Sorry it's been so long. I've been serving as a mercenary in Congo and the internet in this UN prison camp is terrible. Make sure to check out Jack Rackam's video too!
Other people: the crusades are a serious topic and shouldn't be joked about, as many people died History house productions: parry this you filthy causal
1st Crusade: The Original Game 2nd Crusade: the Reboot 3rd Crusade: the Better Reboot New Devs 4th Crusade: The Wrong Damn City 5th Crusade: Egypt is now a Holy City 6th Crusade: Ran out of ideas New Devs 7th Crusade: Egypt is now a Holy City PT. 2 8th Crusade: Jerusalem is the holy city we need to take 9th Crusade: why the hell do we still make this game
Another one would be the wendish crusades, where danish crusaders got tired of marching propper crusader armies into the slaughter and went: rebember how our anscestors were viking, lets do that again. then over the next 10 years they just raided the place until it was weakende enough to concour.
I would watch but I’m at my grandparents, ill edit this when I’m not. By the title I can tell its a good one Edit: Ok I just got back, it was a good trip btw. Good video too.
8:34-8:54: *heavily stereotypical French accent* Me> "haha,those anglo-saxons,they really think we are walking stereotypes" Also moi>*literally eating cheese and baguette while laughing loudly,with loud snorts to refill my lungs with air*
@@HistoryHouseProductions as a bilingual member of the european country with the worst english linguistic-ability (not counting your average drunk Liverpool FC Supporter from the pub),I have to agree,our accent is a comic relief to the tragedy of our linguistic situation
Please cover the Battle of Halizdor, it’s a little know battle during an even less known known Rebellion but in the end 300 rebels routed a 70,000 ottoman army. Sounds like the definition of a meme battle
8:23 9/10 times when I tell people that I'm Hungarian, I get that. It was funny... the first few times... but imagine getting it by everyone. Tho this clip did make me laugh, good job :)
You're the only channel I check for content in case I miss a notification, and I subscribe to a ton of people. Huge fan, thank you for the awesome content.
in every one of the crusades the popes look to the sky and see a bright light POPE- wow god has spoken and must want us to go on a expensive and costly conquest turns out he was staring at the sun and almost went blind. crusades 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 all the same
A Catholic: The Pope will pardon me for doing this, so I can do anything I want in the process and the pardon will cover it. A Protestant: Uhhh, Martin Luther has something to say about that...
Sorry it's been so long. I've been serving as a mercenary in Congo and the internet in this UN prison camp is terrible. Make sure to check out Jack Rackam's video too!
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Are you part of the Swedish peach corps
Because screw Leopoldville!
Now this is epic
Will you ever play some *Mein Kraft* again?
Medieval Popes: "Am I... out of touch?"
"No. It's the peasants who are wrong."
Nothing that some German politics can't fix
European leaders having issues: Blame the Peasants!
@Egg Egg egg egg Janusz Korwin-Mikke
In all seriousness though the peasants usually were in the wrong.
@@HistoryHouseProductions Hitler...
No.
The real crusade for the holy land was the friends we made along the way
That's what I'm saying
Sounds like a great youth activity over there
No, I want my damn holy sites.
Exactly
The christian friends we pillaged* along the way
Saying "We lost because they're heretics" says less about your enemies than it does about the losing side
Technically, aren’t all your enemies heretics?
Tbf wouldn’t saying “we lost because they are heretics” also imply heretics are superior to the faithful?
Other people: the crusades are a serious topic and shouldn't be joked about, as many people died
History house productions: parry this you filthy causal
An accurate description of this entire channel
This entire channel is extra history but memed on
@@HistoryHouseProductions Levity is necessary to balance out how horrible life really is.
Hey did you hear that? It's the sound of History House uploading.
Now I'm curious what sound I make
@@HistoryHouseProductions 🎺
Heard once in a decade
1:18 As a Dutch person, I saw it coming the moment they were talking about Germans and swamps.
You can see most of my jokes from a mile away
Ruhe, you wet German!
1st Crusade: The Original Game
2nd Crusade: the Reboot
3rd Crusade: the Better Reboot
New Devs
4th Crusade: The Wrong Damn City
5th Crusade: Egypt is now a Holy City
6th Crusade: Ran out of ideas
New Devs
7th Crusade: Egypt is now a Holy City PT. 2
8th Crusade: Jerusalem is the holy city we need to take
9th Crusade: why the hell do we still make this game
England is my holy city
@@HistoryHouseProductions my holy city is the Faroe island(s)
fnaf
2:47 As a representative of the dudes who have "Hermann" as a name, I must admit that our name is kinda derpy
I'm so sorry for you loss
Meme Crusades....
*My time has come*
History house and Jack rackham collab, hwll yeah.
Tax Evasion crusade, now thats one I can get behind
Libertarian crusade
IRS but medieval
Crusaders: WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU...
Byzantines: YAY! ITS THEE CRUSADERS!
Crusaders:...FROM YOURSELVES!
Byzantines:oh shit, its the Crusaders!
Ruh roh
Another one would be the wendish crusades, where danish crusaders got tired of marching propper crusader armies into the slaughter and went: rebember how our anscestors were viking, lets do that again.
then over the next 10 years they just raided the place until it was weakende enough to concour.
Yeah, that was an interesting one too!
Normal people: Man, history is so sad. We should be better.
Historians: Memes, Jack, the DNA of the soul
Accurate
Me: looking at my phone
History House Productions: uploads a video
Me: A blessing from the lord!
Glad I could be of service
God be praised
HHP: I'll be uploading today
Me: Good idea, oh Lord.
HHP: COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!
As a New Jerseyan, you are 100% correct
I was going to go shopping but it can wait, because History House Productions uploaded a new video
Jack Rackam coming out of nowhere was fkn genius
I would watch but I’m at my grandparents, ill edit this when I’m not. By the title I can tell its a good one
Edit: Ok I just got back, it was a good trip btw. Good video too.
Watch it with your grandparents lol
Lol
Its a good day when you and Jack Rack upload both at the same time
It's almost like we planned it
@@HistoryHouseProductions hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dads back with the milk guys
Sorry that I missed your entire childhood.
That master of hungary bit got me good ngl
You’re hungry?
8:34-8:54: *heavily stereotypical French accent*
Me> "haha,those anglo-saxons,they really think we are walking stereotypes"
Also moi>*literally eating cheese and baguette while laughing loudly,with loud snorts to refill my lungs with air*
French accents are just too funny not to do
@@HistoryHouseProductions as a bilingual member of the european country with the worst english linguistic-ability (not counting your average drunk Liverpool FC Supporter from the pub),I have to agree,our accent is a comic relief to the tragedy of our linguistic situation
Adding "Pope's religious magic" to my shopping list
Please cover the Battle of Halizdor, it’s a little know battle during an even less known known Rebellion but in the end 300 rebels routed a 70,000 ottoman army. Sounds like the definition of a meme battle
I'll have to look into it
@@HistoryHouseProductions thanks look up David Bek the battle isn’t easy to find but it’s led by David Bek
As someone from New Jersey, I can verify your claim is true.
Last time I was this early people where hyping up the first crusade
Yeah! You're Back!
Miss ya man
Missed you too!
@@HistoryHouseProductions awwww
I’m gonna splice in bits from Misinformed’s Crusades video so I can pretend it’s the ultimate 3-channel collab
6:00 Stedingers: *„DUDE... UNCOOL“*
We’re long overdue for a good old fashion crusade... in NEW JERSEY
Love it when you post
Love it when you comment :)
@@HistoryHouseProductions 🙂😉
This channel is to good lol btw my nation was finely mentioned (Dutch)
Glad I made it around to making fun of your people. Everyone gets their turn
Haven't heard from you in awhile. Glad you're uploading again.
History House uploading? Leeeetttttsss gooooo!
Everyone always talks about the sand crusades and always forget the glorious snow crusades up in baltics and finland :(
I was hoping to see the "let's get drunk in the south of France" crusade but these two are fine examples nonetheless.
8:23 9/10 times when I tell people that I'm Hungarian, I get that. It was funny... the first few times... but imagine getting it by everyone. Tho this clip did make me laugh, good job :)
Haha! I can imagine
I swear Anything but the first crusade always puts me in a frenzy
You and Jack are the perfect history meme couple😂
I’ll let him know that you ship it
Another meme crusades - Hussite Wars and 5 anti-Hussite crusades. All crushed by Hussites.
I actually made a video on the Hussite Wars a while back!
History House's voice is a mix of 50% historians and 50% memes
*- malaysian boi*
Thanks?
@@HistoryHouseProductions Its the perfect voice for enjoyable content.
The master of hungary sounds like a cool title .
1:01 well it may come as a shock for you but birkenstock sandals don't protect against getting your white tennis socks wet
You know. I think might be the funniest one youve done. That intro got me so bad.
Wet Germans though 😂
Glad you liked it haha
You’re doing a cool thing here, Keep it up the subscribers will come 👌
it's been months since the last time I laughed out loud at a youtube vid, thank you
Glad I could be of service!
So being a “White Christian”, wanting to be around other people like myself, makes me a “Neo Confederate? - That really is, a mean spirited comment.
You're the only channel I check for content in case I miss a notification, and I subscribe to a ton of people. Huge fan, thank you for the awesome content.
Thank YOU for watching! I really appreciate it!
Why is nobody talking about the part where he murdered new jersey by words.
Im %100 okay with old narrator sharing with new narrator ONLY if the episodes are this long
Love it
My uncles names is Hermann, im from Austria many people are named Hermann here
another crusade was to fight toxicity on the internet, but nobody survived.
I’ve been complaining to the Pope and the Tibetan Llama guy about New Jersey for years now!
There were almost as many crusades as there were Land Before Time sequels
Yay! any day with a history house upload is a good day.
It's been like months since your last upload. You did it again Connor
Hey, French Queenie was quite smart!
You might not see this but please tell me more about the peasant superstitions. I am more than just interested
They also thought that if you ate a pea at night while no one was watching you would turn invisible
@@HistoryHouseProductions more
Today I learned that the Mongols pushed the Persians out Persia with the use of flying and laser beam shooting horses.
Strange but true
...Sun-Tzu in 'The Art of War': "...use the landscape to your advantage...!"
57 views and 25 comments alongside 58 likes and NO dislikes?! classic history house productions.
Mate I love your videos keep up the good work bother
Thanks! I’m glad you like them haha
The crusades are basically a one hit band if you think about it...
lowkey
I forgot I subscribed to this channel .... Glad I did
We do a little trolling in the holy land
The king is back
in every one of the crusades the popes look to the sky and see a bright light
POPE- wow god has spoken and must want us to go on a expensive and costly conquest
turns out he was staring at the sun and almost went blind.
crusades 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 all the same
Your French impressions kill me I love your content
Thanks!
2:51
Herbert: Allow me to introduce myself
when jack rackham came up i thought i clicked the wrong video lol
I was locked in a abandoned Japanese internment camp for 76 years
😂This was a good video I hope the next one will be good
i was expecting you to talk about ''operation crusader'' during WW2
Calling Dutch people Wet Germans is gold!
Suggestion: Swag War
Real crusade is always the crusade against DIO in Egypt.
I see you're a cultured
A priest has fallen into a river in Rouen City
The title: *The Meme Crusades*
And also 7:40
Everyone: */Holy Music Stops*
Return of the king
Except there’s no epic battle scene at the end
So long to wait for another video - but a GREAT VIDEO again.
Haha! I’m glad you liked it!
What about New Jersey
The last time I was here the Byzantine emperor still asked the pope to retake lost lands from the Turks
dutch actually used to and still means german in english so pog like how in german german is deutsch they're both cognates
4th crusade: Constantinople, never forget
Tbh ur not wrong about the NJ part. As I resident I can confirm.
Glad my research wasn’t faulty
I ship Rackham and HHP. And I shall even go down with that said ship.
HE”S BACK
Yes finnaly its Been years
I cant be the only one who wondered why Hit|er was on the Thumbnail
Because German politics
@@HistoryHouseProductions 😂
Hermann literly is ,,sir man" in modern high german
A Catholic: The Pope will pardon me for doing this, so I can do anything I want in the process and the pardon will cover it.
A Protestant: Uhhh, Martin Luther has something to say about that...
I see your Martin Luther and raise you a Charles XII
I like this co op video
damn you and jack uploaded on the same day
It’s almost like we planned it or something
@@HistoryHouseProductions really did :)
He's back :D
Never stop making videos
Yay you finally uploaded but i don't know if it is just me Or your voice seems different
I put on a few extra effects when editing, so it might be slightly different
Ok man love your vids ❤❤❤
I really need someone to gif that opening with thanos
2:52
Isn't there a city in Missouri called "Herrmann"?
Burn it to the ground