r/HFY TFOS# 462-So Hopelessly Naive &A Princess with Billowy Pants(Sci-Fi\Fantasy Reddit Stories)

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  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Be deceptive enough to seem naive and cause chaos

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The first rule of warfare. Never underestimate the Humans.
    The second rule of warfare. Don't worry about overestimating humans; you won't.

  • @ReverandSatan
    @ReverandSatan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Few men are killed by bayonets, but many are scared by them. Having the bayonet fixed makes our men want to close. Only the threat to close will defeat a determined enemy." General George S. Patton.

  • @robertschumacher2707
    @robertschumacher2707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Why do you think it's better to be loved than feared?
    "Because people still tend to love you when they think you don't know what they're doing."

    • @usafriptide1719
      @usafriptide1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't by that logic it'd better to be feared as you can more easily spot deception?

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@usafriptide1719 If you are loved, your followers will overlook your flaws and even actively compensate for them.
      If you are feared, your followers will watch for your first, and last, mistake.

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Beetlesheen seems cute... And you should always be careful with the cute, kind ones. People like following the cute, kind ones!
    This includes humans. ESPECIALLY humans, actually.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Princess Beetlesheen is terrifyingly good at what she does.
    Edit corrected spelling of "terrifyingly"

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I liked the first story a lot. Possibly the best one I've heard on here.

  • @johnangel8361
    @johnangel8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rule of acquisition #34: war is good for business

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those humans were straight simping for that princess..

  • @missedlegends5221
    @missedlegends5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know you’re screwed when the bayonets are fixed

  • @amberpelton5679
    @amberpelton5679 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Enjoyed both stories. That second one though, clever girl that one. ❤

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An unusual and CLEVER princess! A BELOVED princess! A princess who becomes the first president of a new nation. :)

  • @gregkelmis2435
    @gregkelmis2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And so it begins

  • @Caercutta30
    @Caercutta30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh, she's cute? Best consider those humans already frenzied then.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    keeper going

  • @ShadoonGrogono
    @ShadoonGrogono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well done

  • @AB-ln2py
    @AB-ln2py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A Beautiful Young Woman... in deviousness a league above the Devil..

  • @ev6781
    @ev6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They where playing 2d chess when the game was 3d chess

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one? The time traveling kind or for dimensions? I dont think anyone made 3 d

    • @claytonmachine12
      @claytonmachine12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why play 3D chess when you can play paradox-billiards-vostroyan-roulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 ปีที่แล้ว

    Information, misinformation, and disinformation are some of the greatest weapons a diplomat can wield.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that Princess. She will make a wonderful Queen.
    In a few years, she will have established a democratic Parliament. Near the end of her glorious reign, the Throne will be just a figurehead position. She will be loved and respected by all her subjects, perhaps even become a Saint after her passing.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Casual lying is just that.

  • @anthonymedina9425
    @anthonymedina9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jenna Rolen calling, Jenna Rolen calling

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To please the algorithm is all

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @kirstenwyatt9675
    @kirstenwyatt9675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂
    The humans are gossiping circles around the xenos!

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @bladefox-ik5iy
    @bladefox-ik5iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    by force of will and force of arms

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bob the dragon

  • @raihanmunif1034
    @raihanmunif1034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi day 26

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    40th, 5 December. 2023