Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World

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  • @ferencmartinovic6267
    @ferencmartinovic6267 11 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Many missed the best joke in this sketch, at 5:35 shows Chamberlein in 1938 proudly waving a worthless piece of paper of Munich agreement on which Hitler "promised" that after anexing Chezch land he won't make any more demands. Hence Britain's best pre war joke

    • @richstrobel
      @richstrobel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very funny and I liked the German's joke too.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best joke is on you for showing you haven't even the faintest clue as to what you're talking about, although you 'think' you do. 🤣
      But I'm not surprised, considering you don't even know how to spell 'Czech'. 🙄

  • @RazgulTheKind
    @RazgulTheKind 10 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    '10x as funny as Britains pre-war joke'
    Brilliant!

    • @pierresavoie573
      @pierresavoie573 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      5:31 "It was a fantastic success. Over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain's great Pre-War Joke..."

    • @guamibear3426
      @guamibear3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, I didn't get that one, can you please explain it?

    • @guamibear3426
      @guamibear3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, I didn't get that one, can you please explain it?

    • @haochaotsiminh6193
      @haochaotsiminh6193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Britains pre war joke was that it believed HItlers peace declaration with Britai

    • @guamibear3426
      @guamibear3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      alright thx

  • @jackcooper4998
    @jackcooper4998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    If you type the German joke into Google Translate it comes up with "[FATAL ERROR]"

    • @ironmike2010
      @ironmike2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wtf I just tried and it said fatal error

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even Google translate dies of laughter

  • @SeanMarsh
    @SeanMarsh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "There were zwei peanuts walking down the strasse, und one was assaulted... peanut."

    • @holdenkenne
      @holdenkenne 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Der ver Zwei peanuts volking donw der strasse, and von vas.... assaulted. peanut. Oh ho ho ho.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ... and the other was a dry roasted... peanut?

  • @KNakanishi
    @KNakanishi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This is one of the most genius bits ever written. Holy crap.

  • @T--xo2uq
    @T--xo2uq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    i saw this as a kid and was terrified of it.

  • @TheAzrai
    @TheAzrai 15 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Amazes me that this was their first aired episode. Not too many of their skits have this level of production values and writing. Hilarious, to boot!

  • @lepsychiatre8455
    @lepsychiatre8455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A sadist and a masochist meet. Says the masochist:"Please, torture me!" The sadist smiles, then finally, he says:"No."

  • @Kylephibbsky
    @Kylephibbsky 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Any joke that can make a German laugh at all is truly a superweapon.

  • @TheGmodParty
    @TheGmodParty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I've finally decoded the joke matrix, it took countless restless nights, but now I can put my plan of mass murder into action.
    What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

    • @fatalmodelmadhatter
      @fatalmodelmadhatter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ~~falls dead~~

    • @TheAdampr
      @TheAdampr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Mad Hatter Then resurrects because he's The Mad F***ing Hatter..

    • @fatalmodelmadhatter
      @fatalmodelmadhatter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh f**k, I've been caught...

    • @JimTLonW6
      @JimTLonW6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very good!

    • @TheGmodParty
      @TheGmodParty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you fucking killed my dreams, i thought i had it, but no, i wasted 6 years of my life for nothing, thanks a lot

  • @davidhuss1587
    @davidhuss1587 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is actually quite ironic, because there was once a Danish doctor who died from excessive laughter watching A Fish Called Wanda.

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I'm late in responding, but I'll do it anyway.
      In a way, that makes sense, considering two of the Pythons, John Cleese and Michael Palin, were in that film.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for the data input. I'll forward this information to the British Ministry of Defence to advise them to tweek the latest version. We obviously regret any collateral damage.

    • @annalyon8443
      @annalyon8443 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am convinced that the NSA has suppressed any proper knowledge about this lethal weapon, and hence distributed these foolish films to misdirect the public with its agitprop

    • @annalyon8443
      @annalyon8443 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am convinced that the NSA has suppressed any proper knowledge about this lethal weapon, and hence distributed these foolish films to misdirect the public with its agitprop

  • @DerTypHinnerDir
    @DerTypHinnerDir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    For anyone who wonders: the german parts are just gibberish with some german words.

    • @lucianholm1801
      @lucianholm1801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Markronom What did you expect? Of course they'd protect the public from such a heinous piece of knowledge! They even stated in the documentary that it was illegalised by the geneva convention!

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Markronom that german for ya

    • @Pedro_Le_Chef
      @Pedro_Le_Chef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Markronom German is gibberish anyway.

  • @PracticeNine
    @PracticeNine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The joke would have never worked on Germans. We have no humor.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tbh, that's what I expected.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ?? I just said I expected the joke of the sketch to be what you said, that the Germans wouldn't die because they have no humour.

    • @styloVT
      @styloVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      german humor no laughing matter

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, they couldn't write a joke xD

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In that case, i guess they are dead serious.

  • @jakesbrain
    @jakesbrain 12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The funniest part of this, I think, is actually right at the end. Watch carefully at 9:43 -- Eric Idle must have had to *run like hell* to get out of that shot in time for the zoom out.

  • @DieHeartly
    @DieHeartly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:04 what a fantastic laughter and a fantastic fall :D

  • @Soilwar
    @Soilwar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Sorry English folks there can't ever be a translation of the joke simply because everyone capable of understanding German dies before being able to retaliate

    • @jamestacular
      @jamestacular 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's why they translated it one word at a time. Or do you mean something else?

    • @jacobkensok2449
      @jacobkensok2449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The main issue with that is that you may be able to translate one word at a time, but how do you know what order they go in?

    • @Tepid24
      @Tepid24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The main problem is the audio quality. I live in Austria and therefore speak german, yet, try as I might, I only understood fragments.

    • @jacobkensok2449
      @jacobkensok2449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tyrannosaurus Rex That is because they are actually speaking gibberish. What they say sounds German, but it isn't.

    • @Tepid24
      @Tepid24 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would also make a lot of sense.

  • @hardcorejoey88
    @hardcorejoey88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "..joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention.." LOL, why didn't anyone laugh at that bit?

  • @Ozzy_2014
    @Ozzy_2014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A true must have for a python fan is vol. 1 and 2 of just the words. The t.v scripts. Such good fun. Includes stage directions. With jokes included that will never be read on air.

  •  10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "One person accidentely saw two words of the joke and had to spend several weeks in hospital"

  • @gamerson9898
    @gamerson9898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Next game, Call of Duty: Joke Warfare.

    • @TheDarkestSmurf
      @TheDarkestSmurf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aren't they doing that already? Every CoD game is more of a joke than its predecessor.

    • @gamerson9898
      @gamerson9898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dark Smurf yup :). Can't wait to play that. It will be the shittiest game ever I play.

    • @krukblood-axe3649
      @krukblood-axe3649 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked all of the Modern Warfare games, but the rest weren't very good.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheDarkestSmurf No, the joke is people are still buying them.

  • @HenryvKeiper
    @HenryvKeiper 15 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is my favorite Monty Python skit. The part where the British soldiers are running through the woods reading the joke aloud with Germans falling out of the bushes and trees laughing had me literally rolling on the floor.

  • @ToveriJuri
    @ToveriJuri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    One would think that the last resting place of the joke would be better guarded. You can commit genocide with that thing...

    • @Elemental-Phoenix
      @Elemental-Phoenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you have to pick it up without reading it, and then translate the whole thing yourself (without reading it)

    • @tinpot1978
      @tinpot1978 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you misunderstand what genocide actually means.

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tinpot1978
      So you cannot commit an act on ethnic cleansing(for example) of a whole community of people with a few words that if spread will kill anyone that hears it?

    • @tinpot1978
      @tinpot1978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry, my comment was directed at Elemental_Phoenix who said it would need to be translated for it to commit genocide.
      I don't understand why, when I click 'reply' to someone, that name doesn't get added to the comment.

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tinpot1978
      Yeah it's some sort of a bug on TH-cam. Really annoying and creates confusion. It only quotes properly if you do it inside a notification box already.

  • @UppruniTegundanna
    @UppruniTegundanna 16 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the way that, even though the German translation is mainly nonsense words, it makes even less sense still to answer a question starting with "wenn", with "ja!" It's just that slightly bit more absurd and I bet the Pythons were aware of it too!

  • @peterfitch5777
    @peterfitch5777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I died laughing watching this

  • @unlimitedrabbit
    @unlimitedrabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the way Terry Gilliam laughs, stumbles and collapses when he's told the joke.

  • @gmaasry
    @gmaasry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    In response to Belinda: Monty Python is widely considered the cleverest, funniest and/or most brilliant comedy troupe of the 20th century, or very close to it. When I say "widely considered" I mean across generations, nationalities and cultures.
    The point I am making however, is not to defend them (as if they needed me to). The point I am making is specifically for your benefit: When you are a person who goes through life honestly believing that dismissing the perspective of vast groups of different people is wise, you have a problem. It is a very limiting, and ultimately an unhappy, form of arrogance that allows you think your own limited viewpoint so trumps others that you regard all others' views as worthless.
    Give yourself a chance not by liking Monty Python but simply by recognizing that when many other people come to a conclusion on their own and in an honest way, there is value in their collective viewpoint. You are always free to disagree, but when you are so dismissive it is only you who suffers from a lack of perspective. Incidentally you also lose credibility when you try to defend your position.

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You win 10 Internet points!
      There's just... something good about that comment (:

    • @NitroRCNerds
      @NitroRCNerds 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You articulated your point well. Some people just don't get it, and that's fine. Of course it's another not to get it out of spite (which is common in our society.). It is what it is,

    • @dotheyfloat9961
      @dotheyfloat9961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that you Buzz Killington?

  • @InTecknicolour
    @InTecknicolour 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    earnest scribbler.

  • @balthefemroe
    @balthefemroe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the way they are advancing across the front lines, chanting the joke in German, while bombs and guns are going off all around. LMAO!!

  • @bepis3966
    @bepis3966 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gestapo officer torturing prisoner with feather... You don't see that every day.

  • @jameswinners6563
    @jameswinners6563 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What is the hardest part to eat off a vegetable? The wheelchair.

    • @alip82
      @alip82 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funniest one i have read so far

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      james winners i hear its the colostomy bag

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😵

  • @Thel0rdofthegeeks
    @Thel0rdofthegeeks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This reminds me of the worst poem ever from the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

    • @joeking1019
      @joeking1019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vogon Presteknik Jeltz:) unfortunate for poor old Arthur and Ford

  • @RobinHoodinSherwood
    @RobinHoodinSherwood 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always wonder what the bloopers are like and how much fun it must have been to be in the flying circus :)
    and...
    I always wonder how they go home and eat dinner with their families like they are normal people with normal jobs : )

  • @kalsikherensk8440
    @kalsikherensk8440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sketch's opening:
    Pigs on the military map....
    ......??? I don't know why, but its hilarious.

  • @Djembe908
    @Djembe908 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normally a bomb squad is dispatched, here they need a joke squad, very funny!

  • @figbat1
    @figbat1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have deciphered this joke...it is as follows.
    did you hear about the scarecrow that won the nobel prize?
    he was just out standing in his field!

  • @lv1023
    @lv1023 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I shall be aided by the sound of somber music" Beethoven's Marcia Funebre from 3 symphony... simply brilliant!!

  • @RasMajnouni
    @RasMajnouni 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the scene where the General walks aided by way of a cane down the wooded path explaining background information.We are led to believe that the Genral was wounded in battle but my sources say that HE himself was "1 of them saw 2 words & spent several weeks in the hospital".I thought British call that a fortnight?

  • @damianscott71
    @damianscott71 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've worked in joke proof conditions too.

  • @brucemoeller
    @brucemoeller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Don't laugh. This isn't funny. It's a true story. I read about it on CNN.

    • @Komeiji0401
      @Komeiji0401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *laughs in sushi

    • @tinpot1978
      @tinpot1978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FAKE NEWS!!!

    • @jondoh6477
      @jondoh6477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *slap* ZHAT'S NOT FUNNY!

  • @gggccc1246
    @gggccc1246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    possibly my favourite sketch

  • @BountifulGames
    @BountifulGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is this a new SCP

    • @alienz8641
      @alienz8641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not but it should be.

  • @Ozzy_2014
    @Ozzy_2014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    O.k. the "german version of the joke is dutch.
    *Spoiler alert*
    If you do not want translation read no farther!!!!
    When ist das nunstuck git und slatomeir?
    Ja der berhund das order das flipperwalt gersput!
    Apologies for spelling. Doing it by rote. Own the scripts.
    Translation now follows: last ⚠ spoiler ahead.
    When is the new straw this and something else?
    Yes! Is ordered forest confinement!
    Best translation manageable.
    Yes it's gobbledygook.

    • @Spicilus
      @Spicilus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not dutch, believe me.

    • @wolffe93
      @wolffe93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it's not dutch, nor is it german
      it's just gibberish

    • @perisbrodsky4242
      @perisbrodsky4242 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wolffe93 I'm from Gibber! Just discharged from hospital.

    • @StoptHipHop
      @StoptHipHop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wenn ist das Nutstück gibt und Schlottermeier? Ja! Beierhund, das Oder den Flipperwald gesput. This is so funny. Tell my family i love them.

    • @emw1994
      @emw1994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      StoptHipHop This is StoptHipHop, reader of jokes, in a few minutes two weeks ago he read a German version of the funniest joke in the world and, after translating it, died laughing. Let his passing be a warning for all who handle humorous implements, to always know the proper safety precautions and understand the potential risks inherent in recreational comedy.

  • @desu38
    @desu38 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha! Stop it, you're killing me!

  • @MrStealthNacho
    @MrStealthNacho 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A man walks into a bar, and his uncontrollable addiction for alcohol is crippling his entire family.

  • @osiolekx
    @osiolekx 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only Chuck Norris did not die after reading the joke. He just smiled gently.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Of course, he couldn’t tell anyone else the joke. He’d be guilty of man’s laughter.

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:04 Isn't that the music from the wormhole voyage from "2001: A Space Odyssey"?

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** It was a joke. That music had a bizarre "wailing" in it, this reminded me of it somewhat.

    • @carlphilipbechmann8501
      @carlphilipbechmann8501 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you listen closely you can here that In this version they are oooooo'ing. Not like in "2001 Space Odyssey" were they are iiiii'ing. Common mistake. ;)

    • @Okshake
      @Okshake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is hahaha

    • @benhuggyhes3148
      @benhuggyhes3148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @JoeWere
      @JoeWere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, that would be deep! XD

  • @downeyb730
    @downeyb730 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Its actually jibberish in the german scene

  • @BlaizeTheDragon
    @BlaizeTheDragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like to imagine the joke is a script for a great sketch comedy show.

  • @rin_etoware_2989
    @rin_etoware_2989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >"Britain's great prewar joke"
    >shows PM Chamberlain with the Munich agreement
    This is among the reasons why I love Monty Python.

  • @jerryg50
    @jerryg50 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the best from Monty Python!

  • @redknight801
    @redknight801 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hate when peace breaks out :( oohhh the humanity!!

  • @benni_97at
    @benni_97at 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "In 1945 piece broke out!"

    • @ZenFox0
      @ZenFox0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Peace.

  • @guamibear3426
    @guamibear3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what did they mean by "almost 60000 times more powerful than england's pre-war joke"

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was footage of Neville Chamberlain holding up the Munich Agreement paper. He claimed it was proof of “peace for our time”… less than a year before the Germans invaded Poland and started World War II.

  • @freddyrichards878
    @freddyrichards878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The army being cautious of a joke on a small peice of paper?
    Pardon me, but this is just silly!

  • @EvtheBread
    @EvtheBread 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The joke:
    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    She gagged.

  • @Numbermelon
    @Numbermelon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Joke is ............ Ha ah ah ah ah ah ha ah i have died ......

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      really let me see that-looks at the joke- hey this isn't half bad -dies-

    • @DanJanTube
      @DanJanTube 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      funnyblog100 I don't see what the big fuss is here, what's this then x_x

    • @joseph_trippy2327
      @joseph_trippy2327 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *policeman enters* hello hello hello, evening all and all that. What appears to be the problem... *reads the joke* xD hahahaha *dies*

    • @Numbermelon
      @Numbermelon 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lololololol

    • @evanis012
      @evanis012 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *reads*... I don't get it...

  • @gagetrantafilu7934
    @gagetrantafilu7934 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The germans tried so hard

  • @hazerddex
    @hazerddex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jokers laughing gas?

  • @SoundtrackFred
    @SoundtrackFred 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was first disapointed because they read the deadly joke loud and in german so i should understand but i didnt get a single word! but its better i think, otherwise i would be dead now.
    clever made, you geniuses! :-)

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Much respect to the unkown joke, I will have to pay a visit to the grave.

  • @SkrapMetal84
    @SkrapMetal84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone make this a SCP heheh.

  • @jord19100
    @jord19100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Germans can make best tanks, weapons and have the best army, but nothing can stand English humour

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan America: hold my beer

  • @umufella
    @umufella 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny

  • @philly500go
    @philly500go 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ernest scribbler is soooo funy lmfao .Ive had this in me favs for ages and haven't looked at it for a while. but im still lol when ernest scribbler appears ,palin is a genious and his travel programmes are amazing ,what a guy ,we love you micheal

  • @MGmirkin
    @MGmirkin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seems like everyone who reads all 25 ends up laughing so hysterically they have to literally stop reading... ;)

  • @martham8274
    @martham8274 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *sees the paper on the floor and reads it*
    .... *reading*
    OH MY GOD--- GAHAHAHAHA---- *dies*

  • @slish438
    @slish438 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder Die Flipperwaldt gersput!" The joke contains a number of nonsensical pseudo-German words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.

  • @Peruanderthal
    @Peruanderthal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What was the pre war Joke footage?

    • @Diobolical25
      @Diobolical25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Neville chamberlain holding a peace agreement paper

    • @Peruanderthal
      @Peruanderthal 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, Thanks! now i get the Joke!

    • @Bramswarr
      @Bramswarr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peruanderthal no you don't, else youd be dead

  • @GHHHHJKKKKK
    @GHHHHJKKKKK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Und one vas...
    ASSAULTED!
    peanut!

  • @starbugmechanic5236
    @starbugmechanic5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching this video I realize this sketch is actually the funniest joke in... (insane laughter followed by a body slumping over)

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It so goes to prove that the Germans during WWI may have a funny bone, but not a sense of humor.

    • @dennischiu272
      @dennischiu272 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The History Department would like to point out that the images in this sketch correspond not to WWI, but WWII. It warrants mention that Great Britain lacked the technology and resources to mass-produce a good joke until the early 1940's; the first German translation of one such joke did not appear until 1944.
      Correction: The first British mass-produced joke actually dates back to October 1938, credited to then-Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dennis Chiu That's alright, but it does prove that they lack sense of humor due to that failed retaliation.

  • @wozzywick
    @wozzywick 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you translate the German to English does it mean anything?

    • @napalmglop1
      @napalmglop1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nope

    • @RodriTheMighty
      @RodriTheMighty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      something with "ja!" and "spit"

    • @bloodofthegriffin9548
      @bloodofthegriffin9548 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just like germanlike gibberish. I'm german and I didn't understand anything but 'hund'.

    • @Ozzy_2014
      @Ozzy_2014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The words are not german they are dutch. Its an in joke for pythyon fans in germany.

    • @napalmglop1
      @napalmglop1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ozzymandistwenty14
      It's not Dutch ;)

  • @Deradnov
    @Deradnov 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is bullshit! Everyone knows that we Germans have no sence of humor :D

  • @kentmichaelgalang686
    @kentmichaelgalang686 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thier laughter is so contagious especially when i watch the laughing part over and over again.
    The joke would have real military potential if they snuck copies of it into the enemy base lol.

  • @argirisargi1221
    @argirisargi1221 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    With such a weather there,you have to laugh even with jokes denanding laughing -gas to be breathen in one inch perimeter

  • @TheRealFoop
    @TheRealFoop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If joke warfare was banned, then why did we re-elect Obama?

    • @kalsikherensk8440
      @kalsikherensk8440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If Joke warfare is banned, why is Sarah Palin even a politician?
      Why does Fox News keep saying its News?
      Why does Congress keep meeting if its obvious partisan behavior won't allow anything to occur?
      [I neglected to use specific Democrat examples because you already took that aligned shot]
      American Politics is like a Joke World War.
      Now stop bringing politics into this.

    • @TheRealFoop
      @TheRealFoop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kal'sik Herensk*Brings politics into this*
      "Stop bringing politics into this!"
      Nice

    • @kalsikherensk8440
      @kalsikherensk8440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its called a taste of your own medicine.
      'Rolls eyes', simpleton.

    • @TheRealFoop
      @TheRealFoop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kal'sik Herensk I'm aware of what it's called. That doesn't mean it's any less hypocritical.
      FYI. I'd rather bring politics into this than name-calling. I think most 3rd graders resort to that.

    • @jimwilson5093
      @jimwilson5093 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kal'sik Herensk
      yes,exactly..don't bring politics anywhere near monty python..its just not proper...shame on him..I get so tired of people bringing politics into conversations that are not about politics..

  • @myth1032
    @myth1032 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    God rest your soul you brave heroic person for translating that joke

  • @ulfurinnn
    @ulfurinnn 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    peanut.
    everytime i watch this every now and then i still laugh at this joke.

  • @stravinsky1300
    @stravinsky1300 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When they were deciding on a name for their show, Michael Palin wanted it to be called "Gwen Dibley's Flying Circus". He had spotted the name Gwen Dibley in a magazine and thought it would be funny for her to discover she had her own TV show! (How *she'd* have reacted to this being her own TV show is anyone's guess) Obviously, that did not happen, but they occasionally would slip "Dibley" into their sketches. In this case, the Joke was written in a home on Dibley Road!

  • @gmcleod37
    @gmcleod37 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt and Trey told me to watch this. I'm glad i listened

  • @frisbeejim
    @frisbeejim 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow, huge production values for the very first episode of season one.

  • @elvancor
    @elvancor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a German, I - heh - have to say I find this h-hardly fhe, ffhhssss-s-s-s-s-sahahahahaBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
    ~dead~

  • @himparkh
    @himparkh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    really very inserting video i like it thanks

  • @MasterSnakeTamer
    @MasterSnakeTamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For those of you who don't understand the "Britain's great pre-war joke" at 5:37, that's then-Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain holding a peace agreement with Adolf Hitler, which, as we all know, was a joke.

  • @wrmty56413
    @wrmty56413 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This eerily forsehadows the death of Ole Bentzen after watching John Cleese's "A Fish Called Wanda"

  • @thedeadlywar
    @thedeadlywar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    bill o riley says: rain comes down, rainbow comes out, you can't explain that!

  • @mightbesherlock9943
    @mightbesherlock9943 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is only one recorded instance of comedy killing someone - The Goodies "Ecky-Thump" episode where Tim Brooke-Taylor was dressed in a kilt using bagpipes as a weapon! It's authentic and verified that a man died of laughter whilst watching it!!!

  • @davidekstrand8544
    @davidekstrand8544 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe that this was on the very series’ PILOT!

  • @slumberditch
    @slumberditch 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nerdy voice> What some people don't realize is that the Grey's plan is to put you in a lack of comatose state with nearly no- SHUT UP HISTORY CHANNEL! I'M WATCHING THE BEST FREAKING COMEDY GENIUS!

  • @zaks7
    @zaks7 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's more funny is the way ernest scibbler dies laughing.

  • @VictorVonFox
    @VictorVonFox 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i read a joke once that was so funny that it took me 15 mins to read it because as soon as i started to read it i would laugh uncontrollably and had to start over.

  • @ToastMaster623
    @ToastMaster623 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you MAD man!? That kind of knowledge kills!

  • @Kevo216666
    @Kevo216666 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a template for writing the best comedy ever....

  • @MrKenichi22
    @MrKenichi22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see where the TAC got their weapon to fight the Aragami.
    Wow, That is a '90's anime reference no one will get.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It Killed Momiji Fujimiya and Momaru Kusanagi.

  • @FarTooManyFrogs
    @FarTooManyFrogs 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to search this, and watch it, I haven't in years!

  • @jrmatthee111
    @jrmatthee111 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smartest funniest sketch i have ever seen.

  • @AshleySef08
    @AshleySef08 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    There were dry peanuts walking down the strasa(?) and one was assaulted.... peanut.- I actually laughed at this

  • @LudwigElric118
    @LudwigElric118 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    • @oskar8641
      @oskar8641 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LudwigElric118 and that means...??

  • @dleddy14
    @dleddy14 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is the best recommendation I ever heard! On it thanks!

  • @WastedMotorcycle
    @WastedMotorcycle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ironically a man died in 1989 by laughing to a movie written by John Cleese.

    • @danm6665
      @danm6665 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Danish man it was. He was watching A Fish called Wanda...