“I’m sorry for your loss” is an expression of empathy/sympathy and is not quite the same as “I apologize for you loss” which suggests you are responsible😂
@TedExTheGreat Well there were multiple instances of it, I was speaking very generally, but the one where the mother claimed she asked her teenage son to post a picture of her and a baby and it was just an ass shot was absolutely inappropriate. So was the one of the ig mom saying her two year old was taking all those pictures of her. In their story, they are suggesting that their own child, most of the time underage, finds them attractive enough to take inappropriate pictures of them. Absolutely nothing about that is okay.
Doubt it rises to the level of investigation. More like the poster is essentially operating with the mindset of a teen/preteen. it really reeks of "they said they like you." "No I didnt." Followed by them scampering away giggling.
Wouldn't do anything. I'm not justifying their actions because they're being horrible but you won't get a conviction or action taken over an implication cause that's far too easily argued as just subjective opinion, legally speaking.
The redwood tree thing made me think of when a developer locally "accidentally" bulldozed a stand of endangered trees that were preventing construction. They knew the trees were a protected species and could have relocated them since they're small. Nope, "oops drove a bulldozer over them by accident, guess we can build now!"
Project developer bought a house in my street with the intent to tear it down and build an apartment on the lot. He claims he didn't do proper research and found out it was a protected building when his permit was denied (which is BS in itself, since protected property listings are clearly marked as such). A couple of months later the building's facade "accidentally" fell over while he was "renovating" the inside...
There was recently'ish a developer here in NZ that 'accidentally' removed an old and protected tree from the property they were developing, and just said oops sorry and paid the fine. It's clear they saw the fine they had to pay was no surprise and they just saw it as part of their investment costs. Most of them are greedy and unethical people.
Doing stuff like that in Canada can have serious consequences. You don't get approval and have an "accident" the courts will "accidentally" fine you or take away your license(s). And the fine won't be just some small number and the media will probably be all over you. It would be a business disaster.
@@AIHumanEquality That's how it should be here. There needs to be a real consequence where it can have a huge impact on their business and even personally affect the directors if they have an "accident", as opposed to a just a fine which their business can just absorb as part of the costs.
I mean- Fictional maybe, but regarding the different alphabet, I have had times where I start writing things in Japanese or Russian. Either coz my keyboard is set to those languages on my phone and I see the letters and brain farts into "Oh right we intended to write in that language" until I am like "I am speaking to a brit, why the fuck would I need either of those?" Or if I am writing notes for myself, start writing in the wrong alphabet and go "MEH I know these languages, I can just write the shopping list in this, good practice all the same" and keep going- A fictional language? YEA my ass. Coz people who are fluent in a language can think in that language, so the writing mishap can happen if you are actively or passively thinking in it. That is a proven thing for bi-linguals. But you'd have to be fluent in Falmer to write a shopping list in Falmer, and since the game has no option to learn Falmer, coz there is no in-game dictionary, you can't be fluent in Falmer, so you physically can't fuck up like that.
I've been making my own conlang for the past 8 months or so, and when I needed to brush up on some German for an exam, it did actually happen a few times that I thought of the fictional conlang word for something instead of the German word, and it got just to the tip of my tongue before my brain rerouted and went "no, wrong language." But that's MY LANGUAGE, LOL! I'm the one making it, so of course I think about it a lot! It's also the only language I've tried to learn in many years, besides that little bit of German. Writing out a grocery list in a conlang without realising is unbelievable. And if not just because it simply... wouldn't happen because come on, then because of that HANDWRITING! I do NOT believe someone confidently banged that out, that script is written in such an unconfident manner, it's massive, looks like whoever wrote it was so hung up on the little bells-and-whistle details to the point that the overall scale and straightness of the script was overlooked.
ok wait. the post in the video absolutely was fake. but as a point, writing in a fake language by accident CAN happen. I created a fake alphabet when I was maybe 12 for privacy reasons. I've been using it nearly daily ever since, 6 years down the line I still use it, though it has changed a small amount over time. I have in fact accidentally written in it. and i've used it so often to the point I mix it up with english or forget a friend can't read it etc. Accidentally written college notes and my shopping lists in it before.
I second Robin's statement - Markimoo is the only one permitted to lie on the internet. He certainly doesn't need to lie about the absurd number of ovens he has, though.
this reminds me of when i met george bush who applied for nasa at the same time i did, and he NEARLY GOT IN however suffered a leg injury in g-force training.
@@pringlebatch Back in my day, we didn't have Back In The Day stories. We were too busy crossing the Delaware River under the command of General Washington.
dude i remember once at school something similar happened, a bully was acting tough and lied to a kid but then the president came in and told him to stop on the spot! ik it sounds crazy but believe me, I was the locker
5:00 -- how to deal with unwanted 'Richard' pictures in three easy steps: 1. Ask 'Is that it...?' 2. Say you can't see it no matter how prominent it is. 3. If it persists - comment on anything BUT the Richard. Color of their thigh hair, background things like pillows or pants, anything other than the Richard. If they get "cute" and send you another that is JUST the Richard, go for how wrinkly the skin is. Never ever compliment the Richard, unless you are moving on for a troll line. "Oh I see it now -- that's a big pencil you have. Perspective shots tend to make things look bigger - so I still think you're using camera tricks." Just hit their ego until they go away, block you, or start hurling insults. Once insults start, you know you've won. Dance in victory Queen or King, dance.
@@NachtAsile I think you missed the key word here... The key word is **UNWANTED**. A gentleman with balls and a backbone asks. A creep with no manners or concept of respect sends them unasked. I guess we know which one you are! :D
@@StarParticleShade Why are you telling me the difference between asking before sending and not asking before sending when I'd be on the receiving end of things? 🤨 Who tf in their right mind would send pics of themselves to someone without asking 😭
@@MasterofDis4str Markiplier makes vlogs making fun of himself and cracking jokes all the time. He's not a serious person and very caring. He's definitely not full of himself.
@LGBTQlegend Vain is a better word then. He probably faked the post to try and be cool because he knows he's hot and cool and wants people to think the same. Everyone's tried to be cool in one way or another at some point. If Markiplier saw this he'd probably admit it and laugh.
@@MasterofDis4str Nah definitely seems staged as a joke. Markiplier doesn't need to fake anything to be cool and in your own words, he knows that. So doesn't make sense to bother trying to fake something to be cool when he already is that.
I would almost believe the tray of sausage rolls story if they didn't feel the need to make it extra ridiculous by making it "a week". My boyfriend left his pizza leftovers in the over once, with the cardboard box and the knife he used inside and i didn't notice that the next day when i turned on the oven to make something. Though within 10 minutes of doing that, i started smelling hot plastic and had a look in the oven, then immediately turned it off and took the box out. But bro... come on... a WEEK ? Are they implying that they and multiple other people, left an overn on for a WEEK. Which kept triggering the fire alarm, but nobody at any point: smelled anything, decided to turn it off or looked inside ? And they typed that and thought "haha yeah so believable, i didn't forget my sausage rolls, these just appeared out of nowhere a week ago and nobody noticed the oven baking something for a week." I would also like to know why so many people who work from home say shit like "whoever said the holidays were slow :)" NOBODY SAYS THAT. Anyone ever who has had at least one job knows the holidays are they busiest times. It adds nothing, it doesn't make you look productive, it just makes the whole post look dumb.
one thing i dont understand is when people will say sorry for sending a message *in the same message as the "accidentally" sent one* like dude, you could have just deleted your text before you sent it, why are you apologizing IN THE SAME MESSAGE
Once again i must stress that there is no shame in owning the fact that you took a cute pic of yourself. Take pride in yourself and don't lie, better to be perceived as someone confident than a liar.
3:30 I mean my roomate left his pizza in the oven and when I went to preheat the oven I didn't look and when I explained sorrowfullly that I ruined his pizza he told me it was in there for a week.
"Thanks gorgeous. ooops sent tht to the wrong person sorry." Bro literally didn't even send the message yet it's on the same line, how are some people *so* bad at lying like this lmao
I love how people saying "oops I didn't mean to send that" being in the same message as the creepy thing they said kept going completely over your head lmaoooo
" who says the holidays are slow" lady.... holidays are literally the busiest time for any business or company. lying about your kid taking a photo, and that holidays are slow for other companies?
Right? Holidays are never slow no matter where one works at. Hell, I work at a fast-food restaurant and there was a shit ton of snow and ice on the roads so I thought it would be a slow day as who would be crazy enough to want to get out in this just for some sandwiches? I was sorely mistaken; it was still insanely busy. If things like that don't stop people, holidays definitely won't.
The oven one would be believeable in university halls... one of my flatmates burnt their food and it cemented itself to the tray, then they just left it there for like 3 days and we all had to use the other oven because we weren't gonna be the one to deal with that shit 😫
But with the smoke alarm going off all week? I think that's what makes it completely unbelievable How the hell did you not open the oven sooner if the alarm is going off??
@@Mari-Schimmer I think the smoke alarm going off all week would imply that they kept using the oven for other things and somehow didn't see the tray in there, which is honestly even less believable.
I wouldn’t say accidentally taking a photo is. But once I did open photobooth on my laptop (I used to like to play around with the effects) and realized I was in a neat pose/it would make a cool picture. Now proceeding then to “accidentally” post that photo is obviously very “real” lol.
14:38 Is the person trying to claim the “Thanks gorgeous,” was meant for someone else - because he writes oops after typing it but before sending it. So there’s no way it could be a mistake.
19:46 Spar is a South African convenience store, we don't even have spirit halloweens here. At least where I have lived, it's very hard to find costume shops and delivery fees from online websites are really high
17:39 I actually have a habit of "sleep-texting" 90% of the time its incoherent gibberish, but occasionally Ive typed actual words in orders that make sense. It's a real thing, as someone with experience in sleep texting, no, thats a bunch of bullshit
Sometimes the need to provide proof is more important than not looking like a weirdo. As someone with trauma from people refusing to believe me when I told the truth I find being embarrassed is better than being called a liar. Though in my case I don't use social media nor like being in photographs, so I only share with people close to me. So although some of the posts in the video are weird, I can understand why they'd embarrass themselves. It's not necessarily about likes or attention it can be about simply being believed.
Its always weird to see them say their creepy stuff and correct themselves in the same text.... they seem to just hit enter a few times before correcting themselves and think that people wont notice???
10:20 I've actually done something like this. I like to right in the minecraft enchantment table language when I journal. So sometimes I'll accidentally swap out some English letters for those when witing notes, and people are always confused when they ask to copy
25:01 That seems like a legit mistake. Other than saying she’s beautiful, there’s nothing inappropriate, and there’s no reason he would reply to her message that getting a message indicated she was asleep
3:25 I actually could believe this one! I have a small toaster oven that is below waist level, so you have to bend down to get anything in or out and you can't see all the way back. For days our smoke alarm was going off and we had no idea why. Eventually I tried to put a big pan in and it wouldn't fit... I looked at the back and there were 2 full sized burgers there. Completely black.
19:23 as a manager at a grocery store, I can assure you, myself, the workers, and other adults didn't care. Some of the kids may give a second look, but that's about it. Unless it's impractical, lewd or rude. The thing has no pockets (that I can see). Seems pretty impractical. 😅
2:10 I'm glad you said a 4yo could actually take that photo, because I'm sure they could! And I wasn't sure where there was so much hostility about that claim, but yeah.. I guess it's less likely that the photo would actually turn out this well, and it is possible that it was edited.
lol I feel like lying on the Internet should just be banned all together. There’s no reason to lie on the Internet and you just make things stupid or harder for everyone.
14:42 If this guy knew that he was sending this message to the wrong person, it means that he read what he wrote and in the same message before sending he apologized saying "wrong person" magic.✨
17:17 The thing is that it would actually be believable if they claimed they sent the message when drunk or high. But nope, "in my sleep" was the best thing they could come up with.
2:43 I have actually legitimately sent ‘fake texts’ to friends with either something just completely random, or make it sound like I’m talking absolute filth to someone else - whatever I think they’re going to laugh hardest at. I don’t think they believed it was intentional. I would hope they know me and my sense of humor enough by now to get that it was a joke, but… That’s probably why I’ve only tried it with two friends.
while the creepy doordash guy IS lying, i grew up in california and looking back on that now, people treated any temperature below 65f as chilly. it also almost never got down to even 50f, let alone 40. (i imagine this is different if you're in the mountains and maybe way up north though) so while yeah that guy is making that up, i think a decent chunk of californians would get hilariously dramatic about the idea of having to walk somewhere in 40 degree weather
23:40 Okay, now _that_ one I would believe was taken by a four-year-old, because of the low angle and the incompetence. Yet that's the one they claim was taken by a teen. Though, arguably, there's no reason they couldn't have told their teenaged child "Hey, take this picture of me at this angle, so I can win fake internet points!"
"Our oven has been setting off the fire alarm for a whole week" - so they just casually had the oven turned on for no reason? Pff. Burnt stuff doesn't keep setting off a fire alarm in room temperature.
1:04 This profile pic update has a caption meaning he uploaded this image directly as his profile pic without doing an image post first. So he "accidentally" uploaded this image, cropped the image into the circle format of the profile pic, added this caption about how it was an accident, then posted it anyway.
I hate these ''accidental things''... it never flies, since you have to click and confirm it to do stuff. I had one the other dayy on FB. A random person thought I was someone, talking to me for the entire day until they ''realised'' that they was talking to the wrong person, despite me telling them so lol. Just loved the fact they claimed to be from next door when they were in Devon. I knew they wasn't from nextdoor as my neighbour is an ass....scammers will try anything
My old boss is a real estate agent, and he once sent me details about a commercial lease that he was working on with a client. I was like, “uh, you sure you sent this to the right person?” He was like “omg I’m so sorry 😂😂😂” we both had a good laugh about it
I am an RN, and I work with a Nurse Practitioner named Michael. My son is also named... you guessed it, Michael. Even though I have the NP's full name and title in my contacts, I was distracted by a patient while texting (after hours) the other day. I sent a message to remind me to do something when I get home to my son. I received a text back from the NP saying, "If you think it will help". I had accidentally texted the wrong Michael. I am usually aware of the name issue, and I am very careful, but mistakes do happen, and wrong texts can occur when someone is right above or below the intended recipient. Or if there are multiple conversations going on at once. Luckily, I know him well, and he has a sense of humor. He also knows I do a dressing change after hours for one of our patients, which is why I was still at work while everyone else was happily at home, so he was probably a little more forgiving.
The guy offering to take his co worker to a boxing match is flirting. What's the big deal? Harassment because he called her gorgeous? Modern ppl are snowflakes.
10:40 I used to write lists, notes, and whatever I was working on at the time in one of three different letter replacer fonts like that. Not on accident of course, just to help me keep in practice with them so I could just read them without having to stop and translate them. I used them for making handouts in my d&d games for writings they'd find in other languages.
9:26 ya know, if they wanted to make the whole “my toddler took my picture!” Then they should make the caption look like a toddler wrote it, of course that defeats the purpose of promoting whatever the hell they’re trying to sell, but then just be honest “hey here’s a hot picture of me buy my mlm scam”
man relatable! i also dont mean to say "Hey hotshot, wanna make out?" i also make sure to say right after "I didnt mean to say that that was my son" and then after 2 days I say "im sorry I made sure to ground my son i apologize" or in rare scenarios i say "unless..? 😏"
Fact: Saying "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are the same thing, unless we are talking about saying it in funerals.
I feel like sayng it to a recent widow would also be bad. Or someone who was hospitalized.
“I’m sorry for your loss” is an expression of empathy/sympathy and is not quite the same as “I apologize for you loss” which suggests you are responsible😂
@@stephanien6237 Congratulations. You got the joke.
@@stephanien6237 fr
@@stephanien6237that was the joke…
Parents who post suggestive images of themselves and lie that their CHILD did it need to be investigated...
Can you explain how it was suggestive?
@TedExTheGreat Well there were multiple instances of it, I was speaking very generally, but the one where the mother claimed she asked her teenage son to post a picture of her and a baby and it was just an ass shot was absolutely inappropriate. So was the one of the ig mom saying her two year old was taking all those pictures of her. In their story, they are suggesting that their own child, most of the time underage, finds them attractive enough to take inappropriate pictures of them. Absolutely nothing about that is okay.
Doubt it rises to the level of investigation. More like the poster is essentially operating with the mindset of a teen/preteen. it really reeks of "they said they like you."
"No I didnt."
Followed by them scampering away giggling.
Wouldn't do anything. I'm not justifying their actions because they're being horrible but you won't get a conviction or action taken over an implication cause that's far too easily argued as just subjective opinion, legally speaking.
who tf names their kid drascilla tho
Accidentally taking a photo underwater is so relatable!
Nirvana moment
right??? i ALWAYS forget to put my phone down before jumping in u.u
Purple firey from bfdi, how do you go underwater
@@MpanzuSolos *smells like teen spirit riff*
And also “accidentally posting it online”
I love how people forget that the "ooops i sent that to the wrong person" doesn't work if it's in the same message as what you "sent by accident"
I was looking for this comment. Thank you. 👍
@@leviniahill454 "i'm actively forgetting that there's a backspace key as i type this whoops lol sorry"
Ikr! That's SO annoying!
Oops sorry didn't mean that! I meant to send this to another commenter. Also my cat wrote it. Sorry! Silly me!
They're so dumb!🤣
Ooops, sorry, didn't meant to comment that. Sent by accident🤭
I can’t believe this, my son is typing out this message on my phone right now and there’s nothing I can do to stop him. No don’t post this, Steven!
The redwood tree thing made me think of when a developer locally "accidentally" bulldozed a stand of endangered trees that were preventing construction. They knew the trees were a protected species and could have relocated them since they're small. Nope, "oops drove a bulldozer over them by accident, guess we can build now!"
@ those fucking wonderful fish that people jeep tryong to assassinate
Project developer bought a house in my street with the intent to tear it down and build an apartment on the lot. He claims he didn't do proper research and found out it was a protected building when his permit was denied (which is BS in itself, since protected property listings are clearly marked as such). A couple of months later the building's facade "accidentally" fell over while he was "renovating" the inside...
There was recently'ish a developer here in NZ that 'accidentally' removed an old and protected tree from the property they were developing, and just said oops sorry and paid the fine. It's clear they saw the fine they had to pay was no surprise and they just saw it as part of their investment costs. Most of them are greedy and unethical people.
Doing stuff like that in Canada can have serious consequences. You don't get approval and have an "accident" the courts will "accidentally" fine you or take away your license(s). And the fine won't be just some small number and the media will probably be all over you. It would be a business disaster.
@@AIHumanEquality That's how it should be here. There needs to be a real consequence where it can have a huge impact on their business and even personally affect the directors if they have an "accident", as opposed to a just a fine which their business can just absorb as part of the costs.
“My dog ate my homework” 🚫
“My cat harassed you” ✅
10:40 Accidentally writing in the wrong language can happen.
But writing in a fictional language with a wholly different alphabet doesn't just happen.
I mean- Fictional maybe, but regarding the different alphabet, I have had times where I start writing things in Japanese or Russian.
Either coz my keyboard is set to those languages on my phone and I see the letters and brain farts into "Oh right we intended to write in that language" until I am like "I am speaking to a brit, why the fuck would I need either of those?"
Or if I am writing notes for myself, start writing in the wrong alphabet and go "MEH I know these languages, I can just write the shopping list in this, good practice all the same" and keep going-
A fictional language? YEA my ass.
Coz people who are fluent in a language can think in that language, so the writing mishap can happen if you are actively or passively thinking in it. That is a proven thing for bi-linguals. But you'd have to be fluent in Falmer to write a shopping list in Falmer, and since the game has no option to learn Falmer, coz there is no in-game dictionary, you can't be fluent in Falmer, so you physically can't fuck up like that.
@@TheLurkerFoxprofesional yapper
@@Xxxttjw999 dhdgd Admittedly, I do tend to go on rambles/rants, so you right-
I've been making my own conlang for the past 8 months or so, and when I needed to brush up on some German for an exam, it did actually happen a few times that I thought of the fictional conlang word for something instead of the German word, and it got just to the tip of my tongue before my brain rerouted and went "no, wrong language." But that's MY LANGUAGE, LOL! I'm the one making it, so of course I think about it a lot! It's also the only language I've tried to learn in many years, besides that little bit of German.
Writing out a grocery list in a conlang without realising is unbelievable. And if not just because it simply... wouldn't happen because come on, then because of that HANDWRITING! I do NOT believe someone confidently banged that out, that script is written in such an unconfident manner, it's massive, looks like whoever wrote it was so hung up on the little bells-and-whistle details to the point that the overall scale and straightness of the script was overlooked.
ok wait. the post in the video absolutely was fake. but as a point, writing in a fake language by accident CAN happen. I created a fake alphabet when I was maybe 12 for privacy reasons. I've been using it nearly daily ever since, 6 years down the line I still use it, though it has changed a small amount over time. I have in fact accidentally written in it. and i've used it so often to the point I mix it up with english or forget a friend can't read it etc. Accidentally written college notes and my shopping lists in it before.
I second Robin's statement - Markimoo is the only one permitted to lie on the internet. He certainly doesn't need to lie about the absurd number of ovens he has, though.
HE IS A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!!!!!
His post and Amy's response felt like a tongue in cheek moment l, but who knows
Yeah I feel like Mark lies just for the lols and doesn’t take what he posts seriously.
@@krbthewitch no yeah it was obviously a joke
I love how he just trolls his fans lmao
I love people getting caught lying on the internet. Like when i was in WW1 i saw a kid lying about his age to get in. That kid was John F. Kennedy.
this reminds me of when i met george bush who applied for nasa at the same time i did, and he NEARLY GOT IN however suffered a leg injury in g-force training.
Me pretending you're my grandparents and I'm sitting at your feet in the living room as you compete to tell the best story from Back In The Day
@@pringlebatch Back in my day, we didn't have Back In The Day stories. We were too busy crossing the Delaware River under the command of General Washington.
dude i remember once at school something similar happened, a bully was acting tough and lied to a kid but then the president came in and told him to stop on the spot! ik it sounds crazy but believe me, I was the locker
@@white.rabbit1871Back in my day I was on Magellan's ship searching for a new way to the West Indies
5:00 -- how to deal with unwanted 'Richard' pictures in three easy steps:
1. Ask 'Is that it...?'
2. Say you can't see it no matter how prominent it is.
3. If it persists - comment on anything BUT the Richard. Color of their thigh hair, background things like pillows or pants, anything other than the Richard. If they get "cute" and send you another that is JUST the Richard, go for how wrinkly the skin is. Never ever compliment the Richard, unless you are moving on for a troll line.
"Oh I see it now -- that's a big pencil you have. Perspective shots tend to make things look bigger - so I still think you're using camera tricks."
Just hit their ego until they go away, block you, or start hurling insults. Once insults start, you know you've won. Dance in victory Queen or King, dance.
Winning would be receiving more tho tbh
@@NachtAsile...Then you don't need these instructions, just ask for more lol
@@NachtAsile *UNWANTED*
@@NachtAsile I think you missed the key word here...
The key word is **UNWANTED**.
A gentleman with balls and a backbone asks.
A creep with no manners or concept of respect sends them unasked.
I guess we know which one you are! :D
@@StarParticleShade Why are you telling me the difference between asking before sending and not asking before sending when I'd be on the receiving end of things? 🤨 Who tf in their right mind would send pics of themselves to someone without asking 😭
I feel like markiplier did it on purpose as a joke lol
Obviously.
Whaaat no way man. He's totally full of himself. Emkay had it right though, he gets a pass because he's a good person. We all do embarrassing shit.
@@MasterofDis4str Markiplier makes vlogs making fun of himself and cracking jokes all the time. He's not a serious person and very caring. He's definitely not full of himself.
@LGBTQlegend Vain is a better word then. He probably faked the post to try and be cool because he knows he's hot and cool and wants people to think the same. Everyone's tried to be cool in one way or another at some point. If Markiplier saw this he'd probably admit it and laugh.
@@MasterofDis4str Nah definitely seems staged as a joke. Markiplier doesn't need to fake anything to be cool and in your own words, he knows that. So doesn't make sense to bother trying to fake something to be cool when he already is that.
0:37 PFFFT no one smiles when doing paperwork unless their doing some sort of funny ass paperwork
This feels less like people being caught and more people being obvious
I would almost believe the tray of sausage rolls story if they didn't feel the need to make it extra ridiculous by making it "a week".
My boyfriend left his pizza leftovers in the over once, with the cardboard box and the knife he used inside and i didn't notice that the next day when i turned on the oven to make something.
Though within 10 minutes of doing that, i started smelling hot plastic and had a look in the oven, then immediately turned it off and took the box out.
But bro... come on... a WEEK ? Are they implying that they and multiple other people, left an overn on for a WEEK. Which kept triggering the fire alarm, but nobody at any point: smelled anything, decided to turn it off or looked inside ? And they typed that and thought "haha yeah so believable, i didn't forget my sausage rolls, these just appeared out of nowhere a week ago and nobody noticed the oven baking something for a week."
I would also like to know why so many people who work from home say shit like "whoever said the holidays were slow :)" NOBODY SAYS THAT. Anyone ever who has had at least one job knows the holidays are they busiest times. It adds nothing, it doesn't make you look productive, it just makes the whole post look dumb.
14:38
The fact that it's in the same message too-
Yeah like if it was to the wrong person just stop typing it ain't difficult.
These guys know that if you want to lie and say “oops wrong person” over text you like…. Have to send it in multiple messages at LEAST right???
Apparently not 🤦🏻♀️
the funniest thing about some of these is the "sorry, wrong person" WITHIN the weird message lmao
I dont jnderstand why people will say something like
"Hey gorgeous, oops didnt mean to send that to you" in one message.
They are stupid. That's it.
one thing i dont understand is when people will say sorry for sending a message *in the same message as the "accidentally" sent one*
like dude, you could have just deleted your text before you sent it, why are you apologizing IN THE SAME MESSAGE
Because they don't realise what they are doing doesn't make sense. That's the worst part, they are stupid.
Once again i must stress that there is no shame in owning the fact that you took a cute pic of yourself. Take pride in yourself and don't lie, better to be perceived as someone confident than a liar.
3:30 I mean my roomate left his pizza in the oven and when I went to preheat the oven I didn't look and when I explained sorrowfullly that I ruined his pizza he told me it was in there for a week.
i believe not using an oven for a week rather than OP wondering why the fire alarm was going off and.. didn't check the oven, ever
"Thanks gorgeous. ooops sent tht to the wrong person sorry." Bro literally didn't even send the message yet
it's on the same line, how are some people *so* bad at lying like this lmao
“A way to simultaneously give and receive” well they ain’t wrong
I love how people saying "oops I didn't mean to send that" being in the same message as the creepy thing they said kept going completely over your head lmaoooo
" who says the holidays are slow" lady.... holidays are literally the busiest time for any business or company. lying about your kid taking a photo, and that holidays are slow for other companies?
Right? Holidays are never slow no matter where one works at. Hell, I work at a fast-food restaurant and there was a shit ton of snow and ice on the roads so I thought it would be a slow day as who would be crazy enough to want to get out in this just for some sandwiches? I was sorely mistaken; it was still insanely busy. If things like that don't stop people, holidays definitely won't.
When I worked for the state tax department call center the holidays were slow but thats about it
@@Elitekross Yeah, but that's a state tax department call center. Last thing on a lot of people's minds during holidays.
The oven one would be believeable in university halls... one of my flatmates burnt their food and it cemented itself to the tray, then they just left it there for like 3 days and we all had to use the other oven because we weren't gonna be the one to deal with that shit 😫
But with the smoke alarm going off all week? I think that's what makes it completely unbelievable
How the hell did you not open the oven sooner if the alarm is going off??
@@Mari-Schimmer I think the smoke alarm going off all week would imply that they kept using the oven for other things and somehow didn't see the tray in there, which is honestly even less believable.
@@ninetailedfox579121 That's even worse
5:40 it took him so long to point out the chuck e cheese logo
You name your kid "Drascilla", I wouldn't believe a word that came out of your mouth.
20:54 HAHAHHDHDJDHHD
"i dont know why he curve 😥😓😖" IS KILLING ME
I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT THAT EAS SO FUNNY
@@Ladystardusts10 YA 😭😭 I KNOWW THE WAY HE TYPED IT OUT TICKLED MY BRAIN FUNNY
Oops I didn’t mean to type this
I like ur pfp
Oh no, I didn’t mean to reply
@@Ludi_Chrisoh no I didn’t mean to talk to ypu
Total accident.
Oooops I didn't mean to reply.😅😂
0:39 "accidentally" taking pics while "just" opening your laptop is very "real"
I wouldn’t say accidentally taking a photo is. But once I did open photobooth on my laptop (I used to like to play around with the effects) and realized I was in a neat pose/it would make a cool picture.
Now proceeding then to “accidentally” post that photo is obviously very “real” lol.
@@fightingfaerie lmao fr
16:30 no, the real real crime is that they were out of Dulce de Leche
~angry Argentinian noises~
Rule number 1 of emotional maturity:
"You don't gotta lie to kick it"
imagine lying about that
Was not expecting the Letterkenny reference, but I do appreciate it! We should all experience a super soft birthday party 🎉
I love the Letterkenny reference Robin threw in there, I gotta rewatch that at some point
A 4yo would not be at that angle, unless said kid is 5ft tall…
Also the teen. The only way a teen could have taken that photo would be by lying on the floor, so it would definitely not be an accident
0:20 nirvana: we need a cover for our second album
Some random baby:
14:38 Is the person trying to claim the “Thanks gorgeous,” was meant for someone else - because he writes oops after typing it but before sending it. So there’s no way it could be a mistake.
Man, this channel always made me laugh specially when depression mode is in effect. Good job guys, thank you very much.
9:55 Yeah I just hate it when I go about my day and all of a sudden I'm having sex with someone. Happens all the time.
19:46 Spar is a South African convenience store, we don't even have spirit halloweens here. At least where I have lived, it's very hard to find costume shops and delivery fees from online websites are really high
Spar is originally Dutch tho, and apparently (after a quick google search) in 48 countries. So I wouldn't immediately count on it being in SA
@@Drummer_LJ bruh what is taking him so long to reply
7 months and he has not edited the comment
@@santinosalamanca4378 didn't ask him to to be fair
The level of narcissism of these people is mind blowing. Im not even finishing it
17:39 I actually have a habit of "sleep-texting" 90% of the time its incoherent gibberish, but occasionally Ive typed actual words in orders that make sense. It's a real thing, as someone with experience in sleep texting, no, thats a bunch of bullshit
5:40 you’re there, trying to identify the pizza when it says Chuck E. Cheese on it
What if: you wanted to post misinformation online.
But community notes said: "thats your 7 year old sister, not your girlfriend"
Sometimes the need to provide proof is more important than not looking like a weirdo. As someone with trauma from people refusing to believe me when I told the truth I find being embarrassed is better than being called a liar. Though in my case I don't use social media nor like being in photographs, so I only share with people close to me.
So although some of the posts in the video are weird, I can understand why they'd embarrass themselves. It's not necessarily about likes or attention it can be about simply being believed.
Its always weird to see them say their creepy stuff and correct themselves in the same text.... they seem to just hit enter a few times before correcting themselves and think that people wont notice???
17:41 Why didn’t she just claim it was a drunk text? That’s what it looks like anyway.
The amount of people saying, "Oops sent to the wrong person!" In the SAME MESSAGE is bonkers
I just woke up from anesthesia high as hell and this is the first thing a watched
11:54 ain’t no way that a dog toy company did this… it just seems so out of character.
“I don’t give a rat’s ass”
Chuck-E-Cheese: 👁️👄👁️
10:20 I've actually done something like this. I like to right in the minecraft enchantment table language when I journal. So sometimes I'll accidentally swap out some English letters for those when witing notes, and people are always confused when they ask to copy
galactic alphabet*
lol I recognize the “my 4 year old took this” pic. That’s Deavan from 90 Day Fiancé 😂
25:01 That seems like a legit mistake. Other than saying she’s beautiful, there’s nothing inappropriate, and there’s no reason he would reply to her message that getting a message indicated she was asleep
There's an entire tray of roles we didn't notice but also was the oven on the whole time because they don't just keep burning unless the oven is on
For their space-themed birthday party I’d recommend “Sandstorm” by Darude.
I got that bark box apology too. I laughed “an accident” 😂
3:25
I actually could believe this one! I have a small toaster oven that is below waist level, so you have to bend down to get anything in or out and you can't see all the way back. For days our smoke alarm was going off and we had no idea why. Eventually I tried to put a big pan in and it wouldn't fit... I looked at the back and there were 2 full sized burgers there. Completely black.
If your gonna lie… at least make it believable.
Even when caught in the lie, double down on that shizz 😂
19:23 as a manager at a grocery store, I can assure you, myself, the workers, and other adults didn't care. Some of the kids may give a second look, but that's about it. Unless it's impractical, lewd or rude.
The thing has no pockets (that I can see). Seems pretty impractical. 😅
Honestly I'd join the person in my Pikachu onesie's if I saw something like this happen.
5:30 I find it hilarious that you can literally see the Chuck E. Cheese logo on the paper
As a woman we do not “accidentally” have intercourse, wtf. My clothles don’t just Randomly levitate off 😭🙏🏻
2:10 I'm glad you said a 4yo could actually take that photo, because I'm sure they could! And I wasn't sure where there was so much hostility about that claim, but yeah.. I guess it's less likely that the photo would actually turn out this well, and it is possible that it was edited.
16:20 as someone who uses Celsius, I was confused at what he was saying because 40 is hot af. I think that's about 100 in Fahrenheit?
Same! I'm in Canada, and I was like, who wears a jacket in 40 degree temperatures?!😅
16:06 40° here is pretty fucking warm, thats like a day you'd go on a long walk in the sun
17:22
IIRC sleep texting is a real phenomenon. HOWEVER, when it's done, it's usually nonsensical gibberish. Looks like drunk texting at most.
2:42 he meant to send those separately😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
17:40 I’ve sent texts in my sleep that make no sense and I don’t remember sending it
imagine lying on the internet unless you’re on TH-cam and in the comment section/chat. Then it’s ok.
Source: Trust me, bro.
lol I feel like lying on the Internet should just be banned all together. There’s no reason to lie on the Internet and you just make things stupid or harder for everyone.
@@blackqweenmarsim 89 years old
If anything Markiplier should be praised for this
Source: Trust me bro
14:42 If this guy knew that he was sending this message to the wrong person, it means that he read what he wrote and in the same message before sending he apologized saying "wrong person" magic.✨
ROBIN WHY DID YOU MAKE THE SHOEBOX REFERENCE
Like if you’re still in the same text block like it’s the same little gray box so you send a messages together you had time to delete it
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I can't believe you were quoting Letterkenny at 24:45 BEST. Show. EVER.
You can't say something controversial AND say "sorry, wrong person" in the SAME F*CKING TEXT 🤣🤣🤣
"Is my weener still there if I'm not Constantly Looking At It? What does that say about me?" That he has the object permanence issues of an infant.
17:17 The thing is that it would actually be believable if they claimed they sent the message when drunk or high. But nope, "in my sleep" was the best thing they could come up with.
Thanks for the Letter Kenny reference!! Gave me a good laugh
My parents always told me not to open the basement door,
But when I did, I saw a glowing ball in the sky that I didn't know existed before.
2:43 I have actually legitimately sent ‘fake texts’ to friends with either something just completely random, or make it sound like I’m talking absolute filth to someone else - whatever I think they’re going to laugh hardest at. I don’t think they believed it was intentional. I would hope they know me and my sense of humor enough by now to get that it was a joke, but… That’s probably why I’ve only tried it with two friends.
FINALLY I KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF. You talk in the exact same way as Joe from Family Guy 😂 Loves it.
while the creepy doordash guy IS lying, i grew up in california and looking back on that now, people treated any temperature below 65f as chilly. it also almost never got down to even 50f, let alone 40. (i imagine this is different if you're in the mountains and maybe way up north though) so while yeah that guy is making that up, i think a decent chunk of californians would get hilariously dramatic about the idea of having to walk somewhere in 40 degree weather
23:40 Okay, now _that_ one I would believe was taken by a four-year-old, because of the low angle and the incompetence. Yet that's the one they claim was taken by a teen. Though, arguably, there's no reason they couldn't have told their teenaged child "Hey, take this picture of me at this angle, so I can win fake internet points!"
"Our oven has been setting off the fire alarm for a whole week" - so they just casually had the oven turned on for no reason? Pff. Burnt stuff doesn't keep setting off a fire alarm in room temperature.
5:37 don't forget the ungodly amount of black pepper
1:04
This profile pic update has a caption meaning he uploaded this image directly as his profile pic without doing an image post first. So he "accidentally" uploaded this image, cropped the image into the circle format of the profile pic, added this caption about how it was an accident, then posted it anyway.
I hate these ''accidental things''... it never flies, since you have to click and confirm it to do stuff. I had one the other dayy on FB. A random person thought I was someone, talking to me for the entire day until they ''realised'' that they was talking to the wrong person, despite me telling them so lol. Just loved the fact they claimed to be from next door when they were in Devon. I knew they wasn't from nextdoor as my neighbour is an ass....scammers will try anything
My old boss is a real estate agent, and he once sent me details about a commercial lease that he was working on with a client. I was like, “uh, you sure you sent this to the right person?” He was like “omg I’m so sorry 😂😂😂” we both had a good laugh about it
I am an RN, and I work with a Nurse Practitioner named Michael. My son is also named... you guessed it, Michael. Even though I have the NP's full name and title in my contacts, I was distracted by a patient while texting (after hours) the other day. I sent a message to remind me to do something when I get home to my son. I received a text back from the NP saying, "If you think it will help". I had accidentally texted the wrong Michael. I am usually aware of the name issue, and I am very careful, but mistakes do happen, and wrong texts can occur when someone is right above or below the intended recipient. Or if there are multiple conversations going on at once. Luckily, I know him well, and he has a sense of humor. He also knows I do a dressing change after hours for one of our patients, which is why I was still at work while everyone else was happily at home, so he was probably a little more forgiving.
"markiplier is the only person allowed to lie" my reaction to the claim that mark faked 10/20 mode
The guy offering to take his co worker to a boxing match is flirting. What's the big deal? Harassment because he called her gorgeous? Modern ppl are snowflakes.
3:16 LMAOOOO i misunderstood the text and i thought the poster meant the sausage tray was in the smoke alarm 😭😭😭
10:40 I used to write lists, notes, and whatever I was working on at the time in one of three different letter replacer fonts like that. Not on accident of course, just to help me keep in practice with them so I could just read them without having to stop and translate them. I used them for making handouts in my d&d games for writings they'd find in other languages.
@20:06 Ok yeah. Nice view of your "Misti volcano", dudette🙄😆
9:26 ya know, if they wanted to make the whole “my toddler took my picture!” Then they should make the caption look like a toddler wrote it, of course that defeats the purpose of promoting whatever the hell they’re trying to sell, but then just be honest “hey here’s a hot picture of me buy my mlm scam”
14:35 he sent "didnt mean to" in the same message, meaning he saw it before sending and thought "nah, i better say its a mistake in advance"
man relatable! i also dont mean to say "Hey hotshot, wanna make out?" i also make sure to say right after "I didnt mean to say that that was my son" and then after 2 days I say "im sorry I made sure to ground my son i apologize" or in rare scenarios i say "unless..? 😏"