As Douglas Adams said 'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools'.
The light fasting one has to be the stupidest of them all by far. As stunningly stupid as the others might have been, in those cases they were accidents, they happened quickly, so not like these people could have still taken a step back to think things over again once something started to go wrong. This woman had freaking weeks and not once did she stop to think, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."
The thing is when you don't eat for so long your brain starts to slow down and your brain chemicals get messed up: You may feel "calm" because your brain starts to prepare for hunting/foraging, thus sharpening your senses and giving you clarity of mind (people mistake this thinking "I'm feeling good" when instead it's their brain trying to avoid death by sending all it's resources to itself in order to find a solution)
@@Life-Sky Bingo, this is literally a case of die for your beliefs, is not much different from monks setting thenselves on fire to send a message... in the first week she could have thought this true, but after that, the brain start to suffer the severe consequences of starvation and so, is up to others step in.
George: Captain, what do we do if we step on a mine? Blackadder: Well, the common reaction is to jump 100 feet in the air then scatter yourself over a wide area.
12:30 You've got to admire the willpower of the woman who resisted the irresistible: the urge to eat (available) food despite starvation, and was ultimately successful.
My friend from Savanna Georgia told me that there was this one old lady who liked to feed wild alligators near her house and considered them her “friends”, until one day the old lady went missing and they found out she was eaten by the alligators she used to feed.
Did you talk about the student who won a Darwin Award at Ottawa's Carleton University? He and his friends tried to find out who could spit farthest from the sixth-floor balcony of an apartment. One decided to give himself a running start, and ran...and flipped forward off the balcony to his death.
A kid in my grade school many years ago walked out to the middle of a frozen pond with a huge rock and threw it at his feet. Needless to say the huge rock went straight through the ice, and so did he. The end.
the thought of surviving on sunlight is exactly like the thought that you can achive immortality by repeatedly smashing a slab of wood covered in toothpaste into the old recliner in the basement non stop for 5 months.
I heard about one guy that was close to it. He decided to cut off random chunk of steel with oxy-acetylene torch. Lucky for everyone around his boss stopped him and called cops. Chunk of steel turned out to be soviet WW2 100kg bomb
"There's nothing wrong with being a thrill seeker, just as long as the thrills u seek arent laced with stupidity." Lol🤣 That line is both serious and amusing it killed me, it deserves an award🎖️🏆👏😂
“These spiders might not look as scary as some arachnids” - they are hairy, 6 inches across, display aggressive behavior, and basically look like tarantulas.
There was an Australian woman, Ellen Greve, who claimed she could live without food. A TV company put her in a hotel and monitored her, with a doctor coming every day. After a few days she started talking (even more) gibberish, and the doctor refused to continue. The crazy lady, aka Jasmuheen, called off the challenge, saying the hotel was in the wrong place. It's on YT somewhere. Pretty funny.
Fun fact, some people tried to play Russian roulette using a semi-auto handguns. Which sounds more like a straight out suicide than risking your life. As if it wasn't stupid enough to play Russian roulette in general.
Oh yeah. I remember when I was a kid I got into my Dad's chest of drawers. I found my dearly departed Grandfather's 38. I messed around with it and it was loaded. It did fire and the bullet stuck in the ceiling. Boy did I get in trouble for that. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.
in that 2nd to last story, "digging an early grave", i had the same exact experience as that man in the late 00's when i was on holiday with my family at a beach, and me and sister started digging on the dunes, unsupervised. Impressed with her work. my sister went away to get mum and dad, who was on a campsite a good 10 minutes walk away. i kept digging, and low and below, the entire structure fell on top of me burying me. i felt like my entire body was being crushed by the immense weight of sand on top of me, and i thought i was going to die, until i felt the sand shifting a whole 5 or 10 minutes later. i thought more sand was falling on top of me, but no, it was my mum and dad, frantically digging me out. thankfully for them, my head was facing the exit of the tunnel, and one of my arms at the time of the collapse was outstretched forwards, so my hand was the first thing they found, which they used to pull my body out. I survived that day. scared and terrified, and a lesson learned that i would never forget.
I was in White Sands New Mexico. When much the same thing happened. Some of the dunes are huge, 100s of ft across at the bottom. I had dug a good 30-40ft into the dune. Was so proud of myself I ran to get my dad. Legit, seconds after climbing out the dune collapsed behind me. O.o Never did that again. Haha Glad you're OK! Can't imagine how scary it was, even just 5 minutes would feel like an eternity.
Love this, even though I only recently found the channel. PSA: As my uncle taught me, "Never point a gun at someone or something unless you are prepared to shoot."
@@CoolyCools actually with enough force even a bb gun straight to the soft spot on your head where he pointed it could go through and kill him even th air from a gun
At the risk of stereotyping Floridians & sounding like a complete bigot, the last few blurbs of anything on national news about Florida, in recent memory, involved incidents with 'gators, Burmese pythons, boa constrictors, & their "owners..." Personally I wouldn't choose to live in the 'Glades anymore than I'd live in the middle of a Louisiana swamp. Still, I can't blame all of these people. Just about anyone living in those places is gonna get too bored & eventually wind up in a situation with a big snake or a 'gator. And if you are Floridian, you can live far from water & STILL find yourself facing one... Gotta love our Floridians, Louisianans, & Cajuns! ! Greetings from Texas 🤠
@@magnificentmuttley154 I live in Lakeland Florida and over the last couple of years you wouldn't believe the number of meth heads eaten by gators, ran over and killed by cars , every once in a while one gets hit by a train . They are like vampires they all will scramble for their caves right before daybreak .
As an ignorant kid in my 20s, a car I used to own needed a starter, so I proceeded to support it with a plastic milk crate, and climb underneath. Fortunately for me again, a friend had his 5 ton truck jack handy. I could have earned lots of Darwin Awards in my past, no question 😅
1. Never point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot (only ever point it downrange or at the ground/sky unobstructed) 2. Make sure you can see whether or not it is loaded; treat it as loaded anyway 3. Only ever put your finger on the trigger at the exact moment that you intend to shoot whatever the gun is pointing at 4. Keep a strong grip on the gun to compensate for recoil so it doesn't get pointed in an unsafe direction after shooting 5. Never let someone put their hands on a gun unless they know how to safely handle one Guns can be fun, but they are *NOT* toys. Remember that all it takes to accidentally kill someone is an idle flex of your finger and pointing it in an unsafe direction.
My great grandpa as a kid was playing with his brother and an “unloaded gun”, the truth was that it WAS loaded, and he got shot right in the side of his brain. The doctors couldn’t remove the bullet or he would’ve died, so now he just has a bullet in his brain. Oh yeah so right now he’s in a stretcher in his own home after tripping down the stairs and getting a head injury.
For the first one I can relate to a lot. In January my father notice he had a toe fungus on his big toe. Now time after time we told him to get it checked out but he never did. It got so bad that he couldn't walk anymore and was taken to the hospital in July. After a couple days in the hospital we find out that the fungus went all the way up in his leg causing a cyst in between in his knee cap joint which eventually popped and travel through his entire body putting him in septic shock soon after and a coma from which he never woked up from. Lesson here is never be stubborn about getting something that seems so small checked out because later in life it can be a big problem
11:56 Yeah, it must have been a myth. To survive on sunlight and water for 7 decades would require being a plant. Those are autotrophs, and photosynthesis is what makes them create internal food. I got word Namekians in DragonBall are autotrophs. They do drink water but never need to eat.
@Blue Skies Such an odd thing to become popular. I would rather just go sailing. You get plenty of Sun plus there are nice places to dock at and have a meal.
@Blue Skies True. I though the last time I went sailing was with my former and her Dad. There were plenty of colorful fish in that choral reef east of Key West plus a medium sized shark I saw while snorkeling. It was all really cool minus the shark which spooked me out of the water. If I didn't have to go back to reality I never would have left. It is a fantasy 90 miles north of Cuba in Key West though.
@Blue Skies I hope so. I would like to do it in my sailboat next time. If I made it big time I would like to go to Hawaii sailing. There is noting wrong with Key West though of course. It's just a lot farther and a little more pricey in Hawaii. Who knows where the future will take me. Life has already taken me a lot more places than I ever could have imagined at one time in life.
It's just needs one of those medical experts who over-analyse what went wrong and for the narrator to come up with a bad pun lol. Tell me if I'm wrong😂😂
Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electricity work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie There's so many dumb ways to die
I've had snakes and once read that if they constrict on you, pulling at them just makes them tighten up more. So the best way is to put a mirror up to the snake's face. Mine was around my neck one night and started constricting. I just walked over to the mirror and held his face in front of it and he let go instantly!
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 actually after further reading yeah it does confuse them thus making it easier to escape their grasp. you should check out animals getting scared of their own reflection
8:41 ish - 8:43 I cannot stress that point enough. Years ago back when my dad still had his lever action Henry (There's a reason I'm brand dropping here) we had both got done firing off some rounds at a gun range to sight in a new .22 of his and were off in the places cleaning station. He hands me his Henry to teach me how to clean a lever action and so the first thing I do after watching a cop with his own lever action firearm is jack the lever 11 times to make sure there is nothing in it. Nothing comes out. So now of course thinking than this is an empty gun I go cleaning/oiling the damn thing and about the time I finish cleaning the gun my father askes one of the instructors there to keep an eye on me while he went to the bathroom. Not even 30 seconds later I ask to (I'm not sure of the phrase when you pull the trigger on a gun with no ammo so forgive me if I used the wrong one) dry fire the weapon to make it safe for storage and he says yea. I pull the trigger and everyone in the room goes quite as that damned rifle had a round somehow still trapped up in it. I was freaking out because bout me and the instructor saw where the bullet hit the chair where my father had been sitting that 30 seconds before and when he came back to see what had happened he decided to sit in the chair to see where that bullet would've hit him. To this day I still can't forget the words out of the instructors mouth when they all looked and saw it would've been straight through his heart and I refuse to ever own a Henry rifle. That same day was also when he sold that gun. I use this story along with the message of "Treat every gun like it's loaded" Because you never know when you'll encounter a gun with severe manufacturing flaws. And always remember that a gun is never truly safe until disassembled for maintenance.
@@24rival13 they had another like it, I think it was called "curious and unusual deaths" something like that, it didn't last long but it was like 1000 ways to die, not quite as funny just cuz you know the narrator was a big part of that show but still just as cool if you're looking for something like it
I caught the end of an episode one day, it was my first time watching the show. A woman at a grocery store became attracted to a carrot and took it home and had s*x with it, she then got an infection and subsequently died. I am not exaggerating. I personally didn't believe it and thus don't believe the show.
@@TH-camSpareTime ya know, some are hard to believe but then again, I have heard news stories of nasty females using their gear shifter for a "fun time" and then wreaking and dying, them using using bananas and not necessarily dying, but really destroying themselves or getting it stuck, pop bottles, nasty men using a whole in wood or something plastic and ripping themselves up, the ever "fun" enhancer that enhances it to the point it basically blows..... WWWWAAAAAYYYYY TO KINKY FOR ME, doing WAY TOO MUCH lol
@@ashleyklotz3762 Yo, most sound like urban legends, yet they feel like an actual true story happening right on your TV. A surfer at the beach got into a fight with some surfers decided to go out of there. He then backed up his drop top so fast that the surfboard turned around and broke his neck.
All birds and lizards are leftover, living dinosaurs. Don't mess with ostriches and especially not Komodo dragons. Remember, boys and girls, wildlife doesn't go to prison for killing you 😂
In our universe : Spiders bite humans and cause problems like death and other injuries. Meanwhile in Peter Parker's universe : Spider bites Peter and he becomes Spider Man. 🕷🙎♂️
Fondly. It's on my "Darn it, why didn't I do something to keep it?" list. I particularly wish I could see the one where the tree-hugger gets eaten alive by a bear...
A friend of mine 8 years ago today, died in a amazingly stupid way. We were at school and there was a rattlesnake on the cafeteria table. I went to go sit in another seat, but my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold the rattlesnake. It rattled its tail, but he didn't care. The rattlesnake bit him and he still didn't care. I called 911 but he denied being bit. But shortly after, he died.
the first one reminded me of my step-grandfather. He was too stubborn to go to the doctor and by the time he went, the cancer had already spread beyond healing, making it terminal.
My great grandma also had a knack for not seeking medical attention I only met her a few times when I was very young, but every time she would have a huge lump on her forehead or something
@@tucker2074 I read that as if you don't believe in it? So my father didn't die in this disease? Is that what you're saying? If that's the case I have to ask: What kind of an idiot are you? (Tests are done remotely with test-kits sent to your own home, which one then send back.)
Right. I'm no genealogist, that's for sure. However, you'd think that as suicidal acts in ones family line become riskier, at some point, after however many generations, one of the descendants of the original maniac would kill himself or herself before reaching reproductive age 🤷. Talk about changing the meaning of *"annihilist! !"*
Okay, "Macho Man's Downfall" hit a little too close to home. A friend of mine died the same way, but for an even stupider reason. He caught a cold. But he refused to do anything about it until it had progressed beyond a simple cold to outright pneumonia. And by the time he tried to do something about that, it was too late.
It's very hard.Admittedly ,I have found myself laughing at a few .It's not like you can say they died in genuine accidents.They died because they were too stupid
There's a German word for that: Schadenfreude. It's used to mean taking joy in the suffering of others (It literally means "Shame" [Schade = shame] and [ Freude = joy]).
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821you dont need to curse on people cos they said one thing wrong do you? (why did you choose that name for your account though?)
You know I like watching these, a) because it’s usually the best thing I’ve laughed at in a long time and b) it teaches me what not to do in order to stay on the right side of alive 😆
Some of the specialized equipment can be sold for decent coin, also they use various chemicals in the hair treatments and dyes that have a wide variety of other possible uses.
He probably thought along the same lines of the guy who thought it would be a genius idea to try and rob a gun store. Yeah, that DID happen. There's a video on TH-cam somewhere of him, I think. Anyway, needless to say he blows through the door, weapon halfway drawn, three seconds later gets his ass blown back through the door in a hail of bullets. Posthumous Darwin right there.
@@launcesmechanist9578 I've seen that one, the gun shop door was right next to the jewelry store. The prevailing theory is he actually meant to rob the jewelry store but grabbed the wrong door.
According to what I've read up and seen/done. a grenade has a pin and a handle, the pin keeps the handle on no matter what, but if you remove the pin and shake the grenade, the handle will "snap" off and start the "fuse" detonating it shortly after the handle "snaps"
What you said around 8:41 is one of the iron clad rules with firearms even if you know by fact it is empty after checking it 20+ times you still treat it as if it was loaded and ready to fire. That is what I was taught in my firearms class at least.
@nincompop I've had enough for a lifetime! By the way, did you purposefully misspell your username, nincompop as opposed to nincompoop??? You HAVE had enough...🙄
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As Douglas Adams said 'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools'.
ILavepiza
Yes. YES. We need people to beta test for EVERYTHING. Also foolproof foolproofing.
Douglas Adams was a genius!
@@RD9_Designsdrugs alcohol pork not allowed
India don't burn dead body not allowed
“Some ideas are so dumb, even hearing them makes you feel slightly less intelligent” wow that’s a keeper😂😂
U weren’t getting replies so Hi :)
Lol
first person to reply with a profile picture.
@@NitrogenProot Loloolol
Second person to reply with a profile pic
*"Never invite a friend to a party with less than 3 brain cells" 😂*
*this guy always makes my day with a smile 😂*
I have never seen a party with "less than 3 brain cells"!😂
@@lettymoore3714 ok
8:28
what if you have 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 braincells?
Lol
The light fasting one has to be the stupidest of them all by far. As stunningly stupid as the others might have been, in those cases they were accidents, they happened quickly, so not like these people could have still taken a step back to think things over again once something started to go wrong. This woman had freaking weeks and not once did she stop to think, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."
women never admit they are wrong
@@Taterzz Well, duh. All of us women are perfection incarnate. There is never an opportunity for us to be wrong! 🤣🤣
The thing is when you don't eat for so long your brain starts to slow down and your brain chemicals get messed up: You may feel "calm" because your brain starts to prepare for hunting/foraging, thus sharpening your senses and giving you clarity of mind (people mistake this thinking "I'm feeling good" when instead it's their brain trying to avoid death by sending all it's resources to itself in order to find a solution)
@@Life-Sky Bingo, this is literally a case of die for your beliefs, is not much different from monks setting thenselves on fire to send a message... in the first week she could have thought this true, but after that, the brain start to suffer the severe consequences of starvation and so, is up to others step in.
What about the first one? Macho Man's Downfall?
"he wasn't a bright spark in life, but he certainly was in death" xD good one
👍👍 _He lit the sky brighter than fireworks on the 4th of July_
@@magnificentmuttley154 drugs alcohol pork not allowed
George: Captain, what do we do if we step on a mine?
Blackadder: Well, the common reaction is to jump 100 feet in the air then scatter yourself over a wide area.
No you’re supposed to sing country roads
So then the ostrich died for nothing.
@@MrManuelehfear Allah
@@RosemaryWOFsuicide not allowed
@IyamSoRayadon't die as a disbeliever
"You can out muscle many things brother, but a spider bite one of them!"
Dude that line made my day!
So true!
Only if the spider was radioactive
You also can’t out muscle a bombshell you hit with a hammer
Hey ruv these people aren't going to heaven anytime soon better tell sarv and I made cookies
@@alexisdavis577 I'll let her know, also this reply made my day
12:30 You've got to admire the willpower of the woman who resisted the irresistible: the urge to eat (available) food despite starvation, and was ultimately successful.
India don't burn dead body not allowed
My friend from Savanna Georgia told me that there was this one old lady who liked to feed wild alligators near her house and considered them her “friends”, until one day the old lady went missing and they found out she was eaten by the alligators she used to feed.
Lol
🤔 🐊👻
Not funny
@@gamerslatestnews819 It wasn’t supposed to be funny it’s a true story
@@CollinBuckwalter19 you all makeing a joke of it not funny
Did you talk about the student who won a Darwin Award at Ottawa's Carleton University? He and his friends tried to find out who could spit farthest from the sixth-floor balcony of an apartment. One decided to give himself a running start, and ran...and flipped forward off the balcony to his death.
Oh my God....that went from fun to terrifying...I can just imagine the fear....then nothing... chilling
How... how would running making you spit farther?
@@godofchaos9571 probably the momentum that gives spit travel speed a higher velocity?
Did he win though?
@@cuffed2479 maybe
*“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”*
~ Albert Einstein
Briliant
What an inpsiring quote 🙏
He was super smart
Yes
Human stupidity expands faster than the universe
I mean the meditating woman did technically manage to spend the rest of her life without eating
Tattoo not allowed
lmao
8:00 reminds me of a hilarious Family Feud answer. “Name something that can kill a party.” “A gun.”
technicly (i know i cant spell)
"Guns dont kill people, I do!"
-Rifleman, WarCraft III
@@TheDendran NO _I_ DO *gunshots*
@TheDendran
And Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel) wore a T-Shirt labeled: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE.
@@TheDendran
Richard Kiel as Mr. Larson wore such a shirt in Happy Gilmore.
A kid in my grade school many years ago walked out to the middle of a frozen pond with a huge rock and threw it at his feet. Needless to say the huge rock went straight through the ice, and so did he. The end.
Wow, that's scary. I can't believe he attempted that...
@@Theawesomeninja_XD yeah it was messed up. All 5 of us just stood there in total shock for a good 10 sec. It took 4 days to find him I think.
@@mp_mia7989 4 days to find the body or
@@micahmorton9018 yeah 3 or 4 I can't really remember.
@@mp_mia7989 so he passed away?
the thought of surviving on sunlight is exactly like the thought that you can achive immortality by repeatedly smashing a slab of wood covered in toothpaste into the old recliner in the basement non stop for 5 months.
Oddly specific, lol
@@damienairalay552 Ik xd I thought of random stuff
None of this makes sense.
Little odd but *o k*
R/oddleysuspisic
I heard about one guy that was close to it.
He decided to cut off random chunk of steel with oxy-acetylene torch. Lucky for everyone around his boss stopped him and called cops.
Chunk of steel turned out to be soviet WW2 100kg bomb
"There's nothing wrong with being a thrill seeker, just as long as the thrills u seek arent laced with stupidity." Lol🤣 That line is both serious and amusing it killed me, it deserves an award🎖️🏆👏😂
Soudy that is correct.
That exact line is extremely humorous.
Saw a motorcycle/lawyer commercial. said "i wear a helmet because i like doing unsafe things safely"
@@melissaharris3890India don't burn dead body not allowed
ok but i can't stop laughing at "felt cute, might delete myself" 💀💀😭
Same😂🖐️ 😭😭😭😭😭
@@hakai1014 dark and hilarious
@Fluffy baby 😃
@Fluffy baby tru
@Fluffy baby hello fellow psycho
I love when you say, "removing themselves from the gene pool." Lmao 🤣😂
@Aple_gaming it's from the intro
@Aple_gaming approximately 0:20
I love when he shits on the people, who killed theirselves in the stupidest ways
8:54 or 8:53 its also there
😂
“yknow maybe if I stand in the sun for a while, my skin cancer will evolve chlorophyll and I’ll start eating once again”
The animation of the guy moping the road after the failed plane explosion is hilarious😂
You mean the spongebob character?
My LeG! 😂
We saw him in the MY LEG!!! Compilation
@@legosnowspeederproductions4793fear Allah
“These spiders might not look as scary as some arachnids” - they are hairy, 6 inches across, display aggressive behavior, and basically look like tarantulas.
*Arachnophobia intensified*
Arachnid is enough to trigger my "oh - gosh - NO" response !
Add the word "venom" and it's an instant "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE " response triggered.
1:00 Yes they DO look scary af ! :(
But tarantulas are harmless. And imo cute.
Nah brown recluses are quite small. Terrifying? yes(I’m arachnophobic) but big? Not really
“He certainly wasn’t a spark in life, but he sure was in death.” 😭😭 I love it
There was an Australian woman, Ellen Greve, who claimed she could live without food. A TV company put her in a hotel and monitored her, with a doctor coming every day. After a few days she started talking (even more) gibberish, and the doctor refused to continue. The crazy lady, aka Jasmuheen, called off the challenge, saying the hotel was in the wrong place. It's on YT somewhere. Pretty funny.
“Don’t point a gun at yourself” and this is why I will NEVER play Russian Roulette.
Ok L0L
Fun fact, some people tried to play Russian roulette using a semi-auto handguns. Which sounds more like a straight out suicide than risking your life.
As if it wasn't stupid enough to play Russian roulette in general.
Suicidal people play that game hoping it’ll remove their pain in a “fun” way
My grandpa only lost one time
Russian roulette is*"f u n"* with fun i mean killing yourself
The party/gun one... Just think how lucky he was that he managed to hit such a small target...
Oof
His head/brain XD
Because he has a small bran hahha
My gosh XD
Lucky he didn't play cowboys and Indians with the kids
Come on everyone, let's go sing "Dumb ways to die"
Poke a stick on a grizzly bear...
🐻
🪄
🙂
Edit: Pretend that the magic wand is a plain ol' stick.
*insert chainbreaker*
Transformers
Take your helmet off in outer space…
Use your private parts as piranha bait.........
"Light Refreshment" -- "Hey, I can live off solar power! Superman lives off solar power!" "Yeah, but lady, HE'S SUPERMAN!"
Suicide not allowed
"Treat every gun like its loaded" same goes with hornets nests and bombs
*YES*
That is so very true!
Oh yes
Oh yeah. I remember when I was a kid I got into my Dad's chest of drawers. I found my dearly departed Grandfather's 38. I messed around with it and it was loaded. It did fire and the bullet stuck in the ceiling.
Boy did I get in trouble for that. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.
Well a bomb always treat it like its a nuke thats about to blow
in that 2nd to last story, "digging an early grave", i had the same exact experience as that man in the late 00's when i was on holiday with my family at a beach, and me and sister started digging on the dunes, unsupervised.
Impressed with her work. my sister went away to get mum and dad, who was on a campsite a good 10 minutes walk away.
i kept digging, and low and below, the entire structure fell on top of me burying me. i felt like my entire body was being crushed by the immense weight of sand on top of me, and i thought i was going to die, until i felt the sand shifting a whole 5 or 10 minutes later. i thought more sand was falling on top of me, but no, it was my mum and dad, frantically digging me out. thankfully for them, my head was facing the exit of the tunnel, and one of my arms at the time of the collapse was outstretched forwards, so my hand was the first thing they found, which they used to pull my body out.
I survived that day. scared and terrified, and a lesson learned that i would never forget.
@@peopleplaygroundclips355 Yeah
you got REAL lucky there
Darwin Award Runner-up🥈
I was in White Sands New Mexico. When much the same thing happened. Some of the dunes are huge, 100s of ft across at the bottom. I had dug a good 30-40ft into the dune. Was so proud of myself I ran to get my dad. Legit, seconds after climbing out the dune collapsed behind me. O.o Never did that again. Haha Glad you're OK! Can't imagine how scary it was, even just 5 minutes would feel like an eternity.
Low and behold.
Snowboarder: attempts to jump over a road
Me: bro this ain’t Mario kart
Edit: oky dokey that’s a lots likes
He forgot to bring his glider with him
Joe Namath yeah i don’t think he lived up to 7 sadly
Lol
He forgot his glider
Im TRASH at mariooooo kart
Who ever said reptiles aren't affectionate?
Rattlesnake: Gimme kissies
Constrictor: Gimme hugs
Fr
Fr
Dumb way I died: Watching this and thinking, “Hey, if I do this, will I be in a video?”
no you will be not
@@TheHellfirejen aww, sad.
Darn
Ahh yes the...
Even better, you will win a darwin award
"you can out muscle many things in life brother, but a venomus spider might ain't be one of them" that got me to laugh
I believe you mean, spider *bite*.
Spider might is more like a cheesy promo for Spider-Man
Bfb fan
@@darchangel2136tattoo not allowed
India don't burn dead body not allowed
As Einstein said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"
@ozymandias nero nulifidian It's probably apocryphal, like most of Einstein's "sayings"
But stupidity doesn’t
@ozymandias nero nulifidian will ya stop ruining this actually good comment
If you think about it makes sense
@ozymandias nero nulifidian like the saying says your stupidity doesn't have limits
Love this, even though I only recently found the channel. PSA: As my uncle taught me, "Never point a gun at someone or something unless you are prepared to shoot."
Tattoo not allowed
The guy who shot himself literately rummaged through his bag that was not ment to be opened and thought hey Jim nice toy
Click click
POW
The guy who brought the gun: U ARE DED. The guy who shot himself: I AM DED.
That other guy: HE IS DED
Guardian angel: wtf
@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 THE IDIOT’S DEAD?!?!
i feel like a sim has done that lol
“Felt cute might delete myself” damn that’s dark😂😂😂
Bruh they didn’t even get the meme right!!! It makes me mad that they forgot a single word lmao
so true.
Lol
@@Angiesunshine13 I have one question are you serious because they did it on purpose it was joke
Haha I wanted the time stamp but then the It was already there
Finally, another Dumb Ways People Died video! This is part 9 not part 10.
Ikr
Finally have been waiting
And confused
Really
@Kemmer Marquardt ...
My first visit to the channel. Love the narrative style! Can’t wait for another video!
India don't burn dead body not allowed
“Wait, the gun was real?”
The quiet kid: *Always has been*
Wait it’s not a paint gun?
Lol if only it was airsoft it would have hurt but not fatal
@@CoolyCools actually with enough force even a bb gun straight to the soft spot on your head where he pointed it could go through and kill him even th air from a gun
@@nickrowland9515 i know. *IF* it had.
Volkinqi abi bizovioka
All I needed to hear was " One Florida Man" 🤗🤣
i live in Florida...it amazes me that More videos are not out there.
peace people
When I read that my face froze with a hysterical expression 😂
#messyourself
At the risk of stereotyping Floridians & sounding like a complete bigot, the last few blurbs of anything on national news about Florida, in recent memory, involved incidents with 'gators, Burmese pythons, boa constrictors, & their "owners..."
Personally I wouldn't choose to live in the 'Glades anymore than I'd live in the middle of a Louisiana swamp. Still, I can't blame all of these people. Just about anyone living in those places is gonna get too bored & eventually wind up in a situation with a big snake or a 'gator. And if you are Floridian, you can live far from water & STILL find yourself facing one... Gotta love our Floridians, Louisianans, & Cajuns! !
Greetings from Texas 🤠
@@magnificentmuttley154 I live in Lakeland Florida and over the last couple of years you wouldn't believe the number of meth heads eaten by gators, ran over and killed by cars , every once in a while one gets hit by a train . They are like vampires they all will scramble for their caves right before daybreak .
"Is this thing loaded?"Famous last words
Plot Twist: He was suicidal and pretended the gun was a toy so he could have a chance to kill himself.
India don't burn dead body not allowed
As an ignorant kid in my 20s, a car I used to own needed a starter, so I proceeded to support it with a plastic milk crate, and climb underneath. Fortunately for me again, a friend had his 5 ton truck jack handy. I could have earned lots of Darwin Awards in my past, no question 😅
“Don’t invite people to your house if they know what Murphy’s law is”(or just don’t invite people at all covid 19 stay safe. Guys)
Oh ho.... I know what it is ok😓
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
I would like the comment... but it's at 69 likes
@@602gaming you just did 🤦🏽♂️
sorry me no englando
The first rule of a gun is never point it at yourself 🤣 I don't even feel bad for him
Technically the first rule is: It's always loaded, especially when it isn't.
Actually never point it at anything you don't intend to shoot & especially don't remotely touch the trigger until ready to shoot
1. Never point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot (only ever point it downrange or at the ground/sky unobstructed)
2. Make sure you can see whether or not it is loaded; treat it as loaded anyway
3. Only ever put your finger on the trigger at the exact moment that you intend to shoot whatever the gun is pointing at
4. Keep a strong grip on the gun to compensate for recoil so it doesn't get pointed in an unsafe direction after shooting
5. Never let someone put their hands on a gun unless they know how to safely handle one
Guns can be fun, but they are *NOT* toys. Remember that all it takes to accidentally kill someone is an idle flex of your finger and pointing it in an unsafe direction.
My great grandpa as a kid was playing with his brother and an “unloaded gun”, the truth was that it WAS loaded, and he got shot right in the side of his brain. The doctors couldn’t remove the bullet or he would’ve died, so now he just has a bullet in his brain. Oh yeah so right now he’s in a stretcher in his own home after tripping down the stairs and getting a head injury.
Keep yo hands out of peoples shit
For the first one I can relate to a lot. In January my father notice he had a toe fungus on his big toe. Now time after time we told him to get it checked out but he never did. It got so bad that he couldn't walk anymore and was taken to the hospital in July. After a couple days in the hospital we find out that the fungus went all the way up in his leg causing a cyst in between in his knee cap joint which eventually popped and travel through his entire body putting him in septic shock soon after and a coma from which he never woked up from. Lesson here is never be stubborn about getting something that seems so small checked out because later in life it can be a big problem
Damn. Sad… but nonetheless stupid.
11:56 Yeah, it must have been a myth. To survive on sunlight and water for 7 decades would require being a plant. Those are autotrophs, and photosynthesis is what makes them create internal food. I got word Namekians in DragonBall are autotrophs. They do drink water but never need to eat.
Surviving on sunlight sounds like suicide by starvation.
@Blue Skies Such an odd thing to become popular. I would rather just go sailing. You get plenty of Sun plus there are nice places to dock at and have a meal.
yep
@Blue Skies True. I though the last time I went sailing was with my former and her Dad.
There were plenty of colorful fish in that choral reef east of Key West plus a medium sized shark I saw while snorkeling. It was all really cool minus the shark which spooked me out of the water.
If I didn't have to go back to reality I never would have left. It is a fantasy 90 miles north of Cuba in Key West though.
@Blue Skies I hope so. I would like to do it in my sailboat next time. If I made it big time I would like to go to Hawaii sailing.
There is noting wrong with Key West though of course. It's just a lot farther and a little more pricey in Hawaii.
Who knows where the future will take me. Life has already taken me a lot more places than I ever could have imagined at one time in life.
Or get away with skin cancer
This series has “1,000 ways to die” vibes lol
It's just needs one of those medical experts who over-analyse what went wrong and for the narrator to come up with a bad pun lol. Tell me if I'm wrong😂😂
@@milorules2729 The narrator came up with many bad puns.
Muda muda muda wryyyyyyyy
1000 dumb ways to die
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electricity work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
There's so many dumb ways to die
I've had snakes and once read that if they constrict on you, pulling at them just makes them tighten up more. So the best way is to put a mirror up to the snake's face. Mine was around my neck one night and started constricting. I just walked over to the mirror and held his face in front of it and he let go instantly!
Is there any scientific research about that? This is a very interesting fact!
person you almost died lol. I dont trust me no reptiles
and im the king of pluto
@@Yingying-po9il no there is not
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 actually after further reading yeah it does confuse them thus making it easier to escape their grasp. you should check out animals getting scared of their own reflection
I love these videos, and the intro is fantastic! 😂😂
This is how the game “Dumb Ways To Die” Was made EDIT: NO CUSSING IN CHAT
I didn't think of that
Jake Rivas no one said you did
That was too good
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die bring a python on a motorcycle ride dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
Well maybe i searched i saw this
Darwin Award winners must be presented by this voice only 👍
I say that my fav food is WATERMELON
Yess
@@shadowstripes704 when did any1 ask you what your faverte good was #mornon
Yes only him
He sounds tired with everything XD
Imagine being such a hardcore vegan you start relying on photosynthesis
*p l a n t*
Oh yeah. The Indian Mahaguru might somehow miraculously transplanted a good amount of algae into his body to help him survive for decades.
PLANT GOOD SUN GOOD
8:41 ish - 8:43 I cannot stress that point enough. Years ago back when my dad still had his lever action Henry (There's a reason I'm brand dropping here) we had both got done firing off some rounds at a gun range to sight in a new .22 of his and were off in the places cleaning station. He hands me his Henry to teach me how to clean a lever action and so the first thing I do after watching a cop with his own lever action firearm is jack the lever 11 times to make sure there is nothing in it. Nothing comes out. So now of course thinking than this is an empty gun I go cleaning/oiling the damn thing and about the time I finish cleaning the gun my father askes one of the instructors there to keep an eye on me while he went to the bathroom. Not even 30 seconds later I ask to (I'm not sure of the phrase when you pull the trigger on a gun with no ammo so forgive me if I used the wrong one) dry fire the weapon to make it safe for storage and he says yea. I pull the trigger and everyone in the room goes quite as that damned rifle had a round somehow still trapped up in it. I was freaking out because bout me and the instructor saw where the bullet hit the chair where my father had been sitting that 30 seconds before and when he came back to see what had happened he decided to sit in the chair to see where that bullet would've hit him. To this day I still can't forget the words out of the instructors mouth when they all looked and saw it would've been straight through his heart and I refuse to ever own a Henry rifle. That same day was also when he sold that gun. I use this story along with the message of "Treat every gun like it's loaded" Because you never know when you'll encounter a gun with severe manufacturing flaws. And always remember that a gun is never truly safe until disassembled for maintenance.
Everybody is a Gangsta untill some one dies by stepping on a lego.
Yes
I mean, it's gonna happen
True
Very ture 😂 legos are hell
well they are the physical embodiment of "chaotic good," tends to become "passive evil"
1st guy: *gets bitten by a venomous spider*
Pff... it’s nothing
If the man was Russian, he would've survived
In Russia you kill spider.
pppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff its nothing
Oh really? 😄😄
Venomous spider
This video can be summarized in
“I don’t like where this is going”
What are you talking about? It's idiots removing themselves. Some would say they like where it's going.
''felt cute might just delete myself''
--monika from ddlc
Love monika
@@Olivia-zy5gm just monika!
@@Seriallybreaded_editsNfear Allah
@@Olivia-zy5gmIndia don't burn dead body not allowed
Tattoo not allowed
These videos are my new "1,000 Ways to Die" I miss that show
Hehehe I like how you said "hamma time"
Also in with you on that
@@24rival13 they had another like it, I think it was called "curious and unusual deaths" something like that, it didn't last long but it was like 1000 ways to die, not quite as funny just cuz you know the narrator was a big part of that show but still just as cool if you're looking for something like it
I caught the end of an episode one day, it was my first time watching the show. A woman at a grocery store became attracted to a carrot and took it home and had s*x with it, she then got an infection and subsequently died. I am not exaggerating. I personally didn't believe it and thus don't believe the show.
@@TH-camSpareTime ya know, some are hard to believe but then again, I have heard news stories of nasty females using their gear shifter for a "fun time" and then wreaking and dying, them using using bananas and not necessarily dying, but really destroying themselves or getting it stuck, pop bottles, nasty men using a whole in wood or something plastic and ripping themselves up, the ever "fun" enhancer that enhances it to the point it basically blows..... WWWWAAAAAYYYYY TO KINKY FOR ME, doing WAY TOO MUCH lol
@@ashleyklotz3762 Yo, most sound like urban legends, yet they feel like an actual true story happening right on your TV. A surfer at the beach got into a fight with some surfers decided to go out of there. He then backed up his drop top so fast that the surfboard turned around and broke his neck.
The more i learn about humans, the more i start liking my cat.
Lol
I dont get?
SAME LOL
my cats : i no use box i get trouble but care no.
I agree.
All birds and lizards are leftover, living dinosaurs. Don't mess with ostriches and especially not Komodo dragons. Remember, boys and girls, wildlife doesn't go to prison for killing you 😂
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter : 0:04
th-cam.com/video/qA-byZsxQT8/w-d-xo.html
Chil face 😌
nolinagirlaSia.link
@Noori Smith exactly
@Hariom Shree th-cam.com/video/qA-byZsxQT8/w-d-xo.html
I love how this guy consistently reminds us how stupid every person on this list is
@Potato chip Gal I haven't heard one "hehe" or "haha" in this video. Who's laughing?
@Potato chip Gal shouldn't have done stupid things either. It's karma
@@ireallydontcare3909 ur right
@shroomy Nobody laughed though? Like??
@shroomy you're wayyy too late lmfao no one cares anymore 🏃♀️
Is it just me that the people who died embarrassingly makes me laugh my ass of
Edit: edited the comment so it will feel newer
Nope, i also laugh at each of these idiots and their obviously avoidable deaths
I also laugh.
That first one tho lol
Its horrible that they have passed. But the way they did was a bit funny😅
Nope bro, i also laughed my as off🤣🤣
1:46 a good reason on why not to let your ego get the best of you.
India don't burn dead body not allowed
Tell that to vegeta
In our universe : Spiders bite humans and cause problems like
death and other injuries.
Meanwhile in Peter Parker's universe : Spider bites Peter and he becomes Spider Man. 🕷🙎♂️
The guy was bitten on his leg and not on his peter.
Dog not allowed ect
Imagine winning a Darwin award but still being alive.
That’s the kind of thing that happens when you sterilize yourself by accident.
Impossible!!!
😥
Thats called giving a middle finger to natural selection. Check his other videos out.
Sarani Dutta that's impossible
Be Amazed: “When in doubt, hit it with a hammer!”
Mario players: “Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.”
YESS SOMEONE SAID IT
🤣
I should try that with a baby!
Dog not allowed ect
@@robblequoffle8456dog not allowed ect
Hi how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work
Suicide not allowed
“A Florida man” of course!
Once a Florida man stop a robbery because he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into robbers
Nice
@Princess Kaelyn once a Oregon man got arrested for swinging a light saber at the cops he deflected the tazers
?
@@wtouellette Florida man: finally a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary!
Anyone remember Spike TV's "1000 Ways To Die"? ☠
i do
Fondly. It's on my "Darn it, why didn't I do something to keep it?" list. I particularly wish I could see the one where the tree-hugger gets eaten alive by a bear...
That show *traumatized* me when I was younger.
That show was awesome! Good times.
As soon as i saw the cassowary i was like
"Who tf was dumb enough to get near the death birb?"
A lot of people apparently
Dog not allowed ect
@@Dovah_Slayerdog not allowed ect
@@ibrahimghibihisab8913 are you a bot? Or just a person that says shit that makes no sense
A friend of mine 8 years ago today, died in a amazingly stupid way. We were at school and there was a rattlesnake on the cafeteria table. I went to go sit in another seat, but my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold the rattlesnake. It rattled its tail, but he didn't care. The rattlesnake bit him and he still didn't care. I called 911 but he denied being bit. But shortly after, he died.
That’s what he gets.
@@kathrynandrews7951wife back door not allowed ect
@@kathrynandrews7951drugs alcohol pork not allowed
Suicide not allowed
the first one reminded me of my step-grandfather.
He was too stubborn to go to the doctor and by the time he went,
the cancer had already spread beyond healing, making it terminal.
I get it
My great grandma also had a knack for not seeking medical attention
I only met her a few times when I was very young, but every time she would have a huge lump on her forehead or something
My late wife as well.
My drill instructor: "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend "
The sad part is that many of these darwin awards have already spread their genes before passing on. Stupidity will be coming back in "enhanced" ways.
Yes like believing in covid19, I mean its that deadly you have to be tested to see if you have it 🤣
@@tucker2074 I read that as if you don't believe in it? So my father didn't die in this disease? Is that what you're saying?
If that's the case I have to ask: What kind of an idiot are you?
(Tests are done remotely with test-kits sent to your own home, which one then send back.)
@@tucker2074 there's one
2050: Why the fuck did that person think eating concrete makes you tough? What the hell have we done?
Right. I'm no genealogist, that's for sure. However, you'd think that as suicidal acts in ones family line become riskier, at some point, after however many generations, one of the descendants of the original maniac would kill himself or herself before reaching reproductive age 🤷. Talk about changing the meaning of *"annihilist! !"*
Okay, "Macho Man's Downfall" hit a little too close to home. A friend of mine died the same way, but for an even stupider reason. He caught a cold. But he refused to do anything about it until it had progressed beyond a simple cold to outright pneumonia. And by the time he tried to do something about that, it was too late.
I'm REALLY trying not to laugh at these people misfortune.
I know it takes me a lot to not laugh at his jokes despite the horrific deaths they experienced even if their stupidity caused it.
It's very hard.Admittedly ,I have found myself laughing at a few .It's not like you can say they died in genuine accidents.They died because they were too stupid
@@lindaeasley5606 true. The narrator has some great jokes and the animation is awesome.
@@amaiyagrace 👍
There's a German word for that: Schadenfreude. It's used to mean taking joy in the suffering of others (It literally means "Shame" [Schade = shame] and [ Freude = joy]).
almost every gun owner says "treat every gun like it's loaded" but that is a good thing to do if you dont want anything to happen
"If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you" - Unknown
every gun owner says it...................................................
bc its true......................
drunkard
@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821you dont need to curse on people cos they said one thing wrong do you?
(why did you choose that name for your account though?)
You know I like watching these, a) because it’s usually the best thing I’ve laughed at in a long time and b) it teaches me what not to do in order to stay on the right side of alive 😆
Well try to not do anything stupid while youre alive and in plain view of a camera. Or you will be in a different kind of video to be laugh at still
well done to all the winners.... your parents must be so proud.
India don't burn dead body not allowed
End of every one of these storys:
And he died
One was a she
Actually, a couple people or so lost their ability to reproduce, thus winning a Darwin Award without having to win it posthumously.
Spoiler alert
You is correct
12:21. She was attempting photosynthesis.
*FLOWR*
YUP!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flower woman
insert the audio of spongebob saying *PHOTOSYNTHESIS PHOTOSYNTHESIS*
the girl be like: I ÄM ÔÑĒ WITH THĖ PŁÅŃT
Is it just me or you guys can also hear dumb ways to die theme song
Or the
Stupid deaths
🎵Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die🎵
@@dot2336 from HH
Stupid deaths stupid deaths they're funny cuz they're true
I played that game 7 years ago 😳
Absolutely love and identify with your sarcasm 😊
It's the "Mother language" for many of us 😊
India don't burn dead body not allowed
I'm kind of curious why a burglar would decide a hair salon is a good target.
Some of the specialized equipment can be sold for decent coin, also they use various chemicals in the hair treatments and dyes that have a wide variety of other possible uses.
Also I didn't think a 20' fall would kill someone, but he probably landed on his head.
He probably thought along the same lines of the guy who thought it would be a genius idea to try and rob a gun store. Yeah, that DID happen. There's a video on TH-cam somewhere of him, I think. Anyway, needless to say he blows through the door, weapon halfway drawn, three seconds later gets his ass blown back through the door in a hail of bullets. Posthumous Darwin right there.
@@launcesmechanist9578 I've seen that one, the gun shop door was right next to the jewelry store. The prevailing theory is he actually meant to rob the jewelry store but grabbed the wrong door.
@@jakeand9020 Not just a Darwin Award then, but also an 'Instant Karma' scroll as well.
"Look, dude, I've got a granade!" - the last words approximately every 2-3 weeks in Ukraine.
According to what I've read up and seen/done.
a grenade has a pin and a handle, the pin keeps the handle on no matter what, but if you remove the pin and shake the grenade, the handle will "snap" off and start the "fuse" detonating it shortly after the handle "snaps"
8:07. First rule of handling a gun: Never point a gun anywhere except down to the ground when you don't plan on shooting
I can’t even imagine being at that party and someone just blows their brains out....man. “Is this thing loaded” BOOM WTF 😬
Yeah
What you said around 8:41 is one of the iron clad rules with firearms even if you know by fact it is empty after checking it 20+ times you still treat it as if it was loaded and ready to fire. That is what I was taught in my firearms class at least.
Lol as soon as he said “is anyone feeling hungry all of a sudden?" I was like yes now I am thanks for the excuse to get food
Same 😭
Suicide not allowed
@@tdetailzosuicide not allowed
When he started talking about food I immediately thought of medium rare chicken
Lol
Lmao
B E A N S
Lol
Yaaa i thought about children
“Big bad birdie”
I’ve had enough internet for today
Are you back now
The three b's
@nincompop
I've had enough for a lifetime!
By the way, did you purposefully misspell your username,
nincompop as opposed to nincompoop??? You HAVE had enough...🙄
I am amazed that humanity has lasted this long.
The things people do to protect their ego... 🤦🏼♀️
The edit of the somali guy turning around in his airplane chair made me laugh
Perfect timing bro I read this , looked up and laughed lol
The Somali guy. Example of karmic justice
I was so CLOSE to being first, only 4,072 people were here before me.
Haha
Only 13320 for me
😂😂😂
bruh there is only 422
Only 391 for me
2:57 could you imagine how traumatic it would be to be driving and all of the sudden have a guy just fall right in front of your car?
“He wasn’t a bright spark in life, but he certainly was in death” 🤣🤣🤣