I was so confused and to why cloud stopped running like i kept trying to run but he wouldn't...then he went even slower until i realized "damn this superhuman fool is actually getting tired from stairs lmao"
Well, at least it isn’t as illogical as a superhuman who apparently couldn’t jump a buncha train or container obstacles, or jump to the other side between a train railroad when he and the two girls were forced to clear a path through the train graveyard rather than simply circumvent that.
In Barret's defense, he's also carrying that gatling gun he has in place of an arm, that stuff can't be light. No wonder Tifa sprinted right at the top, she's the only one who's not lugging aroung dead weight!
*Cloud starts running and so does Tifa* Barret: "HEY!!!! WAIT!!! THIS ISN'T A RACE!!! GET THE HELL BACK HERE!!!!!" *Barret starts sobbing* Can you imagine the freaking leg cramps?
EXACTLY!!! No loot or achievement almost made me uninstall lol. Especially when I figured out the reason Cloud wasnt running anymore, then slowly turned into a slow crawl. I would have been happy with a treasure box with one gil, just to acknowledge our commitment.
@@boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 And here I thought not having to fight is my reward. Not that I need exp because of the side quests including slaughtering even the mighty Behemoth.
Shinra Security Chief: "Mr President, what about the stairwell? Doesn't it need a security detail?" President Shinra: "If they can climb up 59 flights of stairs without collapsing I'll sign over the company myself."
You get a trophy for meaningless interactions with a random side character and your characters wearing all nine dresses, but not one for going up the stairs? I feel so robbed
i love how cloud gets slower. and slower and slower as he goes up. the last 10 the game MAKES you suffer as well. but didn't effect me. i was smiling the whole time. loving it.
@@julianss550 Looks like even being mako-infused fighter isn't enough to easily lug a huge sword up the stairs faster than Tifa's light martial art gloves 😆
Cloud and Tifa’s response after he said that may have been referencing that actually. Both of them were even more aggressive about it and Barret’s “Why?” only makes me believe it even more.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn I mean it's really ableist. They have a morality department specifically for things like this, and it's totally unnecessary to include that kind of slur here. So yes, I'm glad they cut it out.
If you don't know, in the original, when you get to Shinra HQ, you had 2 routes to take. Either break in and fight your way to the top, or face Po's old enemy, stairs. I am so happy they kept that in the remake!
@@idiraitmenguellet232 Yeah but considering Cloud's practically a supersoldier I doubt that sword weighs much for him especially if he's able to swing it around like a thousand times a day. Plus a normal guy like Leslie was able to carry it around without breaking a sweat.
@@whatthe9256 You're right that he wasn't directly thinking of Zack there. However, Cloud's subconscious is still traumatized, so he's reacting to the comment without understanding why. Heck, that's how you can read all of his headaches throughout the game.
Could Cloud and Tifa have their HP decreasing too? And the rate of their HP drop could be based on their stats and how much they run, meaning the player would have to relax the analogue stick so that Cloud doesn't get KO'ed for a game over on the way to the top? Oh and so that the player doesn't walk too slow, there could be a time limit that gets security on the stairs when the timer hits 0:00:00.
Love how when Tifa asks Cloud to watch Barret, he says "Copy", cause he doesnt want to repeat the request. Then when Tifa asks him to speak up, he has to say it, and Barret overhears and teases him about it, and Cloud just gets so embarrassed.
"Oh my god! So many stairs. I'd like to find the guy invented stairs and push him down these stairs, just to show him how stupid stairs are. Then his legs will be broken and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs." -Kaiba
@osama moh Lol your comment reminds me of when a buddy of mine showed me how to use a rubber band for the analog stick to let Snake climb up without sitting there and holding it
I love how the devs absolutely did not have to put detail into this, but they went all they way with the party getting exhausted. Tifa starts outpacing the two, takes a break partway through, and starts back up again. The “couldn’t hear you” interaction and the slight muffle to her voice also sells how far away she is, but that gets more labored further up. Cloud is able to run up at the beginning, but it noticeably slows down on the stairs until he goes into a jog and a walk, trying to keep his pace. Cloud, being Cloud, really wants to get this over with. If you walk near him, Barret’s animation looks like he skips parts of the stairs, then slows down to one stair step at a time. Barret is a lot more vocal and boy does he hate this.
@@omegaman255 ... Somebody needs to make a video of Cloud, Tifa and Barret getting to the 59th floor and then immediately getting karma Charged off. XD
Please keep in mind, climbing stairs for prolonged periods can become incredibly strenuous, as it uses muscles that you don't normally use. Even if you've got superhuman capabilities, it doesn't help much if you've been skipping leg day.
I just love how they show how much stronger tifa is physically, and the fact that cloud isn't a real soldier with real training. pretty sure if someone like zack who recieved proper soldier training would've lasted longer than cloud, which hints towards his true nature/self.
Even though he’s not actually SOLDIER, Jenova cells plus the fact that he swings that big ass sword around with one arm must mean that he’s pretty fucking strong.
I mean, she only has her gloves as a baggage. Cloud has this huge chunk of metal as a sword and Barret on top of being massive just by himself has a huge-ass gun for an arm.
Instead of distortion, I would've loved it if they made the band sound like they were getting tired. Like sounding slower, you hear some wheezing from the wind instruments, and so on.
By the end, the soundtrack is literally just all the band members coughing and gasping for air, with some of them actually being heard fainting and falling to the floor.
No, they nailed the effect really well. When you get panting like that, you can't hear pretty well, it's like even your ears are panting, making everything sound distorted like that, like under a bubble
Came for this stair-climbing scene, and came back very satisfied. Glad that not only the devs managed to keep this intact, but the characters talking during the climb just got much better(and while there's no VAs in the original(only dialogues), it's just as satisfying). Poor Barret lol 😂
Did someone notice Barret mentioning "A suicidal last stand" at the 49th floor? This is the same floor Zackc, who fought a suicidal last stand, spent his time as a SOLDIER and all the other members were stationed as well.
1:05 damn tifa got no chill, run fast af leaving those 2 behind, well to be fair cloud did carry a big ass sword on his back meanwhile barret with big ass gun attached to his hand
It's right for Barret to complain. I mean Cloud and Tifa are running up there weighing low and mid+ 100s and Barret is chugging up there with over 300lbs of mass! Hell yea he is going to be tired.
I was so confused and to why cloud stopped running like i kept trying to run but he wouldn't...then he went even slower until i realized "damn this superhuman fool is actually getting tired from stairs lmao"
Well, at least it isn’t as illogical as a superhuman who apparently couldn’t jump a buncha train or container obstacles, or jump to the other side between a train railroad when he and the two girls were forced to clear a path through the train graveyard rather than simply circumvent that.
@@doctorpringles12 It's game mechanics. Chill. It's just to drag the story.
Have you ever tried to run up stairs? It’s hard!
They skipped leg day obviously
Thy 72eaper Exactly. Padding over logic. Cuz why the hell not? 😒😒😒
Even the music starts to sound exhausted.
The ethereal band playing the background music only has so much stamina y’know
yep not fun in FF7 and not fun in the Remake but it is more funny the elevator is a little less funny and a bit more awkward and less safe
Daraix well you didn’t have to choose the stairs, could’ve chose the elevator. it’s meant to be a funny section and it delivered in that way.
i just played snake eater on the background worked a lot of times
What is the track playing on the backround? The clear version. Anyone?
Barret's voice acting really captures the pain of walking up a huge amount of stairs.
In Barret's defense, he's also carrying that gatling gun he has in place of an arm, that stuff can't be light. No wonder Tifa sprinted right at the top, she's the only one who's not lugging aroung dead weight!
@@eeriecode1628 7:30 if you notice barrett's was crying a little bit lol.😂
Barret with a 200 pound gun and Cloud with a 500 pound sword. No wonder Tifa sprinted to the talk. Those gloves are probably just 20 pounds of weight
@@eeriecode1628 she got boobs though, they can't be light!
@@FieryHellzGaming the sports bra helps her
"At least it's not a race..."
>game keeps track of who is higher up, like a race, by shuffling the party stats.
*Cloud starts running and so does Tifa*
Barret: "HEY!!!! WAIT!!! THIS ISN'T A RACE!!! GET THE HELL BACK HERE!!!!!"
*Barret starts sobbing*
Can you imagine the freaking leg cramps?
I lowkey got mad when barret caught up to me and passed me by a whole floor. I was trying to keep pace with tifa until cloud started walking😭
Not 4chin
Can you be first to reach the top? I ended up falling too far behind both Tifa and Barret.
@@kittykatjagirl I don't think you can beat Teef, considering she has you watch over Barret. That, and look at how fast she runs up the stairs XD
All ff7 bosses: We're the hardest bosses in the game
59th floor: Hold my elevator
Jules.
Nuts to the game's bossfights is all I can say.
"Stop the elevator"
@@Maxim.Nazarenko with tifa
@@peppergamer2643 Yes.
It should be illegal not getting a trophy for this.
EXACTLY!!! No loot or achievement almost made me uninstall lol. Especially when I figured out the reason Cloud wasnt running anymore, then slowly turned into a slow crawl. I would have been happy with a treasure box with one gil, just to acknowledge our commitment.
Original had one Elixer for your trouble. I was all like, "Where's my Elixer for climbing these stairs?!"
To me, the dialogue is rewarding enough.
@@boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
And here I thought not having to fight is my reward.
Not that I need exp because of the side quests including slaughtering even the mighty Behemoth.
*Gold Trophy: The long haul*
....there's even a friggin' counter for which floor everyone is in. mother of god....
Oh god that makes it even better
That sounds like team four star would do
It's written on the walls.
Lower Black my god, i didn’t notice that until you said it
@@lundylow And next to the character's HP/MP.
Shinra Security Chief: "Mr President, what about the stairwell? Doesn't it need a security detail?"
President Shinra: "If they can climb up 59 flights of stairs without collapsing I'll sign over the company myself."
Cloud, Barrett and tifa: *START FUCKING SIGNING!!!*
shinra: .... *Well shit....*
Rufus: Where's my company old man? I came to retrieve i- .... oops! How convienient!
Good thing for Rufus Sephiroth killed the old man before he signed Shinra over.
Tifa: You hear that Barrett..... Barrett?
Barrett: *MOVE I'M CLIMBIN THIS BITCH!*
Cloud: Guys.
Tifa: What?!
Cloud: The door’s locked...
Tifa:...
Barret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Welp.. Down we go!
Can imagine Barret just shooting the heck out of it lol
They should have put that script in the game and say Cloud was just kidding. LOL.
Quoting TFS. How original.
Poor Barret. He’s just not used to climbing stairs.
This. This is why Zack did all those squats.
Also Barret's voice acting is a 10/10 and don't try to say otherwise :P.
otherwise
Anthony Derome Beau Billingslea is better
feel the burn!
Believe me
"Let's stretch those legs!"
I came for Barret's voice actor and I was not disappointed.
Same haha
The guy really lived in the role
Ioan Andrei Busu exactly
“This *SUCKS*, I wanna go back!”
“You wanna go back down those stairs you just climbed?!?”
“...”
I fucking can’t-
The cast was one of the best parts of the game IMO.
You get a trophy for meaningless interactions with a random side character and your characters wearing all nine dresses, but not one for going up the stairs? I feel so robbed
The real trophy was Barret's voice acting
Seeing ang hearing barret struggling is the reward
Achievement unlocked: Top of the World.
@@Interfector0 I’m getting Kpop vibes
The 9 dresses trophy was easily the most tedious part of this entire game
I love that the music sounds epic in the beginning and slowly distorts as our heroes go up.
Just like in real life
Exactly. The music in this remake is so good.
they getting tired of climbing the stairs lol
And here I thought it's an audio error of some kind lol.
It remembers me to snake eater with the ladder
lol Cloud’s “But Tifa I wasn’t-“ had me dead
Dork cloud shines through!
@@Wormworttea we should officially nickname him Dork!Cloud.
He activated simp mode
Cloud throughout most of the game is like "Fuck you guys, I'm hilarious!"
Tifa is the team's mom lol
i love how cloud gets slower. and slower and slower as he goes up. the last 10 the game MAKES you suffer as well. but didn't effect me. i was smiling the whole time. loving it.
Ha same
I was on ROFLCOPTER doing this.
Bobby Rare Shut the fuck up loser.
M
@@Aereto What sound does it make?
I love that whoever was playing this actually went back for Barrett after Tifa told him to. True dedication to the character
I remember doing the same :) though at the same time, I kinda wanted to win a race against Tifa, pff, like that's possible!
@@escarche9917 maybe without that big thing on his back.
@@escarche9917In the old you could beat them both, not sure why in the remake you lose when you are literally superhuman lol
@@julianss550 Looks like even being mako-infused fighter isn't enough to easily lug a huge sword up the stairs faster than Tifa's light martial art gloves 😆
@@smokyfurby5757 True, but he is strong to carry that damn sword a lot
Cloud: Guys..
Tifa: What?
Cloud: ...The door's locked.. :(
Tifa: *sobs*
Barret: *Sounds of ultimate suffering*
I get it Machinabriged reference
LIMIT BREAK
Tifa: WE WERE TRYING NOT TO GET SPOTTED!
Cloud: (blocking in the corner)
Cloud: phew phew it's a great work out!
Barrett: shut the fuck up Cloud! Phew!
This is exactly what happened in an episode of Kenan and Kel.
That what I thought of when I did this in the game
7:30 He didnt cry when Jessie and Biggs die, he didnt cry when the plate fell and thought his daughter died. But this... this breaks a man
its more than a man can take 😭
Poor Barett.
enough stairs can break any man
"I fear no man! But that...thing? It scares me." *Focuses on Shinra Staircase*
Barret: "Gimme a suicidal last stand. At least that'd have an end!"
Cloud: [THE PRICE OF FREEDOM PLAYS INTERNALLY]
Peoples didn't play CC, they won't get it
KatlikeRider the moment he said it I was like "Ouch, don't go there Barret"
@@lilyliod1125 until he got stabbed by sephiroth in the shira building
Cloud and Tifa’s response after he said that may have been referencing that actually. Both of them were even more aggressive about it and Barret’s “Why?” only makes me believe it even more.
Those stairs look steep... *LIKE THE PRICE OF FREEDOM*
"Who the hell... Puts an evac station... Up thirty flights of goddamn stairs."
“Come on Coach...maybe the helicopter...maybe it’s made of chocolate...”
Budget sharks stealing money?
@@onefairyfan87 chocolate my ass
Cloud: Try 60
Left 4 Dead 2.😂
I just spent ten minutes watching people climb stairs
Spend those ten minutes forcing those people to climb stairs
Totally worth it
needs a 10 hour version
I spent 10 minutes climbing those stairs
@@tigerfestivals5137 both original and remake lol
They missed some of the iconic barret whining.
“Marlene, daddy miss you already “
“I don’t want to see stairs again in my whole life”
They cut out Tifa calling Barrett a retard as well, lmao
@Troutsy I mean that’s not really a bad thing, that word is much, much more offensive nowadays than it was in ‘97
@@ThatGuy-en2nn I mean it's really ableist. They have a morality department specifically for things like this, and it's totally unnecessary to include that kind of slur here. So yes, I'm glad they cut it out.
@@KinodeVGM Babies isn't a slur. Grow a pair man.
Nobody’s saying “babies” is a slur...? “r****d” is, though, and that’s the word they were referring to.
If you don't know, in the original, when you get to Shinra HQ, you had 2 routes to take. Either break in and fight your way to the top, or face Po's old enemy, stairs. I am so happy they kept that in the remake!
And the dialog too
Is it worth though? Don't you want the exp?
@@jaznightking4418 I want to take the funnier choice.
I took the stairs right and honestly I’m glad
Me too. Glad that the game kept the details.
Barret out here going through the 5 stages of grief climbing stairs. These 5 years were so worth it.
My old enemy...stairs.
We are SOLDIER, we don't use stairs
You. Win.
Hulk: AAARRRGGHH!! SO MANY STAIRS!!!
Claptrap: STAIRS!! NOOOOOOOO
I can't remember the reference
Edit: nvm its kung fu panda
Damn, Cloud's got that Mako boost, but Tifa never skipped leg day, huh...
Her master put her through ridiculous Shounen manga training everyday for like nearly a decade
Big fucking sword on the back, and he was watching over barret, Tifa id fit sure but she also carries nothing
@@idiraitmenguellet232 Yeah but considering Cloud's practically a supersoldier I doubt that sword weighs much for him especially if he's able to swing it around like a thousand times a day. Plus a normal guy like Leslie was able to carry it around without breaking a sweat.
@@NaomiTCOOKIES In the orginal tifa and barrett were tired and cloud wasn't .
@@ThatGuy-en2nn in the og, yes
I love how for Tifa this is a light workout.
For Cloud it's only 59 floors.
For Barrett it's an actual ascent into Hell.
I mean, Cloud was getting tired too
Barrett knew he’s screwed.
Cloud overestimated the stairs.
Tifa at least last longer hustling up the stairs but ends up tired too like the rest.
"Gimme a suicidal last stand, at least that has an end"
"Let's just shut up."
Barrett unknowingly triggered Cloud's PTSD and he thought back to Zack.
Oof, man, I didn't even think of that.
Cloud still doesnt remember zack at this point though
@@whatthe9256 He remembers jessie and biggs "dying"
@@whatthe9256 You're right that he wasn't directly thinking of Zack there. However, Cloud's subconscious is still traumatized, so he's reacting to the comment without understanding why. Heck, that's how you can read all of his headaches throughout the game.
And he said that when he got to floor 49, the floor Zack worked on in Crisis Core.
it'd have been funnier if Barret's HP on the lower right screen just decreasing slowly 😂
Hahaha yea
Floor 50:
Sry but your partymember just died. His Max Hp was not enough.
Pls try again.
Could Cloud and Tifa have their HP decreasing too? And the rate of their HP drop could be based on their stats and how much they run, meaning the player would have to relax the analogue stick so that Cloud doesn't get KO'ed for a game over on the way to the top? Oh and so that the player doesn't walk too slow, there could be a time limit that gets security on the stairs when the timer hits 0:00:00.
@@SeanWheeler100 Climbing the stairs mechanics, lol
This woulda been such a great touch. And you gotta run back down to his slow ass and give him a potion.
They really captured the humor of the original. Good.
Now I want to see the original
Da Arkus basically it’s same except all the characters run same speed instead of slowing down like in this one.
@@dizzyheads the original game is super funny
@@minichou New Threat mod so much more funny.
@@sonicmania6753 But doesn't Barret stop up every now and then in the original
They clearly had fun with this
Ikr! I love these trio lol
HELLO GORDON
@@whateveryousayfam5240 Gordon, I need spices
They should have used ropes
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOM!
Love how when Tifa asks Cloud to watch Barret, he says "Copy", cause he doesnt want to repeat the request. Then when Tifa asks him to speak up, he has to say it, and Barret overhears and teases him about it, and Cloud just gets so embarrassed.
Cloud even yelled at Aerith "Quit to acting like you know me before!"
@@chuannguyenvuanhSG92 the funny thing is she was right too
@@chuannguyenvuanhSG92 Without knowing that she does!
"Oh my god! So many stairs. I'd like to find the guy invented stairs and push him down these stairs, just to show him how stupid stairs are. Then his legs will be broken and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs."
-Kaiba
"his wife will leave him and go be with the guy who invented the elevator because everyone know that's elevators are much sexier than stairs!"
Hahahahaha Yoooooo you brought it back 🤙🏼😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😂😭😭😭
Classic 😂👍🏻
YGOTAS 🤣
I miss the
abridged series
"At least give me a suicidal last stand!"
You can clearly see that Cloud didn't like that on a subcobscious level.
And he says that on the 49th level, which is Zack's level. Oh the easter egg..
@@andreaghidini4884 sigh... son of a-
@@andreaghidini4884 holy cows
@@andreaghidini4884 😱
@@andreaghidini4884 NANI ?! DAMN THAT'S GOOD !
“It’s only 59 floors”
Yeah, ok Cloud, some of us can barely manage getting out of bed
Some of us can barely manage a single flight of stairs
also he gets tired anyway
Cloud: crap wrong flight of stairs we have to go back.
Everybody else: screaming in pain
Barret: *internal screaming*
@@jamesbutlerx64 Internal? Boy howdy, Barret would make those god dammn walls shake .
*proceeds to yeet Cloud over the railing.*
At that point jumping off and dying is a better option
*process to throw cloud each flight of stairs*
Snake eater ladder: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.
i play the song when climbing up the stairs in the original lmaoooo
worthy opponent? this blows the ladder out of the water lol
@@loaeterna2384 Nah this is cool, but I think snake eater's best boss, The ladder's better.
@@KoreanSpy1997 What a thrill....
@osama moh Lol your comment reminds me of when a buddy of mine showed me how to use a rubber band for the analog stick to let Snake climb up without sitting there and holding it
Plot twist: Barret's voice actor was actually on a stairmaster while doing his lines which makes the pains sound very legit
Now that I can believe.
"Another day, another struggle...
Climbing stairs is so much trouble..."
HAHAHAHA Oh Barret 😂😂😂
LOL.
John Eric Bentley did fantastic!
It sounded like he was singing blues lol, when your so tired that you start singing lmao
You could hear him crying a little bit.😂
Then you can just hear him silently crying
I love how the devs absolutely did not have to put detail into this, but they went all they way with the party getting exhausted.
Tifa starts outpacing the two, takes a break partway through, and starts back up again. The “couldn’t hear you” interaction and the slight muffle to her voice also sells how far away she is, but that gets more labored further up.
Cloud is able to run up at the beginning, but it noticeably slows down on the stairs until he goes into a jog and a walk, trying to keep his pace. Cloud, being Cloud, really wants to get this over with.
If you walk near him, Barret’s animation looks like he skips parts of the stairs, then slows down to one stair step at a time. Barret is a lot more vocal and boy does he hate this.
And the music even starts to sound tired
the indicator for each player on which floor of stairs they are on is a nice touch ;p
Barret:"This sucks. I wanna go back" (Jumps off the stairs)
Advent Children style!
But
Barret: [CENSORED]
[SeriouslyIsHeEvenBreathingHowCanYouCussThatMuchSoLoudAndHolyShit!]
(Credits role)
I love how they begin to slow down as they keep going higher. Well except Tifa, that woman was on a tear almost the entire way up.
she lighter overall, has likely built her endurance/stamina through martial art training, and doesn't carry heavy equipment on her, so it makes sense
@@zaqareemalcolm but she carried a two big melon on her body lol
@@Shiguang0913 lmao
"Who the hell puts an evac station up thirty flights of god damn stairs?"
Shinra, apparently lol
@@GenshinLover283 Shinra and CEDA.
“C’mon Coach! Maybe the helicopter, maybe it’s made of chocolate!”
Man, I miss the days of Left 4 Dead.
LOL. Exactly.
@@omegaman255 ... Somebody needs to make a video of Cloud, Tifa and Barret getting to the 59th floor and then immediately getting karma Charged off. XD
Barret and Tifa got it easy, Cloud still got that Buster Sword on him.
Barret got a giant ass gun or melee weapon lol
Tifa have double extra weight on her chest...you know...
@@faharitajulfain3415 Thats not heavy though, thats just a gift :)
Tifa got a bust, and barret have that huge gun buster on his arm
Buster sword weighs 80 pounds lol it’s like having a child on his back
Please keep in mind, climbing stairs for prolonged periods can become incredibly strenuous, as it uses muscles that you don't normally use. Even if you've got superhuman capabilities, it doesn't help much if you've been skipping leg day.
49th floor was Zack's floor in crisis core....
And that's when Barret mentions a "Suicidal Last Stand"...
@@phillipredgrave5745 holy shit
Phillip Regan Shit I didn’t notice that 😧
I didn't notice that! Damn it I pass the mention
Hmm.. kinda curious then that the sephiroth clone who lived next to cloud and tifa also had 49 tattooed on his arm.
I just love how they show how much stronger tifa is physically, and the fact that cloud isn't a real soldier with real training.
pretty sure if someone like zack who recieved proper soldier training would've lasted longer than cloud, which hints towards his true nature/self.
not just that, Zack is the SQUAT MASTER
Well Tifa works out pretty frequently judging from the punching bag in her room. Cloud is also carrying the buster sword up the stairs.
Even though he’s not actually SOLDIER, Jenova cells plus the fact that he swings that big ass sword around with one arm must mean that he’s pretty fucking strong.
Cloud is carrying the buster sword tho
Silvana Sanchez god damnit
Barret: Cloud wait... Why do i hear boss music
"what a thrill..."
What a thrill.
@@omegashinobi I'm searching through the mountains for you......
What a fear in my heart...
But you're so Supreme!
@@starbrune87 I give my life!
I can't stress how much I love Barret in this game any further.
Clouds “but Tifa I wasn’t-“ 🥺
Cloud: stops.
Barret: “Cloud, slow down!”
Jed Rhodes that killed me.
Wow even getting this comment to 100 likes didn't take as long as them going up the stairs.
Jed Rhodes 😂🤣 So funny
*slows down faster*
I just love how barret is losing his mind so much that he freaking sang in misery hahahaha
They even add the floors on the health HUD.
And get the positions swapped too
I did not notice until now...
“It’s only 59 floors.”
Only?
The gang at My Hero Academia had to climb 199 floors, so yes: *only 59 floors.*
well i mean cloud is an ex soldier so who know it is possible that he had to climb those stairs before as part of a drill wouldn't be suprised
Flying chair: Q_Q
I have to climb 3 to get to my apartment, I have to take a break between 2 and 3 XD
Barret: "Worst. Route. Ever!"
I dunno Barret, the dialogue and sheer hilarity makes up for it and this is just part of it
Tifa is such a mom 😂💖
And yet she never had a pee break like in the original.
@@Cloud_Seeker Good thing she held it in. Wouldn't want Barret and Cloud to slip.
korruption well now barret has a faster way of “going back” 🤣
@@korruption6 Actually. She send them ahead.
You gotta love how Barret and Cloud struggle through this while Tifa treats it like it's little more than a morning stroll. 🤣
I mean, she only has her gloves as a baggage. Cloud has this huge chunk of metal as a sword and Barret on top of being massive just by himself has a huge-ass gun for an arm.
@@SailorSetsuna7 Well, Tifa also has big baggages on her chest.
@@EyeStorrm At least they aren't made of metal 😂
@@SailorSetsuna7 LOOOOOOOL
Gotta love how that's different from the orginal.
I love how even Cloud gets tired from the bullshit of climbing the stairs. 🤣
When you stairs for so long even the orchestra is tired.
Instead of distortion, I would've loved it if they made the band sound like they were getting tired. Like sounding slower, you hear some wheezing from the wind instruments, and so on.
A missed opportunity
By the end, the soundtrack is literally just all the band members coughing and gasping for air, with some of them actually being heard fainting and falling to the floor.
No, they nailed the effect really well. When you get panting like that, you can't hear pretty well, it's like even your ears are panting, making everything sound distorted like that, like under a bubble
similar to sonic unleashed's worst score music ?
Yes, exactly. XD@@TrueFaceAnim
« But Tifa I wasn’t- » was so cute from Cloud. 🥺 Tifa literally has him wrapped around her fingers.
There's one thing I notice that Cloud barely show how tired he until the end.
Barret in the elevator: "People aughta use the damn stairs sometime"
Barret when taking the stairs: *quiet sobbing*
„But tifa i wasnt“ 😂
Cloud's "but mom" moment
lilshokan *in a whiny child’s voice while pointing* “But moooom! I didn’t do anything. Barret started it!” 😓😓
5:41 Trust me Barret, you do not want a "suicidal last stand"
IronSnake98 And he said it in the 49th floor where Zack used to work. 😭
Barret: Give me a suicidal last stand! At least that would have an end!
Zack: First Time?
6:50 literally broke my resolve and I was laughing so hard when Barret blurted that out my first playthrough.
Damn this brings back memories. I always take this route just for their banter and bickering.
You did it Square, you really did it.
Wait was there an option?
Isabel O yeah, i take the elevator
Man, just watching this is making me feel exhausted.
Snake Eater: No one will ever do something as crazy as our ladder simulator.
FFVIIRemake: Hold my beer.
Lol I’m already imagining “Snake Eateeeeer” while I’m climbing up the stairsXD
(Proceeds to play snake eater)
But ff7 came out before mgs
@@disgaealikerasapOG Yes, but the original didn't put any fanfare in the stair climbing sequence, just some dialogue
Sneake Eater's ladder still has the honor of being lethal, though.
I love how snippy they start getting with each other. Cloud's, "I was. JOKING." kills me LMAO sounds like siblings fighting.
And that is why you don’t skip leg day
or you mean Cardio?
Cardio.
How about we leave it at both?
Bentron88 no
Why you do Stair incline every Friday
6:51 I love how they made Barrett sound like a petulant kid and Cloud and Tifa act like frustrated parents on a road trip.
the epic tune playing while climbing up
it's a boss battle dude.
the true secret boss of ff7
“Who puts a laboratory... up 59 flights of goddamned stairs?” “Hey, maybe the laboratory.... maybe it’s made of chocolate.”
After playing the original game it is actually glade to hear personality to the characters
The voice actors, the models and the music become exahusted. I love it.
Came for this stair-climbing scene, and came back very satisfied. Glad that not only the devs managed to keep this intact, but the characters talking during the climb just got much better(and while there's no VAs in the original(only dialogues), it's just as satisfying). Poor Barret lol 😂
Did someone notice Barret mentioning "A suicidal last stand" at the 49th floor?
This is the same floor Zackc, who fought a suicidal last stand, spent his time as a SOLDIER and all the other members were stationed as well.
"Take the stairs. Hate the stairs! Rrrgghh...!"
Hulk - Endgame 2019
SoullessGamer98 "SO MANY STAIRS!!!"
@@senpie9087
That single line had me. Every single time. Haha
When Barret said "You've got to be shitting me" I seriously, genuinely felt that.
I like how they show which team member is at which floor and shuffle as someone got overtaken 😂
This scene was perfect.
I love how the more tired they get the more irritated at each other they are. Just like real life....
Barret: ''This sucks! I wanna go back!''
Tifa: '' You want to go down all those stairs you just climbed?''
Barret: ''NO S**T!
“What a thrill...” oh wait wrong game... and no ladder...
Have to eat a rat midway to replenish stamina
@@zen_7748 bring a fork for quick access
exactly what I'm thinking lmao
I love how Tifa just zoomed passes Cloud and Barrett and takes the lead.
This shit was hilarious. My gf just sat there like “so this is FF7 huh?” Lmao
Cloud: guys.
Barret and tifa: WHAT!
Cloud: the doors locked......
Tifa: 😢😭
Barret: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wish that actually happened
End of the game, roll credits
Quoting TFS. How original.
@@balabanasireti saying the same thing on multiple comments over and over again. How original.
@@collkev it's because it's a joke from "Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged"
here, i'll share you the link:
th-cam.com/video/cJ15H7paedU/w-d-xo.html
Cloud's joke flew over my head too, I did not expected it.
I'm surprised they're able to fight later with all that burn going on downstairs...
1:05 damn tifa got no chill, run fast af leaving those 2 behind, well to be fair cloud did carry a big ass sword on his back meanwhile barret with big ass gun attached to his hand
SNAKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always start with "what a thrill...." Whenever i start climbing ladders
somebody need to edit this vid to play snake eater midway to the upper floors LOL
Love it when tifa try to scold them coz of fighting and cloud was like a child trying to justify himself 😂
"You have got to be shittin' me" LMFAO!!!
I died laughing when it got quiet for like a full minute and Barret broke the silence by shouting, "THIS SUCKS!!! I WANNA GO BACK!!!"
0:22
Cloud: “It’s only 59 floors.”
Barret (and me): *WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, “ONLY”?!*
It's right for Barret to complain. I mean Cloud and Tifa are running up there weighing low and mid+ 100s and Barret is chugging up there with over 300lbs of mass! Hell yea he is going to be tired.
But Cloud's also carrying a giant sword.
They're completely exhausted, but it's good way to exercise
Jeremy Dabal I was only thinking about how many calories they’ve all burnt from this. 😂😂
4:05
Barret damn tired he hallucinating 🤣
Tifa is tired of their bs LMAO