This reminds me of an old Afghan legend, IIRC, where the king sent only 5 soldiers to aid an ally. These 5 defeated the enemy. The Afghan king said it was better to send 5 lions than 5000 sheep.
Considering the Wandering Earth, this is not surprising. Got an entire planet's worth of industries and resources, plus whatever weapon placements attached to the planetary body.
Covering your whole planet in huge dakka and putting engines on it turning it into a mobile battle planet is a feat of insanity and awesomeness even the Greenskin Orks would be in awe of.
The king asked for help but thought he was just getting pittance Until he realized that he was given a five man army. Also yeah humans will solve virtually any kind of problem and if the home world is two isolated and would likely be destroyed regardless of the ship's you have available your allies too far away to help then you take the Homeworld to your allies so that they can help you fight while you fight off the threat
That first story, nothing like sending in the A team! What level were they, like 20? so that's why earth went dark.it was coming to help. The while damn planet.....
And here I am awaiting for someone o turn the whole solar-system into a ship. A planet kinda needs a sun and well - a ship some energy - and all that's missing is the command bridge and hell of a lot of structures.... surface for some guns... after all all those asteroids or planets could provide mats and with all that gravity added to. Who said that a real war would not need a bit of supplies and the entire military complex.... not just a platform or hangar to fly out of.
Spoilers I can only imagine the glorious radio chatter when earth popped up in the middle of the battlefield. Various allied aliens: My God we’re all gonna die, the hell is that?! Local human armada: It’s a homecoming, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sigh) now.... sic em boys.
Given the reaction of the Elven king it seems his people are purely druids and/or clerics for the magic classes so the pure hell a Wizard, Sorcerer or Warlock can bring to a battle field would be jarring still. Then again in this setting the Elves could be more prone to the Ranger archetype instead of the Mage Archetype seen in most fantasy settings.
Well one of the best ways to get Terrans riled up is to have Terra it self be in jeopardy... then again yeah its bit risky to bring the cradle world turned into death star into front lines and cradle world is still a cradle world, but with enough industry and turning planets environment into a domes of nature to keep oxygen going.. sure i could see us doing something like that.
Elven king: "help I need an army!"
Human King: "I got a group of level 20 murder hobos"
i think i came over prepared
So a Force of unnatural nature?
The dickpocolypse has begone
The Hobos Reign
Sounds like an army to me
Human -"I see your titan warship and I raise you My Planet!"
Xeno - "Wait, what do you mean your planet?"
Human - "Did I fucking stutter?"
lol
Big rick
That's a whole new level of "Deathstar".
This reminds me of an old Afghan legend, IIRC, where the king sent only 5 soldiers to aid an ally. These 5 defeated the enemy. The Afghan king said it was better to send 5 lions than 5000 sheep.
It was great to hear my work given a voice! Thank you for covering it, and I look forward to your future work! :D
Which of the two did you write, or did you write both? In any case, you have a talent for sure!
@@henrypaleveda7760 Hey! I wrote the first one (Only Five Humans). Thank you for your kind words! I hope you enjoyed it!
You are more than welcome; you have earned the praise.
Considering the Wandering Earth, this is not surprising. Got an entire planet's worth of industries and resources, plus whatever weapon placements attached to the planetary body.
Humans: "don't worry alien bro's, Earth is coming"
Alien bro's: "How many warriors are you sending?"
Humans: "no no, EARTH is coming"
lol
@@AgroSquerril love your work mate. Keep safe.
@@jackmac2217 glad you enjoy and you too
We humans have very few things we hold more or less universally sacred.
Don't touch.
Seriously.
Don't.
The second story reminds me of a Warhammer 40k fight where one faction threw part of a sun at traitors! Got to love human think around stories
If you can't save Earth, just move it. That shouldn't be that difficult. 😎
Covering your whole planet in huge dakka and putting engines on it turning it into a mobile battle planet is a feat of insanity and awesomeness even the Greenskin Orks would be in awe of.
wat do ya tink da bat'le moonz waz fur?
@@henrypaleveda7760The fact that Google translate works on your comment makes me irrationally happy.
@@hanzzel6086 i had no idea that it does, but lordy if that isn't the darndest thing.
@@henrypaleveda7760 It made it regular English, which means Google apparently knows 40k Ork.
Normally I wait a bit... but... let the binge begin.
The king asked for help but thought he was just getting pittance Until he realized that he was given a five man army. Also yeah humans will solve virtually any kind of problem and if the home world is two isolated and would likely be destroyed regardless of the ship's you have available your allies too far away to help then you take the Homeworld to your allies so that they can help you fight while you fight off the threat
A force of Unnatural nature
That first story, nothing like sending in the A team! What level were they, like 20?
so that's why earth went dark.it was coming to help. The while damn planet.....
Gotta be at least Lv17, one of them cast meteor swarm
That was a plot twist
dum dum dum
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
Ah yes turning a planet into a space ship very imposing
that it is
Second story I have seen where they moved earth. First one was the gate if heaven?? Heavens gate???
And here I am awaiting for someone o turn the whole solar-system into a ship. A planet kinda needs a sun and well - a ship some energy - and all that's missing is the command bridge and hell of a lot of structures.... surface for some guns... after all all those asteroids or planets could provide mats and with all that gravity added to. Who said that a real war would not need a bit of supplies and the entire military complex.... not just a platform or hangar to fly out of.
501 congrats❤️
thank you
As a clone wars fan i aprove
Yep. Both stories show that humans make much better allies than enemies.
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It's always easier to fight from comfort of own home, so we took it for spin
wait this is just a dnd session....
That's no moon! i̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶
may the algorithm be pleased
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For the algorithm.
"Thats no moon! Its a space station! Wait, no it actually is a moon. But the moon has a huge gun!"
Spoilers
I can only imagine the glorious radio chatter when earth popped up in the middle of the battlefield.
Various allied aliens: My God we’re all gonna die, the hell is that?!
Local human armada: It’s a homecoming, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (sigh) now.... sic em boys.
DnD. Anyone can use magic.
Given the reaction of the Elven king it seems his people are purely druids and/or clerics for the magic classes so the pure hell a Wizard, Sorcerer or Warlock can bring to a battle field would be jarring still. Then again in this setting the Elves could be more prone to the Ranger archetype instead of the Mage Archetype seen in most fantasy settings.
Ummm... so humans warped planet earth?
Well one of the best ways to get Terrans riled up is to have Terra it self be in jeopardy... then again yeah its bit risky to bring the cradle world turned into death star into front lines and cradle world is still a cradle world, but with enough industry and turning planets environment into a domes of nature to keep oxygen going.. sure i could see us doing something like that.
Two great stories. Thank you.
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😂 I had to go back a few minutes after that second story because I heard it wrong...nope! 😂😂😂
If you're going to do a D&D storyline elves have powers too
keeper going
kept going
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HELL YEAH!
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@@AgroSquerril to please the algorithm.
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Day 33
hey there
78th, 6 December 2023
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I would like the video but its at 666, so take a comment instead.
number 700
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