The Most Cursed Keyboard: For those that hate themselves

The making of the most cursed, most evil, the most diabolical mechanical keyboard of all time. Mistakes were made.
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Opening Song: • 【JOJO】BLOODY STREAM co...
ED: • watame's lullaby but i...
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[@Elzanite]

Anti-linears will take over the switch market I swear. My switch ideas are ahead of their time. Also, nice vid bro.

[@robboss7083]

you... monster...

[@saporoth]

Bruh

[@SorryIHaveNoUsername]

Whens the GB

[@ShoobsTube]

I want a restraining order

[@jone7344]

Your switches sound like someone smacking their lips inside my brain

[@Glarses]

What is wrong with you

[@ShoobsTube]

A lot of things…. A lot of things

[@bruhhtha4769]

everything lmao

[@skullz1484]

mx brown mx brown mx brown mx brown XD XD Funny less gooo i love mx browns

[@adamm3947]

This was the worse experience of my life besides my birth

[@ShoobsTube]

same

[@acceled]

makes sense nagito

[@fabiobailando812]

🤓

[@Loathsome_Goose]

This one of the worst crimes against humanity I’ve ever seen, to Shoobs the Geneva convention is merely the Geneva suggestion.

[@ShoobsTube]

It's a good thing I can't read

[@suborgulag7289]

The Geneva to-do list

[@fb.7th]

@@ShoobsTube lets both meetup in kentucky and commit 27 war crimes using that keyboard

[@soda_drink]

My Soul Has Never Been More Hurt Looking At A Keyboard Other Than Right Now.

[@ShoobsTube]

this is peak keyboard

[@tobychung08]

Look at Hamaji Neo's ahegao keyboard, maybe you'll change your mind

[@KarmaLlama42]

It sounds so pingy, so hollow, so scratchy, so clicky...
*When's the group buy?*

[@rrg6842]

i already hate you

[@yeehawismyfavoriteword8194]

honestly i think at this rate shoobs is gonna make something worse than one of those dirty used prebuilts

[@ShoobsTube]

I must go further beyond

[@yeehawismyfavoriteword8194]

@@ShoobsTube we all simultaneously believe in you and fear you

[@Arcixus]

cursed plus ultra

[@robboss7083]

this is my endgame

[@ShoobsTube]

yes

[@atr1n58]

I agree

[@trentaker69]

same

[@tweeleaf]

This is my end.

[@trentaker69]

@@tweeleaf this is my game

[@chunkymilk1288]

I swear the entire keyboard content creator community worships the premiere feature

[@maryjorosso2091]

its like group buys but not at all

[@toasty6986]

@@maryjorosso2091 yes

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

i love the premieres

[@her3tic67]

I want to hear a sound test of the anti-linears on their own.

[@forcxd2]

Monster

[@TheMike90a]

Razer be like, “Hey Shoobs - how did you get such a nice smooth sound for your keyboard? Maybe you could help on our next gen Black Widow?”

[@sp1ne674]

This is by far the nickelback of keebs, good job shoobs

[@ShoobsTube]

LOOK AT THIS KEYBOARD, EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

[@setsuji4962]

I give my offering to the youtube algorithm overlords

[@ShoobsTube]

thank you

[@Fatmouse25]

If filthy frank was still alive this would be his keyboard. This actually sounds like a nice click board 🤔

[@calussy8040]

When you're so deep that you start making pointless boards.

[@ShoobsTube]

this is for science

[@rivas3889]

Honest to god, it can't be *that* bad, checkerboarding switches. I mean. doing that and ortho is evil. pure. evil.

[@Spyziy]

watch it then..

[@rivas3889]

@@Spyziy I did, it was everything I expected, and more :"D

[@blackoutcity123]

This is some "everyday we stray further from God" type territory

[@prov1derrrr]

Keyboard enthusiast be like : Man why would you make something like that?!?!?
Me: oooh it's better than mine

[@rianhunt5920]

*Me with a clapped out reddragon k552 with blue switches:*
dang. not bad.

[@Xerpocalypse_]

All I can hear in my head at 7:36 is
"MUGI WHY WOULD YOUU DO THAAAYT"

[@ShoobsTube]

MUGIII WHAT FCKKKKKK

[@theskyblock754]

this is the best keyboard ever right guys?

[@ShoobsTube]

yesn't

[@jolt-tech6361]

That’s y all ur friends call u weird

[@Tarodenaro]

I remember a few years ago some auntie told the web that she like Baby Boss better than Ghibli movies.
this is the exact feeling.

[@justanotherpxrson]

32k subs man... im so glad to see you still blowing up. you deserve it.

[@sai.phomma8538]

Hamaji Neo pulls out the iAtneh:
Finally a worthy opponent
Our keyboard will be legendary

[@b_6]

please never change the intro it's perfect

[@bxnes9795]

how the FBI tortures keyboard enthusiasts: they put the sound test on loop

[@camilorodriguez5603]

The road to ruin is paved with good memes

[@ShoobsTube]

this is the truth

[@anthonyparker7969]

We've found it... The endgame build

[@tylerharris1085]

This hurt my heart.. and my ears

[@wy477x]

1:23 loving the rev says desu style

[@bxnes9795]

I was with you until you said that he CARVED THE LEGS. poor switch. Also as you know from my last comment I said that I have a lack of girlfriends, shoobs why you gotta flex on me like that

[@ShoobsTube]

I was just kidding, I have no gf

[@captainkaiii]

when the sound test began, my body physically recoiled

[@santiagofimbres2052]

Shoobs took seriously the challenge of reaching the level of degeneracy that the keyboard of hamaji neo had.

[@santiagofimbres2052]

In fact, you outplayed him.

[@GRMZR]

THIS SHIT BUSSIN BUSSIN ON GOD SHEESH

[@ShoobsTube]

SHEEEEEESH

[@tilt_ps]

to make it even more cursed, the spacebar should have been flipped the *normal* way

[@Spyziy]

Ok the keycaps being mixed actually dont look that bad for some reason

[@ikikaera3402]

I feel like you should severely overlube the anti-linears. Just for that little bit of extra cursed energy.

[@logankohl]

Kind of shocked you haven't done this before. Definitely Shoobs levels of scuffed right here

[@user-qe6vi5cm6e]

It sounds relaxing when you don’t think of it as a keyboard

[@LeYeah]

You are the king of the mechanical keyboard game, I love your videos

[@tanchunyong3418]

Wore earphones and cranked that shit up and each actuation is a prickling pain in my ears

[@ryanjavierr]

I saw the thumbnail and recoiled in what can only be described as raw, pure fear

[@Chopsticks-ef4il]

Gasp this marines cover of bloody stream in the intro

[@3shotzz1]

this is possibly the best sounding keyboard i have ever heard. i might have to invest in these anti-linears

[@lameducky]

I got my first mechanical keyboard last weekend it was prebuilt but still feels really nice
It has blue switches are those good? (Ive never used a mechanical board before)

[@splxsh4days688]

i literally cried listening and looking at this vile “thing”

[@xxbatat4xx]

Best keyboard ever 101% sure

[@sharxs9284]

this channel is scuffed and thats why i love it

[@Narukiko]

My eardrums are invulnerable to this horrible sounding cursed build, mixing keycap sets are literally making this more cursed 😱😱😱

[@IamNinetyFour]

You have built my dream keeb. I legit want and will use it all the time if I can get/make this. Just gotta add slim keycaps to bring out all that checkerboard glory!

[@JordanDoesKeebs]

Another Shoobs masterpiece

[@ShoobsTube]

I don't know about this one but thank you Jordan

[@enzonenation]

bloody stream no doubt one of the most banger JoJo OPs

[@samkaplan4150]

That sound test gave me a bloody nose…

[@SolaireFlair]

This is easily the most cursed shit you've ever done, Shoobs.
10/10

[@rimmertf]

Marine bloody stream, I love you

[@Ewebesch]

Idk what you are talking about man, this sounds just like my clapped out Razer Blackwidow

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

i returned mine two weeks after getting it to build a gmmk. best choice of my life. but i still have no lube. after 6 months

[@Finnovation_Create]

I thought I had the worst mech keyboard, I have off brand blues that are louder and scratchyer than the banned switches, but this…… my gosh…………….
Horrible

[@kevkosk8289]

Whoaaa, it sounds like typing 2 keyboards at the same time. This is the new META

[@syani4354]

"Is This a JoJo Reference?", also known as "Is That a JoJo Reference", is a rhetorical question often used ironically by online commenters in response to pictures that include allusions to the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@betaii5569]

ok

[@merru1015]

His voice is like 12 year old chyro after two glasses of red sour wine.
Also those anti linears are just cherry mx blacks

[@whykaytee7226]

This actually sounds really wonderful and stands out in a really unique way from the marble machines!!
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6.9/10

[@swayying]

I really wanted that deskmat...
Looks great.

[@nglgonnalie]

Each keypress of that should be a warcrime committed

[@imfromfloridayouwontunders8315]

Truly life changing. I cried.

[@cakeoflies6480]

I had to watch it in the other room cause my Preonic was crying seeing this abomination. Keyboard horror 10/10

[@mad_spicy]

This is too sad to play at a funeral.

[@dabido2326]

shoobs still flipping the spacebar

[@ShoobsTube]

we have standards here

[@beautiful_ground]

You may don't like it, but this is how someone's endgame keyboard might look like.

[@CoolioShmoolio]

ive never been happier for the reddragon K552 with dust proof otemeo blues

[@lemonsquares9888]

Never have I ever wanted to beat up a keyboard in my life

[@rtyuio9442]

That deskmat made it more menacing... *HUEGH*

[@ShoobsTube]

OwO

[@rtyuio9442]

@@ShoobsTube this is so cursed, why

[@flamecub8092]

It was so cursed my browser froze

[@CinceTheDay]

that sound test touched my soul.
in a very negative way.

[@abismal2]

Take high grit sandpaper and scrape up the sides of the stem that goes in the rail it would sound great

[@destinyfreitas1696]

the sound actually made me gag. i don't know why or how it happend. but it did.

[@Kingbob556]

0:08 a man of culture, i see

[@heksatek3407]

my first mechanical used all outemu blues, is it bad?

[@monkedio5016]

Love the intro battle tendency

[@Laetu]

I usually can’t tell if a keyboard is really shit or not but this...my stomach has butterflies and I’m shuddering with every keystroke.

[@PretMetInternet]

I've only been part of this community for about two weeks but it's taught me well already to despise stuff like this

[@keebsexual1556]

I was just rewatching your past vid with these cursed switches

[@Calmfries]

The ads blew my eardrums off before this damned board did

[@raymondgradzewicz]

I saw the title and I'm like "This is definitely for me!"

[@soda_drink]

Typing. Do You Guys Think Typing is Real? Let me know in the Comments Below.

[@papadaplus2883]

No

[@blgswagsurfin]

I was at the premier so I didn't post, but know that I was not disappointed. 10/10 threw my headphones off in despair.
40k GRIND NOW.

[@graysonthegolfer]

shoobs they keycaps where fire

[@24_Benadryls]

this... is literary hell jammed into a keyboard

[@davi-es2ny]

you might think i'm a psycho, but it was actually quite pleasant to listen

[@normalguy7877]

When Shoob does the sound test of the most cursed keyboard in history but it still sounds better than yours

[@olivia_152]

i do not know a single thing about keyboards and idk why youtube recommended this to me but the clicking sounds pretty satisfying :D

[@loicjeannin6233]

And that, my friends, is how it all starts. Ps: please don't watch sound tests following this...

[@lucy6892]

i listen to this video whenever im unhappy with my keyboards sound

[@DashPum4]

To make it worse u should put the keycaps in a random order

[@tucfang2577]

I'm very new to keyboards so when watching videos, I don't know what sounds good and what doesn't. But this, this, sounds bad. That is truly a cursed keyboard.

[@codekiller558]

That cover of bloody stream hurt

[@wolfsbanebloom]

hahah, the overplayed images got me :D

[@JessicaFEREM]

Alright one more step and you've turned a mechanical switch tester into a keyboard

[@matthewl5434]

why does the preonic pcb have 2 southfacing switches and everything else is north facing

[@jenthulhu]

Genius and demonic. I love it.

[@itachi-dm7wk]

my life would be so much better if i never heard this sound test

[@PolitelyStoned]

Now all you have to do is spring swap them with 150g springs so the board can be basically unusable