Or better yet: turn off the dang TV, unplug the PS4 and TV, punch the tv until the it goes black, rip off the top of your PlayStation, cook it, eat it, crap it out and then BURN IT ALL UP
Poor Man's Course: Teaches you to never be stingy with your money. Standard Course: A good option, relaxes your muscles and gets them loose and limber. Luxury Course: *A S C E N D*
imagine Sepheroth is watching cloud the entire time and laughing in the back when he screams in agony. gets bored with the 3rd but then the last one comes up and he spits out his drink and is like: *well daym, guess im G@y now.* and then he laughs at how weird cloud acts after.
石宇砖 If Sephy is lowkey having that vibe, then I’m convinced that Square has become aware of the doujinshii and fan fiction that’s existed throughout the years. They know too much. 😂 EDIT: I’m currently playing through the game and yes. The previous comment was pretty much right about Sephy... and other men. I swear, guys keep “invading” Cloud’s personal space.... and I welcome it. 😂
@@rosenrot234 But he rejects EVERYONE! Cloud is probably a virgin but shouldn't be, lol. Everyone wants a piece of him, he has a massive list of choices to pick from. He's just so steeped in his moodiness (which, his attitude is a little warranted given his life events) that he pulls away from almost everyone. Well. No, that's not fair (haha...Zack...). Cloud is wanted for sex often. Few care to form an actual meaningful relationship with him first. Aerith is probably the closest he's ever gotten to a romantic attachment to someone.
@@tere-gg1776 Cloud denied hard that he had any feelings for Tifa in this game, instead becoming smitten with Aerith. Which is sad as indeed, Tifa truly cares. Someone here on this video informed me that he and Tifa share an...intimate moment on the Highwind in the original game, though I don't remember that.
This is consistent overall. Cloud gets more romantic development with Aerith in the original during Midgar and a bit after, then the focus switches more to Tifa after Aeriths death. Since we haven't gotten that far, we get only the romantic "Aerith arc", with only a brief glimpse of the Tifa and Cloud flashback at the well to show their affection. Just like in the original game. And yes, at the end of disc 2, Cloud and Tifa share a moment on the cliffs under the Highwind. However, there are two versions of the scene based on how much affection you built with Tifa. A high affection will get you a scene with an implied sexually romantic romantic between the two (with Cloud accepting her and being sensitive), which Tifa shows great embarrassment about when its revealed that Cid and Barret were watching. Low affection gets the same scene but with Cloud being aloof and Tifa only confessing to him and then some mild cuddling. She shows only light embarrassment when called out by Cid.
I just thought Madam M was a swindler. lol. I mean all the dress choices were kinda pretty, but obviously not worth the amount she was asking, albeit maybe it was a markup cuz they lived in the slums. 🤷
@@fioreolivares1638 really? in the best dress there is dialogue from and npc saying hey isnt that the most expensive dress on the market or something really similar to that
Before this game, I only ever saw Cloud in other games and media like Kingdom Hearts, Smash, and Advent Children. Safe to say, my perception of Cloud has changed drastically since then He's kind of a dork, and its honestly pretty adorable...
@@carolearnado he was pretty emo in second game dont lie to a fellow kh and ff fan lol. He fought sephiroth ok but his complete personality was still in the gutter. Now advent children that makes sense since everything that happened. But if sephiroth is still alive in any other franchise then cloud automatically has not gone through the experiences that made him the way he turns out later. Thusly in kh he shouldnt be acting as he is but does. Doesnt make the kh series less enjoyable. *shrugs* but even i can admit it didnt do cloud justice and kh is my favorite series.
Man, guys with personalities like Cloud are definitely my thing. Hard on the outside, but a big softy on the inside! There's a certain innocence there that stokes a fire in my heart!
I'm I don't mind his character but the way they wrote the story it makes me feel sad for Tifa my favorite character. Cloud pays more attention to every new female character he meets in order to forget about his feelings for Tifa and how he failed her. I mean he tries to act cool with Tifa and with Aerith he just helps her for a date. He is weird and what he did to Tifa in Advent Children in heartbreaking. I mean they shared the same bedroom, he abandons her and to make it worse he leaves a sick orphan for her to take care and leaves. Tifa deserves better...
You gotta admire the developer for being smart and a little sly to play with the idea of "hand job". Getting the message acrossed without being vulgar.
Stayed not only faithful to the original, but also made even better. I'm starting to love FF7 all over again. And yes, coming from the PS1 era where FF7 is first made.
@@Dante_Sparda_DMC Because the choice to pay is a surprise if you don't already know about it and you want to be a cheap bastard or are unwise with saving money YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED. MWAAHAHAHAHAH
@@letstalkaboutourlordandsav2476 I actually though his left hand was artificial until this scene (probably due to the bandage and the metal gauntlet thingy).
That's because it's a soft core hand fetish scene. Has sexual vibes written all over all three choices. Square made the first hand fetish BDSM too apparently. 😆
I dont mind consensually shipping him with others but yes, they leaned in hard with everyone wanting to jump Cloud's bones, lol! Nomura, what have you done to this man?!
@@tharja2489 Most everything is either consensual (this massage) or innocent flirting (Andrea Rhodea from the Bumblebee Inn...and Rufus Shinra, lol. There was some interesting innuendos during their fight! Oh, and Roche. Maybe Sephiroth as well? Most of the flirting comes from other guys, lol! I see and appreciate it, Square Enix. And of course, a little flirting from Aerith and Tifa). But Cloud IS very obviously sexually assaulted by Jessie and you're right...it's not talked about because he's a guy. After that mission where they skydive off the plate, he goes to visit her and she throws herself at him. Cloud is clearly disgusted by this and finally snaps "You're that desperate?!" It was raw anger, he wasn't trying to be polite about it anymore. I KNEW the public was going to ignore that this man had clearly been saying "No means no" but because he's guy and she's a woman, "No" doesn't seem to apply for men. She crossed the line there and because of this, I felt nothing when she died.
I thought it was a massage done by hands... Like, there are different techniques(my grandma practices massage) and... ....Wait. I think I got that you meant...
in animation, nothing is accidental. every movement of every character is deliberately choreographed. it's not like live actors where they might do something unexpected. everything an animated character does has to be intentionally programmed or drawn out or whatever
Madam M: Let's see if we can't improve your circulation. Get that blood flowing. Cloud: It is flowing, just not in my hand right now. Madam M: What? Cloud: What?
nehmee and I’ve NEVER been more complete. It’s so great to be alive as a fangirl. I have ZERO shame. 👀😌😌 EDIT: Finally got to this part of the game (I immediately went for the luxury massage. I had around 15K gil so it was all good) and I still can’t stop squealing. I had to lower the volume down my TV from Cloud’s sexual gasps and moans... still hot though.
smh at y'all glossing over how the luxury massage bit canonically establishes cloud as a noisy bottom. my man moaning even for the standard option, gay legend
2018 Me: "Wow, I can't believe we are getting Cloud Strife for Smash Ultimate!" 2020: Me: Wow I can't believe I watched Cloud Strife nut from a hand massage!"
2:40 i’m surprised that Aerith doesn’t bust in through the room with her staff and blasting some spells after hearing Cloud scream and Madam M evil laugh
That moment when the main character in a game you’re playing is forced to take a massage by a creepy lady in order to help a friend save a friend from a mafia boss
The fact that we got to hear Cloud Strife moan and see his pleasure ridden facial expressions-😳 Square knew exactly what they were doing with this scene
@@Kovugamez I played through the game twice and chose the luxury course each time 😅; this scene is so priceless, not to mention when Aerith's like "how was it?" then Cloud just walks out all dazed like "huh?"
I feel like this was a clever way to replace the subtle sexy soapland aspect of the Honey Bee Inn but give the fans something else basically as sexually heavy-handed. (lol)
Girls: we need more fan service
Developers: time to get experimental
Im so grateful this happened
You could say that the fan service is gettin outta *hand*....
@@thequacken2659 LOOOOOOL 😂 awesome
Hojo: y'all got the cameras ready right?
@Shane Douglas *yeeeeeeessss~*
Cloud goes through some weird shit for his friends.
I cant believe this shit sometimes. haha
Rex Riot shit we all did some weird shit for our friends at least once.
Rex Riot More like Cloud can’t say no to women. My friend found the perfect word. He’s pussy whipped 😂
@Kosename not during these days lol
@@SHINeeXTaeDira Cloud is a Simp lol
**Dad walks in during this scene.**
"Are you winning, son?"
brilliant!
Yes... but not in the way that you think.
Best dad ever xDDD
Ive seen that comistrip. Dear God!
Epic
Cloud VA reading the script of this scene: "I'm sorry what-"
His english VA did a splendid job throughout the whole game, in my opinion. But this scene, man this scene was gold 🤣
*cloud moans*
Me: *le gasp* you’re a bottom?! Wow!
Cloud's VA is Cody Christian in case anyone is wondering. He was really good.
@@sonofabear415 You're telling me Cloud's VA is Theo from Teen Wolf? Wow, the 13yo me would be screaming
@@yionane Sephiroth is also voiced by Tyler Hoechlin!!! (13 year old me is dying that its Derek too) 😭
Remember kids. When cloud starts moaning, destroy every speaker in the household to prevent you’re parents hearing.
Or you could just skip this cutscene
I mean, you’re not wrong-
Or just wear headphones/earphones
Or better yet: turn off the dang TV, unplug the PS4 and TV, punch the tv until the it goes black, rip off the top of your PlayStation, cook it, eat it, crap it out and then BURN IT ALL UP
@Nii Chan bruh 😂😂😂😂
Aerith: so how's the hand massage
Cloud: what hand massage
Aerith:...
Cloud:....
LoL
Suddenly tifa busts through Don's house and goes to madam Ms building and goes *"WHAT?!?!"*
Everyone know's that jessie going to slow burn to cloud what am i saying yes! 😍😍😍
Jenova: I can do better than this! Trust me, Cloud.
Sephiroth: Mother... You...
Jenova: Want some too, my boy?
Sephiroth: casts Supernova on himself.
@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б Sounds like some weird harem fanfic
I like how half of the dangers and missions are solved by Cloud being hot
"I will not help you"
- sees cloud -
"I will help you if I can sexually harass him"
@@Gamerkat10 The pitfalls of being a prettyboy
@@Gamerkat10 eyo bruh why you gotta say it like that-
@@meowzen cuz its what happens
@@Gamerkat10 ik it's just funny how you said it
the fact that you get to control aerith after makes it even funnier.
Come on you can't control a dude who just casually caressed a wall XD
The fact the way she treats you depending on the course always gets me laughing hahaha
Agree
I don't get it...
Poor Man's Course: Teaches you to never be stingy with your money.
Standard Course: A good option, relaxes your muscles and gets them loose and limber.
Luxury Course: *A S C E N D*
His get me blushing! 😳😳😳
N U T T
Luxury Course: Cloud gets high cause of his hand.
Poorman : Cloud screaming in agony
Standart : Cloud moan
Luxury : Cloud feels good
imagine Sepheroth is watching cloud the entire time and laughing in the back when he screams in agony. gets bored with the 3rd
but then the last one comes up and he spits out his drink and is like: *well daym, guess im G@y now.*
and then he laughs at how weird cloud acts after.
Funny how cloud gets sexually harassed by every woman he meets in the game
because people do be thirsty for cloud if you know what i mean 😏
"Funny."
And men too. Pretty sure Sephiroth is trying to seduce him every chance he gets
石宇砖 If Sephy is lowkey having that vibe, then I’m convinced that Square has become aware of the doujinshii and fan fiction that’s existed throughout the years. They know too much. 😂
EDIT: I’m currently playing through the game and yes. The previous comment was pretty much right about Sephy... and other men. I swear, guys keep “invading” Cloud’s personal space.... and I welcome it. 😂
you should have seen how Sephi is lusting hard for Cloud.
Poor Man's: Trauma
Standard: Standard
Luxury: Cloud develops a hand massage fetish
What actually happened if cloud says no?
Cloud develops a hand massage fetish? Who does he think he is, Kira?
Hotel: Trivago
@@NewRalfXing kira approved
@@NewRalfXing Cloud killed Sephiroth by turning Cait Sith into explosion-oriented black mage confirmed.
How touchstarved is this poor man
he was in a jar of dead planet juice for a long time so I don't blame him being starved for that
@@rosenrot234 But he rejects EVERYONE! Cloud is probably a virgin but shouldn't be, lol. Everyone wants a piece of him, he has a massive list of choices to pick from. He's just so steeped in his moodiness (which, his attitude is a little warranted given his life events) that he pulls away from almost everyone.
Well. No, that's not fair (haha...Zack...). Cloud is wanted for sex often. Few care to form an actual meaningful relationship with him first. Aerith is probably the closest he's ever gotten to a romantic attachment to someone.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley what about tifa?
@@tere-gg1776 Cloud denied hard that he had any feelings for Tifa in this game, instead becoming smitten with Aerith. Which is sad as indeed, Tifa truly cares. Someone here on this video informed me that he and Tifa share an...intimate moment on the Highwind in the original game, though I don't remember that.
This is consistent overall. Cloud gets more romantic development with Aerith in the original during Midgar and a bit after, then the focus switches more to Tifa after Aeriths death. Since we haven't gotten that far, we get only the romantic "Aerith arc", with only a brief glimpse of the Tifa and Cloud flashback at the well to show their affection. Just like in the original game.
And yes, at the end of disc 2, Cloud and Tifa share a moment on the cliffs under the Highwind. However, there are two versions of the scene based on how much affection you built with Tifa. A high affection will get you a scene with an implied sexually romantic romantic between the two (with Cloud accepting her and being sensitive), which Tifa shows great embarrassment about when its revealed that Cid and Barret were watching. Low affection gets the same scene but with Cloud being aloof and Tifa only confessing to him and then some mild cuddling. She shows only light embarrassment when called out by Cid.
Cloud: “Just give me a sec”
Aerith: “Just one?”
*HEY*
Justin Cole aerith is so innocent :3
@Matthew Stratton omg you've seen it haven't you
bruh what happened here
*S A U C E*
Huh?
I don't get it.
I heard Cloud make sounds I never thought I'd hear Officially
His the one i was looking for his like very cute person i know in this game 💘💘💘
Same....and I enjoyed it. 😗
I had to pause the game like, 5 times because it felt wrong to watch it-
@@moonrock6074 But you couldn't look away, could ya...?
Omarr McInnis lookie here, I do not appreciate getting called out like this-
2000 gil: Cloud’s price to blow up a mako reactor
3000 gil: hand massage
I need *explaintations*
Barrett got the Tifa discount
I just thought Madam M was a swindler. lol. I mean all the dress choices were kinda pretty, but obviously not worth the amount she was asking, albeit maybe it was a markup cuz they lived in the slums. 🤷
You get what you pay for
@@fioreolivares1638 really? in the best dress there is dialogue from and npc saying hey isnt that the most expensive dress on the market or something really similar to that
I love how after the 3,000 gil massage he comes out and caresses the wall.
That shit killed me 😂 my man couldn't even talk right still on cloud 9
:)
Omg i didn't even notice till you pointed it out lol
I did the 3000 gil one when I played... 😑
I'm laughing like crazy rn 😂
"Sephiroth, what are you doing with that meteor?"
"Flexing."
;LFMEWONAPFBIROVEAL
Flex-ing?
Lol
lmao
when you pay hundred gil
*madam m enters the room*
cloud: why do i hear boss music?
Cloud still gets off
@@camelpimp he got owned boi.
Game : "Activated combat mode"
Zack. : "wrong game asshole"
Even Sephiroth couldn't make him suffer like that 🤣
*persona summon music plays*
*Uses luxury course*
“First, the hand cream”
Me, who bought the standard course: *THERE’S CREAM?*
Lol, I didn't have enough money to do the luxury
I grinned every single quest and explored the map a lot, I was a rich boi
@@mtchl26 Ayy that's what's up. Grinding for XP, gil and prizes 😎
I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD AT THIS LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hand Sanitizer*
So basically
luxury: N U T
Standard: Actual massage
Poor man's: hurt
Hahaha so true
Poor man: S&M
Standard : regular normal
Luxury: uhh-huuhhh....!!
When my dad makes me work to the bone in the farm. A luxury massage even surpasses the pleasure of beating my meat or even sex
Hotel: trivago
Ain't that the truth of life
I’m pretty sure his hand is pregnant now...
LMFAO
Zelia 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got me
Ahhahahhahahahah
it already is. don't you see those bumps?
Before this game, I only ever saw Cloud in other games and media like Kingdom Hearts, Smash, and Advent Children.
Safe to say, my perception of Cloud has changed drastically since then
He's kind of a dork, and its honestly pretty adorable...
Adorkable
Why a lot of ff fans were pissed with kh. Cloud wasnt cloud he was all emo. He is such a dork and has a lot of jokes his humor isnt always obvious
@@shinko6342 So I've heard. But I never really believed it till I played this remake. Cloud tries WAY to hard to act cool
No hate for KH pls. He got better for KH2 and fought Sephiroth :(
@@carolearnado he was pretty emo in second game dont lie to a fellow kh and ff fan lol. He fought sephiroth ok but his complete personality was still in the gutter. Now advent children that makes sense since everything that happened. But if sephiroth is still alive in any other franchise then cloud automatically has not gone through the experiences that made him the way he turns out later. Thusly in kh he shouldnt be acting as he is but does.
Doesnt make the kh series less enjoyable. *shrugs* but even i can admit it didnt do cloud justice and kh is my favorite series.
Cloud : *my skin is strong enough to deflect bullet*
Also Cloud : *that woman is scares me*
Andrei Lacerda but it I am 😉
One singular bullet yes
Women can be pretty scary, who are we kidding they have their moments.
@Andrei Lacerda she looks like an oiran. xD those high class courtesans were scary....
Two meme formats in one. Sadly, both were poorly delivered...
Man, guys with personalities like Cloud are definitely my thing. Hard on the outside, but a big softy on the inside! There's a certain innocence there that stokes a fire in my heart!
Saaaaaaame
I have to agree.
I haven't the patience to dig through the layers with such a person, lol. I'd rather a Zack Fair, a sweet and loveable labrador right from the jump :)
I'm I don't mind his character but the way they wrote the story it makes me feel sad for Tifa my favorite character. Cloud pays more attention to every new female character he meets in order to forget about his feelings for Tifa and how he failed her. I mean he tries to act cool with Tifa and with Aerith he just helps her for a date. He is weird and what he did to Tifa in Advent Children in heartbreaking. I mean they shared the same bedroom, he abandons her and to make it worse he leaves a sick orphan for her to take care and leaves. Tifa deserves better...
@@anagarza8326 good point, although I haven’t watched Advent Children, I’ve seen somewhere about it and I do agree on that
Cloud has no dignity, hand holding before marriage. Pathetic.
dark zeratul pls tell me you’re joking...
@dark zeratul for some cultures its debatable... lol...
That's why he's still a bachelor
Yes he could get pregnant
Its A FUCKIN JOKE!!! YIIISSSH
You gotta admire the developer for being smart and a little sly to play with the idea of "hand job". Getting the message acrossed without being vulgar.
Brian you didn’t think of that at all when she was talking about the tip and the base in the Luxury Course?
So much for a "happy ending"
Zach Temoro And “getting the blood flowing”
Yah, Red Dead Redemption 2 took it too far with the swamp rape scene. FF7 has more class.
From the same company that brought you the "Sensuous Puff Puff" in Dragon Quest.
Cloud's va reading the script: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
_My thoughts exactly_
"[MOANS SOFTLY]"
Cloud's VA: what the fuck-
@@Aden877 THAT WASN'T SOFT, MY GUY, DUDE PUT DIAPHRAGM INTO IT 💀
@@ayyylmao101 💀💀💀
On this episode of Cloud Gets Sexually Harassed
I mean not exactly since he did pay for such services.
On this episode, Cloud paid to get physically and sexually harrassed
@@morganrakes4184 Services he was forced to pay for to get the info he wanted
this sent me
:(
Aerith: What are you doing?
Cloud: Flexing.
Aerith: Weird flex, but ok.
😂😂😂
Holy shit! You win!
To gold
It’s gonna be so heartbreaking knowing what happens to her. They don’t make girls like her anymore. Especially irl.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
The Madam M voice actor was spot on in her lines, tone, everything was spot on.
fr reminds me of Mara Junot the VA behind Evelynn from League of Legends and K/DA and Lisa from Genshin Impact
Caracter looks good
Give Sephiroth one of those Luxury course hand massages, and I bet he'd start acting a lot nicer...
I'd go to massage school for that.
Absolutely ;)
💀💀💀
Massage so good it makes sephiroth go back to normal before he went insane
He need to get laid.
After luxury massage:
Aerith: how was it?
Cloud: ...huh?
LOL
Why did I feel like I just watched P ?
@@seyconrad9757 Its better than that.
ruirengan Gold
@@KronosOGAccount I was wheezing lmao
@@jorgevictorm.salesvicandmo2389 Bruh fr though that's probably the first time he's ever relaxed lmao
The fact she managed to traumatise Cloud with just one hand....spooky lady.
U think she traumatized him? Aww u lil thing
We...We can all be glad it was just the hand right? RIGHT!?
Imagine any other part of the body 😳
So... this is why the game was delayed that much?
... Worth it
LOL XD
These little details are amaziiiing. It's awesome XD
Right? I remember reading how much reviewers praised the Wall Market segemnt...alot of it was insanely cringey for me.
Stayed not only faithful to the original, but also made even better. I'm starting to love FF7 all over again.
And yes, coming from the PS1 era where FF7 is first made.
@@GuardianOfTheHeaven Have you beaten it yet?
I stupidly went for the most expensive one and all I got from spending 3k was cloud reaching orgasm. Parents walked in at the wrong time.
F
Cloud orgasming was worth it
😂😂😂😂
That was the best part
Switch to porn....its easier to explain
You can’t tell me that Cody Christian (Cloud’s VA) voiced the entire luxury hand massage segment of the game with a straight face.
In 1996
Nomura : "i'm kinda uncomfortable drawing this"
Sakaguchi : "just do it !!!"
In 2020
Sakaguchi : "BWAHAHAHAHA"
Sakaguchi being the mvp
Yes
This wasnt in the first release....
The way his hand grazes the wall at 7:30 has me so weak I-
LMAO I JUST NOTICED THIS HDHSHD
that's the funnier part, a thing you never will be thinking about cloud. except... the clothing part
”Stress is poison to the body” man, I guess I have had poison every day.
*SAME!*
Same
I wonder why your not immune yet
Me: "the poison type pokemon"
Ok Square.... that's so naughty.
Imagine the devs laughing so hard making this scene.
@Help Me yep dont touch our fantasies gore porn in games should be allowed with no proplem
@@Chaoblahippo meh, I'd rather not my games have straight up porn lol.
Help Me gay and shit
Imagine walking into a massage parlor with a huge sword on your back
I think they weren't laughing.
Man everybody is so thirsty for Cloud in this game 😂😂
Evangeline McDowell ehhh I don’t blame them
I mean cloud is a pretty handsome guy
Richard Ly they really gave him like the ultimate baby face in remake so 👀✌️💅
If me was in the game i am more thirsty for him 💚💚💚
That's what she said xD
Cloud acting so vulnerable is genuinely kind of adorable.
Poor Man-BDSM Treatment
Normal-Professional Treatment
Luxury-Ara Ara treatment
o h y e a h
the right ara ara makes the D go ora ora
Cloud gets CBT'd.
*A U G H*
@@SarumanTheStinky Was that a mf'ing Gigguk reference?
When this game gets release on PC. Modding community is gonna explode.
I will learn to mod just for this.
I wonder what people with the free moving camera will find
Lmao 🤣
Oh mai 🤤
Someone already moded the save file so Cloud wears a dress the whole game.
Aerith: "You're acting weird, Cloud. Sure you're okay?"
Cloud: "I'm trying to act as normal as possible for someone who just jizzed his pants."
I feel like he should've lost some HP from the Poor Man's Course.
@@Dante_Sparda_DMC h a n d i c a p
Frosty3001 BECAUSE CONTINUITY, AND PUNISHMENT FOR NOT GETTING LE HANDGASM
No kidding
2:42 *When you have to do taxes*
@@Dante_Sparda_DMC Because the choice to pay is a surprise if you don't already know about it and you want to be a cheap bastard or are unwise with saving money YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED.
MWAAHAHAHAHAH
Feels kinda weird to see Cloud without his gloves on.
I am so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Lol!
That is the first thing I thought while playing this part. Like "CLOUD HAS HANDS?!" That was so weird. I didn't expect to see them at all.
@@letstalkaboutourlordandsav2476 I actually though his left hand was artificial until this scene (probably due to the bandage and the metal gauntlet thingy).
His gloveless hands make his left arm look weird with that shoulder pad...
That's because it's a soft core hand fetish scene. Has sexual vibes written all over all three choices. Square made the first hand fetish BDSM too apparently. 😆
Cloud: “Just give me a sec”
Aerith: “Just one?”
Sephiroth: "How about seven?" *wink*
7 seconds till the end of the poor man‘s course. It all make sense now...
no 😯
HAHAJAJAJAJAHJA
@@sanzuriver2959 Oh no.
@@sanzuriver2959 explain.
I’m...concerned about how often Cloud is essentially getting sexually assaulted in this game.
I dont mind consensually shipping him with others but yes, they leaned in hard with everyone wanting to jump Cloud's bones, lol! Nomura, what have you done to this man?!
No one is talking about it because he's not a
Girl
Rough life
Wasn’t this just a hand massage?
@@tharja2489 Most everything is either consensual (this massage) or innocent flirting (Andrea Rhodea from the Bumblebee Inn...and Rufus Shinra, lol. There was some interesting innuendos during their fight! Oh, and Roche. Maybe Sephiroth as well? Most of the flirting comes from other guys, lol! I see and appreciate it, Square Enix. And of course, a little flirting from Aerith and Tifa).
But Cloud IS very obviously sexually assaulted by Jessie and you're right...it's not talked about because he's a guy. After that mission where they skydive off the plate, he goes to visit her and she throws herself at him. Cloud is clearly disgusted by this and finally snaps "You're that desperate?!" It was raw anger, he wasn't trying to be polite about it anymore. I KNEW the public was going to ignore that this man had clearly been saying "No means no" but because he's guy and she's a woman, "No" doesn't seem to apply for men. She crossed the line there and because of this, I felt nothing when she died.
I just watched a man moan by getting his fingers touched.
Don’t worry there is actually a fetish that guys like were girls are the ones who take initiative so don’t worry
Welp, it's not only his fingers that were touched there, hence the moan.
Dio Brando talk about sensitive
For some reason that was hot
The Japanese version is something lol
Cloud's VA: It says 'cry from pleasure.' Why?
Director: Hand massage.
Cloud's VA: What?
Director: *HAND MASSAGE.*
Lol. I feel bad for Cody Christian.😂
😂😂😂
Aerith '' How was it?''
Cloud '' It's a good thing I was behind a curtain or this Game would get cancelled''
XD!!!!!!!!
It took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that “hand massage” literally meant massaging the hand.
Immediately understood it when I read it...still didn't stop me from realizing all the hilarious imolications. 😉
@@arnowisp6244 Screw the internet for perverting the original pureness :V
Claker Se The only pure here is Aerith 😕
I thought it was a massage done by hands... Like, there are different techniques(my grandma practices massage) and...
....Wait. I think I got that you meant...
You and me both lol
6:22 no way that shot is accidental
nah vro im sure it wasnt
I-
Aaah, suggestive scenes. All must learn...
It’s not
in animation, nothing is accidental. every movement of every character is deliberately choreographed. it's not like live actors where they might do something unexpected. everything an animated character does has to be intentionally programmed or drawn out or whatever
Madam M: Let's see if we can't improve your circulation. Get that blood flowing.
Cloud: It is flowing, just not in my hand right now.
Madam M: What?
Cloud: What?
Oh lord
MY INNOCENCE!!!!
Uh... you uh, learn a new magic skill Cloud?
Cuz I didn't know you could make lower parts levitate...
@@LeBeau_42 Kek
This got me laughing out loud omg i’m not pure anymore
Never thought I would hear Cloud moaning
I'm so glad I can live to say I did
That's the BEST thing I hear
cloud is messing with my heterosexual
If I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes, I wouldn't have believed it
nehmee and I’ve NEVER been more complete. It’s so great to be alive as a fangirl. I have ZERO shame. 👀😌😌
EDIT: Finally got to this part of the game (I immediately went for the luxury massage. I had around 15K gil so it was all good) and I still can’t stop squealing. I had to lower the volume down my TV from Cloud’s sexual gasps and moans... still hot though.
Istg when Madam M went "let's start....with the tips...."
Like,.. *TIPSOFWHAT*
EXACTLY
Then the BASE...really
And it only took the devs one hand to create this section of the game..
*Somewhere in a dark secluded room illuminated by a single computer monitor*
Doujinshi Artists: *Intense scribbling*
well, the don corneo part is a doujin thing (the gas one)
@@valentds I never got why doujin artists are so obsessed with the thought of Don Corneo and Tifa
@@therighteously8454 because of the “ugly bastard” vibe Corneo gives off
@@CrasherX2000 There is enough Don Corneo hentai for a lifetime. It's completely turned me off from the Tifa Lockheart tag on nhentai.
@@therighteously8454 _I don’t blame ya_
3000, I guess....you could could say he's on.....
_Cloud 9_
it's a league of legends quote?
@@valentds "on cloud nine" is a phrase that means said person is in a state of bliss. The league team C9 is named after it.
Alright this got me
You mean... in Seventh Heaven
smh at y'all glossing over how the luxury massage bit canonically establishes cloud as a noisy bottom. my man moaning even for the standard option, gay legend
Yeah you GET IT
I'm fucking done
Indeed
I'm here for this comment because it is the truth
PREACH
"Get that blood flowing"
Oh trust me, it's flowing alright
That must've been so damn awkward in the recording studio.
Why my mom never walk in during the cool fight scenes but she come to see if I want food while this is happening????
Its Mom radar dude.
"Bing bing bing something lude is going on in there better check"
@Mckenna Beyer DAMN YOU METTATON 💀
"You okay?"
"i think i just lose my hand virginity"
I lost that to myself.
John Strelley bruh 💀
I seriously lmao at these hand massages. They did a great job when doing these vids. Lmao.
_ Meta _ true I almost had a erection
Or *I... I think my girlfriend is a lesbian now*
Sephiroth couldn’t get Cloud to scream in pain like that and Tifa couldn’t get Cloud to moan like that.
We still haven't played future parts so we don't know that yet LOL
cloud is a bottom
@@juice3287 Imagine Tifa dominating Cloud
@@StarboyXL9 ahem 🤭🤭🤭
"Tifa couldn't get Cloud to moan like that" Man, i'm too innocent for that line :v
Someone at Square is into this.
yeah someone called yoshikage Kira
That bastard probably sneezed hella hard when you said that.
it's called japan. female-like sexy gay mans and futa girls are the order of the day
@@valentds The term is “bishounen” 😒
2018
Me: "Wow, I can't believe we are getting Cloud Strife for Smash Ultimate!"
2020:
Me: Wow I can't believe I watched Cloud Strife nut from a hand massage!"
cloud has a hand fetish now
and aerith has a forced feminization kink now
What?
Estelle Sperro I wonder what 2022 would be for him..? 🤔
His making me blushing very hard! 💚💚💚
@@MrKnaives that's the joke.
people are def gonna mine the game and take these audio clips. use them for evil. i support these people, get to work
People should not use these for evil! They should be made into asmr videos!😬😄🙃
I found one for the Japanese voice of cloud 👀
I mean, they already did that with Tifa and Aerith.
So this is how Cloud Strife lost his virginity
SuperHaoken tifa: you look stiff cloud want a massage?
Cloud:* gives her his hand *
Tifa: Wha?
hand jobs don't count lol
XD
Provided you did a Luxury Massage
Was expecting a Jojo reference for a moment there...
Square didn't delay the game. They had to get clearance for gratuitous
U N P R O T E C T E D
H A N D
H O L D I N G
Disgusting degenerates
H E R E S Y
*that's fucking illegal*
How _lewd_
**im calling jesus.**
Love the fact that we switch to Aerith and see Cloud’s reaction
2:40 i’m surprised that Aerith doesn’t bust in through the room with her staff and blasting some spells after hearing Cloud scream and Madam M evil laugh
You speak as if Aerith isn't a dom herself
Jonh Some we will never know what is under Aerith exterior
Jonh Some It is ALWAYS the soft girls who turn out to be the biggest doms. Always.
@@xTwilightWolvesx and girls like Jessie are actually the subs in the sheets kek
@@Beardactal all females in this game are doms
Cloud's totally-not-afterglow is the part that really gets me. XD
People roasting Cloud is like bunch of degenerates roasting a Cute Prince.
Cloud sounds so high after the luxury massage
That's just post-bust clarity kicking in, poor guy probably doesn't even know what that is.
It's literally a handjob! How could he resist?
It's even funnier if you imagine that Aerith is listening this from outside, with all the sounds and stuff.
Aerith: What are you doing?
Cloud: ...Flexing...
One of the biggest flexes in video games
50 shades of Cloud.
i would buy that book and watch that movie
here's your 50th Likes
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
How about 50 Shades of Sephiroth? Hehehe!
"The strong firm hands of a fighter",
yeah, you're right, I would also have missed that little blade he carries on his back
Time traveler: You can go back and show people one cutscene from FF7 remake
Me: *H A N D M A S S A G E*
Make sure to show them the luxury cutscene 😏
This is basically:
3000: BJ
1000: HJ
100: rough and aggressive HJ
1000 more like rough and 100 more like foot kicking if u ask me
Exactly XD
Absolutely LEWD. These guys certainly know their audience.
Cloud can get hit with meteors ,attacks from gods , struck by every element known to man but can’t handle and a hand massage
*cloud starts moaning*
me: what the actual f-
also me: oh god i'm glad i bought that game :')
same
Im grateful for this game lol
Now I know why FF7 fans want a remake...
It was always a harem
FF fans are weirdos
@@benjaminlquinlan8702 Only before they took away your choices and forced you into a pairing with Tifa.
Wallace Sousuke Why? Because you can’t handle it?
:Feral I'm going to destroy you Cloud.
:Cloud 4:06 4:07 - 4:14 - 4:22 6:11 - 6:12 6:27 6:51 - 6:57
God, thank you so much for these time stmps
Literally doing the fucking work of God
I hope you're living your best life, God bless you
love u
SquareENIX, YOU KEPT THE GAME HELD BACK BECAUSE OF THIS?!
......I love this company.
This, the Hell House, and Cloud’s dance sequence, yes. ^__^
My dad walked in on me playing and I had just chose the Luxury Massage without knowing what to expect....
@Shane Douglas Asking the real questions. I would also like to know.
Me too bruh...Except..he enjoys watching this and turns max volume
Jacob Chan I MUST KNOW
The people have spoken what did he say?!?!
Lmao 😂😂😂
That moment when the main character in a game you’re playing is forced to take a massage by a creepy lady in order to help a friend save a friend from a mafia boss
"Let's start with the tips." Wow...
victor leesey 😏
😏
“And now the base”
Madam M : "If that was to your liking, please do COME again"
Cloud and me : "Right..."
So much for being worried about how this game is going to be censored....
If anything they put even more up to the imagination.
the bath scene is censored
I mean to be fair I didn't really need rape-y hand massage scenes but whatever sells I guess.
@@winniethepooh4141 Probably because it had pedo implications.
@@winniethepooh4141 The bath scene was cut, not censored
The fact that we got to hear Cloud Strife moan and see his pleasure ridden facial expressions-😳
Square knew exactly what they were doing with this scene
It's always fun seeing a stoic character lose their composure like that.
@@Kovugamez I played through the game twice and chose the luxury course each time 😅; this scene is so priceless, not to mention when Aerith's like "how was it?" then Cloud just walks out all dazed like "huh?"
After the poor man's corse😰
Aerith: how was it?
Me: Woman! Did you not hear him screaming and maniac laughed😱
Lol 🤣
I have one wich in heaven i wish to meet cloud strife in heaven and boom i get him and i will ask for make him fall in love with me 💚💚💚
He NEVER screams, so you think she would panic...
Reminds me of Dr Grey and her surgery
Even if she never heard Cloud screaming before, it would seem like she would have overheard the maniacal laughter mixed with the screams of pain...
"You asked for this, so take it like a man!"
"Everything... hurts..."
Yeah Cloud take it like a man
crmlj wut
She's only petty about it because he forked over 100gil. 😂😂😂
crmlj lmao
only if ya do it right dammit
Naughty boy Cloud gets punished hard by sexy geisha.
It’s weird that I smile so wide and hard when cloud moans he so freaking cuteee
U’re not the only one 😍🥴
So I’m not the only one who did that
i keep rewatching it its so cute
"Four fingers at once. Quick and to the point."
This went from 0 to 100 real quick.
The poor man's course sounds like if you went to the back room and she whips out a strap-on.
Sounds fun. 😂
Savant Slacker my imagination didn’t need to see that....
So does the luxury course XD
Cloud really angry coz his 2000gil doesnt pay full. And he spent 4100 gill just to get all the treatment. Wtf 😂
I don't think it was a strap on. Madame M is packing heat.
Cloud : *i fear no man, but this thing.. it scares me*
I feel like this was a clever way to replace the subtle sexy soapland aspect of the Honey Bee Inn but give the fans something else basically as sexually heavy-handed. (lol)
"Heavy-handed" I see what you did there
Yep.
This, to replace? Actions in hotel were enough lol
"- PERFECTION"
That all-male tub scene is probably why I’m gay today, so if I can’t have that then cloud moaning will HAVE to suffice.