Rumor has it that Willem never saw the sailboat, and went mad with envy and jealousy, that he moved to LA, changed his name to Seth and became a Neo-Nazi.
According to Kevin the prop guy on the movie couldn’t get one with a boat in time, so they used one with a bunch of shapes, the prop guy even told him no one notice
Natural? 😂 Its the worst acting I've seen. But it fits the style, just like Clerks. Its not about the acting, more so of telling a grounded story with believable conversations. I love that about Kevin Smith-movies.
yep, cross, circle, diamond and star in the top row, then spheres on the second row with parts missing from them.. I can't make up the bottom row though..
Just me, or was Affleck always awesome in these flicks. Loved him in Mallrats. Loved him in CA. Loved him in Dogma. He always does a great job, no matter his role. Just watched 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'. Enjoyed it a lot more than I'd expected to. It was a rehash that knew it was a rehash, and just had some fun with characters we know and (mostly) love. HQ Smith did a great job.
@@joshdean3248 it's three rows of 3D shapes. The top row includes an equal-armed cross, a cone(?) a diamond, and a star. The second row consists of spheres with various sections cut out, and the third row just has some big bumps.
"So on my way to the Crabshack I almost got hit by a truck carrying a sail boat. And then it hit me. Number 238 on my list: Distracted Randy from seeing the sail boat in the Magic Eye."
Plot twist; it isn't a sail boat. What is it? 12 shapes in 3 horizontal rows of 4. A cross - cone - diamond - star (all extruding away) Half a sphere (towards) - half a sphere (away) - a sphere with a vertical quarter cut out - a sphere with 2 eigths cut out The bottom row is 4 lumps or mounds coming towards. My eyes have a combination of defects that make magic eye pictures visible to me with little to no effort, I can even watch them in motion... Sadly, I think this must be the only time it has ever been an even remotely useful skill. =P
***** Then you're not doing it right. Its shapes. The first one on the far left is a +. Then it goes to a circle, a hexagon, and then a star. The trick is the un-focus your eyes as you look at the picture :-)
Lol, it's like a backwards nostalgia. This movie came out when I was three but grew up on My Name Is Earl in high school. Now I'm finding out about this film after seeing _Clerks_ and it just hit me. ”Oh my goodness, it's fuckin' baby Earl and Randy!”
Not a sailboat. Plus sign - circle - diamond - star - sphere- inverted sphere- half sphere/half inverted - half&half,inverted/non, divided into fourths. 4 cones. ... really surprised the pic held up that well with how old the movie is and the video quality.
The mall was like the internet but you had to walk around, and look and talk and deal with other live humans. It's so creepy, the way things now are. Our souls are seeping out of us.
Anyone remember the really stoned guy from Clerks who says “That’s beautiful, man”? Willem is supposed to be that guy, and Mallrats takes place one day before Clerks... go figure.
Jason Lee was on fire in this film.
Earl and Randy were brothers before they knew it.
yep
10 years before they made My Name Is Earl when they were both n their 20$!
My name is earl good one
This makes me miss hanging out at the mall with my friends back in the 90s.
Right? That was the main place to hang out living in the burbs, that and the bowling alley lol
Ethan Suplee is legit ripped now. Very impressive metamorphosis.
Holy smokes, I wanna see a new season of My Name is Earl now.
Y'all see him in 'American History X'. He had to have been well over 300. Did a good job in a rather unsavory character. I like the guy.
Yeah...his skin sags a bit, but you have to remember this was a guy that once tipped the scales at 500lbs
he is now very fat again
trt is a helluva drug
Rumor has it that Willem never saw the sailboat, and went mad with envy and jealousy, that he moved to LA, changed his name to Seth and became a Neo-Nazi.
LOL THATS SO RANDOM LOW ;P XXXDDD
Willam is Frankie from Boy Meets World
And he drives a kidnapper van too.
william seymour-jones it’s not random. It’s a reference to American History X dumbo.
@@williamseymourjones9430 american history x lol
who figured 10 years later Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee would have their own show together
Who figured 10 years after this post, it would be off the air
@@Gdog4430 😢
@@Gdog4430 lol it was off the air when this comment was posted
....and they would both be devout scientologists
Who would have that 20 years later Suplee would be fit
I freaking love Earl & Randy!!
i love how they are always in movies together lol
I love Brodie. He always has an argument for everything always something to talk about. Always using huge words and shit
Flannel shirt tied around the waist.. that is so 90s i love it
Well... it came out in 1995, bro...
Why can’t they bring back or remake good shows like My Name is Earl?
Bj and the bear
There's a concept I can never get enough of, a man and his list.
Come on man, the show's not THAT old, it's only 16 year.....oh GOD. This movie is 26 years old...I'M OLD!
My theory is that Kevin Smith never predicted that we'd be able to see this movie in HD, thus realizing that there totally isn't a sailboat!
Thats because there isnt a sailboat its just a bunch of diffrent shapes if u go crosseyed then slowly back to normal u can see it
According to Kevin the prop guy on the movie couldn’t get one with a boat in time, so they used one with a bunch of shapes, the prop guy even told him no one notice
@@evilincoln23 If this were George Lucas's film he'd go back now and insert a new stereogram of a boat
Nah, I could see the shapes when I paused the movie on VHS back in the 90's.
Ben bumping at Jason is the most hilarious thing ever
, Kevin Smith is my hero and such a humble guy
A real young Earl and Randy Hickey
Man, the 90's...everyone looked so good
Earl: randy we're leaving. Randy: in a minute earl so they really say it's a sail boat.
I love how natural the acting feels. Also, that stereogram is NOT a sailboat!
@The Dude Abides No, it isn't. It's just a bunch of geometric shapes.
How do you say “love how natural the ACTING feels” and “that is not a sailboat” in the same comment??? They are acting....... this is a movie..
LOL so true
Natural? 😂 Its the worst acting I've seen. But it fits the style, just like Clerks. Its not about the acting, more so of telling a grounded story with believable conversations. I love that about Kevin Smith-movies.
@@warhedd I dunno man Jason kills it, most natural comedy performance of all time.
It's not a sailboat. It's random 3d shapes.
yep, cross, circle, diamond and star in the top row, then spheres on the second row with parts missing from them.. I can't make up the bottom row though..
@@rideaway3631 cones pointing in slightly different directions
Just me, or was Affleck always awesome in these flicks. Loved him in Mallrats. Loved him in CA. Loved him in Dogma. He always does a great job, no matter his role. Just watched 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'. Enjoyed it a lot more than I'd expected to. It was a rehash that knew it was a rehash, and just had some fun with characters we know and (mostly) love. HQ Smith did a great job.
I wish Jason Lee could help all of us after a break up. I feel like he’s always talking someone out of forgetting someone else lol
“Up since two days after Christmas”, as a former retail worker, I felt that.
When my mall opens back up I’m gonna go in and yell I love the smell of commerce in the morning I might get some weird stares worth it
I'm doing it!
I say it everytime I walk into a mall with friends.
I missed the 90s style and this movie. ❤❤❤
I still say "now i gotta start all over again" in such defeat
I LOVE the smell of commerce in the morning.
Wow you're really making that last aren't you
@@coreyabell6332 Waste not, want not.
Jared Ruff Please don’t say hit
I feel your pain Willam, I can't get these things to work either.
Fun fact, that T-shirt he's wearing is a photo of all the other actors that tried out for the role fused together.
Legends say Willem is still standing there to see the sailboat
"WOW! a sailboat!" literally lol
If it helps any, I can't see the sailboat either man. Seriously, those things never work at all for me.
Benjamin Nelson you have to relax your eyes
Plus theirs no sailboat its just 3d circles
@@joshdean3248 it's three rows of 3D shapes. The top row includes an equal-armed cross, a cone(?) a diamond, and a star. The second row consists of spheres with various sections cut out, and the third row just has some big bumps.
“YOU KNOW WHAT!?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!”
Oh yeah look it’s a sailboat
18 year old me: Brodie, man, I love you!
25 years later Brodie is still the best character in the askewniverse. Smoochie boochies!
The empty cup he carried and pretended to spill was the best part of this entire movie.
Legend has it, to this day he still hasn’t seen the sailboat
1:25 "ughgaa poopytripper" lmfao
"So on my way to the Crabshack I almost got hit by a truck carrying a sail boat. And then it hit me. Number 238 on my list: Distracted Randy from seeing the sail boat in the Magic Eye."
Plot twist; it isn't a sail boat.
What is it? 12 shapes in 3 horizontal rows of 4.
A cross - cone - diamond - star (all extruding away)
Half a sphere (towards) - half a sphere (away) - a sphere with a vertical quarter cut out - a sphere with 2 eigths cut out
The bottom row is 4 lumps or mounds coming towards.
My eyes have a combination of defects that make magic eye pictures visible to me with little to no effort, I can even watch them in motion... Sadly, I think this must be the only time it has ever been an even remotely useful skill. =P
You saw it too? DAMN IT! lol
T.S.:What?
I love the passion about small things
I don’t care what anybody else thinks i love this movie
*I love the smell of commerce in the morning* - great opening line!
The way Jason Lee trips after running into Aflec is so good
My God I love BRODIE! EVERYTHING BRODIE!
۵ χ ۵ he is very underrated
I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING
Dave before meeting the chipmunks
Too bad its not actually a sailboat.
***** Then you're not doing it right. Its shapes. The first one on the far left is a +. Then it goes to a circle, a hexagon, and then a star.
The trick is the un-focus your eyes as you look at the picture :-)
90s Hipsters seems much cooler than todays hipsters.
We didn't have hipster in the 90s, we had grunge🤟
@@Zanosuke well said, pal
Glory years.of the 90s. Nakakamiss
OMG. Ethan Suplee, Jason Lee, and Ben Affleck look so young.
I miss THIS Ben Affleck & Jason Lee!
Lol, it's like a backwards nostalgia. This movie came out when I was three but grew up on My Name Is Earl in high school. Now I'm finding out about this film after seeing _Clerks_ and it just hit me.
”Oh my goodness, it's fuckin' baby Earl and Randy!”
Jason Lee before he got destroyed by the Chipmunks. Good Times.
the amount of quotes from this movie.... good lord
til this day.. I still can't see the sailboat either lol
YOU KNOW WHAT! That’s not even the REAL Easter bunny! IT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
*A schooner!!!*
Back before the internet was everything. People actually went outside and lived their lives.
Ew. being in the elements? Sounds awful
How could I forget him in this role!
And Jeremy London was so gorgeous.
You take him and I'll take Jason Lee. Brodie is awesome, I love his energy, lol.
Such a classic movie
Absolutely priceless film
0:00 - 0:47
Not a single cut.
Not a sailboat. Plus sign - circle - diamond - star - sphere- inverted sphere- half sphere/half inverted - half&half,inverted/non, divided into fourths. 4 cones. ... really surprised the pic held up that well with how old the movie is and the video quality.
Now that I come back and watch this, I feel kinda sad that its not a sailboat. There are good sailboat ones out there, I've seen them
Love that, "wow a sailboat," " Shut up!"
“YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE, IT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!”
I can't see it either!!
i cant believe this movie was ever made
you wont see films like this , especially about the choice of words.
@@proserfina21096 you mean to say you won't see films like this because of their choice of words?
@@GalacticBlader You cant just use those words easily because there are many butthurt people today.
Young Ben Affleck this movies I watched before my god🤩🤩🤩
I *LLOOVVEE* 0:00 THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING
Doesn't look like a sailboat to me. Looks like a bunch of diamonds, stars, and inverted cones.
0:45
Heads up!
Is there still a comic con
How old was Ben Affleck during this movie? early twenty?
22-23
23
It’s so sad the malls are closing. It will never be the same long live Mall rats💯😬
The spooky sound effects 😃😂
Who else thinks Willem looks like Cartman here?
What the hell happened to Jason Lee anyway. He was my favorite of all this crew in these flicks. Damn.... Long time...
Same here man, same here. Was so easy as a kid and by the time I was 13 and had glasses, all was lost.
To be fair, I could never get those magic eye things to work, either.
Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!
The mall was like the internet but you had to walk around, and look and talk and deal with other live humans.
It's so creepy, the way things now are. Our souls are seeping out of us.
0:08 wow!!! David Seville vs Batman
More like Syndrome vs DareDevil.
Thumbs down for cutting it off at the funniest part.
Anyone remember the really stoned guy from Clerks who says “That’s beautiful, man”? Willem is supposed to be that guy, and Mallrats takes place one day before Clerks... go figure.
I thought that was Jason London but it’s Jeremy London
Since when are a bunch of random balls and shapes a sail boat?
"Monosyllabically," but he mispronounces it.
Its not a stage lol 😂
Yes, a cross, a circle, a square, a star, and several other shapes.
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monosyllabic
(of a word or utterance) consisting of one syllable.
(of a person) using brief words to signify reluctance to engage in conversation
it didn't hit me until years later that the line about BJ and the bear is referenced at the end of the movie when jay and silent bob get a monkey
I can’t imagine Jason Lee in anything but Alvin in the chipmunks
Wow had no idea the guy who played Randy was in this.
Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee look so different here, it's amazing how much changes in 10 years.
Earl y Randy juntos.
I wanted to see at the end him saying oh yeah a sailboat
It's not a sailboat.. or a scooner.. I saw circles and stars
I don't see a sailboat but I see a bunch of circles that are in order and some are cut in half
if you pause the video when its on the picture, you can see it, its not a sailboat its different shapes, but you can see it..
its actually geometric shapes, the first one is a plus sign then a circle then a square
I was never able to see those Magic Eye things either... I literally have one in my house that I've never seen
Not a sail boat…. Just some shapes.. 🤣
I honestly wonder why Brodie was so mad after he got hit in the face? He acts as if he owns the mall.