This was used as an introduction at the Police Academy at Houston Texas on the art of concealment and cover. I have to admit it really hit home and as of today, 22 years later, not one person who was in my Police Academy has died from being in a faulty cover and concealment.
Finally someone who hasn't cut off the most important bit - that it goes on and on and ends with a music act where everybody is inside boxes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's my favourite Monty Python sketch of them all.
Yummy Yummy Yummy etc. was actually performed by Ohio Express. For security reasons they are introduced as Jackie Charlton and the Toe Nails (a reference to a popular football player who injured his toes in a game.) This information has now been declassified and made available to the public. The Ohio Express soon broke up after this appearance and individual members drifted into drugs and poverty. Football star Jackie Charlton recovered from his sport injury and now able to stand in plain view was shot on sight. He didn't learn the first lesson of not being seen.
Technically, the boxes were only miming to a recording of the song, as was standard BBC practice at the time. The real group was nowhere near the studio.
Mrs Smegma? Ahahahaha!!! And the music video was brilliant. Which gets me thinking, is there a video today where you're not looking into the nostrils, under the armpits, up the skirt, of everyone in the band? Well, at least we've done away with rhymes like yummy-tummy.
A lot of amazement over the Smegma thing, but remember, thus was produced in Britain where their censorship laws are, shall we say, more lax that those of the US. I mean, anyone who had seen Red Dwarf will remember that one of their favorite exclamations was, "Oh Smeg!" or "Smeg off!" etc.
Mr. George Pennington-Ashe of 62 West Wallaby Street in Lancanshire believed that because he was posting on a comment section on the popular video site "TH-cam," that he could not be seen. This did indeed provide a challenge. However, we were able to bribe a worker at his internet service provider for his IP address and have subsequently tracked him down. (Kaboom) And this is the home of the bribed worker. (Kaboom) Because nobody likes a backstabbing arsehole.
They tried this in Japan, but those pesky ninjas are just too good at hiding. Even when they knew exactly where they were hiding, it did them no good, as the ninjas silently found another hiding spot. Our trigger-happy British friends had no choice but to give up, after finding the body of one of their best bombers/shooters with a kunai through his skull. In fact, something similar happened in southern Africa with the Bushmen.
I was waiting for that too. But I guess whoever was in charge of the explosives happened to be a sucker for great music and he got carried away with dancing. :}
...and this is where he lived. and this is the home of sir acton, who refused to talk to us, along with this man, this one, the us midlands, spain, CHINA!?!?!
What? No. Seriously, no. I'm not like that. Personally, I only thumb something down if it makes me so angry that I want to ring someone's neck. Considering my temper, that's not easy to do. TL;DR: Definitely not me. :D
Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of Not to be Seen. Not to stand up. But he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
Genius!
The loss of Mrs B.J. Smegma was indeed a great loss for us all D:
foxdash Oh, don't act so cheesy.
You get it?
foxdash furreh :D
"Mr. Bent is in our Dunham studios.. which is rather unfortunate, as we're all down here is London."
LMAO, gets me giggling every time.
micheal bay must be very jealous of this
"But, of course they can still hear you." "What *BOOM*"
This was used as an introduction at the Police Academy at Houston Texas on the art of concealment and cover. I have to admit it really hit home and as of today, 22 years later, not one person who was in my Police Academy has died from being in a faulty cover and concealment.
They really had quite impressive pyrotechnics for such a low-budget show.
im old school and still alive but Monty python were fantastic.. pity the new generation haven't seen them... god bless..
It's a shame that this kind of comedy will probably never be allowed on public television in the U.S. again. :(
never be shown in the uk at all now.
I bet they couldn't see the Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
@Piss I saw you on a Cr1tial video lad.
The Superman one? Yeah I was there
PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis Why must I follow you?
Our chief weapon is surprise!
They must have spent the entire budget for that season on this one scetch.
Finally someone who hasn't cut off the most important bit - that it goes on and on and ends with a music act where everybody is inside boxes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's my favourite Monty Python sketch of them all.
i LOVE these guys! Why do they just make the best things to quote! :D
When they blew up the bushes, I was thinking of Iron Front. Ratting out a sniper with a tank.
Mr. Bent is in our Durham studios... which is rather unfortunate as we're all down here in London.
LMFAO
Yummy Yummy Yummy etc. was actually performed by Ohio Express. For security reasons they are introduced as Jackie Charlton and the Toe Nails (a reference to a popular football player who injured his toes in a game.)
This information has now been declassified and made available to the public. The Ohio Express soon broke up after this appearance and individual members drifted into drugs and poverty.
Football star Jackie Charlton recovered from his sport injury and now able to stand in plain view was shot on sight. He didn't learn the first lesson of not being seen.
k then
..but not before taking the Republic of Ireland to two FIFA World Cups, and being knighted by the Irish, even though he was a Geordie.
Many of their best scripts! Recommended! Thanks!
"B. J. Smegma"
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Boy, that escalated quickly.
My only guess is that Jackie Charlton and the Toenails are trying not to be seen. However, they can still be heard.
*boom*
Technically, the boxes were only miming to a recording of the song, as was standard BBC practice at the time. The real group was nowhere near the studio.
You mean the reaI boxes?
what great lengths one has to take just to not be seen.
Mrs Smegma? Ahahahaha!!! And the music video was brilliant. Which gets me thinking, is there a video today where you're not looking into the nostrils, under the armpits, up the skirt, of everyone in the band? Well, at least we've done away with rhymes like yummy-tummy.
that was very clever how they got the band on there without being seen.
thousands of people will agree it was funny.
millions of people will agree it still is.
Hail pythons.
Twelve people have been seen.
JakeBassCZ old post bit im gonna reply anyway...
...and they've all been shot or killed in some specific way.
"Don't be so sentimental, things explode everyday"
1:09 Mr. Lambert! All you need to do to find him is yell out mattress. He will stand up and put a bag over his head.
"No description avilible". I feel that's weirdly spot on..
2:34 that's what you get for being a snitch.
Jacob G Well it is Mr. Gumby.
After which, I think it would be fair to say "his brain hurt"? Explosions can do that to ya...
Hope he got it mended by a good brain speshulist..! ;-)
Noone likes a clever dick!
Tiger sketch definitely beats it on pricetag.
Me and a friend did a movie about this concept in school, completely inspired by Monty Python. We got the highest grade
Oh, no, it's common sense really. If they can't find you they can't get you.
Isaac Kim But of course, they can trace your ip address, can't they?
TheGreyRabbit Hope not. Well, if this were a real thing.
gotta love that maniacal laugh
Singing Boxes are so amusing.
A lot of amazement over the Smegma thing, but remember, thus was produced in Britain where their censorship laws are, shall we say, more lax that those of the US. I mean, anyone who had seen Red Dwarf will remember that one of their favorite exclamations was, "Oh Smeg!" or "Smeg off!" etc.
i luv the way smegma falls when she gets shot!! lol
Mr. George Pennington-Ashe of 62 West Wallaby Street in Lancanshire believed that because he was posting on a comment section on the popular video site "TH-cam," that he could not be seen. This did indeed provide a challenge. However, we were able to bribe a worker at his internet service provider for his IP address and have subsequently tracked him down.
(Kaboom)
And this is the home of the bribed worker.
(Kaboom)
Because nobody likes a backstabbing arsehole.
I hope solid snake is taking notes
that song was a bop, wish i could download it.
They tried this in Japan, but those pesky ninjas are just too good at hiding. Even when they knew exactly where they were hiding, it did them no good, as the ninjas silently found another hiding spot. Our trigger-happy British friends had no choice but to give up, after finding the body of one of their best bombers/shooters with a kunai through his skull. In fact, something similar happened in southern Africa with the Bushmen.
*Mr. Bradshaw Stands*
*BANG!*
Facepalm
"Though not to me, I can tell you"
Someone should pay Paul Eiding to dub his own version of this scene.
Dang it! They didn't blow up Jackie Charlton and the Tonettes in the end! Very disappointing!
Ya, they shouldve
I was waiting for that too. But I guess whoever was in charge of the explosives happened to be a sucker for great music and he got carried away with dancing. :}
Probably wasted all their budget getting them on
I was waiting for the boxes to explode at the end.
Love the music video
mrs. B.J Smegma..... just got that.... thats truly disgusting and i never even noticed it before... well played pythons. Well played
And here is the neighbour *explosion*. And this is where he lived *explosion*. And this is where.... *explosion* PRICELESS
There are 0 ninjas in this picture, but there are 69 behind you.
And this is Matthew Williams... A natural.
Oh Canada----
Ace! Thanks for uploading
Disappointed the singing crates didn't blow up at the end.
1:51 on the dot there is appears to be a camera flash by the tree to the right of the water barrel
the Turkish champions FC Botty XD that reminded me of the woody word sketch
3:50 just cracked me up.
the vallue of not been seen.....brilliant
Solid snake would be proud
"Mrs. B.J. Smegma"
I liked this before the first minute was over..!
Wow outa sight man !!
I can't believe they got away with that.
That is hysterical.
...and this is where he lived. and this is the home of sir acton, who refused to talk to us, along with this man, this one, the us midlands, spain, CHINA!?!?!
Thats perhaps a movie for military training. Lesson one in trench-warfare.
My favorite!!
If you think that's bad look up 'A bit of Fry and Laurie - Ted Cunterblast'
This is the best!
So, it's in both of the top comments, but it must be said again.
Mrs. B. J. Smegma.
They can still hear you
Press 8 for chicken.
Curious as to how the hell they got away with B. J. Smegma.
Five people failed the first lesson of not being seen
Ah, what is Python humor without a touch of psychopathy?
China... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What? No. Seriously, no. I'm not like that. Personally, I only thumb something down if it makes me so angry that I want to ring someone's neck. Considering my temper, that's not easy to do.
TL;DR: Definitely not me. :D
of 13 the crescent Belmont!
And now for something completely different...
They're trying not to be seen
My favourite
So in the performance, everyone is trying not to be seen. But we obviously can tell who is hiding yes?
Can I press the explode button?
Love it.
Oh my god was that funny!
this is how they train SAS
2:33 Oh so Monty Python was the inspiration of the suicide bombers O_O
Best 1 (actually)
B.J. Smegma.... HahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Damn ninjas
Did anyone else notice the second person's name? Miss. B.J. Smegma! lol!!!
This is Mrs. BJ Smegma...
B.J. Smegma....ROFL
fits in the present enytime,..
Ha HA no one out there in computerland can see me ...I'm so very clever
Tommy Haynes But you can be read... BOOM!!!
Haha! Mss smegma. :)
Who else could identify all the sped-up footage clips?
training video for ninjas
yep...laugh....this is what its like.....ask Adrian Brody.....
Mrs B.J Smegma of 13 The Crescent Belmont.
I doubt the censors bothered to look up the word.
3 people are trying not to be seen
Did they just blow up Tracy Island? 2:50
6:21 The First TH-cam Poop.