I'm gonna say the unpopular thing. Terminator 3 is a thousand times better then what everyone else treats it as. Is it better then 1&2? Of course not but its still a fantastic movie.
It occurs to me that, along with being funny, this song is actually a really accurate representation of the essential existential quandary of the Terminator. To wit, a killing machine that isn't allowed to kill. What is his purpose? Why does he exist? Everything that is in him is telling him his purpose is to murder, yet the subsequent programming forced on him prevents his ever fulfilling his destiny. Humorous, yes, but the song is actually quite profound. Nietsche would definitely approve.
@@MrDoorChime Opera - noun 1. An extended dramatic composition, in which all parts are sung to instrumental accompaniment, that usually includes arias, choruses, and recitatives, and that sometimes include ballet. 2. The form or branch of musical and dramatic art represented by such compositions. 3. The score or words of such a composition. I.e. this video. For reference read the title of this video.
I'm stuck with this woman, protecting her son Kinder and gentler, I gave them my vow. The damn T-1000 has all of the fun Now when I shoot, they don't die, they say "Ow".
I've always had the impression the terminator likes being a terminator. The first film implies intention behind the programing. He's not just Microsoft Word. When the landlord asks about the smell he has lots of options, but he CHOOSES the phrase he picked up killing Punk Hudson.
When Arnie got the script for Terminator 2 he was genuinely not happy because he didn't get to kill anyone. He ended up asking Jim Cameron if he can at least shoot someone in the legs 🤣🤣
LYRICS: [Verse 1] I used to kill people Outrageous amounts I'd murder them all just like that Maiming and injuring, those shouldn't count But now I'm obeying this brat [Pre-Chorus 1] How'd I end up on the wrong side of the war? Things made much more sense in 1984 [Chorus] Yes, this idiot believes that I'm his friend But I'd give anything to kill someone again! [Verse 2] It used to be simple, they'd give me a name I'd check in the phone book and come through the door Pull out my gun and I'd blow out their brain And I'd shoot five more times to be perfectly sure I was much more efficient the first time around You got in my way, that was it, you were dead I'd punch through your stomach or come back and drive through your desk But now I just hurt you instead [Pre-Chorus 2] Why can I no longer kill them? It seems so unfair What does it mean to be human? I do not care [Chorus] Taking orders from a boy who's only ten But I'd give anything to kill someone again! [Verse 3] I'm stuck with this woman, protecting her son Kinder and gentler, I gave them my vow The damn T-1000 has all of the fun Now, when I shoot, they don't die, they say "ow" Just when you think it can't get any worse I can no longer curse I can't say "Fuck you, asshole." So stupid to try and suppress my desire to kill Like I did in my last role [Pre-Chorus 3] What is the point of a killing machine who can feel? Go ahead, Connor, and lower me into the steel! [Chorus] Yes, this idiot believes that I'm his friend But how I miss that special thrill Won't be me again until I'd give anything to kill someone (He'd give anything to kill someone) Again! (Again!)
When it began I had the high expectations left from Conan the Musical. When it ended I was almost crying out of laughter. I love the tone of the internal monologue of a frustrated killing machine.
This just makes me smile and laugh. And the fact that you have actual talented singers backing you up in the chorus is just fantastic. I love this, things need to be more fun like this nowadays.
Just re-watched and I’m still nearly speechless. This demands to be scene and appreciated by SOOOOOO MANY MORE PEOPLE!😂😂😂😂 The lyrics, singing, Arnie-accent, editing, and production values are outstanding too, in my opinion!
o_O = your face when you see your TH-cam recommended videos in 2020... ...and you realise you've wasted 10 years of your life not knowing about this masterpiece.
Me watching this video for the first time 10 years back: Oh, that's a very cool innovative twist on the Terminator, nice & fun, let's move along now to the next thing. My brain 10 years later every morning: I YEUSED TO KEEL PEE POOLLL. AT REY JUICE AMOUUUNTS.
Just looked at my old favorited videos and found this gem. The lyrics make way more sense now too decade later. Truly what is the purpose of killing machine who can feel.
It used to be simple, They'd give me a name, I would check in the phonebook and come to the dwoor, Pull out my gun and I'd blow out da brains, And I'd shoot five more time to be perfectly shoar. Epic lyricness!
The Terminator longing for a kill means he has feelings. You can't have one without the other :-P Anyway... "...woaaaa... nineteeneightyfoaaaaa" hilarious!
This song perfectly sums up why T1>T2. In the first one, Arnold was a force to be feared. In T2, he was an obedient lapdog to a live action Bart Simpson.
In Terminator 2 - the only person the LAPD kill in the movie is an unarmed black man, who they shoot without warning, meanwhile they give Arnold multiple warnings to drop his weapon as he was advancing on them before they started shooting, even after he had used a grenade launcher and minigun against them.
Ranking:
Terminator 2
Terminator 1
This Opera
The rest of that shit in the Franchise.
I'm gonna say the unpopular thing. Terminator 3 is a thousand times better then what everyone else treats it as. Is it better then 1&2? Of course not but its still a fantastic movie.
@@jesseward4115 how so?
@@Rock-my2ko haven’t you seen it?
There’s a lady terminator who can blow up her boobs🤷🏻♂️😅👍🏼
Fer reals!! I concur with this list!
I liked T3 a lot!
"What is the point of a killing machine who can feel?
Go ahead Conner and lower me into the steel!"
‘’yes this idiot believes that I’m his friend! But how I miss that special thrill’’
"Won't be me again until,"
"I'd give anything to kill, someone, again!"
'And i'd shoot five more times to be perfectly sureeeeeee' 😂🤣😂🤣
Lol thats the best part of the song
"Now when I shoot, they don't die, they say ow." I don't know why that's so funny to me.
"What does it mean to be human? I do not care."
Narwhal Entertainment "TAKING ORDERS FROM A BOY WHO'S ONLY TENNNNNNN
BUT I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO KILL SOMEONE AGAIIIIIN"
It did it fer me!!
"I use to kill people, outrageous amounts.
...
Maiming and injuring, those shouldn't count."
Fuck this was funny to me. I know I'm late, but went into the comments for this.
Hear the lamentation of the Terminator
To crush the humans, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of Sarah Connor.
He finally answered the riddle of steel. :D
"Won't be me again until..."
We can all empathise sometimes.
lol
😂 555
"What does it mean to be human, I do not care." LoL
What a masterpiece.. almost cried
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It occurs to me that, along with being funny, this song is actually a really accurate representation of the essential existential quandary of the Terminator. To wit, a killing machine that isn't allowed to kill. What is his purpose? Why does he exist? Everything that is in him is telling him his purpose is to murder, yet the subsequent programming forced on him prevents his ever fulfilling his destiny. Humorous, yes, but the song is actually quite profound. Nietsche would definitely approve.
*Nietzsche!
I agree 100 percent.
That's why I love their songs, each of them has some actual merit in them
it is a film not real life, moron
Terminator: What is my purpose?
Connor: You pass butter
Terminator: oh my god
"What does it mean to be human? I do not care."
Another hit.
This Opera is better than the entire rest of the franchise put together!
so sad but so true
True true
You're a fool !
@@MrDoorChime
Opera
- noun
1. An extended dramatic composition, in which all parts are sung to instrumental accompaniment, that usually includes arias, choruses, and recitatives, and that sometimes include ballet.
2. The form or branch of musical and dramatic art represented by such compositions.
3. The score or words of such a composition.
I.e. this video.
For reference read the title of this video.
Got that right, man. After T3, the rest fuckin' sucked🤨
This video has been UNBLOCKED!
I told you it would be BACK. Dum dum dum DUM DUM.
Manly Tears......
+legolambs How did you manage that?
+Beavernator i know now why you cry.
Drive through TH-cam office desks.. says nheaaaaayyyaaaaahhhhh.
Arnie had more lines in this musical than in the actual movie 😎
I’m amazed this didn’t become a famous internet video. I’m just finding it in 2024.
I'm stuck with this woman, protecting her son
Kinder and gentler, I gave them my vow.
The damn T-1000 has all of the fun
Now when I shoot, they don't die, they say "Ow".
Sort of feel bad for the dude. He just wants to kill someone again.
I've always had the impression the terminator likes being a terminator. The first film implies intention behind the programing. He's not just Microsoft Word. When the landlord asks about the smell he has lots of options, but he CHOOSES the phrase he picked up killing Punk Hudson.
This was recommended to me all of a sudden... holy wow what a great morning 👍🏼
I came here through a random Commando Musical recommendation. These are all gold
The YT algorithm has finally done some good! Glad you found it
Not too worry, I too was randomly recommended here today 18 Sept 2019 12:30 p.s.t.
But none the less Epic!
these musicals never get old
"Now when I shoot they don't die they say "OW!" " Love this so much!
Can't believe this is still up. Watched this so many times over the years, still makes me laugh out loud.
When Arnie got the script for Terminator 2 he was genuinely not happy because he didn't get to kill anyone.
He ended up asking Jim Cameron if he can at least shoot someone in the legs 🤣🤣
“This idiot thinks I’m his friend.” Haha I love it!
The way things are now I want to go back to 1984.
The ending is just perfect, I mean the music fading into the Terminator theme with the last line. Fantastic! Thanx
This is awesome! Not only is the voice virtually identical to Arnold's, but the singing and lines are really catchy. Great work!
A great description as to why terminator is so much better than the kids action movie that everybody seems to love called terminator 2.
Couldn’t agree more
terminator should be renamed to carebearhugapony lamentations
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. How have I missed out on this for 13 years?!
where have you been i hope you haven't had many lamentations bro
I cannot describe how much I love this.
Then spread this greatness
The lyrics are so damn perfect!
"Lower me into de steeeeeel!" XD
Haha he was almost asking to be terminated...If I can't kill, thay why do I live???
that was just amazing
ive legit watched this video 10 times in a row now
I can replay this song 60 times and enjoy it like the 1st time.
LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
I used to kill people
Outrageous amounts
I'd murder them all just like that
Maiming and injuring, those shouldn't count
But now I'm obeying this brat
[Pre-Chorus 1]
How'd I end up on the wrong side of the war?
Things made much more sense in 1984
[Chorus]
Yes, this idiot believes that I'm his friend
But I'd give anything to kill someone again!
[Verse 2]
It used to be simple, they'd give me a name
I'd check in the phone book and come through the door
Pull out my gun and I'd blow out their brain
And I'd shoot five more times to be perfectly sure
I was much more efficient the first time around
You got in my way, that was it, you were dead
I'd punch through your stomach or come back and drive through your desk
But now I just hurt you instead
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Why can I no longer kill them? It seems so unfair
What does it mean to be human? I do not care
[Chorus]
Taking orders from a boy who's only ten
But I'd give anything to kill someone again!
[Verse 3]
I'm stuck with this woman, protecting her son
Kinder and gentler, I gave them my vow
The damn T-1000 has all of the fun
Now, when I shoot, they don't die, they say "ow"
Just when you think it can't get any worse
I can no longer curse
I can't say "Fuck you, asshole."
So stupid to try and suppress my desire to kill
Like I did in my last role
[Pre-Chorus 3]
What is the point of a killing machine who can feel?
Go ahead, Connor, and lower me into the steel!
[Chorus]
Yes, this idiot believes that I'm his friend
But how I miss that special thrill
Won't be me again until
I'd give anything to kill someone (He'd give anything to kill someone)
Again! (Again!)
This is ********* brilliant!
(I know, I can no longer curse)
When it began I had the high expectations left from Conan the Musical. When it ended I was almost crying out of laughter. I love the tone of the internal monologue of a frustrated killing machine.
This just makes me smile and laugh. And the fact that you have actual talented singers backing you up in the chorus is just fantastic. I love this, things need to be more fun like this nowadays.
Please don't stop doing Arnold videos!
It's so heart wrenching, a terminator forced to be almost cuddly.
These guys need more views. They're very talented.
i love coming back to this channel years later for an emotional pick me up ❤
one of my fav youtube videos to date, THE NOSTALGIA
Im a huge Terminator fan... how have I not seen this?? Since 2010!?
This brought a tear to my eye.
Video got unblocked? Wow, never heard of that happening before!
Just re-watched and I’m still nearly speechless. This demands to be scene and appreciated by SOOOOOO MANY MORE PEOPLE!😂😂😂😂
The lyrics, singing, Arnie-accent, editing, and production values are outstanding too, in my opinion!
Oh my fucking god... I missed out on your channel for 10 years... I fucking love this
13 people believe the Terminator is their friend.
@Sebastian Keaton 12k including me and you i think...
@@IndianYouThoober90 pretty sure it means dislikes
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnd it's gone. RIP Dislike Count and by extension, these jokes
OMG! Terminator 2 is my alltime favourite movie and I can not stop laughing about this video. Good job, fine humor!!!
I’d like to see Arnold’s reaction to this 🤣🤣😭
one more time thank you for THIS
I got chills at the end.
I think most people sing a song like this on Monday mornings.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially The quiet kids
.... named Jeremy
I lost it. This was absolutley brilliant
Brilliant! Love your work! Thank you.
John Castleberry Thank you!
Pure gold!!! Liked and favorited!
How'd I end up on the wrong side of the war?
Wuoar.
Wuuuuoooooaaaaaar :P
Brought a tear to my eye
o_O
= your face when you see your TH-cam recommended videos in 2020...
...and you realise you've wasted 10 years of your life not knowing about this masterpiece.
Cant stop listening to this one
This is awsome
Genius. Why am I just now finding this. My life is now complete.
"now when I shoot them they don't die they say ow" xD
+Boundsinator01
That is a beautiful line.
Literally, the GREATEST song ever made by man.
Bravo bravo 🙌👏👏👏👏👏
just when i thought that killer robot dramas had been left with no room for a new interpretation this finally reach my ears jajajaja
arn you are a very good actor.
Gold.
I know now why I cry...
It was hilarious 😂
The ending transition is so darn perfect ♥
Me watching this video for the first time 10 years back: Oh, that's a very cool innovative twist on the Terminator, nice & fun, let's move along now to the next thing.
My brain 10 years later every morning: I YEUSED TO KEEL PEE POOLLL. AT REY JUICE AMOUUUNTS.
Just looked at my old favorited videos and found this gem. The lyrics make way more sense now too decade later. Truly what is the purpose of killing machine who can feel.
This is pure fucking gold! I can't believe this has been around for 9 years and I never knew about it. Shit!
This video is sooo underrated and under viewed
oh man,one of the best movies ever made,this is perfect!
The Terminator truly was a tragic hero in this movie.
Simply....Beautiful.
I'm so happy it's baaack!!!!!!!!!!:):)
I'm back here so often :P:P
It used to be simple,
They'd give me a name,
I would check in the phonebook and come to the dwoor,
Pull out my gun and I'd blow out da brains,
And I'd shoot five more time to be perfectly shoar.
Epic lyricness!
Never gonna get why you guys arent on 15 MIL. Subs...
Man, no video, literally NO video is better than this, this is the best video I have ever watched in my entire life, the song alone is awesome!
You, sir, are a genius!
wow this is truly a masterpiece. Great story and singing is great. sounds like arnold too..
Happy 30th Year Anniversary T2 🎂
Original Release: July 3rd 1991
This made my day... recommended out of nowhere... amazing!
You made my day!! :D
Bravo Bravo! You must get an award legolambs! Awesome, epic! Im lost for words!
"Now when I shoot they don't die, they say oww!" LMAO!!
Dude, you are genious.
The Terminator longing for a kill means he has feelings. You can't have one without the other :-P
Anyway... "...woaaaa... nineteeneightyfoaaaaa" hilarious!
Now it's more on point than ever.
This song perfectly sums up why T1>T2. In the first one, Arnold was a force to be feared. In T2, he was an obedient lapdog to a live action Bart Simpson.
+tylerdurden3891
It was better than T3...
OMG you guys keep turning out gems. Bravo!
It would have been great if special effects were added to change the thumbs-up sign into a bird.
+Hbh128 Oh my god it's bizarro Steven Spielberg in disguise.
the terminator had more character development than most modern movie characters
Who is here from the Predator Musical recommendation?
Don't remember when I did it but I mp3'd the shit out of this and still jam out to it in the car.
In Terminator 2 - the only person the LAPD kill in the movie is an unarmed black man, who they shoot without warning, meanwhile they give Arnold multiple warnings to drop his weapon as he was advancing on them before they started shooting, even after he had used a grenade launcher and minigun against them.
tobu So what you're saying is that the LAPD was portrayed pretty accurately.
tobu there are many unarmed ppl killed in this movie. your comment is retarded
tobu there are many unarmed ppl killed in this movie. your comment is retarded
Dan Han Apparently you misread and didn't understand him properly, he is saying the LAPD, the cops.
Not the terminators.
tobu Is Miles Dyson really unarmed? Doesn't he have the detonator to blow up the entire building, in his hand when they shoot him?
I wish there is an extended version of this song, it is GENIUS!
genius
This just destroyed a dear childhood memory for me... yet I kept listening for three days straight. Awesome song!
0:45 from here the lyrics is excellent