Ellen McLain - Portal 2 Lemon Rant (as Caroline)
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- At Kitacon IV, during Ellen McLain's Q&A session, someone requested her to do Cave Johnson's lemon rant from Portal 2 in the voice of Caroline (even provided a script). Recorded by my partner-in-crime ;D
That's how Caroline talks on the phone with the Black Mesa administrator. xD
She'll make a combustible lemon to burn their facilities down.
@@timeddolphin3974 omg caroline is the one who caused the resonance cascade
@Matix 777 Dr Breen Black Mesa Administrator: Then might I advise you... prepare for... consequences.
She threatened to burn their house down with explosive lemons!?
@@timeddolphin3974 What if Black Mesa was an inside job?
"I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down!
lol don't mess with Ellen
BellyachesMethod she takes after cave Johnson
You are fucking underaged
@@54_MSNights this is nothing compared to tthe “OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME GUYSSSS” comment I just say on a video about woman being assaulted
@@yummedd im 2x10^3 years old shut
I love it how she can make anyone clap just by burping.
***** k
***** Pardon?
+Ajax Rekless what the fuck does this mean?!
***** are you ok?
***** The irony
Wait. Did she say moron? Oh god, she's talking to wheatley.
:D
Hazelstar jayfeather Uh oh XD
Caroline is gonna be so "casually murderous" at Wheatley. AKA mad.
Her GLaDOS is showing!
shes malfunctioning oh no
Caroline's passive aggressiveness has always been there.
"Im the woman who's gonna burn your house down." Times I wish Caroline had founded A. Science instead and Cave Johnson was GLaDOS. Imagine Cave Johnson saying "Burning people, she says what we're all thinking!"
CaveDOS is canon in Pereptual Testing Initiative!
“You know what, put Mr. Johnson into my computer. He’ll be modest, say no, but you make him”
“Cave, Cave Johnson, why do I remember that name? Did I kill him? Or... Oh my god.”
@@LetruneInedil In Lego Dimensions, there was a cave johnson core who looks like Virgil a little bit
I need to find it on TH-cam now
That would lowkey kinda be cute
Alternative Portal game where Caroline founded Aperture, and Cave was put into GLaDOS.
WHOA
Cave Ca--ve... WHY DO I KNOW THIS MAN?!? Did I kill him or... Oh my god.
Portal would be a whole new story
If we're doing that and swapping people around... Does Chell become Wheatly?
@@voicetale no because Wheatley is... well Wheatley
BURNING PEOPLE!
SHE'S SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING! ♥
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!!
OH LIKE THIS LADY
Love how casually murderous Caroline is compared to Cave
I'm dying. She's got such a sweet voice saying that.
"I'm the woman whose going to burn your house down! ☺☺"
It’s like when your mom says something unexpected
She seems so happy about burning someone's house down 😂😂
BURN THEM TO THE GROUND MUAHAHAHAHA
That's GLaDOS for you.
GLaDOS had to get it from somewhere!
She said what we were all thinking
I like of how she doesn't reveal Caroline's last name. Wow.
+Joshua Watson She probably doesn't have an actual last name. Then again, a lot of people have speculated that she was actually 'with' Cave.
True.
There is a 'Caroline Johnson' easter egg in the credits one or two names above Charlie Brown. Yes, that's in the credits too.
Ok. I will have to find that now :P
@@therarekitty3861 there's a Caroline Müller or something like that, but... I don't think there's a Caroline Johnson...
She sounds so calm with the "I'm the Woman whose gonna burn your house down, with the lemons"
And I love it so much
Okay how is it when JK Simmons, (who's turning 60 this year and could still most likely kick all our asses and then run a marathon), screams this like a lunatic, it's hilarious, but when this sweet lady reads it, it's mildly terrifying?
Because she uses the same sweet tone that a grandma would use when talking to her grandkids while baking cookies for them with a smile
Plus what Galey said, Cave Johnson was going crazy from moon rocks at the time so a strange tirade is expected
Meanwhile, Caroline is supposed to be more down to Earth. So if she's threatening the lemons, you better keep an eye out for an Aperture Lemon.
I WAS SO HOPING SHE WOULD SAY CAROLINE JOHNSON BUT HER CHEERFULNESS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH JUST "I'm gonna burn your house down"
i melted when she burped such a cute little old lady
Wizz Da Burrito Boy I KR I just want to hug her
Ellen: Burps
Audience: *That was an Incredible performance* Applauds Immediately
She's saying what we're all thinking!
The fact she says this so peppily makes it better
So this is why GLaDOS is so passive aggressive XD
I'm sure Cave is very proud X3
Ellen: Burps
Everyone: applause and cheering
like a tv commercial for flaming lemons.
_o-mega mart..._
@@a-s-greig O-O-Omega Mart, You Have No Idea What's Instored For You!
Kinda gets me to realize, that GladOS really was basically just un-filtered Caroline.
She's hilarious, definitely someone who would be invited to Valve!
Someone GLaDOSIFY this please!
+ErvinGamez I tried. It doesn't work because there's too much expression in her voice and she changes tone so often :(
PLEASE
Liam Stauffer dammit :(((
Maybe harry101uk could
Once 15.ai gets back up I could try to give it a go with GLaDOS's voice, though I may have to generate it a few times to get the inflection similar.
this is still one of the best things to ever happen at any convention, ever.
This is almost funnier cheery than from aggressive Cave.
BURNING PEOPLE She says what we're all thinking
I came for the rant but I stayed for the burp
she kinda sounds like a teacher reading a storybook to a bunch of kids
how did she get through the whole game without being tired
audio editing.
The games industry pretty much functions solely on the merits of caffeine.
HASEnoncorperated best comment I ever heard today
The delivery of that bit in such a sweet cheerful tone makes it three times funnier
She seems like such a delightful person going through a rant
"Do you know who I am? I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down"
It's nice to hear "Caroline" say more than "Yes, Sir!" LOL
Caroline: the person who, no matter dark she sounds, will sound hilarious anyways. Same goes with Ellen. xD
I fear no man. But that thing...
*Caroline threatening you with lemons*
...it scares me.
Does anyone realize what happens if you remove just a single syllable from Caroline's name? By removing just the "ol," you end of with "Carine," which I believe would be pronounced "Karen"
...asking for life's manager.
"This is a cult" (captions)
Oh my goodness, she is a gem 😊❤
I didn't know I wanted this.
But now I realize of course I did. I must have.
Ellen: *burps*
Crowd: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO" *Claps furiosly*
She is a gem
Ellen is so awesome :D
0:55 i just love how she says this in such a happy tone XD
Cave Johnson's very proud of you Caroline :)
She sounds so happy saying this! XD
"I'm gonna burn your house down."
Said Ellen calmly.
The power she has to get applause from a burp
Best mistake ever! Caroline, your GLaDOS is showing! (Also pssst GLaDOS has a kink for Cave Johnson's voice pass it on!)
Skip to 0:54 for the actual rant
That moment when there's that one person who dislikes...
Liss Plays 2 months after your comment and still only 1 dislike.
Duros asfdgasf I honestly have no idea if that is a bad thing or a good one. Anyways, Ellen rules ✌
10 months later and there's now 4 dislikes
Burn their houses down with the lemons!
and now we have 16 houses to burn down!
i love Ellen and Caroline ^^
that's the classiest burp i've ever witnessed
I love how cheerful she sounds
Ellen is amazing. I wish she was my next door neighbor and I got to talk to her every day.
*Explosive lemon activated.*
Who else thinks she looks like Hillary Clinton?
I like how she says burn your house down so calmly it’s so scary
YES! SHES SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
“damn morons.. oh lemons!” were done for she went wheatley mode
Wow! A disclaimer from Ellen McLain-er?
Beware Cave Johnson and Caroline because they're going to burn me house down.
Ellen, you legend! How she just sais in such a happy voice: *I am the woman who is gonna burn your house down!*
Either Caroline’s the sweetest thing ever, or she’s a yandere in the making
This is perfect.
first
Is it weird that I'm a boy and I can mimic Glados' voice perfectly without a voice changer or anything?
+VelstryoxDP Impossible, it is computerized to a point.
Even in portal one with all the errors and glitches?
+VelstryoxDP I can too.
+SeribroUltimateGamer I tried to mimic the computerized parts by doing high pitch voice fluctuations, of course it's not perfect or anything.
***** You gotta listen closely and pay attention to each and every little part.
Such a calm voice for being angry.
Oh my god I love her
01:08. My voice!
I am a Turret...
*burp*
APPLAUSE!
"Let me count the ways..."
COUNT THE WAYS, OOOH ONE BY ONE...
That is the most passive aggressive thing ever
With the lemons! Made me laugh so hard
Shes married, to science!
Well this would be perfect in an alternete universe where Caroline(is it pronounced Car-o-lin or Car-o-line I know the game calls her Caroline with the silent 'e') is the founder of Aperture and Cave Jhonson is GLaDOS. Well done McLain!
thats the most happiest threat
but deadly
i love ellen too much xD
it’s like passive aggressive way of selling someone something
The "let me speak to life's manager" didn't age well :/
*burps* *applause*
She really is a gem
She sounded a lot like her turret voice when she said, "Get mad!"
Caroline sounds so cool and normal reading this, in a way that would make me want to be the Test Subject for Combustible Lemons. (I mistyped Lemons as Melons writing this... Flaming Watermelons!!! The sequel to Compressed Diabetic Watermelon! Which is the sequel to Gradually Watermelon!)
I had almost forgotten about Gradually Watermelon. Now I must watch an hour long looped video, to appease the great Melon Lord.
Actually, this is much more concerning than Cave Johnson's threats. When Caroline decides to make combustible lemons, you'd best run for the nearest bunker. Such malice concealed underneath such saccharine sweetness. 😂
This woman tickles me pink. What a wonderful person.
Lore of Ellen McLain - Portal 2 Lemon Rant (as Caroline) Momentum 100
ellen is a legend
Oh my god i love herrrrr.
Good morning and welcome to the black mesa transit system
the people that disliked had their house burned down, with the lemons.
It's 2020, and I'm still waiting for the Combustible lemons
I want to be as cheerful as her when talking about burning people's houses down
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she is the administrator in tf2
Given the fact that Caroline apparently agreed with so many of Cave's ideas, it is not out of the question for her to have written the lemons rant and Cave just read it out.
"I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons! :D"
So weird hearing her normal voice, you can really hear GlaDOS in it.
“I’m the woman who’s gonna burn your house down! :)”