Note to self, do not take a drink when Gillis is talking it will end up coming out you nose. The “halt god damn it! I’ll fire! shit I just killed the general” line got me good.
It was States Rights and the 3/5 compromise started it all. The South wanted the slaves counted full for representation but the north didn't. The North was racist as hell and the north didn't have anywhere near the black population the South had. The north were full of Karen's sticking their nose in the business and making EVERYTHING WORSE.
If you go read the literal declarations of succession that the southern states made to congress every single one of them mentions concern over the loss of the institution of slavery as a main cause for leaving the union. They thought slavery was a state right in the first place, so even if they didn’t out right state it they would have still been saying the same thing. The real thing people get wrong is that it was the North who was not really fighting over slavery initially, they were more concerned with preserving the union and only pivoted to making abolition a main objective well into the war. Lincoln stated many times he wanted a compromise on slavery and did not support full abolition until it was politically acceptable to do so. One reason for that was because they wanted to dissuade Great Britain from offering anymore support to the south. Britain had made large efforts to outlaw slavery decades before and even had a naval force to shut down slave traders in British waters, they couldn’t find any support amongst the people or the parliament to openly aid the South any longer if the North’s goal was to end slavery. At the end of the day I know Shane isn’t saying that the South was just trying to preserve states rights, but he claimed that the South never mentions slavery during the civil war and tried to justify the war on the grounds of states rights. The truth is they absolutely did mention preserving slavery many times and went as far as to make it clear it was at the core of their argument for succession.
Yeah, the primary concern was obviously slavery. But they saw it as a state right. Obviously slavery is evil, but back then, the plantations in the south were so heavily reliant on slave labor to meet the demands of their industry. They talked about feeling as though the north didn't understand the needs of southern states, and didn't want to let the states make their own decisions. If someone is saying that the war was only about states rights, and not slavery, they're wrong. If someone is saying that the war was only about slavery, and not states rights, they're still wrong.
@@KarazolaX yea I think we agree on that, I said in the first sentence of the second paragraph that they viewed slavery as a states right, I was mainly disagreeing with Shane saying that the south tried to avoid stating that preserving slavery was a main cause for succession. I was trying to get across the idea that when leaders from the Southern states said that their states rights were under threat, they were including the right to slavery because they 100% saw it as a states right. Also for what it’s worth they were also wrong that slavery was essential to their economic survival, but I don’t doubt they believed it was at the time. Racism played a bigger and bigger role as US slavery continued to develop. There was a heavily developed racial hierarchy that didn’t really exist at the beginning, but slowly became more pronounced and was used as a justification for why slavery was morally acceptable. Slavery in the colonies started as a mixed race institution with plenty of white indentured servants and Native Americans among the slave population, however once the influx of cheaper African slaves became available and quickly became the overwhelming majority of slave workers they began to separate the white slaves/indentured servants as overseers in charge of African slaves so as to preserve the idea that whites were a superior race of people and holding another white person on the same level as an African slave reflected poorly on all whites. Eventually white indentured servants were phased out and since African slaves were viewed as inferior people or even a different species, they claimed no human rights were being violated. A lot of plantation owners in their letters to one another praised each other in ridiculously flowery terms as some kind of benevolent paternal figure who took care and gave purpose to their slaves who otherwise would have lived an unproductive existence as a leech upon the land. They believed the cultivation and use of the land “God” gave them was the best way to praise him and show their appreciation. In their mind living a life where you did not turn the land into useful possessions like they claimed Natives and Africans did was immoral and a sin against God and since they claimed they gave African slaves a way to be productive they were giving them a way to achieve salvation. Of course that belief was really only a way to justify their actions and in reality I’d wager most of them didn’t give a single fuck about their slaves outside of their usefulness to them. They wanted to be seen as the model southern gentleman, competent, productive, fatherly, loyal and pious so they constant blow massive amounts of smoke up each others ass in letters to stroke their egos, some of those letters are hilarious to read.
The truest, and most brutally hilarious irony is that the Civil War _was_ fought over slavery. It's just that it was the South who made it the central issue of the entire conflict from its inception, and then pressed it so hard that the North eventually went "All right, fuck it! _You_ want it to be about slavery? Fine! Wish granted!"
I relative of mine who fought for the confederacy had his arm blown off by a cannonball. He was put onto a pile of other dead bodies and he woke up before they buried everyone.
Key to taking ghost shits. 1. Find a sturdy tree with a slight angle 2. Grab the tree angled toward you with both hands. 3. Crouch while leaning back. 4. Give yourself enough angle so you don’t piss on your trousers 5. Do work. 6. Give yourself a courteous wipe. 7. Be astonished at nothing being there. You’re welcome.
Hole in the ground. Slav squat. Nothing that turns shit liquid in your system. Bury your shit or ill walk thru it later n blame it on the nearest homeless person.
The Confederates also invaded Kentucky (a union slave state) coming from Tennessee (a Confederate seceded state). Gettysburg wasn’t the only invasion the south did on the north.
I must admit, after studying the American Civil War for more than 50 years, I had never given any thought to how much gay activities there were and how the drummer boys were used for sexual purposes.
Man oh man. A few things missing. Shane did fail to mention the Western Theater of Operations. The Union was absolutely dunking on the Confederates in Tennessee and such. Fort Donelson, Vicksburg were in the West. It’s just that the mid tier and low tier generals just happened to be in the Eastern Theater, and in charge of the Army of The Potomac.
Honestly I don't think Burnsides was that bad, and Meade was pretty good honestly, he stayed in charge of the Army of the Potomac till the end of the war. Burnsides got shafted by some logistics, his plan for Fredericksburg was actually solid.
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions Burnsides was meh, and Meade was ok. He did well at Gettysburg. And Burnsides should’ve called off the attack when it took 18 days for them to get pontoons. They lost the advantage of speed and surprise. Initial great plan though. I will give him that
@@timothygilliam3924 I think burnsides should've gotten a lot more credit since he already realized he wasn't good for that post, which is way more than can be said for his predecessor. I think he wept when he heard he was being promoted.
I hope Shane's comedy loses momentum during his 50's forcing him to become a Gettysburg tour worker. A Civil War crash course with him drunk would be pretty awesome.
It sucks I have roughly 5 or 6 relatives that served in that battle on both sides, and it’s a shame because literally nobody knows about it except for people that are into the civil war
not often talked about, but the confederacy had exceptional sharp shooters for the time as well that made a notable impact on the mobility of union troop settlements
Imagine if Davison would have been smart enough to demand reparations for each slave owner's slaves. The civil war could have been prevented. But it wasn't. It was just a different time in history that people think we understand today. We don't.
I am cursed with half dumps, they're literally the worst. You end up using an entire roll of paper to no avail. It's like trying to wipe a brown Sharpie dry.
@@paulhowell4316Yeah that is how complaints work. 🙄 If you steal my truck - my complaint is going to be "I want my truck back" but really the issue is "Stop Theft" the truck was just the subject.
Wrong. Have you read every single Southern States secession documents? The deep South was for the issue of slavery States like some of the last states to leave the union Left for different reasons.
Fellow dirty woodsman here. As someone who has been stranded in the woods with no TP, and cleaned up after many animals, dirt works pretty well to clean shit. Seems counter intuitive maybe, but rub some dirt on it, absorbs the shit, then you have a dry dirty bum instead of a shitty bum. Also works if you happen to get some on your hands and have no soap, rinses right off in the creek no worries.
It was a company from a North Carolinian regiment that shot stonewall Jackson if I remember correctly from his biography. Jackson called out but they ignored it and sent another volley thinking the union were trying to get close to them to send their volley more accurately at a closer range
The Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the War of Northern Aggression and it only freed slaves in rebellious states. The northern states and union held territory were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment wasn't ratified until 8 months after the war ended on December 5,1865. June teenth was June 19,1865. The real last slaves freed were in January 1966 in Delaware.
opium became a staple on the battlefield. so the runs was basically a thing of the past. good to hear this side of it but i always wondered where opium played apart in breaking things up. after all soldiers disease was a thing.
Dysentery was so big back then, more people died of dysentery than fighting because they didnt have a clue. They would just dig a big hole that everyone would go down into and shit in it. Pretty easy way to pass around a deadly infection
Even though they had no knowledge of germs, viruses and parasites back then, you would think that armies throughout history would have figured out that it's a bad idea through simpe observational cause-and-effect analysis.
@rocketduck44 there wasnt much that could be done about it back then unfortunately. If you watch videos about what happens to surrounding areas when a large army rolls through you will understand why
@@Loyalist-DAWGBrother when 1/2 your audience is telling you it’s corny - it’s corny. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be too proud to admit you’re wrong. It’s one thing to say “I enjoy the old eps better more” … it’s another thing to completely lie and say the new ones flat out suck. New mssp is gas and you know it brother.
Stonewall Jackson was a major and teacher at VMI and he most likely would have retired that way if it weren’t for the war of the states. And West Virginia would still be the Western half of Virginia.
4:00 A lot of people in the southern army wrote that they were fighting to preserve slavery, it was a very common stance to have. There are many, many accounts of soldiers at all levels of the southern army saying explicitly that they are fighting because they do not want black people to be equal to them and to preserve the institution of African slavery. I think Shane misspoke, as _Jackson's_ motivations to fight for the south was driven by his state patriotism and not necessarily for being able to keep the 6 slaves he had on his property.
The war was because the union army refused to leave fort sumper peacefully instead they reinforced it and then after a battle with a remarkable zero cauasties to make them leave Lincoln declared war on them.
Remember, the law that stated any given state couldn’t secede didn’t exist until four years after the end of the war. What the Confederacy did was completely legal. There’s an old story from history telling of a squad of Union soldiers capturing a singular Confederate somewhere in Virginia. The Federalists asked him why was he fighting against Northern soldiers? His response; “Because you’re down here killing my people.”
Remember the Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the war and it only freed the slaves in the rebellious states. The north and union held territories were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment was not ratified until December 5,1865, almost 6 months after the war ended. The last slaves freed were in Delaware January 1866. June teenth was June 19,1865 in Texas.
@@CrustyRetiredMarine The Constitution says nothing about the legality of secession. The president is empowered to put down rebellion, which is how Lincoln framed it. The North won on the battlefield, therefore secession is illegal. Not everything can be tied up in a pretty bow. If you need a link to read up on the constitution I can send it lmfao
@@Brockliy interesting… might makes right? But I noticed that you noted that the COTUS says nothing about secession. No shit. But I do recall that the X Amendment says something about “everything not covered in this Constitution is up to the various states” or words to that effect. But you keep trying, Sonny boy. I’m sure you’ll eventually get something right. The law of averages demand it.
OMFG I am such an idiot…I literally just put together General Lee with the “southern” car the bad ass orange one from dukes of hazzard?!? Lmao…always wondered where they got the name, I need to study more history it’s embarrassing 😂
I haven't seen all the newer episodes of MSSP, but I've seen a few with just Matt, and it was a slog to get through 😅. Matt reminds me of my old roommate who justs yaps, but nothing he says has a point to it. I dont know if I'm jaded but when people act like Matt, I kinda zone out 😅. Great video on condensing everything about the subject, I dont suppose you have more historical videos with Shane?
Sooooo two things Matt you ever been diagnosed with like some form of add/adhd? Lol the amount of random pop up questions jsut reminds me of myself lol like a curious little kid learning something interesting and important! And than Shane’s patience to lol I would have told Matt to “just shut up let me finish already … stop being gay.” Lol love you guys !
Good Sir, that is not the case. Sure, there may be some overlapping parts with different videos because of the subject at hand. Also, I re-upload videos that were flagged by Commie-Tube as "Unsafe. I understand where you are coming from, good Sir. Remember, all feedback is appriciated. Bless you dawg,
Note to self, do not take a drink when Gillis is talking it will end up coming out you nose. The “halt god damn it! I’ll fire! shit I just killed the general” line got me good.
This a great bit, good Sir
"Colonel Epstein" was the shit that made me spit 🤣
AI on that bs
"I'm not cut out for soldiering"
@@Loyalist-DAWGthe outro just had me going hard
I could listen to shane talk about history for hours lol
Same but remove “could” 😂😂
It always devolves into rape talk
@@BOSS7871 thats how it was back in the day
"Yes masa"
"What? That's how robots talk"
😂😂😂💀
never stop uploading I fall asleep to the this channel every night
Bless you dawg. You make my day. I tip my good thing the', good Sir.
Sammmee. That's what I'm doing right now lmao
Matt “Pearl Harbor was a single plane” Glusker
Shane's Elon impression sent me 💀 "we gotta go to Mars bru"
"How was the war?"
"I don't wanna talk about it" 😂
Shane Gillis and his buddy explaining historic shit is fuckin priceless!
These dudes are hilarious
Matt mccuster fucking rules dude
The captain pointing at Stonewalls body: “That’s a load of crap!”
Stonewall survived for several days…long enough for the dumb yokel to be stressed as hell, hoping he didn’t die….
What Civil War? You mean the War of Northern Aggression like my Alabama history text book says? Lol
Fitting name lmfao
That’s not true I went to school in Florence Alabama and Harrisburg Pennsylvania they’re the same fucking books.
I love the north and south. and I can say white people and black people get along way better down south than they do in the north currently
@@WadeGreene-br9of💯💯facts
It was States Rights and the 3/5 compromise started it all. The South wanted the slaves counted full for representation but the north didn't. The North was racist as hell and the north didn't have anywhere near the black population the South had. The north were full of Karen's sticking their nose in the business and making EVERYTHING WORSE.
If you go read the literal declarations of succession that the southern states made to congress every single one of them mentions concern over the loss of the institution of slavery as a main cause for leaving the union.
They thought slavery was a state right in the first place, so even if they didn’t out right state it they would have still been saying the same thing. The real thing people get wrong is that it was the North who was not really fighting over slavery initially, they were more concerned with preserving the union and only pivoted to making abolition a main objective well into the war. Lincoln stated many times he wanted a compromise on slavery and did not support full abolition until it was politically acceptable to do so. One reason for that was because they wanted to dissuade Great Britain from offering anymore support to the south. Britain had made large efforts to outlaw slavery decades before and even had a naval force to shut down slave traders in British waters, they couldn’t find any support amongst the people or the parliament to openly aid the South any longer if the North’s goal was to end slavery.
At the end of the day I know Shane isn’t saying that the South was just trying to preserve states rights, but he claimed that the South never mentions slavery during the civil war and tried to justify the war on the grounds of states rights. The truth is they absolutely did mention preserving slavery many times and went as far as to make it clear it was at the core of their argument for succession.
Yeah, the primary concern was obviously slavery. But they saw it as a state right. Obviously slavery is evil, but back then, the plantations in the south were so heavily reliant on slave labor to meet the demands of their industry. They talked about feeling as though the north didn't understand the needs of southern states, and didn't want to let the states make their own decisions. If someone is saying that the war was only about states rights, and not slavery, they're wrong. If someone is saying that the war was only about slavery, and not states rights, they're still wrong.
@@KarazolaX yea I think we agree on that, I said in the first sentence of the second paragraph that they viewed slavery as a states right, I was mainly disagreeing with Shane saying that the south tried to avoid stating that preserving slavery was a main cause for succession. I was trying to get across the idea that when leaders from the Southern states said that their states rights were under threat, they were including the right to slavery because they 100% saw it as a states right.
Also for what it’s worth they were also wrong that slavery was essential to their economic survival, but I don’t doubt they believed it was at the time. Racism played a bigger and bigger role as US slavery continued to develop. There was a heavily developed racial hierarchy that didn’t really exist at the beginning, but slowly became more pronounced and was used as a justification for why slavery was morally acceptable. Slavery in the colonies started as a mixed race institution with plenty of white indentured servants and Native Americans among the slave population, however once the influx of cheaper African slaves became available and quickly became the overwhelming majority of slave workers they began to separate the white slaves/indentured servants as overseers in charge of African slaves so as to preserve the idea that whites were a superior race of people and holding another white person on the same level as an African slave reflected poorly on all whites.
Eventually white indentured servants were phased out and since African slaves were viewed as inferior people or even a different species, they claimed no human rights were being violated. A lot of plantation owners in their letters to one another praised each other in ridiculously flowery terms as some kind of benevolent paternal figure who took care and gave purpose to their slaves who otherwise would have lived an unproductive existence as a leech upon the land. They believed the cultivation and use of the land “God” gave them was the best way to praise him and show their appreciation. In their mind living a life where you did not turn the land into useful possessions like they claimed Natives and Africans did was immoral and a sin against God and since they claimed they gave African slaves a way to be productive they were giving them a way to achieve salvation. Of course that belief was really only a way to justify their actions and in reality I’d wager most of them didn’t give a single fuck about their slaves outside of their usefulness to them. They wanted to be seen as the model southern gentleman, competent, productive, fatherly, loyal and pious so they constant blow massive amounts of smoke up each others ass in letters to stroke their egos, some of those letters are hilarious to read.
The truest, and most brutally hilarious irony is that the Civil War _was_ fought over slavery.
It's just that it was the South who made it the central issue of the entire conflict from its inception, and then pressed it so hard that the North eventually went "All right, fuck it! _You_ want it to be about slavery? Fine! Wish granted!"
You should mention how Lincoln closed down hundreds of newspapers and created the state sponsored media that has a stranglehold on America to this day
"succession"
Shane is the smartest guy on this cast. Respect.
Are you listening to these guys? It's not saying much.
I relative of mine who fought for the confederacy had his arm blown off by a cannonball. He was put onto a pile of other dead bodies and he woke up before they buried everyone.
@rollt1de015geee idk probably the same way anyone knows anything about what happened back then. The info was passed down
Source: my grandpa made it up
Its doing Grant a huge disservice to say his tactics and strategy boil down to mass forces and attrition
He's on the $50 bill. FYI
@marcob2137 good he contributed a great deal to the US
@@pissedoffnation it was just an FYI!!!
@marcob2137 i know, wasnt trying to be snippy just sounds like that over text
Yeah, real talk that was Forrest. "Git thar firstest with the mostest men."
Key to taking ghost shits.
1. Find a sturdy tree with a slight angle
2. Grab the tree angled toward you with both hands.
3. Crouch while leaning back.
4. Give yourself enough angle so you don’t piss on your trousers
5. Do work.
6. Give yourself a courteous wipe.
7. Be astonished at nothing being there.
You’re welcome.
Hole in the ground. Slav squat. Nothing that turns shit liquid in your system. Bury your shit or ill walk thru it later n blame it on the nearest homeless person.
you'll need a tree with a short branch to put your toilet paper on!
Doesn't work
@@nawdude4292fucking lmao, the implications and delivery of this comment absolutely sent me
It’s not a ghost shit if you have to wipe ya dingus
That Outro has no business going so hard like that
The Confederates also invaded Kentucky (a union slave state) coming from Tennessee (a Confederate seceded state). Gettysburg wasn’t the only invasion the south did on the north.
Look up "21ft rule" for common handgun practice... apply that rule to their time and it becomes the "200yd rule"
This is how history class should have been
If history lessons in school were more like this, I may have absorbed more 😂
I must admit, after studying the American Civil War for more than 50 years, I had never given any thought to how much gay activities there were and how the drummer boys were used for sexual purposes.
"we like slaaaves" 👏🏾 👏🏾. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“No! Nobody brought an extra maaask”
Shane is my comedian and my history teacher 😂
Love the chappie talk
Did Gillis ever do a drunk history? Would be epic.
He hasn't, but if they brought drunk history back I'd want Shane to be the host 100 percent
Man oh man. A few things missing. Shane did fail to mention the Western Theater of Operations. The Union was absolutely dunking on the Confederates in Tennessee and such. Fort Donelson, Vicksburg were in the West. It’s just that the mid tier and low tier generals just happened to be in the Eastern Theater, and in charge of the Army of The Potomac.
Honestly I don't think Burnsides was that bad, and Meade was pretty good honestly, he stayed in charge of the Army of the Potomac till the end of the war. Burnsides got shafted by some logistics, his plan for Fredericksburg was actually solid.
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions Burnsides was meh, and Meade was ok. He did well at Gettysburg. And Burnsides should’ve called off the attack when it took 18 days for them to get pontoons. They lost the advantage of speed and surprise. Initial great plan though. I will give him that
@@timothygilliam3924 I think burnsides should've gotten a lot more credit since he already realized he wasn't good for that post, which is way more than can be said for his predecessor. I think he wept when he heard he was being promoted.
He did mention it… starts at @24:31… he says how Ulysses was winning and effing Rebs up in the western theatre
@@mralexsosa did he mention other generals or just Grant?
I hope Shane's comedy loses momentum during his 50's forcing him to become a Gettysburg tour worker. A Civil War crash course with him drunk would be pretty awesome.
I’m always amazed at how dudes can sit around and talk about Gettysburg and NOT mention the massive Union victory in Vicksburg.
It sucks I have roughly 5 or 6 relatives that served in that battle on both sides, and it’s a shame because literally nobody knows about it except for people that are into the civil war
@ It is sad. Gettysburg was big, but Vicksburg was important.
You must have skipped the 24 ish minute mark cause it was just mentioned as I listen
not often talked about, but the confederacy had exceptional sharp shooters for the time as well that made a notable impact on the mobility of union troop settlements
@ are u okay?
That outro is dope as phucc!
Ngl Shane got me with some of that, out here about to start another succession
Imagine if Davison would have been smart enough to demand reparations for each slave owner's slaves.
The civil war could have been prevented. But it wasn't. It was just a different time in history that people think we understand today.
We don't.
Guy who invented baseball was hanging out. Allegedly, Yeah he was at the civil war.
Like it’s just a bad fuckin social gathering 😂😂😂😂
Gillis needs to make a re enactment tv show
Agreed
There's a show called 'drunk history' he would be perfect for. 👌
I am cursed with half dumps, they're literally the worst. You end up using an entire roll of paper to no avail. It's like trying to wipe a brown Sharpie dry.
Shit, man.😊
"I'm not cut out for soldierin'" ☠️
Every csa states manifesto stated slavery as part of why they were going to war but it was only one of many reasons why they went to war
Wrong. It was the main reason of those in power.
I mean it was THE main reason
@@paulhowell4316Yeah that is how complaints work. 🙄 If you steal my truck - my complaint is going to be "I want my truck back" but really the issue is "Stop Theft" the truck was just the subject.
Wrong. Have you read every single Southern States secession documents? The deep South was for the issue of slavery States like some of the last states to leave the union Left for different reasons.
Love yew dawgs 🙌
Fellow dirty woodsman here. As someone who has been stranded in the woods with no TP, and cleaned up after many animals, dirt works pretty well to clean shit. Seems counter intuitive maybe, but rub some dirt on it, absorbs the shit, then you have a dry dirty bum instead of a shitty bum. Also works if you happen to get some on your hands and have no soap, rinses right off in the creek no worries.
shane is so good at impressions, jfc 😆
wtf is that outro? shit is just as good if not better now. Listen to the newest mssp ep and get back to me
Shut up you sack of wine!
Its aight
Disagree it’s gone downhill, hard
It's still pretty good but not as much as it used to be. The Adam22 episode made me actually gag in disgust tho
You can't argue with dorks whose lives revolve around a comedy podcast, let em whine 😂
If Shane only knew how much he truly belonged growing up as a naughty b in the south.
I would love to see Shane and the fat electrician talk history on the unsub podcast
7:19 Shane is such a grown up dude😂 he the best podcaster
J-burg....lol Shane hears J. Berg...."chill chill chill" 😅
Worth mentioning Longstreet was college boys with Grant. Quite literally just two college buddies fighting against eachother in a war.
We need a podcast episode where Shane and the Fat Electrician talk about history.
Matt just had to mention Savannah where I’m from. Fuck…. 😂😂
“Do they have banners and like’ we love slaaaaveessss?’”
It was a company from a North Carolinian regiment that shot stonewall Jackson if I remember correctly from his biography. Jackson called out but they ignored it and sent another volley thinking the union were trying to get close to them to send their volley more accurately at a closer range
I love these!!
"...their outfits.."😆
Sounds like Shane really needs to do a deep dive into Lincoln.
Nah it’s unfortunate but he’s a shameless yank and it’s whatevs
And why a certain small group of people like Lincoln so much……….
@@givehimthechairI’m genuinely curious wdym?
Jews@@Andrew-by4yi
@@Andrew-by4yi he's just stupid and thinks that jews have some magical monopoly on doing evil shit
Doing gods work brother
7:28 Well the South’s first invasion of the North after Antietam 😆
Thr best part is jackson didnt agree with going to war cause he figured the south would lose. But said if everyone wanted to. Hed do it.
Now we just chant S-E-C instead 😂
Please make this a movie!!😂
The Patriot with Mel Gibson is what you’re referring to (the cannon ball taking dude head off)
First battle scene in glory.
I’m starting to think the south had a point…on sticking it to the Feds.
The Magellan story is great. Crazy.
The guy that shot Jackson was William Bell, his descendants include Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone
AGB did not invent the telephone
What is the chord progression at the end?
big shout out to an unknown member or members of the 18th North Carolina Infantry Regiment; we salute you
You and your inbred family salutes a bunch of traitors? 🤡🤡🤡🤡 yikes
@@Wartech987 Yankees still seething nearly a century later
didnt expect that ending
The CSA invaded the north twice, not once.
They invaded Maryland during the Antietam campaign. Maryland was neutral during the war, but it’s in the South. Shane is technically correct.
Neutral states don't count
@@johndoe-kq1ctwho considers Maryland to be in the south?
@@austinlorenz5220 The Mason-Dixon Line.
@@austinlorenz5220if we don't consider Maryland we can't consider Kentucky
The Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the War of Northern Aggression and it only freed slaves in rebellious states. The northern states and union held territory were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment wasn't ratified until 8 months after the war ended on December 5,1865. June teenth was June 19,1865. The real last slaves freed were in January 1966 in Delaware.
The north just shot the racism out of the south 😂
@@kevina8858 They shot slavery out of the south. The racism very much thrived.
And slaves were just mentioned as the reason for succession in most of the south. But we like to ignore that.
@@truestory243 y'all nor big shane fans huh?
Secessionist cope.
opium became a staple on the battlefield. so the runs was basically a thing of the past. good to hear this side of it but i always wondered where opium played apart in breaking things up. after all soldiers disease was a thing.
General Gillis was a R.E.M.F.
Dysentery was so big back then, more people died of dysentery than fighting because they didnt have a clue. They would just dig a big hole that everyone would go down into and shit in it. Pretty easy way to pass around a deadly infection
Even though they had no knowledge of germs, viruses and parasites back then, you would think that armies throughout history would have figured out that it's a bad idea through simpe observational cause-and-effect analysis.
@rocketduck44 there wasnt much that could be done about it back then unfortunately. If you watch videos about what happens to surrounding areas when a large army rolls through you will understand why
Shane your the man mat your a good robin
Thank god you got rid of that million hour long soy intro
Good Sir, check the ending
@@Loyalist-DAWGBrother when 1/2 your audience is telling you it’s corny - it’s corny. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be too proud to admit you’re wrong. It’s one thing to say “I enjoy the old eps better more” … it’s another thing to completely lie and say the new ones flat out suck. New mssp is gas and you know it brother.
Stonewall Jackson was a major and teacher at VMI and he most likely would have retired that way if it weren’t for the war of the states. And West Virginia would still be the Western half of Virginia.
Rah
They wiped their ass with corn cobs dude
How do ppl not know this?! Our education system is terrible.
4:00 A lot of people in the southern army wrote that they were fighting to preserve slavery, it was a very common stance to have. There are many, many accounts of soldiers at all levels of the southern army saying explicitly that they are fighting because they do not want black people to be equal to them and to preserve the institution of African slavery. I think Shane misspoke, as _Jackson's_ motivations to fight for the south was driven by his state patriotism and not necessarily for being able to keep the 6 slaves he had on his property.
Sure Jan.
"The War is over States rights!!!!!" Which state right? "UHHHHHHHHHHH......"
"Let's get down to business... to get too many boyfriends at once!"
The war was because the union army refused to leave fort sumper peacefully instead they reinforced it and then after a battle with a remarkable zero cauasties to make them leave Lincoln declared war on them.
Elon's robots 😂
i think this professor gizzard is a damn ysnkee
Whats the name of the outro song?
Good Sir, that would be: Sanctuary - Kagoriii
Who is the girl?
Remember, the law that stated any given state couldn’t secede didn’t exist until four years after the end of the war.
What the Confederacy did was completely legal.
There’s an old story from history telling of a squad of Union soldiers capturing a singular Confederate somewhere in Virginia.
The Federalists asked him why was he fighting against Northern soldiers?
His response; “Because you’re down here killing my people.”
Remember the Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the war and it only freed the slaves in the rebellious states. The north and union held territories were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment was not ratified until December 5,1865, almost 6 months after the war ended. The last slaves freed were in Delaware January 1866. June teenth was June 19,1865 in Texas.
Damn of we only had more lawyers we could have stopped the civil war
@@MrBoyinsin nah… if only Lincoln would have followed the law.
@@CrustyRetiredMarine The Constitution says nothing about the legality of secession. The president is empowered to put down rebellion, which is how Lincoln framed it. The North won on the battlefield, therefore secession is illegal. Not everything can be tied up in a pretty bow.
If you need a link to read up on the constitution I can send it lmfao
@@Brockliy interesting… might makes right?
But I noticed that you noted that the COTUS says nothing about secession. No shit.
But I do recall that the X Amendment says something about “everything not covered in this Constitution is up to the various states” or words to that effect.
But you keep trying, Sonny boy. I’m sure you’ll eventually get something right. The law of averages demand it.
Legendary ending.
OMFG I am such an idiot…I literally just put together General Lee with the “southern” car the bad ass orange one from dukes of hazzard?!? Lmao…always wondered where they got the name, I need to study more history it’s embarrassing 😂
I got that beat. My dumbass thought groundhogs hibernate and wake up on February 2 every year.
Robert E Lee’s family property became a National Cemetery at Arlington Virginia as a way of forever shaming his family with war guilt.
I appreciate this admiasion @@joemamma416
Ya you should, Robert E Lee was one of the finest Americans we’ve ever produced.
@@joemamma416wait…..
I know what Shane hangs out with these guys!!! He is DEFINITELY The Smartest One of the Bunch!!!…But all Cool Dudes!!!😂
Pretty sad how so many Americans don't know our own countries history
"What? Thats how robots talk, sorry"
Shane is PORKFOOT
Someone send Shane a book on Antietam.
I miss these days. The boys need to get drunk and talk about how boss America was. Love you Shane, love you Matt. Forever my gay best friends
That end monologue made me sad
Connecticunts
I haven't seen all the newer episodes of MSSP, but I've seen a few with just Matt, and it was a slog to get through 😅. Matt reminds me of my old roommate who justs yaps, but nothing he says has a point to it. I dont know if I'm jaded but when people act like Matt, I kinda zone out 😅. Great video on condensing everything about the subject, I dont suppose you have more historical videos with Shane?
Sooooo two things Matt you ever been diagnosed with like some form of add/adhd? Lol the amount of random pop up questions jsut reminds me of myself lol like a curious little kid learning something interesting and important! And than Shane’s patience to lol I would have told Matt to “just shut up let me finish already … stop being gay.” Lol love you guys !
*Matt is Hella Gay for Ladyboiz*
Magellan didnt have slaves, John Sebastian Elcano, was the second on command
Amazing outro
Of course it was. Who shoots a neighbor for four years without a reason?
The problem was the main "right" in this context.
shane learning Elon is South African 😂
no hate im a sub but do you just re-upload these like every 2 weeks lmao
Good Sir, that is not the case. Sure, there may be some overlapping parts with different videos because of the subject at hand. Also, I re-upload videos that were flagged by Commie-Tube as "Unsafe. I understand where you are coming from, good Sir. Remember, all feedback is appriciated. Bless you dawg,
@@Loyalist-DAWG I love you dude bless you I was just giving you a hard time
@@scar9867I also shitpost. ❤
@Loyalyist-DAWG
Thanks daddy