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Man, they really got to Tim apparently they're making him get in single-file line and he is obeying his master you better stick to the script or else cancel culture is coming for you next oh yeah Trump 2020
Would love to hear him screaming for an hour on a GTA conspiracy radio station. New Lazlow. Excerpt 'Lady's and gentlemen, the end has finally come! There's been reports of some guy out there stealing cars, robbing banks and killing people. En. Mass. He's killed like what,' turns away from Mic, 'a million people?', back to Mic, 'A MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE!! The Anti fuckin Christ is upon us folks. I've been telling you all this for years, yes or yes?' Or something like that, only much funnier.
@@maximusaralieous1728 OMG. I never thought of this. We all need to contact Rockstar and GET THIS MAN in the newest GTA when it releases. This idea is amazing.
Tim made me appreciate comedy on a whole new level. That last bit has the complexity of a symphony; the spontaneity of jazz. All loose ends tied together like great novel. Timely and tragic and disturbing and above all fucking hilarious. So damn good.
As someone who has conversed with some big money people. This isn't just art. It'll probably be almost prophetic. we just haven't hit the Final part of the bit yet.
Just because he is a comedian, doesnt make any performance piece 'comedy'. If I would describe that last bit, and not be so douchey in trying hard like you did. I would say, it like a spoken graphic novel ending/comic book scene. Very well done.
@@Stoney-JacksmanYou saying his opinion was douchey and tryhard just to compare it to a COMIC BOOK is incredibly douchey. I would have kept scrolling but you replied almost 2 years after they made their comment so I feel justified replying to your bitch ass 3 months late. "Oh the things he likes aren't cooool enough. It's more like the stuff I like! His cool stuff is 'douchey.'" L. o. l.
I love YMH, but the over-the-top laughter from the producers is a bit much sometimes. Ben's laughter is always genuine and at the right levels. It feels right with Ben back.
As a restaurant person, the rush he's talking about is the best part of the job. The sense of accomplishment when it's over is like touring the beaches of Normandy the day after.. Its an amazing feeling.
tim dillion show on a saturday night is like the pickle that comes on the side with your sandwich. you forget about it and dont expect it, but when it comes you are so happy and surprised, even tho it always comes with your sandwich.
aw come on Mr. Sir give timmy and ben more credit. We know these are coming every Saturday night and we wait for it...just admit it man..come on . This show is much better than a 🥒
Jordan Escorcio not only is he the side pickle, but he’s one of those limp wet pickles that you think are crunchy but is soft and strangely sour with an off putting hue of white liquid that seeps out of it when you bite it. Lol! He’s an animated, enthusiastic anarchist that lives to tell people bad news so he can see the look on their face as they wallow in their self pity of moving along with their meaningless life. Hilarious!
Pickles are disgusting. Only place that has them where I live is McDonalds and everyone takes them off. You would think they’d figure it out and just leave them off!
Tim’s final monologue about the rich guy and his last thoughts as the mob seizes him and burns him alive was truly amazing...not so much funny but tragic and insightful. Awesome...
What an absolute fucking masterpiece that finishing monologue was, just breath taking. Tugging at the true epitome of the knife fight that is the big city
I love Ben. Him laughing and him trying to keep from laughing is great. Totally adds to the show. Anyone who says his laugh is annoying doesnt know what they're talking about.
Man I didn’t realize how much I needed this kind of comedy. I found you a month ago and I’ve probably watched like 30 videos. I’m a liberal. But hearing someone break balls the way you do. It’s great. The hypocrisy of my liberal fam has made me want to pull my hair out. Just hearing someone joke that Trump doesn’t care about the troops. But not because he’s bad. He just doesn’t understand them. That’s was so funny. Because it’s probably true.
Man, I'm so glad your views have been up! I remember when I first started watching.. feeling pretty amazed that Tim didn't have at least a cult following with how hilarious and on point his humor is. Happy to see that so many of the LA comedians' support and have befriended Tim, seeing as he's been on a wide variety of their podcasts as a guest over the past year. I'm guessing his appearances on Joe's have boosted the following here tenfold but whatever it is, I'm happy to see it happening organically as if anyone deserves a following-- it's Tim! 🖤
One of the best. So underrated. I’m trying so hard to get my friends to just listen to him. Tim cracks me the hell up on every one of his podcasts and you can just tell he’s super smart and comedy comes naturally to him. He can just riff off of anything, it’s quite impressive. Not a lot like him. AND at least most of the ads are for new movies and the long talking ads he still makes funny. AND Ben is the greatest “sidekick”. Idk what else to call him LOL
OKAY so i'm 22:57 minutes in, this is the best Episode yet in my opinion. Hey TIMMY why don't we craaankk it down alil, eh? Cause now I'm def not going to bed
You are so right in this one Tim! And kinda on the same timeline as me. I’ve finally decided to dip my toe in. Going back into work today, slowly and check out the new protocols and making sure I feel comfortable and then making the decision to add more days to my schedule. Still cautious of corona but also need to get back to the swing of things. Thanks for keeping me sane these past 5 months. ❤️ much love from the Bay Area
I remember when I was little my mom used to put her cigarettes out on my head. Now George Soros pays me to incite violence at activist movements, I sell my suboxone and steal prescriptions from my grandma to fund my addiction to jewels and ridge wallets. After canceling my family I've never been more free. Never let anyone tell you you can't live out your dreams. I may not have an actual home, but at least my high cost low quality products from Tim give me something to live for. God bless Saturday nights.
wow....never have i laughed so hard in my entire life...the "good deal" part at the end had me rolling on the floor laughing....literally...thanks for that
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Tim dillon got bigger teets than pam anderson lol
Man, they really got to Tim apparently they're making him get in single-file line and he is obeying his master you better stick to the script or else cancel culture is coming for you next oh yeah Trump 2020
@@jsnow7775 We know that's you Ben Avery
Tim I just pushed a kidney stones out of the my dick its was so painful and now you have made my day better with the show thank you
Really getting sick of this undercover Antifa pervert.
"What has POTUS ever done for anyone else?" Everything since 2015??
Absolute degenerate.
Tim Dillon is the perfect commentator for the apocalypse.
Would love to hear him screaming for an hour on a GTA conspiracy radio station. New Lazlow.
Excerpt 'Lady's and gentlemen, the end has finally come! There's been reports of some guy out there stealing cars, robbing banks and killing people. En. Mass. He's killed like what,' turns away from Mic, 'a million people?', back to Mic, 'A MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE!! The Anti fuckin Christ is upon us folks. I've been telling you all this for years, yes or yes?'
Or something like that, only much funnier.
@@maximusaralieous1728 OMG. I never thought of this. We all need to contact Rockstar and GET THIS MAN in the newest GTA when it releases. This idea is amazing.
@@DH-ij9pe haha, thanks, I agree.
You may be right, he is so funny in these hard times.
All commentators come in pairs- whose his other half?
Tim made me appreciate comedy on a whole new level. That last bit has the complexity of a symphony; the spontaneity of jazz. All loose ends tied together like great novel. Timely and tragic and disturbing and above all fucking hilarious. So damn good.
I share your affinity for Timmy D.!
As someone who has conversed with some big money people. This isn't just art. It'll probably be almost prophetic. we just haven't hit the Final part of the bit yet.
Pure genius.
Just because he is a comedian, doesnt make any performance piece 'comedy'.
If I would describe that last bit, and not be so douchey in trying hard like you did. I would say, it like a spoken graphic novel ending/comic book scene. Very well done.
@@Stoney-JacksmanYou saying his opinion was douchey and tryhard just to compare it to a COMIC BOOK is incredibly douchey. I would have kept scrolling but you replied almost 2 years after they made their comment so I feel justified replying to your bitch ass 3 months late. "Oh the things he likes aren't cooool enough. It's more like the stuff I like! His cool stuff is 'douchey.'" L. o. l.
Finally the return of Ralph Lauren’s number one male model.
Facts.
Destination XL *
He’s also the most successful podcaster on Earth
M.E. That’s Ricky Bobby’s sponsor
Polo way of life
"We are all radicalised by our self-interest"
Beautiful.
The GOAT of podcasting has returned.
He would be...but hes lazy af..one podcast a week...what kind of sorry work ethic is that?..
Ben?
@@matjcarter hahahah
Ben
@@mikesmith406 he'll be co-host of tfatk and convert Brendumb Schlaub to gayday soon enough
Ben is back, the world is safe.
“No one is essential “
Tim and Ben are magical together.
Ben makes it so much better with the laughs
Bruh that last episode with the random kid behind the computer stressed me out lmao
, glad to see Ben is back also 💪
I actually taped a piece of paper over that dude’s entire body on my tv because he wasn’t Ben.
Dude i love the fact this guy is getting serious recognition. I live for his podcasts
Same
Tim Dillon got a haircut. He's trying to get that Gymshark sponsorship.
so did his little "weird Al" side kick
he's going for Lululemon
Total setup
Looks like a Kennedy
BobbyG still waiting for the natty or not on Tim Dillon
Red polo has GQ magazine staffers scrambling...they thought they had a holiday weekend off...but blue polo is OUT
Got that blue pony tho. Honestly, the navy polo is the surest leading indicator he’s about to go off, but the red ended up pretty good tonight.
Haha
Blues went out with Jong-nam
Red is really big this season. Tim Dillon the fashionista
He’s working at Target this week. Maybe back to Best But next week
“If I have a child I will encourage him to be a financial criminal “ needs to be the title of Tims autobiography
niiiiice-ur on to something
As I was reading this, he was saying it on the podcast. What are the chances of that?
Ben is back
@Eriss R. Nobody wants oscar
*Shadys back’tune* “guess who’s back? Ben is back!”
* Ben is black
Yeah we have eyes
Lol
I missed Ben. He is an essential worker.
I didn't mind the fill in, but he wasn't Ben and that alone made everything he did annoying
If you don’t mind mr. @Politcs1001BG let me rephrase your statement. Ben is a Hero. Thank you your honor I rest my case.
I love YMH, but the over-the-top laughter from the producers is a bit much sometimes. Ben's laughter is always genuine and at the right levels. It feels right with Ben back.
:(
😭😭😭😭
Finally, the driving force of my week has arrived.
Precisely what he is
Ben has returned to the pod, nature is healing.
Wildfires are put out now
my goddamn sides
Y’know?
Y’know...
Y’know!
Y’know.
Same word but completely different meanings to Tim.
That’s how it is in New Jersey/New York Lol same with “You good?”
that’s bc he’s a genius. a verbal shakespeare. a walking nobel prize.
The last bit was amazing - an innovative mashup of truth, comedy, political commentary, insight into class warfare. Profound.
Friendship with Joe Rogan ended, now Tim Dillon is my best friend.
Rip joe hogan
RIP hogan
Yeah, I feel like I liked Rogan because I didn't know of Tim Dillion yet..
Jose wdym?
What happened
“Good luck dressing up as Sexy Derrick Chauvin.” 😂😭💀
Tim is lookin sharp today
kinda Man in the High Castle chic.
He hit the big n tall shop and yelled “I don’t need a mask! Do you know who I am?!?!”
Ain't nuthin sharp about Tim's body. Kool Aid man is suing for copyright.
Cute ❤
As a restaurant person, the rush he's talking about is the best part of the job. The sense of accomplishment when it's over is like touring the beaches of Normandy the day after.. Its an amazing feeling.
I postponed a peaceful protest for this
fiery but otherwise peaceful and well behaved
I thought those don’t exist anymore🤔
@@dogzer Hey now, fire is above politics.
I'm scared this podcast will get tooo big then ppl will come after Tim. This shit is just getting better and better
Im sure Sexy Derek Chauvin will come back to bite him lmao
fuck they/them
tim dillion show on a saturday night is like the pickle that comes on the side with your sandwich. you forget about it and dont expect it, but when it comes you are so happy and surprised, even tho it always comes with your sandwich.
aw come on Mr. Sir give timmy and ben more credit. We know these are coming every Saturday night and we wait for it...just admit it man..come on . This show is much better than a 🥒
Jordan Escorcio not only is he the side pickle, but he’s one of those limp wet pickles that you think are crunchy but is soft and strangely sour with an off putting hue of white liquid that seeps out of it when you bite it.
Lol! He’s an animated, enthusiastic anarchist that lives to tell people bad news so he can see the look on their face as they wallow in their self pity of moving along with their meaningless life.
Hilarious!
@@jacobvanveit3437 😂 and yet we keep coming back, there's something's I'll never quite fully understand 🤔
Pickles are disgusting. Only place that has them where I live is McDonalds and everyone takes them off. You would think they’d figure it out and just leave them off!
It's SAMwitch!
This is so fus-trating!
😆
Anyone like prets-sells?
You know tims snapping when Bens doing the autism dance
I believe everything Tim Dillon says.
Amen.
and you should lol
And I believe
@Bun Bun it is
Yes or yes?
Ben looks like a young SS German soldier.
No he does.
Yes or yes
Yeah germans rocked the undercut 100 years ago. If you know you know.
Benjamin Himmler
JA MEIN FUHRER, SEHR GUT.
Nazi Light - Less Filling!
I'm showing up to work this Halloween in black-face.
Don't expect a handshake
Do it. No more tiptoeing around these snowflakes.
closer20jc better yet come in white face covered in cocaine
Its just what it is
Nice but... Try something different. Yellow face
Come for Tim's jokes.
Stay for Ben's reactions.
I vape every time Ben does
Perfect
Simple life for us...
i've got bad news…😭
come for the laughs, stay for the shock therapy
Ben has been rescued from the stunning estate that is epstein island it was a real knife fight out there and he couldn't handle the heat
Yes or yes.
Yes
Life in the big city
Fortgitboutit ehhh!
In order to get out, he must have been long island strong
“What are you, Terence McKenna?” That rant was probably the best yet Tim
Great avatar
Terence Mckenna was close with Tim Leary, a scion of Allister Crowley who decided to carry on his work.
Tim Dillon is beaming with Optimism as usual.
Got that Corona Glow.
When are we gonna get the yes or yes t-shirt?
The GOAT has returned !!! ... BEN !!!
Tried listening to this on a train without laughing like a mental patient every 45 seconds. Still working on it.
This episode proves how valuable Ben is to this show. Ben listening and laughing makes The Tim Dillon Show. Ying/yang.
I just go back and watch these old episodes on my way to work in the morning
Dude this was basically a comedy special from start to finish fucking brilliant
I saw a girl on Hinge who said this was her favorite podcast
Is she very pregnant now? Yes or yes?
That's Ray Kump catfishing
She’s a BBC addict
What's Hinge
@@alexl.4362 dating app
I literally just started following Tims channel last week. I’m so happy I have so many old videos to go back to and binge. Freaking genius. I love it.
I love falling asleep as Tim screams into the mic.
That hair looks good, Timmy.
Tim’s final monologue about the rich guy and his last thoughts as the mob seizes him and burns him alive was truly amazing...not so much funny but tragic and insightful. Awesome...
the only podcast where i actually listen to the ads fully
What an absolute fucking masterpiece that finishing monologue was, just breath taking. Tugging at the true epitome of the knife fight that is the big city
Tim is protecting himself against covaids by avoiding Wifi . That’s science.
He just has to avoid the 5G
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches masks prevent 5g maybe
He needs to wear tinfoil facemask for 5G protection
@@dogzer tin foil doesnt exist anymore, only aluminium foil which doesnt block the waves
Jose Díaz emf shielding would stop the 5g efficiently
"This is how Ellen DeGeneres treats her staff" LOL
Its quite rare for a comedian to genuinely make you laugh out loud, But Tim does that consistently. The guy need to visit the UK he's loved ere
I’m a Marine veteran and Tim’s take on the military made me fucking laugh my ass off. This is the humor we love. Keep it up.
Were we all waiting on this upload yes or yes?
Yes or yes? Yes or yes.
Yes and Yes.
Yay Ben's back! I missed his giggling
Finally a podcast I can listen to for parenting advice that makes sense
I love Ben. Him laughing and him trying to keep from laughing is great. Totally adds to the show. Anyone who says his laugh is annoying doesnt know what they're talking about.
Hello Benjamin, welcome back to the Tim Dillon Show.
haha just got back from a hike 4 days in the woods, I couldn't stop laughing at Tim calling me out. I already want to go back.
Thank you for the content you make Tim we appreciate it
Man I didn’t realize how much I needed this kind of comedy. I found you a month ago and I’ve probably watched like 30 videos. I’m a liberal. But hearing someone break balls the way you do. It’s great. The hypocrisy of my liberal fam has made me want to pull my hair out. Just hearing someone joke that Trump doesn’t care about the troops. But not because he’s bad. He just doesn’t understand them. That’s was so funny. Because it’s probably true.
i do not personally support trump but seeing how worked up people and all the stupid shit he says cracks me up. Politics are a literal WWE match
I have been falling in love with the National Parks this summer all over again... I feel like Tim is speaking directly to me. Hilarious!
Man, I'm so glad your views have been up! I remember when I first started watching.. feeling pretty amazed that Tim didn't have at least a cult following with how hilarious and on point his humor is. Happy to see that so many of the LA comedians' support and have befriended Tim, seeing as he's been on a wide variety of their podcasts as a guest over the past year. I'm guessing his appearances on Joe's have boosted the following here tenfold but whatever it is, I'm happy to see it happening organically as if anyone deserves a following-- it's Tim! 🖤
As a naval reservist, I would make the ultimate sacrifice to sell high quality, low cost Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.
true patriotism
Better Help has a bit of a Twitter problem.
Love to see you here, Mr. City
@@stephencardone You love to see it
we need new content man...i think ive watched your videos 3 times already,
I love that one of my favorite youtuber’s is a fan of one of my favorite comedians. I can’t wait for a post Covid Nerd City video.
Looks like that new ethot video is taking a strange turn.
That closing story was really something special.
One of the best. So underrated. I’m trying so hard to get my friends to just listen to him. Tim cracks me the hell up on every one of his podcasts and you can just tell he’s super smart and comedy comes naturally to him. He can just riff off of anything, it’s quite impressive. Not a lot like him. AND at least most of the ads are for new movies and the long talking ads he still makes funny. AND Ben is the greatest “sidekick”. Idk what else to call him LOL
"This wasn't about equality, it was about calamari."
Sometimes I just wish Tim would do an entire podcast on the ridge wallet...
Thought Tim killed Ben. Forgitbouit!
Tim defeat Ben at knife fight
If you EVER massacre fuhgettaboudit like that again, you're gonna get more than a stern talking-to. Got it?!
L Dobbs aye foebit!
@@ldobbs2384 should've said, Capeesh?!
“Don’t bother the aliens with your life decisions” 🤣🤣🤣
LOLLLL 😂 omg I died laughing at that part, so good
''trans batman'' is my favorite quote of all time
Haircuts look good gentlemen!
OKAY so i'm 22:57 minutes in, this is the best Episode yet in my opinion. Hey TIMMY why don't we craaankk it down alil, eh? Cause now I'm def not going to bed
Truly the most entertaining man in comedy/podcasting/entertainment as a whole
Tim should do a restaurant or food review show
You are so right in this one Tim! And kinda on the same timeline as me. I’ve finally decided to dip my toe in. Going back into work today, slowly and check out the new protocols and making sure I feel comfortable and then making the decision to add more days to my schedule. Still cautious of corona but also need to get back to the swing of things. Thanks for keeping me sane these past 5 months. ❤️ much love from the Bay Area
Man I wish I would have discovered Tun during this time period. Would have kept me sane during COVID
Can confirm, he kept me sane during that time. Here's to the next pandy
That bit from 01:19:00 - 01:27:00 could easily be made in a movie- The Wall Street Guy. Great narration. Hats off. Pure genius. Surreal.
Tim is the reason Rogan is leaving. YES OR YES?
Red Bar wants so bad to take that credit
life in the big city
Rogan isn’t leaving he’s just moving location.
The end to this may be Tim's best. The progression of the story was just fucking beautiful
Ben is back! These two guys make my day, thanks for making me smile!
Ralph Lauren was boring before Tim wore it
Bens laughter really ties the show together. Love the show
if you're out to dinner with someone and they start talking about a chart, it's not gonna be a good night
Tim Dillon in a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt ranting about life + Ben's subtle laugh. Name a better duo.
Tim Dillon and Ray Kump
I love tim looking 5 miles left of the camera to read his ads lol
that last 10 min. riff was amazing
When I come home drunk from the club on Saturday night, Its Tim that im listening to
I remember when I was little my mom used to put her cigarettes out on my head. Now George Soros pays me to incite violence at activist movements, I sell my suboxone and steal prescriptions from my grandma to fund my addiction to jewels and ridge wallets. After canceling my family I've never been more free. Never let anyone tell you you can't live out your dreams. I may not have an actual home, but at least my high cost low quality products from Tim give me something to live for. God bless Saturday nights.
Living in a tent in the keys with your hot Cherokee girlfriend is more home than any man needs.
@@juankenon Does actually sound pretty good.
amen brother! trust the plannnnnnnnn
Stress Factory show was amazing! I brought two friends who never heard Tim before and now they are big fans!
A few seconds before the end of each show I whisper to the Tim on my screen "finish in my mouth"
Best podcast out. Great job Tim and Ben wishing success
Firefighters parking their trucks illegally to get coffee is still one of my favorite Life in the Big City sighs
“ If I were to have a child....I would encourage them to be a financial criminal” -ladies and gentlemen the funniest podcaster on the planet
Ben's back hoorah and Tim looks thinner IMO. Maybe red is slimming I can't tell
It’s the haircut
Bluechew is working
Looks like a lobstah fresh out the watahh
He sweat it out at temps of 118
Tim Dillon needs a radio show in GTA 6
tim where are my jewels? my aunt and uncle are now dead
He messaged me and said the jewels will be shipping soon due to circumstances. It’s understandable.
Tim's clean haircut is the perfect hair for starting a movement.
Damn its good to have Ben back, that laugh in the background is everything lmao. Tim you are a national treasure.
wow....never have i laughed so hard in my entire life...the "good deal" part at the end had me rolling on the floor laughing....literally...thanks for that
This guy is so funny. The only person along with uncle Joey who seems naturally funny.
I needed this episode 👊😂❤ so spot on for me right now... lolol. Thanks, Tim and Ben! The national parks bit has me rolling on the floor.🤣🤣
This is the single best episode yet. Tim Dillon is THE PERFECT COMEDIAN for our times.
Hope he gets to the top he has worked very hard and he has the right kind of comedy