I’ve listened to this ep so many damn times and I just lose it here. Fond fond memories of call centers selling cheap long distance 30 years ago, making $900 a week in 1994 money. Salad days!
It was all the reasons I left. I know I'm not special, but the office gave me dreams of beating my head in with the stapler I had. The bullshit empty conversations, the looking forward to lunch, the pointless rules and casual Fridays. 🤢 I know it is good for a lot of people, and I wish I could be satisfied there, but I much prefer working at a small business.
lying on a bed of nails to podcast was too aggrandizing for the Tim so he had a burly wooded desk constructed to obscure the even more painfuller chair of nails.
i work in an office in ohio, and i'm currently eating subway while bitching that we're out of coffee. and as i'm doing so, tim is yelling in my ear that this exact situation is the dream, and that i've made it. thank u, tim.
@@AverageBrethren Don't use coffee cups, they have a ton of chemicals in them and are really bad for you! Just put coffee grounds in the insert thing instead.
Civilization isnt sustainable. The older i get, the more i realize it was a giant mistake. We're just egomaniacal dumb monkeys, with technological superpowers. We should be eating bananas and throwing faeces while grinning like the dumbasses we are.... Not organizing life on earth! Thats waaaay above our paygrade.
Remember all those early comments “protect this man at all costs”. Don’t let those views drop, you think Tim’s gonna stick around for the fun of it? Keep this man rich for the love of god.
Exactly! If anyone deserves to maintain an absurdly wealthy lifestyle while mocking us all it's the big guy. Tim's peak civilization - let him cruise around Beverly Hills in his Bentley.
The talk about working from home is so true! I work remote and am always glued to the computer but I also temp at a hotel working banquets, I look forward to it. My husband thinks I’m weird.
Tim’s rant about office culture was so on point. Soooo many people don’t really have any real friends and need office culture to fulfill them. If you actually have real friends you regularly see though, working from home is the way to go
Dude I miss my Home Depot and tractor supply jobs more than all other jobs I’ve had. I made more money at other gigs but FUCK I just loved the freedom to dick around and if there was a back room… looorrrddd have mercy that was my dominion. Getting promoted to closing manager within like 4 months and then going nowhere for over a year… BEST FUCKING JOBS IVE HAD 😥
Love you, Tim. Your ability to rant on pertinent social topics from every which angle, with that twinge of sarcasm that would be undetectable from a non-fan, is unmatched. Can’t wait to see you in DC in January. I’m introducing some friends of mine to you at that show, without any introduction. I know they will love you too. ❤
I’ve had a handful of corporate gigs, but the most fun had to be credit card application processing for a large regional bank in Ohio. There was a group of about 6 of us, barely any supervision. We’d order lunch together all the time, cig breaks, everybody had nicknames, and basically knew each other’s life stories. Age range from like 24 to 55. We’d get shit done, but pretty much spend the whole day cracking each other up. Then we all got laid off…..developers automated our jobs.
All jokes aside….Tim Dillion is actually making a good point. Our society is littered with everyone trying to be the one. Instead of just enjoying the simplicity of their corporate job, three bedroom house and mid level sedan
More than that everything is recorded and analyzed real time. Every minute/second market wise has to be a 'home run'. The result in cringe worthy promotion of Chinese handicap kids.
I LOVE my 9-5. I get to WFH mondays and fridays. I get a constant great paycheck and no one really bugs me at work besides on Teams/Outlook which allows me 30 mins to read the message, digest, get over it and respond professionally. I get to listen to music, youtube and podcasts while I work. Don’t have to get physically tired or be in the elements outside. My bosses pass-on tickets to Broadway, baseball games, football games to us. Its great. We even have a gym at the office which allows us 45 mins a day to workout if we want to (with showers also). Love it
God Bless Timorous this holiday season and his 25k glasses, his modest 1k hat and 5k hoodie. Only the finest for the GREATEST Podcast/ Comedian of 2023
So I work in a shop that makes the padding for gym equipment, everyone is paid reasonably well, no drama we go to work we celebrate the holidays, golf trip, Red Sox trip. Hibachi for thanksgiving. Some of us I’m sure take happiness in the simplicity and the ability to feed a family. THESE ARE THE MOMENT WE LIVE FOR! Wouldn’t Change it.
People really aught to be more grateful for what they have. You know how many people died in human history for us to have office jobs, computers, Netflix, and Subway? Now is one of the best times and places to be alive.
The struggling married couple at thanksgiving story had me laughing uncontrollably while I listened on Spotify at work. My work mates thought I was having a episode lol. Keep up the great work
What's even funnier is the one the Whitehouse put out.... The Thanksgiving guide for what to say when a maga extremist family member ask you about the economy 🤣😂🤣😂
as much as I come here for comedic relief, Tim saying "peak civilization is being bored at work" hit me square in the schnoz. Damn. Depressing, yet empowering.
As the guy that worked last 3 years from home in Poland (single). My manager requested to by 1-2 days in the office and i love it (like my co-workers). Spending last years alone wasn't healthy decision from my point...
19th and 20th century philosophers: alienation is crushing us all so we must overthrow the systems and classes that subjugate us. Tim: I wish I worked for a insurance company in Ohio
I’m so glad Tim did this Thanksgiving bit. This was my old man Facebook rant. All media had a how to act at thanksgiving dinner. Not one said, just STFU and eat. Well done Tim. 😂👍🏻👍🏻
the Noa episode tanked?!! I actually really liked it Tim, and I appreciate the effort for different guests and takes on the show...of course listening to you rant solo is one of my favourite things in the world! xo
I couldn’t wait for someone to start shit with me over the Middle East at thanksgiving 😁 I even found a gap in conversation to drop a flat earth debate.💪🏽🇵🇸🌎😂
That corporate rant was incredible. Tongue in cheek, but some fundamental truths there.
The bit about online hustler culture is spot on.
That's our President!
Tongue in cheek?
I’ve listened to this ep so many damn times and I just lose it here. Fond fond memories of call centers selling cheap long distance 30 years ago, making $900 a week in 1994 money. Salad days!
It was all the reasons I left. I know I'm not special, but the office gave me dreams of beating my head in with the stapler I had. The bullshit empty conversations, the looking forward to lunch, the pointless rules and casual Fridays. 🤢
I know it is good for a lot of people, and I wish I could be satisfied there, but I much prefer working at a small business.
I'm thankful Tim can pre-tape shows for us, while continuing his ironman triathlon training for himself.
we wish him well
lying on a bed of nails to podcast was too aggrandizing for the Tim so he had a burly wooded desk constructed to obscure the even more painfuller chair of nails.
wow, is that what people like to ear when too cool for a fat joke but still in disgust ... shiz
it’s not thanksgiving anymore but tim continues to feed us well. thanks, dad.
Lets keep the likes at 69
Pops works hard for us agoraphobes that need xanax(plural) to go out.
Ha
I call him Daddy fella’s
Are you feeding your children fast food on youtube?
I just started my first soulless corporate job earlier this year and Tim's rant really made me appreciate it more
This is literally the best your life could ever be. Be grateful cause you’re not going to like the other option.
Whats the other option ? I work my 100 % remote IT job. Would never want to go back to an office ! :)@@reidsimonson
yeap... another slave in the corporate plantation, I just sing Song of the South and try to stay happy
Good luck with the alcoholism. It's not so bad.
this is a standout ep. every rant is a hit single, I kept checking the timestamp thinking it was about to end and it kept not ending
OMG, so great, when he started channeling Lady Diana, I fell out. He’s just free styling and letting it all flow, lol
i work in an office in ohio, and i'm currently eating subway while bitching that we're out of coffee. and as i'm doing so, tim is yelling in my ear that this exact situation is the dream, and that i've made it. thank u, tim.
Who makes the coffee? We had a Keurig and each kcup came out of pocket.
@@AverageBrethren Don't use coffee cups, they have a ton of chemicals in them and are really bad for you! Just put coffee grounds in the insert thing instead.
@@AverageBrethren we get them for free. I must really be living the Ohioan dream he speaks of. 😎
@@Life_of_Matthew wait what
@@ryanh1275😂
Tim Dillon is the most revolutionary thinker of the century
Happy Thanksgiving to the natives. We wish them well.
*When my family asks me how my life's going, I will show them this comment.*
If you were born here you are a native of America. Therefore a native American.
@@BettyWhite2171you’re not the real Betty white
The dumbing down is real with you the elites and politicians love people like you easy to control
😂😂😂
I'm digitally native.
tims rant gives me courage to show up for my office job monday morning post 4 day weekend thanks tim i cant wait to talk shit
This episode had me laughing until I realized Tim was talking about my life. Then I laughed harder
Life being a comedy: Realized
The nostalgia of honest middle class melancholy was perfectly encapsulated in this ep.
Mad Maniacal
Absolutely
A life of quiet desperation - beautiful nonetheless
You really it understand him.
tim is the only mental health expert that exists. cant wait to buy car insurance from him
Don't forget to take ur ridge wallet along so u can pay!
We want the book!!!
A new classic episode. Tim is a modern day seer of our troubled times. I wish him well.
“My greatest regret in life is not selling insurance in Ohio”. Gold 😂
Imagine if Tim is your only source of whats happening
You listen to other sources? Sad!
I don't have to imagine.
Literally me
We can dream
I would be 270% happier.
I could work my whole life and not be able to afford those Sunglasses. 🕶️ Well done Tim.
Sell you kidney and you can afford it. 😂
@@houseofhas9355why 😮sell your kidney😮 when you can sell your enemies!?
I think 1 ball is 80,000 intact
@@lukesmith9358 Tried selling a ball on craigslist back in the day. They removed my post.
@@lukesmith9358 Rupees
*fine print
Ive never felt so seen than in this episode. Thank you for the sermon Tim we needed it.
No more guests unless it’s Alex jones
You’re funny and interesting enough
I appreciate Tim's refusal to pretend that our civilization is sustainable.
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_ I've eaten dog in China and South Korea. Can't vouch for the condition of my organs though.
bruh wtf
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_I love that I can’t tell if this is propaganda or satire
@@LordFindecano "chyna" 😂
Civilization isnt sustainable. The older i get, the more i realize it was a giant mistake. We're just egomaniacal dumb monkeys, with technological superpowers. We should be eating bananas and throwing faeces while grinning like the dumbasses we are.... Not organizing life on earth! Thats waaaay above our paygrade.
Remember all those early comments “protect this man at all costs”. Don’t let those views drop, you think Tim’s gonna stick around for the fun of it? Keep this man rich for the love of god.
Exactly! If anyone deserves to maintain an absurdly wealthy lifestyle while mocking us all it's the big guy. Tim's peak civilization - let him cruise around Beverly Hills in his Bentley.
I love how Tim is fawning/yearning for the American Dream.. hand in hand watching its death march into the sunset little piggies.. happy holidays
Love it 👍
The talk about working from home is so true! I work remote and am always glued to the computer but I also temp at a hotel working banquets, I look forward to it. My husband thinks I’m weird.
This was a tremendous episode. The rants were ideal and frankly, needed to be said.
I agree.
+1
Tim’s rant about office culture was so on point. Soooo many people don’t really have any real friends and need office culture to fulfill them. If you actually have real friends you regularly see though, working from home is the way to go
Can't help but feel sorry for Tim, hope he gets his dream office job with Geico somehow
Uncle Tim gets me through my shift at Lowe's... ❤😂
Never going to see the teenage driver coming.
@@OnPointFirearms😂😂😂
Dude I miss my Home Depot and tractor supply jobs more than all other jobs I’ve had. I made more money at other gigs but FUCK I just loved the freedom to dick around and if there was a back room… looorrrddd have mercy that was my dominion. Getting promoted to closing manager within like 4 months and then going nowhere for over a year… BEST FUCKING JOBS IVE HAD 😥
Love you, Tim. Your ability to rant on pertinent social topics from every which angle, with that twinge of sarcasm that would be undetectable from a non-fan, is unmatched. Can’t wait to see you in DC in January. I’m introducing some friends of mine to you at that show, without any introduction. I know they will love you too. ❤
Uncle Tim bringing us great holiday content while trying to hide the fact he's taken some fentanyl.
"I'm sick!"
it’s just *high energy* bro
Yea, was listening to this while walking my dog. Dude sounds like he took at least bar.
@@KingFinkyStingers
Yoga
Glad to see Timothy recovered from the events of Eli Roth's Thanksgiving
My favorite seasonal-hire security guard
I left the theatre after he died
I didn't need to see anything else I was full
Tim threatening to put the fire hose on Black Friday shopping was very funny
I’ve had a handful of corporate gigs, but the most fun had to be credit card application processing for a large regional bank in Ohio.
There was a group of about 6 of us, barely any supervision. We’d order lunch together all the time, cig breaks, everybody had nicknames, and basically knew each other’s life stories. Age range from like 24 to 55. We’d get shit done, but pretty much spend the whole day cracking each other up.
Then we all got laid off…..developers automated our jobs.
All jokes aside….Tim Dillion is actually making a good point. Our society is littered with everyone trying to be the one. Instead of just enjoying the simplicity of their corporate job, three bedroom house and mid level sedan
More than that everything is recorded and analyzed real time. Every minute/second market wise has to be a 'home run'. The result in cringe worthy promotion of Chinese handicap kids.
I think he is highly intelligent. This whole rant has me dead. :)
I LOVE my 9-5. I get to WFH mondays and fridays. I get a constant great paycheck and no one really bugs me at work besides on Teams/Outlook which allows me 30 mins to read the message, digest, get over it and respond professionally. I get to listen to music, youtube and podcasts while I work. Don’t have to get physically tired or be in the elements outside. My bosses pass-on tickets to Broadway, baseball games, football games to us. Its great. We even have a gym at the office which allows us 45 mins a day to workout if we want to (with showers also). Love it
@@RandomRabbit007 Damn, you have it good. We wish you well.
The illusion of millions thinking they’re going to be an influencer on social media.
Tim is wonderful ❤️ tim puts it in perspective how much we take for granted!
God Bless Timorous this holiday season and his 25k glasses, his modest 1k hat and 5k hoodie. Only the finest for the GREATEST Podcast/ Comedian of 2023
what you want him to do ? dress like a ..like a,🤢🤢🤢🤮poor perso 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮n ??
Shane Gillis would never wear those ghey sunglasses
I think working from home is great. It gives some people time to enjoy 100% of their own personalities.
So I work in a shop that makes the padding for gym equipment, everyone is paid reasonably well, no drama we go to work we celebrate the holidays, golf trip, Red Sox trip. Hibachi for thanksgiving. Some of us I’m sure take happiness in the simplicity and the ability to feed a family. THESE ARE THE MOMENT WE LIVE FOR! Wouldn’t Change it.
Sitting here in my cube on this beautiful Monday morning enjoying Tim’s beautiful sermon on the office and corporate culture. Thanks so much.
the idea of interdimensional DMT aliens screaming "get a job!"
Tim’s corporate rant here was like watching Kobe dominate in his prime.
exactly
People really aught to be more grateful for what they have. You know how many people died in human history for us to have office jobs, computers, Netflix, and Subway? Now is one of the best times and places to be alive.
How much food needs to be withheld from Tim before he starts doing the oompa loompa dance for us? Deb from the office knows the answer.
Unsubscribe and we will find out
@@Chris-ro7mn lol
All of it
🩰
I love how Tim uploads his Thanksgiving episode 3 days after Thanksgiving. Could have really used those dinner tips earlier, Tim.
Happy thanksgiving to you and your team . Your rants are unmatched.
This was one hour and 20 minutes of support group therapy.. Thank you Tim Dillon..
4:14 just really leaning in to the Jiminy Glick Shtick with the glasses and joke style well done❤😂❤😂❤
The description of the sandwiches - too spot on.
The last few minutes of Tim's show were very prolific and spot-on. Some comedy lines are 100% truth, whether you realize it or not.
Love you tim dillon. You got to me this episode, going through some shit I needed to hear this.
It’s nice to see Tim, wearing his $8 million dollar sunglasses.
As a girl who works for an insurance company in Cleveland I feel like you’re speaking straight to me Tim
This shit is the only thing keeping me going at this point.
You can't get these ideas anywhere else folks. Consume them. Drink deep.
Timbo's visceral disgust at the 2 cute little Japanese girls is such a mood 😂
The whole corporate bit I can take again and again, it's so real
yes, yes, yes. Almost makes me want to want enjoy my job
This episode is hitting too close to home… As an accountant who lives in Ohio 😅
The struggling married couple at thanksgiving story had me laughing uncontrollably while I listened on Spotify at work. My work mates thought I was having a episode lol. Keep up the great work
As the resident comedian in my office, Tim's right there's nothing better than a laugh at work
I am thankful for Tim Dillon, he's talented and very entertaining
Glad Timmy has started hiring the propaganda botz.
I am a robot beep boop borp
Tim Dillon sounding legit prophetic at the end...one of the greatest minds of our time.
I am truly thankful for Tim, family wishes him well (golf swing)
🏌️♂️
“Now watch this drive”
@@kylietaylor396 lol very good
🏌️♂️
What's even funnier is the one the Whitehouse put out.... The Thanksgiving guide for what to say when a maga extremist family member ask you about the economy 🤣😂🤣😂
'America to me....., means driving to a Native American Reservation......, and thanking them for the land they kindly donated'
It was conquered or bought, in accordance with their customs
non consensual charity
They’re the real heroes. Thank a native this thanksgiving.
Hey Tim first time caller long time listener great episode dude!
Tim wishes us folk that have to work real jobs until we are 90 well.
The Noah Tishby bit never gets old 😂😂😂
I'll never stop watching Tim
as much as I come here for comedic relief, Tim saying "peak civilization is being bored at work" hit me square in the schnoz. Damn. Depressing, yet empowering.
Working on insurance claims while listening to this episode. Living a blessed life.
This is without a doubt a Top 5 Episode.
As the guy that worked last 3 years from home in Poland (single). My manager requested to by 1-2 days in the office and i love it (like my co-workers). Spending last years alone wasn't healthy decision from my point...
32:00 “this isn’t really about, this isn’t about, y’know, immigration. Is it? This is about something else. YYou have other issues.” 😂😂💯🤣🤣
Tim!!! Ha! It was a real tasty treat to catch you on Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving!! You were great!!! 🪓🪓🪓
It's an American holiday!!!
Thanks Tim, this one is part of my top ten
19th and 20th century philosophers: alienation is crushing us all so we must overthrow the systems and classes that subjugate us.
Tim: I wish I worked for a insurance company in Ohio
The pep talk I didn't know I needed.
Once again tim , great death scene in Thanksgiving , wish i worked on that flick with u . 🎥🎥🥃☕🚬
Please, Tim, for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, please, Tim. I am begging you, do an improv show!
I’m so glad Tim did this Thanksgiving bit. This was my old man Facebook rant. All media had a how to act at thanksgiving dinner. Not one said, just STFU and eat. Well done Tim. 😂👍🏻👍🏻
Media has no business telling people what to do. They are all activist and all need to be canceled.
@@reidsimonsonthat sounds suspiciously like what an activist would say
the Noa episode tanked?!! I actually really liked it Tim, and I appreciate the effort for different guests and takes on the show...of course listening to you rant solo is one of my favourite things in the world! xo
I can’t believe Tim and D’amailios are finally collaborating!!!
Tim is quickly becoming my favorite influencer/vlogger, at least on my top 4 all time.
this ep is goated. "I am in Hamas" 😭
My new favorite episode from Timmy. Laughed the whole time, thanks Pig.
I couldn’t wait for someone to start shit with me over the Middle East at thanksgiving 😁 I even found a gap in conversation to drop a flat earth debate.💪🏽🇵🇸🌎😂
Tim making me so nostalgic for the advertisement-filled 80s-90s in the US. "We're going back!"
I work for an insurance company in Ohio, and I am more excited to return to the office now more than ever.
Loving Princess Di’s interventions. 🤣 Please keep her forever 🙏
who had "Tim experiences nostalgia for his bad office jobs" on their bingo card
Going to the office makes you appreciate your hone more. "Being home" is great but man "going home" is even better
Saving money by not having to go the office at all is even, even better.
Tim just narrarated my entire life. 😂😂😂
We wish you well
We wish you well
Like every good pastor, Tim drives a Bentley. Preach sir!
Oh God we’re back to hats and glasses. Why don’t you just put up a cardboard cut out of yourself and do the show from the tub!? 😂
That office rant! Top 3. Porch era type talk here.
Our favourite uncle Tim speaking facts per usual xx
Being from Cleveland… I can confirm, you will have the time of your life at one our bars while you’re in town for a conference.
Tim down deep wants an office job with Noah Tishby as his boss.We wish him well.
I always walk away from this podcast wanting to blow my head off. Thanks Tim.
Deb is always on a tear.. I hope her mental health is good.
"we're just sitting there, serving everybody turkey and reading mein kampf" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Tim's secretly a Christian, and that no one would ever believe me saying that. But he is, and so am I.
I am thankful for Tom Diller. Love this man !
I'm literally getting worse with asthma because of this genius.