I am a 40s user. *My average character requires thousands of keys to type, i am a step beyong mere mortals.* Anyways no joksies tho i never felt pain stepping on legos. Maybe i was just meant to be.
@@Tobikaboom1 *I am a 40s user, I will immediately comment on the size of your keyboard if it is larger than a 45%, I will always comment on how much more efficient I am because my hands have to move less and I am therefore faster, whenever my hands cramp from the size of my keyboard I will continue to type because the pain I feel is nothing compared to the pain that is knowing some people don't use 40% layouts*
As a 17 year old who likes full size keyboards, likes alps, and likes beige, I can confirm that whenever I stand up after sitting down for a while, I hear at least 19 cracks
Someone somewhere woke up today, got on their custom designed buckle spring 1800, fired up youtube, and claimed superiority over all keyboard "enthusiasts"
"Wait, these are all bad", I think to myself as I sit here typing... on my black TKL with grey on black keycaps and linear switches, finally realising that it is indeed the purpose of a "roast" - a disturbingly accurate one for this typist. Good job sir.
I switched from an enormous Sun Type 6 keyboard to a first gen HHKB twenty-five years ago. Now I'm waiting on my pre-ordered Wooting 60HE. HHKB probably deserves it's own roast category.
So what does your preferred mounting style say about you? How about flex cut/no flex cut? This video is scuffed and so are we. I'm using a laptop keyboard right now 🤨
Hall Effects are actually super old, they used to do contactless boards exclusively for high-end applications, because it was the easiest way to get keys not to bind.
Shoobs: If you use 40%, you are a masochist with a humiliation fetish. Shoobs' editor: *looks at Shoobs* How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
i own a asus azoth and im a proud owner of this amazing custom gaming keyboard, thanks to hipyo i am loving this keyboard and in the future will mod it to be better.
me with my temu 65% build using clone black switches below noname xda profile keycaps on a keyboard I didn't find online after searching for, coming out at 40 bucks total (it's actually kinda dope and I love the way it sounds)
My two ideal keyboards are a 40% with tactiles and Some keycaps with sublegends and 65% with tactiiles and GMK WOB Katakana. Wish me well, I am going to therapy to get myself fixed.
me: fullsize w/ clickiez and black and seafoam keycaps.... uh.... OH and it's a blue q6.... because it was the bearbones in stock. so uh... what does that say about me? (i want to put a solinoid and a beeper in it too.... thouse are so cool!!!)
I'm pretty sure you got three hands @Shoobs, because you were landing hits from every direction. Thanks for the equal-opportunity roasting. Do keycap profiles next !
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I think the takeaway is no matter what keyboard we have, we're all trash for being in this hobby.
its me, I am trash
@@ShoobsTubeus too
yeah me
"There's no point in roasting 40%s they probably enjoy it" hit me like a train
Edit: The tactiles too 😭😭
I am a 40s user. *My average character requires thousands of keys to type, i am a step beyong mere mortals.*
Anyways no joksies tho i never felt pain stepping on legos.
Maybe i was just meant to be.
@@Tobikaboom1 *I am a 40s user, I will immediately comment on the size of your keyboard if it is larger than a 45%, I will always comment on how much more efficient I am because my hands have to move less and I am therefore faster, whenever my hands cramp from the size of my keyboard I will continue to type because the pain I feel is nothing compared to the pain that is knowing some people don't use 40% layouts*
thanks for saying everything that needed to be said
Howdy hey Hipyo, how are you?
hi omg hipyyo
he basically spat hot fire at everyone that owns a keyboard.
Checkmate, I'm off the charts with a 120% and buckling springs
knees and back on life support (very based set up tho)
scp-ass motherfucker
you seem to not exist because there's like 3 of you, and because endgame is a lie yet you found it
@@ShoobsTubeTrue
I have a full sized buckling springs, I want a 120% though
@@ShoobsTube pause
Me when I get the overpriced hobby autism instead of the photographic memory autism
As a 17 year old who likes full size keyboards, likes alps, and likes beige, I can confirm that whenever I stand up after sitting down for a while, I hear at least 19 cracks
the microsoft teams notification made me frantically check my work laptop
microsoft teams and linkedIn is my personal hell
my arisu with tactile switches mean that i am as far removed from human contact as can be
just need weeb keycaps as well
same man, ive got like 4 of em
Absolutely right that the only feedback i get is from the hard tactility of my switches.
type fast enough and its almost like someone is holding your hand
Just because I rolled low on hair genetics doesn't mean you get to say it out loud. But I swear wax boil can save disgusting alps switches.
It actually does, made my salmons much better
Someone somewhere woke up today, got on their custom designed buckle spring 1800, fired up youtube, and claimed superiority over all keyboard "enthusiasts"
I don't like being called out on being a boomer that accurately.
"Wait, these are all bad", I think to myself as I sit here typing... on my black TKL with grey on black keycaps and linear switches, finally realising that it is indeed the purpose of a "roast" - a disturbingly accurate one for this typist. Good job sir.
Why do you talk like a redditor?
Really enjoying exploring my piss fetish with my alice 40% with hangul sub legends
Well. I guess you could say i'm either a menace to society for using 40% with box jade and a basic npc with wob tkl
I like to choose my persona for the day by swapping out my keebs
As a 65% user i want to say my parents finalized their divorce over a decade ago thank you very much... Orherwise you're spot on...
Pick me Basic Koreabo, yay, but you forgot I've got lubed silent switchs on my split board 😎
as an alice tactile user you nailed it
That 75%.. hit me like a plane going into a tower
Fr
I switched from an enormous Sun Type 6 keyboard to a first gen HHKB twenty-five years ago. Now I'm waiting on my pre-ordered Wooting 60HE. HHKB probably deserves it's own roast category.
Your videos bring me comfort dawg
What if your keyboard is 50 mice THEORETICALLY
Can confirm, I am a basic boomer who has yet to feel the touch of another human being
I'm 37 with a 40% Haitun full of tactiles as a daily driver. This was accurate. Just ask my mommy... wife.
So what does your preferred mounting style say about you? How about flex cut/no flex cut? This video is scuffed and so are we.
I'm using a laptop keyboard right now 🤨
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who have flex cuts in their PCB's and those who are going to heaven. That is all.
bro forgot laptop keyboard users😥
every time I watch a shoobs video i need to take a 2 week cleanse from the keyboard hobby
me sitting here with my odin v2 and a glass of bourbon getting really worried that I might have a family out there somewhere.
you definetly an excel enjoyer
Damn. Didnt think i would get roasted so hard for using a full size.. But its a Wooting Lekker Edition 🥺 The first Hall Effect board they created.
lets get you to bed pops
I mean he wasn’t wrong about it XD
Hall Effects are actually super old, they used to do contactless boards exclusively for high-end applications, because it was the easiest way to get keys not to bind.
@@richardhunter9779 Some of my favorite vintage keyboards have Hall Effect switches!
I use a SK96S with linear switches (and silent...), and I must say this is so accurate that I'm happy you didn't talk about AZERTY fr XDA keycaps.
that reminds me, I have 3 razer boards to desolder and harvest.
> boomer
> over the age of 30
ok zoomer
I am in my mid 20s, the end is near for me as well
accurate.
Shoobs: If you use 40%, you are a masochist with a humiliation fetish.
Shoobs' editor: *looks at Shoobs* How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Absolutely love your content
75% supremacy
as a tactile user, u are correct
3:31 even the babies in stock photos got perms now man wtf
as a tkl tactile user i can confirm i wear monotone clothes and have never felt human touch
bro the tkl part is pretty percise....
Chad 1800 users ain't even on Shoobs' radar
I use a full size keyboard for the side buttons for the soundboard
My balding head of 36 years old, with TKL and linears on the table, approves this roast.
i own a asus azoth and im a proud owner of this amazing custom gaming keyboard, thanks to hipyo i am loving this keyboard and in the future will mod it to be better.
I'm 19 and use a full sized clicky keyboard...
Funny enough the whole joint pain bit still applies though, same with the hairline
60% encapsulates my existence
That was a great video. I loved it. And yes, I am an old man loving ALPS.
me with my temu 65% build using clone black switches below noname xda profile keycaps on a keyboard I didn't find online after searching for, coming out at 40 bucks total (it's actually kinda dope and I love the way it sounds)
Gotta agree with the 75% one.
i just touch the pcb directly. you dont need anything else
This one hit a little too close to home. But i loved it. Almost as much as a 40’s user would
As a 96% user I feel left out lol.
40% mostly linear, occasional clicky: Masochist with mostly vanilla, occasional terrorist leanings? 👌
Now that's some good quality roast.
Very accurate on the 65% users. Everything about them is tHoCcCcCCcccccCCcCCCCCCCCCCCCcccccc
wow.. the tactile part.. hit too close to home
A walking W:
50%
Electro-Capacitive
Transparent, English only keycaps
75% plus a wireless numpad next to it I literally never use. I'm basically a Batman villain origin story.
Pure gold.
As a 75% tactile gang with clone keycaps, you know me better than I do
"The only feedback you get is from your switches" 💀
rare shoobs upload lets go
btw typed on my 40 percent with box navies, unlubed and no foam
As a clicky full size boomer, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
I thought I was going to be a degenerate, not subhuman still checks out, but my soul hurts now....
me with them IBM springs and the largest patent name there ever was
FRL TKL but looks more like a 65%+ 75% and degen keycaps and tactiles...
Checkmate.
oh no, 60% enjoyer.... got caught red handed
ill have you know i dont cough my lungs out i puke them out
ngl, described the average 65% layout user perfectly.
**** you shoobs I use a full size and I feel personally attacked right now.
Ahaha, as a corne user, a 40% ergo split, this was funny as heck
My two ideal keyboards are a 40% with tactiles and Some keycaps with sublegends and 65% with tactiiles and GMK WOB Katakana. Wish me well, I am going to therapy to get myself fixed.
Damn this video summarized: Shoobs hating on himself
number of deskmat under the keeb and category for each number is missing.
HAHAHA great video. FR tho what be that 40% keyboard? It looks sooooo good. I need to know!
Me when the grey keycaps, gat yellows, and tkl
but shoobs what if i use everything in the video
except 40s
Im sorry to say, but the brain rot is terminal
credits to duwapcs
if you use your index finger to press the spacebar when typing then you probably also like to pour your milk before the cereal
Perfect, I didn't make the hit-list.... My layout is something of an anomaly, in that there have been relatively few keyboards made with it.
So what am I doing wrong with Silent Tactiles? Please tell me papa Shoobs. I need to know what opinion to have of myself. Thank you in advance.
checkmate on the split and alice T.T
I enjoy using all types of keyboard layouts. I change layouts depending on mood and need. I suddenly don’t know myself after this vid. 😅
As a man with a qk75n with holy panda X switches and clone GMK galaxy caps, man I might as well go kms huh
Bro I do pray to Singa for a chance at that Kohaku...
The fuggen Shin Megami Tensei music on the 75% section tho 😂
that oprah slander was so unnecessary 😭
great video 10/10
Me: Typing on a 40% split
I guess I enjoy pain lol
Come on guys, stop idolizing killdozer, he destroyed a public library
not wrong about the topre part
me: fullsize w/ clickiez and black and seafoam keycaps.... uh.... OH and it's a blue q6.... because it was the bearbones in stock. so uh... what does that say about me? (i want to put a solinoid and a beeper in it too.... thouse are so cool!!!)
I will not stand for any 75% slander 😤
No one is responding because it’s not nice to pick on the kid with the wonky face
we are strong together 🤝
What about the AT layout? I do love my W1-AT
75 so accurate and im SO sorry
75 percent keyboards are goated
You know I was like, god damnit I’m a boomer. But then I see the rest of the video and I’m thinking, maybe being a boomer isn’t so bad after all.
I'm pretty sure you got three hands @Shoobs, because you were landing hits from every direction. Thanks for the equal-opportunity roasting. Do keycap profiles next !
For keycaps:
You are a massive nerd if you made your keycaps, from scratch or otherwise.
I am speaking from experience.