Monty Python - Execution in Russia

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  • @Toneai2007
    @Toneai2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10358

    "Carry on with the execution." Now that's how you troll someone.

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      "No, dear. This is the dream. You're still in the cell."
      Trolled by his own mother!

    • @SpeakingPolitics
      @SpeakingPolitics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      that was a Dostoyevsky reference lol

    • @vivvpprof
      @vivvpprof 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Please tell me more!! Reference to Dostoevsky's what?...

    • @teddy.v
      @teddy.v 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Justin FromCanada yes I need to know too lol

    • @ezzatelbially8736
      @ezzatelbially8736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      read about Dostoevsky mock execution

  • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
    @Ag3nt0fCha0s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1475

    Reminds me of an old Soviet joke; a judge comes out of the court laughing and his colleague asks what is so funny.
    He tells his colleague that he would love to tell him but he just sentenced a guy to 20 years for the joke.

    • @dotabuff5288
      @dotabuff5288 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      when to laugh, british perverted idiot. What is really funny is that brits have horse teeth, ugly and yellow

    • @AirKIng74
      @AirKIng74 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@dotabuff5288🧂

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      "In Mother Russia, Joke Tells On YOU!!"

    • @jbingfax1950
      @jbingfax1950 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Reminds me a joke of Nasredin Hoja in Turkiye...Nasredin walks down the street and a beggar asks him for some coin...
      "Don't have any money right now , (but) Do you see this villa top the hill? It is yours!"
      "Thank you Sir (!), where are the keys?"
      "Don't ask me , seek the owner who also lives on that street..."

    • @mjh5437
      @mjh5437 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jbingfax1950 "Beggar"

  • @hirightnow
    @hirightnow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    "No, dear; this is the dream. You're still in the cell."

  • @malcolmabram2957
    @malcolmabram2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I remember watching this as a kid. It was the one sketch that took up a whole Monty Python episode. And it was so funny. It finished with the traveller back in England, and saying, 'Now that was a lucky escape.'

    • @colinburke8389
      @colinburke8389 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Actually there was one other episode like that, Mr. Neutron.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@colinburke8389 "Have we shown them we've got teeth?!"

  • @BritNinja88
    @BritNinja88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    "He moved" devastated me

    • @Quetzalcoatlv3
      @Quetzalcoatlv3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      "Carry on with your execution" was better :D

    • @BritNinja88
      @BritNinja88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Quetzalcoatlv3 it's safe to say anything these guys came out with was going to be comedy gold.

    • @danielwaugh2215
      @danielwaugh2215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Laughed when he said "how could you missed?!"

    • @darthguilder1923
      @darthguilder1923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quetzalcoatlv3 best part

    • @mr.frenchy8577
      @mr.frenchy8577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BritNinja88 😂😂😂

  • @DreamVikings
    @DreamVikings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    760 people missed the like button. Next time - definitely!

    • @MrMoney-no8ry
      @MrMoney-no8ry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Those 706 people should have practiced first

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      DreamVikings 880 People looked down the wrong bit.

    • @vladbcom
      @vladbcom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      brilliant observation :D

    • @emes6333
      @emes6333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DreamVikings now 1k 😒

    • @SpyDanielGames
      @SpyDanielGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1392 should have tried some thing completely different.

  • @webcityguymyclubb4032
    @webcityguymyclubb4032 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    ….”No, THIS is the dream” - floored me. Height of British humour here…

  • @bonbondesel
    @bonbondesel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    I'm French and I'm still loving it so much after all these years !
    The British humour is so unique !

    • @allistairneil8968
      @allistairneil8968 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ze Franch humeur iz non existente😅

    • @defetya
      @defetya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@allistairneil8968nein hitler hitler nein nein

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@allistairneil8968 don't talk such rubbish, I have never laughed so much in my life as in France with French people. Your comment just goes to show your general ignorance (and particularly your ignorance of the French language).

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@allistairneil8968 probably funnier than you though.

    • @allistairneil8968
      @allistairneil8968 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nealgrimes4382 Extremely unlikely🤣

  • @Brandmon
    @Brandmon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    Three things that go too well together: XCOM, 95% Hit Chance and "How could you miss?!"

    • @Pooknottin
      @Pooknottin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Ten years and yet to me this is still relevant.
      Let's be fair though. It was already about twenty years for me back then. ;)

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Well, 95% hit chance means one in twenty shots will miss. Thats not that rare.

    • @tombrandis2866
      @tombrandis2866 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@2MeterLP yeah but xcom does odds fixing so..

    • @justprivate2333
      @justprivate2333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@2MeterLP You need to go check some "95% XCOM" memes.
      Our pain is real.

    • @simunstrukan9472
      @simunstrukan9472 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Are we talking Enemy unkonwn? :D :D

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    "How could you miss?" LOL

  • @DCComicsGamer
    @DCComicsGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Still one of my favourite (and most underrated, as it was in the last season) moments in Monty Python history. And also unusually for the TV series, the whole episode was this one story - so it's like a mini-movie.

    • @purplexs2506
      @purplexs2506 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      As I recall, the episode's title is something like: "A bicycle tour of south Kent".
      My nomination for best ever single episode.

    • @eyezik5743
      @eyezik5743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Ozkurl Plus, it couldn't be the last season as John Cleese is present.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's pretty great, but it's also got some pretty damn racist stuff in there. "Housy Housy" and all that. Funny for quite how ridiculously over-the-top racist it is, but still racist.

    • @weckar
      @weckar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@klop4228 We can still enjoy it. Not everything has to be PC all the time.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@weckar I agree, I find it hilarious, in part despite its racism, and in part because it's so ridiculously over-the-top racist. Part of it is me laughing _at_ it now, rather than with it but even so, it's still enjoyable.
      That said, it's a problem not because it's "not PC", but because, well, unironically characterising Chinese people the way they do is pretty harmful. We're smart enough to know the difference between this and reality, but not everyone knows exactly where the lines are and that could cause issues. Not saying that people actually think the Chinese are as depicted in this episode, but reinforcing negative stereotypes is generally harmful anyway.
      I realise I'm overthinking it a little, but I don't want to just sit by an leave discrimination unchallenged. I'm a fan of old, offensive media myself, but it's important always to have a little asterisk next to it to say "while this is funny, but also represents some outdated and disrespectful ideas".

  • @bezzaderbane9890
    @bezzaderbane9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I loved this episode they went so far with the one sketch it just became a whole episode in itself.

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "How could you miss!?!" That's XCOM for ya....

    • @NikolaAvramov
      @NikolaAvramov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You, sir, win at internet.

    • @TheManeymon
      @TheManeymon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Fire Emblem.

    • @SlendHQ
      @SlendHQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's X-Com, baby!

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/078/995/323.jpg_large

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shendue That made me laugh.

  • @pavlina102
    @pavlina102 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    In memory of Graham Chapman: Running at full speed (maybe accelerated for the sketch), shouting "Niet - nieeet - nieeeeet...!", he's absolutely killing me. Rest in peace.

    • @erikswanson5753
      @erikswanson5753 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That was Eric Idle.

    • @cthutu
      @cthutu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@erikswanson5753 No it wasn't. The guy running is Graham Chapman.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@erikswanson5753 Eric Idle looks different. It's Graham Chapman

    • @pappabunny
      @pappabunny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@erikswanson5753 Eric Idle was the mother in the dream sequence.

    • @kimchiwasabee
      @kimchiwasabee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Made me chuckle,too.

  • @TalpaDK
    @TalpaDK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Aged like actual fine wine

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was thinking exactly the same thing lol

  • @Pooknottin
    @Pooknottin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I suppose I'm going strange, but I can't help being very happy that the Pythons managed 5 SKS for this sketch.

    • @TheRealPhilBelk
      @TheRealPhilBelk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah....I found a fellow gun owner!!!!🎉

    • @Pooknottin
      @Pooknottin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheRealPhilBelk Technically yes.
      I own some shotguns, but I live in Yorkshire.
      It's an interest.

    • @CancerGaming56
      @CancerGaming56 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was one of the most common Soviet weapons available for armourers, especially after capture from Korea and Vietnam.

    • @Pooknottin
      @Pooknottin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CancerGaming56 Korea makes sense. How would Vietnam contribute to the BBC's inventory though?

    • @diggledoggle4192
      @diggledoggle4192 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably just buying off American dealers ​@@Pooknottin

  • @schoolsout15
    @schoolsout15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    their aim is as bad as the stormtroopers.

    • @ultimaweapon991
      @ultimaweapon991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      John Pugh
      Hey, there's a reason Reagan called them the "Evil Empire"

    • @Dhampy
      @Dhampy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      John Pugh The Python crew are poking fun at the practice of mock executions as psychological torture in Russia during the Tsarist and Soviet periods. Dostoevsky, for instance, was a victim of a mock execution, he and his fellow intellectuals in the Petrashevsky Circle having been pardoned at the last minute by the Tsar, but the prison officials chose to carry out the form of execution anyway, but without live ammunition as a warning to them over supposed secret plotting. Konstantin Rokossovsky, who would become one of the Soviet Union's better generals in WWII, was arrested during the Anti-Soviet Trotskyist Military Organization purge, due to his place in the reformist wing of the Red Army, and tortured physically, and psychologically--having to endure multiple mock-executions (Solzhenitsyn reported two) where everyone around him was shot but he was spared. Incidentally, Rokossovsky would subsequently wear a pistol at all times, saying that he would not surrender if they came for him a second time.
      Recall that the Python crew were--and are--history buffs.

    • @willnolan8337
      @willnolan8337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DhampirDerGrosse All I wanted to do was watch the video I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.

    • @Dhampy
      @Dhampy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bob the Cannibal **whips out a dish rack, awkwardly turns an imaginary handle on it**

    • @ultimaweapon991
      @ultimaweapon991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DhampirDerGrosse
      Cardinal! The rack!

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    You know, you don't need to add "funny sketch!" if the title already says "Monty Python".

    • @bobbyewing311
      @bobbyewing311 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Actually a good majority of their sketches were lame... But the ones that are funny were fucking hilarious. Let's just put it this way, I've seen a lot more bad Monty Python sketches than good ones but the good ones made the bad ones worth it.

    • @RusteeAB43
      @RusteeAB43 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bobby Ewing kinda like Beatles songs...

    • @xxwhatevahxx
      @xxwhatevahxx  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheShadowOfMadness true true, shall be changed :)

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xxwhatevahxx Still not changed...

    • @NEMOfishZ92
      @NEMOfishZ92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bobby Ewing comedy is subjective
      The ones u find "lame" may be someone elses favorite
      For example my grandfather used to like there I'm not dead yet bit and hate the pet shop one
      I love the pet shop but hate I'm not dead yet
      it has ceased to be

  • @aksmex2576
    @aksmex2576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Legend has it they are still trying to execute him

  • @bobbysands6923
    @bobbysands6923 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The Cycling Tour is my favorite Python episode. For some reason you don't hear about it from fans too often. But this episode is drop-dead funny (like, which ones weren't). Palin is brilliant in it.

    • @vonFisch
      @vonFisch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love it too, later seasons of MP&FC get a lot of bad press, even the Pythons themselves don't like them. But I think they are good

    • @Alex_Gordon
      @Alex_Gordon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      love the part where Eric Idle says "I may have to go to the bank" 🤣

  • @gruntage95
    @gruntage95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    I play the Soviets a lot in Company of Heroes II. This is essentially how my conscripts shoot.

    • @jaguar123987x
      @jaguar123987x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Just Another Just don't then

    • @LapizLazu1i
      @LapizLazu1i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      +Just Another ITS IVAN! AND HE SHOOTS AS BAD AS HE SMELLS!

    • @maximlyubomirov573
      @maximlyubomirov573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Kowalski Because your nose exactly on a level of his ass, little Jerry's helper

    • @LapizLazu1i
      @LapizLazu1i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Demons' Night im not even polish, im german. :]

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Kowalski Red Orchestra 2 referance ?

  • @theducksneezes4987
    @theducksneezes4987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4531

    Years later and still funnier than Collegehumor

    • @reubinthomas
      @reubinthomas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      TheDuckSneezes What's college humor?

    • @bmort1313
      @bmort1313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Reubin Thomas shit

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I would hope after all Collegehumor was only a youtube channel unlike the legendary monty python

    • @Welkon1
      @Welkon1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      CollegeHumor is extremely liberal too

    • @Ay-xq7mj
      @Ay-xq7mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well there are like FIVE funny college humor videos.

  • @pandacrazy2427
    @pandacrazy2427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “ You missed!
    How could you miss? He was 3 feet in front of you! “

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nice touch with the poster at the end with 'Burgess and McClean', two notorious British spies working for the Kremlin. 'A Song, a Dance and a Piece of Treachery'

  • @Masapotti15
    @Masapotti15 10 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Some say they are still trying to kill him.

    • @stujb
      @stujb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's not the Stig!

    • @aninlashkar7395
      @aninlashkar7395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And that bar is still intact

    • @enlistedaura2311
      @enlistedaura2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s only halfway done with his bar!

    • @venomgrievousviii2323
      @venomgrievousviii2323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup they still have stormtrooper aim and keep missing and executing him I guess they don’t know of other methods besides firing squad

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Latest news, he's completely done with his bar but thankfully more bars are on their way.

  • @cheesegreater6514
    @cheesegreater6514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "It says... carry on with the execution" haha classic, monty python is the apex of comedy

    • @madame.L
      @madame.L 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There is a similar joke made in Black Adder...you'll like that show.

    • @Adumb_
      @Adumb_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Terry Pratchett did the same joke at Moist von Lipwig's execution at the start of Going Postal as well.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! The Blackadder show is a hound and a rotter and will be shot at down!

  • @kikidevine694
    @kikidevine694 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Training video for the current batch of mobniks?

  • @schmidt640
    @schmidt640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Over the years, Michael Palin has become my favorite Python. The dude just slays me. I mean, they are all incredible, but I just find him the funniest of all.

    • @DavidTSmith-jn5bs
      @DavidTSmith-jn5bs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should see his travel documentaries and Ripping Yarns. Even when he's doing something serious, he'd slip in a joke. In Italy he once said "Why do Italian men make you feel like Worzel Gummidge?" Brilliant!

  • @Spearfisher1970
    @Spearfisher1970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5398

    In looking at this - Monty Python was filmed during the heart of the cold war, yet they were able to get their hands on actual Russian SKS rifles. Now THAT is impressive (now that I think about it).

    • @knallpistolen
      @knallpistolen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      MP was always commies :)

    • @ike25young
      @ike25young 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Duality makes my cow head go all moyshe Kapoyer.

    • @joemoffitt5537
      @joemoffitt5537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      SKS rifles, that is why the firing squad missed. Those things are junk.

    • @Iron4TrollPatrol
      @Iron4TrollPatrol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Depends on who manufactured them. North Vietnam did quite well with them.

    • @maxiejohnson8356
      @maxiejohnson8356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      +Joe Moffitt phsssss
      the Nams killed abunch of RVN and Muricans with that junk.
      skillzzzz lel

  • @poolkrooni
    @poolkrooni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    I loved the "now, how many have been injured?" part. Seems a lot of people missed it. Splendid details

    • @eyezik5743
      @eyezik5743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Followed by an exasperated "All!?"

    • @DavidTSmith-jn5bs
      @DavidTSmith-jn5bs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I admit that I missed that part the first time I saw it because I was focused on Pither since he was the main character and he was on camera while Cleese's character said his line while leaving the cell...

    • @daan176aswell3
      @daan176aswell3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      3:08 Easy to miss because of the loud laughing, 🙊or🙉...

    • @olic7266
      @olic7266 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@eyezik5743 I think he says "aww/oh fuck"

    • @MrBert86
      @MrBert86 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’ve never noticed that before, that’s hilarious!

  • @AndrewLale-mr9jm
    @AndrewLale-mr9jm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Not his Mars Bar AND his crunchy. That's awful.

  • @Bedevere
    @Bedevere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Somehow still relevant in 2023.

  • @EITY10
    @EITY10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Carry on with the execution i laughed so hard

  • @PGComet
    @PGComet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Russians with Hollywood German accents on top of British accents.

    • @furqueue9590
      @furqueue9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      People weren't so familiar with what russian accents sounded like during iron curtain time

    • @jozsimovcek30
      @jozsimovcek30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, sure there weren't Russians in the USA before fall of communism ... smh

    • @lizardlenny
      @lizardlenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What has the USA got to do with this sketch Sokol?

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well who knows, maybe it were some GDR people who were there. After all there were a few hundred thousand GDR soldiers on the soviet side.

  • @z0mb055
    @z0mb055 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Next time... *Definitely!* " 3 otherwise innocuous words made hilarious by the circumstances for which they are said! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Davian_Thule
    @Davian_Thule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "How could you miss?"
    "He moved!"

  • @caoziloong
    @caoziloong 10 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Next time definitely!....how many are injured..." LOL

  • @GrayShark09
    @GrayShark09 10 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    In Soviet Russia rifle shoots you! oh... ...wait!....

    • @effortless35
      @effortless35 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Rifle doez not kill person. Organ failure kill person.

    • @GavinMorris1
      @GavinMorris1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      effortless35 Main cause of death under General Secretary Stalin is localised high velocity lead poisoning.

    • @danielrooks8506
      @danielrooks8506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gavin Morris LOL!

  • @kevinlightner712
    @kevinlightner712 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It is amusing to think Michael Palin later played Molotov in "The Death of Stalin, A Comedy."

  • @danielscissorhands
    @danielscissorhands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell." I love that line.

  • @maglorian
    @maglorian 11 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I love the 'oh, excuse me' bit he writes into his diary when the guards seize him.
    so very polite.

  • @jackmiller5675
    @jackmiller5675 10 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    A usual day in Arstotzka.

    • @ch_risma
      @ch_risma 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @lucianoduarte891
      @lucianoduarte891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glory to Arstotzka!

    • @blep6173
      @blep6173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it good or bad that I know how to play the entire arstotzkan national anthem. And the ussr National anthem. And also ra ra rasputin. Maybe I have a problem...

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand this reference and I'm not 36 years old.

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micah Osborne Also "Moskau" ?

  • @happyundertaker6255
    @happyundertaker6255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    Due to recent developments in Ukraine, this sketch is now reclassified as a documentary.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the Russians shoot this poorly in Ukraine no wonder they are losing.

    • @user-yd4el3ts2e
      @user-yd4el3ts2e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You dont say)))

    • @jonasf4065
      @jonasf4065 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Especially in you live in the woke world!

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Due to Ukrainian AZOV Nazis, иди на хуй

    • @user-yd4el3ts2e
      @user-yd4el3ts2e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@jonasf4065 I dont live in this "woke world" I live in that very country that is In war right now.

  • @Fajanse
    @Fajanse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In memory of everyone, ever: We missed you!

  • @Napoleon4778
    @Napoleon4778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    A telegram from the Kremlin!
    It says:
    "Carry on with the execution"

  • @lilystrong9870
    @lilystrong9870 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    No dear, this is the dream. You're still in the cell!!!

  • @keegan773
    @keegan773 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    They throw them out of windows now.

    • @vonFisch
      @vonFisch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Much cheaper

  • @paulmakinson1965
    @paulmakinson1965 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Things haven't changed that much...

  • @ShamelessDuck
    @ShamelessDuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I like the pretended Russian speech when he commands "ready, aim, fire"

    • @varvarith3090
      @varvarith3090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Жевутни, гередиинкам, ошнецин...

    • @eugenefrolov1396
      @eugenefrolov1396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's not Russian, it only sounds that way.
      For instance, when you speak harshly, people may think it's German, although it isn't. And when you speak French, they may think you are a woman...
      Sorry, I'm not great with examples :/

    • @ShamelessDuck
      @ShamelessDuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eugene Frolov I know it's not Russian, still how they tried to execute it sounded funny.

    • @eugenefrolov1396
      @eugenefrolov1396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, it's very funny. To a Russian ear this pretended speech doesn't make sense though

    • @turquisestones
      @turquisestones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's really funny is that those three words are never even pronounced by Russians when they execute someone. They may be saying "ready" and " fire", but they never say "aim".

  • @GabrielaaCOLOMBIANA
    @GabrielaaCOLOMBIANA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Next time, definitely!" -- BRAVO Monty Python!

  • @tomsmith3045
    @tomsmith3045 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Somehow this is funnier now than it was many years ago. :)

  • @Spyd3rs
    @Spyd3rs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This has aged better than the finest of wines.

  • @yashabreslove3131
    @yashabreslove3131 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "It was all a dream."
    "No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell."
    XD

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genius

  • @Elric33239
    @Elric33239 11 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "The Cycling Tour" episode which I believe was the first time The Pythons wrote a series of sketches packaged as one episode. I particularly liked "How could you miss?" "He moved!" "Shut up!" and "It was all a dream!" "No, dear. This is the dream. You're still in the cell." The random genius of Python. Love it!

    • @forrestpalmer
      @forrestpalmer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The other two were "The Golden Age of Ballooning" and " The Michael Ellis Sketch". "The Cycling Tour" is my ATF and the one I recommend to people who've never seen Monty Python.

    • @DavidTSmith-jn5bs
      @DavidTSmith-jn5bs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@forrestpalmer I believe the Michael Ellis sketch was the last sketch that John Cleese contributed to although he left the show before it aired...

    • @davidhitchen5369
      @davidhitchen5369 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@forrestpalmer You forgot an extremely important one from the same season as Michael Ellis, it was an episode about the most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world.

    • @MobiusBandwidth
      @MobiusBandwidth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@davidhitchen5369 Mr Neutron!

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The one with the blancmange (I forget the title) in season 1 is also a full episode as a set of sketches.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Young Ones, series 1, episode 5 "Interesting" repeated the "This is the dream" gag.

  • @TheElevenz
    @TheElevenz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "How could you miss"... defnititely an all-time classic.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He moved.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@u.v.s.5583 *SHUT UP! GO AND PRACTICE!*

    • @unratonb5894
      @unratonb5894 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I hit the bug on the wall next to the person, so wasant that the target?

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@unratonb5894 Shooting bugs in order to illegally sell the meat? Using state munition to pouch is treason, comrade! Please stand in line for the execution, will you?

  • @TristanDesnos
    @TristanDesnos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Next time! ...Definitely! Lol

    • @flyingpirate0456
      @flyingpirate0456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tris Desnos "How many are injured oh my god..."

  • @j0njn
    @j0njn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “You’ve got to look down this bit!” Should be a phrase used by all marksmanship instructors 😂

  • @masterc.e.o.4000
    @masterc.e.o.4000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Failed business like today ! Poison is an option !

  • @mikeuk115
    @mikeuk115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I'm offensive and I find this russian

  • @lauras.7154
    @lauras.7154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I don't blame them for their aim, probably the amount of vodka they consume between individual shots.

    • @MrGabol100
      @MrGabol100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Laura S. Have you ever seen a russian? They have a little metal bar from their backpack with a vodka IV drip.

    • @shyshotgun1638
      @shyshotgun1638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Laura S. actualy they all were sober , if they were drunk they would have hit him the first time , russians can only hit targets when drunk

    • @vladomaimun
      @vladomaimun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Fox True. It's twice as easy to aim when you are seeing everything double.

    • @NikolaAvramov
      @NikolaAvramov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's amazing that you guys don't even realize that you're literally repeating Goebbels' propaganda.

    • @NikolaAvramov
      @NikolaAvramov 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy De'Souza
      You must have seen thousands of Soviet executions?

  • @danbrown5840
    @danbrown5840 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This seemed like a joke when it came out. Now it's a disturbing truth with modern Ruzzia

  • @peterliekens7459
    @peterliekens7459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    seems very actual

  • @charlestemm4870
    @charlestemm4870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    ahh Monty Python...nothing this good out there now...

    • @nehemiahdanieljuniorjack9503
      @nehemiahdanieljuniorjack9503 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Temm

    • @charlestemm4870
      @charlestemm4870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      w/dry humor and actual dialog? Visual sketches that don't depend always on sex? Please share

    • @santosgessy70
      @santosgessy70 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      South Park is one

    • @DannyD714
      @DannyD714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      granted south park is filled with potty humour,but it also does some of the best topical,and political satire of the day. the most recent season has been an entire storyline about trolls on the internet (i'm sure we've all had our run ins with them),and the u.s. presidential campaign.
      quite frankly i'm ready for a visit from mr. hankey the christmas poo. howdy ho!

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "some of the best topical,and political satire of the day. " I like to watch them to know what they want to inplant into brains of people like you. And from your comment i can tell that in your case they did good job. " Like memberberries: clearly remembering history even your own is a bad thing. Citizens shouldnt be alowed to remember times when people wasnt able to land in jail without trail... USA dont have too much history but clearly they would like to social engineer them into something without any awarnes of history they would be more obidient then. "and the u.s. presidential campaign." i knowed from the begining who they gonna promote and i wasnt wrong. Trump its nothing like Trump, his wife its... i dont even know what and on oposite side there is Hilary and her husband is missing i wonder why...

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    2:15 COD regular difficulty AI in a nutshell.

  • @PlazmaKore7019
    @PlazmaKore7019 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Guess things don t change 😂

    • @angusheider2038
      @angusheider2038 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      )))) ... yep ... you're still the same imbecile _________

  • @Morristown337
    @Morristown337 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was fitting in 2022

    • @vonFisch
      @vonFisch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's even more now in 2023 :D

  • @GrimReaper-rc7fs
    @GrimReaper-rc7fs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    In Soviet Russia, you kill the execution.

    • @Elemental-Phoenix
      @Elemental-Phoenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brilliant.

    • @ryarod
      @ryarod 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This needs more upvotes.
      I implore any kind passing souls to help boost this one to the top.

    • @animash2092
      @animash2092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD
      "In America, execution kills you, in Soviet Russia, you kill execution."

  • @philmann3476
    @philmann3476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I'm relying on a 40 year memory, but if I recall correctly, they finally
    did line him up for the next try, went through with the whole, "ready,
    aim fire" bit, then immediately cut to a scene of him far elsewhere
    saying something like, "What a miraculous escape!" Too bad they left
    that out.

    • @williamallan5791
      @williamallan5791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      watching the whole thing elsewhere, it was a bayonet charge before the jump cut

    • @paulstewart6293
      @paulstewart6293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can't remember but it was probably like that!

    • @DavidTSmith-jn5bs
      @DavidTSmith-jn5bs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Mr Gulliver came to his senses after a tomato hit him, then ran while calling for Mr Pither and climbed over a wall and then the soldiers attacked them with bayonets. Then we see the "Missing Film" caption. Maddening genius!!

    • @chimpazoo1143
      @chimpazoo1143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Pither's friend came to the rescue, but found himself in the sight of the firing squad, which at this time was charging with bayonets, then it cuts to a "scene missing" cue card, and then cuts to them in the field like you said.

    • @philmann3476
      @philmann3476 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@chimpazoo1143 Hey thanks for the reminders. I didn't remember it accurately but apparently wasn't totally hallucinating. It was hilarious then and would love to see it again.

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't know why but I've always found John Cleese yelling extremely funny. Every time he yells I die. 😂

  • @lovegottaget
    @lovegottaget 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks TH-cam recommended, it's like im fully expect this to be my reality soon

  • @MichaelPalinFan2008
    @MichaelPalinFan2008 12 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    As you 'grow up' so to speak, Monty Python gets funnier and funnier, and you understand more why. I started watching when I was 14, and found it funny because it was silly and absurd and randomly odd, but now I'm 22 and I've been through more of life, I understand multiple reasons why each joke in each sketch is funny in different ways and various aspects of the pshyce. PURE QUALITY IN OTHER WORDS. .

    • @shaunbrennan5882
      @shaunbrennan5882 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      How's it looking at 33 Jack?

    • @madbrowndog4887
      @madbrowndog4887 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yeah, my appreciation for Monty Python developed exactly like that. Now I'm in my 60's and I love it because it's silly and absurd and randomly odd.

    • @biffbidderman8164
      @biffbidderman8164 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@madbrowndog4887 How does the 14 yr video have a comment from 35 minutes ago

    • @lordorion5776
      @lordorion5776 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      and now at 33 you realize the Russians really are that inaccurate

    • @angusbull9685
      @angusbull9685 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Wait til your 56, you gain near full understanding of their humour!

  • @serialexperimentspain
    @serialexperimentspain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "carry on with the execution" lmao

  • @justjeff4173
    @justjeff4173 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "How could you miss?!?" The troup could not have known how accurate (no pun intended) this would turn out to be in Russia's execution of the "special military operation" in Ukraine

  • @brianarbenz1329
    @brianarbenz1329 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is a great satire of the "narrow escape" adventure dramas. Once he seems finally out of lives, we see "Scene Missing," then he's back in his peaceful England home, declaring what a fantastic escape that was.

  • @Raveityourway
    @Raveityourway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Between 3:14 and 3:15, a poster appears magically on the wall.

    • @leow2672
      @leow2672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hit Now
      indeed

  • @ALSmith-zz4yy
    @ALSmith-zz4yy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "We're sorry. Would you mind waiting in your cell?"

  • @niklasmoquist6116
    @niklasmoquist6116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    These guys are funny. They should be given their own TV-show or something.

    • @paulstewart6293
      @paulstewart6293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They did. And have you seen what it did to millions and millions of previously balanced, normal, school children? Should be banned.

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      4 seasons and 4 movie's afue stage show's and some theatre versions of there movie's and an up coming stage show of a life of brian

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@paulstewart6293 fuddy duddy

    • @amckittrick7951
      @amckittrick7951 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@paulstewart6293 first off its a joke, and secondly I don't see comedy ruining children. You exaggerate and seem exactly the type of person monty Python crew makes satire about. Try having some thick skin

    • @anonihme5142
      @anonihme5142 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@amckittrick7951 maybe you missed his joke... or are you joking too?

  • @shaftdrive7567
    @shaftdrive7567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "He moved." 😂

  • @MegaOgrady
    @MegaOgrady 7 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    they sound more like german than russian...

    • @Twirlyhead
      @Twirlyhead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      They are actually English.

    • @mattp9019
      @mattp9019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      prob east german for skit XD

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      explains why they kept missing..

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twirlyhead i know... its just looks like german accent to me...

    • @TheTorbenn
      @TheTorbenn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MegaOgrady b. Bb

  • @davidrodgersNJ
    @davidrodgersNJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Brings me back to my boyhood. Staying up late (in the USA) to watch this strange, exotic, very funny show.

    • @kklouzer
      @kklouzer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here! Dr. Who and Monty Python were my favorites. HATED Benny Hill (except for the naughty bits! 😳)😏

  • @michaelfoort2592
    @michaelfoort2592 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I thought this might have been a current scene

  • @phily-hu5pr
    @phily-hu5pr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm glad I have the box set I can watch them anytime I want

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think Monty Python invented trolling. Their sketches are a masterclass, and no one was safe.

    • @nealgrimes4382
      @nealgrimes4382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trolling is just a word for something that existed long before the internet.

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    It's been more than 30 years since the Pythons disbanded, and still no comedian have been able to surpass them.

    • @giannakk
      @giannakk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It seems they were way ahead of their time

    • @michaellaporte4951
      @michaellaporte4951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wright, Pegg, and Frost have done an admirable job at it though.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Divine Falcon
      I don't know about that considering the dated references but I would agree that their style of humor has aged quite well. Especially in the TH-cam era.

    • @Goretantath
      @Goretantath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael LaPorte meh yeah i can accept admirable.

    • @seaton0192
      @seaton0192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its pretty terrible to be honest, people just like it because its old

  • @flyop312
    @flyop312 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2023 nothing has changed

  • @Enkeria
    @Enkeria 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel better now. Knowing this.

  • @Keeves.
    @Keeves. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    wtf am i doing in 3 am

    • @daleksupreme2913
      @daleksupreme2913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone else is laying about dribbling you're watching monty python :D

    • @hooftey01
      @hooftey01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wouldn't that be fucking yourself?

  • @AllanOstermann
    @AllanOstermann 9 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Also reminds me of Black Adder, where Adder's about to be executed by a firing squad. The head shooter asks, "Is there anywhere you'd like to stand."
    Adder replies, "I'd say on the other side of the wall would be just about right." God I love British humor. No "getting kicked in the balls" comedy like here in America.

    • @michaelscody
      @michaelscody 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I too love British humor, but from your last part I'd bet you were not a regular viewer of Benny Hill.

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, not a Benny fan. Don't discourage it, just not part of it.

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I highly recommend Father Ted to anyone that loves this stuff; Python, Adder, Fawlty Tower. I'm American. I discover on my own. It's not on TV.

    • @michaelscody
      @michaelscody 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Allan Ostermann
      Father Ted was never one of my favorites, but if you can get to see Bless Me, Father I strongly recommend it.

    • @AllanOstermann
      @AllanOstermann 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks, Michael.

  • @EpicPain-
    @EpicPain- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Still making me LAUGH after all these years!

  • @rechitsapivo
    @rechitsapivo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They still shoot like this to this day.

  • @juuson
    @juuson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "How could you miss?!" :DDD

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "He moved."

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I want to know is how they hurt themselves the second time.

    • @masteroftheassassins
      @masteroftheassassins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kory stephens “Shut up! Go and practice!!”

  • @cryohellinc
    @cryohellinc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    as a Russian, i find this hilarious. Thank you!

    • @nRADRUS
      @nRADRUS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you are brainwashed quite enough for this humor?

    • @cryohellinc
      @cryohellinc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      nRADRUS On the contrary i think you are brainwashed not enough for this kind of humor. Besides biased and clearly russophobic. Typical western media fan, have a bad day.

    • @RazorSharpChannel
      @RazorSharpChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cryohellinc xD

    • @cryohellinc
      @cryohellinc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ambulance girl Hello! :)

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      фывадорук оагшпз!!!

  • @hookiebookie1
    @hookiebookie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0.47, one of the live audience says "firing squad".
    Ah, sweet, thanks for that m8, thought it was an exercise yard there for a minute.

  • @foylad4862
    @foylad4862 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Does anybody realise the message of this sketch?

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So, the Reds found Waldo..

  • @FaceNapalm
    @FaceNapalm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Officer's Russian is just as good as my Japanese :)

    • @randomwords7811
      @randomwords7811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'am sure you meant, grammar.

    • @demetrious233
      @demetrious233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. He mint grammar. Russian officer (1:33) speaks serbian or poland language, I think.

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Next time think twice before you write. :P In Polish "drevienko" would be "small wood" and that is the only word from his babbling that was Polish or Slavic. :P

  • @cobbetlprogrammer1344
    @cobbetlprogrammer1344 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Classic : and Timeless! Cheers.

  • @bobvido9875
    @bobvido9875 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Monty Python is still the best tv show! Ever!

  • @stpaulimdog
    @stpaulimdog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    No Dear. This is the dream.