Puerto Rico Deals With Another Storm: A Presidential Twitter Tantrum
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- President Trump spent the weekend attacking Puerto Rico and the Mayor of San Juan due to what he views as unfair criticism.
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"An island... surrounded by water. Big water, ocean water."
I'm done.
Gurpreet Singh Matharoo he sounds exaclty like an 8 year old 😭😂😂. Fuck keep it coming trump we need more of this.
8 year olds are far better at English than Trump. Heck even some two year olds can talk complete coherent sentences.
Pretty goddamn pathetic.
"I have the best words!"
I wonder where he got the clue?!!
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That part always gets me. Stephen is the best :D
first name surname ....DOT...DOT....DOT....
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Great Job DOT.. DOT...DOT!
Does this man know that Puerto Ricans are Americans, he acts and treats it like it's a third world country that America has to help out. This is an outrageous and intolerable
Enough is enough this man is insane.
Antonio Ramirez he donated a million dollars of his own money. Yeah he must REALLY not want to help, fucking idiot.
To be fair a lot of Americans don't know it's one of our territories either. Or that we have 3 other ones.
but he's the President so he should know the territories of the country he is the leader of. It's also been a territory since 1898, so over a hundred years, so not being aware its a territory when you live in the US is awful and shows the shittyness of the education system because you should learn about the fact that Puerto Rico is a territory when learning about the Spanish-American War. Also just the fact that Puerto Ricans are citizens of the US and you dont need a passport to go there, would be clues to the act that they are a territory.
Well... Hopefully this in Porto Rico ends up in the US. As citizens and fully living in the US they will vote. Suddenly that 3 million trump lost the popularity would jump to 8.5 million at least.
Raven Rodriguez you do realize that Puerto Rico can vote right? They're fully-fledged US citizens who can vote, they just don't have any electoral college votes
He makes George W. Bush look like a genius in comparison. Hope you Americans get rid of him before we are all totally fucked.
ikr, i have a feeling he's going to ruin the Americans if they don't get rid of him soon enough.
"Get rid of him?" He was elected president, you moron.
jackpics Damn right, by ALMOST half the country
jackpics Oh, Nixon wasn't?
We're trying our best
And the Ocean water for some reason is getting bigger.
ImImran 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😎😎😃😃
Really America!??? This Guy......still your president!??? SHAME!
Trump lost the election, they made him president anyway, it was a coup. Only the stupidest Americans do not despise him.
Don't worry, we are quite ashamed of him.
I can't believe it either. There are so many ignorant morons in this country. I wish I lived in Canada.
Trust me we, nearly all, want him gone but the way the government is set up right now leaves us fucked. People are already putting their tag lines for the next running as, "vote for me I'm not trump."
Bengali Revolution Not like we want him :/
"For I was hungry and you gave me a golf trophy. What the hell?!" 😂😂😂 Truly the emptiest gesture, as well as inappropriate.
This is an Island surrounded by water...I just can't anymore . I am convinced I am living in a simulation and something has gone horribly wrong somewhere in the code.
Daniel M .... "big water"
Same. The Matrix has a Trojan virus.
Donald is a glitched NPC with broken dialogue options.
We in Europe feel the same. We feel your pain, even if we are not there. Cause you know, the Titanic and the big water is between us...
Thank you Stephen Colbert. Humor helps ease the burning despair.
"Let them eat golf trophies."
"Tip of the douche-burg..." Keep bringing it, Stephen! LOL
r .ra Yeah, I thought about changing that but decided it wasn't worth the "edited" stamp.
#grammarisnexttogodliness?
Good on you, r. ra!
Can we just fast forward to when we have literally anybody else as president please
Don't worry I'm trying to get my dog elected now as we speak. He's sure to be a good boy, will dog paddle over that big body of water, and clear those big sticks out of peoples homes to help them rebuild, and most of all will not be making statements by way of twitter.
President dog twitter: oh boy! oh boy! I just swam a long way today! When I got there, there were people! Lots of people! I helped them because I'm a good boy!!! Treat America Treat?!?!?!
joshxkerrigan According to the prophesies, it should be Lisa Simpson
joshxkerrigan
I'd rather rewind and erase this one...
I have a half empty cup of lukewarm coffee - will that do?
Electoral votes needed for Re-election
Texas: *38*
Florida : *29*
Puerto Rico : *0*
That should explain everything.
That's it. Trump doesn't care because Puerto Ricans can't vote in presidential elections.
What? Your logic is completely flawed because you're saying trump doesn't care about puetro rico since it doesn't have any electoral votes. Now, even though that makes sense grammatically, Trump would benefit massively if he both helped puetro rico and if it became a state. He has done what he can in helping with pueto rico, the help peuto rico needs isn't short term, it's a long term plan that will most likely last for another 5-10 years. Also Puerto Rico would most likely go for trump because of the island focus on the economy and (depending on how Trump's relations is within the next 3-7 years) would have gone for him in his reelection. My main question is, what would you have wanted trump to do. (Btw I'm not conservative and I have pretty Liberal leanings so if you can't convince me the we really have a big problem in our hands)
"What would you have wanted trump to do." Well, I wouldn't have wanted him to attack the Mayor of San Juan on Twitter. I wouldn't have wanted him to go to the golf course. I wouldn't have wanted him to dedicate a shitty golf trophy. He could have done the exact same shit he did in Houston. At the very least make himself look like he's trying to help. Not rant on Twitter about the Mayor of San Juan being "Anti-Trump" or that Puerto Rico is in debt "and sadly must be dealt with". He could have shown that he was at least a decent human being.
Owen Jauregui You really believe Trump could think that far ahead?
"He could have done the exact same shit he did in Houston."
he wanted to? but he couldn't. because puerto rico has no money. contrarily houston dropped a $10bil down payment on disaster relief
We can air lift a tank and troops into a jungle , why the hell can't we air drop food and water to these people.
'I know you're trying to be positive here ma'am, but the glass is really not half-full. Or if it is, that's not water, don't drink it.' - Priceless, Stephen
I just received a call from my friend in Puerto Rico. She said that everything is so much better thanks to the trophy. Her family has power, cell service, and most importantly food and water. Her 18 month old baby is now able to have fresh daipers. The streets are now clear and school is back in progress. The people of Puerto Rico said they wouldn't know what to do without the marvelous and tremendous trophy. Thank you Trump!
im happy for your friend. he live in the 6 % of puerto rico who have power yet. its good news. but there 93 % waitting.
CardinalGamer my grandparents, who live near Ponce, P.R., have no electricity or cell phone towers. they are and have been waiting in line everyday for about 3 hrs just to get the necessities: drinking water, food, and propane. they will probably be out of electricity for months & using propane for heating, as well as for cooking with their Coleman grill.
It was sarcasm, Sally. ;)
except of cause he didn't give the trophy, he just dedicated the trophy to them. Now if they actually had the trophy, then at least they could scoop up some river water with to drink!
Kelvin Ham Ahhh yes, the wonderful gift of Giardia.
I can't get over this blonde girl in the back, during his trophy give away. She looking like WTF!? LMAO
This is the only president that I've heard say 'Big water'. Wtf is English anymore?
ElementarWRRRYYY WRRRYYYcess fake news big water apologist
ElementarWRRRYYY WRRRYYYcess Lololol
Trump has the vocabulary of a 3 year old. "Mommy, look! Big water!"
ElementarWRRRYYY WRRRYYYcess he is the only president I have ever heard say half t he horrible shit he says. You would think his political career would have ended back when his pussy grabbing comment was made public but oh no the shit show continues. I don't know what it will take!
+ElementarWRRRYYY WRRRYYYcess Puerto Rico needs help - bigly
Colbert *really* shit on Trump in this monologue, and it was cathartic. The situation we find ourselves in is, plainly, incomprehensible. At least there's laughter!
Keep it up, Stephen, and let's all hope the ball-gargler that is Donald Trump is ousted as soon as is Robert Mueller-ly possible.
This one was even better than usual. Bigly entertaining. Gotta love the running joke where Colbert pretends with a straight face that Trump did the right thing, pauses and says "Just kidding".
Dot dot dot...
Yeah, remember when we had enough faith in our own country to know that a complete POS couldn't become POTUS again. Stupid people are just full of surprises.
Patrick Rivas
_Can_ anyone really shit on what is already nothing but a steaming pile of shit?
TheArtkaw For full comedic effect, dat dat dat...
Colbert is the best. He puts things in perspective like no other.
Debra Jarnagin
Please take a look at Trevor Noah’s video about this topic. It is truly insightful and hilarious as well!
yes!!!...and john oliver is even a bit edgier(if that's a real word)
afadedimage Go conserve yourself in a basement and beg your god to deliver you some sense and intelligence. Amen
I don't know. Colbert seems like a very bitter, damaged person who tries to use humor to mask something dark. He really makes me depressed, like listening to a chronic whiner.
Vincente Fox
That's not whining, that's satirical comedy.
Basically laughing about something that is indeed depressing.
Seems you sense how depressing it is to have an idiot like Trump as President with all the chaos that comes with it.
A fucking golf trophy. It just never stops...
" This is an island. Surrounded by; water. -Big water, ocean water. "
Am I being "nasty" for feeling disgusted, concerned, appalled and, on the whole: flabbergasted?
(Hm.. yeah, and that was before his very manly, very mature tweets.....)...
The funniest jokes are the actual words from the President.
Like the part where the mayor was replying to someone in the white house (I guess?) being cavalier about the disaster, and Trump for some reason takes it personally. I mean, Trump, buddy... *you* do a lot worse to your staff than that lady just did, and at no point (in the clip I saw, at least) did she mention your narcissistic self by name or title. So that thing about democrats telling her she must be nasty to Trump is just another random ass pull. =_=;
...And then he criticizes *her* leadership?! Does he have any idea which country he's been running into the ground for the past couple of years? I mean, he lives in it...
It looks like Trump just found out that islands... are surrounded by water.
exactly what I thought! And I bet without the hurricane and TV he wouldnt have known that Puerto Rico is an island. A few months ago he told his audience that "health care is very complicated!" in exactly the same manner.
It's like when he was reading a speech and found out through it that President Lincoln was a Republican.
Smuffer
*BIG WATER!!!*
The biggest water! No country has bigger water than USA! Believe me!
Hahahahahahahhahhaahahhahahahahahahhhahahaahahahaahha
Let them eat trophy
Exactly!! And they could drink from it, if there were any f***ing water to put in it!
I'm suprised he didn't fill it with piss. Like in History of the World. Piss Boy.
"But there's plenty of water: big water! Ocean water!"
At least Marie Antoinette suggested something more edible.
You know Trump has twitted a lot of dumb unacceptable shit before, but this definitely ranks in the top 10 for me. He'll take a natural disaster and somehow amazingly forms into a personal tragedy of his own. No shred of empathy and no shred of self-awareness.
I love how Donald Trump makes everything about himself, like world is revolving around him.
Becoming the president probably wasn't the best treatment for his ego.
In a way, the world IS revolving around him. Just not in a good way.
It's so funny
He is the sun president
Look up "narcissistic personality disorder". Its not just a character flaw, hes mentally I'll
... I'm watching this while being in Puerto Rico, I'm lucky enough to have some cellphone signal.. it pains my heart to see this man as the President... I know Puerto Rico has been the colony of US since forever but... We are facing a calamity and seeing all of this unfold just breaks my soul.
Javier Ramos All I have to offer you is Prayers. Just because there's a souless, mindless, monster in the WH doesn't mean the rest of America isn't there for you.
Trump: "Don't listen to the fake news, Puerto Rico."
Puerto Rico: "Um... we can't watch fake news. We don't have any power."
lazyperfectionist1 Perfection
lazyperfectionist1 Puerto Rico: although I will check fox news when we get power back...when will that be again?
Lol, “emergency golf trophies”.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Anyone with an unused, or slightly used trophy please open your heart and send it to Puerto Rico. Those people are in dire need! Let's show how much we care as a nation!!
katrina all over again, an ineffective government on a natural disaster and an arrogant president who refuses to even acknowledge people dying and suffering on american soil.
Gerald Soria there's one big difference between Maria and Katrina. In Katrina, Bush actually started helping immediately. If you want to talk about him flying over New Orleans, he actually said that he regrets that being the message he sent, and that's not how he felt.
Trump makes Bush looks like the brightest star ever....
Gerald Soria of course. That’s how they treat minorities
Gerald Soria stick to listening to your crappy music and fucking every guy you know you little girl
A simple google search: Though the Commonwealth government has its own tax laws, Puerto Ricans are also required to pay most US federal taxes,[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8] with the major exception being that most residents do not have to pay the federal personal income tax.[9] In 2009, Puerto Rico paid $3.742 billion into the US Treasury.[10] Residents of Puerto Rico pay into Social Security, and are thus eligible for Social Security benefits upon retirement. However, they are excluded from the Supplemental Security Income.
The federal taxes paid by Puerto Rico residents include import/export taxes,[11] Federal commodity taxes,[12] social security taxes,[13] among others. Residents also pay federal payroll taxes, such as Social Security[14] and Medicare taxes.[15]
3 billion dollars is not "nothing", compared they are just an island. On the cocaine......well....where are the noses that love that shit? Guess where??
4:30 "This is an island... Surrounded by... water, big water, ocean water" i cringed
Shin Da He has no fucking clue what to say!
So what's Puerto Rico's debt? $70 Billion?
How much is Trump's tax cuts going to cost? $5 Trillion?
Perhaps Apple, Microsoft, and Google could club together and buy the island. They could then set it up as their own personal tax haven.
Mayor of San Juan: "Mr. President our people need food, clean water, medical care, and fuel for cars and generators, among other necessities. They are DYING."
Trump: *dedicates trophy*
Trump makes Bush look and sound highly intelligent!
Mmmmm, don't know if I can go THAT far, but, as they say: It ain't over 'til the Fat Lady sings, and she's still warming up. A good communal hangin' is still in order for all these idiots, and hopefully getting higher up on the agenda of Things to Do.
Bush was the silent, shy type of an idiot, that's their actual difference
Trump makes an ACTUAL bush of the shrubbery type look and sound highly intelligent. #Shrubbery2020
Big Water.
Please keep uploading full monologues!!
I love how he switches to Trump mode while reading his tweets.
#nonpresident ths is a non president
FAKE PRESIDENT
PipsKay ii
#PresiDotard Drumpf
To start, trump could pay them the 3 million he owes them for that stupid golf course
x11. “When Trump's Puerto Rico golf course went bankrupt, he left Puerto Rican taxpayers with a $33m bill! And he's blaming them?”
Zesty of course he is he never does anything wrong
Good thing Puerto Rico got their trophy i was worried
Empty gesture, from an empty soul.
When that man directed the attention to Puerto Rico's debt he has to be reminded that this country bailed out the banks, Wall Street and people like him that filed bankruptcy 11 times and got it 6. We paid for it, for his lifestyle, for his art to scam and pocket investments as of what he owes on debt before filing bankruptcy of 33 million dollars to Puerto Rico. He is not ashamed of it, he has to start up by paying back, all that money he pocketed from investors he has to pay it back to the american citizens that absorbed that debt. We are not fools, we know who he is.
torito131 unfortunately there are fools out there who believe he earned that money and that he is the greatest there ever was. I’m really wishing the end of the world was real and that this could be over.
RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! (Pardon the caps but this is SO true.) The Wall Street banks stole at least 13 TRILLION dollars from the American people and then got BAILED OUT! by the same people they'd just robbed. Puerto Rico, like almost all vulnerable states, are victims of predatory lending and trapped in inescapable debt. torito 131, you are not a fool but there are millions who are.
Impeach Trump!
Why stop there...?
Too late body,the damage has been done
How many times was Trump declared bankrupt again? (money wise not morally)
It's disheartening and disgusting to see comments like these from any leader, let alone the leader of The United States. Come on man, we're supposed to be the example for the world to follow, not the laughingstock of the world.
Combustionsquirrel example for the world to follow? O.o
Bawhahaha never were.
All joking aside, Puerto Rico is in big trouble. If things don't pick up for them, they will start facing a humanitarian issue because of the incompetence and insecurity of the most powerful a-hole where hundreds or thousands more will die from inaction.
Not to downplay Las Vegas but it took just hours for Trump to respond with actual condolences but took nearly 2 weeks for him to respond to Puerto Rico with viscious attacks on people who desperately need food water and electricity still. And I hope the victims of Las Vegas continue to do better with all the blood drives but Puerto Ricans still need a lot more help
S Lee "start" facing? It's already at that point, friend /:
Like if this show is liberal brainwash propaganda.
A thoroughly descriptive definition, as provided by a 3rd-grade history teacher.
Deep Patel *Dumbass Trump 2017
Deep Patel I mean trump has said some ridiculous shit before but that quote takes the cake. That quote will go down in the history books sadly...bigly 😂😂😂
Who knew that an island is surrounded by big, beautiful water, who knew? The Liar-in-chief is a complete moron, how can Trumpsters think this is right and continue to support this deplorable administration? SAD and WRONG
what was the size of the water again?
4:02
_"The government of Puerto Rico....."_
You mean the United States government?
Well yes but in thw islands we have a little goverment but it can't lead free but have to ask permition of the mainland goverment (USA goverment) is complicated but we can't export or import unless is by the us marine. And is super expensive , puertoricans are the best client of that marine because is the only one they can buy becauseof mainland's laws. And our intern "constitusion" it was fixed by mainland because it was to liberal and give them to much freedom. Is just a modern colony. Puertoricans pay taxes of the marine and what we receive is some % of the money we buy in marine products, social security ect. Is really long so I reccomend "The war against puertorricans" is a good book. If u speak spanish I have a good video who explain some maths about it. From an economist and a historiador.
Is a modern colony but is called territory or "incorporaded free state" just to be less polemical.
Every time Trump supporters say Liberals are brainwashed or that comedians like Colbert are lying they seem to forget that the only things about Trump that really piss us off are the man's own words from his own mouth/twitter. Commentary from Colbert really only serves to make us laugh at what would otherwise be an extremely depressing look at our sad state of leadership.
had anyone told this story to you just a few years ago, you would think it was a made up satire news show.
Of course every island is surrounded by water
The problem is the BIG water. If it was tiny water, like, really small water, things would be easier. #relocatetoalake
trump : "I like islands that aren't surrounded by water."
Yeah..the best islands are the ones surrounded by land..big land,they're my favourite.
America, your president literally just uttered the phrase "big water, ocean water."
Yeah wtf? He sounds like a 3yo.
"Water. Big water. Ocean water." I seriously just placed my face in my hand and prayed for the death of society and/or humanity.
North Korea should have a great advantage then, since they are ''across big water, ocean water''
As someone not from USA, it's really confusing for us to understand why do you need Guns in the first place? What is that we don't know?
In my life I have never been in a situation were the answer to the problem is a *GUN* , but then again I'm not American.
_Man, Trump ruining USA : Hilarious and entertaining._
_Gun Violence ruining USA : Sad and Painful._
Take Care. Be safe. Peace ✌
Sidd Joshi Im from Germany but I can alrdy tell you that guns are a part of the history of the us. the 2nd A. allowed the independence from uk in the first place. without the fire power they would have lost against the british empire. so the guns are a part of the constitution. so there is the ideological part then there is the financial part with the gun lobby and selling weapons = money = influence = power = corrupted people = bad sht happens
Sidd Joshi AMEN brutha
The pro-gun sentiment is the combination of history and culture that cannot be removed from some peoples' minds. People that have deep pockets and do not trust the government figured out with a bit acceptable collateral damage such as double amount of mass shootings in the US than such incidents in similar scale of all other developed countries combined, they could keep the gun culture alive and have power to defend themselves when shit-hits-the-fan events happen. Funny guns create more such events than they solve. Who knew.
In short, this is another example on how small percentage of self-centered, not well informed population committing murder without taking the responsibility in the US. The several new GOP health care bills that got blocked and the tax reform bill are the other two examples.
Yes, but when did that happen? Has it happened in the last century? Did they use guns to fight the government and local government and police that would treat some citizes in a racist way? Are they doing it even now against those racist people? No, the only way guns are used is for massacre, one after the other. Guns are to be used only for hunting and sport, in selected and controlled areas, and that's it. Not given to anybody without any limitation.
Giuseppe Pipia - you hit the core of the gun issue. The only problem is you overestimate those pro-gun peoples' ability to think in bigger picture.
They don't use guns to fight against racist people. More gun friendly states are from South and it can be traced back to the Civil War era.
6:53 Look at the blond lady's face...what is she looking at? LOL
She smells the stink coming from Trump's bullshit.
Mairon maybe old man dukey drawers !😄 I just made that up.
Looking at the probability of Trump marrying her.
That's her impression of Melania...
7:04
An escape route
Lol
"Dropping emergency golph trophies..."
I died.
Meanwhile, Markiplier raises 100s of thousands of dollars, and advocates charities where you can see where your dollar goes. Oh, the contrast between the people and the politicians.
Such a despicable human being, DT I mean, believe me I know despicable but this is the top in history. Please Americans do something to end this world nightmare.
I find this so humiliating and ironic: to dedicate a golf trophy to the people suffering from the devastation of the hurricane. It's like he's laughing at them (as he hasn't done that enough already).
I love a good ribbing of trump in the morning, it's like...victory.
Why use trucks in the first place if the roads are blocked? Maybe helicopters instead... His wife speaks better English than Trump. What school gave Trump a diploma? #diplomatruther
trouble follows ...erm the roads are not blocked anymore they don't have gas ⛽️ for the truck to deliver or for generator in hospitals or water or food...FEMA has been handing out 3 bottles of water and 2 snack per person including kids ohh and Trump dedicated the trophy let's not forget about that insure that will save many lives
He is ready for SC. Not sure South Carolina or Stephen Colbert.
its an island. I think they should use boats to get around the island to distribute, then figure a way to get it inland from the shores. Island is 35 miles wide. That means no one is more than 17.5 miles from a shoreline. Id trek that if I had to get me some supplies. Just a stupid idea I had. Instead of stocking it at the major a port.
Drexel Brook the terrain is not flat like florida and also has a rainforest in part of it.
Hey, I survived hurricane Irma. Where is my emergency golf trophy? SAD!
Every time they do the Real News Tonight I feel like somebody could show it to Trump and he would think it's a new Fox News segment. Not like he has the ability to check the internet to see if it's real or not.
Squirrel Gray he does not possess the rudimentary intellect to detect sarcasm. He'll probably give Jill Newslady and Jim Anchorton cabinet posts if he saw their 'news report.'
The whole monologue in one piece....
nice
Not only does he believe that Puerto Ricans are watching the news, he also thinks they are reading his tweets. And he thinks that dedicating a golf trophy is appropriate. He's so in touch with the needs of the people and cares so much that I'm sure his promise to help the working class will be fulfilled any day now......any day now......wait for it......waaaait for it......
You can see the priceless happy glow on Stephen's face at 4:41.
IMPEACH trump!!!!!!!!!!!
He can make a very good joke from every ... trump dot dot dot ... XD my favored love it!
Lol, at first I thought the Mayor of Puerto Rico was an actor for a skit.
I vote for Steven Colbert to be our president like in monsters and aliens
Suci Thao As much as I like Steven, if there's one thing that Trump has taught us it's that politics is difficult, and running a country should be left to those with experience and knowledge in political affairs. I hope Americans choose someone who actually has experience in politics for their next president.
What, like Crooked Hillary? No thanks. I'd rather have Trump, triggering leftists and #MAGA.
please help Puerto Rico, it's just 100 miles across.
what was the size of the water again?
Oh, it's big. Big Water. Ocean water.
Too bad Puerto Rico is not on a lake. Tiny water would make things easier. #relocatetoalake
YUGE!
Bigly
To Trump, any criticism is unfair criticism.
Colbert makes me laugh AND gets me PISSED OFF all at the same time
In spite of this, I miss CC Colbert Report...
This is the therapy that we all need right now. We can still have a sense of humor as we kick this orange shit to the curb. (I broke my foot and almost died from laffing so hard - it's a coping mechanism)
chinookvalley I hope that curb he gets kicked to is somewhere in the middle of Siberia...
Look at that golf trophy video and look at the blonde to the left as she looks to the person on each side with a face that says "Am I the only one hearing this bullshit?"
I wish there were an IQ test required for gun owners and Presidents.
This is an island, surrounded by water, big water, ocean water...
No, don't adjust your dials. That's the American President, not a five year old.
Only Trump will give a trophy to natural disasters victims, maybe giving every one of them a trophy wife!
Lol @ nutlid.
He dedicates a fuckin trophy???!!! Worst President ever!!! This from a guy who endured 8 years of Bush Jr. That should tell you something.
As Lord Voldemort wrote above, "Let them eat trophy". We know where she went.
this is pretty out of hand, can you imagine this man outside a position of power? think of how we would reject him.
It's surrounded by fishies and bubbles and turtles that bite!
Does J stand for Jerk in Donald J Trump??
Riddhi Agrawal no, it stands for John😂😂
jackass
It was "surrender Dorothy".
So ocean water makes it very hard to get something there. Let's hope North Korea doesn't find out... There is much ocean water between them and the US...
GhostofNr9 Omg you made me spit out my drink. 🤣🤣🤣
That excuse upset me even more than usual, and I'm not even American. If NK launched a missile at Seoul, the might of the American army would be there in 24 hours. Americans are dying and now the world's biggest "wotor" is preventing them from sending aid
GhostofNr9 you mean big water
how about the top 20 rich people in America give 100m+ to Puerto Rico?
That Golf Trophy is like the ultimate fuck you to Puerto Rico.
You know, that Golf Trophy bullshit is teh equavilent of ''Let them eat cake''. Heads rolled for that.
And then Trump threw paper towels at people.
Trump said something about "we need to work with the goverment of puerto rico". Isn't he the government of puerto rico?
Well yes but in the islands we have a little inside goverment but it can't lead free but have to ask permition of the mainland goverment (USA goverment) is complicated but we can't export or import unless is by the us marine. And is super expensive , puertoricans are the best client of that marine because is the only one they can buy becauseof mainland's laws. And our intern "constitusion" it was fixed by mainland because it was to liberal and give them to much freedom. Is just a modern colony. Puertoricans pay taxes of the marine and what we receive is some % of the money we buy in marine products, social security ect. Is really long so I reccomend "The war against puertorricans" is a good book. If u speak spanish I have a good video who explain some maths about it. From an economist and a historiador
Emergency aid for Puerto Rico in the form of golf trophies! Yep, that's our president
What in the hell is big water?
Big water is ocean water. Tiny water is lake water. #relocatetoalake
I really hope Trump doesn't just try to
entirely cut off Puerto Rico o.0
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice i wouldn't be surprised
#nutlid Best New Insult
7:00 Penny for your thoughts, cringing blonde girl?
People of Puerto Rico: We need food!
Trump: here, have a trophy that shows how good I am at golf
Trump totally didn't know that Puerto Rico was part of the USA. He's dropping that like it's a knowledge bomb, like it's one of those things that he thinks other people don't know, so he thinks saying it makes him sound smart. Who knew US geography was this complicated? Nobody know how complicated it was. It's very, very complicated.