TheEXGamemaster Yep he’s an odd boy! Sorry you had to see whatever that was lol. I’ve learned never to click on a link that has xxx in it lol AquaticBoardwalkEngineer “Potayto potaato” sounds like “dat” to me the way you guys in America say it haha johnnyXXX Yep bunch of Covfefe news :)
Im from. West. Vagina and i resent dem words. Just cause we don t want heathcare don t mean we be stupid. Man dat stormy. Daniks. Has an ass on her. Dat bitch dun got 100 thosand buks and we got screw. Please mr prez. Shut down dat border and bring us to our knees. Oh. I meant bring yu to yu knees.
They can't fix things if they're being attacked and smeared from the left just for being conservative and not just their own side. If you want them to stand against the bad guys, maybe you ought to back off and respect them for having integrity and support them for it.
Mina in Japan I can kiss you for this TRUTH that is so scarily TRUE!At some point I'm waiting for Kelly Ann Conway to just walk in full on Harley Quinn👀
Many bizarre things have happened in the DC universe, but the Joker never ran for president and won. DC Universe is more realistic than the real one...
+WhiteFangofWhoa ~ awww sh;t... the jokers in the office!.. that explains the laughter! who got the green hair spary and colorful oily face smear? .. roomer has it.. the men in black.. have located elmers fud.. who used the rabbits foot.. displaying mosaic art on oval office lamp shades by the black book near nail palm print discovery along the 7th corner.. in the oval office.
They never will because for impeachment proceedings to begin, the Republican party basically would have to admit they were wrong in elevating Trump. That makes them look bad, and they won't do it until things get to a point where they could remove him while disassociating themselves from him, that way they could say it's not their fault. Basically that means they won't do anything until Trump gets us in a situation so bad that it makes him stand that much further out which allows him to be cut off. Keep your eye on it; when something really bad happens, watch how quickly an emergency session of Congress is called and how quickly they try to depose him.
I would replace the president with a jar of flatulence at this point. At least a jar of flatulence would just sit there and not tweet inflammatory things to an unstable dictatorship with nukes.
The real question is why it took them a year to realize he's eroding our status internationally and undermining the Constitution. It was pretty clear he'd do that DURING THE CAMPAIGN
oh how soon we forget the primaries. Very few wanted him but he got 24/7 coverage and had a big mouth so he won. He was the anti-establishment candidate. Once he secured the nomination, the party had no choice but to support him and even Paul Ryan held out till the convention was a month or so away.
Awakened citizen so the clown is doing you proud as an American (if you are one)? you should be ashamed and embarrassed if you still support this incompetent, intolerant, liar.
Awakened citizen and you're a conservative Trumpist prepper based on your account. I didn't see your second reply when I posted my previous comment and was only responding to the prior one. My point was that you pretend to be savvy while calling others ignorant.
I think the whole world has gone mad. Once trump is outta office literally everyone will be like jesus if we all collectively didn't ignore the majority of trump's remarks we would actually be dead right now cause of nukes or something. It'll be surreal all around the world, everyone will take a breath of relief.
Ray Fire No major legislation getting passed, no great wall of Mexico, repeal and replace healthcare went into gutter, Hillary isn't locked up yet, Trumpy everyday picking fight with his own base..... So, much winning huh!
Don't bother talking to Ray Fire, he's a troll/PutinBot. Look at his political compass avatar. That's a liberal position. He probably just forgot which side he is trolling for right now.
Nah man. Before, we laughed at times. Now, we either facepalm or we pinch ourselves to make sure that this isn't a nightmare. Can't imagine how it is for people who actually live in the USA and have him as Pres. But then again here in Spain we have Mariano Rajoy, so... who am I to judge.
It's always weird when he talks about everyone laughing at America like it's a bad thing. You'd think he would be trying to convince people that it's good because...you know.
Went on vacation to London and Dublin. And were asked by locals...what in the hell made America put that ass in the White House? We were told America is becoming a joke.
Hicca Doodle Doo Are you just figuring that out NOW???? I don't know about the rest of world but Canada has known this from the day he rode down that escalator to announce his intention to run. Big Mistake.
Yes, unfortunately it is. And the 65,000,000 people who DID NOT vote for him are feeling it every day. Frankly, we're embarrassed and we're holding on for dear life. All we can say is we're sorry. Please try not to hold it against us. Most of us are nice people.
U called that right......most people in the UK & Ireland would sooner be called a child molester than a Trump supporter........we don't understand how the US could elect a toe-rag as a President
The rest of the world is torn between laughing at his stupid shit and abject terror of being in the situation where an insane manchild who would start a nuclear war over a perceived slight actually got put in the position where he can do that... And that's not even starting on all the other stuff like setting back civil rights a few decades (doesn't afffect the world AS much) and him fucking over the environment (which doesn't just affect us now but also future generations)...
ever get to that piont where.. things quintessentially .. like a wtf moment. . or you pause.. and think.. did i hear that right.. take a second look.. stop in yr tracks.. and the script keeps rolling.. there are breaking pionts.. Dumbfounded. shock. Questioning self of possible over imagination. . but.. 1st.. what is the situation at hand?.. the world has never laughed so hard in a presidency in American . trump or at America.. well.. That may not be such a bad thing.. laughter releases stress.. Endorphins are released.. Depression lifts.. smiles are made.. minds are made to stop and think.. it can be like a contagion. . bad job good job.. it is the job.. Maintaining all eyes attention.. its entertaining. .. Opinions are forming.. truth of the matter.. Differentiate tactics strategy different era of time.. the last time there was this much tune in.. was JFK.. Shaking things up a bit.. Outrageous and unscripted thought's and words.. he is saying wht he thinks and feels.. no prompted flash cards or manuscript. .. in real thought's. . time.. of logic. . out side the box is what we needed to happen.. people wake up.. some see and hear.. but never looked and listened. . others see what is heard and seen.. look at English. . to find the codes of enochiane communication. . an unspoken channel.. of ancient tongue. . so.. my opinion. . weather agreed or disagreements. .. and right now.. your still resding.. news on people laughing.. where is your mind and eyes attention? .. highest publicly held muppets white house.. is waking America up.. ways of the old.. are just that.. holes in the bottem of resold shoes.. it was time for out with the old.. and time for change.. to attempt to make America great.. we need great minds awake.. to run in these shoes.. not everything is what it seem. other dimensional fingers at play.. and bats sh;tting flocks of feathers... rampage the house.. .. please apply your breathing apparatus. . before coffee bean cave picking.. bat guam.. toxic!.. highest priced brew..
Uchawi Beatz Official oh, i forgot to say this at the beginning of the 2017. Make sure Trump loses his nuclear wand. (And all other nuclear items.) Take the launch code book, his last memories of those codes. And all nuke stuff
Oh wow, Jon Batiste plays the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow theme at 4:44 when Colbert makes the brain cells joke! What a fantastic liddle' addition to the scene
I don't give them much credit for speaking out now. they should have spoken out sooner. Now they have nothing to lose. I'm sure there are a lot of other Republicans in congress that feel the same way but keep silent to protect their own narrow interests at the expense of the people they represent.
It's not THAT Blake is quitting, it's WHY Blake is quitting. He's leaving in a year and a half! Why is there so much criticism for people who are fighting for the correct side of things? Going against their party that they've campaigned for to speak out for the right cause. I think it's awesome that Bob Corker and Jeff Flake are standing up against Trump. That should be the takeaway
Nah, not Stephen. Have Andy Serkis (Gollum) read them instead. Seriously, if you haven't seen that episode of the Colbert Show, go look up "gollum trump tweets", it's amazing.
To be fair to Flake, he doesn't want to leave; he just knows that the only way to get re-elected is to kiss Trump's ass, which he isn't willing to do. I think he deserves credit for that.
I was about to comment that his approval rating's at a mere 18% right now and that he was going to lose badly anyway, but then I realized that his approval rating is so low (at least in part) because he's never been all-in on Trumpism.
He might deserve "credit" if he were willing to stand and fight. Instead, he's just gonna slink off with his fat retirement fund paid for by our tax $, and the $ from his billionaire backers. Just another spineless / gutless coward, like *all* Publicans -- esp their Coward-in-Chief, the Bone-Spur Bozo: all bluster, no balls.
Mr Flake I would vote for you for President in 2020.... thank you for being such a stand-up guy. I might not always agree with you but I always respect you I always trust you to go after the real truth. You'll be sorely missed
Americans have become horribly conformist. No one wants to stand up and take responsibility unless everone else does, at the same time. I have more respect for this one term Republican than Colbert does. A junior member has no power and has not had time tomcreate committed allies. He has likely ended his political career. He is showing more courage and character than the great majority in both parties.
"He is showing more courage and character than the great majority in both parties." Point out one part of Trump's agenda that he hasn't voted FOR and I may begin to believe that.
BoojumFed But, despite his voting record, these are critical statements that needed to be said and if it reaches modert Republicans (as if anymore truly exists anymore that are currently holding office) across the country to see the reality for what it is, I applaud his words. But NEVER the man himself!!
Yeah-til Russia/China cuts them off with a machete given to them by Mexico. Which by the way, will not pay for the wall/steel slats. That will come at the cost of the working (american) indigent...
Go on, Colbert! I already connect the coming downfall of the Trump-Presidency with his monologues. In 30 years, when I`m old, this will be my first memory.
I'm glad senators Flake, Corker, and McCain have come around, but they aren't changing anything. I'm reminded of how the moderates left their roles in distaste when the Bolsheviks undemocratically seized power from the soviets and the Provisional Government. Fat lot of good it did the Russians!
SbotTV Yes, and how many of those revolutionaries survived subsequent purges once Russia became communist? And it looks like Russia is running straight back to communidm.
Here's my analysis: Ignorance, lack of education, obsession with celebrities, non-ability to think for themselves. That's pretty much what made Trump president.
Three weirdest shows in America right now !! 1) Rick and Morty _(when writers literally let their imagination run wild.)_ 2) Trump Presidency *_(when God plays an evil prank on a nation.)_* 3) Game of Thrones _(Drawf, Dragons, Incests, Zombies and of course Boobs)_ Two of them are Comedies and Two of them are Tragedies.
Nero was the last emperor of Rome's Julian Claudius dynasty. It seems Nero has been reincarnated in Donald Trump. Once again, he is trying to burn Rome (USA) to the ground while instead of fiddling, is spending his days tweeting like a little bird sitting on a balcony thinking "I'M KING OF THE WORLD ALL BOW DOWN TO ME WEEEEEEE"
I feel like people are making fun of the fact that they are saying this because they won't be seeking reelection, but what people don't realize is that if you're a republican, unless you're part of a powerful caucus inside the party, any dissenting opinion and dissenting vote gets punished by the party, so really the choice was either run for reelection and lose or don't give a shit about reelection and do something more meaningful
Stephen is the best reader of the “Dat dat dat” part haha
dat dat...dat dat dat
dat dat dat dat dat dat
@bui lien what is wrong with you? did you get bored and run through the comment section posting a random link?
WROOONG!!
All fake news! The dishonest comment
*DOT DOT DOT*
*DOT DOT DOT*
section is filled with LIES. #sad!
TheEXGamemaster Yep he’s an odd boy! Sorry you had to see whatever that was lol. I’ve learned never to click on a link that has xxx in it lol
AquaticBoardwalkEngineer “Potayto potaato” sounds like “dat” to me the way you guys in America say it haha
johnnyXXX Yep bunch of Covfefe news :)
America is moving forward indeed, he is not lying. Moving forward to its own demise.
Schneider W Trumpism, made in Murica
I watch these every day, from the Netherlands
Junaid M nobody cares
the viewing should be safe from there :)
I don't believe you. You go to the same daycare as Donny poppet don't you..
Me too!
Germany in da house
"Almost heaven ... West Vagina .... "
He was just cracking up, and so was I :-)
Im from. West. Vagina and i resent dem words. Just cause we don t want heathcare don t mean we be stupid. Man dat stormy. Daniks. Has an ass on her. Dat bitch dun got 100 thosand buks and we got screw. Please mr prez. Shut down dat border and bring us to our knees. Oh. I meant bring yu to yu knees.
No no no no no. You don't fix things by the good guys standing down, it's by getting rid of the bad guys.
Flake can't get reelected as a Republican in Arizona because he's not crazy enough. He knows it so he is stepping down.
you will have to get rid of the bad guys by voting and getting others to vote.....Godspeed to that
They can't fix things if they're being attacked and smeared from the left just for being conservative and not just their own side. If you want them to stand against the bad guys, maybe you ought to back off and respect them for having integrity and support them for it.
@@lcrossmk8563 a bit late to the party ... but thanks for the viewpoint.
Exactly!!!!!!
Suddenly, Gotham seems like a saner place.
Mina in Japan I can kiss you for this TRUTH that is so scarily TRUE!At some point I'm waiting for Kelly Ann Conway to just walk in full on Harley Quinn👀
Many bizarre things have happened in the DC universe, but the Joker never ran for president and won. DC Universe is more realistic than the real one...
Even Arkham Asylum seems more sane than the White House and Congress are now...
+WhiteFangofWhoa ~ awww sh;t... the jokers in the office!.. that explains the laughter! who got the green hair spary and colorful oily face smear? .. roomer has it.. the men in black.. have located elmers fud.. who used the rabbits foot.. displaying mosaic art on oval office lamp shades by the black book near nail palm print discovery along the 7th corner.. in the oval office.
Well, to be fair: The Joker actually knows what he is doing.
It’s about time Republicans grew some balls to stand up against the oompah loompah.
Ryan Wang aw you sweet summer child
Oompa loompa doompety dus,
That small hand orange ain't related to us,
Oompa loompa doompety deach,
If we had a vote, we would vote to impeach
True. True.
They never will because for impeachment proceedings to begin, the Republican party basically would have to admit they were wrong in elevating Trump. That makes them look bad, and they won't do it until things get to a point where they could remove him while disassociating themselves from him, that way they could say it's not their fault. Basically that means they won't do anything until Trump gets us in a situation so bad that it makes him stand that much further out which allows him to be cut off. Keep your eye on it; when something really bad happens, watch how quickly an emergency session of Congress is called and how quickly they try to depose him.
Just wish they weren't retiring while standing up to him, I think it would carry more weight with other senators if they were still running.
Is it unreasonable to expect more from a president than flatulence?
I would replace the president with a jar of flatulence at this point. At least a jar of flatulence would just sit there and not tweet inflammatory things to an unstable dictatorship with nukes.
🤣 I’m laughing and crying at the comments because they’re both funny and tragically true..
The real question is why it took them a year to realize he's eroding our status internationally and undermining the Constitution.
It was pretty clear he'd do that DURING THE CAMPAIGN
chas wiley amen to that! That's what I've been wondering as well.
oh how soon we forget the primaries. Very few wanted him but he got 24/7 coverage and had a big mouth so he won. He was the anti-establishment candidate. Once he secured the nomination, the party had no choice but to support him and even Paul Ryan held out till the convention was a month or so away.
Awakened citizen so the clown is doing you proud as an American (if you are one)? you should be ashamed and embarrassed if you still support this incompetent, intolerant, liar.
Awakened citizen yeah and youre a senator, I'm sure.
Awakened citizen and you're a conservative Trumpist prepper based on your account. I didn't see your second reply when I posted my previous comment and was only responding to the prior one. My point was that you pretend to be savvy while calling others ignorant.
US domestic politics is the most hilarious and threatening thing in the world right now.
Paul Reid learn to spell first 😄
Awakened citizen the irony in that comment 😂😂😂
I think the whole world has gone mad. Once trump is outta office literally everyone will be like jesus if we all collectively didn't ignore the majority of trump's remarks we would actually be dead right now cause of nukes or something. It'll be surreal all around the world, everyone will take a breath of relief.
If only White House's walls could talk…the world would know just how hard it is to contain Donnie boy.
Annie parker if only the world knew how butt hurt libtards were over the election, oh wait! We already do.
Ray Fire No major legislation getting passed, no great wall of Mexico, repeal and replace healthcare went into gutter, Hillary isn't locked up yet, Trumpy everyday picking fight with his own base..... So, much winning huh!
If the White House walls could talk, the suicide rate would skyrocket to unprecedented levels.
Ray Fire What election? Explain.
Don't bother talking to Ray Fire, he's a troll/PutinBot. Look at his political compass avatar. That's a liberal position. He probably just forgot which side he is trolling for right now.
No No No Trump. The world is definitely laughing at the US because of YOU!
Nah man. Before, we laughed at times. Now, we either facepalm or we pinch ourselves to make sure that this isn't a nightmare. Can't imagine how it is for people who actually live in the USA and have him as Pres.
But then again here in Spain we have Mariano Rajoy, so... who am I to judge.
It's always weird when he talks about everyone laughing at America like it's a bad thing. You'd think he would be trying to convince people that it's good because...you know.
Who's exactly laughing? More like angry Clinton lost lmao
Central Scrutinizer keep being in a part of the world that's of no cocern.
Central Scrutinizer I didn't watch the video though. And yes I made a mistake when spelling concern. If happens from time to time.
Loved the Thelma and Louise reference
Alert Day Care Staff!!!😂😂hilarious and Soo........TRUE
I fucking love how Stephen reads Trumps tweets lol DAWT DAWT DAWT
it makes sense though because you know Trump says them out loud too
I want it as a ringtone! 😄
Dawt
Tourists Discover - yeah. I hear it more as "Dat dat daaat..."
The more dots the more excited i get.
"You use apostrophes when something is missing ... other than brain cells " Danm !!! love it
To be fair he wasn’t quitting. He was going to complete his term.
"It's like a civil war, only this time neither side is trying to help black people." LMAO
Went on vacation to London and Dublin. And were asked by locals...what in the hell made America put that ass in the White House? We were told America is becoming a joke.
Hicca Doodle Doo Are you just figuring that out NOW???? I don't know about the rest of world but Canada has known this from the day he rode down that escalator to announce his intention to run. Big Mistake.
Answer: Fox News and other right wing media have brainwashed A LOT of people.
We in Australia said wtf straight away 😱
Yes, unfortunately it is. And the 65,000,000 people who DID NOT vote for him are feeling it every day. Frankly, we're embarrassed and we're holding on for dear life. All we can say is we're sorry. Please try not to hold it against us. Most of us are nice people.
U called that right......most people in the UK & Ireland would sooner be called a child molester than a Trump supporter........we don't understand how the US could elect a toe-rag as a President
"He also threatens football players"... and journalists.
"Trump thinks apostrophes is a Greek philosopher." lmao 😂
How can Trump not realise that the world has never laughed at the US more than during his presidency.
CerBoris Maybe he thinks that UN leaders shortening and simplifying their talks for him is a sign of respect 😂
samira Ansari
They have great respect for his ignorance and short attention span.
I don't think he has enough self awareness to reach that conclusion
The rest of the world is torn between laughing at his stupid shit and abject terror of being in the situation where an insane manchild who would start a nuclear war over a perceived slight actually got put in the position where he can do that... And that's not even starting on all the other stuff like setting back civil rights a few decades (doesn't afffect the world AS much) and him fucking over the environment (which doesn't just affect us now but also future generations)...
ever get to that piont where.. things quintessentially .. like a wtf moment. . or you pause.. and think.. did i hear that right.. take a second look.. stop in yr tracks.. and the script keeps rolling.. there are breaking pionts.. Dumbfounded. shock. Questioning self of possible over imagination. . but.. 1st.. what is the situation at hand?.. the world has never laughed so hard in a presidency in American . trump or at America.. well.. That may not be such a bad thing.. laughter releases stress.. Endorphins are released.. Depression lifts.. smiles are made.. minds are made to stop and think.. it can be like a contagion. . bad job good job.. it is the job.. Maintaining all eyes attention.. its entertaining. .. Opinions are forming.. truth of the matter.. Differentiate tactics strategy different era of time.. the last time there was this much tune in.. was JFK.. Shaking things up a bit.. Outrageous and unscripted thought's and words.. he is saying wht he thinks and feels.. no prompted flash cards or manuscript. .. in real thought's. . time.. of logic. . out side the box is what we needed to happen.. people wake up.. some see and hear.. but never looked and listened. . others see what is heard and seen.. look at English. . to find the codes of enochiane communication. . an unspoken channel.. of ancient tongue. . so.. my opinion. . weather agreed or disagreements. .. and right now.. your still resding.. news on people laughing.. where is your mind and eyes attention? .. highest publicly held muppets white house.. is waking America up.. ways of the old.. are just that.. holes in the bottem of resold shoes.. it was time for out with the old.. and time for change.. to attempt to make America great.. we need great minds awake.. to run in these shoes.. not everything is what it seem. other dimensional fingers at play.. and bats sh;tting flocks of feathers... rampage the house.. .. please apply your breathing apparatus. . before coffee bean cave picking.. bat guam.. toxic!.. highest priced brew..
4:34 I'm so glad they hit at this glaring grammatical error. It also leads into the best joke of the monolog 4:57
Jeff Flake is on the right course! He is 100% right! THANK YOU SIR !
"I love playdough" is fantastic writing.
Rich lqll.lk nvmbcncnckckmskdjdjsjjsdjid
Better he trolls his own party than North Korea.
BellaDelilahWho sad thing is he has enough free time to do both
It is official: Colbert is the official Tweet reader for Trump. He cannot be replaced.
The only narration that Morgan Freeman lost out to.
Remember when Dan Quayle couldn't spell 'potato'?
The good old days
Dan Quayle really say, “I regret I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with people in Latin America”?
caffeineadvocate legend has it he can't spell 'covfefe' either..
caffeineadvocate I really don't think pointing out spelling errors is going to register with a lot of people in the comment section.
Back when we expected our leaders to have some motherfucking intelligence in their arsenal.
Hilarious! You make my day Stephen Colbert!
We're moving forward but Trump's holding the map upside down. Bigly sad.
ok that is awesomely funny ty!
It makes me feel very covfefe.
"Moving forward--just like Thelma and Louise!!" Great!!!😂😊
"This spell will eventually break" Expello Trumpum Haha. I am dead
Uchawi Beatz Official oh, i forgot to say this at the beginning of the 2017. Make sure Trump loses his nuclear wand. (And all other nuclear items.) Take the launch code book, his last memories of those codes. And all nuke stuff
.....is there an ‘Exorcism’ for that?
No stupid the country will break and guess whose responsible. Its our elected officials. Hilary caused it all.
... something else's gotta be missing other than brain cells ... OMG THIS IS GOLD !!! 😂😂😂
I really appreciate the piano bit, so subtle but hilarious
That 'light balls, heavy balls' piano improv at the end was thee most funniest thing ever.
I was searching to see if anyone commented about this because I thought it was freaking hilarious too!!
John Denver is spinning in his grave. "Almost heaven, West....."
Oh wow, Jon Batiste plays the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow theme at 4:44 when Colbert makes the brain cells joke! What a fantastic liddle' addition to the scene
4:48 Jon plays "If I Only Had a Brain" 😉
Fantastic coverage!
Comedians like Colbert are keeping us sane.
words of the day "I would not do that again". LOL
That's a sentence.
livid lmp. right. mea culpa. :)
Moving forward is not necessarily improving if what waits for you is a cliff.
Alexia Tr that was the joke
+Alexia Tr That is *exactly* what I thought about when Stephen said this, LOL.
Alexia Tr true
Well, Ben Carson *did* say America was hurtling towards a cliff, didn't he?
Y T going to start calling you republicunts "Regressives" because there is nothing conservative about you. Jesus would be ashamed.
I don't give them much credit for speaking out now. they should have spoken out sooner. Now they have nothing to lose. I'm sure there are a lot of other Republicans in congress that feel the same way but keep silent to protect their own narrow interests at the expense of the people they represent.
Colbert keeps on getting better and better!!!
Harry Potter and the Half-Wit Prez!! Another good one!!😂😊
Missing brain cells. 😂 Good God. Go Corker!
Voting is our only hope folks.
Slamz Dunk It wont helpanyone, if republicans keeps on cheating/gerrymandering, like always.
Revolt is another option. Throw the bums out.
or you could get off your fat ass and vote.
That attitude is why we're here.
seriously, people don't realize that in this country, voting is the most powerful tool available to the citizens
25th amendment march
Valeshan yes. Lord, when. When.
My day is never complete without some Colbert!
It's not THAT Blake is quitting, it's WHY Blake is quitting. He's leaving in a year and a half! Why is there so much criticism for people who are fighting for the correct side of things? Going against their party that they've campaigned for to speak out for the right cause. I think it's awesome that Bob Corker and Jeff Flake are standing up against Trump. That should be the takeaway
When they played the Scarecrow's song from the Wizard of Oz, nice ;)
I'd pay for a recording of Stephen reading all of Trump's tweets.
Nah, not Stephen. Have Andy Serkis (Gollum) read them instead. Seriously, if you haven't seen that episode of the Colbert Show, go look up "gollum trump tweets", it's amazing.
Why not just have everyone read his tweets.
That Harry Potter book spoof drawing was pretty damn amazing.
This was a tough one to listen to...but as usual Colbert is spot-on!
This is so hysterical and sad at the same time! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂...... The dot's after every tweet LOL
Trump doesn't get even close to that many retweets and likes from that #AlertTheDaycareStaff I bet Trump is furious lol.
When attendees at day care get angry, they start crying.
I kno that was SAVAGE and genius.
It should be 24hr care instead
It was RIGGED
no he's MAD. Stark raving mad.
"With Trump you also need a night shift" Absolute genius!! XD
To be fair to Flake, he doesn't want to leave; he just knows that the only way to get re-elected is to kiss Trump's ass, which he isn't willing to do. I think he deserves credit for that.
Lol... he lost. He knows it. He should vacate the seat now, if he had any dignity.
I was about to comment that his approval rating's at a mere 18% right now and that he was going to lose badly anyway, but then I realized that his approval rating is so low (at least in part) because he's never been all-in on Trumpism.
Too bad he gonna be replaced with some lunatic worst than him.
oh yeah
He might deserve "credit" if he were willing to stand and fight. Instead, he's just gonna slink off with his fat retirement fund paid for by our tax $, and the $ from his billionaire backers. Just another spineless / gutless coward, like *all* Publicans -- esp their Coward-in-Chief, the Bone-Spur Bozo: all bluster, no balls.
Mr Flake I would vote for you for President in 2020.... thank you for being such a stand-up guy. I might not always agree with you but I always respect you I always trust you to go after the real truth. You'll be sorely missed
Pure genius.
Have you ever heard of that Movie Idiocracy?
Vinnie Moreno YES! I said that very thing during the campaign!
omg YES
Comacho was a far better president than Trump
@@EloquentTroll You beat me to it! ;) Comacho cared.
electrolytes,... it's got what plants crave!
God i love you Stephen!
Fallout 5 coming in 2018. Get to your Vaultec approved safe-spaces and watch the radioactive shit storm.
Ry do you know what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.?
As a huge fan of the Fallout series guess I should be thrilled. I'm not thrilled....
Poor radioactive Dogmeat....
Sounds infinitely preferable.
don't put fallout and safe space in the same sentence please, its super weird...
Thanks for the comedy. I needed that.
Cork A Sock in it ! That's ripe! good one Stephen. ...you way more than a liddle fun'nee! Better late Flake than never Flake.
Can't believe, that the US president can't fucking pronounce LITTLE D:
You mean spell? He's a half-wit but I'm sure he can pronounce it just fine.
Liddle donny with his liddle hands has a liddle d.
ExpelloTrumpum!
HAHAHA! That was everything!
Impeacho trumpo!
Unless you can get rid of the Death Eaters Stephen Miller and Kellyanne Conway, spell works won't do. We need Aurors for this job.
kenneth hwang
My patroness is Robert Mueller.
FUmarc I like ImpeacheoTrumpum better, don't you?
Whenever I watch these, I feel like the like button just isn't good enough 😂😂😂
bbaaaahhhhh, “let’s just put it this way, I would not do that again” It’s nice to see a GOP member see the light. L. )
Motivation and hypocrisy aside, Flake's speech was great. I loved the 'e pluribus unum' part.
Americans have become horribly conformist. No one wants to stand up and take responsibility unless everone else does, at the same time.
I have more respect for this one term Republican than Colbert does. A junior member has no power and has not had time tomcreate committed allies. He has likely ended his political career. He is showing more courage and character than the great majority in both parties.
"He is showing more courage and character than the great majority in both parties."
Point out one part of Trump's agenda that he hasn't voted FOR and I may begin to believe that.
BoojumFed Exactly!!
BoojumFed But, despite his voting record, these are critical statements that needed to be said and if it reaches modert Republicans (as if anymore truly exists anymore that are currently holding office) across the country to see the reality for what it is, I applaud his words. But NEVER the man himself!!
BoojumFed I get your point and agree. What I said was about what he is doing in this instance, nothing more. He is a repug, after all.
And yet we have citizens like Kapernick who get shit on when they walk against the grain
Does trump realize that the world is laughing more at America NOW than ever before?
Stealth Attack Nope they are laughing mostly at Trump
Ameya Gokhale No, we are being laughed at because we let this asshole become the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth! We are doomed!
Stealth Attack we're not laughing. We're scared! WTF America
Yeah-til Russia/China cuts them off with a machete given to them by Mexico. Which by the way, will not pay for the wall/steel slats. That will come at the cost of the working (american) indigent...
@Voice of Reason obvious troll name. Back to your bortsh, comrade.
Senator flake , corker, and McCain ... the few republican senators with a spine and decency
THEE EYE sad 😞
You go man, love to listen
Go on, Colbert! I already connect the coming downfall of the Trump-Presidency with his monologues. In 30 years, when I`m old, this will be my first memory.
I'm glad senators Flake, Corker, and McCain have come around, but they aren't changing anything. I'm reminded of how the moderates left their roles in distaste when the Bolsheviks undemocratically seized power from the soviets and the Provisional Government. Fat lot of good it did the Russians!
SbotTV Yes, and how many of those revolutionaries survived subsequent purges once Russia became communist? And it looks like Russia is running straight back to communidm.
Let's take a moment to analysis a political system that lets a man like Trump into public service!
Here's my analysis: Ignorance, lack of education, obsession with celebrities, non-ability to think for themselves. That's pretty much what made Trump president.
I should ask about the political system that convinced you that Trump would start WW3. While were looking at the current activation if the IRR.
@@beatz04
You missed the irony there.
Haha... in England a 'flake' is someone you can't rely on
And Jeff Flake is both of those... for the most part.
That's not exclusive to England. We also have the term "flake" in the US, and it means the same.
I love Stephen Colbert.
I'm so in love with the piano guy... he is stylish and hilarious. If you read this, marry me! 😂
Is it just me, or does Jeff Flake's face look like it's from a freeze frame of a slow motion punch to the face?
I actually just noticed it now
Yay !!!!! Senator Flake has fortitude and is a good man. (from a DEMEXIT)
Good luck from Europe :)
Sara Rozic thanks Europe, we need it
Thanks Europe. Sorry, but you're going to have to lead the free world for a while. Our bad.
Hold up the fort, Europe! ❤️
Sara Rozic ...and from Asia too
Pretty sure we are all in this together sorry to drag you into our shit
Great. Really great. Instead of FIGHTING this madman, these cowards run away. THANKS FOR THE SOUR PERSIMMONS, COUSIN.
"Turns out, its my show. I do what I want."
Colbert is a such a King Nerd.
expelo Trumpo... bada bing bada bong.. abbracaddabra... Trump disappear.. *PUFF*
Bing-Bing, Bong!
Three weirdest shows in America right now !!
1) Rick and Morty _(when writers literally let their imagination run wild.)_
2) Trump Presidency *_(when God plays an evil prank on a nation.)_*
3) Game of Thrones _(Drawf, Dragons, Incests, Zombies and of course Boobs)_
Two of them are Comedies and Two of them are Tragedies.
Rick and Morty is overrated
I’ve never seen a single Drawf in Game of Thrones, sir
the_dead_poet
One of them are leading us straight to hell
No such thing as "God"
" _literally_ let their imagination run wild"
Literally huh? So an imagination is a physical object now?
Looks like you literally failed English.
Come now, Stephen....That's an insult to raccoons
You are the best Colbert. Love your show.
These late night dragging of agent orange gives me life.
Radioactive Dogmeat! ... I hope that was a shout out to Fallout XD
Jon Batiste playing "If I Only Had a Brain" made me laugh more than it should have
I'm just sitting here... waiting for Jedi Academy to open up. Time to get ready for the Republican Empire.
That ending trio of chimes after "picking up my balls and going home" was great; really tells you something, hahaha.
Haunted Manchin. I'm gonna steal that insult.
Take the orange buffoon child's favorite toy away from him & give him his crayons!
Nero was the last emperor of Rome's Julian Claudius dynasty. It seems Nero has been reincarnated in Donald Trump. Once again, he is trying to burn Rome (USA) to the ground while instead of fiddling, is spending his days tweeting like a little bird sitting on a balcony thinking "I'M KING OF THE WORLD ALL BOW DOWN TO ME WEEEEEEE"
I feel like people are making fun of the fact that they are saying this because they won't be seeking reelection, but what people don't realize is that if you're a republican, unless you're part of a powerful caucus inside the party, any dissenting opinion and dissenting vote gets punished by the party, so really the choice was either run for reelection and lose or don't give a shit about reelection and do something more meaningful
I AM FROM A COUNTRY IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE AND WE ARE LAUGHING AT AMERICA.
Expellum Trumpum! Best show on TV. Thanks Stephen for keeping me sane.