Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes
Is it just me or is this podcast just not as entertaining anymore? I listen to the new episodes and I'm like "meh", but these older ones are gold. It's like listening to old Opie and Anthony clips before they "broke up".
@@amos-bobamus All podcasts are conversational cuckoldry. It's always just a coule guys sitting around having a mildly funny/interesting conversation with each other and you get to sit there and watch the magic take place somewhere else and you get to relate to things but you don't get to take part in the magic.
@@mithrandirthegrey7644 Yeah you're right and I think it's mostly because Shane isn't participating as much (because of other stuff) and there's only so much stuff to talk about. Also, doing the same thing over and over probably gets stale for them.
@@Mannydamon I've read more about what a Rhodes Scholar is since my comment. It's just an old international scholarship from Oxford founded under Cecil J. Rhodes.
Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude” Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house” That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated
Dude I'm so mad I just found these podcast clips 1 year late. I'm fucking crying from laughing so hard at work, I have to constantly stop what I'm doing to regain my composure 😂
Lmao I know I’m late but the Mexican lunches thing is spot on. I work with a Mexican husband and wife and they go hard during their lunch break. They bring so much food and pray for the first like 15 minutes of their 30 minute break 😂
My first job was at Burger King with a giant black dude that worked there named Burger. No shit that was his birth name. I guess when he was born the doctor said “that thing looks like a hamburger” and mom thought he was talking about the baby.
Hey do any dawgz know where I can find the story about Matt’s Korean boss talking about his random business ideas? Specifically when he talks about how “brack apeepo ruv uhspen money ona pitbuurr”
Shane as the dad in Matilda would have been hilarious! For real tho he’s more like the brother in that movie, just got his Matilda powers and smarts later in life when he started listening to audio books 😂
Has Shane ever gone in depth on his time teaching English in Spain? He discussed it a bit on Barstool when he got hammered a few months back but it was clear he was holding back. As a 10 year ESL loser still in the game I'd like to hear that. These early episode clips are wild.
Being on a lift isn't that scary at all. It's a different sensation than like a cliff or even a tall ass ladder. I know exactly what Matt is talking about "getting acrobatic", you can stand up on the 4" metal band that goes around the perimeter of the basket floor to get a little bit more reach. If you're a real crazy bastard you could stand up on the bars of the basket.
My boss at my current job told me I did a good job when he found out I hid in a box and flashed a bunch of my co workers when they came on shift. So yeah definitely won’t be leaving here ever unless things change.
I had a job in HS in the summers doing grounds work for a slightly above avg condo company on B-level golf course and during my work there I remember refusing to do certain jobs like operating a chainsaw to trim trees (I was literally 16 with zero experience wtf?) another time I went around the complex killing weeds with this spray and destroyed the curb side lawn all along the entrance of the place lol then my parens friends went out of town for 2 weeks and stocked their fridge up with alcohol & food and left some money and I no called no showed the entire time because I was like well I'm going back to school a few weeks later anyways who cares? After that 2 week party ended I went back to work really just to pick up my last check and they acted like nothing whatsoever happened, show goes on lol I was like errr alright then lol They knew I was always leaving at the end of the summer to go back to school and I remember one of the years while I was in college they called me to ask to recommend a friend to them LOL. I couldn't possibly be a worse worker, just goes to show ya lol
Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes
The dawgs 🫡✊
Is it just me or is this podcast just not as entertaining anymore? I listen to the new episodes and I'm like "meh", but these older ones are gold. It's like listening to old Opie and Anthony clips before they "broke up".
Because it’s like surrogate friendship
@@amos-bobamus All podcasts are conversational cuckoldry. It's always just a coule guys sitting around having a mildly funny/interesting conversation with each other and you get to sit there and watch the magic take place somewhere else and you get to relate to things but you don't get to take part in the magic.
@@mithrandirthegrey7644 Yeah you're right and I think it's mostly because Shane isn't participating as much (because of other stuff) and there's only so much stuff to talk about. Also, doing the same thing over and over probably gets stale for them.
getting $2500 for communion, trying to flip that by selling percocets, and getting robbed by your first customer is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
Almost as funny as Matt trying to become a realtor in 2008
HA@@Patrick.Weightman
@@Patrick.Weightman😂😂😂😭
Meanwhile, somewhere in central PA I was a child and my parents needed a house sold.
Read this comment as he told the story the timing is impeccable
happened to like three people i know. just with weed 😂
"If your husband found out about that.. he'd beat that guy to death with a vacuum" one of the funniest lines I've heard on a pod in years
I was literally uncontrollably laughing at that line for a solid 5 minutes 😂😂😂
@Sh4tterdL0g1c the shit they can say on the fly is top tier comedy only theo can hang honestly
@@alec6948 literally just off the top lol all of these guys are hilarious. I haven’t listened to a single other comedian on here in a while
@@alec6948 Mark normand and Nick mullen too
It was such a good callback , I had to pause it to stop laughing
I’m a cumtown refugee this was the video that got me into mssp thank you for getting me hooked on this podcast
Cum podcast
I'm also gay
Hell yeah, dude.
It's the natural transition dude. Gay dawgz
Me too
Matt’s Korean loudspeaker voice can lift someone out of a deep depressive state
Laughed my ass off
That shit was way too funny
its insane, i just had the worst day in a long time and that part of the video brought back some life in me like magic
Shitty apaparuuu!!!
I can’t get “Tom’s brother come to the office” out of my head
This was the most Matt episode, fake Korean singing, Rogue Scholar, getting rich by buying assets and running away from home at 22. It's perfect.
Running away from home at 22? That's called moving out
Unless he ran away from a wife and kids
@@FrikoSounds no he ran away from his childhood home
Lollll rogue scholar
“I continuously write about being high on Linkedin and it’s not helping” 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😭😭
Matt's saga from real estate mogul to robbed drug dealer was hilarious
The hair reveal lmao
few things make me laugh as hard as i do listening to matt's life story
Terry Tate the office linebacker! Throwbaaaaaaack baby
Matt doing drunk Korean karaoke with coworkers should’ve gotten him a raise
Shout out to all the rogue scholars
It's equally stupid to scholars that specialize in roads.
I would have loved to see Shane's face when Matt said that.
@@Moloch187 what about city planners and public servants in transportation. Those roman roads were good for their time.
@@Mannydamon I've read more about what a Rhodes Scholar is since my comment. It's just an old international scholarship from Oxford founded under Cecil J. Rhodes.
@@Moloch187 Now I know whats up. This is why I like the comment section. I'm on my way to being a road's scholar 👍🏼
I witnessed a schizophrenic kid beat another kid to death at work today. I deliver cabinets
Real ass dude.
@@obi-wanshinobi2353 He got a Schiz attitoo-ood
Please tell the whole story
@@johngoldsworthy7135 I watched Matt’s recording
Sweet man
Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude”
Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house”
That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated
Proud of the dawgz, they go from these jobs to making me giggle alone in bed on a nightly basis. Thanks for these videos Peepop.
Alone by choice obviously! Lmao
Get outta here bbg, this is for the boys.
Baby girl, I'll make you giggle in your bedroom every night.
Don't listen to these hating cunts Abbi. You support the dawgz, you're part of the dawgz.
1:07 "I dont know do you have mild downs? ... Me?"
"Don't they have Mexicans for this" no fucking way😂
My godfather told me this once
No fucking guey
As a Mexican, I approve 👍🏾 😂
@@noeazy818 Job security is a blessed thing
Real talk
Dude, such a service. Thanks so much for your clipping work
Bartleby the Scrivner might have been the best quickest reference I've heard in a long time.
Archer did a Bartleby reference once, I was super impressed.
@@paulfroelich1024archer has such good deep references. I forgot that’s where I last heard a Bartleby reference.
Dude I'm so mad I just found these podcast clips 1 year late. I'm fucking crying from laughing so hard at work, I have to constantly stop what I'm doing to regain my composure 😂
The hardest part is not being able to repeat what you just heard to normal people.
Me too bro shits so good
the humor of these two is timeless
Aren't these clips from 5/6 years ago?
Bro same I’ve been at work going to the back room because I’m laughing too hard around customers😂
30:21 From Shane not knowing what Patreon is called... to being the biggest cast on it.
I knew Shane's comedy but just got into this podcast. This is gold.
Comedians podcast's are usually 120x funnier than their standup
Check him on have a word podcast he was hilarious, my 1st time seeing his work
Holy shit Matt’s karaoke story 😆😂
Matt and Shane is literally like listening to my old conversations at the high school lunch table lol
Holy shit Matt’s business ventures and ensuing stories are golden
Lmao I know I’m late but the Mexican lunches thing is spot on. I work with a Mexican husband and wife and they go hard during their lunch break. They bring so much food and pray for the first like 15 minutes of their 30 minute break 😂
"Nahhhh you can't put them up that high.....you gotta get natives for that"
Mohawk Union Ironworkers are legendary this is not a stereotype
So crazy to hear them in the beginning and see where they are now. Proud
@@puckered6036 gilly and keeves is expensive to produce
@@puckered6036 #1
Really? Doesn’t seem that expensive. But regardless, where they are in this pod to where they are now is impressive.
This has to be the best photoshopped picture of Shane 🤣
The picture with Shane in a blacked video where Matt talks about the porn industry is the new winner
Can they all be the best?
@@cuzinzach4560 Can't avoid the hierarchical power structure dude
Shane wearing his Doug Stanhope costume
"Tom's brother come into the office" lmao
I was coughing laughing.
Matt actually hit that Sarah Mccloughlin song flawlessly
“People are driving staring at things in the road” *me literally staring at things driving*
Matt went thru life thinking it was really called "Rogue Scholar" and still doesn't fully understand it today
In his defense it's a useless title
Matt's stories are the fucking best
Shout out Shane for revealing his bank account. Fr makes me feel better
Love to see how far he’s come seeing as he’s rolling in it now
@@johndough007lol towards the beginning he says “I’m probably gonna have to get one sometime” talking about a normal job.. not looking like it now 💸
Im in the same boat as Shane, Irish and scared of heights. I wish i could fulfill my calling of being a coke head roofer.
That's The Secret dude.
Snowy roofs coming your way.
Lol! I started doin coke 2 months after becoming a roofer. It's great!
@@joeyboloney1489 it’s the dream. Never wanted anything more
It's so funny and heartwarming to listen to this knowing where these guys are now
when shane said "a lot of my friends listen to this when they shit" im literally taking a shit right now. Im not even joking.
We believe you bro
My first job was at Burger King with a giant black dude that worked there named Burger. No shit that was his birth name. I guess when he was born the doctor said “that thing looks like a hamburger” and mom thought he was talking about the baby.
Might be the best comment I’ve ever read. Satire maybe, believable most definitely.
Did he look like a burger
@@jessicahildebrand9712 looked like grimmace, purple
Arby's we got the pussy MEATS 🍖 🤪
Nah, his parents knew he'd be flippin patties
Peepop holding it down for the DAWGS
So I’ve been paying my 10$ for a while and still haven’t gotten the invite to Shane’s house. This is getting out of hand
Tell him you'll bring a new game.
I think Matt is on the spectrum in the best way.
Ma is definitely Ooooan the cheeseburgehs
*Tom's Brother
"Toms Blotheh. Toms Blotheh come to office" had me rolling....lol good writing.
These old Testaments are fucking gold.
As an Oregonian, I appreciate the “young Ken Keasey” reference from Matt
Hey do any dawgz know where I can find the story about Matt’s Korean boss talking about his random business ideas? Specifically when he talks about how “brack apeepo ruv uhspen money ona pitbuurr”
Even better, where can I find the story where Matt used to drown rats in Cherry Coca-Cola
Shane saying "the most I've ever had was $4000" is funny now since the big dawg is the biggest dawg. SODTAOE
Shane:
Do you have mild downs?
Matt:
Me?
Me:
Yes.
I died dude.
The Korean Beer Warehouse part has more rewatch value than Goodfellas
Matt’s Korean accent is so fucking good
Every single video has been hilarious. Thank you guys so much for content. Never stop
Shane. The podcast doesn't suck. It's literally the best.
9:17 this shit caught me so off guard im fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Selling percs with communion money is amazing.
That's a Delco tradition.
What is communion money?
"They jump off cliffs and do backflips all the time"
As a Native American I can confirm this to be true
Genetic trait
2:04 you can hear shane start to spin up a joke about schizophrenics killing "themselves"
Peepop is god.
And I’m certain its been said many times before.. but, the thumbnails are always fcking perfect 😄
as a hardworking Mexican I agree w everything they said😂
Thank you peepop for blessing us today
Sick dude I was gona say that you straight dunkem'd on me
“I’m a rogue scholar” is still one of my hardest laughs
This clip is legendary
Matt has to be the most naturally funny dude on the planet.
It would be cool to watch a video of Matt and Shane listening to this episode
Shane as the dad in Matilda would have been hilarious! For real tho he’s more like the brother in that movie, just got his Matilda powers and smarts later in life when he started listening to audio books 😂
Shane is too self aware for his own good hahaha always worried about the podcast l0l
Probably his comedian brain subconsciously trying to perfect the set
It was back when they actually put effort into them.
@@bardsamok9221it's from him being one of the first people to get cancelled. Was a snl cast member for one day.
The l0l takes me back to hybridding days😭😭
This channel/podcast saves the day
Crazy that they allude to Patreon in passing (not by name) as a possible way to monetise and now they’re the top pod on there for revenue
Glad I’m not the only one watching people climb crazy high radio towers for no reason whatsoever. Cheers boi’s🍻
Toms Brotha, come a to the office.
Has Shane ever gone in depth on his time teaching English in Spain? He discussed it a bit on Barstool when he got hammered a few months back but it was clear he was holding back. As a 10 year ESL loser still in the game I'd like to hear that. These early episode clips are wild.
do you know where that clip is
Yeah I would love to hear more about Spain
Yeah I would like to hear more about English
Being on a lift isn't that scary at all. It's a different sensation than like a cliff or even a tall ass ladder. I know exactly what Matt is talking about "getting acrobatic", you can stand up on the 4" metal band that goes around the perimeter of the basket floor to get a little bit more reach. If you're a real crazy bastard you could stand up on the bars of the basket.
Lol I didn't mean to make that comment as a reply to the English teacher in Spain question. My bad
Lol. "You can have as many topping slice as you like"
You got to be a special type of white to climb a cell phone tower and change the light bulbs
You guys crack me up great podcast
Driving in Philly listening to this. Passed by yakitori boy too. This whole city is a gulag.
I’ve never laughed myself into a cough but “damn dude it smells like shit out here” 😂😂
I’m cough laughing again typing this 💀💀
does matt really think that giving calendars of schoolgirls is a korean business custom
My sister lived in south Korea for five years and it literally is
“Dude, how sick would that be.”😂😂
turning into my favorite podcast
Shane: “Do you have mild downs?”
Matt: “Me?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Tom’s brother come into the office”
34:45 one of the top 5 moments of the podcast😂
Boutta start a new job had to come back to this before my first shift 💪
Glad we have the same thoughts on write me up.. “alright, cool, can I go back to work now?”
Haha this has aged well. Shane is taking over everything now. It's so gay. And I'm all for it
Keep this pod going I love it
The ep of Shane realizing pattern might work, not knowing it will make him Boss Hog from dukes of hazzard
This is a go to for me when times are bleak. Blessed be the dawgz. Our god is an awesome god, i know.
29:45 tha dawgs just groveling for 50 cents
Both you lads are Rogue-Rhodes Scholars 😂
I was today years old when I learned that it's not rogue scholar but RHODES scholar lmao
I sympathize with u matt
4:00 the epitome of working for health care. So true it hurts.
13:44 me too Matt! Irish rock climber here rock 🧗♀️
My boss at my current job told me I did a good job when he found out I hid in a box and flashed a bunch of my co workers when they came on shift. So yeah definitely won’t be leaving here ever unless things change.
The Melville referenced was awesome
Shane, I’m from the future. Things get a little weird but you make it buddy
26:23 I literally lived Matt’s life to a T.. except I’m not best friends with Shane Gillis lmao 😢😅
its crazy how Shane randomly goes "idk man i feel like the Podcast sucks..." like wtf
I had a job in HS in the summers doing grounds work for a slightly above avg condo company on B-level golf course and during my work there I remember refusing to do certain jobs like operating a chainsaw to trim trees (I was literally 16 with zero experience wtf?) another time I went around the complex killing weeds with this spray and destroyed the curb side lawn all along the entrance of the place lol then my parens friends went out of town for 2 weeks and stocked their fridge up with alcohol & food and left some money and I no called no showed the entire time because I was like well I'm going back to school a few weeks later anyways who cares? After that 2 week party ended I went back to work really just to pick up my last check and they acted like nothing whatsoever happened, show goes on lol I was like errr alright then lol They knew I was always leaving at the end of the summer to go back to school and I remember one of the years while I was in college they called me to ask to recommend a friend to them LOL. I couldn't possibly be a worse worker, just goes to show ya lol
These are great for driving short distances. But the highlights on a 12 minute drive.
I don’t know why but Matt thinking it was Rogue scholar is hilarious to me.
That story about Mexicans taking monster lunch breaks on a job site is SO fucking true
As someone who worked in west Texas i can agree.
“I’m worried the podcast sucks”
You have 1m views just talking about nonsense. It’s friggin awesome. 👏