r/HFY TFOS# 506 - John and Jane Join the HOA & Weapons of the Past ( HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • @robertschumacher2707
    @robertschumacher2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Always nice when the enemy only brings knives to a gunfight.

  • @ouberfox5898
    @ouberfox5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Never assume humans are unarmed always assume that they are armed. Even if unarmed a human will use anything not welded down as a weapon if it can be easily lifted it can be thrown with unparalleled speed and accuracy.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The psycho apes from Earth would like to have a word with you about why you would would prefer not to be pirates anymore.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Got to love the simplicity and efficiency of a 357 magnum. Not quite a "Dirty Harry" but still darn efficient LOL

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pew pew

    • @nigelnightmare4160
      @nigelnightmare4160 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And "Reliable"!

    • @Michael_Brock
      @Michael_Brock 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Apart from mr tazer, the best karen repellent.!

    • @nigelnightmare4160
      @nigelnightmare4160 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Michael_Brock Duct tape is pretty good, So's super glue/krazy glue

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Came back to listen to these stories for the second time.
    I would love to hear more tales of John & Jane!
    2nd story- Peew-peew, meet Bang-bang!

  • @jonathon8895
    @jonathon8895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I loved the part about the escape pods.

  • @WeevilLover9000
    @WeevilLover9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The title of the first one harmed my last brain cell

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      she shells ah for frick sakes on the sheer sore

    • @WeevilLover9000
      @WeevilLover9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AgroSquerril
      River rain ripples away right at rice rants near the rave

  • @Danieljfriend275
    @Danieljfriend275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Humans being honest

  • @zohan90210
    @zohan90210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    new stuff may be fancy and fancy stuff is fun, but nothin' beats the crack of an ol' fashion gun.

  • @eddiethepothos2648
    @eddiethepothos2648 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope John and Jain make a colony comes out soon or whatever it's called

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That reminded my of Arthur C Clarke's Superiority.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    John and jane are copulating copulators.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol! love that stuff! and that John\Jane bit was very interesting one))

  • @goingfubar7182
    @goingfubar7182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now the 357 is an interesting and useful side arm it really wouldn't make a good weapon to carry aboard a starship, only six shots and could have drawbacks, however a good Ole 12 gauge pump shotgun is a better solution especially for repelling boarders

  • @jddbrr4144
    @jddbrr4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ave Algorithm! Ave Algorithm! Ave Algorithm! Ave True To Cae.... Wait a Minute

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, I enjoyed. Listened first, liked, read comments, left this comment. Thank you Agro Squerril.

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Algorithm be pleased

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the algorithm

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣
    For the algorithm!

  • @RTanna89
    @RTanna89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last story, why the fug would you want a .357 in space?!?! Can you say hull beach?? not even taking into account how notoriously inaccurate most .357's are, but wouldn't you want something with frangible ammo and less muzzle velocity?

    • @randolphphillips3104
      @randolphphillips3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unlikely that a jacketed hollow point would breach the hull. If it could, any piece of space dust you hit would kill you. I am also guessing it isn't something he shoots willy-nilly any time he wants, as he seemed competent and practiced in its proper and safe use.

    • @ouberfox5898
      @ouberfox5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Revolvers never jam and at the range you're not going to missv

    • @RTanna89
      @RTanna89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ouberfox5898 didn't say anything about the choice of a revolver, just on a cartridge with that much muzzle velocity in a damn can floating in space. There's such a thing as over penetration.

    • @TheMankind02
      @TheMankind02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can never go wrong with the trusty sock covered bat

    • @arizonabug6493
      @arizonabug6493 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It sends the message without the lag of universal translations.

  • @taetannim3581
    @taetannim3581 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never join an HOA, lol.

  • @Peter1_1
    @Peter1_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For The Algorithm.

  • @PaulSherman-v3r
    @PaulSherman-v3r ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damned near deaf I don't watch anything without captions.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    46th, 4 September 2023

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm