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Most of the Varangian Guard at the time of the Norman conquests were Englishmen, as in Old English speakers, who were dispossessed of their lands by the Normans.
Vikings being hired as the bodyguards of the Byzantine Emperor, reminds me of when The Rolling Stones hired the Hells Angels to be their security guards! Lol
@@HistoryHouseProductions it did actually, the Altamont Free Concert on Dec 6, 1969. And they... kinda sorta... stabbed and beat a man to death, so... yeah...
Humans in the 21st century: *trying to go to Mars* The vikings who already got there 1000 years ago: *die in norse because there's no oxygen, but still laughing*
Fun fact: There is a runestone in Uppland, Sweden that tells a story about a viking who travelled to 'Grikkland' and served under the emperor before he returned home. 'Grikkland' is the name the vikings gave the Byzantine Empire, hence why Greece in swedish today is 'Grekland'.
Slight correction, the Varangian were the bodyguard to the Byzantine Throne and Imperial Family, the Hitaria were the bodyguard to the actual emperor. The Varangians were mercenaries who were paid 1.75 to 2.5lbs Gold and anything they could carry out of the imperial treasury (the Hitaria were sons of Byzantine nobles)
Interesting post-Hastings fact: While the Varangians originally consisted of Norse and Slavic mercenaries, it would later have a huge influx of Anglo-Saxons after William the Conqueror and his French Totally-Christian Not-Vikings sent them packing
Some of the Greeks still have a surname with the word Βαράγγος/Βαράνγκος contained, which means Varangian, because many of them preferred to stay in the Greek lands. Also, a Greek-Byzantine princess was incredible for these times to marry with a non-Greek, so that's why her "price" was so big. Also, considering that after that the Russians became more and more strong, along with Basil II, who made the strongest empire of late 10th and early 11th century. Because Basil was refusing to give his sister to the Russians, he demanded from Vladimir to baptize all the Russians in front of Basil and his officials
I was expecting some joke about Basil's royal nickname being the Bulgar Slayer, which is pretty metal in my humble opinion. Other than that great video mate, congratulations on becoming temporary British!
Haha! Yeah, Basil’s nickname is pretty sick. I was originally gonna have a section on Basil’s campaigns with the Varangian guard, but I cut it to save time.
"Basils sister went to live in russia and 6000 bearded barbarians replaced her" I see no issues here, a transaction was made and everyone got what they wanted
Okay this video doesn't have too much activity anymore so I hope you SEE this man. I've been watching you since last year at like 10k subs and I talked to you about the Native Americans. Not the point, the point is that you are still fucking hilarious but if you get popular like Oversimplified History or any other History channel that gets big, PLEASE DON'T become a normie like them and make bad lame jokes to appeal to the general audience. This channel is so golden and I want you to grow but at a fear... Bump me when you see this bro.
Thank you so much for the kind words! I still have to make that Native American warfare video at some point. I’ll keep trying to make funny jokes as long as I can haha! Once again, I really do appreciate your support. It means a lot to me.
They are being compared to samurai and knights, so underrated is the wrong term. Masters of Strategic warfare on the other hand, well they were able to conquer most of england without a fight, they looted Paris and yet were vassalised by the french king, and they founded Kievan Rus (supposedly).
@@HistoryHouseProductions Damn who a hundred years before that could've guessed that an unknown people from scandinavia would fight themselves in one of the most strategic positions on the mediterranean between two of the mightiest armies in the mediterranean
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Also, whoever spots the typo first will get a hug from the Keebler elf.
The most useless thing unless you want to access stuff from other countries
Finally
@shannon heraty it was probaly kept unlisted
@shannon heraty he finished the video a day before then unlisted it
Lol
Last Time I was this early Basil II was still some five year old who lost his father
let me guess his dad went to the store to buy milk
Then his mother married some random man named Nikephoros Phokas. He got a new dad, yeah...
@@yessir_ whoo😮
I can't even tell you how much I love the History House Productions Extended Universe
He showed up just in time to replace the MCU
Yes
"The vikings have an habit of showing up on places you wouldn't expect"
That is true i have found one on my closet, how did he get there?
There was one in my trunk yesterday
The same happened to me! Except that he was in Basement and instead of a Viking it was 40 dead Kids
@@HistoryHouseProductions Listen, I just needed a lift and I didnt want to be a bother! Also more stops at monistaries and less random back alleys!
A Viking was in my moms closet
The viking was in the freezer
8:34 I don't know man, there are a *lot* of strategic triangles out there.
But some are created more strategic than others
And the most strategic triangle today is the Bermuda triangle. It's quite big and strategic.
@@HistoryHouseProductions pls do one on the sikh empire
But have we considered the dorritoes triangle?
The only things than can beat the Vikings in Italy? Other Vikings, but these ones speak French.
Very Ambitious Crossover
Their cousins, the Normans
Most of the Varangian Guard at the time of the Norman conquests were Englishmen, as in Old English speakers, who were dispossessed of their lands by the Normans.
Vikings being hired as the bodyguards of the Byzantine Emperor, reminds me of when The Rolling Stones hired the Hells Angels to be their security guards!
Lol
Did that happen? That’s pretty funny.
@@HistoryHouseProductions it did actually, the Altamont Free Concert on Dec 6, 1969.
And they... kinda sorta... stabbed and beat a man to death, so... yeah...
@@croweman6515 So they just hired Vikings then?
Humans in the 21st century: *trying to go to Mars*
The vikings who already got there 1000 years ago: *die in norse because there's no oxygen, but still laughing*
And they named it Blueland.
Vikings, soldiers of fortune that have fought everywhere in europe and a bit in north africa and levant
*And North America
Treasure: Exists
Vikings: Hippity Hoppity, this is now my property.
Shiba Inu shiro suki
Me: *sees Hararld hadrada in title*
Also me: Y E S
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@@howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244 😓
@@heathdionne7717 im sorry man
@@heathdionne7717 i very very sorry
@@heathdionne7717 i feel like a dick man you rickroll me now
Zoom Intro PRICELESS XD 😂😂😂👍👍
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Join his discord in the description of the video
@@howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244 I knew that would be a rickroll
@@trtyuiop haha
I’m glad you liked it haha!
Harald Hardrada in Civ 6
Harold - Why u no have ships? U weak!
Me - Harold please we're both land locked stop declaring surprise wars
"I do not conceed, this battle was rigged."
Why does that sound so familiar? 🤣🤣🤣
The humor in this one was 🔥
I’m glad to liked it!
0:06 My teacher when he doesnt read the chat
Same
@@HistoryHouseProductions please chat my replies please 🥺🙏?
"This battle is rigged! If we count the legal deaths, we easily win!" LOL such a relevant reference!
i mean it is gonna age like warm milk but still it is hilarious
Gitmo bound very likely. But maybe he can get out before the posse arrives and share a Swiss condo with the son of Dominion's CEO while he's in exile.
I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing it was intentional
2:28 **'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Starts**
I already used that meme haha
What did you do today?
Me: well I didn't die to the English like a nerd.
Fun fact:
There is a runestone in Uppland, Sweden that tells a story about a viking who travelled to 'Grikkland' and served under the emperor before he returned home. 'Grikkland' is the name the vikings gave the Byzantine Empire, hence why Greece in swedish today is 'Grekland'.
Harold..
He attac
He defend
But Most importantly He choke when it comes to england
Shiba Inu Shiro suki
Thanks Rick very cool
Slight correction, the Varangian were the bodyguard to the Byzantine Throne and Imperial Family, the Hitaria were the bodyguard to the actual emperor. The Varangians were mercenaries who were paid 1.75 to 2.5lbs Gold and anything they could carry out of the imperial treasury (the Hitaria were sons of Byzantine nobles)
Interesting post-Hastings fact: While the Varangians originally consisted of Norse and Slavic mercenaries, it would later have a huge influx of Anglo-Saxons after William the Conqueror and his French Totally-Christian Not-Vikings sent them packing
Calling Sicily "Italy's most strategic Triangle" was enough to make me love the video
It had to be done
1:19 really hit different, huh.
Haha! Are you Swedish?
@@HistoryHouseProductions Hopefully not for long, i wish they would just give us back to Denmark already.
Super video! I applauded for CA$2.00 👏
Thank you so much!
Yay he uploaded
I missed you, History House Productions
Lmao definitely my favorite TH-cam channel. He’s not afraid to say herald is a terrible name.
This guy deserves way more subscribers
Whhaaat u uploaded ! Its gonna be a good Sunday !
The Superbowl one had me dead
He should have said “Czech? Check” that’s like the perfect opportunity
Last time I was this early the Byzantine empire still owned Anatolia
Then you arrived just in time
So that’s why we have Skype
It all makes sense now
Great job! One of the best intros I’ve ever seen, I hope to get to your level soon 🙂
1:57 - 2:01 "300" Reference?!?
You got it
The Super Bowl? Check.
As a Vikings fan, that joke gave me a laugh, thank you
WHY THE HELL IS THIS UNDERRATED
Actully Slavs ASKED vikings to rule them. It's says in Russian sources but it can be diffrent.
@Atlas aït Amazal If you read Russian chronicales you woukd see that it says that Russians asked vikings but nobdy know how it actukky happend
"Hey that guy looks Rich."
"Make him a duke."
~Some Slavs probably.
@Atlas aït Amazal I mean slavs also didn't resists bulgar leadership so i doubt the rus would be any different
@@kurzeanimation2487 I think it's really accurate that you said
Some of the Greeks still have a surname with the word Βαράγγος/Βαράνγκος contained, which means Varangian, because many of them preferred to stay in the Greek lands.
Also, a Greek-Byzantine princess was incredible for these times to marry with a non-Greek, so that's why her "price" was so big. Also, considering that after that the Russians became more and more strong, along with Basil II, who made the strongest empire of late 10th and early 11th century. Because Basil was refusing to give his sister to the Russians, he demanded from Vladimir to baptize all the Russians in front of Basil and his officials
Great vid glad to see more vids
Thanks!
I know you secretly narrate other videos damn you
this is so wholesome!
Honestly this is always the best time of the month. Just the history
I've been looking forward to this
I wonder what will be the Endgame of History House Productions Universe....
Another fun video HHP. Great work!!!
Thank you!
HHP: The most important triangle in history, Sicily
Doritos: Am I a joke to you?
Haha!
Great Video Man
Thank you! I’m glad you liked it!
I'm waiting for this guy to make a video about the Yugoslav wars
That would be a fun comment section on
How come you still have 70k subscribers you deserve more
Thank you!
We wait for your discord server history
Yep
Good Video!
Thank you!
The use of homeboy in this video is great
Join his discord server (it's in the description of the video)
Me and my mother we’re talking about this yesterday, talk about timing.
That’s funny!
My mum and me today
Isn't Harald Hardrada that badass dude who got killed in the battle of Stanford Bridge during his invasion of England against Harold Godwinson
Yep!
@@HistoryHouseProductions Didn't expect him to show up in Constantinople
Great video
Im surprised you didn't play doom music when the Bulgar Slayer was on screen
A missed opportunity for sure
I love your channel im seriously in love! no homo
I was expecting some joke about Basil's royal nickname being the Bulgar Slayer, which is pretty metal in my humble opinion. Other than that great video mate, congratulations on becoming temporary British!
Haha! Yeah, Basil’s nickname is pretty sick. I was originally gonna have a section on Basil’s campaigns with the Varangian guard, but I cut it to save time.
CONNOR! SAVE YOUR DISCORD!
Amazing video. Just one thing. You called the Church of the Holy Sepulcher Seh-pull-cher but the h is silent so it is Seh-pull-ker
Good to know
Awesome video!
Thank you!
imagine doing a war over zoom
I'm watching this video for homework and I wanna kms because it's so stressful
"Basils sister went to live in russia and 6000 bearded barbarians replaced her"
I see no issues here, a transaction was made and everyone got what they wanted
Can you do ethiopia wars in the 1800s? There’s are lots of cool things to see! Great video!
9:00 That joke is going to age horribly
It had to be done tho
@@HistoryHouseProductions true
This is Sparta!!
Wait,Harold died at the Battle of Stamford Bridge. Man Roman Abramovich must be really proud
As usual
Aswm video .
Thanks!
Im using this as learning things for
My homework 📚
Can you please do more about the Byzantins
I love your Channel man. :)
Please make a video about the Fourth crusade.
Thank you! The Fourth Crusade has been covered kinda a lot, but maybe some day I’ll make a video!
@@HistoryHouseProductions i know, but your video are mutch more funny. Im also a big Byzantine fanboy, thats why i love your channel. :)
Whats cool is the actual scandinavian translation for viking is : to adventure, or raid.
I like all.of your videos I like your sick weapon videos the most hope u can do more:)
9:00-9:27 freaking gold lmao
He will make Byzantium great again!
"includes paid promotion"
you know this guy is hustlin now
You should make a video on the Falklands War, it seems like a short war that can be put into a video
That would be good probably. Oversimplified has a video on it already though.
Okay this video doesn't have too much activity anymore so I hope you SEE this man. I've been watching you since last year at like 10k subs and I talked to you about the Native Americans. Not the point, the point is that you are still fucking hilarious but if you get popular like Oversimplified History or any other History channel that gets big, PLEASE DON'T become a normie like them and make bad lame jokes to appeal to the general audience. This channel is so golden and I want you to grow but at a fear... Bump me when you see this bro.
Thank you so much for the kind words! I still have to make that Native American warfare video at some point. I’ll keep trying to make funny jokes as long as I can haha! Once again, I really do appreciate your support. It means a lot to me.
Thank you for video sir
Tack care
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💐💐💐💐
Thank you
That Vikings and super bowl really hits low but is kinda funny
I love the battle recount.
Better than the history channel😩
Yay new video yay... yay..... *quiet noises* yay
The Vikings are the most underrated warriors in history
You spelled overrated wrong
They are being compared to samurai and knights, so underrated is the wrong term. Masters of Strategic warfare on the other hand, well they were able to conquer most of england without a fight, they looted Paris and yet were vassalised by the french king, and they founded Kievan Rus (supposedly).
Yay another upload!! Do you have a discord btw?¿
Yeah, it’s in the description
The varangian guard was very avant-garde for its time.
do the richest man in history next
Wait Wait Wait, So Vikings fought the normans, who where former Vikings, in sicily?
True. I actually made a video on the Normans a while back
And latter they fought again but this time the Varangian Guard was full of new recruits - Anglo-Saxons fleeing England after the Norman conquest.
yes
@@HistoryHouseProductions Damn who a hundred years before that could've guessed that an unknown people from scandinavia would fight themselves in one of the most strategic positions on the mediterranean between two of the mightiest armies in the mediterranean
man i love the chirstmas song
500 closest friends... Wow
That's one hell of a name that even the demon that i have summoned had a hard time.
the zoom intro was funny
Kings and generals endorsed youuuu
The biggest crossover!
"now I'm the captain": priceless.
it be nice if ye do more history videos including the most underrated caliphate ever known, the Fatimids