Don't Do It! | Gabriel Iglesias Gabriel Iglesias 6,48 Mio. Abonnenten 3,7 Mio. Aufrufe vor 1 Jahr Happy Sunday!!! 1.005 Kommentare c v Kommentar hinzufügen… @cv507 @cv507 vor 1 Sekunde HÄhähähh häh? $€ plätt öFF jü´$ v v @sharalakid @sharalakid vor 11 Monaten As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off! 2676 @cv507 @cv507 vor 24 Sekunden (bearbeitet) HÄhähähh pöLünDx HÄhähähh häh? $€ plätt öFF jü´$ v v
Ah, but at least some Poles KNEW the Germans were coming. One branch of my family lived in Krakow. The day after the Nazis demanded the Sudetenland, the went to a bank, mortgaged their property, bought boat tickets and emigrated to the US.
Fluffy you are so needed and appreciated in this world. I never can keep a bad attitude after watching even just a few minutes of your amazing entertainment style.
This one about the Germans has got to be one of the funniest I have ever heard. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my ribs hurt. Thank you Fluffy for being so funny
Fluffy, you are a priceless national treasure!!! Your humor always has me in stitches 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never get tired of listening to you and your stories which are funnier because you incorporate things that really happen to you!! Truly priceless and EPIC and super hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pray I get to see you at least once live!! Thanks for the laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I see this joke, I am always thinking the whole time how ironic that Fanta, a drink originally invented in 1940 Germany as a Coca Cola alternative due to trade embargoes, is popular in India. However the Indians are afraid of the Germans at the venue, then the one German who was confronting Fluffy exclaimed "they do not like Fanta". Sometimes a joke can have so much meaning behind it, depending on ones perspective.
There's something insanely hilarious about a large Mexican doing flawless impersonations of accents. Fluffy is king. Every damn time my face hurts. The Poland joke was top shelf man. That was funny shit right there.
Greatest comedian going today! You are definitely the Fluffy guy! Good to hear that you lost all that weight and are in much better health. Laughter threw unity. Keep the great stand up comedy coming.
Bro, I've seen this joke dozens of times since you first posted it. Every time, every, single, time, I crack up. You kill me. I know it's coming, and even as I fold over laughing, I find myself saying "that's messed up bro". And THAT'S why it's funny. Love your work, keep pushing boundaries
I am dutch and at some point i lived in Hong Kong and worked for a german company. There were times i couldn't even understand what they said due to their heavy accent. Had to be professional and not laugh at their accent. They were all amazing people though and i had an unforgettable and awesome time there
My dad played some of your jokes on Pandora one time when my family and I were going on a really long road trip, and now I'm hooked 🤣. That was like 3-4 years ago. Thank you for the laughs my family and I have had 😂
Fluffy is lucky he doesn’t have long hair. Happen to my mom as a kid. She had long hair and a bat flew into her head and got caught in her hair. It got itself loose after a few minutes, but the event freaked my mom out so bad that she still has a slight fear of bats.
You have to be one of the funniest man I have ever heard. You’re so awesome and I would love to,see you live. I pray great success for you always. God Bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Thank you for going to fox woods today I loved the 9:30 show and I loved how you stay extra Time love every bit of it wish I would have met you but I was in the balcony. Keep doing what you do. Hope everything go better for you have a safe trip home also hope Frank is doing well
@@leomdk939 Speak for yourself. I loved French, took 5 years of it. Did great on all the tests, passed each year with a 95. But the second I left the classroom, it was as if it all just evaporated from my brain. Two years later, I can't even say a sentence. I'm not even sure how I managed to forget 5 years when I wrote entire essays in French in the class.
@@LycanFerret You're a liar --- I guarantee you remember more from those 5 years than you do from one stand up video, which is what we're talking about, in case you didn't get it.
You have to know your audience. Humor can cut through bias and prejudice with a very sharp edge. Fluffy took a risk there and came out as he intended, funny. He knew his audience. What he is doing on stage seems almost spontaneous, but I bet a great deal of preparation, practice and thought goes into each joke. Comedy is hard.
I loved Richard Pryor, I liked the jello man bill Cosby and I also like Eddie Murphy, but you man you get the golden crown in comedy keep on doing what you're doing your the best. God loves you and so does most of the world
So excited for your performance in Knoxville this year! My mom and I love your videos and now I finally get to take her to see you in person! Keep being awesome and funny! 😊😊
Hey dude it is so hilarious that I never thought the jokes in english were really that funny until I watched your videos, congratulations for that since you're making people's lives to forget about any trouble they are facing.
Tell the truth I am an American ( Kentucky) and my husband is German ....he laughed to tears when he heard this ...We both love Fluffy!!!
y, you know who didnt laugh?
the JEWS
@@majormononoke8958 Are you attacking me because my husband is German? I don´t see you complaining about other comments with others laughing.
@@majormononoke8958 So i can`t be both, German and Jew? Think first write than Rassist!
@@racheallange2056 it's just a joke
@@zeldaconnection9945 no, it means you didn't get the joke... Take your own advice.
As a German, I bursted out into laughter 😂
That joke was on point 😂
German fucked around, German found out lol
Very cool.
I'm a German /Canadian, I was crying with laughter.
same XD
Don't Do It! | Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
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As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off!
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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve quoted *”DON DO IT- DON DO IT”* he delivered that perfectly.
I saw him live back in February and am going to see him again at the end of September. He's even better in person!
The show he’s talking bout or THIS show
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 Completely different show. I'm talking about his 2022 shows
Man, I would LOVE to go to one of His Shows !
@@michaeltheoret3842 made it to 2 of them you would love it
where?
6:05
"Yeah, felt like Poland"
I laughed hard while my brother is looking at me (I don't get it) then Gabriel answered for me
I didn't know there were going to be Russians around here. Felt like Ukraine.
@@crix_b1047 Wise men say only fools Russ ian
@@kaceyskeens4247 Oh dear me, that was indeed hilarious
Being a Pole and a grandson of the Polish Resistance Army fighter during WW2 I did snort at that, that was funny as hell:)
@@crix_b1047same for Poles in 39, 17 days later...
As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off!
Lol
Just to confirm for my own sake, that was a World War II joke right?
@@Twisted_Code yes, it was
Mah Country-humans fan ass self: God damn -3-
Ah, but at least some Poles KNEW the Germans were coming. One branch of my family lived in Krakow. The day after the Nazis demanded the Sudetenland, the went to a bank, mortgaged their property, bought boat tickets and emigrated to the US.
“I was just waiting for one of them to go FAT MAN” has me rolling😂😂
As an Indian, he second he said "and then we got to Delhi"
I knew some shit bad boutta happen... 😭🤣
This here is so true 🤣
The Berlin of India.
If shit goes down, it goes down in Delhi.
I just red your comment in Indian accent and I almost choked. 😀
😆🤣😂
@@donlove011 you know you heard Apu.
As someone from germany, this is pure gold
Fluffy you are so needed and appreciated in this world. I never can keep a bad attitude after watching even just a few minutes of your amazing entertainment style.
OMG , Gabriel this is ,and you are everything I need today . I stopped crying and can't stop laughing!
I hope you recovered from whatever that made you cry
Completely agree😂
So basically you’re crying again but for good reasons
Me too
Martin: "Don't do it!"
Gabriel: "Too late! Fluffy's pissed!"
Und Ja, that night some fat Mexican guy got killed xD
JK i love the guy...
Fluffy losing 100 pounds gave me the strength to keep on pushing to lose my weight. Thank you Fluffy, you are a miracle in this world and a blessing
Better for Gabe to lose 100 pounds than to lose Gabe.
Been a year but hey I hope your weight loss journey is going strong! 🫡
Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard like Fluffy does i sincerly love everything you do :)
Same man I was in tears
Aries Spears too
George Carlin
@@mako7054 with Mexican heritage. He’s fantastic. I love the story about Dave. His bus driver.
lol, you have to work out on your social life and frieds
I was cracking up when he said "Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it"!!
One of my favorite jokes of his 🙌🏼🤣 been a fan since I was 16
I am part German and Polish and I loved the joke. At first I was like, no he didn't just say that and then I laughed a little. Fluffy does it again.
This one about the Germans has got to be one of the funniest I have ever heard. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my ribs hurt. Thank you Fluffy for being so funny
Fluffy, you are a priceless national treasure!!! Your humor always has me in stitches 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never get tired of listening to you and your stories which are funnier because you incorporate things that really happen to you!! Truly priceless and EPIC and super hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pray I get to see you at least once live!! Thanks for the laughter 🤣🤣🤣
This man can make the BEST sound effects to illustrate his jokes. He has beat Cosby, and stepped up into Pryor and Murphy territory!
As a 6 foot German i cannot stop laughing about Lufthansa flight story xD
Is it because of the blood of-
Whenever I see this joke, I am always thinking the whole time how ironic that Fanta, a drink originally invented in 1940 Germany as a Coca Cola alternative due to trade embargoes, is popular in India. However the Indians are afraid of the Germans at the venue, then the one German who was confronting Fluffy exclaimed "they do not like Fanta". Sometimes a joke can have so much meaning behind it, depending on ones perspective.
But they do like VW cars tho xp
Life and soul of a party right here....🙄
@@arrowblue3909 kinda funny fluffy likes Volkswagen too
Edit: omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten, the most I get is like 1 or 2
I thought I was watching TH-cam not the history channel
Huh, I learned something today. Thank-you
I've been following you for years and you never fail to crack me up thank you blessings
I will second this.....
There's something insanely hilarious about a large Mexican doing flawless impersonations of accents. Fluffy is king. Every damn time my face hurts. The Poland joke was top shelf man. That was funny shit right there.
The "I felt like Poland"-Joke gets me every single time ^^ That is not only smart, it is really creeping up on you, awesome line :D
"Und release the bat!"🤣
Laughter is like a medicine.
This is the single funniest joke he has ever said, especially that "felt like Poland" joke. 😂😂😂
The tears keep coming no matter how many times I hear this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Greatest comedian going today! You are definitely the Fluffy guy! Good to hear that you lost all that weight and are in much better health. Laughter threw unity. Keep the great stand up comedy coming.
Hahaha! great show Gabriel, always killing it
Bro, I've seen this joke dozens of times since you first posted it. Every time, every, single, time, I crack up. You kill me. I know it's coming, and even as I fold over laughing, I find myself saying "that's messed up bro". And THAT'S why it's funny. Love your work, keep pushing boundaries
Right lol
¨Blood of Jews¨ made me spit my drink over the tabel and than they laugh like klingons from stare trek lol
One of the best storytellers
My jaw is sore from laughing so hard. Dang this is good 🤣🤣🤣
I have covid very bad right now in my lungs and can't laugh normally but i do what i can. Love you Fluffy. Thank you
I am dutch and at some point i lived in Hong Kong and worked for a german company. There were times i couldn't even understand what they said due to their heavy accent. Had to be professional and not laugh at their accent. They were all amazing people though and i had an unforgettable and awesome time there
Dang it ya made me laugh. Gods bless ya Fluffy!
This is like the third time I’ve watched this video in less than a year- it is Classic Fluffy Gold!!
You are an awesome comic bro. Please keep up the great shows. God knows this hateful planet needs the laughs.
Fluffy you are so sweet. You got my vote on the " blood of xxxxx" 🤣🥰
You look fabulous! I hope you feel as good as you look.
This is from at least 16 years ago.
Greetings from Germany 😉
Love your shows and especially this one. So true and so funny in a nutshell 👍🏻😂😂😂
The getting rebooked onto a German airline thing was so crazily hilarious even Fluffy couldn't help chuckling a little- 😂
I died when he said "blood of jews"🤣
So did some Palestinians.
As a german I can confirm that you are loved over here as well
My dad played some of your jokes on Pandora one time when my family and I were going on a really long road trip, and now I'm hooked 🤣. That was like 3-4 years ago. Thank you for the laughs my family and I have had 😂
I miss Mr Iglesias now I finished the series and it was amazing I LAB YA GABRIEL
I laughed so hard on the "blood of Jews" joke that I choked on my own saliva
Fluffy is terrific. Always. No matter how many times you hear it.
He felt like Poland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is one of my favorite segment of all time lmao. I love it!
I'm American, and this joke killed me!
As a history teacher, thank you Fluffy!😅
Love doing history homework as he talks about people falling history with his poland joke 😅😂
Honestly this has to be one of the most funniest jokes out there from fluffy😂
Fluffy is lucky he doesn’t have long hair. Happen to my mom as a kid. She had long hair and a bat flew into her head and got caught in her hair. It got itself loose after a few minutes, but the event freaked my mom out so bad that she still has a slight fear of bats.
batwoman origin story
HBO
0:55 this is why I love Marrteen so much, he’s the biggest nerd out of the whole squad.
I’m Mexican and I loved when he said pendejos lol so funny flufy
his voice impressions are just outclass
the bats flapping their wongs, him making sound of getting kicked JUST AMAZING
You look awesome Fluffy ! Congrats on the weight loss ! 👏👏👏👏
You have to be one of the funniest man I have ever heard. You’re so awesome and I would love to,see you live. I pray great success for you always. God Bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
I've been following you for years you've never failed to crack me up thank you God bless
When he describes the sound of bats I could almost imagine it so well that I can see the bat.
Und release the bat! 🦇
This guy has got me cracking up over every joke!!!
Omg a Bat.. I do love Strawberry Fanta Drink.. Thanks Gabriel for making me laugh.. You the Man.. AKA.. Fluffy.. :)
Thank you for going to fox woods today I loved the 9:30 show and I loved how you stay extra Time love every bit of it wish I would have met you but I was in the balcony. Keep doing what you do. Hope everything go better for you have a safe trip home also hope Frank is doing well
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16
Fluffy crossed the line and lived to tell about it.
You taught me more Spanish than middle and high school
That's because you didn't pay attention or give any effort in school. That's on you.
@@leomdk939 Speak for yourself. I loved French, took 5 years of it. Did great on all the tests, passed each year with a 95. But the second I left the classroom, it was as if it all just evaporated from my brain. Two years later, I can't even say a sentence. I'm not even sure how I managed to forget 5 years when I wrote entire essays in French in the class.
@@leomdk939 I didn't even take Spanish stupid
@@LycanFerret You're a liar --- I guarantee you remember more from those 5 years than you do from one stand up video, which is what we're talking about, in case you didn't get it.
You are a liar.
Found this to be very amusing, keep up those jokes and laughs! It sure had me laughing a few.
Laughter is like a medicine
You have to know your audience. Humor can cut through bias and prejudice with a very sharp edge. Fluffy took a risk there and came out as he intended, funny. He knew his audience. What he is doing on stage seems almost spontaneous, but I bet a great deal of preparation, practice and thought goes into each joke. Comedy is hard.
I loved Richard Pryor, I liked the jello man bill Cosby and I also like Eddie Murphy, but you man you get the golden crown in comedy keep on doing what you're doing your the best. God loves you and so does most of the world
im supposed to be doing homework but even then fluffy does not fail to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Priceless, Fluffy; PRICELESS!! 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like the germans always get left out of these jokes so I feel like they actually really enjoyed this. Shout out to international recognition!
You're a true icon for stand up comedy.
Lots of Love from India Fluffy❤️
I loved this video a lot especially when he was at the airport
Hilarious, as usual! I think our Creator loves to set you up in truly weird circumstances, just to help give you material for your jokes.🤣🤣🤣
It’s one thing to live a funny story, it’s a whole other level telling it so darned well
"I had to idea there were gonna be Germans tonight"
"I felt like Poland" 💀
I'm from Poland and this was so funny😂😂😂😂
i love how well you do the sound effects of vehicles and amiance
Where’s my German people who enjoy watching Gabriel 🇩🇪❤️
Hallo mein Lieber 🇩🇪
"Too late, fluffy's pissed." XD
Great start to my day
Eres un genio, saludos desde España
Me encanta. Si estás teniendo un mal día, solo mira Gabriel Iglesias🤣
As a german this is the funniest shit ive heared xD well done! i barly crack up so much
So excited for your performance in Knoxville this year! My mom and I love your videos and now I finally get to take her to see you in person! Keep being awesome and funny! 😊😊
I love ❤ 😍 this clip so much and this show is just so funny and cool.
I'm Polish and this is HILARIOUS! 🤣
Fluffy you make me laugh so hard, love you!
As a German I laughed really hard.
He is such a great storyteller
One of the better edited highlight reels of the week. Good work guys.
My blood is mostly German, but 100 percent American. That was funny
6:02 7:38 I'm a history nerd, this had me DYING 😂
Same 😂🤣 6:02 had me dying
can you pls explain me that poland joke...m not a history nerd..pls help me
@@sayonarasekai6397 Poland is the 1st country Germany invaded in WW2. It's what supposedly started the war.
@@sayonarasekai6397 Although I personally blame the British and French for declaring war on Germany.
Hey dude it is so hilarious that I never thought the jokes in english were really that funny until I watched your videos, congratulations for that since you're making people's lives to forget about any trouble they are facing.