Throwback Thursday: The Bartender Tried To Warn Me | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @Dralyn06
    @Dralyn06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14055

    Every awesome story always starts out with “Martin and I..”

    • @watermunteconomie3938
      @watermunteconomie3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      "Martííííííííííííín", just cracks me up every time.. see clip "beetle".

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Thats because when guys go out with friends crazy shit tends to happen.

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NoraIconiq
      Women are just as bad, y'all just get away with it a lot more.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@robertalexander5892 Thats because when men do it. Its kinda expected dont know why it just is.

    • @tommiejonsson8952
      @tommiejonsson8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's actually said that himself. Well, actually he said: "all the good ones start out like that", but it amounts to the same thing.

  • @mac2696
    @mac2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12003

    Gabe: so Martin and I
    Me: oh this gon be good

    • @ishhki966
      @ishhki966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @trap3rb287
      @trap3rb287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Martin share all his good shit moments with gabe😂👌🏻

    • @CiudadanaHerzeleid
      @CiudadanaHerzeleid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Always 😁

    • @stijnVDA1994
      @stijnVDA1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Martin coming from the toilet spotting gabe with the gay dude: now the fun happens😈

    • @Clara-xl1bh
      @Clara-xl1bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yess😂😂

  • @Starblitz2891
    @Starblitz2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8093

    I lost it when he said, "Hello! Hello! Heelloo! Heelloo!" Had me in stitches.

    • @taihui8905
      @taihui8905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Make sure you watch the one titled "I found my sons son's kryptonite"

    • @avragetrinidadian3787
      @avragetrinidadian3787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hellooooooo!!!!
      Hellooooooooooooooo!!!

    • @potterfanz6780
      @potterfanz6780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But how did the story end!??

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ember_Gold thats what your mom said

    • @lolowoods3120
      @lolowoods3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Potterfanz same

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4877

    He makes jokes about his weight, but look at him. That man wears his weight like a champion.

    • @luigimedugno3775
      @luigimedugno3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Facts

    • @raven_salvation
      @raven_salvation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      True true true!

    • @gearsofwar2497
      @gearsofwar2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s confidence

    • @landobaggins4023
      @landobaggins4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that’s how you gotta do it because if you fat and don’t like being fat yo screwed- from a fat person

    • @Lil7672
      @Lil7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@landobaggins4023 or lose that weight ?

  • @Crazy_R3coon
    @Crazy_R3coon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    Best quote i have ever accidentally said was “ i get a little drunk when I’m gay” my friends never let me forget it

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It would've been better for you if you said "I get a little Gay when I'm drunk"

    • @estebancino5426
      @estebancino5426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@Buckle-Bucky Maybe the funny part is that he say it the other way around

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@estebancino5426 funniness is subjective

    • @ovo_daedae6678
      @ovo_daedae6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Buckle-Bucky Then don't say what would be better if it's subjective.

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ovo_daedae6678 I'm allowed to share my opinion

  • @TheSoundofTanay
    @TheSoundofTanay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9307

    "and then it began. The hunt..."
    tatatatatatatatatatatata

    • @JoseEstrada-zp3fk
      @JoseEstrada-zp3fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah man

    • @charleslastname8587
      @charleslastname8587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Weird as hell tbh.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JoseEstrada-zp3fk
      Please watch our 37 second Senor Leche commercial with a new Slogan for Milk. Please call or email us. Thank you. th-cam.com/video/yb7O3fXCTqg/w-d-xo.html

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yolandatracey4650
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    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charleslastname8587
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  • @NullHorrors
    @NullHorrors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10670

    "So Martin and I..."
    Me: *opens microwaved popcorn* Here we go...

    • @SkullSoldier559
      @SkullSoldier559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol

    • @sebcan844
      @sebcan844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fr tho! Also I see your a darling of culture

    • @toastszz
      @toastszz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just saw ur pfp... i see u i see u my fellow weeb

    • @kobehollowhorn4180
      @kobehollowhorn4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@toastszz XD yess my fellow weebs

    • @strawberrypocky6644
      @strawberrypocky6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I finished watching the anime a couple weeks ago, and I cried so much. T_T

  • @alphagamer1802
    @alphagamer1802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4047

    Whenever I hear the phrase “Martin and I,” I immediately know that this story is going to get interestingly good

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I saw fluffy preform and martin was there too. When it was over everybody could smell martins weed haha

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know

    • @samuelkletz6708
      @samuelkletz6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the good stories start with “Martin & I”

    • @ojarajustine1762
      @ojarajustine1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Martin and Fluffy seem to have a lot of great time as friends.

    • @Motzistick17
      @Motzistick17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    People, fans, the reason the guy started to lose weight was he either had to do that or die. Speaking for myself, I'm really glad that Fluffy is still with us.

    • @kenriches7403
      @kenriches7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You nailed it

    • @colinmcdonald2499
      @colinmcdonald2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yes. 445 is simply too much weight to carry around.

    • @chuky1120
      @chuky1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He had to lose weight after he found he has Type-2 Diabetes.

    • @leylarustamova
      @leylarustamova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly the fact that people wanted him to hold on to that weight just shows how fucked up the mentality in the US is

    • @wakcedout
      @wakcedout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chuky1120 I always figured it was something he promised his mother before she passed. I say that because after his mom died was when it looked like he was making a seeious effort to lose weight.
      So from those ques it seemed like his promise to her final wishes.

  • @clumsiiconfidant5780
    @clumsiiconfidant5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “Hello!
    HE-LLOOOO! 👉🏻👌🏻
    HE-LOOOOOOOO!
    👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻
    HELLO.”

    • @LokiGodOfTime
      @LokiGodOfTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣😂💀😂🤣🤣☠💀😂👍🤣☠💀💀☠☠☠

    • @Fdrnghppr
      @Fdrnghppr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are the real lyrics of warning people when drunk:
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👆🏻
      😮👈🏼HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼👌🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

    • @krishnayashas8360
      @krishnayashas8360 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot 👄👈👉👉👉👉👉👉👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @SwapneelMohite
    @SwapneelMohite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    The legend says, the bartender is still saying Hello...

    • @thebigscum3616
      @thebigscum3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @mr.mystery1226
      @mr.mystery1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HELLOOOOO *makes indication of sex*

    • @gewoontimm
      @gewoontimm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👉👌👉👌👉👌 helloooo 😅😅

    • @aehrlynn
      @aehrlynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HEELLLOOOOOOOO 👉👌

  • @sameerkharade7750
    @sameerkharade7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    His accent switch when saying Martin is incredible 👌🏾

  • @aliamari6089
    @aliamari6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    I just woke up and this made my day start with the thought of going to a salon 😂 thank you fluffy 😊

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You woke up at 9pm???? That's too early bro lol

    • @nathanielwiningear8
      @nathanielwiningear8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just woke up at 11 30

    • @Quaresma_Jr43
      @Quaresma_Jr43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where are you from because here is 7:31 at night

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quaresma_Jr43 so when do the sun rises there?

    • @charleston1716
      @charleston1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 12 30 what the hell

  • @Hagrits_hat
    @Hagrits_hat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    He still remembers everything even after that much tequila 😆

  • @harunanase1696
    @harunanase1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "Bro, I'll be back" *initiate Jaws mode*
    "I'll be back~" *initiate Jaws be slayin it mode*

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I like the part later when Martin says something like,”He was gay you know.”
    Fluffy,”I know. I have options.” 😂😂😂

    • @justicecanfield1381
      @justicecanfield1381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HE SAID HE WOULD COOK FOR ME! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED FOR ME? NEVER!

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Gabe knows how to get an entire room's attention with 4 little words.
    "So Martin and I..."
    *Snap of 200 people's necks as they turn to look at him*

  • @Julian4194
    @Julian4194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Gabriel: I am 16 shots of tequila in.
    Liver: Am I joke to you?

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Me: having bottle of tequila alone.
      Liver: Rly? What's next, 700 grams of fried pork?
      Me: Great idea!
      Stomach: Quits.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Lionman177 colon: Aww HEEEELLLLL NAW!

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@GhostBear3067 They never made it to colon because stomach quit earlier :)

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here, hold my beer

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so if a fifth is 750 whats 1.17ml in imperial?
      anyway. 1170ml over a litre of whiskey is my record.
      bought the wrong bottle, finished it anyway.

  • @AquaDoll34
    @AquaDoll34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "One time Martin and I..."
    Me: Stacy get the damn pop corn and get in here!

    • @sandips5120
      @sandips5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That night he was a broke back Mexican 😂

  • @teresaterry9085
    @teresaterry9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love his Woman voice! This guy cracks me up so much! Most of my friends are Mexican and are just like this. I miss them a lot!

  • @emilywhitson5443
    @emilywhitson5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5020

    It’s not a fluffy story unless it starts with Martin and I
    Edit: Omg this is the most anyone has ever liked/ responded to my comment thanks

    • @cimondebbarma7205
      @cimondebbarma7205 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @seanlauer7483
      @seanlauer7483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true Emily so true

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      On god

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, right

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @fumikagetokoyami8297
    @fumikagetokoyami8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4797

    Fluffy was so drunk he became gay for a few minutes didn't think it was possible

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      he was gay for 5 seconds when the plane got hit by lightning

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you have been never been drunk i assume

    • @fumikagetokoyami8297
      @fumikagetokoyami8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@CabezasDePescado ever been so drunk you forgot you had a drinking game at your house and took a cab home

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I am not entirely convinced Gabriel isn't Bisexual.

    • @Briskrainbow0
      @Briskrainbow0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      In all fairness, being drunk makes you REALLY friendly in some instances....

  • @manoftruth0935
    @manoftruth0935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “Martin and I”
    All his best stories start like that.

  • @TrixAnims1990
    @TrixAnims1990 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We always say "We're happy you are trying to get healthy Fluffy" but I also want to thank Martin and all of Fluffy's support to help him. You are champions guys ^^

  • @AbbyWhisperWitch
    @AbbyWhisperWitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Martin and I..."
    Me:*pours margarita* let's do this!

  • @ecclestonsangel
    @ecclestonsangel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    I see Fluffy, I dislocate a joint in my finger to click! Wish they'd let him finish the joke; it was even funnier!😂😂

  • @MrISabier
    @MrISabier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Man, Gabriel is too much. His mannerisms between straight and gay is just perfect.

  • @adamseward3567
    @adamseward3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    To everyone else, he’s Fluffy.
    To this man, he’s “Damn.”

  • @upalmukherjee1932
    @upalmukherjee1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    How great stories started in the past : "Once upon a time"
    How great stories start now : "So Martin and I"
    Edit - i made this comment 8 months ago and today I was just rewatching this and I noticed how many likes my comment has got ... Like dayyyyuuuuuum

    • @aa-jm7js
      @aa-jm7js 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      upal mukherjee. His friend Martin went off with the 2 drunk girls when he heard them talking about how drunk they were while he stayed there with the guy that was picking up on him. But, he didn't say what went on after that, like if they left the place together though. He left that part out.

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We need a "Once upon a time, martin and I" the universe might not be able to handle it though

    • @bayougirl4410
      @bayougirl4410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You win the comment section 😂😂

    • @MissVVVVV
      @MissVVVVV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true! Love it when Martin features

    • @uselessly789
      @uselessly789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why must you edit the comment and say that

  • @ellewoods1411
    @ellewoods1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love his stories so much 😂 Fluffy is the best. He's gotten me through some real hard times myself. In fact, he's helping me get through the hardest time of my life thus far. My fiance and I are coming to see you at Cross Insurance Arena in March! If it's the last thing we do

  • @rc.alexmoya
    @rc.alexmoya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    We all gotta agree, every time he says "Martin and I" its the best stories he will ever tell, and also he got us all with the "Hello HELLOO, HELLOOOO" part😂

  • @davidred1809
    @davidred1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Man I remember when you came to Detroit and was taking shots with the crowd. You went through a whole bottle of tequila plus another half! You were so drunk Fluffy! that was such a great show!

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle." That's like announcing that you're the first three-legged sheep to ever walk into Wolf Valley.

    • @nedrgr21
      @nedrgr21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Blondes' mating call

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's like you think they're not doing it on purpose. :P

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sigart Golly, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think about this one?
      ITSATRAP.JPG
      Yep, me too!

    • @donf3877
      @donf3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "How we gonna get home?" You just know they ain't gonna get home that night :) But.......... if the guy is just as drunk, he might take a 10 home.... and wake up with a 2 :(

    • @skyc7089
      @skyc7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is misogynist and follows rape culture. Just cause someone is drunk doesn't mean they consent/are asking for sex. It's so pitiful idk whether to laugh at people or cry. Period.

  • @SpaceyBrain
    @SpaceyBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gabriel, thank you for these. When I'm fighting my dark moments you help me a lot to seize the day when getting out of bed is just the hardest thing to do.

  • @andyarchibald5648
    @andyarchibald5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is a God amongst people

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    Does that mean im gay? i mean my teacher said im quite a creative dude
    I dont know maybe I'll ask my boyfriend

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nah, its just a phase. 🤣

    • @smoogieoogie
      @smoogieoogie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crowe3717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kneecapdeleter96
      @kneecapdeleter96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ToxicSkull0 XD

    • @memphoonthemississippi2554
      @memphoonthemississippi2554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes. Yes it does. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ToxicSkull:
      Wanna come over my house?, I'll let you show me how creative you are, and I will teach you alot too. We can have fun.

  • @shamanbeartwo3819
    @shamanbeartwo3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Ah, he's met the Chubby Chasers. No matter what you look like, there is a genre of hot young gay men that think you are the end-all-be-all. Equal opportunity employers.

    • @irasahara149
      @irasahara149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can't LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@irasahara149 :)) That's what we call them:)) My last bf is way bigger than Fluffy and pushing 70. And they line up. "Can I touch your Buddha Belly?" "Well, go fetch me a beer, give me a foot rub and we'll talk about it". "Okay" and off they run to do his bidding. I should just give up my gym membership and put on a hundred and fifty pounds.

  • @hussssshie
    @hussssshie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You're the funniest man alive. Period.

    • @keabonhall9046
      @keabonhall9046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Internet Explorer really unsure if this is a satire comment

    • @MegaKiba
      @MegaKiba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont know if i should be happy fluffy is getting his talent recognized or concerned internet explorer has a google account

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MegaKiba The second one. Sold my soul when Micro$oft ditched me. I'm not crying though. #StayStrong

    • @dev-nx1ug
      @dev-nx1ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you haven’t seen real uncut comedy if you think this is funny

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dev-nx1ug mv yourself to /dev/null already.

  • @louwilson0906
    @louwilson0906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gabriel, there are a lot of comedians out there trying to make people laugh, but, you are a naturally very, very funny guy. Your stuff is original, it's all you, no one else comes close to the quality of outrageous, hilarious comedy like you. What really puts you over the edge that makes you so extremely funny is your sound effects and your very good impressions of sooo many people. I really, thoroughly enjoy your TH-cam videos that I watch while working on graveyard shift. It helps me through the night. I'm a retired Military disabled veteran with PTSD and a retired Arizona law enforcement officer. I say this because your one of the very few that can make me truly laugh. I do not laugh very much when other comedians are trying to be funny on stage...especially the comedians who feel they have to be vulgar to be funny. It's a turn off for me. My wife I have followed your career from when you first started out to now and your like a bottle of wine...you have have gotten better with age. I've never been to any of your live shows, but would love too before I croak out...I'll be 70 in Sept, yeeoow!!!
    Take care of yourself and keep up the good work you do, thank you...old man Wilson, or Papa Lou from my 24 grandkids and 5 great grandkids 😎
    Apache Junction, Az

  • @bradzisaak
    @bradzisaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. My wish is for him to visit Namibia one day and perform for our people. What an artist.

  • @avragetrinidadian3787
    @avragetrinidadian3787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    You know it's gonna be good when the story starts with...
    "Marteen and i...."

  • @Greg-qh7sq
    @Greg-qh7sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don’t see size, I see humor, and this guy is full of it. Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @trivialslope
    @trivialslope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    i think i remember this one

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think I forgot this one...

    • @navneetkaushik2482
      @navneetkaushik2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayaroma1875 ya me too

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayaroma1875 I don't even know what this is from, I'm hoping I can find it later.

  • @elizabethbillingsley5534
    @elizabethbillingsley5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your "Martin and I" stories!

  • @anarkittyuwu3738
    @anarkittyuwu3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gabe:”So Martin and I”
    Me: AIGHT LESGO

  • @cakimiric5034
    @cakimiric5034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I am gay and I laughed so hard at this. Fluffy is just an amazing comedian. :D

    • @Kylejeepadventures
      @Kylejeepadventures 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Caki Miric i am too. Laughed 😆 hard too.

    • @theewelder
      @theewelder 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kylejeepadventures be gay and laff alone plz,,,,,,,,,hes awful..............look up bill burr........

    • @nobledinafuentes9462
      @nobledinafuentes9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theewelder 09 m l ñnpģo ñsá p

    • @InTheZone85
      @InTheZone85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm straight and i laughed....

    • @nicobrookswolf50
      @nicobrookswolf50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed

  • @DSSDGamingOG
    @DSSDGamingOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The hunt! Made me laugh so hard

  • @lazurinity125
    @lazurinity125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bro i was so loaded i bowed
    This killed me XDDDD

  • @Lexington-Felix
    @Lexington-Felix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He truly makes me laugh and smile every time. I am so glad he deci$ed to share his gifts with the world. There are only a handful of comedians that make me cry laughing and truly have a way with heartfelt joy. I hope he is with us forever. Much love FLUFFY! ✌🏻❤️✊

  • @shaneaudios2883
    @shaneaudios2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just literally scream when the bar tender said
    " HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

  • @diwashrai
    @diwashrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amazing sound effects and impressions.

  • @ComputerGuyAndy
    @ComputerGuyAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's not just the jokes, it's the faces, the gestures, the voices and all of it .. Right On Time!
    I'm Cryin' Kiddo,
    Thank You So So Much...

  • @jmoney6782
    @jmoney6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh 😂

    • @ZepMab
      @ZepMab ปีที่แล้ว

      True, no matter what he's hilarious and leaves you in splits

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Guys think they're smart, but girls know EXACTLY what they are doing when they scream shit at a bar like "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle!! How ever are we going to get home!!"
    Bruh, you aren't hunting, they are fishing.

    • @TacticalGamingNetwork
      @TacticalGamingNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      facts

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its been fishing all this time

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh you might be hunting the fish but you gotta hunt the fisherman.

    • @kheepsiyahisrael8606
      @kheepsiyahisrael8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Excellent point. I was standing outside the arts building on campus, and spotted a man walking up towards me. His swag had me in a trance and I could not take my eyes off him. He got closer and finer and I thought to my self he’s a keeper. He did not eyeball the girls he walked passed , and when they flirted he politely spoke. So, I decided to stay right by the door so he would have to pass by me. He did not say a word just walked on by, so I frowned and thought he got away, but he looked back, after he opened the door and sawed me frowned up looking puzzled and asked, “is everything alright, why is a pretty girl like you all frowned up,” and I said, “I am so hungry,” and he said, “I am only going to be in here few minutes, if you are still here when I come back, I would like to take you out to lunch.” Well that worked, we had lunch and spent everyday together for years..

  • @FallenOne669
    @FallenOne669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favourite part of Fluffy's shows is the way he interacts with the crowd.

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    And that was the night that fluffy lost his second virginity.

  • @jordanperalta1018
    @jordanperalta1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My question is how you remember this crap bro. 16 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU REMEMBER THIS? You’re the tequilan GOD!

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Should’ve left in the cooking part too.

  • @olafelsberry9271
    @olafelsberry9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always feel great listening to this wonderful fella Mr Gabriel

  • @elizabethbillingsley5534
    @elizabethbillingsley5534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martin is a good friend to you. ❤

  • @marthaejimenez8553
    @marthaejimenez8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    After watching this I laughed like a seal in distress. Flaps and all

  • @xKCxDreamer
    @xKCxDreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I swear Fluffy can *always* save my mood, especially if I’m mad/irritated like now. -w-✨

  • @disturbedpictures12
    @disturbedpictures12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “And that kids is how I met your father.”

  • @nelsonrodriguez9813
    @nelsonrodriguez9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bravo !! Live, love and laugh Great comedians can make you visualize their story. Gabriel is gifted. I can't wait to see your next show near me. God bless!

  • @BabyJaguar220
    @BabyJaguar220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whenever you hear "Martin and I" at the beginning of a story, you know it's gonna be good

  • @sweetsweet5205
    @sweetsweet5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In school this is keeping me alive

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *"Hello, HELOOOOO."*

  • @biriqueen2578
    @biriqueen2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fluffy, I saw you when you came to Dallas, TX in February. Seeing you as my birthday present was the best. I want to meet you!♥️

  • @pennjets
    @pennjets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always Martin! Great times, great times, great times! Lmao

  • @Mickey_Moon507
    @Mickey_Moon507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Gabriel: Gay men are calculated
    Me: lesbians are even worse. We're scared to flirt so we calculate how to flirt without talking-
    EDIT: Nice to see all the other lesbians out there agree

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's get this to 31 more likes

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now we need to get mine to 66 likes

    • @rafaelrondon4207
      @rafaelrondon4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      TIL lesbians are just teenage boys

    • @runningwolfpup1293
      @runningwolfpup1293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's about the hand movement lmao.

    • @austinslaughter319
      @austinslaughter319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Had a lesbian mistake me for a girl in highschool once. Let me tell you, never let someone get me bent over and fingered while only saying "well hi there..." once. Of course it ended when she reached for the front.

  • @meowmee6811
    @meowmee6811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can still laugh no matter how many times I've seen this! Haha

  • @watermunteconomie3938
    @watermunteconomie3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never saw this clip before damn it made laugh so hard, thanks man!

  • @rexholder2254
    @rexholder2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The man is a genius!

  • @danielle38134
    @danielle38134 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m dying over here 😂 he’s just so honest and up front with his comedy. He’s the best one out there today. 😅

  • @judisjeevan4908
    @judisjeevan4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The bartender didn't say that to Fluffy. He said it to the girls whom Martin was with😂

  • @alexanderlagman2756
    @alexanderlagman2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:34 fluffy moves like Ted the teddy bear 😂

  • @frankderuiter124
    @frankderuiter124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    found you a few months ago... Where have you been the rest of my life. You always have me dying from laughter

  • @HGKEntertainment
    @HGKEntertainment ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It tooks 3 years for me to write a comment ... He's so damn funny! 🤣

  • @nomercymashups4433
    @nomercymashups4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:40 OMFG HES THE BEST!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thecrazymonkeygamer4708
    @thecrazymonkeygamer4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the first time I saw a video of fluffy. And it is still the funniest clip I’ve ever seen. Just to be clear it was not this actual clip. It was the same clip but it was posted years ago when I first saw it. Super thankful of it

  • @cattierlobster99
    @cattierlobster99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old 😂

  • @HummingBird5713
    @HummingBird5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The channel shall be named "Martin and i " xD

  • @world4me
    @world4me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Gabe, I just want to say thank you so much for what you do! Last winter I was in a really dark place, fearing falling asleep every night crying and contemplating suicide, and to top it all my great uncle died making these emotions even harder to struggle through all of this. But your comedy shows and acts where perfect for me to fall asleep to, it gave me positive feelings in a time where I needed it most. So thank you for getting me through thoes nights Gabe!

    • @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL
      @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My old school classic, original product of USA 🇺🇸 and themself representing their mothers and family
      In god we trust with liberty and justice for all 🙏🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️❤️✅✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Amen 🙏
      Blessing guys we love you so much 🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️❤️❤️❤️😝😝😝😝🌈🌈🌈🌈🥲🥲✅✅✅ we are so proud of you 🌤🌤☀️☀️☀️

  • @roxcyn
    @roxcyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love his skits so much!

  • @valerieshepherd6823
    @valerieshepherd6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fluffy "kills it" anywhere lol xxx

  • @CxGameLol
    @CxGameLol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:17 I feel "FANTASTIC"😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:49 "Oh my God....do you work out? A little". 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @cupidscursed
    @cupidscursed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:06 is like the best *"AAGHN"*

  • @williamb6266
    @williamb6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love his monologue. Also, his facial expressions remind me of some of Dom De luis's routines.

  • @sans1493
    @sans1493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I legit out loud was saying things like red flag and hellooo like the bartender when watching this lol!

  • @Cruz1214.
    @Cruz1214. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I mean Gabriel seems like a cool dude, why should we judge him on how big he is, Now buying him lunch is a different story

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big faxs

    • @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
      @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PaperCrane78 You got a fax machine? How long have you had it and does it still work?

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 how many faxs do u need

    • @Trimaster20
      @Trimaster20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PaperCrane78 did you get a carfax?

    • @darthultor6365
      @darthultor6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evi1M4chine his body his live. Sure Its not healthy but its his choice innit

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Me: *watching this while cooking*
    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Me: *drops everything and lets the food burn*

  • @emanuelrojas2
    @emanuelrojas2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “OMG, I’m such a home wrecker!”

    • @v2blitzwing836
      @v2blitzwing836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emanuel Rojas *Slaps Face*

  • @movedon2
    @movedon2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd hug him everyday

  • @puffin20
    @puffin20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he says "Martin" though... That RT combination is so pure Mexican!

  • @paulliu1398
    @paulliu1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    when he said Hello! Hellloooo!!!!! Helloooo! I choked myself while eating lunch

  • @mellowvibe6367
    @mellowvibe6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gabriel Igelies "oh my god do u work out " I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @salem6991
    @salem6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:58 you should see a lesbian when she sees a pretty girl.

  • @anastasiaspyropoulou4017
    @anastasiaspyropoulou4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish you came to Greece. We're all crazy here,you'd love it!

  • @Nora-ox3jn
    @Nora-ox3jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE LOVE you ! please come to Vancouver! Whenever my levels of stress is high, all i have to do is watch you and I forget all, you make me laugh so hard… Thank You for all you do for all of us. Bring us laughter is the best medicine there is.