Rumor has it that Willem never saw the sailboat, and went mad with envy and jealousy, that he moved to LA, changed his name to Seth and became a Neo-Nazi.
According to Kevin the prop guy on the movie couldn’t get one with a boat in time, so they used one with a bunch of shapes, the prop guy even told him no one notice
Just me, or was Affleck always awesome in these flicks. Loved him in Mallrats. Loved him in CA. Loved him in Dogma. He always does a great job, no matter his role. Just watched 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'. Enjoyed it a lot more than I'd expected to. It was a rehash that knew it was a rehash, and just had some fun with characters we know and (mostly) love. HQ Smith did a great job.
Natural? 😂 Its the worst acting I've seen. But it fits the style, just like Clerks. Its not about the acting, more so of telling a grounded story with believable conversations. I love that about Kevin Smith-movies.
yep, cross, circle, diamond and star in the top row, then spheres on the second row with parts missing from them.. I can't make up the bottom row though..
@@joshdean3248 it's three rows of 3D shapes. The top row includes an equal-armed cross, a cone(?) a diamond, and a star. The second row consists of spheres with various sections cut out, and the third row just has some big bumps.
"So on my way to the Crabshack I almost got hit by a truck carrying a sail boat. And then it hit me. Number 238 on my list: Distracted Randy from seeing the sail boat in the Magic Eye."
Plot twist; it isn't a sail boat. What is it? 12 shapes in 3 horizontal rows of 4. A cross - cone - diamond - star (all extruding away) Half a sphere (towards) - half a sphere (away) - a sphere with a vertical quarter cut out - a sphere with 2 eigths cut out The bottom row is 4 lumps or mounds coming towards. My eyes have a combination of defects that make magic eye pictures visible to me with little to no effort, I can even watch them in motion... Sadly, I think this must be the only time it has ever been an even remotely useful skill. =P
***** Then you're not doing it right. Its shapes. The first one on the far left is a +. Then it goes to a circle, a hexagon, and then a star. The trick is the un-focus your eyes as you look at the picture :-)
Lol, it's like a backwards nostalgia. This movie came out when I was three but grew up on My Name Is Earl in high school. Now I'm finding out about this film after seeing _Clerks_ and it just hit me. ”Oh my goodness, it's fuckin' baby Earl and Randy!”
Not a sailboat. Plus sign - circle - diamond - star - sphere- inverted sphere- half sphere/half inverted - half&half,inverted/non, divided into fourths. 4 cones. ... really surprised the pic held up that well with how old the movie is and the video quality.
Anyone remember the really stoned guy from Clerks who says “That’s beautiful, man”? Willem is supposed to be that guy, and Mallrats takes place one day before Clerks... go figure.
The mall was like the internet but you had to walk around, and look and talk and deal with other live humans. It's so creepy, the way things now are. Our souls are seeping out of us.
1:16 Had to come back to this clip after watching Mallrats to see if there was a sailboat in the magic eye picture. I can confirm that there is not a sailboat. However, if you do relax your eyes you can see about a dozen 3d shapes including some circles and some stars.
Jason Lee was on fire in this film.
Earl and Randy were brothers before they knew it.
yep
10 years before they made My Name Is Earl when they were both n their 20$!
My name is earl good one
This makes me miss hanging out at the mall with my friends back in the 90s.
Right? That was the main place to hang out living in the burbs, that and the bowling alley lol
Ethan Suplee is legit ripped now. Very impressive metamorphosis.
Holy smokes, I wanna see a new season of My Name is Earl now.
Y'all see him in 'American History X'. He had to have been well over 300. Did a good job in a rather unsavory character. I like the guy.
Yeah...his skin sags a bit, but you have to remember this was a guy that once tipped the scales at 500lbs
he is now very fat again
trt is a helluva drug
I love Brodie. He always has an argument for everything always something to talk about. Always using huge words and shit
Rumor has it that Willem never saw the sailboat, and went mad with envy and jealousy, that he moved to LA, changed his name to Seth and became a Neo-Nazi.
LOL THATS SO RANDOM LOW ;P XXXDDD
Willam is Frankie from Boy Meets World
And he drives a kidnapper van too.
william seymour-jones it’s not random. It’s a reference to American History X dumbo.
@@williamseymourjones9430 american history x lol
I freaking love Earl & Randy!!
i love how they are always in movies together lol
who figured 10 years later Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee would have their own show together
Who figured 10 years after this post, it would be off the air
@@Gdog4430 😢
@@Gdog4430 lol it was off the air when this comment was posted
....and they would both be devout scientologists
Who would have that 20 years later Suplee would be fit
Flannel shirt tied around the waist.. that is so 90s i love it
Well... it came out in 1995, bro...
Ben bumping at Jason is the most hilarious thing ever
, Kevin Smith is my hero and such a humble guy
My theory is that Kevin Smith never predicted that we'd be able to see this movie in HD, thus realizing that there totally isn't a sailboat!
Thats because there isnt a sailboat its just a bunch of diffrent shapes if u go crosseyed then slowly back to normal u can see it
According to Kevin the prop guy on the movie couldn’t get one with a boat in time, so they used one with a bunch of shapes, the prop guy even told him no one notice
@@evilincoln23 If this were George Lucas's film he'd go back now and insert a new stereogram of a boat
Nah, I could see the shapes when I paused the movie on VHS back in the 90's.
Why can’t they bring back or remake good shows like My Name is Earl?
Bj and the bear
There's a concept I can never get enough of, a man and his list.
Come on man, the show's not THAT old, it's only 16 year.....oh GOD. This movie is 26 years old...I'M OLD!
Earl: randy we're leaving. Randy: in a minute earl so they really say it's a sail boat.
I wish Jason Lee could help all of us after a break up. I feel like he’s always talking someone out of forgetting someone else lol
“Up since two days after Christmas”, as a former retail worker, I felt that.
Just me, or was Affleck always awesome in these flicks. Loved him in Mallrats. Loved him in CA. Loved him in Dogma. He always does a great job, no matter his role. Just watched 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'. Enjoyed it a lot more than I'd expected to. It was a rehash that knew it was a rehash, and just had some fun with characters we know and (mostly) love. HQ Smith did a great job.
A real young Earl and Randy Hickey
Man, the 90's...everyone looked so good
I love how natural the acting feels. Also, that stereogram is NOT a sailboat!
@The Dude Abides No, it isn't. It's just a bunch of geometric shapes.
How do you say “love how natural the ACTING feels” and “that is not a sailboat” in the same comment??? They are acting....... this is a movie..
LOL so true
Natural? 😂 Its the worst acting I've seen. But it fits the style, just like Clerks. Its not about the acting, more so of telling a grounded story with believable conversations. I love that about Kevin Smith-movies.
@@warhedd I dunno man Jason kills it, most natural comedy performance of all time.
When my mall opens back up I’m gonna go in and yell I love the smell of commerce in the morning I might get some weird stares worth it
I'm doing it!
I say it everytime I walk into a mall with friends.
"WOW! a sailboat!" literally lol
It's not a sailboat. It's random 3d shapes.
yep, cross, circle, diamond and star in the top row, then spheres on the second row with parts missing from them.. I can't make up the bottom row though..
@@rideaway3631 cones pointing in slightly different directions
Legends say Willem is still standing there to see the sailboat
I LOVE the smell of commerce in the morning.
Wow you're really making that last aren't you
@@coreyabell6332 Waste not, want not.
Jared Ruff Please don’t say hit
Fun fact, that T-shirt he's wearing is a photo of all the other actors that tried out for the role fused together.
I missed the 90s style and this movie. ❤❤❤
“YOU KNOW WHAT!?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!”
I feel your pain Willam, I can't get these things to work either.
18 year old me: Brodie, man, I love you!
25 years later Brodie is still the best character in the askewniverse. Smoochie boochies!
I still say "now i gotta start all over again" in such defeat
If it helps any, I can't see the sailboat either man. Seriously, those things never work at all for me.
Benjamin Nelson you have to relax your eyes
Plus theirs no sailboat its just 3d circles
@@joshdean3248 it's three rows of 3D shapes. The top row includes an equal-armed cross, a cone(?) a diamond, and a star. The second row consists of spheres with various sections cut out, and the third row just has some big bumps.
1:25 "ughgaa poopytripper" lmfao
The empty cup he carried and pretended to spill was the best part of this entire movie.
"So on my way to the Crabshack I almost got hit by a truck carrying a sail boat. And then it hit me. Number 238 on my list: Distracted Randy from seeing the sail boat in the Magic Eye."
Plot twist; it isn't a sail boat.
What is it? 12 shapes in 3 horizontal rows of 4.
A cross - cone - diamond - star (all extruding away)
Half a sphere (towards) - half a sphere (away) - a sphere with a vertical quarter cut out - a sphere with 2 eigths cut out
The bottom row is 4 lumps or mounds coming towards.
My eyes have a combination of defects that make magic eye pictures visible to me with little to no effort, I can even watch them in motion... Sadly, I think this must be the only time it has ever been an even remotely useful skill. =P
Legend has it, to this day he still hasn’t seen the sailboat
I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING
You saw it too? DAMN IT! lol
T.S.:What?
*I love the smell of commerce in the morning* - great opening line!
I don’t care what anybody else thinks i love this movie
The way Jason Lee trips after running into Aflec is so good
Oh yeah look it’s a sailboat
Love that, "wow a sailboat," " Shut up!"
My God I love BRODIE! EVERYTHING BRODIE!
۵ χ ۵ he is very underrated
90s Hipsters seems much cooler than todays hipsters.
We didn't have hipster in the 90s, we had grunge🤟
@@Zanosuke well said, pal
I miss THIS Ben Affleck & Jason Lee!
the amount of quotes from this movie.... good lord
OMG. Ethan Suplee, Jason Lee, and Ben Affleck look so young.
YOU KNOW WHAT! That’s not even the REAL Easter bunny! IT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
Too bad its not actually a sailboat.
***** Then you're not doing it right. Its shapes. The first one on the far left is a +. Then it goes to a circle, a hexagon, and then a star.
The trick is the un-focus your eyes as you look at the picture :-)
“YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE, IT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!”
The spooky sound effects 😃😂
til this day.. I still can't see the sailboat either lol
Dave before meeting the chipmunks
How could I forget him in this role!
It’s so sad the malls are closing. It will never be the same long live Mall rats💯😬
Lol, it's like a backwards nostalgia. This movie came out when I was three but grew up on My Name Is Earl in high school. Now I'm finding out about this film after seeing _Clerks_ and it just hit me.
”Oh my goodness, it's fuckin' baby Earl and Randy!”
Back before the internet was everything. People actually went outside and lived their lives.
Ew. being in the elements? Sounds awful
Glory years.of the 90s. Nakakamiss
Not a sailboat. Plus sign - circle - diamond - star - sphere- inverted sphere- half sphere/half inverted - half&half,inverted/non, divided into fourths. 4 cones. ... really surprised the pic held up that well with how old the movie is and the video quality.
I *LLOOVVEE* 0:00 THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING
Its not a stage lol 😂
How old was Ben Affleck during this movie? early twenty?
22-23
23
Anyone remember the really stoned guy from Clerks who says “That’s beautiful, man”? Willem is supposed to be that guy, and Mallrats takes place one day before Clerks... go figure.
0:00 - 0:47
Not a single cut.
To be fair, I could never get those magic eye things to work, either.
Such a classic movie
Absolutely priceless film
Same here man, same here. Was so easy as a kid and by the time I was 13 and had glasses, all was lost.
Jason Lee before he got destroyed by the Chipmunks. Good Times.
It’s good to know how Earl was before he made his list and grew his mustache 😂
Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!
And Jeremy London was so gorgeous.
You take him and I'll take Jason Lee. Brodie is awesome, I love his energy, lol.
i cant believe this movie was ever made
you wont see films like this , especially about the choice of words.
@@proserfina21096 you mean to say you won't see films like this because of their choice of words?
@@GalacticBlader You cant just use those words easily because there are many butthurt people today.
What the hell happened to Jason Lee anyway. He was my favorite of all this crew in these flicks. Damn.... Long time...
The craziest thing is that it isn't even a sailboat, it's just a bunch of geometric shapes arranged in a 4x4 grid, a bunch of spheres, cubes, etc.
yup - first time I've ever paused it to check!
0:08 "I'm Batman"
Now that I come back and watch this, I feel kinda sad that its not a sailboat. There are good sailboat ones out there, I've seen them
The mall was like the internet but you had to walk around, and look and talk and deal with other live humans.
It's so creepy, the way things now are. Our souls are seeping out of us.
Not a sail boat…. Just some shapes.. 🤣
1:17 is just random shapes. THERE'S NO SAILBOAT!!!
To this day, Willem is still looking for that sailboat.
I can’t imagine Jason Lee in anything but Alvin in the chipmunks
Who else thinks Willem looks like Cartman here?
Since when are a bunch of random balls and shapes a sail boat?
*A schooner!!!*
The easter theme in this movie serves about asmuch relevance as the christmas theme in die hard
Lol that's not even a sailboat. It's popped out shapes, like stars and spheres and stuff, in rows.
Zoinks, I've been foiled all these years😂
THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
@@joebobjenkins7837 Only jedi mind tricks are real 😂😂
I wanted to see at the end him saying oh yeah a sailboat
Young Ben Affleck this movies I watched before my god🤩🤩🤩
Wow had no idea the guy who played Randy was in this.
Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee look so different here, it's amazing how much changes in 10 years.
I honestly wonder why Brodie was so mad after he got hit in the face? He acts as if he owns the mall.
0:08 wow!!! David Seville vs Batman
More like Syndrome vs DareDevil.
I can't see it either!!
"Monosyllabically," but he mispronounces it.
it didn't hit me until years later that the line about BJ and the bear is referenced at the end of the movie when jay and silent bob get a monkey
1:16 Had to come back to this clip after watching Mallrats to see if there was a sailboat in the magic eye picture.
I can confirm that there is not a sailboat. However, if you do relax your eyes you can see about a dozen 3d shapes including some circles and some stars.
I see The Rolling Stones Lip and tongue logo
Brodie man snoochie snoochie!
0:45
Heads up!
I looked at it for a few seconds, and what came up in my mind, Denver Airport .
And don’t even ask me why because I can’t explain it.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Yes, a cross, a circle, a square, a star, and several other shapes.
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No sailboat, just random shapes
0:08 - There is no liquid in here.