to be soft.
Never fall in love with creatures in the woods. They will eat you alive.
Another reason to say yes!
Worth it.
by behind
my exact reasoning
Vore
As a wise Norse man once said.
"Don't fuck with the fae."
But my dear, we fae are only offering you a good time. Nothing... nefarious about it 😏
Some wooods? I assume that there's a cameraman nearby and they doing artsy things.
If I'm alone and I run into some sort of pretty wood Nymph like DEEP in the forest like a hunting trip or backwoods camping. I'm not initially scared but I'm probably going to back away slowly...That said, if I'm going to be slain and used for some sort of magic purpose I can think of worse ways to go...🤷♂️
Damn straight bub
“Don’t fuck the fae”
@@wolf_izzynow I got the picture of fae leaving carving in trees "for a good time call the local fae"
"BRO, SHE IS 13!"💀 Ahh moment...
That's some evangelion vibes then that that's psychotic anime right there lol
I gotta be honest, if I saw ANYONE in the woods, I can say for certain that "falling in love" is not exactly the first thing I'm feeling.
That's what I'm saying. First thing I'd think is why are they here, then I'd think please don't talk to me.
@USERNAME_CHECKS_OUT BRO you just projected hard asf lil bro 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 true
@USERNAME_CHECKS_OUTTf are you on?
What the hell did “USER_NAME_CHECKS_OUT” say? 😂😂 wtf?
If Dark Souls taught me anything it’s to not trust Mushrooms.
Sad elizabeth noises.
😂Great answer 🏆
Every giant mushroom its a Tyson
Falling in love and being horny are two very different things
What makes you think that nobody would just have an average attraction to her, a beautiful woman just chilling like a goddess in the woods
They're not different if you love being horny 😏
did... are you saying this made you horny??
do you, uh... not see many women...?
@@sunstone_xd8977because fall in love is not possible just by seeing, anything that feels kind of like that is mental obsession not falling in love
@@nayibarce1696 I think they mean more of that feeling you get that's the start of falling in love, the most recent example I can think of is Otto Octavious and his wife talking about when she saw him in college she knew it wasn't going to be easy
That depends. Are a girl or a boy? this woke agenda really make things confusing 😅
I highly doubt anybody else could love you more than you already love yourself.
Dude you win
😂 Bro this is cold
Yes! 😂
I dont think she does tho, deep down, she insecure that why she needs confirmation
Damnnnnn 😂. Bro you are the 'G'
Remember kings. Steel for humans, silver for monsters 😂.
And wind's howling!
Medallion’s humming.
I be slaying monsters with something else but I don't know which mod it was 🥕🐡
D for both, as long as they hot! 😅😅
Yo thas right Uncle
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Now this is what I love in the comment sections
Exactly!
ahhh some og copypasta
and made better by my natzi assenters
How tf that is related with the video?
We need a Witcher...
Where's Geralt when you need him?😂
"If you saw me in the woods, would you fall in love with me?"
Me seeing weird sh*t on my thermal sights:
"Gunner, HE, Infantry, 300 meters."
300 meters where? North? South?? Up?
. Saying Hes using his thermals, so he must already be pulling security on hold in his sector of fire. So 300m into his sector. He called out tge target identification, should be quick to spot it shortly
@@ltghost3464 obviously 🙄. But if you’re calling out a target you need to give directions because a target can be anywhere within the zone.
@@DaHALOSHOCKnever been in combat before have you?
The sun smiles at you with eternal malice.
No, because I love my wife.
absolutely W
W
based 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Win
Winner
All my years watching horror movies taught me
"Don't fall in love with a pretty woman in the forest she's a shapeshifting monster. "
jokes on you im into that
i dont care about that
i am just so freaking lonely dude
Just wanted to log here that the data shows 2/3 would be dead lol
worth it
Might have to take the chance anyway...ha
Me: Brothers it's a trap, prepare for ambush.
The Panzerkampfwagen IV (Pz.Kpfw. IV), commonly known as the Panzer IV, is a German medium tank developed in the late 1930s and used extensively during the Second World War. Its ordnance inventory designation was Sd.Kfz. 161.
The Panzer IV was the most numerous German tank and the second-most numerous German fully tracked armoured fighting vehicle of the Second World War; 8,553 Panzer IVs of all versions were built during World War II, only exceeded by the StuG III assault gun with 10,086 vehicles. Its chassis was also used as the base for many other fighting vehicles, including the Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun, the Jagdpanzer IV self-propelled anti-tank gun, the Wirbelwind self-propelled anti-aircraft gun, and the Brummbär self-propelled gun.
The Panzer IV saw service in all combat theatres involving Germany and was the only German tank to remain in continuous production throughout the war. It was originally designed for infantry support, while the similar Panzer III was to fight armoured fighting vehicles. However, as the Germans faced the formidable T-34, the Panzer IV had more development potential, with a larger turret ring to mount more powerful guns, so it swapped roles with the Panzer III whose production wound down in 1943. The Panzer IV received various upgrades and design modifications, intended to counter new threats, extending its service life. Generally, these involved increasing the armour protection or upgrading the weapons, although during the last months of the war, with Germany's pressing need for rapid replacement of losses, design changes also included simplifications to speed up the manufacturing process.
The Panzer IV was partially succeeded by the Panther medium tank, which was introduced to counter the Soviet T-34, although it continued to be a significant component of German armoured formations to the end of the war. It was the most widely exported tank in German service, with around 300 sold to Finland, Romania, Spain and Bulgaria. After the war, Syria procured Panzer IVs from France and Czechoslovakia, which saw combat in the 1967 Six-Day War.
Well said brother
relateable
Thanks brother
Saaaame 🤝
I learned something today
My primordial instincts and European folktales tell me that a random women with wings in the middle of the woods is not someone I want to approach
😂😂😂😂
Can you imagine that encounter play out ?
"Hello ~stranger~, wanna fall in lo- ..."
"NO. Thank you."
"But I- ..."
"I said No. Alright ?"
Yeah, this is a woman nobody with any sense would want. Narcissistic, insecure and petty.
Fr
A vulnerable and attractive looking woman in the middle of the woods who wants you to fall in love with them? Hell naw thats 10,000,000% a trap if I've ever seen one.
She does make a very cute mushroom though. I would be so screwed if there were actual Fay around I imagine pinching their cheeks for looking too cute would go down poorly.
@@glenecollins Ugh
@@arcanaz6583 I don’t know if she is that good looking, you should probably see a doctor about that.
@@glenecollinsthis ain’t it lol bro
Are traps gay?
No, I'd ask you for directions cause I'd be lost. Oh and for food and water.
Rdr2 has taught me not to trust a lone woman in the wilderness
Especially in the bayou, I’d light that skinwalker up
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Would tie her up, put on my horse and give her to the crocodiles.
Especially not one that is this in love with itself. Try seperating her from her own reflection and from the adoring thirsty audience she's somehow garnered, she'll have your fucking eyes out faster than you can say tiktok.
"I don't even know who you are."
I am inevitable...
Legit 😂
"Oh, you will."
@@sunstone_xd8977I am the IRS
But I'd fall in love anyway
Saruman was right. The forest of Fangorn must burn.
oh boy you killed me with this one, the wisdom is strong within you
@@yannickndjankoum5587 Hahahaha!!!
Hello, dark background friend!
@@WexMajor82 A fellow man of culture, I see.
Orc: The trees are strong, my Lord. Their roots go deep.
Saruman: We just have to try harder!
Totally not my type, but Im sure many would.
I would avoid contact.
Lonely girls in the woods always turn into a terrifying monster that is OP and hard to defeat. I dont need that kinda added stress on my journey
exactly what I'm thinking
Wrong. The correct answer to an OP Monster lady in the woods or anywhere else is:
“I can fix her.”
Or at least that’s how it goes in video games.
Unfortunately, it’s pretty sexist bc for a frail defenseless hot guy to OP monster the answer seems to always be to kill ‘em.
Very few redemption opportunities for males in general in video games.
@@hiro2protagonist
That's why you avoid her my bro.
Why take on that unnecessary stress?🫡
@@MG007.
I dunno, isn’t it your moral imperative to try to fix her to stop other ppl from falling into the trap & being killed.
Like, from a utilitarian perspective, it makes sense.
@@hiro2protagonist
Bro Morally I'll put up a sign saying " You see a lonely chick int the woods? Avoid her at all costs because most likely she is an OP terrible monster that will be extremely difficult to defeat or might just kill and eat your dumbass. So approach her at your own Peril." Multiple signs all around and I'm on my way. The monster chick is left alone and if any travelers do encounter her they would have definitely seen my multiple warnings in writing and drawings to know to approach her monstrous ass at their own risk.
Meanwhile I'll be by the Inn drinking some good ale and enjoying some great food.🫡
There is a part of my brain that says yes. It is currently being overruled by everything I know about folklore and meeting strange women in the woods. That shit is how you end up owning debts you cannot pay to the Fae courts
As far as I know of folklore involving meeting random women in the forest. You'd either get eaten alive or get *eaten* alive.
And it's a dude too
This is a message to all foundation staff. If you are found making romantic advances toward the anomalies, you will be fired and promptly put in D-Class testing for Keter class anomalies. Thank you for reading.
This is a message from the ethics committee, MTF law's left hand is on standby, you are to immediately withdraw this warning as the D class is ethically restricted to be made up entirely and exclusively of death row inmates, breaking the rules is not grounds for termination in the foundation, not as long as we stand.
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@@PeachDragon_ oh shit fr? I thought for sure I was making a joke that I stole from Dr. Sherman himself. Huh, suppose the world takes humor in a variety of ways.
Wasn't he also just making a joke. @Dr._Vita
That’s not how scp works.
D&D logic says "don't do it, it's a trap"
But then common sense goes bye bye
And then U fall for U
Moral of the story: it was worth it
Easy question
Easy answer: No
Agreed are they trans?
No, I've played enough D&D to know a fey trap when I see one. 10 minutes later you're snacking on my life essence and I have to start a new character to avenge my fey enthralled older brother....
lol
bold of you to assume that i'm NOT jumping into that fey trap hahaha
EXACTLY! I can’t believe all the simp victims she would devour!
This made me laugh my ass off 🤣
No if saw you dressed like that I'd probably run.
If i saw you in the woods i would choose the bear.
context
Context is that I got hungry, sht was tragic.
@@aizen_arc73the context is that you don’t know the context
Underrated comment of the year.
@@tsrmmercy836mmm... bear sandwich
Well, if I saw you in the woods and you were kind….it could happen. Not today of course-maybe a small crush. I met my wife in the woods 28 years ago and we’ve been together since..
No. I don’t just fall in love with people just because they’re in the woods.
So shallow
Yeah, why the woods?
It's a joke cause they're hawt
Damn my plans are fouled again!
@@SaintShion🤣
Hot? Yes. Love at first sight? No. Leave immediately? Yes.
Hot? Eh. Just a pointy white girl. I don't see the hotness here.
This is the best answer.
This exactly
If they ever ask for your name, you should definitely tell them!
Said everything thing I was thinking
Naturally , no. That's a scene from a horror movie right there. Imma run
Yes that would scare me.
i would think she is a psychopath
@@petaglac8448You would be correct sir, “she’ll” never seem to get that & gaslight the fuck outta you tho. Cheers
The real question is: do you think my 45 would break your heart?
If I saw someone like that chilling in the woods, that's definitely either a witch or a skinwalker
Most likely
"In anime culture, a male crossdresser whose cross-dressing so convincing that he's often mistaken for a real girl."
"A meme from the internet describing a man who is intending to look like an attractive woman or a pre-op male to female transsexual. Females crossdressing as males or pre-op female to male transsexuals are often referred to as reverse traps. Some consider this usage of the word to be offensive."
Yep
@@JdjdbNdjdb no.
@@JdjdbNdjdbdon’t take this the wrong way, but what’s that got to do with the first comment? Sorry if I sounded rude or anything. I just don’t know why that was relevant, is all.
No one will love her as much as she loves herself
And that's a bad thing?
You will see...
@@mo.ka.9661I think it's a jab at narcissism while also being world play of the video's premise
Couldn't have said it better friend.
@mo.ka.9661 it's not a bad thing to love yourself. It becomes a problem when they become so self-absorbed narcissistic and entitled it makes them sickening to behold....most of us rather be around people without a self-important attitude...
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
Panzers in lakes giving out wisdom on the other hand...
@@happyjohn354 But is it really? What methods would a panzer have of determining someone's worthiness as royalty? Do you think panzers are sentient? Do they need a social movement to be freed from the oppressive thumb of humanity? Bloody hell if i know, i'm just a simple shrubber in this trying time.
@@desperado3347 Google panzer of the lake meme.
"But she's got HUGE.....tracts of land."
I love ross
No because I like women
If I saw you in the woods,
I'd walk the other way.
Life's already bad enough.
No need to mess with Fae.
Those are true and great words. Opinion shared
What is fae?
@@aleee2323 Fae = Faerie. AKA, Fairies.
@@LucanVaris ahh so I was right. Ty
This is the most valid reason for no I've seen on here.
My mom told me to never talk to people who record in vertical format. She's a very wise woman
this is a youtube short. they’re all vertical. it would be a great bit but this is so much of a wrong place to write that down to
Those days are past
@@proskuryak I'm sorry, but she never had a chance.
God bless her soul
@@proskuryakYour argument is self-defeating, and totally irrespective of the comment's original intent.
It's like someone saying they hate onions because they taste like onions, then you go "Oh, well, actually, all onions taste like onions actually".
Do you understand how stupid that sounds?
No, by the way, Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
It it possible to learn this power?
@@steventhegamer7187nah man it's just a legend
@@steventhegamer7187not from a Jedi..
I love you
@mushroomcactus6617 thanks pookie bear
Yes ma’am lol I love the hair!!!❤❤❤
I could never love you as much as you love YOURSELF!😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I was going to answer her question with a yes, but I think your answer is so much better, lol
perfect answer
Lmao that's clever. I'll keep that in mind, in case I encounter a narcissist
Everyone else already said it but:
A. Yes
B. Woods or no woods, we'd love you wherever we saw you
C. Who said were not already in love with you
Also your makeup skills are amazing and are making me try to do better with my cosplay makeup
D. All of the above
b and d
This!!
A. HELL Yes
D. All of the above
Hunter: "What kind of animal is that?"
*Shoots anyways.*
Exciting
"It's coming right for us!"
Satisfaction
Lol😂
IT'S A B****! (Lol jk)
If thousands of years of myths and folklore has taught me anything, it would be to run the opposite direction
Only by sight is attraction; love is knowing...
Wise words. There is no love at first sight only infatuation or lust. Love only comes with time
fr
Based
amen, brother
holy shit bro is spittin
Simple answer: I've played enough of the witcher 3 to know how to deal with narcissistic forest creatures.
Very good Witcher, we must stay focused brudda😠
😂😂😂
God damn. 😅😂
What do you pick? Silver or Steel?
@@Fitsthatmean27 easy one, Silver😈
this went to the wrong audience 💀
@NoodleAsianbro she is just using the video to show off some of her cosplays it’s not that deep
@NoodleAsianno at most you can tell she's confident on camera, which makes sense because it's her job.
The audio is cringe and dumb, but that doesnt make her a narcissist. It's not even her audio. It's a tiktok trend. Chill.
Seriously, self confidence in your looks isn't narcissistic folks, it might be hard to believe for the average comment goblin, but it's actually pretty normal to love yourself and how you look. The algorithm picked up exactly the wrong audience for this vid...
@NoodleAsianit's so cool to meet a psychiatrist online, you must be really really good at your job to diagnose someone from less than a minute long video...
@@Imperial_Squid right? Like all these people commenting she's a narcissist must be turbo insecure or smth, there's no way theyd say that shit otherwise
Yeah, probably.
Quickquestionnoreasontothinkaboutitbut
Where would those woods happen to be located at?
Got about 1,500 years worth of folk tales telling me to stay away from pretty ladies in the woods.
And here we see the reason
We know what your fairy tales say about pretty women in the woods, but what about narcissistic trans women with obvious plastic surgery?
Rumors say this is no lady
Dont care where boobies
Found the simp!!!
If I saw someone like you in the woods, I’m definitely going back to the same dealer
Bet 😂
It seams we got same feelings about this post.
😂
Okay this made me laugh. Nicely done.
Based 😂
If someone "falls in love" from just looks, it's lust, not love.
This. It's just basic biology and brain chemistry, which can be safely ignored by anyone with an actual capacity for intelligence.
When you initially fall in love, it's infatuation. Love is developed through relationship. Infatuation precedes the actual love. Initially falling for looks isn't always lust, it depends on the focus. If it leads to physical interest only, they stay in love for looks, that's lust. Yet if you like their looks and then become curious about them personally, that can be love, even though looks may have drawn the initial attention.
No frist impressions matter
this is too reductionist thus inaccurate@@Larzang
Over eight years ago that's what I thought.... But I'm still here.... ❤ as ever..... always and forever
The gods gave me 2 kidneys. I can afford to wake up in an icebath with one missing.
Okay, you win social media, I choose the bear.
Lmao
Extremely underrated comment
w comment
Okay social media, you win. I choose the tree.
The tiger,Give me the fucking tiger
Lust is different than love, mate.
shes not worth either
LoL 😆. Horny😉 is the new love. Hahaha 😂🤣
he's not a she.@@monokill7699
Not if you're doing either one of those things right it isn't.
I don't think there is any lust here, she don't even do of content.
Most cultures warn of a women who appears of the woods. Stay far away
Definitely a witch or succubus
The question is:
If you find a cosplayer in the forest, lipsync speaking and taking selfies, how fast would you run?
not too fast, i wanna make sure they dont hear me and start asking me what song im listening to
Im bolting it, faster than sonic
Don’t run. Fight.
To be quite honest if I saw anyone in the woods not wearing hiking gear I'm fuckin running.
So you’re saying you’re never in the woods, then.
@@SnailHatanSo you don't hike.
@@SnailHatanYOU yes 🤣
what about lumberjacks. they dont wear hiking gear. at least i never did
Yea most people walking In the woods don't go out and spend hundreds on hiking gear...I'm like 10 minutes from home haha
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying my taxes!" -me running away in the woods
Dan Vs was a gem.
If I saw ANYONE in the woods...I'd be running 🏃♀️➡️...I wouldn't care "what" they'd look like!
lust and love are two different things.
"Don´t believe everything that´s written on the internet." Julius Caesar
@@Scarliner"I'll make that pssy flow like a river, but ain't no way I will fall in love with it" - Bald the Impaler
@alchene321 autocorrect just took Vlad's hair 💀💀
Nah ...
@@Scarliner Don't be ridiculous. Caesar never said a crap about internet. That quote belongs to Atilla the Hun.
Simple question : Why should I fall in love with you ?
Why not?🐢
@@marigoldxoxo because I'm not a simp just like you
@@padox_800 lol was trying to be nice but that was mean. I'm straight but I just love her aesthetics.
@@marigoldxoxothat is lust not love
Nah, because you don't look like the type who would love anyone back.
She's for the -streets- woods
It's a dude
@@Planetyyyy life is suffering...
Dude looks like a lady 🤣
No it's not?
Yooooo! new insult just dropped! 🔥
This is what showed up when I searched for the song: "Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy" by Dog Fashion Disco
To quote Engineer from TF2
"Nope."
I know that guy
@@Thatrandomguy_9 based
erectin my dispenser
"Heck no."
"Falling in love" and being overwhelmed with attraction are not the same thing.
You didn't say no
Also nowadays people will kiss you or even sleep with you without being paid and without feeling anything for you, so why tf should you fall in love with anyone after just seeing them?
Love is oxytocin, period.
@@eddies6977 "kissing is just atoms in your lips making contact with eachother"
Don't fall for anything in the woods. Run home and call the cops 😂😂😂
Or maybe the forest ranger.
@@user-cv7kf1hb5zI've read the Bible, and nearly all of his policies on this end with jail.
@@user-cv7kf1hb5zyes you are correct 🙏
Fuck that your in the woods OPEN FIRE no need to hide the corpse
😂😂
I dont care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes