There’s a old story about a space ship door gunner who’s getting his gun ready for entry into the Mars atmosphere and begins reading the names of location carved into the side of his gun and it has german, Italian And many other counties carved into it, the door gunner carves mars into it at the bottom of the list. I’ll see if I can find the story.
@@nvfury13 Not even the powers Demonic will fuck about with the IRS, they know better, that's all Eldritch, "Lovecraftian" stuff. Best to have nothing to do with it in any form, or on any plane of existence.
that demon likely got called in by his employers later for a emergency meeting as.... the contracts showed all was airtight yet the empathy they got out of it was bairly a few morsles... while the power they now where obligated to fuel to the humans where tripling each quater! XD
Imagine every nasty ideology and belief system humanity has ever had now imagine those systems getting a target for their hate and now you have a idea of what aliens will deal with. I can’t wait for the first anti alien space crusade/jihad combo to be seen by humanity, hopefully the neo-Imperial Japanese will join in on it along with the second coming of the Mongolian horde.
second story... fancy protos go 'we so smart..we decided some things not 'sporting' ..but all ok do other things ..aslong its to others'' humans go WAAAAAAGH! XD
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"The difference is the aliens where on fire." Most human sentence ever.
second story ending: 'It's not a war crime if nobody's left alive to report it.'
It's not a war crime if you didn't sign the treaty.
Well. It would have been impolite to disagree with the xeno.
Can't be a war crime if Geneva never finds out
"It's never a war crime, the first time." The Fat Electrician
It's never a war crime if you WIN!🤣
Something tells me that the humans did not sign onto the Chok St’ymm Treaties and thus don't feel the least bit restrained by them.
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
I'm glad in the future we are still using M2 browning machineguns
Timeless weaponry
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ma duce takes care of her boys
There’s a old story about a space ship door gunner who’s getting his gun ready for entry into the Mars atmosphere and begins reading the names of location carved into the side of his gun and it has german, Italian And many other counties carved into it, the door gunner carves mars into it at the bottom of the list. I’ll see if I can find the story.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus a classic /k/ story
Hahahahahahaha. Sign away empathy at Goldman sacks. Hahahahaha. Do they have any or just not use it?
I burst out laughing at that one! That poor demon!
I thought the punchline was going to be the it was the IRS.
@@nvfury13 Not even the powers Demonic will fuck about with the IRS, they know better, that's all Eldritch, "Lovecraftian" stuff. Best to have nothing to do with it in any form, or on any plane of existence.
that demon likely got called in by his employers later for a emergency meeting as.... the contracts showed all was airtight yet the empathy they got out of it was bairly a few morsles... while the power they now where obligated to fuel to the humans where tripling each quater! XD
I have no clue what Goldman sacks is, is anyone willing to explained it to me, thank you greatly
This list of human war crimes is incomplete.
You can help by EXPANDING it.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! AND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD'S!!!
@@jarrettatkins3062 MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES!
Something seriously messed up happened to humanity in the past in the second story
Hopefully it’s nothing on par with earths history in first contact
@@kyriss12 something close maybe...
Human history.
You mean all of human history?
Imagine every nasty ideology and belief system humanity has ever had now imagine those systems getting a target for their hate and now you have a idea of what aliens will deal with. I can’t wait for the first anti alien space crusade/jihad combo to be seen by humanity, hopefully the neo-Imperial Japanese will join in on it along with the second coming of the Mongolian horde.
The second one sounded like someone, set a BAM loose.
Brilliant all around
I honestly expected it to be the IRS is the USA (sieze first, ask later but ignore the answers).
You, bit like, can we get more adventures from Officer Martinez tho?
Lawyers.
Nope even worse, investment firm...
Investment bankers.
I can see humans doing that in the second story
For the Prophet
keeper going
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
Im lost on the first story
I believe he showed up... at a law firm
He showed up at a Wall Street investment firm... The sold their empathy and their souls for more wealth.
@@hogfry which was an amazing deal since they didn't have empathy or souls anyway. It's like if I gave up rights to my 3rd golden moon for a Ferrari.
Goldman Sachs is utterly ruthless. Empathy, an impediment; wealth, supremely desired.
They found the second worst group of humans next to the irs to ask about empathy.
For the Algorithm!
To please the algorithm
Why are you called Agro squirrel
agro person with short attention span , is kinda where it came from
second story...
fancy protos go 'we so smart..we decided some things not 'sporting' ..but all ok do other things ..aslong its to others''
humans go WAAAAAAGH! XD
Goldmens sax?
Same question
Goldman Sachs
A ruthless Wall Street Investment firm. No empathy or souls to begin with.
@@pauldavis9387 demons would starve here
For the Algorithm
F.T.A
F.T.A
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