There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it. Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
The golden era. It'll take a monumental effort to make Top Gear the titan it once was. Jeremy, James and Hamster were the perfect trio, and I enjoyed so many of their episodes over so many years. They were the highlight of my TV week. I'm rather glad it ended when it did, though, because good things often run themselves into the ground eventually, and I would have hated to see that happen to such a great series. And yes, I know it was ended after Jeremy punched a producer.
@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already
@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.
@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother
The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment. The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.
Best idea for a show ever: Three hilarious people with great chemistry just riffing off of everything they can say about the one thing they all enjoy. Take them anywhere to do anything and it will always be fantastic.
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
*theme sounds* "Tonight, Jeremy drowns in a river of excrement, Hammond reverses into the 'Sports Lorry', and James May dangles from a suspended tent" *more theme sounds*
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe" This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
Only idiots says "Blinker fluid". There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..
@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD That was a f..* joke you joke Ever heard of sarcastic jokes? Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke
The legacy of laughs and warmth from Top Gear and The Grand Tour under Clarkson, Hammond and May is eternal. When you consider just how outspoken and bold the trio led by Clarkson have been, their a marvel of the modern world. Very few other entertainment personalities today would come close. Most are either outright stooges, or too concerned about their career only make grinnable at best jokes or just plain dumb jokes.
1:00 so a few years later on the grand tour they just couldn't remember that they already had thus conversation or something? How ironic Jeremy's first sentence in the conversation he actually almost said word for word years later
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression
"middle aged"
Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of
Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time
Well said, well said
James may hanging 10+ feet on the air: CLARKSON!!!!!!!
Clarkson: wHaT
Funny.
You funny man
funy
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
2:08 the meme everyone knows
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this show is about vehicles
It is? Lol
Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,
4:31 is the best thing I’ve ever seen, 3 grown men standing around in the rain laughing as one of them tries to light an SS18 with a cigarette lighter
I think it must be damp
Yup
2 and a half grown men😂
@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction
@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp
8:00 'My crane is too small that's punishable by death is it.' James May is an absolute savage 😂
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
His comebacks are simply unmatched. When Jeremy said "I still think you're ugly." James hit back with "a crushing criticism from one so handsome." 😂
@@Terrezio Which episode was that from?
@@barneyward6448 Honestly I couldn't tell you. I saw it in another compilation haha
Yes.
Clarkson: [is quite proud of his Madame Tussauds news]
The other two: [immediate roasting]
-everyone liked that-
Cause that's what friends do
@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.
I love the ‘Jim’ look to the camera that Clarkson does
Hammond went hard on that, too. I always laugh when he starts talking about orcs.
"BEHOLD THE GENIUS"
*CRASHES*
I can't take it anymore, Clarkson is literally the funniest man on earth.
That is his grnius
His immediate face of accepting his fail..what utter brilliance. lol
Clarkson is a genius, but above all he is *an* comedian i believe
@@ethansmith9065 He is not a comedian, but he has comedic skills
3:36
James' and Jeremy's reactions to Richard going across the finish line on the side of his car is pretty funny.
I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction
@@AllCentaur or he’s a good actor
@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that
The double take
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
1:57 "in the plums" absolute favorite line😂
i laughed way too hard at that part
Which episode is that from?
@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge
Series 21 episode 1
EEN DA *P L U H M Z*
Roses are red
I’m deeply sorry
2:35
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU BACKED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
*James May laughing*
I knew the exact line and I haven’t even yet got to that part of the video yet
Noah Innenberg *reversed
I literally died rn xd
12:47
"James, you can't do that."
"Yes I can?"
Words to live by.
Jeremy also said crist on a bike and then we see crist on a bike
We just ignore Hitler on a bike
Imagine if the today Twitter was back then, immediate cancellation
@UCQdj8uQ4FFWFYNVUuVZnqyg Fuck off. This would still happen today. Stop being such a whiny doomer
*C L A R K S O N*
....
“Wot?”
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
That's why he suggests them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:28
poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
But but why in Burma have their horses got 5 legs?
His feet can probably touch the floor on any kind of horse.
jeremy is tall enough for his feet to touch the ground allmost so he knows when he outreaches his toes he is at the same level as the horse
I just realized that many of the memes we've come to see came from Top Gear
Always has been
The meme potential is legendary
Just now? How
Oh no! Anyway
Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use
10:18 the sound of an expensive lapel mic and its recorder being submerged and destroyed
Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it.
Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.
@@EleanorPeterson you must be fun at parties
@@EleanorPeterson holy hell, bugger off down a hole
@@kaikai5963 actually more fun than those guys who say "we know but we still like it"
@@kysrussiansandindians0 no lol just enjoy despite
0:35 Hammond’s short reaction upon realising what James said is so funny to me idk why
What ep is that?
hhHHmm
@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think
The laughter is perfect
3:36 The dobble take they both do, the sound, the visual of the car side-flipped is comedic gold. xD
I like how james looks genuenly confused
somehow *the* most Hammond clip from all of top gear
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
2:08 the meme everyone knows
"Are you sure that doesn't say immersed in wax?" most underrated joke of that episode. Hammond's rant was pretty funny but May be spitting fire
5:55 “she went up to the cash machine, and sorted out Greece’s national debt”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:00 _Ooh my!, that's a remarkable accident_
My parents when i was born
“Cus look”
**Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**
The Breeze'll be nice...
My exes when they dated me
Breeze will be nice!
10:28
poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute
Bruh I felt that lol
DeeDash they missed the part where Jeremy retaliate by saying that is the sound of envy
@@EzraDair bitterness and jealousy
what episode is it from?
11:56 James just calmly driving away. 😂
1:25 I love Hammond's face and how he looks around after he realizes what he said
Wait what does it mean
@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk
@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens
Shush regard
The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume
8:05 Top Gear Roasting the 2014 Formula 1 Regulations, is just pure gold
Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂
@J Sarandrea ok
I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao
The F1 did this to themself
6:29 RIP dove 🕊️
9:15 ”My scrutum is on fire" 😂😂😂
7:36 I never thought a man casually standing inside the cabin of a flipped over truck with his head sticking out would be funny xDD
4:31 “I think it must be damp.”
I just real
2:08 the meme everyone knows
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Roses are red
The sun is brighter
James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter
@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)
I would like to ask you
James took "almost dying from falling crane" quite well, actually.
The golden era. It'll take a monumental effort to make Top Gear the titan it once was. Jeremy, James and Hamster were the perfect trio, and I enjoyed so many of their episodes over so many years. They were the highlight of my TV week. I'm rather glad it ended when it did, though, because good things often run themselves into the ground eventually, and I would have hated to see that happen to such a great series. And yes, I know it was ended after Jeremy punched a producer.
Jeremy punched someone? Why
@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already
@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.
@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother
The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment.
The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.
7:45 this argument didn't feel scripted or anything. James was genuinely angry and upset, that was like an argument between two neighbors
It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.
I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty
Its because the show as a whole is unscripted
3:36 James’ reaction to Hammond sliding in on his side is amazing 😂
"Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?"
*Cashier nods*
6:52 “so sally is this family parrot??? , just watch what happens when I throw it out a moving Vehicle” 😂😂😂
the clip from 4:22 is literally my favourite moment in all of top gear
Yes
Same
It never gets old
3:23 Richard Hammond: AND Across the LINE!
4:45 James’ high pitched voice killed me
It sounds like Grover to me
10:57 James and Richard roasted Jeremy for 55 seconds straight
10:16 RIP James' mic
3:35 james doing a double take at hammond being on his side Xd
James may: I don’t like heights
Also James may: I am a pilot
You're stupid, he's inside a plane when piloting it.
@@automation7295 bro calm down
Is it you nigel?
I have lumbago
@@automation7295 and he was inside a tent when piloting.. the tent, stoopid
8:45 it's actually funny how the scenario Richard came up with never happens in F1 since 2014
James putting the lighter on the rocket is one of the best things he has ever done.
11:44 - the moment when hammod realised
2:07 he said the thing
he said the thing :D
1:25 i almost took my own life by laughing at that
3:41 "Hammond, You're Breaking The Car!"
6:28 I have never laughed so hard in my life
10:54 Jeremy double-checks the paper to see whether James is correct. 🤣
"'Ello is this Mr. 'Olland? This' the Queen, we are at war!"
One of my favourite clips from this show.
This entire show is “how can they show this on tv”
The “Clarkson applying butt cream” and “Hammond drifting in a supermarket” clips fit together way too perfectly
13:32 “I’m drowning in shit!” Jeremy Clarkson
Best idea for a show ever: Three hilarious people with great chemistry just riffing off of everything they can say about the one thing they all enjoy. Take them anywhere to do anything and it will always be fantastic.
10:28 they just went into smoke Jeremy Clarkson at all costs mode.
I like how Clarkson just lets them rant on about the wax figurine 😂
“If this had ears, it’d go **a a** ”
~Jeremy Clarkson 2012
*2014
3:36 Genuinely wasn't expecting that
13:30
"No there's a deep bit with fo-"
*_"I'M DROWNING IN SHIT"_*
The absolutly brutal roasting when Jeremy reads the Madam Tussauds letter has me in stitches every time🤣🤣
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
Did you watch the grand tour?
Anurag Anand grand tour is great
hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini
"my crane is too small and that's punishable by death is it?" Yes yes it is
Jeremy Clarkson: I’ve been chosen to be immortalised in wax
James and Richard: *peace was never an option*
6:10 “Oh God… my doves have escaped!” 😂
00:30 The pinnacle of TH-cam - a horsecock
5:42 is my favorite James May moment. So hilarious.
Oh my god. Another box.
Tbh I would feel the same if I was James.
Why is he dressed up as Hitler? Cyclist needs to be visible! lol still laughing
1:38 this is hands down one of the best top gear clips
May's double take while Hammond's sideways, is hilarious
*theme sounds*
"Tonight, Jeremy drowns in a river of excrement, Hammond reverses into the 'Sports Lorry', and James May dangles from a suspended tent"
*more theme sounds*
That's what I like in the bottom gear memes. They litterly just the short version of top gear.
3:40 Hammond is probably one of very few people who have worn a Rolex Submariner while rolling a Vauxhall Nova
Legally, at least.
Can we just appreciate how steady the camera crew is?
“I would love to be a drunk Queen” -Richard Hammond
I hadn't realised just how many brilliant moments there were in this season.
1:25
Jeremy's face is too funny
Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well
Hammond's rant about Madam Toussaud's is just a brilliant gem.
It's a shame he doesn't show this side on camera more often.
Jeremy: “Christ on a bike!?”
*Christ on a bike*
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe"
This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
1:57 the way that he said “ in the plums” just made me crack up laughing😂😂
“I think it must be damp.” Is possibly the funniest line in Top Gear history
2:53 nooo all that blinker fluid!
Only idiots says "Blinker fluid".
There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..
@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD
That was a f..* joke you joke
Ever heard of sarcastic jokes?
Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke
@@automation7295 and by the way:
"Only idiots say"
Or
"Only an idiot says"
:'D idiot
"James you've fallen out of your tent!"
Hammond pointing out the obvious never gets old lol
3:39 their reactions are priceless
6:00 I love my fellow brits we come up with the randomist things
Everyone gangsta till the missile start doings sounds
3:55: Either Clarkson is a heavy sleeper or the engine can start up quietly
Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol
I’m watching this on Sep 8 2022. 😔 the Queen can’t declare war anymore. RIP
1:20 always makes me die 🤣
The legacy of laughs and warmth from Top Gear and The Grand Tour under Clarkson, Hammond and May is eternal. When you consider just how outspoken and bold the trio led by Clarkson have been, their a marvel of the modern world. Very few other entertainment personalities today would come close. Most are either outright stooges, or too concerned about their career only make grinnable at best jokes or just plain dumb jokes.
8:29 Formula D
4:36 - that engine sounds _amazing_
what on earth is that!?
Caterham 620R, I believe.
@@cletusmcyeetus5975 that's a ford 2.0 duratec? Sounds so good, I am legitimately impressed.
“Here he comes”
*car is sideways*
1:00 so a few years later on the grand tour they just couldn't remember that they already had thus conversation or something? How ironic Jeremy's first sentence in the conversation he actually almost said word for word years later
"Behold the genius!"
*Pushes car into a beam*
“No you halfwit”.
Brilliant way to set the tone for the rest of the video lol
336k views in 4 days for a show that hasn’t aired on the BBC for about four years. There’s been nothing like this before or since - legendary show.
Sometimes I rewatch that whole special just to hear "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"