"Im the woman who's gonna burn your house down." Times I wish Caroline had founded A. Science instead and Cave Johnson was GLaDOS. Imagine Cave Johnson saying "Burning people, she says what we're all thinking!"
“You know what, put Mr. Johnson into my computer. He’ll be modest, say no, but you make him” “Cave, Cave Johnson, why do I remember that name? Did I kill him? Or... Oh my god.”
Okay how is it when JK Simmons, (who's turning 60 this year and could still most likely kick all our asses and then run a marathon), screams this like a lunatic, it's hilarious, but when this sweet lady reads it, it's mildly terrifying?
Plus what Galey said, Cave Johnson was going crazy from moon rocks at the time so a strange tirade is expected Meanwhile, Caroline is supposed to be more down to Earth. So if she's threatening the lemons, you better keep an eye out for an Aperture Lemon.
Does anyone realize what happens if you remove just a single syllable from Caroline's name? By removing just the "ol," you end of with "Carine," which I believe would be pronounced "Karen" ...asking for life's manager.
Given the fact that Caroline apparently agreed with so many of Cave's ideas, it is not out of the question for her to have written the lemons rant and Cave just read it out.
Actually, this is much more concerning than Cave Johnson's threats. When Caroline decides to make combustible lemons, you'd best run for the nearest bunker. Such malice concealed underneath such saccharine sweetness. 😂
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
the fact that she's so chipper about it, she sound legite excited to burn a person house down, and not like GLaDOS' inspired "YEAH"'s this sounds like a young innocent child mildly threatening to burn your entire house down, with a citrus fruit
Well this would be perfect in an alternete universe where Caroline(is it pronounced Car-o-lin or Car-o-line I know the game calls her Caroline with the silent 'e') is the founder of Aperture and Cave Jhonson is GLaDOS. Well done McLain!
Caroline sounds so cool and normal reading this, in a way that would make me want to be the Test Subject for Combustible Lemons. (I mistyped Lemons as Melons writing this... Flaming Watermelons!!! The sequel to Compressed Diabetic Watermelon! Which is the sequel to Gradually Watermelon!)
I love it how she can make anyone clap just by burping.
***** k
***** Pardon?
+Ajax Rekless what the fuck does this mean?!
***** are you ok?
***** The irony
"I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down!
lol don't mess with Ellen
BellyachesMethod she takes after cave Johnson
You are fucking underaged
@@54_MSNights this is nothing compared to tthe “OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME GUYSSSS” comment I just say on a video about woman being assaulted
@@yummedd im 2x10^3 years old shut
That's how Caroline talks on the phone with the Black Mesa administrator. xD
She'll make a combustible lemon to burn their facilities down.
@@timeddolphin3974 omg caroline is the one who caused the resonance cascade
@Matix 777 Dr Breen Black Mesa Administrator: Then might I advise you... prepare for... consequences.
She threatened to burn their house down with explosive lemons!?
@@timeddolphin3974 What if Black Mesa was an inside job?
Caroline's passive aggressiveness has always been there.
Wait. Did she say moron? Oh god, she's talking to wheatley.
:D
Hazelstar jayfeather Uh oh XD
Caroline is gonna be so "casually murderous" at Wheatley. AKA mad.
Her GLaDOS is showing!
shes malfunctioning oh no
Alternative Portal game where Caroline founded Aperture, and Cave was put into GLaDOS.
WHOA
Cave Ca--ve... WHY DO I KNOW THIS MAN?!? Did I kill him or... Oh my god.
Portal would be a whole new story
If we're doing that and swapping people around... Does Chell become Wheatly?
@@voicetale no because Wheatley is... well Wheatley
"Im the woman who's gonna burn your house down." Times I wish Caroline had founded A. Science instead and Cave Johnson was GLaDOS. Imagine Cave Johnson saying "Burning people, she says what we're all thinking!"
CaveDOS is canon in Pereptual Testing Initiative!
“You know what, put Mr. Johnson into my computer. He’ll be modest, say no, but you make him”
“Cave, Cave Johnson, why do I remember that name? Did I kill him? Or... Oh my god.”
@@LetruneInedil In Lego Dimensions, there was a cave johnson core who looks like Virgil a little bit
I need to find it on TH-cam now
That would lowkey kinda be cute
I'm dying. She's got such a sweet voice saying that.
"I'm the woman whose going to burn your house down! ☺☺"
It’s like when your mom says something unexpected
Love how casually murderous Caroline is compared to Cave
BURNING PEOPLE!
SHE'S SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING! ♥
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!!
OH LIKE THIS LADY
Okay how is it when JK Simmons, (who's turning 60 this year and could still most likely kick all our asses and then run a marathon), screams this like a lunatic, it's hilarious, but when this sweet lady reads it, it's mildly terrifying?
Because she uses the same sweet tone that a grandma would use when talking to her grandkids while baking cookies for them with a smile
Plus what Galey said, Cave Johnson was going crazy from moon rocks at the time so a strange tirade is expected
Meanwhile, Caroline is supposed to be more down to Earth. So if she's threatening the lemons, you better keep an eye out for an Aperture Lemon.
She sounds so calm with the "I'm the Woman whose gonna burn your house down, with the lemons"
And I love it so much
I like of how she doesn't reveal Caroline's last name. Wow.
+Joshua Watson She probably doesn't have an actual last name. Then again, a lot of people have speculated that she was actually 'with' Cave.
True.
There is a 'Caroline Johnson' easter egg in the credits one or two names above Charlie Brown. Yes, that's in the credits too.
Ok. I will have to find that now :P
@@therarekitty3861 there's a Caroline Müller or something like that, but... I don't think there's a Caroline Johnson...
She seems so happy about burning someone's house down 😂😂
BURN THEM TO THE GROUND MUAHAHAHAHA
That's GLaDOS for you.
GLaDOS had to get it from somewhere!
She said what we were all thinking
I WAS SO HOPING SHE WOULD SAY CAROLINE JOHNSON BUT HER CHEERFULNESS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH JUST "I'm gonna burn your house down"
i melted when she burped such a cute little old lady
Wizz Da Burrito Boy I KR I just want to hug her
Ellen: Burps
Audience: *That was an Incredible performance* Applauds Immediately
She's saying what we're all thinking!
The fact she says this so peppily makes it better
So this is why GLaDOS is so passive aggressive XD
I'm sure Cave is very proud X3
this is still one of the best things to ever happen at any convention, ever.
Ellen: Burps
Everyone: applause and cheering
Kinda gets me to realize, that GladOS really was basically just un-filtered Caroline.
Someone GLaDOSIFY this please!
+ErvinGamez I tried. It doesn't work because there's too much expression in her voice and she changes tone so often :(
PLEASE
Liam Stauffer dammit :(((
Maybe harry101uk could
Once 15.ai gets back up I could try to give it a go with GLaDOS's voice, though I may have to generate it a few times to get the inflection similar.
She's hilarious, definitely someone who would be invited to Valve!
like a tv commercial for flaming lemons.
_o-mega mart..._
@@a-s-greig O-O-Omega Mart, You Have No Idea What's Instored For You!
The delivery of that bit in such a sweet cheerful tone makes it three times funnier
This is almost funnier cheery than from aggressive Cave.
She seems like such a delightful person going through a rant
BURNING PEOPLE She says what we're all thinking
I came for the rant but I stayed for the burp
she kinda sounds like a teacher reading a storybook to a bunch of kids
how did she get through the whole game without being tired
audio editing.
The games industry pretty much functions solely on the merits of caffeine.
HASEnoncorperated best comment I ever heard today
I fear no man. But that thing...
*Caroline threatening you with lemons*
...it scares me.
"Do you know who I am? I'm the woman who's gonna burn your house down"
Caroline: the person who, no matter dark she sounds, will sound hilarious anyways. Same goes with Ellen. xD
Ellen: *burps*
Crowd: "WOOOOOOOOOOOO" *Claps furiosly*
It's nice to hear "Caroline" say more than "Yes, Sir!" LOL
Oh my goodness, she is a gem 😊❤
Ellen is so awesome :D
Does anyone realize what happens if you remove just a single syllable from Caroline's name? By removing just the "ol," you end of with "Carine," which I believe would be pronounced "Karen"
...asking for life's manager.
"I'm gonna burn your house down."
Said Ellen calmly.
it’s like passive aggressive way of selling someone something
"This is a cult" (captions)
“damn morons.. oh lemons!” were done for she went wheatley mode
thats the most happiest threat
but deadly
I didn't know I wanted this.
But now I realize of course I did. I must have.
0:55 i just love how she says this in such a happy tone XD
She sounded a lot like her turret voice when she said, "Get mad!"
That is the most passive aggressive thing ever
She sounds so happy saying this! XD
omg, I love her
The power she has to get applause from a burp
Cave Johnson's very proud of you Caroline :)
I love how cheerful she sounds
*Explosive lemon activated.*
Given the fact that Caroline apparently agreed with so many of Cave's ideas, it is not out of the question for her to have written the lemons rant and Cave just read it out.
YES! SHES SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
Skip to 0:54 for the actual rant
Either Caroline’s the sweetest thing ever, or she’s a yandere in the making
Ellen, you legend! How she just sais in such a happy voice: *I am the woman who is gonna burn your house down!*
This is perfect.
first
that's the classiest burp i've ever witnessed
Best mistake ever! Caroline, your GLaDOS is showing! (Also pssst GLaDOS has a kink for Cave Johnson's voice pass it on!)
That moment when there's that one person who dislikes...
Liss Plays 2 months after your comment and still only 1 dislike.
Duros asfdgasf I honestly have no idea if that is a bad thing or a good one. Anyways, Ellen rules ✌
10 months later and there's now 4 dislikes
Burn their houses down with the lemons!
and now we have 16 houses to burn down!
Oh my god I love her
I like how she says burn your house down so calmly it’s so scary
i love Ellen and Caroline ^^
Actually, this is much more concerning than Cave Johnson's threats. When Caroline decides to make combustible lemons, you'd best run for the nearest bunker. Such malice concealed underneath such saccharine sweetness. 😂
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
the fact that she's so chipper about it, she sound legite excited to burn a person house down, and not like GLaDOS' inspired "YEAH"'s this sounds like a young innocent child mildly threatening to burn your entire house down, with a citrus fruit
Beware Cave Johnson and Caroline because they're going to burn me house down.
Ellen is amazing. I wish she was my next door neighbor and I got to talk to her every day.
Such a calm voice for being angry.
*burps* *applause*
Shes married, to science!
Well this would be perfect in an alternete universe where Caroline(is it pronounced Car-o-lin or Car-o-line I know the game calls her Caroline with the silent 'e') is the founder of Aperture and Cave Jhonson is GLaDOS. Well done McLain!
Wow! A disclaimer from Ellen McLain-er?
It's 2020, and I'm still waiting for the Combustible lemons
An alternate universe where caroline is the ceo of aperture science.
i love ellen too much xD
The "let me speak to life's manager" didn't age well :/
This woman tickles me pink. What a wonderful person.
Is it weird that I'm a boy and I can mimic Glados' voice perfectly without a voice changer or anything?
+VelstryoxDP Impossible, it is computerized to a point.
Even in portal one with all the errors and glitches?
+VelstryoxDP I can too.
+SeribroUltimateGamer I tried to mimic the computerized parts by doing high pitch voice fluctuations, of course it's not perfect or anything.
***** You gotta listen closely and pay attention to each and every little part.
Oh my god i love herrrrr.
Good morning and welcome to the black mesa transit system
the people that disliked had their house burned down, with the lemons.
With the lemons! Made me laugh so hard
"Let me count the ways..."
COUNT THE WAYS, OOOH ONE BY ONE...
"I'm gonna get the engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" 😄
Lore of Ellen McLain - Portal 2 Lemon Rant (as Caroline) Momentum 100
I want to be as cheerful as her when talking about burning people's houses down
She really is a gem
01:08. My voice!
I am a Turret...
Who else thinks she looks like Hillary Clinton?
ellen is a legend
Caroline sounds so cool and normal reading this, in a way that would make me want to be the Test Subject for Combustible Lemons. (I mistyped Lemons as Melons writing this... Flaming Watermelons!!! The sequel to Compressed Diabetic Watermelon! Which is the sequel to Gradually Watermelon!)
I had almost forgotten about Gradually Watermelon. Now I must watch an hour long looped video, to appease the great Melon Lord.
I literally just died laughing here. I'm getting weird looks from people now!
*burp*
APPLAUSE!
"I'm gonna burn your house down with all these lemons!!!"