20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.
random notes i wrote down for no reason 3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary 3:44 Alucard's sports car 4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat 5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds 5:52 is just how I look after working out 6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON 6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool 6:37 C2077 6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him. 6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten. 7:10 chocobo farm budget cut 7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat 7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like 7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long 8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc 8:09 Alucard's private jet 8:23 anime pets be like 8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032 8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise 9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit. 9:37 realFood.jpg 9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.
14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker. Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor) "Mi mi miii!!"
7:00 Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper. I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days. It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed. As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war. When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the _Alpha_ had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the _Beta,_ were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again. And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes. It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day. And me? I’m nobody.
22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂😂
24:50 i think that’s a stage door. It’s used for when a door is nessecary on stage, but it can’t be part of the whole show. Quite handy actually! The only question is… how did it end up in a place that is not at all a theatre?
The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing 398 days, almost at 400 :)
8:03 This bring flashbacks to an RPG The grenade was thrown, it would kill the entire party, everybody trying to catch it, and everyone failed, until one player said: "Billy, catch!" RIP Billy
21:54 fun fact this stuff they’re spraying is called halon! when it’s sprayed and hits oxygen, it converts into gas which is non conductive, making it a safe option to put out electrical fires. it’s a relatively new solution compared to the other five fire extinguisher types
Damien and Lexi have to be some of the most positive narrators ever. I can't count how many times I've rewatched this video because I needed something to bring my mood up
3:10 This is actually a disturbing story You see, a young woman was asked to babysit a couple's kids while they were away. Well when they were playing a game she was looking at the clown and thought she saw the flames eyes follow her. When she got the kids to bed she called the parents to ask what the deal was with the clown, the parents said they didn't have a clown. As she turned to the corner where if was, it was gone. Without a second thought she called the police, when the police arrived they found him underneath one of the children's beds wielding a knife. You can watch the full vid on Mrballens channel(great channel btw)
To the picture of the coffin with a steering wheel and a seat for gaming: in Germany we have a word for fast and small cars: Rennsarg (coffin for racing) just reminded me of that
Yep. That is why some of the slate features seem odd. You were supposed to be holding up the game pad to use the camera and scope features but when the decided to port it to switch for a launch game they cut that out of both versions.
Emkay - actually smart, but plays dumb. - likes cute animals, INCLUDING cats, unlike most Americans who hate cats. - kinda depressed, low self esteem, dark humor etc.... - feels old. so you are basically me.
At 42:28. If anyone is still confused by this, this is most likely located on a military firing range, I bet some supervisor had this done on purpose… and had no regrets.
Btw sunfish don’t swim or anything at all they just exist most predators don’t even think to try and eat them either. They don’t swim or have a swim bladder so that’s why people just see them on top the water at times because they just ended up there and will die there since they can’t get back down
40:47 The reason I don’t like this image is because of Michael Jackson’s involvement in creating the music for “Sonic 3” and “Sonic & Knuckles”, we cannot play “Sonic 3” or “Sonic & Knuckles” or “Knuckles in Sonic 2” or “Sonic 3 & Knuckles” because the Jackson estate are being COMPLETE AND UTTER PRICKS. Due to legal reasons none of the games I’ve mentioned will be in any compilation or available individually anywhere. P.s.I love his music and do not harbour any ill will towards anyone. Just venting my frustration at not being able to replay a part of my childhood.
20:59 Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig (oinks) Peppa. And this is my little brother George. George. (oinks x2) Peppa: This is Mummy Pig.Mummy Pig: (oinks loud) Peppa: This is Daddy Pig. Daddy Pig. (oinks very loud) Peppa: And this is Much Members Pig Family Pig Family: (Oinks super loud) (everyone laughs)
I've seen the video of the horse and little kid, he gets picked up and tossed to the side while an adult runs to him. Was hilarious seeing it and hearing Damien not knowing what happened to the kid 😂
I think the vending machine is a take on that meme about someone's thereapist saying that you should get some cheap chinaware to smash when your stressed or angry and now you can do that on your break at work for only 6 Euros. I think this would be a great thing; as long as it's got some system in place to recycle the glass i'm all for that even though i think that it might have been a kinesthetic sculpture at an art exhibit judjing by the fabrige egg.
31:36 the owner of that skateboard: hey, could you fix my skateboard? skateboard repair guy: sure, what time you wanna bring it into the shop? the owner: well uh, you see I cant really bring it in...
Fifty Five minutes? Ain't nobody got time for that! 5:26 Heading out to the 11' 6" +8" bridge. 5:35 That's an Apple //e from the early 1980s. The Internet was just starting. If those are Goddesses why aren't their boobas larger? 6:18 Pizza Steve.
47:52 Well.. Damien, you see The child is put into the ICU, and has nightmarish hallucinations of robotic horses and eventually dies. When the child dies, his father, Shwilliam Shafton, attempts to rebuild the child’s spirit, and.. well. You know the rest.
Damien: this is how we be when we wake up in the morning, am I right? 51:11 time stamp No Damien, that’s not how most of us wake up. We don’t sleep here in Czechoslovakia
bro the wall outlet at around 49:37 was how our electricity was in our living room when we moved in, that there’s what you call a slumlords work of art
![[Live] : ONE 168 วันนี้!! "โจนาธาน vs ซุปเปอร์เล็ก"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0jIN65KgJsI/mqdefault.jpg)
3:41 I love the editors desperate attempts get away from Damien
@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up
@@sashathedonut I agree 100%
@@shizumi.4655 bro the creator of you as a robot never loved you
IM SCREAMING LMAOOO
yes,
Therapist: “Realistic Pizza Steve is not real, he can’t hurt you” Realistic Pizza Steve: 6:18
Yea
I was looking for this comment
Damien sounded like kronk-
ok but seeing how Lexi's voice change was so cool, her voice always had that happy tune in it :)
Nice pfp
I may sound dumb but lexi's a girl?!
@@Swampizso she's trans :)
She really had on hell of an evolution
@@pig_mania0107 oh emkay
12:05 the way the image just moves around the screen in sync with Jack’s disgusted voice gets me every time-
Cooooooooooooooooool
I literally just finished watching the entire EmKay r/Hmmm playlist and this comes out. I feel like my efforts have been wasted
I like your profile pic. Just wanted... to say... that..
damien giggling at his own jokes is honestly precious
Well, this is gonna be a really fun hour
Yes it will be
Yep
I did NOT see the video was 55 minutes instead of 10-15 minutes
@I have breathing addiction you're right it's gonna be a really fun 55 minutes and 22 seconds
Yes
20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.
random notes i wrote down for no reason
3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary
3:44 Alucard's sports car
4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat
5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds
5:52 is just how I look after working out
6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON
6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool
6:37 C2077
6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him.
6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten.
7:10 chocobo farm budget cut
7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat
7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like
7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long
8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc
8:09 Alucard's private jet
8:23 anime pets be like
8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032
8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise
9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit.
9:37 realFood.jpg
9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.
Wow
No shdhxhdhdj no one has a problem at the time of my life I am not so
@@iso_plays6444 stroke?
Hell yes🤣🤣🤣
12:05
14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker.
Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor)
"Mi mi miii!!"
1:35
"Kris Get The Bananas"
"Potassium."
This is kris pocket when everyone gets the banana
@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up
When kris get the banana:
Nice
3:41 that editor is OP 😂😂
7:00
Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper.
I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days.
It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed.
As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war.
When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the _Alpha_ had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the _Beta,_ were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again.
And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes.
It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day.
And me?
I’m nobody.
I like you, you are a decent creative writer, get in touch with me!
Was it like 3am when you wrote that? Because those are multiple entire paragraphs. Im legit impressed
22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂😂
24:50 i think that’s a stage door. It’s used for when a door is nessecary on stage, but it can’t be part of the whole show. Quite handy actually! The only question is… how did it end up in a place that is not at all a theatre?
Hmm.
Probably people being idiots and running around with a door
it just walked out
The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊
Aviendha. That is funny
“Ah, who needs context”: the subreddit!
@@shizumi.4655 Shut up
@@shizumi.4655 shut.
@@shizumi.4655 shut.
Shut up to both you and SHiZUMI
This is probably one of my favorite subreddits, it's so funny!
“I’m appalled, I’m shocked, and I’m flabbergasted. That’s all”-Damien
We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
I read this as he said it....
That's all folks
17:15 I WANTED IT
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
398 days, almost at 400 :)
17:17 I think it's from a frankenwiennie live action
Nope. It's from Babe: Pig in the City
27:04
And this, my friends, is how Undertale started.
I mean... I GUESS
Yes, built by the monsters to lure them in
LMAO
Slide ebott
33:00 I guess you could say the chills voice... gave me *chills*
Thank you! It's such an iconic voice, but I couldn't remember the dude's name
0:10 Definitely gonna buy one for mine.
(Chompy is gonna be happy)
Same
I truely like how mysterious and funny r/Hmm is. Its like it fills the void in the "curiosity".
8:03
This bring flashbacks to an RPG
The grenade was thrown, it would kill the entire party, everybody trying to catch it, and everyone failed, until one player said:
"Billy, catch!"
RIP Billy
@@shizumi.4655 shut
21:54 fun fact this stuff they’re spraying is called halon! when it’s sprayed and hits oxygen, it converts into gas which is non conductive, making it a safe option to put out electrical fires. it’s a relatively new solution compared to the other five fire extinguisher types
Anyone else notice that Jack is a mixture of Damien and Lexi
YES. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT JACK SOUNDS LIKE THE MALE VERSION OF LEXI.
@@Ang3ll0vinhe did it he did the impossible, he said the truth on the internet
Damien and Lexi have to be some of the most positive narrators ever. I can't count how many times I've rewatched this video because I needed something to bring my mood up
15:24 Those are fermented soybeans, also known in Japan as natto. A very popular breakfast food. Stinks and has consistency of snot.
disgusting
3:10
This is actually a disturbing story
You see, a young woman was asked to babysit a couple's kids while they were away. Well when they were playing a game she was looking at the clown and thought she saw the flames eyes follow her. When she got the kids to bed she called the parents to ask what the deal was with the clown, the parents said they didn't have a clown. As she turned to the corner where if was, it was gone. Without a second thought she called the police, when the police arrived they found him underneath one of the children's beds wielding a knife.
You can watch the full vid on Mrballens channel(great channel btw)
Jesus chrisp
@@moditorplayz you're telling me, chilling to the bone
Uhm, is this a joke?
@TheFoxdaWa Honestly I hope so, it's creepy and a bit scary.
I always adore looking at r/hmmm because there's so many images that can be used for god-tier shit posting
fuck yes
nice pfp
fuck yeah
36:58 I can explain this one: in elementary schools they sick out their arms and if they don't touch then they're 3ft apart.
I'm an elementary school teacher .
Never been this early before
I was sadly watching another mkay video so I was late
12:16 QUOTE TIME! "look at the wall... thats a nice wall" -Jack
45:06 "the bun's inside the wiener!"
EmKay out of context sounds amazing.
Hm that gives me an idea...
I might do that
Fave quote from lexi is "that goes in the forever no no box"
30:55 when your muscles involuntarily flex
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT THANK YOU
@@fingergunsheyyy2767I KNOW THIS IS OLD, BUT SAMW
Can we talk about our blessing of 3 Damien segments in this video
7:10 Fun fact! That bathroom was used to protect those flamingos from Hurricane Andrew!
To the picture of the coffin with a steering wheel and a seat for gaming: in Germany we have a word for fast and small cars: Rennsarg (coffin for racing) just reminded me of that
Fun fact: Breath of the Wild was originally for the Wii U. Nintendo ported it to give the Switch a release game
Yep. That is why some of the slate features seem odd. You were supposed to be holding up the game pad to use the camera and scope features but when the decided to port it to switch for a launch game they cut that out of both versions.
if you have a Wii U then do you have minecraft
Davey the 4 foot 3 nightclub man is the most amazing image I’ve ever seen.
31:47 at least you didn’t encourage him to throw the grenade… and for that, I thank you, Damien.
Emkay
- actually smart, but plays dumb.
- likes cute animals, INCLUDING cats, unlike most Americans who hate cats.
- kinda depressed, low self esteem, dark humor etc....
- feels old.
so you are basically me.
I'm American and I love cats
@@joefrogalaska9994
tell me if I am wrong, but in USA, ou have a stereotype for (Crazy cat lady), and call dogs (Man's best friend), right?
Me : Clicks on an emkay video and hears Damien's voice
Also me : wait what? Oh
Hi. I hate to comment when I have nothing to say, but you deserve to have a comment that isn't a bot.
The pizza with the sunglasses looks like a really cool and self-confident bird.
Absolutely can’t wait for all of r/memes
same
18:16 it brings a whole new meaning to silverware
There aren’t many editor notes, but if the editor ever reads this, made my day
34:43 "Wizards are weird.."
Next meme:
*wizard-y laughing*
It's an honor
At 42:28. If anyone is still confused by this, this is most likely located on a military firing range, I bet some supervisor had this done on purpose… and had no regrets.
Btw sunfish don’t swim or anything at all they just exist most predators don’t even think to try and eat them either. They don’t swim or have a swim bladder so that’s why people just see them on top the water at times because they just ended up there and will die there since they can’t get back down
AS A FNAF FAN AT 5:20 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE THING
This was probably the best hour I’ve spent the past year
"Who asked for the anatomy of a balloon dog?" Not me but now want it 😂
40:47 The reason I don’t like this image is because of Michael Jackson’s involvement in creating the music for “Sonic 3” and “Sonic & Knuckles”, we cannot play “Sonic 3” or “Sonic & Knuckles” or “Knuckles in Sonic 2” or “Sonic 3 & Knuckles” because the Jackson estate are being COMPLETE AND UTTER PRICKS. Due to legal reasons none of the games I’ve mentioned will be in any compilation or available individually anywhere.
P.s.I love his music and do not harbour any ill will towards anyone. Just venting my frustration at not being able to replay a part of my childhood.
20:59 Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig (oinks) Peppa. And this is my little brother George. George. (oinks x2) Peppa: This is Mummy Pig.Mummy Pig: (oinks loud) Peppa: This is Daddy Pig. Daddy Pig. (oinks very loud) Peppa: And this is Much Members Pig Family Pig Family: (Oinks super loud) (everyone laughs)
1:40 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. We found the guy from the math problems.
48:54 it probably is a general convenience vending machine, given that what looks like a toothbrush is two spaces to the right of it
Potassium.
10:46
“Now this is water sports”
I hope he knows what he’s talking about.
I've seen the video of the horse and little kid, he gets picked up and tossed to the side while an adult runs to him. Was hilarious seeing it and hearing Damien not knowing what happened to the kid 😂
45:01 can we talk about the mustard on top of tomato sauce
just drizzled on the tomato sause
it made me laugh harder then it probably should
I think the vending machine is a take on that meme about someone's thereapist saying that you should get some cheap chinaware to smash when your stressed or angry and now you can do that on your break at work for only 6 Euros. I think this would be a great thing; as long as it's got some system in place to recycle the glass i'm all for that even though i think that it might have been a kinesthetic sculpture at an art exhibit judjing by the fabrige egg.
31:36
the owner of that skateboard: hey, could you fix my skateboard?
skateboard repair guy: sure, what time you wanna bring it into the shop?
the owner: well uh, you see I cant really bring it in...
I love the videos. Every day I watch at least one of your videos to make myself feel better.
i watch 10 a day please help
7:19 As a Floridian, I can confirm that Flamingo do on fact, clog up bathrooms of most.
The first post just screams Florida.
5:22 If You Don't, Then I Will. *IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!*
Fifty Five minutes? Ain't nobody got time for that!
5:26 Heading out to the 11' 6" +8" bridge.
5:35 That's an Apple //e from the early 1980s. The Internet was just starting. If those are Goddesses why aren't their boobas larger?
6:18 Pizza Steve.
26:01 I think we all know where this is going, so I will just get straight to the point. YOUR MOM!
6:18 "Alright Mr.Gus, I'm going to become real in five seconds"
Lmfaooooo
4:35-4:45 That dog that got stung by a bee, me and my class call him lord chunkols.
15:23 it's natto, guys, it's supposed to look like that.
the smell must be intense.
47:52
Well..
Damien, you see
The child is put into the ICU, and has nightmarish hallucinations of robotic horses and eventually dies. When the child dies, his father, Shwilliam Shafton, attempts to rebuild the child’s spirit, and.. well. You know the rest.
It would be so fun if more random doors would be standing around, like... That often like trash bins.
Panic: A Creeper
explodes
Cam: It was in your creeper room
Panic: I was I your creeper room
not even watched the video and i will not but 10/10 keep making them.
I love how Damian was like time to help my dad at 6:09
4:04 The embodiment of the weight of Damian's jokes...
Damien: this is how we be when we wake up in the morning, am I right?
51:11 time stamp
No Damien, that’s not how most of us wake up. We don’t sleep here in Czechoslovakia
The door is a portal to somewhere unknown
@Piit Japan🌹 no thanks Mrs Robot
@@jupiterblooper u go king
2:10 this is what futuristic bikes gonna be looking like
"They don't damage the property like DOGS do they said."i mean, they're not _completely_ wrong.
bro the wall outlet at around 49:37 was how our electricity was in our living room when we moved in, that there’s what you call a slumlords work of art
4:51 those are chickens specifically the brown ones are "road island reds" and the yellow/white ones are "leghorns"
The camera one hurts me so bad as a photographer
16:28 “blasphemy waifu” lmao
Funfact: I like all of their voices so much I can't tell the difference between them
God i love damiens laugh
Okay but… why can I taste Damian’s laugh, like I can taste how laughing like Damian would taste like.
wonderful video keep up the great work!
5:57 no man, that's kenshi, this mans just hangry.
Jeez isnt that aggressive, "THE WORST OF r/hmmm" like calm down
NEVER
"the ABSOLUTE worst"
man, this channel needs a dark mode. I like that the default bg is cream instead of white tho.
Great video keep it up!
When ur first and second
Yeah of course
Bro you havent even watched the video yet
You haven't even watched it
I know it will be good
That's not Lexi, that's Damien
OH THERE SHE IS