Portal 2: "I Don't Want This" - Cave and Caroline Conversation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Using the deleted Caroline voice lines found in the game files, and the Cave Johnson text-to-speech creator at uberduck.ai, I put together this "what could have been" conversation between the two! Hope you enjoy!
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“The legal boys said it was unethical, so they’re fired.” Yeah is exactly something he’d do
I mean he did fire a guy for being in a wheelchair before so
That sentence sums up Aperture Science.
He did fire a guy who spelled station "statoion" in portal stories: mel
And he even did fire a guy who was complaining why the test is dangerous and wanted a safer test
Didn't he literally kill OSHA employees
Why does that Caroline picture look like Chris from Mr. Beast
I’m not the only one who just takes that dialogue as canon and as an explanation as to why GLaDOS filled the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin right?
oh yes i would imagine after forcibly being inserted into an artificial intelligence she wouldn't exactly hold the scientists in high regard lol
i would be pretty mad if i was forced into a testing machine against my will
She was trying to prevent herself from becoming a soulless monster, Poisoning the area trying to kill everyone even herself to die before the conversion was complete creating a need to add more cores to balance her personality, like being buried under a pile of corpses and when those cores went offline Caroline tried to kill herself by flooding the room with neurotoxin again, so emotionally damaged the only thing she can remember is to release neurotoxin to prevent it
And the scientist put cores in her to make her stop flooding the enrichment center,with a deadly neurotoxin
@@ridleyplays766 maybe that's why she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin
Well no wonder she flipped the hell out when they turned her on. She didn’t want it in the first place. Man the more I learn about Caroline/GLaDOS the more I feel bad for her.
And deleting Caroline was akin to a mercy kill.
The ending song explains we were her only friend...
@@alexisdominey6487I think it was confirmed by the devs or someone that GLaDOS didn't actually delete her
@@meemkadein the end song she says Caroline is still in there with her
Bro it's an ai meme it says In the credits
Caroline: “I don’t want this!”
Cave Johnson: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
Greg Heffley: don't do it Caroline, never get a new computer, It SUCKS!
@@PaguronextgenWhich book/movie? 🤔
I remember being so shocked when Glados deleted Caroline, because it was her humanity.
But now, I see it as the most human thing Glados did.
It was also the reason why Glados let Shell go, after it.
Proving that it was Caroline all alone, who killed the entire staff of the enrichment center and no malfunction of Glados.
That is a really cool interpretation. The AI was ambivalent and strictly concerned with "doing science", all the passive-aggresive animosity she held was part of its human counterpart. None of the shit would have gone down if Cave hadn't put Caroline in there...
I love this.
There is another reading to this:
Chell was going to find out that Caroline was her mother, GladOS IS CAROLINE. There is absolutely nothing as GladOS without Caroline. She is just her. She pretended to delete Caroline to make is easier for Chell to leave and never come back.
Also, this give a total sense to the turret opera song, it is literally the song you would expect a mother to sing to her daughter as she'll never see her again (listen again and check the lyrics)
It's really sad, but Caroline is GladOS, and once the AI recognized her origin, she understood that Chell had nothing to do with this and released her.
This also confirms why she wanted and succeeded at killing everyone in the facility. It wasn't the AI trying to kill everyone, but Caroline herself after what they did to her.
Hope you'll read this
It’s chell my dear
@@Daddy-Samythat’s so true
@@Daddy-Samy I was thinking the same thing. I think she didn't delete Caroline aka. herself.
"It's in your contract! The legal boys said it was unethical, so I fired them!"
I should not have laughed at that as hard as I did...
As much as I love Cave Johnson voiced by JK SImmons AKA J Jonah Jameson, for his hilarious lines, this is pretty chilling and shows how fucked up he was.
Considering that he was dying, he wasn’t in his right mind. That’s what happens when someone wants to do so much but with so little time
@@ThePUNISHEDBacon Inhaling the moon rock dust for the gel made him insane/sick.
The man himself actually described this as voicing a rape.
Ugh. No different of Jameson. In a What If storyline where three individuals besides Peter Parker are bitten by the radioactive spider (Flash Thompson, Betty Brant and John Jameson) and become spider-powered heroes, we see how much of a jerk Jameson is in the second storylines. Betty even calls him a slave driver. It was also shown in the third one that he sought to exploit his son's abilities to make him (and himself) a celebrity, to the point he indirectly led to his son's death.
Not to say that this isn't fucked up, because it is. But decades of unethical, often fatal testing on willing and unwilling test subjects, employees, and random people off the streets...and this is where you draw the line?
This is possibly Ford Pines' worst invention since his portal to the Nightmare Realm.
Even worse than his pictures of Spider-Man?
@@robertwagstaff1126 Yes, even worse than that.
when aperture science and earth meet sky, fear the beast with just one eye.
What are you talking about?
@@lifeiscats1337 Apparently nothing you would know about.
This is so fucking impressive, could actually come from an original game
The caroline lines are from portal 2 just unnused
Even before hearing this I always felt bad for her
I'm genuinely surprised that you came up with Cave's lines. Him firing the legal boys because they disagreed with him is 100% something he would do
By the sound of things, seems like they already put Cave in a computer.
Lol that's because I used a voice generator
they did canonically
@@person___9 In a different universe, should the PeTI count here?
@@cloudtaker633 I don't think that would be considered canon either, because in the lore, after learning about an alternate version of himself that put himself into a computer, the Prime version of Cave Johnson shuts down the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, preemptively preventing GLaDOS from even existing in the first place.
The lego boys said it was unethical.
LEGO Dimensions Portal DLC lol
man so sad Cave Johnson fired the lego boys 😔✊
Wait where's that Caroline portrait from? Is it from the game? I don't really remember seeing it.
It's from the Portal Stories: Mel mod!
is this some mandela effect kinda thing bc istg there was a secret room with a portrait of Cave with Caroline in it
So Caroline was forced to become Glados
Basically, yes
@@CaptainJZH devastating
I can definitely tell this isn't actually JK Simmons doing the voice, but still a commendable effort.
Apparently JK didn't record the lines they wrote because he was genuinely uncomfortable with the situation, even in context. Felt to much like a... certain subject kind of scene.
Nah the whole "JK refused to record his lines" is a myth, the fact is we just have no idea if they ever recorded his side of the conversation
@@CaptainJZH oh, I see.
@@CaptainJZH I think Valve decided to cut that bit out at the last minute during development.
I wish this was in the game. It would provide more sympathy for GLaDOS and make it even more clear how despite how much we love Cave Johnson’s dialogue that he’s an awful person that put “science” above everything else in the world.
It also makes every time GLaDOS talks about doing something “for science” sound like revenge for what Aperture did to her.
This just makes me wish Portal 2 was darker and less funny
They should've kept this. Cave wasn't a good person at all. I enjoyed the comedic aspects of his being a terrible person, but I think ending things on a serious note would've been one hell of a way to remind us that Aperture has always been corrupt
Agreed
This is a good interpretation given that we don't have whatever the script was going to be for those unused lines. Not bad. Not bad at all.
I guess GLaDOS deleting Caroline in the end finally freed Caroline
Cave Johnson looks like matpat and Caroline looks like chris from Mr beast
Time to put Chris's consciousness into Mr Beast or Jimmy's computer, he could live as Male FOREVER!
no please @@Omega-jg4oq 💀💀💀
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I think I now understand why GLaDOS is so spiteful towards people
Caroline look like kris tyson lmao
Poor ceroline :(
They put her brain into glados right?
Yes
@@CaptainJZH damn thats too dark
@@CaptainJZH And what was it that Wheatly put inside the potato?
@@herseynesesine9881 glados
It's alternative of Dr Breen with an advisor
“Yes, you do. It’s in your contract”
Fuck thats dark!
I imagine that this was the last conversation between Cave and Caroline before Cave had multi-organ failure from the moon rocks' radiation.
I'd like to belive this conversation was cut from the game to leave the option that Caroline actually WANTED this to happen still open.
No it was cut because jk Simmons didn’t want to record it because it sounded too much like r*pe
@@Thecoolgamer-cx9tj That's just a rumor people spread online
@@Thecoolgamer-cx9tj false. People also say valve game testers didn't like it because it sounds like pier pressure abortion. These are all rumors, there's no telling what the reason was for being removed. Hell, for all we know, they didn't have enough time to flesh out story more, cause cave kept firing staff.
Before this I thought Caroline was just a base for GlaDOS, as in they mapped her brain and she was willing necause she was a "good assitant". Not that she was forced into it.
Lore of Portal 2: "I Don't Want This" - Cave and Caroline Conversation momentum 100
Glados, from comedically cruel, to tragically cruel.
Apparently their was a article that came out before or during portal 1 saying that the casis looked like a girl in a straight jacket gagged and blindfolded and hanging from the ceiling, with this cut voice line it is absolutely terrifying to think about.
Awesome job, the filled-in lines are 100% consistent with the character and almost seamless in the conversation. If I may add a minor observation, I think this dialogue is supposed to happen at some point when Cave is already terminal and barely able to finish a sentence due to cough, right? here he sounds a bit too clear and loud compared to the coarse voice he has after the Lemon Rant.
Oh maybe, I hadn't really thought about the timeline but it could very well fit in with the cut Cave As A Computer scene, maybe coming in between the Lemons Rant and that (the 1980s section always felt a bit too short imo)
@@CaptainJZH it would make sense, I didn't think about that. Thanks!
0:04 "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System", G L a D O S
The lego boys lol
cave was an ai voice and Caroline was cut dialogue from portal 2 good job by the way! the way you handled caves character was brilliant! I can see him saying that in game honestly
He sounds like a healthy man, I thought he had stage 5 moon disease. Why.
Because I used an AI voice generator
chris??
So that's what the Green Scorpion was talking about
classic cave johnson
I really thought Johnson's lines were real recorded ones
this just makes me feel even more bad for Caroline
where can i find this???
In the game files you can find Caroline's lines I made Cave's lines myself
@@CaptainJZH Those are some good lines you wrote for cave, its really in character and adds a little bit more to the cut lines in portal 2!
I just realized, if they ever do something in live action, D'Arcy Carden would make a perfect Caroline.
Yes, agreed!
Im assuming this takes place in the lego dimensions cannon where its revealed cave became a core
So does that mean Caroline is GLaDOS?
Yes
did you play portal 2?
@@user-wr6dj4ib9o yea I played it but I wouldn't have guess that Caroline is GLaDOS
@@stephaniekerbel2931 wtf they literaly say it in the game
@@stephaniekerbel2931 i get it if it was couple of years since you played it tho
Where in the game does this conversation take place?
I would guess shortly before the end of chapter 7.
"Sir!"
Hmm, i heard this before..
Im relating to the dude who says sir in a silly show
I feel even worse for Caroline now…
Nice vid keep it up
am i the only one who has heard this in the 360 version but not this choppy and with the scream at the end this is driving me nuts
Good!
If JK Simmons the man who agreed to verbally and physically assault band kids for a show, refuses to continue on with the script of a game. Then what he and his co-stars were given had to be really fucked up.
I don't imagine this is at all what it was like if it made JK Simmons refuse to continue on and also made Ellen McLain cry.
Myths
Really feels like his wanton insanity just reached its zenith with that one, huh?
why does caroline look like chris from mrbeast kinda
Wait did THEY PREDICTED CHRIS FEMBOY?
So im not the only one who saw that
the fucked up thing is that the voice actor for cave johnson did not want to say the lines because of how screwed up it was
I don't think that's been ever proven, it's just an internet urban legend sort of thing
Why does Caroline look like Chris Tyson 💀
Time to make Chris live Forever as a Male, Don't worry.. It's all for the sake of Mr Beast channel
yo is that chris tyson??!?!
Caroline's picture here isn't official
Yes I know
Fun fact: JK Simmons, the voice of Cave Johnson, actually refused to record these lines originally because it sounded too much like Cave was sexually assaulting Caroline. That’s why only Caroline’s half of the conversation is available in the files.
That's not true, no one who was part of the game's development has said anything about Cave's lines here, we have no idea why they weren't recorded or if JK Simmons was even shown them
If this is cannon, then this shows how much of a monster Cave Johnson is. I mean, the song at the end of Portal 2 implies that Caroline is Chell's mom making this even worse! If that's true then Cave Johnson forced Caroline to give her daughter up for adoption! This was in the era when women didn't have rights so that makes it worse! This goes to show that: Monsters aren't born, their made.
When does that song imply that she's her mom
Besides, Caroline is white and Chell has brown skin so it wouldn't make sense
@@CaptainJZH Translate it into English.
@@CaptainJZH Plus, Caroline could have adopted Chell.
Or Caroline could have been married before Aperture and Chell looks like her father.
@@lucynorris2255 but it's not GLaDOS singing the song, it's the turrets which are independent of GLaDOS? So how would that indicate anything about Caroline?
Why does caroline look like the trans version of chris from mr beast?
Why does Caroline kinda look like Chris from Mr beast?
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AM be like to ted
Not so fun fact:The reason this bit went unused was because it has rape implications-
That's just a myth we don't actually know why
If that's true then Cave Johnson can burn in hell because this would be legal since this is during the era where women didn't have rights so Cave can get away with that scott free.